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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2019
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    Once it was seen as the worst Alien movie, now it's seen as...just a bad one. What went wrong with the riskiest Alien movie ever made? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Alien 3.
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    Alien 3 is a 1992 American science-fiction horror film directed by David Fincher and written by David Giler, Walter Hill and Larry Ferguson from a story by Vincent Ward. It stars Sigourney Weaver reprising her role as Ellen Ripley and is the third film installment in the Alien franchise, preceded by Aliens (1986) and succeeded by Alien Resurrection (1997).
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +855

    Welcome to calming your mind by STAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPPPSSSSSS!!!!!
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant 5 лет назад +4049

    👀
    I guess coming up with an alternative to "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome.

    • @Kumek01
      @Kumek01 5 лет назад +218

      Ye ye ye

    • @nonedefense8296
      @nonedefense8296 5 лет назад +82

      you da man Ryan! your 30 second clips on your personal channel are my fav to show people who've never heard of you.
      major Tom skit changed my life.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 лет назад +19

      Lololol....ur content are great

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 лет назад +8

      @@Achilleasgr Question

    • @anethkiray
      @anethkiray 5 лет назад +20

      I was looking for this believe it or not.

  • @blackvendaeta7104
    @blackvendaeta7104 5 лет назад +467

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "My back, it wants you to get off of it"
    "Fair enough"
    That whole skit was worth the click.

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 5 лет назад +6

      BlackVendaeta It’s what Ryan George does

    • @Warxoth
      @Warxoth 5 лет назад +5

      Tbh solo Doug skits have been consistently amazing this year, to the point that I'm more excited to see what he comes up for the sponsor ad rather than the review :T

    • @joesmith8624
      @joesmith8624 5 лет назад

      The skits are better with Malcolm and Tamara

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 4 года назад +747

    Seeing a pitch meeting in a nostalgia critic video is *TIGHT*

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 3 года назад +14

      He literally said pitch meetings by name and I only recently found out they exist. Idk how I missed that part , ive seen this video 3 times lol

    • @Chemical_Argentum
      @Chemical_Argentum 2 года назад +7

      It sure is

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 года назад +10

      Ryan George would approve of this comment. I just hope he's seen this and liked it

    • @woj8926
      @woj8926 2 года назад +10

      No it's not. He just proved that it's not the formula but Ryan George's charisma makes this series. This was painful to watch.

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 2 года назад +3

      Inspiring

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 2 года назад +243

    _Only Malcolm_ could make me feel invested in wind’s emotions and story.

    • @Larry_Ibarra
      @Larry_Ibarra Год назад +8

      He should have won an academy award for his role as fart joke from the Master of Disguise review.

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 5 месяцев назад

      Kinda makes me think of Klonoa for some reason

  • @brianetie86
    @brianetie86 5 лет назад +492

    Me: A pitch meetings intro would probably be too difficult for Doug to do.
    Doug: Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 5 лет назад +11

      Me: wow wow wow

    • @Ufe3d
      @Ufe3d 5 лет назад +7

      Hardly an obstacle to overcome *

    • @Jennifer_Devote
      @Jennifer_Devote 5 лет назад

      Dude I don't know if he's as funny.

    • @Andres-.-
      @Andres-.- 5 лет назад

      Still bothers me the whole series started after being a successful small series on Jenny Nicholson's channel lol

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa 5 лет назад +1

      No, it was. This was a pale comparison of a fail rip off.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +384

    Having a Pitch Meeting/ Nostalgia Critic crossover is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jtsleazeball2548
      @jtsleazeball2548 5 лет назад +21

      Barely inconveniencing crossovers are TIGHT

    • @legiongamerworkbruhben6058
      @legiongamerworkbruhben6058 5 лет назад +7

      O GOD PLZ MAKE THIS HAPPEN XD

    • @coffeeveins
      @coffeeveins 5 лет назад +16

      “Hi. I’m the pitch meeting executive from Screen Rant. I listen to writer ideas so you don’t have to”.
      Writer: “Who are you talking to? And why do you have two dozen crates full of stamps all over your office?”
      Executive: “I Don’t knowwww...”

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 5 лет назад +315

    Critic talking about having Newt being older because of pod problems instead of killing her off just because she got older in real life makes a lot of sense. Him explaining other things of how it could have been reminded me of him saying"I FIX THE MOVIE."

    • @DOSRetroGamer
      @DOSRetroGamer 4 года назад +6

      Unfortunately the actress got really fat in her later years

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +9

      @@DOSRetroGamer She never wanted to do movies again anyway.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +23

      How about just recasting her?

    • @danielanderson8322
      @danielanderson8322 3 года назад +10

      @@jp3813 Especially if she's supposed to be older now.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +10

      @@danielanderson8322 She's supposed to stay the same age unless an explanation is given.

  • @alexhrycaj8429
    @alexhrycaj8429 5 лет назад +859

    I like the theory that Alien 3 and 4 are Ripley’s dreams in cryosleep.

    • @gavinoconnorclarke5270
      @gavinoconnorclarke5270 5 лет назад +39

      I have the same theory as it could work for Neil Blomkamp's film, if that ever comes to fruition.

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 лет назад +19

      @@gavinoconnorclarke5270 I dont think that is ever happening not to mention the fact that Weaver will be 70 this year

    • @MasterCharlie104
      @MasterCharlie104 5 лет назад +20

      Gavin O'Connor Clarke Yeah I think that project ended up getting canned after Blomkamp basically blacklisted himself with Eylesium and Chappie.
      Mind you I’d rather see his film than see Ridley Scott continually ruin this franchise with a never ending supply of shitty, shitty prequels.

