Okay, I really gotta say it. It genuinely makes me so happy knowing that Jerma exists. He's such a sweet, goofy and lovable guy who makes some of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen in my entire life. And he does that by just being himself. He doesn't need to do memes or parody others or put on a dumb persona, he just needs to be who he is, a kind-hearted, fun-loving, upbeat guy. He is also such a down-to-earth person and even incredibly humble and thankful for the people that shaped his way to success. He is the physical embodiment of pure joy. He's influenced my RUclips content so incredibly much, especially my gameplay videos. If I am just 10% like him one day, I think I can die happily. Jerma, if you ever read this, which you likely won't: I love you from the bottom of my heart (platonically) and I just want you to succeed in life, because if there's one person that deserves it, it's you. Never change who you are, because what you are, is simply beautiful. Thanks for being here with us, Jerma. P.S.: You're also ridiculously handsome and pretty P.P.S.: Also Jerma please play Overtime, you're in that game
Hello ladies and gentleman welcome to episode one of "Jerma craft" the series when i play Minecraft, This is gonna be a single player let's play and when i say "let's play" I use that term preety losely because I'm an idiot in this game, youre gonna see lots of fails, lots of triumphs, at least I'm hopeing, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffe
Ponyyish They can't just expect to be taken seriously by voting to be free from Spain or not, while breaking against the constitution which forbids them from doing so. I understand you, we get these biased news in Sweden too.
9:38 Jerma listened to my impression video on stream. Now its on 2ndJerma. Dream. Come. True. My only regret is that he only watched 45 seconds of it. He missed some spicy Jermemes ;_;
Funnystuf you watched first 5 seconds too? NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Long ago in a distant land, I, Xeraxos, the not really shapeshifting master of demons, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish youtuber warrior wielding a magic Minecraft installation stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Xeraxos!
Surprisingly, Jerma is the only person I have seen that wants to get rid of political parties. The most fucking rational thought I have ever heard about politics, and it came from the guy who died to Pinwheel.
So you'd have us live without freedom of choice? Unless of course you have a system for this. Which would probably just result in political parties being formed again
@@inspectorjavert9868 Individuals and policies as opposed to ideological parties. It shifts the focus from "me vs you" to "here's how we could solve this problem". Freedom of choice would actually be supported and developed far beyond how it's been throughout the countries history (aside from it's early days perhaps). If anything, dissolution of the two parties into a larger selection is in dire need here. It's damn near impossible to cardboard cut out all decisions on major issues into a "1 or 2" decision
I don't get why people are like "get rid of political parties" instead of "get rid of first-past-the-post". The reason we have a two-party system is because we have a political system that encourages 1-on-1 confrontations and discourages third parties. Political parties as a concept aren't the problem, it's entirely possible to have healthy democracy with 9 or 10 functioning parties instead of just two. Also most of the people who are like "I can't be defined by political parties" are republicans who smoke weed.
One of these days I'm going to be walking around Boston and discover The Real Jerma985, and it will be a profoundly uncomfortable experience for the both of us. And it will be amazing.
Jerma, i love this kind of videos. Just you rambling and ranting about whatever is on your mind. Please do more like that, i think you have some very interesting thoughts and opinions.
sonikku956 Nothing you can really do about it anymore. The parties already have massive influence it's going to be hard to make most politicians decide against it. Also when you couple that with the insane lobbying in US politics it is safe to say a non-party system wont happen anytime soon
You may get this comment enough times for it to become less believable, but let me reaffirm that this is true: your content makes us happy. People find thousands of movies, games, entertainers, etc. to help take their minds off of whatever they're going through, but there's a reason that so many have not only chosen you, but stuck with you for so long. I used to think that the whole "you helped me through a hard time" was kinda bullshit, and to a certain extent, I would hope that people going through a rough patch in their lives don't rely too heavily on a stranger's upload schedule to feel happy. But after a similar personal experience, I can now say that I really get it. Days when the stream was live were easier days, and when I tuned in to see you watching the video I made, that was the best day. Thank you so much, for what you've done for me, and for what you continue to do for people all over.
