Not to defend that heaping pile of trash but Lee Jung Jae or however you spell it was actually pretty good at emoting with just his face.. his nemesis was the English language though as the show went on.. he sounded more fluent in the first couple episodes
@@davidjacobs8558 better get both to be on the safe side, we are talking about Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant. And I am guessing she's knowledgeable about an island of the Epstein variety!👀
She wears oversized glasses for the same reason that Rattlesnakes have rattles - as a warning mechanism for the toxic payload she keeps within herself.
Wow, the sound of Leslie Headland getting... excited when you mentioned the whole setup for Saul getting force choked made me think of Charlie Brown's parents...
In lieu of recent events (RIP Bob Newhart) I was expecting a phone call sketch and even surmised it would be from Headland. Excellent one. Thanks Chato.
The question about her glasses caught me off guard. 😅 I'm surprised I haven't heard that brought up before. Also, I love the moments when we hear the caller get worked up about something- hilarious.
Zuul, "Choose the form of your destruction." Ray, "No! No, it can't be. It can't be!" Venkman, "Ray, what's wrong?" Ray, "I tried to clear my mind like everyone else, but then it just popped into my head." Venkman, "What popped into your head?" Ray, "Disney destroying Star Wars. I never dreamed it could come true!" Venkman, "Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What do you suggest?" Egon, 'Sorry, Venkman, but I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
@@dirus3142, no, you do realize she's Rey if one spells her character's name correctly and I haven't heard her objecting to 'The Acolyte' in the media. Plus, I was referring to Dan Aykroyd's character, Ray, as I'm sure you know and it's my joke and therefore, my context paraphrasing 'Ghostbusters', but feel free to carve your own hilarious joke. I look forward to reading it. :)
Star Wars is now like a skeleton of a dead krayt dragon half-buried by the sands of Tatooine while Disney executives are scavengers still picking at its bones.
Better Call Paul is a great title for an ongoing series of these. I love the humor and your experience as a former network executive lets you give it a brilliantly acerbic and witty punch.
Leslye stalked Paul and she even knows his private cellphone number!? She's really forcing herself to him. Save Paul from the blowing,uh-stalking, of Leslye!
"Az really scares you... he scares us too", brilliant delivery, great conversation. Poor Headlamp, her talent doesn't rise above the level of disinterested toddler.
The stupidity of one season, the stupidity of two seasons, the stupidity of many
Ma-neeee
Nice. 😂
Oh please… No More! 😱. (Think of Paul’s health, if nothing else!)
Perfect
Try reading this without hearing it in song form
"You're desperate for a second season of The Acolyte... well that makes one" - nearly blew my coffee all over the computer screen.
ahh Spit-takes...another classic bit!
That makes two
The spittakes of one. The spittakes of two. The spittakes of many...
Revenge of the Cis
That is a great title for a review of this train wreck
😂
I call what Disney, and other wokies, to have been doing lately to be Cismogyny.
That needs to become a thing, is it already?
If not we need to coin it as a catch phrase.
Return of the Trans
I will take this as a tip of the hat to Bob Newhart. Bravo.
I was thinking the same thing. Nobody could do one-sided phone calls like him. RIP Bob.
RIP Bob Newhart.
Hello my name is Kennedy, this my sister named Leslye, and my other sister named Leslye.
What Bob had was the ability to harness a stutter and turn it into a fake conversation on the phone. That was an amazing gift.
I came here to say this. A comic genius has left us.
Bob Newhart would be proud of how you handled this call😂😂😂
A hero.
More facial expression in one skit, than there has been in the entire series being lampooned. Well played sire.
Not to defend that heaping pile of trash but Lee Jung Jae or however you spell it was actually pretty good at emoting with just his face.. his nemesis was the English language though as the show went on.. he sounded more fluent in the first couple episodes
@@TwistedReality13 Fair and acknowledged. TBF even smile-o had some merit. Pity those two were the only stand outs.
but Amandla!
lulz
lol. “He scares us too”
Az does turn the intensity up to 11. I wonder which he hated more Batwhamen or The Wackolyte?
@@Intercaust Robbing the Hood. 😆
These ‘phone call’ videos absolutely crack me up 😆
That is the best Star Wars content produced in the last DECADE.
"Your girls switch allegiances over a bowl of pasta!" LMAO! ^o^
Don Knotts' corpse could act circles around the cast of The Acolyte. RIP funny man, RIP.❤
At least Don had the funny bit where he asked Andy about putting his bullet in the gun. And he would take it out of the manilla envelope.