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +4

      Ooohhh, never heard that one before, but I likes it!

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 года назад +4

      Soooo nightmares

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 5 лет назад +516

    “In Space Nobody Can Hear You Criticize”

    • @delightedrebel3346
      @delightedrebel3346 5 лет назад +8

      Allen
      In space no one can hear you in space

    • @4Legacy
      @4Legacy 5 лет назад +5

      In Space, nobody can hear you Jam!!

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 лет назад +5

      _"In space no one can hear you do anal..."_
      *cue creepy Mickey Mouse giggle

    • @succulentcranberry
      @succulentcranberry 5 лет назад +1

      And that's why there will never be a good Terminator or Alien movie sequel ever again.

    • @insanechopper5788
      @insanechopper5788 5 лет назад +1

      J Double C XD

  • @Snook1985
    @Snook1985 5 лет назад +198

    I died at "Actually it will be simple. Hardly an obstacle to overcome" as I was listening for the "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu 5 лет назад

      Rest in peace, buddy.

  • @farahali3032
    @farahali3032 5 лет назад +230

    Newt being dead crushed my soul.. and the way they killed her off was so insulting.

    • @BleepingRelics
      @BleepingRelics 3 года назад +9

      yeah well, that happened. Life is unfair.

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 3 года назад +21

      Bishop and Hicks too. And Ripley. All four characters deserved better.

    • @trevorfrenk4137
      @trevorfrenk4137 2 года назад +6

      @@megamovieman101 yeah i was ticked off that hicks wasn’t shown more respect. Ripley only seemed to care that newt died

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад +14

      @@BleepingRelics This is not "life." This is a story written by a coke addict. Literally. Not metaphorically, not exaggerating.

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад +13

      @@megamovieman101 And EVERYONE ELSE. They all died for nothing, apparently. Remember how Gorman redeemed himself by going back for Vasquez? Remember Hudson? Remember Ripley's character arc, going from having nightmares from her first encounter, to fighting the f'ing alien queen hand to hand? Nope, none of that mattered at all. F this garbage.

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 2 года назад +104

    The extended cut of this movie actually feels like a whole film, as opposed to the theatrical version, which feels like its missing a lot of necessary substance.

    • @willcardona7712
      @willcardona7712 2 года назад

      Which version is he reviewing in this video?

    • @hmdwgf
      @hmdwgf 2 года назад +1

      @@willcardona7712 Theatrical

    • @m1ghty_m1kk04
      @m1ghty_m1kk04 2 года назад +5

      @@hmdwgf please. The Alien 3 was suppose to be much better, but it went to production hell, so it is what it is.

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад +3

      The Guardian: "So that alternate cut on the DVD special edition whatever it is - that's not yours?"
      David Fincher: "I don't know who did it, I've never seen it, I can't comment on it."

    • @Aethryx
      @Aethryx Год назад +4

      Someone's going through every comment mentioning the extended cut as if they're butthurt that people like it, lmao

  • @gabrielacarpio1323
    @gabrielacarpio1323 5 лет назад +527

    Everyone: *losing it over the Pitch Meeting styled intro*
    Me: Heh, that Hercules reference was tight.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 лет назад +6

      Me: heh heh heh I liked that intro

    • @asianmalaysian
      @asianmalaysian 5 лет назад +13

      Im sure it was no trouble at all. Barely an inconvinience

    • @vashstarwind36
      @vashstarwind36 5 лет назад +4

      Hysterically hilarious intro. By George I say!

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 лет назад

      Hercules reference?

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 5 лет назад

      Where was the Hercules reference?

  • @RipleyVSXeno715
    @RipleyVSXeno715 5 лет назад +382

    Poor Wind. He hasn't gotten much work since Shyamalan tried to make him scary in The Happening...

    • @twilightman2816
      @twilightman2816 5 лет назад +16

      "I am .......... the wind." Remember the "Master of Disguise" review???? Apparently, Doug doesn't either.

    • @LungsOutJem
      @LungsOutJem 5 лет назад +8

      It's okay. He's still living off the residuals.

    • @halledavisyt
      @halledavisyt 5 лет назад +9

      You obviously haven't seen Bird Box

    • @bichaelf
      @bichaelf 5 лет назад +8

      He had his day in twister

    • @jessicaw9011
      @jessicaw9011 5 лет назад +1

      hahahahaha

  • @TheChugg11
    @TheChugg11 5 лет назад +135

    “Congratulations- it’s an IT.”
    I was expecting to see the dancing clown/or Tim Curry honking bit over her scan for a moment...

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +15

      I agree with everything you say Right!? You are not alone. I was SO primed for a jump cut to, “WAAAAA HA! WAAAA HAA! WAAA HAAA!”

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 года назад +5

      @@maneckineckbeard1749 Can you imagine that happening in real life? You put your ear to your pregnant wife's tummy and you just hear "WAHA, WAHA, WAHA!!"

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 5 лет назад +167

    Poor Wind, chasing the glory days of Twister.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +5

      And, eventually having to whore itself out, as the Co-monster in the low budget Sharknado series, for rent money.

    • @amberace
      @amberace 3 года назад +1

      He gets action in the Happening

    • @johnathanholmes1297
      @johnathanholmes1297 2 года назад

      @@amberace But it was mostly the threes that killed humanity.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 2 года назад +1

      Poetry, u make that up yourself? Not being sarky.