RheesKK You said it. Jerma’s videos just have this lighthearted and fun feeling to them, so even if your day is going terribly it still makes it easier to smile and brush things off. Though, I hate seeing people who obsess over how often things are uploaded, especially if it means putting a damper on a content creator in any way, because I think the most important thing is that jerma is having fun. When he has fun, the audience has fun. When I’m having difficulty getting through the day I often ask myself how would jerma treat this situation? Obviously he is human and isn’t going to make jokes out of everything, but it just makes it easier to joke around and cheer yourself up a bit. Making stupid jokes in my head or whatever, something that’s reminiscent of jerma’s humor.. it really got me through years of my life really. And I think it’s really phenomenal that a person can influence so many people in that way.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode 1 of JermaCraft, the series where I play minecraft. This is going to be a single player letsplay, and when I say letsplay, I use that term *heh* pretty loosely, because I'm an idiot in this game. You're going to see lots of fails, youre going to see lots of triumpts, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a cup of cofFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN
'In Europe I feel like political parties have done nothing good either when they came into publicity, like, nobody actually votes for anything and democracy is a fallacy anyway, how can this work , well it hasn't
The issue is that individuals are weak in attempting to change anything. In groups, they are far stronger at achieving their goal, that's why unions work so well. The best way to stop the duopoly of parties in the US is to implement ranked choice voting so people are encouraged to vote for candidates that will lose, but will be able to achieve more recognition.
Considering he sided with the Federalist Party, some historians think that his statement on parties was directed towards an opposition party doing everything it could to prevent the incumbent party from getting things done.
As fun as it is to joke about how you were in the past, you've always been funny and positive and I hope you continue to do so! Even watching the weird Jerma Craft videos makes me strangely happy! You're still my favorite youtuber after all these years.
Here's some feedback on this video: I really really enjoyed everything about this video. A good mix of seriousness, realness, and jokes. The length is very attractive as well. I'd like to see more like this in the future if possible. Keep up the great work :)
the part where he keeps restarting the jermacraft video over and over has the same energy as the chocolate rain guy who layered his voice over and over by accident on stream while playing tf2
He hates watching his old videos so much he starts talking about politics 😭
Jerma is a talented cartographer who would never let natural geography best him in a travel plan.
Its like past Jerma knew he would rewatch his old minecraft video and just shitposted the entire episode
The 5 year joke
Kasim the long con, gets em Every time
"Das good Cidah"
I hope jerma wont be disappointed when he sees the map of europe for the first time
I was looking for a comment like this for far too long.
i laughed so hard at that part
The visible physical agony when he's watching himself do the world seed gets me every time
'You put 4000 people in that room, I'll kill it'
ANELE
Pasty Tie I’ll poison the food, turn up the heat, lock them in... 4 people in that room though
ZONKED streamer admits to MURDERING something
how many is what I’ve been wondering
He has to be stopped!
Okay, I really gotta say it. It genuinely makes me so happy knowing that Jerma exists. He's such a sweet, goofy and lovable guy who makes some of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen in my entire life. And he does that by just being himself. He doesn't need to do memes or parody others or put on a dumb persona, he just needs to be who he is, a kind-hearted, fun-loving, upbeat guy. He is also such a down-to-earth person and even incredibly humble and thankful for the people that shaped his way to success. He is the physical embodiment of pure joy. He's influenced my RUclips content so incredibly much, especially my gameplay videos. If I am just 10% like him one day, I think I can die happily. Jerma, if you ever read this, which you likely won't: I love you from the bottom of my heart (platonically) and I just want you to succeed in life, because if there's one person that deserves it, it's you. Never change who you are, because what you are, is simply beautiful. Thanks for being here with us, Jerma.
P.S.: You're also ridiculously handsome and pretty
P.P.S.: Also Jerma please play Overtime, you're in that game
couldn't have said it better!
Beautiful
He's fuckin short lol
GREAT JOB! WELL SAID DEMI-GOD!
You couldn’t be 10% of Jerma because Jerma is like 10% of a normal human
Can't wait to see "Anthony Banthony" in the next rumble
Banthony Vs Dingus
Can't wait to see anthony as democratic presidential candidate 2020
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH
I can't believe Dean Dingus killed three people.
Jasmine - Ruff-Puff i know, i was gonna vote for him too
the condiment king. I'm still voting for him. He for you!
Yeah-Yeah, what do you got for me, smaller than average Byeah?
JUST OUTSIDE I SAW A VERY LARGE RAT
byaba daba doo
Byeah #427 "Compact Byeah "
ah I see you've migrated here #427
Robo Raptor Jesus Byeah, It's warmer here. And easier to get top comment.
Jerma's the old friend that makes you automatically smile whenever you see him.
Hello ladies and gentleman welcome to episode one of "Jerma craft" the series when i play Minecraft, This is gonna be a single player let's play and when i say "let's play" I use that term preety losely because I'm an idiot in this game, youre gonna see lots of fails, lots of triumphs, at least I'm hopeing, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffe
AHHHHHH, THAT'S SOME GOOD CIDER
CHEETOS CHICKEN
im so upset that he didn't say epic
I want Jerma as my geograhpy teacher now
Jermography
lots of fails, lots of triumphs
rotander
Smaller than Average Byeah for JermaRumble2019
Make. This. Happen.