Don Knotts was a national treasure. :)
Yaaasss YAAASSSS
“Your girl switched allegiances over a bowl of pasta!” LOL
Chato: “Well then, write about what you know. An aspiring young woman working for a repulsive producer and turning a blind eye to his victims.”
She actually did write a show that is literally about this.
@@Mereologist Which one? I'm not up to date with what this poor excuse of a woman does.
@@nalublackwater9729She wrote a play about an assistant to a horrible abusive male boss and how the assistant was totally innocent.
@@comicssplatter8195 Gotcha. And of course the assistant was the perfect image of innocence. Riiiiiiiight...
Thanks!
She was his facilitator, she knew everything that was happening as that is what "personal assistents" have to do.
Season 2 should focus on Fat Jedi dealing with all the body positivity issues plaguing the Old Republic
"A Jedi using the force to levitate their bloated bulk around like that Baron guy in Dune is tight"
that's actually a good idea for a storyline in general.
Id tune in for that comedy! 🍿🍿🤓
"The second season fixes all the problems with the first season" Nice reference to Amazon's Rings of Cringe 😆
"How did you find me, I'm vacationing" - Bro, you have a cellphone 🤣😆😆
In fairness it does work with his premise of being a former network exec, most retirees remember landlines from their working days fondly.
Yeah he's not in his basement this time!
Shhhhh
"I think I better get a new phone"
no, you just need to get a new phone number.
@@davidjacobs8558 better get both to be on the safe side, we are talking about Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant. And I am guessing she's knowledgeable about an island of the Epstein variety!👀
Even on vacation, Chato thinks of us! Chato = Love.
"Blow smoke up is ass? Among other things..."
Oh, how I wish Don Knots was in the Acolyte. I'd watch it just for that. Miss you Don.
@@RobertA-hq3vz the Saber Dumpling Gang?
Love the tagline about her dorky glasses. 🤓
Though frankly I think they look okay on her. The least of her problems.
@@markiangooley They make her already square face appear even more square.
Leslye Headland looks like Oliver Platt. Especially with the glasses.
She wears oversized glasses for the same reason that Rattlesnakes have rattles - as a warning mechanism for the toxic payload she keeps within herself.
That's unfair. There are people who actually like Oliver Platt...
She looks like Natalie (Mindy Cohn) from The Facts of Life.
His jawline isn’t so overly pronounced
Someone described her as "looking like lego figure" because of the glasses and I can't unsee that.
Wow, the sound of Leslie Headland getting... excited when you mentioned the whole setup for Saul getting force choked made me think of Charlie Brown's parents...
My band used to play a song from the 90’s called, “Carlie Brown’s Parents”, I need to look that up!
I love how Leslye was so desperate she got your nimber while you're on vacation XD
But she said _Star Wars_ saved her life! That's how important and aligned with our humanity it is.
So she completely changed everything about it.
What did she mean??
@@dronesclubhighjinks Maybe George Lucas gave her a loan once.
@@dronesclubhighjinksShe lied. It was a blatant ploy to endear herself to the fans.
@@JoeOvercoat that was certainly my impression also!
"Your girls switch alliances over a bowl of PASTA!"
*SCREAMING* 💀
JEDI DON KNOTTS
omg
A little blue near the end, use it for a Rickles opener. Also RIP Bob Newhart, keep carrying on the phone bit.
You're hilarious! And so dedicated you even interrupt your vacation for this! 🙏🧡😁
The Newhart phone bit is brilliant. RIP Bob Newhart.
2:41 AZ scares us too. Sure, he's a totally 100% on-point screaming maniac, but he's OUR totally 100% on-point screaming maniac. Haha! :)
RIP Bob. Thanks for the laughs, Paul!
That social bubble Leslye's in must be opaque af
Her woke lesbian echo chamber? 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂@@shadf7902
And made of steel-reinforced concrete.
Now that Newhart has gone you OWN this bit!
Better acting then every character on The Acolyte.
Oversized glasses.... spot on! Well played, well played
“Az Really scares you.” 😂🤣🤣🤣
Who is Az?
"Az scares us too" lmao 😅
Too funny - Awesome stuff, Paul!
In lieu of recent events (RIP Bob Newhart) I was expecting a phone call sketch and even surmised it would be from Headland. Excellent one. Thanks Chato.
The question about her glasses caught me off guard. 😅 I'm surprised I haven't heard that brought up before. Also, I love the moments when we hear the caller get worked up about something- hilarious.
They should hire Chato to play Osha/May in Season 2. He can act; unlike Amandla Stenberg.🤣
Zuul, "Choose the form of your destruction."
Ray, "No! No, it can't be. It can't be!"
Venkman, "Ray, what's wrong?"