    • @ShinoSarna
      @ShinoSarna 2 года назад +1

      @@cjhepburn7406 I'm a wannabe writer lol

  • @comichound
    @comichound 5 лет назад +895

    “It’s an homage if we acknowledge that we’re ripping them off.” 😂😂😂

    • @umalessing5291
      @umalessing5291 4 года назад +26

      Fair enough

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 4 года назад +11

      At he knew what people would say if they watched any of the Pitch Meetings

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +19

      Homages are tight!

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 4 года назад +8

      @@LuisSierra42 Yeyeye!

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 3 года назад +7

      Wow, wow, wow, wow

  • @falkofscrum
    @falkofscrum 5 лет назад +734

    That Pitch Meeting-intro was spectacular :D It was probably super easy, barely an inconvenience xD
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes, people :)

    • @baronsengir187
      @baronsengir187 5 лет назад +17

      hardly an obstacle to overcome

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 лет назад +16

      I think Ryan’s gonna sue somebody. Lol

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 лет назад +2

      Man, that would have taken me hours. I couldnt go through so much text so fast without mistakes.

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna 5 лет назад +8

      IT WAS TIGHT!

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 5 лет назад +3

      It was incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome!

  • @StJimmy501
    @StJimmy501 5 лет назад +161

    "You had relations with her didn't you?"
    "I did."
    Im dying. 😂😂😂

  • @lizodonnell9436
    @lizodonnell9436 4 года назад +124

    I just want to say this video inspired me to watch the Screen Rant Pitch Meetings and you’re right - they’re hilarious and the writing is incredible. Thanks for introducing me to that series!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +2

      That's how I was introduced as well. Thankfully, these amazing pitch meetings have their own channel, now, so you don't have to be subscribed to Screen Rant, anymore

    • @bryedtan
      @bryedtan Год назад +3

      Me too now I subscribed to pitch meeting Channel and Ryan George

  • @ccgasdf
    @ccgasdf 5 лет назад +393

    Watching Pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    Watching Nostalgia Critic is incredible simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome.
    Watching both at the same time is TIGHT.

  • @TheGrimStride
    @TheGrimStride 5 лет назад +300

    I like that Ryan George is big enough to parody his Pitch Meeting

    • @TakeruDavis
      @TakeruDavis 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @greygust3936
      @greygust3936 5 лет назад +21

      That part was tight

    • @isabelh5561
      @isabelh5561 5 лет назад +7

      Grim And it was super easy, barely an inconvenience to do.

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 5 лет назад +6

      Grim
      Parodying Ryan George is incredibly simple hardly an obstacle to overcome.

    • @RyanGeorge
      @RyanGeorge 5 лет назад +27

      is that a fat joke

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 4 года назад +22

    Probably the only RUclipsr who does his own version of pitch meeting without undercutting what makes them funny.

  • @AtariDad
    @AtariDad 5 лет назад +22

    Pretty sure Ripley's alien took longer to be born because it was a queen, and it only chose that moment to pop out because it could sense that it was in danger.

  • @jerok47
    @jerok47 5 лет назад +366

    Ripping "Pitch Meetings" off is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
    10/10 opening.

    • @TakeruDavis
      @TakeruDavis 5 лет назад +8

      Well, okay then

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 5 лет назад +5

      Oh really?

    • @RaelWander
      @RaelWander 5 лет назад +3

      @@ImAFatNerd90 Yeah yeah yeah

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 5 лет назад +5

      Jerónimo de Jesús
      No it’s incredibly simple hardly an obstacle to overcome

    • @Kell_Craask
      @Kell_Craask 5 лет назад +8

      @@RaelWander Ah, ripping off other's creative properties in a tasteful manner while still giving them credit is TIGHT!!

  • @midnight_dame1596
    @midnight_dame1596 5 лет назад +244

    The rob walker producer joke was GOLD😂😂😂😂

    • @zsoul3367
      @zsoul3367 5 лет назад +3

      It was funnier when "Pitch Meetings" from screen rant did it
      ruclips.net/video/XWqu87Rr9ko/видео.html

    • @maleficking6556
      @maleficking6556 5 лет назад +7

      @@zsoul3367 I think you're replying to the wrong thing.

  • @BrendanBarney
    @BrendanBarney 3 года назад +215

    14:20 This bit is so underrated! 😂

    • @HolyRomanEmperor90
      @HolyRomanEmperor90 3 года назад +8

      It’s so fucked up, but that’s part of why it’s so funny. 😂

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 3 года назад +11

      14:23 😰😰😰" *Get her awaaaaay!* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @POGForce
      @POGForce 3 года назад +2

      Still my favorite bit😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 2 года назад

      @@HolyRomanEmperor90 Omg you explained part of the Joke and that makes it so much funnyer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pointing out the obvious is so funny loooooooooooool

  • @Santiak.
    @Santiak. 4 года назад +114

    Haven't seen Alien 3 since I was a child, imagine my surprise when the explanation I (apparently?) constructed for the prison was that it was ONLY inmates with no way off the planet, and no weapons to hijack stray transports, so isolation and hopelessness led them to turn to fanaticism to try and survive as best they could, forced into cooperation by necessity, through dogma.
    I have to thank 7 year old me for improving my view of the film. Slightly. Even if it was a misunderstanding - not sure if I have it in me to rewatch to verify whether that is the case though :P