Very large rat for this years rumble
LIFE IN SPAIN
*I HATE*
@Ponyyish Can you link sources?
Ponyyish They can't just expect to be taken seriously by voting to be free from Spain or not, while breaking against the constitution which forbids them from doing so. I understand you, we get these biased news in Sweden too.
PANCAKES PROVE WITH THIS PANCAKE, LIFE, IS, PAIN, YOUR, DEAD
+Ponyyish
Okay, since you can 100% prove it, prove it.
Koala Bear I don't think anyone gets the joke. But I do
9:38 Jerma listened to my impression video on stream. Now its on 2ndJerma. Dream. Come. True. My only regret is that he only watched 45 seconds of it. He missed some spicy Jermemes ;_;
Yeah that was a great video. Nice work dude
DubskiDude just be happy your shitty video was on there at all dude
"shitty"
"Dream. Come. True" Sounds pretty happy to me
Omg that was fucking amazing.
GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI *jermacraft*
Wtf I never knew those sounds were actually voices singing
Hey what's up guys, Jerma here
Funnystuf
Back to the past
To play these shitty games that suck ass
Funnystuf you watched first 5 seconds too?
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Long ago in a distant land, I, Xeraxos, the not really shapeshifting master of demons, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish youtuber warrior wielding a magic Minecraft installation stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Xeraxos!
Dean Dingus for Jerma Rumble
>1v1
>Dean Dingus vs Anthony Banthony
my vote is for Anthony Banthony, he fights for ME
Yeah but Dean Dingus might've strangled three people, I wouldn't bet against him.
Otto the Dog for Jerma Rumble
strangler of women
Is this the guy who threatened to delete *his own video* on stream?!?!
Jimmy's buzzard Advent No, this is the guy that best dark souls on stream
Joao Gomes I hear he also beat Cuphead on stream
No, you're thinking of the guy who broke his keyboard on stream
This is the guy who killed his own friend on stream.
This guy's F U C K E D
Dean Dingus (R) and Anthony Banthony (D) for the next Jerma Rumble plz
Its amazing how little youve changed
God what a depressing comment this is
DiamondsAreForeveL0LcheeseBURGAH
Surprisingly, Jerma is the only person I have seen that wants to get rid of political parties. The most fucking rational thought I have ever heard about politics, and it came from the guy who died to Pinwheel.
There is a surprising amount of people that are tired of having to choose between two shitty old sex pests every 4 years
So you'd have us live without freedom of choice? Unless of course you have a system for this. Which would probably just result in political parties being formed again
@@inspectorjavert9868 Individuals and policies as opposed to ideological parties. It shifts the focus from "me vs you" to "here's how we could solve this problem". Freedom of choice would actually be supported and developed far beyond how it's been throughout the countries history (aside from it's early days perhaps). If anything, dissolution of the two parties into a larger selection is in dire need here. It's damn near impossible to cardboard cut out all decisions on major issues into a "1 or 2" decision
I don't get why people are like "get rid of political parties" instead of "get rid of first-past-the-post". The reason we have a two-party system is because we have a political system that encourages 1-on-1 confrontations and discourages third parties. Political parties as a concept aren't the problem, it's entirely possible to have healthy democracy with 9 or 10 functioning parties instead of just two.
Also most of the people who are like "I can't be defined by political parties" are republicans who smoke weed.
George Washington didn’t want political parties so I don’t want them too
The earth is not flat, the earth is not round.
The earth is Jerma, just take a look at his accurate map of Europe.
JermaEarth
That map triggered me
no its flat
That’s too many likes for a shitty Jerma joke lol
The map part was painful.
One of these days I'm going to be walking around Boston and discover The Real Jerma985, and it will be a profoundly uncomfortable experience for the both of us. And it will be amazing.
Val Ritz did you do it
Zack Powers Well, he now lives in Vegas, so it could’ve.
And today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
carson po
And today is the time to fear yesterday and tomorrow in equal measure
And it all started with a big bang
Jerma, I would like to be your friend.
Frenzy Bolt
There's no tick near his name,soooo...
This is a good comment Tyler
Nah its him
I am surprised to see you here
Smiley the Smile, click the profile pic, it takes you to actual VNN. Which raises an important question:
How the hell is VNN not a verified channel?
