Blade II - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +880

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  • @Luxito_DeWarlock
    @Luxito_DeWarlock 5 лет назад +2080

    “You’re human?”
    “Barely, im a lawyer”
    One of my favorite quotes ever!

  • @danimo31
    @danimo31 5 лет назад +896

    "My next film's Pinocchio."
    "Well shit."
    Best lines ever!!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +15

      I would be so down for that

    • @michaelb.9975
      @michaelb.9975 5 лет назад +23

      That was snarky perfection Good Job, Jim

    • @deadpool630
      @deadpool630 5 лет назад +27

      I don’t mind since the original Pinocchio was a lot more f’ed up than what Disney put out and right up Del Toro’s alley.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +8

      He should also do Hunchback. Maybe he'll follow the original story

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 5 лет назад +3

      I’d be more than okay with Disney hiring this man for a Pinocchio remake.

  • @averyvincent1868
    @averyvincent1868 5 лет назад +838

    I met Norman Reedus at Emerald City Comic Con about ten years ago. I told him I liked him in "Blade 2." He was pleasantly surprised, and said "Wow, I didn't think anyone even knew I was in that!"
    Really nice, friendly guy. Totally chill and down to Earth.

    • @matthewmcpherson2488
      @matthewmcpherson2488 5 лет назад +38

      Lucky bastard!

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 лет назад +26

      dude is awesome!

    • @majik5194
      @majik5194 5 лет назад +22

      That's badass. Everytime I watch this movie I forget that he's in it lol

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 5 лет назад +8

      Still waiting for him to do one more Saints movie, LOL

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 5 лет назад +12

      I never forgot that role. I actually thought it was his breakout performance.

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад +170

    "my next film is pinnochio"
    "Well shit"
    Jim is a universal treasure

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 5 лет назад +240

    That's not bad cgi, Wesley Snipes learned from an eastern holy man how to turn his entire body into rubber. He also taught Keanu how to do it for matrix reloaded.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 года назад +16

      And taught Tobey McGuire for the Spiderman films

    • @luCid.the.book.
      @luCid.the.book. 2 года назад +4

      And taught Mr. Fantastic in The Rise of the Silver Surfer

    • @alanlee67
      @alanlee67 2 года назад +2

      Keanu is not a martial artist. It's clear he just learned the moves for the film like most actors. The cgi didn't look that bad. Wesley snipes is clearly a trained fighter and the jump from his amazing work in the first to the second is jarring.

    • @fusionspace175
      @fusionspace175 2 года назад +6

      @@alanlee67 Keanu and the main cast trained in martial arts for six entire months before shooting began for The Matrix. What qualifies someone to you?

    • @mortalkombatarcadelover4479
      @mortalkombatarcadelover4479 Год назад +1

      Probably even taught Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man as well.

  • @williamhunter5574
    @williamhunter5574 5 лет назад +659

    “Some mother truckers always put wasabi on their sushi”
    -Blade

  • @matthewminor6680
    @matthewminor6680 5 лет назад +326

    "Aw, now they'll never finish Silent Hills."
    Thanks for reopening an old wound, Critic.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +21

      It was never even closed

    • @matthewminor6680
      @matthewminor6680 5 лет назад +4

      @@DrDolan2000 I don't know. I heal up really quick.

    • @nicolaslabra2225
      @nicolaslabra2225 5 лет назад +4

      @@matthewminor6680 theres still death stranding

    • @Thatzer
      @Thatzer 5 лет назад +4

      @@nicolaslabra2225 It's not the same tho. It's just it doesn't make up for what could have been.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 5 лет назад +5

      @@nicolaslabra2225 Death Stranding is clearly a full on Kojima Project, which is both a good and bad thing. I applaud that it looks ambitious and original enough, but on the other side,so confusing that I seen already 3 trailers and still don't know what the hell it suppose to be. With Silent Hills I already knew what I could expect, since i'm a big fan of the series, but DS feels a little off to me. I will give it the benefit of the doubt, but as it is, I don't think it compensates the loss...

  • @thelazyfish8191
    @thelazyfish8191 5 лет назад +473

    “Don’t worry Deltoro, that’s not going to be you!”
    “Yeah, you’re not going to be remaking old properties!”
    “My next movie is Pinocchio”
    “Well shit”
    I’m dead

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 5 лет назад +16

      We’re all doomed

    • @wellesfan2092
      @wellesfan2092 5 лет назад +21

      A different adaptation of a well-known fairy tale isn’t a remake.

    • @alfeld3729
      @alfeld3729 4 года назад +7

      But it’s not being distributed by Disney.

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 4 года назад +5

      @@alfeld3729 Well in that case, I'd watch that

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 4 года назад +2

      Ever since Jim said that it has become my new I'm-finding-plenty-of-opportunities-to-use- in-real-life

  • @fergarza4032
    @fergarza4032 5 лет назад +726

    In Mexico, Del Toro IS the second coming of Jesus... the guy has an enormous heart
    He is like everyone's favorite uncle

    • @e.estevacamacho8635
      @e.estevacamacho8635 5 лет назад +48

      "I'm pretty sure you've done something great in the last ten minutes" summed up his recent spontaneous donation sprees in a single sentence

    • @MegaVarion
      @MegaVarion 5 лет назад +55

      Well he has helped more kids that president...

    • @luisafernandagomezangulo2846
      @luisafernandagomezangulo2846 5 лет назад +9

      Es el hombre más hermoso

    • @TheTiredPotato
      @TheTiredPotato 5 лет назад +10

      Es una inspiración, una dulzura

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 5 лет назад +10

      Shows what being nice can do for ya!

  • @altothesting
    @altothesting 5 лет назад +319

    Well… we’ll need the Critic to review Blade: Trinity after this

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 5 лет назад +5

      speedingahead oh god this will be fun

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 лет назад +13

      speedingahead As well as RIPD and the 2005 remake of the Amityville Horror, so that Ryan Reynolds can sleep better at night.

    • @terrytaylor1732
      @terrytaylor1732 5 лет назад +6

      No one Should see that Monstrosity!

    • @zeratul____1228
      @zeratul____1228 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, the movie that had the unfunny Rian Reynalds

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah!!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +250

    A Blade film directed by Guillermo Del Toro , how much more perfect can you get than that.

    • @javelinmaster2
      @javelinmaster2 5 лет назад +16

      Well you can have Norman Reedus in it and oh wait......

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +7

      Simple: be the guy who destroys the footage of "Cats."

    • @simonlopez-xx1bi
      @simonlopez-xx1bi 5 лет назад +2

      A Blade movie directed by Coralie Fargeat. Boom.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад

      is that a question?

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon 5 лет назад +2

      another hellboy movie directed by del toro

  • @drcowbell
    @drcowbell 4 года назад +382

    Malcom’s reaction to Pearlman’s first line is golden.

    • @ElectricBookWorm
      @ElectricBookWorm 3 года назад +66

      I know this is probably going to sound really dumb. When I heard that line it didn't even dawn on me it might be a race thing. My first thought was the vampire logic. Only humans and demihumans would be able to blush due to different biology. This review was the first time I heard anyone mention it as a real slur.

    • @coadacatalin4510
      @coadacatalin4510 3 года назад +25

      @@ElectricBookWorm Exactly.
      And now I know a new racial slur!
      Yaaaay!