    • @FirstnameLastname-bp2pg
      @FirstnameLastname-bp2pg 4 года назад +4

      You have issues

    • @Artemus973
      @Artemus973 4 года назад +10

      You were pretty damn smart for a 7 year old XD

    • @DinkLink
      @DinkLink 2 года назад +2

      @@Artemus973 Yeah, total BS

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад

      FINCHER: Seriously. I swear to God. She was like...what's her name in Peter Pan? She was like Wendy. And she would make up these stories. And in the end, there were these seven dwarfs left, and there was this f*cking tube they put her in, and they were waiting for Prince Charming to come wake her up. So that was one of the endings we had for this movie. You can imagine what Joe Roth said when he heard this. "What?! What are they doing over there?! What the f*ck is going on?!" ''
      [PREMIERE magazine May 1992]

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +1567

    Wasn't expecting a Pitch Meetings styled intro at the beginning 😄👌

  • @projectbelmont7177
    @projectbelmont7177 5 лет назад +240

    Wasn't The Happening Wind's big break?
    Edit: Literally everyone else in the comments has already made this joke.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +1

      And they’re all glorious bastards.

    • @killerofzombs115
      @killerofzombs115 5 лет назад +2

      Inglorious Basterds

    • @jerok47
      @jerok47 5 лет назад +1

      If you're equating The Happening to breaking wind... I agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @LoganHunter82
    @LoganHunter82 4 года назад +58

    "I did"... Jesus, Malcolm was great on that one

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 5 лет назад +8

    Fincher won't even talk about hellish experience he had with the studio and basically everything to do with the making of this film anymore...it almost broke him

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад

      And if he wants to keep working in Hollywood, he will NEVER talk about it. Not beyond the surface level.

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 лет назад +140

    "I hear they're having steamed hams"
    I still appreciate this joke even to this day

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад

      You’re probably just hungry

    • @Tyrone-Ward
      @Tyrone-Ward 5 лет назад

      I don't get it.

    • @Mark-xs4gi
      @Mark-xs4gi 5 лет назад

      It's a meme from the Simpsons, just look for it online

  • @Slayerlord0
    @Slayerlord0 5 лет назад +693

    "What kind of animal would do this to my dog?"
    Peta.

    • @junior214223
      @junior214223 5 лет назад +4

      Araki

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 лет назад +8

      don't worry about your dog - the facehugger picked a bull instead of the dog

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 5 лет назад +1

      Phreak Azoith in a different movie version

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад

      Damn, that pulled a big ol’ LOL out of me. (Congratulatory slow clap)

    • @Wishbone4evr
      @Wishbone4evr 4 года назад

      Yep!

  • @BeliciaBridgesForLife
    @BeliciaBridgesForLife 5 лет назад +59

    This actually made me feel bad for wind😭

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply 4 года назад +34

    19:59 - Aww, this would've been the perfect time for, "I hear M. Night Shyamalan is looking for the wind to play a huge part in a movie, though." (The Happening)

  • @AcevedoVideoStore
    @AcevedoVideoStore 5 лет назад +148

    If Alien 3 was made in the mid 1980s. It will be called Alien 3D.

  • @FrankLightheart
    @FrankLightheart 5 лет назад +203

    Cheer up, Wind.
    Your day will come when Shyamalan makes "The Happening".

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 5 лет назад +12

      It was not the wind... it was the trees...
      ...one day Wind,...one day...

    • @AlexeyIovchuk
      @AlexeyIovchuk 5 лет назад +1

      @@thefreakmachine There was a scene where the wind took big part.

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 5 лет назад +5

      @@thefreakmachine what about twister

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 5 лет назад +1

      @@wintersoldier164 I don't know if it qualifise: in Twister the Wind is actually the monster. Does it count?

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 5 лет назад +5

      @@thefreakmachine give wind something, for wind

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 5 лет назад +13

    “I feel sorry for the Wind,” is not a sentence I ever thought I’d mean.

  • @calebjackson3895
    @calebjackson3895 4 года назад +62

    Fox: "How can we escalate the xenomorph threat after Aliens?"
    Warhammer 40K: "Giant xenomorphs, humanoid infiltration xenomorphs, biomechanical weapons and ships, global reconnaissance, infestation, assault, subjugation, and absorption..."
    Fox: "Let's make this one a dog."

    • @masonwilliams1345
      @masonwilliams1345 4 года назад +3

      At this point we need a R rated animated 40k series

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 года назад +5

      One of those is a fetish and is the MOST frightening......

  • @dillanwherry6741
    @dillanwherry6741 5 лет назад +161

    it would be hilarious if ScreenRant copied Nostalgia Critic just like he did in the beginning😂😂

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 5 лет назад +24

      Pitch Meeting for Nostalgia Critic would be tight.

    • @joshuareynolds23
      @joshuareynolds23 5 лет назад +8

      @@SharpDesign "won't it be hard to do a pitching meeting on nostalgia critic with such great content to go over","no super easy barely an inconvenience".

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 5 лет назад +7

      Helloooo im Ryan George I remember it so you dont have to

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 года назад +1

      Impossible

  • @jokeofalltrades2838
    @jokeofalltrades2838 5 лет назад +471

    Wind: it's never me it's always a giant monster
    Sharknado: ok but what if the wind *IS* a giant monster

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 5 лет назад +26

      Twister: Am I a joke to you?

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 5 лет назад +20

      Perfect Storm: hold my rum

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 5 лет назад +4

      Clever.