*LIFE IS HATE, I PAIN*
*LIFE IS HATE I PA-*
*LIFE IS HA-, I PAIN*
I PAIN, HATE IS LIFE-
Rip. Luckily
One is funny the other is true
It's been 3 years and I still have no clue what he meant with that beer drinking part.
do you get it now
@@quoddie Nope
Have you deciphered it yet
Jerma, i love this kind of videos. Just you rambling and ranting about whatever is on your mind. Please do more like that, i think you have some very interesting thoughts and opinions.
I fucking love Jerma's teeth
Nanami He's got real good dental!
I know right? I can't stop staring
Them gums tho 😳
JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond wa Kudakenai lol Cheeseburgah
What would Jerma's stand & stand cry be?
Luke Beadles Little Feet
@@LukeBeadles BYEABYEABYEABYEABYEA
@@LukeBeadles DOYDOYDOYDOYDOYDOY
18:56 - Best moment in the entire video. You really outdid yourself. Makes me laugh every time
JERMA MANDELLA EFFECTS HIMSELF SO HARD HE DELETES KUNG FU PANDA FROM EXISTENCE
We’re going for a *SKYDIVE*
**muffled WAIT, WHAT? in the distance**
bat, he died
DRUNK MAN GOES ON RANT ABOUT POLITICS
Jerma is correct on politics. Our two party system sucks.
THANK YOU
Almost like even the founding fathers knew it was a shitty idea and preached it to the choir but nobody gave a shit after they croaked.
the sad thing is the federal reserve is part of it to its sad to see what happened to this country
sonikku956 Nothing you can really do about it anymore. The parties already have massive influence it's going to be hard to make most politicians decide against it. Also when you couple that with the insane lobbying in US politics it is safe to say a non-party system wont happen anytime soon
It's true, one party would be a million times better.
Jerma:"You wanna talk politics? Okay, we'll talk politics"
Mods:"Jerma no!"
Jerma:"Jerma yes!"
LIFE IS COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN
Gabriel Mutti I HATE
IM COMPA
You may get this comment enough times for it to become less believable, but let me reaffirm that this is true: your content makes us happy. People find thousands of movies, games, entertainers, etc. to help take their minds off of whatever they're going through, but there's a reason that so many have not only chosen you, but stuck with you for so long. I used to think that the whole "you helped me through a hard time" was kinda bullshit, and to a certain extent, I would hope that people going through a rough patch in their lives don't rely too heavily on a stranger's upload schedule to feel happy. But after a similar personal experience, I can now say that I really get it. Days when the stream was live were easier days, and when I tuned in to see you watching the video I made, that was the best day. Thank you so much, for what you've done for me, and for what you continue to do for people all over.
RheesKK You said it. Jerma’s videos just have this lighthearted and fun feeling to them, so even if your day is going terribly it still makes it easier to smile and brush things off. Though, I hate seeing people who obsess over how often things are uploaded, especially if it means putting a damper on a content creator in any way, because I think the most important thing is that jerma is having fun. When he has fun, the audience has fun. When I’m having difficulty getting through the day I often ask myself how would jerma treat this situation? Obviously he is human and isn’t going to make jokes out of everything, but it just makes it easier to joke around and cheer yourself up a bit. Making stupid jokes in my head or whatever, something that’s reminiscent of jerma’s humor.. it really got me through years of my life really. And I think it’s really phenomenal that a person can influence so many people in that way.
Jerma's "Europe" map proves he lives in a different, happier timeline than the rest of us.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode 1 of JermaCraft, the series where I play minecraft. This is going to be a single player letsplay, and when I say letsplay, I use that term *heh* pretty loosely, because I'm an idiot in this game. You're going to see lots of fails, youre going to see lots of triumpts, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a cup of cofFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN
Heyyy its Vincent
Hey there, Jem.
Nice job with the uploads on the channel so far
D) Anthony Banthony
R) Dean Dingus
I) Jeremy “The Hotdog” Elbertson
"what video am I most proud of?"
"..well the obvious *question* is the live-action rumble."
well played jerma
I love this channel. it feels like vintage Jeremy
2:23 Jerma you're not signed in to RUclips, your main source of content?!?!
*Disgraceful*
Budmen He propably doesn't want people seeing that he liked a bunch of breastfeeding videos.
He just forgot the password to his account, hence why there are no videos.
"main" source lul
That way his video views count as a stranger!
Budmen his main sourse is twitch you dumbass
"And we are gonna go for a skydive."
"ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ??"
>Samurai Jack in the intro
>11/10 video already
take my like, damn it.
Every European watching Jerma plan out his dream trip to Europe just sitting there trying not to laugh.
Ill be honest. i like real jerma. i like real jerma a lot.