    • @luciussvartwulf6630
      @luciussvartwulf6630 3 года назад +6

      @@ElectricBookWorm same

    • @HeroKy9939
      @HeroKy9939 3 года назад +4

      I was thinking “yes we can” and also must be a vampire thing

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 года назад +22

      I understand that this is a racist slur. However... I don't understand the audiences reaction entirely. I mean, after all Perlman is supposed to play a douchebag and antagonist with a rivalry especially against Blade himself. So... all I get from this line is: Ok Ron Perlmans character is supposed to be an asshole...

  • @NobodySoldier
    @NobodySoldier 4 года назад +155

    "Can you blush" scene, (not from me) :
    "If you listen to the commentary of the DVD with Snipes and Goyer you would understand why Goyer wrote that line in the script. Back when Snipes was doing promotions in Germany for Blade 1 a German guy ask Snipes that exact question “can you blush?” Snipes told Goyer that story so he decided to add it in Blade II. On the commentary track Snipes states he gave the German guy a serious tongue lashing for saying it."

    • @bryanbutchmartin9260
      @bryanbutchmartin9260 Год назад +6

      Lol Snipes seems a little sensitive. To someone who doesn't know any black people that could be a legitimate question.

  • @Vasilevus
    @Vasilevus 5 лет назад +700

    - Are you human?
    - Barely, I'm a lawyer.
    And critic's reaction. Both hilarious.

    • @pretzelpop78
      @pretzelpop78 5 лет назад +3

      Павел Леонович best line in the movie

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @ENJ4321
      @ENJ4321 5 лет назад +3

      He works for Wolfram and Hart from Angel.

    • @klutterkicker
      @klutterkicker 5 лет назад +4

      Someone tell Legal Eagle.

    • @nataliepoupart9315
      @nataliepoupart9315 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe I'm the only one who stuck around to the post credit scene, where the baldi vampires dance in a music video... It's kinda weird tho

  • @DeLaCroix_
    @DeLaCroix_ 5 лет назад +84

    “That’s the sound of a man who just remembered he’s Wesley Snipes.” Lost it 😂

  • @davidstone281
    @davidstone281 4 года назад +136

    "My next film is Pinocchio."
    "Well shit..."
    I laughed way too hard at that
    I guess it was Jim's delivery. Bravo

    • @dawnbetancourt3725
      @dawnbetancourt3725 3 года назад +5

      Well it does have Ron Perlman Finn wolfhard daniel Radcliffe David Bradley and ewan McGregor and it's more faithful to the book with Pinocchio being a mischievous little shit( fun fact the author of The book hated Pinocchio so much in his original draft Pinocchio died but he was forced to change it so Pinocchio lived)

    • @carloslopezortega3327
      @carloslopezortega3327 3 года назад +4

      Please please make At the Mountains of Madness.

    • @alejandrootero8894
      @alejandrootero8894 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, about that.

    • @binkyboy448
      @binkyboy448 5 месяцев назад

      It's a shame it showed they didn't do the research, because Del Toro's Pinocchio was being made for Netflix, not Disney.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 месяца назад

      ​@@alejandrootero8894cringe. .

  • @loyalvrazo8679
    @loyalvrazo8679 5 лет назад +257

    I can't believe they forgot to mention vampire Donnie Yen! He was awesome

    • @Adrian-mc1mv
      @Adrian-mc1mv 5 лет назад +7

      Just came to write this..and u beat me to it.

    • @mattfahringer148
      @mattfahringer148 5 лет назад +1

      @@Adrian-mc1mv no you did not

    • @adrianocollinzo5712
      @adrianocollinzo5712 5 лет назад +3

      Forgot yen was in that shit

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 5 лет назад +9

      He played a deaf character in this and then a blind character in Rogue One. You think his next role will be in a wheelchair? WHAT IF HE'S THE NEXT PROF. X?! :O

    • @bradentwidwell7955
      @bradentwidwell7955 5 лет назад +1

      Even tho he didn't do shit in the movie which is the biggest load of crap

  • @husseinrose4883
    @husseinrose4883 5 лет назад +204

    You give norman reedus a baby and you get a very confusing hiking simulator, made by Hideo kojima.

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 5 лет назад +30

      Aaaaand now we know why Kojima and Del Toro are best buds.

    • @husseinrose4883
      @husseinrose4883 5 лет назад

      @HateSolstice127 I hope so

    • @Octambulism
      @Octambulism 5 лет назад

      @@seb24789 This episode was missing a Kojima appearance alongside Tim Burton's one

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 2 месяца назад

      And then, somehow, years later you get another even more confusing hiking simulator made by Kojima. With robot joker Troy Baker fighting a robot samurai that giggles like a baby.

  • @angiekelley9038
    @angiekelley9038 5 лет назад +289

    Using a sword handle to fight is an actual technique. There's a lot of medieval art depicting it.

    • @michaelswitzer2121
      @michaelswitzer2121 5 лет назад +15

      But it's a Japanese style sword

    • @tyrannicfool2503
      @tyrannicfool2503 5 лет назад +12

      Angie Kelley 1) Yeah but didn’t they use them in medieval times to him them rather than to block repeated slashes
      2) European Medieval treaties don’t translate well to non-European swords I would imagine

    • @angiekelley9038
      @angiekelley9038 5 лет назад +18

      @@tyrannicfool2503 I was just mentioning that is was a technique. I know that it was unheard of in Asian cultures. I just wanted NC to know it is a valid way of fighting.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 5 лет назад +2

      @@angiekelley9038 It's not unheard of. In that fight, the vampire was using 2 swords and blade used the sheath in one hand to just block with and his silver sword to attack with. Make sure when you say something isn't valid that it's not valid.

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, it was to harm the armor of medieval knights, as the handle acted as a hammer to dent their protection so they may kill them.

  • @JesseGolo
    @JesseGolo 5 лет назад +268

    The take away here is that the NC watches Miraculous tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir.

    • @lbowler63
      @lbowler63 5 лет назад +11

      Or maybe he just heard about it from somebody.

    • @lazarus9165
      @lazarus9165 5 лет назад +13

      And that Johnny depp isn't human

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 5 лет назад +3

      @Laz Mann are you familiar with the term “ah-duh”?

    • @thekrillsterex628
      @thekrillsterex628 4 года назад +2

      Jesse Golo yassss

    • @JesseGolo
      @JesseGolo 4 года назад +1

      @@lazarus9165 What?

  • @Formoka
    @Formoka 5 лет назад +234

    Say what you want about del Toro, but the Hellboy movies are amazing fun. I love Hellboy.

    • @Nytemare2all
      @Nytemare2all 5 лет назад +18

      I'm pretty sure he agrees by what he says at the end. Hellboy 2 and Pacific Rim are a couple of my favorite movies because they are fun!

    • @kirk1701
      @kirk1701 5 лет назад +3

      The only del Toro film that resonates with me is Pan's Labyrinth.....and to a smaller extent The Devil's Backbone.
      His other films don't do it for me.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 лет назад +3

      The Hellboy remake sucked. And I only watched the first 15 minutes before turning it off. Something about it just didn't gel with me.

    • @Arthurguy95
      @Arthurguy95 5 лет назад +2

      I will say what I want. He's a beautiful person and I love him.