    • @MrVidman14
      @MrVidman14 4 года назад +7

      Ghidorah: hold our 3 beers

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +2

      BOOM! I commented about “Twister” and “Sharknado” as well. Glad to see I wasn’t alone.

  • @KristoferPaul
    @KristoferPaul 5 лет назад +17

    Wind had a role in "The Happening."

  • @zachplummer625
    @zachplummer625 4 года назад +14

    20:41 Yeah but she doesn't know. If they cut the scene you would just ask how the hell she knew everything. Plus it gave us a proper goodbye to Bishop.

    • @comiccinema8177
      @comiccinema8177 11 месяцев назад +2

      Then just cut the scene at the start that shows us how it crashed so we’re left in the dark until this scene. It takes way too much time to re-establish what we already know.
      Either that or cut this scene down so it’s not burning so much time.

  • @jaydemo
    @jaydemo 5 лет назад +334

    "knock knock"
    "Who's there"
    "My back, it wants you to get off of it"
    I'm dead 🤣🤣

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 5 лет назад +7

      Jay Demo i wonder how many takes they had to do when he inevitably messed up and said "My back, it wants you to get off on it".

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 лет назад +3

      @@guthax30 Question

    • @linwoodsmith7045
      @linwoodsmith7045 5 лет назад +4

      He needs to get waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off my back!

  • @Terrapins360
    @Terrapins360 5 лет назад +82

    And the wind finally got his big break in The Happening. Thanks Shyamalan!

    • @cottontail1039
      @cottontail1039 5 лет назад

      What about Twister? You can't have a tornado without strong, warm winds.

    • @Terrapins360
      @Terrapins360 5 лет назад +1

      @@cottontail1039 if thats the case than that means that wind has been working since he sent Dorothy to the land of Oz

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega 5 лет назад +49

    Well thank you for introducing me to Pitch Meetings.

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 4 года назад +117

    Normal person: Alien 3
    Me, an intellectual: Alien cubed

    • @OriginalRAB
      @OriginalRAB 4 года назад +4

      Great. Now I'm imagining Bolo from "Final Space" in his cube prison but as a Xeno.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 года назад +5

      Me, an easily amused internet person: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 4 года назад +1

      Wowowow!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +2

      That's what I call it

    • @devinnullenvoid29
      @devinnullenvoid29 3 года назад +4

      @Yeet the beat out
      I got to see a pre-screening of the movie a couple of days before it came out (free tickets). They had a VIP section roped off in the middle of the theater for some people that had worked on it at a local sound stage or something. Anyway, when the title screen hit, my friend actually yelled out "Look! Aliens cubed!" to which everyone laughed, except the VIP section. Then later, near the end when Ripley dies he yells, "Hey! Ripley takes the Nestea Plunge!" and everyone lost it...except the VIP section that mostly got up and quietly walked out. 😄

  • @jennathompson4242
    @jennathompson4242 5 лет назад +351

    MY SHOW NOW BITCHES!! -Rob Walker

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 5 лет назад +4

      i love that part

    • @Kazzy234
      @Kazzy234 5 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't mind to watch rob walker to be The nostalgia critic for a episode or two.

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 5 лет назад

      They could do several episodes where Doug is briefly replaced by another actor. For example, Black Critic, Little Kid Critic, Animated Kitten Critic, Sexy Female Critic, Invisible Critic (who might just be a wall), and Cameo Critic.

  • @MrKingvenom77
    @MrKingvenom77 5 лет назад +217

    The intro was super easy, barely and inconvenience. LOL. Love Pitch Meeting.

  • @tdark987
    @tdark987 4 года назад +16

    8:36 Ironically, that’s almost exactly the excuse Ripley makes up for requesting the autopsies. It’s cholera instead of dysentery, but just as ridiculous.

  • @detectiveblutomindpretzel2324
    @detectiveblutomindpretzel2324 5 лет назад +17

    14:31 "Sweet whipped creamy Jesus" I'm gonna use that term from now on.

  • @dakat5131
    @dakat5131 5 лет назад +121

    Turn up the volume to hear what the characters are saying, then get assaulted by a loud sound effect right after

  • @leahvithanage2473
    @leahvithanage2473 5 лет назад +554

    Wasn't Wind given a major role in The Happening by Shyamalan?

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 5 лет назад +95

      Understandably, The Wind likes to keep that one off its resume.

    • @plattytheperrypus5701
      @plattytheperrypus5701 5 лет назад +7

      It was trees

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 5 лет назад +1

      Some guy who likes memes I thought it was the plants lol

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, but the wind needed to blow to distribute the toxins. There's scenes in the movie where characters are literally running from the wind.

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 5 лет назад +2

      Brian Straight can we all agree the wind deserves a break in movies

  • @CarloisBuriedAlive
    @CarloisBuriedAlive 3 года назад +4

    9:30 in Psycho, Marion’s death ultimately brings the people to the Bates Motel and the Bates house who will discover his secrets. In Nightmare on Elm Street, her death is blamed on the boyfriend and brings everything to action for the characters in the movie. Later on in Nightmare 4, the last of the Elm Street children are killed off towards the beginning so that the Alice character can start becoming the “Dream Master” - all early deaths that impacted the plot.