I like you a lot uwu
Welcome to the club
Armiter weaboo
Xxtras s I bet you don't even know what that word means.
Xxtras s wrong
2011 Jerma for Jerma Rumble
It's very interesting that he was completely unable to place the UK, Greece, Spain, or Ireland on a map but almost got Lithuania
i was playing minecraft for the first time in 3 years for nostalgias sake this weekend and come back to see this, checkmate athiests
George Washington actually said himself that we should not have political parties.
People forgot about that pretty quickly.
'In Europe I feel like political parties have done nothing good either when they came into publicity, like, nobody actually votes for anything and democracy is a fallacy anyway, how can this work , well it hasn't
The issue is that individuals are weak in attempting to change anything. In groups, they are far stronger at achieving their goal, that's why unions work so well. The best way to stop the duopoly of parties in the US is to implement ranked choice voting so people are encouraged to vote for candidates that will lose, but will be able to achieve more recognition.
Considering he sided with the Federalist Party, some historians think that his statement on parties was directed towards an opposition party doing everything it could to prevent the incumbent party from getting things done.
13:34 unbelievably based and relevant
This is NOT a beginner Jerma video
Dean Dingus is the Zodiac Killer.
It all started with the big bang.
Local alien "jerma985" admits to killing four thousand people
I GOT CHILDHOOD FLASHBACKS WITH THAT INTRO
Jerma is so likable
Holy shit jerma.. Thank you for your intro!
oh I feel you
But Holy Mackerel the Third is the one who edits these :( give him some love
Jerma calls him Holy Mack for some reason.
The smaller than the average byeah joke was so jerma I refuse to believe that video wasn’t actually just him
Breaking news: POTUS is a guy
bunger bunger bunger bunger bunger bunger
BUNGER!
It all started with a big bang
three years later I still don't know what he meant by "videos"
22:18 Lithuania Mention had me surprised :o glad to be noticed
even 4 years later i have no clue what he means by "viideoos"
Jesus it feels like yesterday I was watching your TF2 videos with STAR_ while wait for my tf2 round to start on my crappy computer (that’s broken now)
Kinda messed up how he admitted to killing 4000 people
I would actually go to a Olympic event that featured competitive MONOPOLY even if it's hosted in Somalia
Jerma's politics: *AWFUL LAWFUL GOOD!*
Jerma: I promise I won't get political
Jerma (3 drinks later): Lets talk about Social Security for a second
As a map nerd, the europe you drew just hurt me on a deep emotional level
I’m voting for Dean Dingus, I like strangling people
Whoa i found my own comment
Whoa it happened again
Whoa I found your comment
20:30 It's been six years and I still have no goddamn clue what in the world he's talking about.
Coffee Cheetos Chicken is the most elusive Jerma Joke.
That's why its stuck around for so long.
Jerma's ancestral home of Ireland, right in between Russia and Iceland.
Still to this day I have absolutely no idea what the hell he is talking about when he says he can do "videos" or "videos".
As fun as it is to joke about how you were in the past, you've always been funny and positive and I hope you continue to do so! Even watching the weird Jerma Craft videos makes me strangely happy! You're still my favorite youtuber after all these years.
5:45 jerma does the sus face
I’ve come back to this video at least once a year every year since it came out and it gets funnier to me every time
Can't believe Jerma thought this title was from the Big Bang Theory
Haha! Never knew England was geographically connected to Spain, thought there was a body of water in there somewhere.
Not anymore
I got so excited when he said Lithuania.Thanks jerma i tought my country was extremely irrelevent
“What do you guys wanna talk about?” Bro think he Cody Rhodes
HE DOESNT KNOW
covfefe
cheetahs
chocking
Here's some feedback on this video: I really really enjoyed everything about this video. A good mix of seriousness, realness, and jokes. The length is very attractive as well. I'd like to see more like this in the future if possible. Keep up the great work :)
the part where he keeps restarting the jermacraft video over and over has the same energy as the chocolate rain guy who layered his voice over and over by accident on stream while playing tf2
CLIP IT, QUICK!
My reaction when people ask me about my IRL life;
*LIFE IS PAIN, I HA-*
I want to see jerma draw and label the entire planet
Whens Jerma gonna beat Minecraft on STREAM?
I can't believe he killed 4,000 people in a room
Back to back jerma videos? Christmas came early this year
Jeremy nine hundred and eighty five
L L nine hundred eight hundred and five hundred
That politics talk about getting rid of parties.. Fucking *preach*
So much real talk. I've thought about that a lot.
i love how he says "i don't think i'm going to" at 16:25 as if he doesn't have control in the matter