    • @alexandergapour1253
      @alexandergapour1253 5 лет назад +4

      Hey man love del tero he's a genius

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 5 лет назад +186

    9:19 even Wesley Snipes on the DVD commentary was confused why the Powerpuff girls kept showing up on the TV,

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 лет назад +13

      @Awesome Soxx Huh, I never thought of it that way. O_o

    • @cinemagraphic6324
      @cinemagraphic6324 5 лет назад +2

      For real?

    • @Diggy22
      @Diggy22 5 лет назад +22

      Guillermo Del Toro really is a big Powerpuff Girls fan. No lie 😁

    • @Batman88878
      @Batman88878 5 лет назад +10

      @@Diggy22, then he's a good man. Original PPG was awesome.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад

      @Awesome Soxx Great way of explaining it.. Make sense.. Blade 2 may be deep in puzzles I never found out until now.. Thanks!

  • @skyfinger9319
    @skyfinger9319 5 лет назад +142

    Cant wait for the review of Blade Trinity to come out....
    in 3 years

    • @patax144
      @patax144 5 лет назад +6

      Just in time for the reboot.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 5 лет назад

      @@patax144 theres a reboot coming?

    • @patax144
      @patax144 5 лет назад

      @@jodyboles8208 yes from Marvel

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 5 лет назад

      @@patax144 really? damn it i thought DC was going to make it.....

    • @patax144
      @patax144 5 лет назад

      @@jodyboles8208 Blade is a Marvel character

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 5 лет назад +76

    I always thought the reapers were designed on the original Nosferatu design. Bald, pale skin, pointed ears and light blue eyes

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +7

      Apart from the mouth thing, I think that's pretty spot on.

  • @TheLadySilverMoon
    @TheLadySilverMoon 5 лет назад +375

    Now I'm really looking forward for the day you review Blade Trinity. I can already imagine the Deadpool cameo.

    • @nataliepoupart9315
      @nataliepoupart9315 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe I'm the only one who stuck around to the post credit scene, where the baldi vampires dance in a music video... It's kinda weird tho

    • @INoahGuy1
      @INoahGuy1 5 лет назад +2

      What about Detective Pikachu?

  • @scottiemoseley2116
    @scottiemoseley2116 5 лет назад +161

    I can only wait for the inevitable review of Blade: Trinity.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 5 лет назад +9

      Scottie Moseley hopefully next week

    • @tipulsar85
      @tipulsar85 5 лет назад

      So how many Stargate jokes can be milked from that anyway?

    • @unclechair2208
      @unclechair2208 5 лет назад +2

      Sad thing is that blade 3 was never made

    • @masonicyouth3632
      @masonicyouth3632 5 лет назад

      Excited for the Triple H jokes!

    • @696190
      @696190 5 лет назад

      @@tipulsar85 why Stargate?

  • @tajneafoster2836
    @tajneafoster2836 5 лет назад +218

    Would you like to review The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)? This was my all-time favorite movie when I was little. Now...20 years later...I remember nothing. I’d bet it doesn’t hold up!

    • @AverytheCubanAmerican
      @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +6

      Wow you just took me down memory lane. Same, loved that movie

    • @cassidydoodles6072
      @cassidydoodles6072 5 лет назад +6

      HOLY CARP YES! I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW, BUT GIVE IT TO ME.

    • @hjude3687
      @hjude3687 5 лет назад +5

      It holds up simple because of nostalgia

    • @RobertBurns71405
      @RobertBurns71405 5 лет назад +2

      Tajnea Foster it actually does for me

    • @kapplesx8114
      @kapplesx8114 5 лет назад +2

      Holy crap... I kind of remember the plot. I do know I watched that one a lot as a kid

  • @FUMOFFU666
    @FUMOFFU666 5 лет назад +228

    tim burton : "while you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, i was beeg trained to do cinematic masterpiece of dark Fantasy"
    ow that hurt

    • @aronsnr7714
      @aronsnr7714 5 лет назад +12

      well to be fair, it take some time to learn to spell his name correctly

  • @SuperSpecialk13
    @SuperSpecialk13 5 лет назад +319

    Why was Guillermo Del Toro not involved in Universals Dark Universe?

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 5 лет назад +91

      Because it would actually be good.

    • @midnightgod123
      @midnightgod123 5 лет назад +31

      Because he knew it would be bad

    • @midnightgod123
      @midnightgod123 5 лет назад +21

      But no it's because Hollywood is a very old boys network and does t really accept new people for big works very easily

    • @fendelphi
      @fendelphi 5 лет назад +13

      I think it is because the Dark universe format would have been to restrictive for him.

    • @ForPetesake552
      @ForPetesake552 5 лет назад +1

      Jared Samples 🤣🤣🤣I agree

  • @fingerknives4130
    @fingerknives4130 5 лет назад +209

    “Oh, now they’ll never finish Silent Hills.”
    You mock my pain!

    • @JosetteFret93
      @JosetteFret93 5 лет назад +14

      Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

    • @teneesh3376
      @teneesh3376 5 лет назад +6

      It's now called Death Stranding, and not owned by Konami. I wonder how Kogima's work will be like without Konami's greedy influence.

    • @sprafa71
      @sprafa71 5 лет назад +1

      @@teneesh3376 it will be fucking crazy i mean, just see all the trailers and gameplays they already release and no one knows bat shit what the game is about

    • @zedrow69
      @zedrow69 5 лет назад +1

      @@teneesh3376 no its not called Death Stranding as that's a completely different game. I would much rather have Silent Hills.

    • @CryoJnik
      @CryoJnik 5 лет назад

      @@zedrow69 woosh

  • @DanBrizuela
    @DanBrizuela 5 лет назад +152

    Originality isn't always an entirely new story, but a unique way of telling it. Shape of Water has similarities to Creature from Black Lagoon, but the story it tells and how it does is is what makes it so different.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 5 лет назад +9

      *pats head*

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 5 лет назад +25

      That's why the virtue signalling bit rubbed me the wrong way. Don't get me wrong, anyone can be criticized but Shape of Water was a great movie and the shots, effects, and acting were all top notch.

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel I. Brizuela I think he notices very, very, very eerily close similarities, then. If you have that, it does hard to make it sound like it’s just a reference or just being inspired by. Either that or it is jus the hype.

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 5 лет назад +3

      Well the two movies are similar, except Del Toro wanted to see the relationship between the woman and creature succeed

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 5 лет назад +5

      "Originality isn't always an entirely new story, but a unique way of telling it." Just like Black Lagoon! The anime.

  • @Crashlinevas
    @Crashlinevas 5 лет назад +234

    Ron Pearlman squee-ing justified, but you missed a member of the bloodpack being legit DONNIE YEN.
    look again

    • @JuriAmari
      @JuriAmari 5 лет назад +8

      Crashlinevas Holy moly you’re right! How did I miss that? (16:01 & 17:11 for those who are curious!)

    • @keffrath
      @keffrath 4 года назад +10

      Well, he is criminally underused in this movie. Easy to see how you could miss him.

    • @Marksaplenty
      @Marksaplenty 4 года назад

      Pre ip man.lol

    • @biffyqueen
      @biffyqueen 3 года назад

      Who has one fight and then dies like a punk. Really one of my only complaints about this film.