  • @imperialwolf7872
    @imperialwolf7872 2 года назад +9

    I remember absolutely adoring Alien and Aliens when I was younger and I couldn't wait to see the 3rd movie. And then I got so excited when my Dad rented Alien 3 from Blockbuster and I couldn't wait to watch it. Aaand then the opening scene completely crushed me, so I barely even paid attention to the rest of the film. Talk about an epic letdown

  • @Ghost26968
    @Ghost26968 5 лет назад +34

    Ryan George: *angrily rips apart Aliens 3 Pitch Meeting script*

  • @meamishere1166
    @meamishere1166 5 лет назад +145

    Bishop to Ripley:
    *"I like what you've done with your hair."*

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan 5 лет назад +5

    "Congratulations, you made it!" was such a plot twist for such a short skit, I'm impressed.

  • @ryanlion101192
    @ryanlion101192 5 лет назад +30

    I remember seeing Alien 3 for the first time when I was 12 years old and being mainly just flat out confused with what was happening. I didn't think it necessarily was a bad Alien film, I just thought it was kinda vague, boring and all around mind fucking. Especially seeing people like Hicks and Newt just killed off instantly. I wasn't even pissed really just confused as to why the main characters were killed off and why the studio chose a grossly under par story with 0 Alien action. It didn't make much sense to me then. Maybe with today's technology they could enhance the special effects and patch over some glaring editing issues.

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад +2

      The only technology that can fix this POS is a time machine so you can go back and burn that script before it gets made into a movie.

  • @scottpilgrim1518
    @scottpilgrim1518 5 лет назад +237

    Can we talk about how funny and talented Malcom is?? My boi is hilarious.

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 5 лет назад +7

      I know, poor wind

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 5 лет назад +5

      I love Malcom. He's my favourite actor other than the critic Himself.

    • @jeffcase7827
      @jeffcase7827 5 лет назад +2

      The prisoner skit was pretty good, I've always liked cartoony gags in live action, it makes it surreal and hilarious.

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад

      Amen to that. In fact, I’m pretty sure that he’s now become my personal mental representation of The Devil. (Sorry, Peter Stormare from “Constantine.” You still get the runner-up crown, though.)

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 4 года назад

      I’m not the only one who would want Malcolm to co-review a film with Doug in the near future, right?

  • @BrophyTime
    @BrophyTime 5 лет назад +81

    Hey at least WIND got his own movie called TWISTER 🌪

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck I didn't even think of that!

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 5 лет назад +5

      Eh... I guess that counts. I would have gone with The Happening. Although I guess there the wind and the trees are equally the villain.

    • @geekdetritus5503
      @geekdetritus5503 5 лет назад +1

      They also had to "Stay ahead of it" in The Happening

  • @demonbushido
    @demonbushido 5 лет назад +32

    On the differing gestation rates: I always saw it as Queens probably take longer to gestate, and since the alien uses DNA from the host as part of it's genetic makeup (which is why the dog alien looks and moves different), the fact that dogs mature faster and have shorter lifespans is why it hatched so quickly from the dog.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +9

    "Newt's open everybody!"
    Huh...
    Also, obligatory Alien: Isolation shoutout. I played it again recently and it's still just as awesome as the first two movies

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 5 лет назад +47

    Don’t worry wind, you’ll have plenty of parts in the Final Destination movies

  • @marin3933
    @marin3933 5 лет назад +79

    "I am your biggest fan!"
    Now i want an Alien movie where the Alien spits out one liners 😄😄😄😄

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 5 лет назад

      With Doug you don't know what you want until he give it to you..

    • @mr.badguy8500
      @mr.badguy8500 5 лет назад +3

      You can always go read the Alien comic story about the Xenomorph that spat one liners, smoked cigars, and had a puppy.
      Sounds stupid, no? It's a bit more clever than it sounds.

    • @rags-t-richards
      @rags-t-richards 5 лет назад +1

      Holy shit I need to read this

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 5 лет назад

      What, Freddy Kreauger wasn't enough?

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 5 лет назад +30

    17:07
    *_"Prepare to meet your biggest fan hahahahaha.......... I'll be up here all night because I'm going to kill your all."_*
    - _Xenomorph The Alien._

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 4 года назад

      Yo the xenomorph scenes had me laughing so hard

  • @guardian5274
    @guardian5274 5 лет назад +17

    The alien in Ripley was a queen so that's why it took so long to grow.

    • @jean-philippetessier6354
      @jean-philippetessier6354 4 года назад +5

      And she was impregnated in crysosleep. She specifically tells Clemens that the side-effects can last over a week. Also the dude with the glasses in Alien 4 took longer because he had thyroid problems. So anything slowing the host metabolism would affect it.

    • @guardian5274
      @guardian5274 4 года назад +1

      @Jon Birch I understand that but let's both agree that alien 3 and 4 are bad.

    • @richardjohnson5435
      @richardjohnson5435 4 года назад

      Any work that builds off another is expanded lore. Aliens gave us the hive. Alien 3 gave us the genetic trait inheritance, etc. The real question is if what was introduced was done in a way that meshes well with the original concept. That’s how something like Alien becomes more interesting, or how something like the Star Wars prequels actually destroy. Not sure how I feel about drones molting into queens. In the 2010 AvP game, 6 molted because of the ingested royal jelly, a made up thing for collectible purposes. And the less we talk of the attempts to “expand” in AvP:R, the better.

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 3 года назад

      @Jon Birch "The whole idea of a “queen embryo” is stupid anyway."
      Says you, whiner. It makes more sense than a normal alien becoming one randomly.

  • @movierocks5332
    @movierocks5332 5 лет назад +124

    The part with Ripley examining Newt’s corpse is hilarious 😂.
    “Hi I’m Newt. I’m still alive and you saved me Ripley.”

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 5 лет назад +13

      movierocks get her away from the corpse

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 года назад +3

      Hilarious and sad.

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +5

      I gotta admit, that part did make me feel a touch guilty...for uncontrollably bursting into hysterical, hyena-like laughter!
      Because really, what’s not to like about jokes involving the use of a child’s corpse as silly voiced hand puppets? That’s right up there with classic knee-slappers like Tarantino’s “shot in the face” sight gags, and Christopher Nolan’s Joker doing his “disappearing pencil trick!” Classic, classic hijinks, all of them.

    • @hypatiastanhope4716
      @hypatiastanhope4716 4 года назад

      😂

  • @danaidhgille42
    @danaidhgille42 5 лет назад +65

    I love that Ryan George is getting love.

  • @ventus5628
    @ventus5628 4 года назад +10

    1:22 the reaction to Thanos’ Ending to infinity wars two movies ago

  • @ManOnHorizon
    @ManOnHorizon 11 месяцев назад +4

    9:10 - in the first movie Dallas was titled as a main character
    (and before you think this was a clever move from Ridley Scott make a note that he also planned to kill off Ripley in the final scene and make the alien impersonate Dallas's voice spreading a S.O.S. signal before PILOTING (!!!!) the shuttle to the ship that responded).

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 5 лет назад +293

    The intro is glorious!
    And that's coming from someone who really enjoys Alien 3...

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 5 лет назад +3

      I killed them all!

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 лет назад

      you monster!

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 5 лет назад

      @@MouseGoat I got really offended there for a second, because I thought you called me a monster for liking the movie...
      Well, I get it now.

    • @mrpell83
      @mrpell83 5 лет назад +1

      I enjoy Alien 3, just not as much as Alien or Aliens.

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 5 лет назад

      @@mrpell83 Yeah... I can get behind that.

  • @j.monica8794
    @j.monica8794 5 лет назад +94

    "Its just The wind they say but its never the wind"😂😂😂 that made me laugh THE HARDEST this whole video . poor Malcolm

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 5 лет назад +9

    (0:40) Your maths is off. "³" does not mean "times 3", it means "to the power of 3"
    3×3 = 3+3+3 = 9 ... 3³ = 3×3×3 = 27
    So it's "Alien cubed", which just makes it sound nerdy.

    • @kazzymoviefan
      @kazzymoviefan 4 года назад +1

      Yes but Alien is singular. If you have Alien x Alien x Alien = 3 Aliens

  • @leandroazeredo8713
    @leandroazeredo8713 5 лет назад +5

    The dialogue on the first minutes is pure gold, please do this more often, you guys took creativity to a whole new level!

  • @tecpaocelotl
    @tecpaocelotl 5 лет назад +6

    Skip to 26:18 once the ads show up.

  • @jezzzieful
    @jezzzieful 5 лет назад +145

    A Screen Rant style Pitch meeting?
    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah ripping off other people and losing everyone on your website is tight.

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 лет назад

      pladampa3 It's a joke you idiot. And what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 5 лет назад +1

      Do fan scripition or do not fan scripition, there is no try.

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 5 лет назад

      @@matthewcooper4248 Unoriginality is the death of comedy.

    • @isaiahortiz7299
      @isaiahortiz7299 Год назад

      @@pladampa shut up

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 4 года назад +5

    That would be cool if the future jails had androids that could keep the same prison idea but also create a conflict with getting weapons since they don’t even register the alien as a problem.

  • @Abhothra
    @Abhothra 4 года назад +6

    10:55 So true, when I first saw this I went "Yeah so now it'll become just another slasher but with a Xenomorph" And Ripley went from hardcore badass to a "Woe is me" character which was annoying AF even the romance they set up was longwinded at best and you as the person watching it knew it didn't go anywhere since "Slasher" so why bother getting invested.

  • @kykycupcake1
    @kykycupcake1 5 лет назад +101

    Charity shout out
    I was literally diagnosed with lupus this week. Funny how things line up
    Thanks for the supporting it ❤

    • @kykycupcake1
      @kykycupcake1 5 лет назад +3

      @Angel Alvarado thank you. That's very kind of you. I'm looking into treatments now so hopefully ill be ok

  • @tiltking9645
    @tiltking9645 5 лет назад +129

    I literally just started watching Screen Rant Pitch Meetings this week!! Good skit, Doug!

  • @maneckineckbeard1749
    @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +12

    I was disturbed by the level of my own geekiness, when you talked about the queen alien’s “tube thing” and my immediate response was to feel every sinew of my body screaming: “It’s called an ovipositor!”
    Thank you, Critic, for forcing me to face this aspect of myself.
    Also, you saying “prison planet” made me desperately wish for you to do a parody of the Xenu mythos from Scientology. Or possibly one of Alex Jones’ videos.

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад

      And hahahahaha, I never noticed that opening exposition credit! This screenplay must’ve been written back when the whole “Double Y Chromosome= Criminality” hypothesis was popular, to such an extent that the screenwriters clearly thought it would sound cool and future-y if they included it.
      (Admittedly, I was distracted by the knowledge that Charles Dance was NOT playing a Snidely Whiplashesque villain in this movie. And also by the fact that seeing Pete Poselthwaite’s name in opening credits immediately results in my brain melting down in throes of orgasmic exhilaration because PETE FUCKING POSELTHWAITE BITCHES!)