    • @douglascramer1501
      @douglascramer1501 3 года назад

      @@biffyqueen This is because they are meant to operate as a unit, not as individuals. Each member of the Blood Pact seems to specialize with a different type of weapon or style, which is a typical strategy when facing a very well rounded opponent, like Blade, as they are presumably stronger in those individual styles, if not stronger than Blade himself.

  • @MrAnthraxes
    @MrAnthraxes 5 лет назад +76

    Wow... that Silent Hills joke got me right in the feels.... :(

  • @grehembelly
    @grehembelly 5 лет назад +179

    I thought "Can you blush?" line was a reference to Blade not feeding on blood and using a serum to battle his hunger.

    • @cloudrat7
      @cloudrat7 5 лет назад +13

      Those type of jokes was allowed back then before pansy a$$es took over. People are way sensitive these days.... To everything

    • @billybobjoe7524
      @billybobjoe7524 5 лет назад +8

      summerbuddies ARMYBUDDY - How is it not a slur though?

    • @ChaosoneX
      @ChaosoneX 5 лет назад +16

      @@sunnybear178 I want to say you're making a joke, but I don't think you are. And in that case, a slur (noun) is a word that's used in a way to insult someone, in this case, calling a white person a "cracker." So, yeah, yeah, it is. Might not rank it as a "bad" word (like how some people won't consider the idea that you can be racist to white people), but it's a slur nonetheless.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 лет назад

      @@cloudrat7 Yea there is a huge bunch of different stuff that was normal and no big deal at all in the 80s, 90s and the 2000s that is now seen as wrong and inappropriate and you never see it in western media anymore.

    • @runescapedreamer450
      @runescapedreamer450 5 лет назад +10

      i thought it had something to do with him being half vampire lol

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 5 лет назад +196

    I mean... it might have been a triple insult.
    1: Racial Skin
    2: Racial Vampire
    3: Could have been a gay joke. lol

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 5 лет назад +3

      How so in a gay joke?

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 4 года назад +13

      It's a racial joke. Wesley stated that it was based on a comment some Australian guy said to him.

    • @chaosfox2852
      @chaosfox2852 4 года назад +6

      Either way Malcolm's line to it was great. Lol

    • @BrenoGF144
      @BrenoGF144 4 года назад +2

      @@dustyrose192 I guess people back then thought gays were all feminine and feminine = makeup, hence blush

  • @panix6
    @panix6 5 лет назад +25

    “My next film is Pinocchio”
    “Well shit” *smiling off into the distance”
    That delivery absolutely killed me

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +160

    The Blade sequel not that many people talk about .

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 5 лет назад +12

      Because the one after it sucked, & not the vampire way.

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 5 лет назад +8

      My favorite Blade film honestly

    • @clarecarey2594
      @clarecarey2594 5 лет назад

      Nathaniel Foga what about the 3rd one ?

    • @Caffeine_Club
      @Caffeine_Club 5 лет назад +2

      Best of the trilogy 🤘

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 5 лет назад

      @@clarecarey2594 everybody talk about the 3rd because of how bad it is, that's the point.

  • @LeftIsRightCD
    @LeftIsRightCD 5 лет назад +421

    25:31 Sorry for being a pain in the ass but that's a suplex, not a bodyslam

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 5 лет назад +9

      that may be so, but if he'd said 'suplex' I wouldn't have had a clue what he meant!

    • @jojo-b55
      @jojo-b55 5 лет назад +35

      A delayed vertical duplex, at that

    • @StevenRainmaker
      @StevenRainmaker 5 лет назад +16

      The Mudpit if he would’ve called it the correct name, then people who didn’t know the move would now know what it’s called. Imagine someone seeing this move after this review. They would incorrectly call it a bodyslam in front of someone who knew what it was called, and they’d call that person an idiot.

    • @RVDDP2501
      @RVDDP2501 5 лет назад +6

      If Doug ever brings back the top 11 fuck up, this is going to be one of them!!! XD

    • @countlordshaun1331
      @countlordshaun1331 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you.

  • @Buzterer
    @Buzterer 5 лет назад +76

    Del Toro and Burton making a movie together? That is what awsome means

    • @codyinacoma
      @codyinacoma 5 лет назад +1

      fgfg - yeah dude. I wish that would happen.

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 5 лет назад +4

      It think them together would be a hot mess. They're too prideful of their style and their work.
      A very malliable director would be someone like Spielberg or and maybe even Cameron.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 лет назад +2

      @@seraby7151 But just imagine them working on say Moon Knight

  • @AzureExia
    @AzureExia 4 года назад +35

    "You dare blasphemy DelToro"
    The script should've read "You dare blaspheme DelToro"

  • @LivingStoneWriter
    @LivingStoneWriter 5 лет назад +359

    14:00 - Another thing about that "Can You Blush?" line - according to Wesley Snipes himself, it's supposedly based on a real incident he had with a Neo-Nazi skinhead.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 5 лет назад +15

      I need to watch this video now....

    • @iBurnCDs
      @iBurnCDs 5 лет назад +67

      If that's true then it's actually meaningful that the director weaved that into the story. I just thought it was to make us hate that particular character like NC suggested.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 5 лет назад +17

      Good question... can black people blush?

    • @LivingStoneWriter
      @LivingStoneWriter 5 лет назад +5

      Swift Nimblefoot Google it.

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 5 лет назад +18

      @@SwiftNimblefoot And that's why Blade killed him...

  • @deanr.throckmortonjr.133
    @deanr.throckmortonjr.133 5 лет назад +34

    I never knew that line “Can you blush?” was a racial slur, I always thought it was about them being vampires and Blade being half-human.

  • @anarchohouston9979
    @anarchohouston9979 5 лет назад +451

    Blade is so cool, he wears sunglasses in a dark sewer.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 5 лет назад +13

      He does Corey Hart proud.

    • @danielanderson8322
      @danielanderson8322 5 лет назад +22

      Blade is so cool, his glasses stay on when taking punches to the face

    • @nickyliu8762
      @nickyliu8762 5 лет назад +5

      Vampiric night vision works differently. He doesn't see like we. He releases a sonic wave from his mouth:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 5 лет назад +2

      It’s part of his power set. Sorta like ghost rider’s whole thing is “being too metal for the laws of physics”

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 4 года назад

      He just uses sunglasses because he also uses Sun granades.

  • @Isnogood12
    @Isnogood12 4 года назад +22

    Del Toro met Norman Reedus while making this film, and that's why years later, Del Toro was invited to Death Stranding? Small world.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +70

    12:53 It's sad that this is closest we'll get to a Blade/Hellboy crossover.

    • @kristismith3662
      @kristismith3662 5 лет назад +5

      Just take it just take all my money

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +6

      If that ever happens, you know what would be a good name for it? HellBlade! (Purposely spelled like that)

    • @javelinmaster2
      @javelinmaster2 5 лет назад +5

      And the even sadder thing is that Blade 3 is the closest we'll get to a Blade/Deathpool crossover

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 5 лет назад +1

      Hellboy has crossed over before with Batman, Starman, the TMNT (through Injustice), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Savage Dragon. A Blade crossover isn't entirely out of the question.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 5 лет назад +2

      @@IamaPERSON Hello there

  • @42nd
    @42nd 5 лет назад +179

    Maybe it is because I am not from USA, but "Can you blush" line was for me a reference for Blade's human part.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 5 лет назад +44

      Nah, I AM from the USA, and it's the same.
      The 'racist' aspect of it is a reach and a half. It'd be like saying a character is racist for saying 'bottom of the totem pole' to a native.
      Yeah, it's...racist... but that's not the point of the line. Double meaning.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 лет назад +9

      As someone is who from the USA, I can say that was also my thought.