  • @sannicfann3338
    @sannicfann3338 2 года назад +8

    "I'm insanely jealous of Ryan George's writing"
    aren't we all

  • @keyvan_a.z.8633
    @keyvan_a.z.8633 5 лет назад +104

    Idk whether to laugh or cry for wind. I felt so sorry for him. :(((

    • @chadandroid
      @chadandroid 5 лет назад +15

      He gets royalty's from The Happening. So no worries mate.

    • @erikw792
      @erikw792 5 лет назад +6

      He had his day in Twister.

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 5 лет назад +30

    10:18 I was expecting Rob to replace Doug for the rest of the review

  • @VereskVeil
    @VereskVeil 5 лет назад +64

    The opening scene is just perfect. Rewatched it 10 times or more

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад

      I'd bet you think Last Jedi was a masterpiece, better than the original trilogy. I can smell it from here.

    • @isaiahortiz7299
      @isaiahortiz7299 Год назад

      @@miller-joel why so hostile

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад

      @@isaiahortiz7299 "The opening scene is just perfect." That's why.

    • @dannyjorde2677
      @dannyjorde2677 Год назад

      Lol you're dumb af

    • @awesomness36
      @awesomness36 Год назад

      @@miller-joel lol Last Jedi isn’t that bad and it didn’t ruin Luke no matter how many whiny impotent losers say otherwise

  • @miller-joel
    @miller-joel Год назад +3

    5:02 You "respect" the studio not giving a F about it?
    According to Fincher, they told him "Look, you could have somebody piss against the wall for two hours and call it Alien 3 and it would still do $30m worth of business."
    Wow, so brave and respect-worthy!

  • @bradbovaird5274
    @bradbovaird5274 5 лет назад +37

    Ridley Scott: Guess what?
    Guy: We’re gonna make a kickass movie and inspire a Metroid villain?
    Ridley Scott: Yep.
    Guy: Wow.

    • @AzazelZaphorOmega
      @AzazelZaphorOmega 5 лет назад +3

      More like, we're going to nearly completely inspire Metroid from face hugging to one getting all maternal to bad ass heroine to Ridley the space pirate dragon.

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 5 лет назад +2

      and then ruin it with Other M, the Alien Resurrection of Metroid games

  • @roguewave4514
    @roguewave4514 5 лет назад +53

    My god that Hades joke from Disney's Hercules was so awesome! XD

    • @Gbari7
      @Gbari7 5 лет назад

      I was going to mention it but I'm lazy and I was sure someone else did ^^

    • @David-nq8cv
      @David-nq8cv 5 лет назад

      21:06

  • @Tedwardlover
    @Tedwardlover 5 лет назад +10

    I’m heartbroken for the Wind 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TheUnholyHandGrenade
    @TheUnholyHandGrenade 4 года назад +27

    21:05
    Hades from _Hercules._ Good reference.

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 5 лет назад +56

    12:50-13:31 Grandpa Simpson: Turn it up! TURN IT UP!

  • @miahconnor81jc
    @miahconnor81jc 5 лет назад +105

    OMG Malcom as the wind had me cracking up!! Thanks for that!

    • @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
      @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 5 лет назад +9

      He was great in “The Happening”.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +5

      The Weather ballon was also pretty great.

    • @twilightman2816
      @twilightman2816 5 лет назад +1

      "I am .......... the wind." Remember the "Master of Disguise" review???? Apparently, Doug doesn't either.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад

      Wasn’t it the wind in Twister, oh and Wind was an accomplice in The Happening, carrying the suicide pollen plants were making.

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 Год назад +4

    7:18-7:34 It’s always good when a unique opening logo is acknowledged.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Год назад +5

    The reason Weyland exists between AVP and Alien 3 is because he invented immortality basically. He's like 400 years old.

  • @realsteel9877
    @realsteel9877 5 лет назад +143

    Holy crap a Pitch Meeting opening...😂 This is BRILLIANT!!! 🙌😁

    • @NightLight9595
      @NightLight9595 5 лет назад +2

      that was him making fun of Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 5 лет назад +4

      It'll be super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @weareallbronies9031
      @weareallbronies9031 5 лет назад

      It kinda felt like david mamet wrote it.

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa 5 лет назад

      Yeah amazing he ripped off someone's idea.

    • @isaiahortiz7299
      @isaiahortiz7299 Год назад

      @@pladampa calm down

  • @Befuddled_Ostrich
    @Befuddled_Ostrich 5 лет назад +143

    Copying your opening from Screen Rant is incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome.

    • @ScarlettKatt
      @ScarlettKatt 5 лет назад +7

      Referencing a screenrant quote in your comment is tight

    • @Ray-Guy18002
      @Ray-Guy18002 5 лет назад +2

      Wow this comment must have taken a while to make
      Not really a barley an inconvenience

    • @Befuddled_Ostrich
      @Befuddled_Ostrich 5 лет назад

      @@Ray-Guy18002 I see you have quite the rye wit.

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 5 лет назад +1

      KaptainKatzyVA Fair enough.

  • @NaturallyMe2011
    @NaturallyMe2011 3 года назад +4

    Did we ever find out how the hell the alien got inside Ripley? Her chamber was sealed

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад

      It was a ghost

    • @JackWolf10
      @JackWolf10 3 года назад +2

      The Assembly Cut shows a different facehugger, and has Ripley found outside her chamber.

    • @miller-joel
      @miller-joel Год назад +1

      @@JackWolf10 And how the F did a facehugger get on the Sulaco?
      Same answer. Because the studio and the writers could not care less.