    • @xdestoryer6668
      @xdestoryer6668 5 лет назад +12

      I thought that it was a turn on"can you bleed"

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 5 лет назад +11

      For all of that "I'm from US and never knew about that either" folks, how many of you are white? Asking only so I cna ask if it's possible that you dont know the context becuase it's not something you've ever actually had to know. Not a dig or a drag, just pointing out that it's more of a cultural issue than a geographical one.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад +2

      @@xdestoryer6668 Of course it is. People these days love to read gender politics into everything.

  • @taffyducks544
    @taffyducks544 5 лет назад +87

    Such an underrated movie - first two Blade films were really good.

  • @cirelesten
    @cirelesten 5 лет назад +60

    I never thought of the "can you blush" line was racist XD just thought because he was part human.
    Granted I was a dumb kid.

    • @sleepykittyH
      @sleepykittyH 4 года назад +14

      I still think it's a jab at him being half vampire.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 года назад +9

      I honestly didn't know it was a racial slur until I saw the drama for this on the internet. I still don't see the slur, black people do blush 🤷🏽‍♂️, my native language is Spanish so I guess there is some cultural background to it that escapes me (like when an English speaker says "negro" which, saying black in Spanish is suddenly an insult somehow?)

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 года назад +1

      Right, I’ve never even heard that before. When I heard it here I was like, oh, because he’s half human, of course.

    • @ilysixwings6631
      @ilysixwings6631 3 года назад

      @@TheBayzent lol “all of a sudden” you must not have seen the historical context of the use of the word “negro” as a derogatory term to demean black people, don’t be naive.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheBayzentit’s a bit more complicated than that. You’d have to go through American history to get why this one’s a particular nuke button for them

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 лет назад +110

    Also yeah This film also was the casting call for the hellboy movies.
    Ron perlman was hellboy
    Elia talaskino lawyer has Rasputin
    Jerrik nomac by luke goss who play Prince nuwads in hellboy 2

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 5 лет назад +2

      The more you know

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 5 лет назад +4

      @@Mrkabrat and knowing is half the battle.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dim4323 and the other half if violence

    • @jemmaclarke15
      @jemmaclarke15 5 лет назад +2

      also Norman Reedus wearing a little easter egg. Noticed that he was wearing a BPRD tshirt XD

  • @bldfalcon
    @bldfalcon 5 лет назад +89

    Blade 2 was effin awesome. The CGI is not that great, but idk it has a charm to it.

  • @Go0dTimes4fUnPro
    @Go0dTimes4fUnPro 5 лет назад +103

    When I was a kid I thought that the "can you blush joke?" was because to the vampires Blade was like a super serious boogeyman and he never smiled or never say him smile.
    Now I know it's a race thing. Thanks I guess.

    • @mrraretwinkie
      @mrraretwinkie 5 лет назад +9

      That's exactly what I thought as well.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 лет назад +3

      Could be all 3.

    • @alejandroalonso8642
      @alejandroalonso8642 4 года назад +20

      I always have thought that it is clearly a reference to vampires being unable to blush, not having a pulse and being undead and all that. And he is just pointing out that Blade is not one of them (a true vampire). Btw, Del Toro is not from the USA, and not used to such sensitivity around the subject, so maybe he didn't even realize it could be interpreted as racist (I am from europe, and didn't get the race slur thing until it was pointed out to me)

    • @karabartley
      @karabartley 4 года назад +8

      I also thought it was the blood circulation in cheeks that makes one blush, a vampire would be und3ad and lack that. Made perfect sense to me lol

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +7

      i honestly thought it was simply a stab on him being a halfbreed.

  • @johnmccarron7066
    @johnmccarron7066 5 лет назад +77

    I only got one real complaint with Blade 2: the criminal underuse of Donnie Yen.
    Seriously, you get Donnie Yen, and give him only half of a poorly lit fight scene and a stab-in-the-back death!?

    • @Elvusmiw
      @Elvusmiw 5 лет назад +2

      John McCarron what

    • @bullwinkle524
      @bullwinkle524 5 лет назад +2

      John McCarron that’s like when you get Jackie Chan for the Kung Fu Panda movies and underuse him just as highly

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 5 лет назад +1

      No wonder he wasn't even mentioned in this review.

    • @willigagbob8243
      @willigagbob8243 4 года назад +4

      I complained about this too. Then The Force Awakens came out and had the cast of The Raid playing space pirates that get eaten by a giant hentai monster in 2 minutes.
      I forgive Blade 2.

  • @midajahhayden
    @midajahhayden 5 лет назад +118

    Ladybug and chat noir reference
    Love that kids show for how cheesy and fun it is

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 лет назад

      Highly addictive too

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 лет назад +1

      Strangely fun series. Gives me Danny Phantom flashbacks

    • @meganrickards7902
      @meganrickards7902 5 лет назад +2

      Now, who saw the latest episode from San Diego Comic Con?

    • @Zvwry
      @Zvwry 5 лет назад

      midajah hayden I loved it

    • @lShadowdark
      @lShadowdark 5 лет назад

      Its a ripoff of Sailor Moon, like at all!

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 5 лет назад +45

    "now they will never gonna finish Silent Hills"... Too soon, Doug... Too soon.

    • @KuroNoTenno
      @KuroNoTenno 5 лет назад +9

      He could've waited for ten years to make this joke and it still would be too soon.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 лет назад +9

      #Fuckonami

    • @ablationer
      @ablationer 5 лет назад +1

      It's okay it's just called Death Stranding now.

    • @Daviddd16
      @Daviddd16 5 лет назад +2

      Which by the way was supposed to be made by del Toro as well!

    • @Boethion
      @Boethion 5 лет назад

      More like too late because Silent Hills was canceled almost 2 years ago, especially with Kojima being kicked out.

  • @THEBLACKBELT
    @THEBLACKBELT 5 лет назад +30

    16:30 Actually It's the fact that he's not a vampire, that they were worried about. "He'll never pass as one of us".

    • @THEBLACKBELT
      @THEBLACKBELT 5 лет назад

      @@MarioKonga No. Not that specific fact.

  • @YuukiTakemoto1996
    @YuukiTakemoto1996 5 лет назад +27

    I remember seeing trailers for this movie back in 2002 when I was 6. From what I saw in the trailers, I thought Blade as an ass-kicking trenchcoat-wearing mysterious black guy; I think I had a crush on him a bit. But, since the movie was rated R, I didn't get to see it, so I compromised by creating my own character based on Blade called (IIRC) "Slayer" who looked a lot like him. I would write stories about him on Microsoft Word (but since I was 6, he was in childish situations. I didn't know Blade hunted vampires back then) and he even showed up in a comic I wrote about Swayzak (from Toonami); but by the time I wrote that comic, I had largely forgotten about him and Blade. It was just a stroke of luck I remembered him. I even forgot about him until I saw this review (alongside vague recognition when I was watching the first Blade review earlier.) Yeah.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 лет назад +146

    I accidentally walked in on The Shape of Water
    Right when the sex scene was going on 😹
    I still can't get over that...

    • @Sungura_Kaiser
      @Sungura_Kaiser 5 лет назад +11

      A similar thing inspired the creation of Giygas

    • @Justanotherblackman
      @Justanotherblackman 5 лет назад +10

      How was your first taste of beastiality? Do you feel like you're going to jail like me and so many other people?

    • @mikeydflyingtoaster
      @mikeydflyingtoaster 5 лет назад +4

      Hopefully years of therapy will get my kids through it.... I was hoping they'd just repress the memory like a normal, well-adjusted child would.

    • @darthsader7089
      @darthsader7089 5 лет назад +3

      Did you get a fishy feeling when you walked in on that?

    • @sharakujr.khalil9043
      @sharakujr.khalil9043 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sungura_Kaiser ah, another EarthBound fan. A man of culture, I see.

  • @rebelvictorsofthecornucopi8670
    @rebelvictorsofthecornucopi8670 5 лет назад +105

    “Is he house broken?”
    “He BrOkE iNtO yOuR hOuSe!”
    *awkward silence*

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 5 лет назад +3

      "But no seriously, he peed on your carpet."

  • @domocracydestroyer8219
    @domocracydestroyer8219 5 лет назад +107

    Ok! Now you need to review Blade: Trinity!

    • @raywalker8367
      @raywalker8367 5 лет назад +4

      The worst one

    • @domocracydestroyer8219
      @domocracydestroyer8219 5 лет назад +3

      Ray walker yep, he review X Men The Last Stand and X Men Origins Wolverine he needs to review Blade: Trinity.

    • @patax144
      @patax144 5 лет назад +2

      probably in 3 years because 1. it took him 3 years between the first one an d the sequel and 2. because in 3 years is the probable release date of the MCU Blade

    • @SpiderMan-xk8yi
      @SpiderMan-xk8yi 5 лет назад +4

      The first movie that made people think Ryan Reynolds couldn’t be a superhero.

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 лет назад

      No one needs to watch that

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 5 лет назад +56

    13:21 To answer the "Can you blush?" Question, it's actually BOTH. It's a double reference to Blade being half vampire AND black. Clever, but also yikes. It says so in Reinhardt's wiki page in the trivia section.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 5 лет назад +3

      Clever, yes. But a massive train wreck of potential implications, fuzzy meanings, and general distraction from the movie.

    • @thebloodislove
      @thebloodislove 4 года назад +2

      @@Fluffkitscripts kinda like when the reviewers friend calls him a cracker

    • @KazuhasKatana
      @KazuhasKatana 4 года назад +7

      People are butthurt so easy. I'm sure Wesley Snipes was fine with it. If he wasn't he'd said something while they were filming. People read to much into things man.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад

      Castennin when did I ever say that?!

    • @umdorumdor556
      @umdorumdor556 3 года назад

      i like racist jokes

  • @quiteliterallytheworst5977
    @quiteliterallytheworst5977 5 лет назад +48

    Kudos on the subtle Red Dwarf reference when Danny John Jules shows up, Doug!

    • @freyakitsune6713
      @freyakitsune6713 5 лет назад +4

      I was so happy, haha. I hope he does The Little Shop of Horrors at some point and makes another reference (I spotted Danny John-Jules as a back-up dancer in that one).

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 5 лет назад +47

    I always forget that Donnie Yen choreographed and appears this film.

    • @Batman88878
      @Batman88878 5 лет назад +6

      The LEGEND. I''d have loved to see Wesley & Donnie go at it on screen.

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 5 лет назад +3

      @@Batman88878 They did. He was in the black ninja outfit, despite it being his teammate's character.

  • @Drakeforce_Games
    @Drakeforce_Games 5 лет назад +31

    Blade 3...you know you have to finish the unholy trinity.. .and the best snipes jokes you can do.

  • @donaldpetkus1612
    @donaldpetkus1612 4 года назад +26

    “That raised the awesome to Jesus surfing on a dinosaur. “

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +1

      what Doug fails to get is that Del Toro's Reapers are a nod to the OG vampire, Nosferatu who was bald, mute and ghoulishly pale.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +2

      Has to be hippie Jesus surfing on a dinosaur for maximum effect. Heck, since we're on this channel, just make it Santa Christ instead.

  • @gatereaper
    @gatereaper 5 лет назад +126

    See, after this I really want to see you review the Resident Evil series if you haven't already

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz 5 лет назад +15

      Personally I would like to see him review Silent Hill the movie 🤔

    • @cassiohenrique6815
      @cassiohenrique6815 5 лет назад +14

      @@gokusondbz Why not both?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 5 лет назад +3

      Deep Blue Sea... I am waiting, and waiting, and waiting...

  • @deadpool630
    @deadpool630 5 лет назад +38

    I dunno why you use the plot references as a negative. Del Toro has always been open about his inspirations.

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 5 лет назад +4

      he got best original screenplay for something that was taken from a play

    • @deadpool630
      @deadpool630 5 лет назад

      Maryann Ferrara that was disproven in court and he has been on record saying that he never saw the play.

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 5 лет назад

      @@deadpool630 it wasnt disproven there just wasnt enough evidence (which is very different) and anyone can go on record saying anything. you've seen the similarities, havent you?

    • @deadpool630
      @deadpool630 5 лет назад

      Maryann Ferrara you mean deaf janitor falls in love with a creature in a lab and shows the connection that two outsiders can make in a cruel and uncaring world. Yeah... but the basic set-up isn’t something impossible to replicate not knowing the play.

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 5 лет назад

      @@deadpool630 but in making a movie I truly feel it is a responsibility to at least talk about the premise with outsiders (eventually someone would have been like "oh that sounds familiar") and do personal research to be sure they arent infringing on anybody, and if they find out they are ITS OK but they should at least acknowledge that their idea is not entirely original. I feel directors should have the integrity to admit their mistakes and look for similarities before making a movie

  • @MichaelIRison
    @MichaelIRison 5 лет назад +133

    “Pans Labyrinth = Alice in Wonderland” are.... Are you real?! Did you even watch that movie??

    • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
      @oldheadprisonofficer7024 5 лет назад +16

      I would have been more entertained if somebody shot Alice dead unlike the little girl in Pan's Labyrinth

    • @Regfife
      @Regfife 5 лет назад +21

      Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, Spiirited Away, The Nutcracker, Jim Henson's Labyrinth...Pan's Labyrinth is basically a new spin on the "girl sent to a magical world" trope.

    • @AlexRN
      @AlexRN 5 лет назад +24

      Reg Fife except she was never in that magical world. It may have been inspired by Alice in Wonderland but Pan’s Labyrinth was its own, brilliant, thing. That movie spends more time in the real world dealing with dark shit that it ever did in its “Wonderland” even.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 5 лет назад

      3:02

    • @mrchuckmorris
      @mrchuckmorris 5 лет назад +1

      @@AlexRN The part where the dude mashes a guy's face to a pulp with a bottle while he's held standing up gave me more nightmares than anything else in that movie...

  • @davegl9305
    @davegl9305 5 лет назад +6

    FUN FACT: The fat vampire at 26:51 is Santiago Segura, a Spanish actor who has his own series of Comedy movies (Torrente 1-5) but is only really famous in Spain. There is a scene in the movie where Santiago segura talks to another vampire through a metal door in some vampire lenguage, one of the words he says is "Torrente Tres", referring to his current movie at the time Torrente 3. XD

  • @normaruisgallardo5146
    @normaruisgallardo5146 5 лет назад +123

    The fact that NC knows about Miraculous Ladybug really made my day 😁😁😁
    *Edit: Holy pepperoni, I never expected get so many comments and likes. Thanks you guys! 😁*

    • @BIBICARROTZ
      @BIBICARROTZ 5 лет назад +6

      Norma Ruis Gallardo yeah that caught me off guard xD

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 лет назад +2

      Same tho

    • @brandonlapage6412
      @brandonlapage6412 5 лет назад +1

      Jumanji

    • @neneargueta8332
      @neneargueta8332 5 лет назад +7

      When a French cartoon mostly aimed at kids has better CGI than a big budget action movie , from MARVEL, AND has Wesley snipes

    • @tylerdenaro639
      @tylerdenaro639 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 лет назад +31

    I always thought the "Can you blush?" line had to due with the fact he was half vampire.

    • @ieatbugs8948
      @ieatbugs8948 5 лет назад

      @@alexandresobreiramartins9461
      How? Blade 2 came out years before Batman V Superman

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад

      Yes, but of course it was also meant to be a racist line. The ting is today people get offended by everything, when in fact Perlman's line was supposed to be racist, as he's one of the villains. Getting offended by it as if things like that are not "supposed" to be said is the worst kind of censorship and oppression. It's like idiots all over the place getting offended by the use of the word "nigger" in Django Unchained, when it was totally normal for the time period the movie takes place in. Anyway, language and thought censorship are not acceptable anywhere, unlike SJWs (read modern-day Nazi) like to think.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад

      @@ieatbugs8948 Yeah, my mistake. Already changed the comment.

    • @sloppnbiscuiitz
      @sloppnbiscuiitz Год назад

      @@alexandresobreiramartins9461 *Juss cause it was “normal” back then doesn’t make it right. I think you’re smart enough to understand that. Also it’s still normal today, they’re juss better at hiding now..*

  • @NightLight9595
    @NightLight9595 5 лет назад +63

    on a serious note I would like to see Del Toro and Burton do a movie together. to different stile united as one

    • @swirlyswirl8369
      @swirlyswirl8369 5 лет назад +3

      What happens when the haunted mansion ride changes over to the nightmare before Christmas ride for the holidays

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад

      Night Light9 ... I want Beetlejuice 2, but with the cast of the musical instead of the movie, cause the people from the movie are older now

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 лет назад

      @@Foxy02016 and one of them is wheelchair bound

  • @MrDavis-wd3wg
    @MrDavis-wd3wg 4 года назад +13

    When I was younger, I had no idea who Wesley Snipes was, so whenever I saw this movie, I thought he was P. Diddy

  • @NinjaRed5000
    @NinjaRed5000 5 лет назад +25

    Ok, Guillermo Del Toro may be my favorite director, and I love a lot of his films, but NEVER in my life have I ever thought of him as perfection.
    Then again everything has its share of overzealous fans

    • @DrowningSorrows1
      @DrowningSorrows1 5 лет назад +4

      @brandon roberts You mean like Nostalgia Critic himself?

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 5 лет назад +1

      Can you guys be my over zealous fan? I like pizza.

  • @bmack1708
    @bmack1708 5 лет назад +16

    I have the feeling Doug never was a wrestling fan. Calls a suplex a bodyslam and doesnt call out the elbow drop in the final fight.
    Don't worry Doug, i still like you.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 5 лет назад

      he also threw a jab at wrestling in his Children of the Corn review when he criticized the fight for looking fake. He said "Come on, any less real & WWE will be knocking at your door."

  • @yomammabe1
    @yomammabe1 5 лет назад +32

    For some reason, Malcom saying 'cracker' amuses the hell out of me.

  • @ShenronsStrongestSoldier
    @ShenronsStrongestSoldier 5 лет назад +23

    17:16 I think by “are you kidding me” he meant that he was fond of seeing ANOTHER vampire night club

  • @darkenwynd3373
    @darkenwynd3373 5 лет назад +27

    "Well THAT raised the awesome to Jesus surfing on a dinosaur."
    Best line, hands down.

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 5 лет назад +47

    Wow. Right after the Mahershala Ali announcement. This is like perfect timing!

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +15

      +Adam Grunther Yep! We filmed this last week or maybe we had insider knowledge from Disney......

    • @taags
      @taags 5 лет назад

      The what and who now?

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 5 лет назад

      @@taags Marvel Phase 4 announced a lot of new movies. Blade is one of them. Mahershala Ali will play as Blade.

  • @nickarchuleta8001
    @nickarchuleta8001 5 лет назад +57

    “Mr. Feige, May you sign my petition that Wesley Snipes never change?”
    Kevin Feige: “No... No, I don’t think I will:”

    • @AlexRN
      @AlexRN 5 лет назад +5

      Nick Archuleta in all seriousness Feige needs to hire Del Toro for an MCU film, stat. Maybe for that new Blade MCU reboot?

  • @innerguardianXIII
    @innerguardianXIII 5 лет назад +119

    You had a review that mentions Norman Reedus, Him with a baby and Guillermo Del Toro....
    and NO mention of Death Stranding?
    I am disappointed in you, Critic.

    • @Crashlinevas
      @Crashlinevas 5 лет назад +9

      THAT'S what I'm sayin. I mean literally all the pieces are there.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 5 лет назад +7

      @@Crashlinevas He mentioned PT...

    • @Crashlinevas
      @Crashlinevas 5 лет назад +3

      @@proteus2103 nono but like, that's a different game. Same pieces/resource, but different storyline/identity/etc.

    • @MichelleOfDarkness
      @MichelleOfDarkness 4 года назад +1

      The review came out some months before it did.

    • @saifallahghidhaoui1853
      @saifallahghidhaoui1853 4 года назад

      Oh yeah, the walking simulator

  • @jordancarpenter6816
    @jordancarpenter6816 5 лет назад +30

    I'm looking forward to Del Toro's Pinnocio mainly because it is a stop motion animated film.

    • @jordancarpenter6816
      @jordancarpenter6816 5 лет назад

      This is a different adaptation being made for NETFLIX and is not the upcoming Disney remake. The Pinnocio rights are public domain and can't be owned by Disney

  • @mr.voltorb
    @mr.voltorb 5 лет назад +114

    Del Toro: I’m going to make the Pacific Rim Gundam Crossover movie
    Everyone: Yeeeeeeah!!!!!
    Del Toro: ehh maybe not.
    Me: WHAT...WHAT DAFAQ!!!!!

    • @hernandogaribaldi8627
      @hernandogaribaldi8627 5 лет назад +6

      Del Toro: I change my mind, Gundam's not fit with Pacific Rim... Evangelion however...

    • @mr.voltorb
      @mr.voltorb 5 лет назад +3

      Hernando Garibaldi Nooooo Gosh Please No..No...Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!We don’t need Shinji in Pacific Rim

    • @dylanhawkins385
      @dylanhawkins385 5 лет назад +2

      Del Toro: I changed my mind again!!! I will do the Pacif Rim & Gundam Crossover. But now I will add Gurren Laggan, that way we can get bigger combined robots!!!!!

  • @yoyismeza9793
    @yoyismeza9793 5 лет назад +39

    That ladybug and chat noir mention caught me off guard. Did not expect that in a Blade 2 review😂😂

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 5 лет назад +9

    Think of Guillermo del toro as a sort of dj. Sure, the movies are remixes, but they’re remixed in ways that really separate them from the originals, and even use the similarities to draw interesting parallels, ask questions, and encourage the audience to think. Basically he’s a remix master.

  • @MichaelJones-es7kh
    @MichaelJones-es7kh 5 лет назад +34

    11:33 - That Red Dwarf Reference had me Rolling on the Floor Laughing. Out of No Where, Perfect timing.

    • @jamesschrader8667
      @jamesschrader8667 5 лет назад +1

      Critic needs to review Hellboy (2019)!

    • @francescomanzo3939
      @francescomanzo3939 2 года назад +1

      *red dwarf reference rolling gloor laughing out no where perfect

  • @Demos_Jeff
    @Demos_Jeff 5 лет назад +66

    When he said “Can you blush” I thought he was asking Blade if would blush because he was so flattered that the blood packs entire job was to kill him.

    • @TheVandrell
      @TheVandrell 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, this was my understanding when I saw the film back in 2002. Didn't see anything racist in it. Its just Reinhardt hyping up the Blood Pack. Can't believe teh interwebz has made a big deal out of it since then. Sigh! Political Correctness BS!

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 5 лет назад +14

      @@TheVandrell Dude. It's based on an actual incident the actor had with a Neo-Nazi. It was meant to be racist, the internet didn't interpret it that way...

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 лет назад +5

      @@CDexie could easily be used for all 3.

    • @Dre-yd2xh
      @Dre-yd2xh 4 года назад

      i thought what he mean't by "blush" was can he ash? like how vampires ash when they die, because right after that blade eggs him on to try and kill him right there and see if he does

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 4 года назад

      I was just confused by the line completely until I saw this viseo

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry 5 лет назад +33

    I thought the "Do you blush?" line was about him being a living vampire/dhampyr, not him being black.
    I didn't know the slur at the time

    • @jeanpaulmichell7243
      @jeanpaulmichell7243 5 лет назад +6

      I always took it to mean that blade should blush because he was in the presence of a group that was trained to kill him. As in : this is all because of you, are you embarrassed by your popularity. At least that's the way I took it every time I've seen this flick.

  • @thewatcher4720
    @thewatcher4720 5 лет назад +29

    Wow vampires are recruited by the foot clan from ninja turtles

  • @saphirawinters7028
    @saphirawinters7028 5 лет назад +37

    I LOVE Guillermo del Toro work. Especially Hellboy 1 and 2 and The Shape Of Water.

    • @jamesschrader8667
      @jamesschrader8667 5 лет назад +8

      NC needs to review Hellboy (2019)! It’s terrible!

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamesschrader8667 Personally I saw it as an enjoyable mess and it did get me into the source material

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamesschrader8667 I agree completely. I actually even forgot that was a movie because of how bad and forgettable it was.

    • @SapphireDragonDX
      @SapphireDragonDX 5 лет назад +4

      I think one of my favorite things about del Toro's style of filmmaking is that he primarily uses practical effects for many scenes involving monsters and other supernatural elements and they look freakin' phenomenal. He usually reserves the use of CGI for shots that are deemed too complicated for practical effects alone. He's like the anti-Lucas in that regard.

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 5 лет назад +3

      @@SapphireDragonDX That's what I like too. It usually makes the movie more memorable for me. Not to mention I can enjoy all the cool monster designs that don't look like bad CGI crap.

  • @GrandiaKnight
    @GrandiaKnight 5 лет назад +32

    11:35 Was that a Red Dwarf reference? You legend!

    • @innerguardianXIII
      @innerguardianXIII 5 лет назад +1

      He made references to Red Dwarf before (even in his forbidden child years in his home movies).

  • @anthonybonetti9979
    @anthonybonetti9979 5 лет назад +42

    15:57
    That's all DOOM should have been. Plus demon shooting on Mars and characters talking.

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 5 лет назад +3

      Just replace characters talking with awesome set pieces and it'll be PERFECT

  • @aflyinfaux1447
    @aflyinfaux1447 5 лет назад +109

    "Give that man a baby and every vagina on the internet turns into that crazy lady from Roger Rabbit"
    *Truest. Statement. Ever* 😂😂😂
    Also, i never expected Critic of all people to know about ladybug and cat noir

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 4 года назад

      True

    • @kieshiacranor4896
      @kieshiacranor4896 4 года назад +1

      He's a good character though and you kinda expect a guy named Josh who goes by skud to be dishonorable.

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 2 года назад

      @@kieshiacranor4896 what’s wrong with the name josh

    • @kieshiacranor4896
      @kieshiacranor4896 2 года назад

      @@joshuaholland5279 Nothing against the name itself.

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 2 года назад

      @@kieshiacranor4896 it’s alright I was joking

  • @ekmalsukarno2302
    @ekmalsukarno2302 5 лет назад +68

    Critic, where is your review of Road Chip? We have suffered from that film, and you need to suffer with us.

    • @GamerLegend.97
      @GamerLegend.97 5 лет назад +4

      I think he suffered enough from 1-3

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 5 лет назад +4

      Alberto Garcia That is nothing compared to the suffering we have endured from Road Chip. Critic must review Road Chip so that we can share our suffering with him.

    • @GamerLegend.97
      @GamerLegend.97 5 лет назад +2

      @@ekmalsukarno2302 i think he will lose his shit when he sees it

    • @THEShoky
      @THEShoky 5 лет назад

      Only if Andre is involved.

    • @GamerLegend.97
      @GamerLegend.97 5 лет назад

      @@THEShoky whos andre

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +65

    Blade II is nothing compared to Another Cinema Snob Movie

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 лет назад +59

    Great timing. I just hope Blade is done right in the MCU. Along with any other characters they finally add into the movies.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah. The first thing that probably needs clarification is this: Will it be R-rated?

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 года назад

      @@manuelalbertoromero9528 Probably not

    • @nathanieldiaz5254
      @nathanieldiaz5254 2 года назад

      @@darthcinema4262 Considering Deadpool 3 will be R-Rated, it probably will.

  • @developingopinionmedia2909
    @developingopinionmedia2909 5 лет назад +6

    "That's the sound of a guy who just remembered he's Wesley Snipes."
    Me: "You sure Blade wasn't his favorite comic book character? Either that or he gets so caught up in this role he's singing "Don't mess with King Dice" while he kicks major butt.

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 5 лет назад +59

    Reminded me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer....
    Lothos 😢
    RIP:
    Rutger Hauer
    1944-2019

    • @javelinmaster2
      @javelinmaster2 5 лет назад +4

      Somebody Quote Bladerunner pls

    •  5 лет назад +4

      @@javelinmaster2 like tears, in the rain...

    • @francescomanzo3939
      @francescomanzo3939 2 года назад +1

      R.I.P.

  • @Pitmanmeetandgreet
    @Pitmanmeetandgreet 5 лет назад +42

    13:18
    I LOVE Malcolm!!! This whole review is great, but Malcolm in this moment is just awesome!

  • @niecysanders4872
    @niecysanders4872 5 лет назад +71

    I won't lie I would actually pay real money to see ppg and blade crossover