Ray, "I tried to clear my mind like everyone else, but then it just popped into my head."
Venkman, "What popped into your head?"
Ray, "Disney destroying Star Wars. I never dreamed it could come true!"
Venkman, "Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What do you suggest?"
Egon, 'Sorry, Venkman, but I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
You do realize that Daisy Ridley is Ray in this bit.
@@dirus3142, no, you do realize she's Rey if one spells her character's name correctly and I haven't heard her objecting to 'The Acolyte' in the media.
Plus, I was referring to Dan Aykroyd's character, Ray, as I'm sure you know and it's my joke and therefore, my context paraphrasing 'Ghostbusters', but feel free to carve your own hilarious joke. I look forward to reading it. :)
She looks like the guy from Up. Should be called Leslie Headroom.
fantastic! love the Bob Newhart vibe... nicely done.
Love, absolutely love, these phone call skits! : ) Reminiscent of Bob Newhart (RIP).
"The Lurkin' Gerkin" 😂
Star Wars is now like a skeleton of a dead krayt dragon half-buried by the sands of Tatooine while Disney executives are scavengers still picking at its bones.
This is better written than the Acolyte
@@jamiel6169, hehe. Thanks! :)
@@TorontoJon ok, you get all the Internet points today. Just take ‘em. Here.
@@c1ph3rpunk, hehe. Don't worry, I'll take good care of those internet points to keep them in near mint condition. :)
Parasitic. Taking from and never giving back to the brand. This is how it ends.
Ba Ha! That was awesome.
Not Charles Bronson but this CHATOS LAND.
"AZ scares us too." LOL!
Hail AZ! Hail Chato!
that last part I'm like what the fudge is she doing
An homage to the late great Bob Newhart ...
Love it 😊 !!
And Shelley Berman.
These phone calls are hilarious. Thank-you.
I would HANDS DOWN watch Better Call Paul
"Why do you wear oversized glasses...." LOL
Lol. You are such a patient man Mr Chato. I would have hang up the call long ago. Lol.
You are f'n FUNNY Paul!!!!
Love these phone call videos! 📞
Hilarious, especially the part about Az.
LOL! I was gonna say, Az scares us, too... but in the best way.
Brilliant and hilarious as always.
😂😂😂 I would have asked about the oversized glasses also.
"Lurkin' Gherkin" is still my favourite nickname out of this mess, and you've come up with some of the best ones as is.
Always enjoy the phone calls.
Brilliant!
Yes, Lesley Headland can even ruin a vacation.
South Carolina? Ouch, sorry you came during rainy season!
It's rained only at night. Lucky. Hot has hell, though.
@@CallMeChato Glad to have you with us! It only gets worse the further south you travel. 😏
This is the funniest Acolyte video iv seen yet. Well done Chato!
I love these calls. 😂😂🤣🤣
That was very well done. Bravo.
The Bob Newhart vibes are strong! An excellent tribute! ❤
Better Call Paul is a great title for an ongoing series of these. I love the humor and your experience as a former network executive lets you give it a brilliantly acerbic and witty punch.
Noboy ever remembers Disparu, he savaged the acolyte better than most.
Leslye stalked Paul and she even knows his private cellphone number!? She's really forcing herself to him.
Save Paul from the blowing,uh-stalking, of Leslye!
she even has her massage table ready to lay down on...I think I just threw up a little thinking about that.
I miss Bob Newhart. Thanks for these.
Masterful work sir, even on vacation.
LOL this was awesome! Bravo!
"Az really scares you... he scares us too", brilliant delivery, great conversation. Poor Headlamp, her talent doesn't rise above the level of disinterested toddler.
Best one yet!
Fantastic.
100% with you on the glasses 😅
Lurking Gherkin always funny.
If I ever get into that kind of trouble, Paul, it's refreshing to know that I can call you. O.o
Thank you , keep seeing people comparing the girls to anakin , you clearly laid out how it is so different
Yeah, what is it with crazy chicks and those big glasses??😂😂😂😂
The phone call gag is unique and exceptionally well done,
Leslye H: get a Disney enema from Kennedy.
Now That's Entertainment!
Beautiful!
A better idea would be to get in a time machine... and don't fu@*ing come back! 😂
FINALLY!
Been waiting for this call!
J'aime beaucoup 👍👍👍
'Well, that's one.' -Good one!
Bob Newhart smiles from heaven.
I like the homage to Bob Newhart.
To me as an optometrist, that final quip about the oversized glasses was the cherry on top of the cake. 🤓
😂 Love Mr. Chato comedy. 😅
That lighting would be great for a Dead Men don’t wear Plaid skit.
"Amongst other things" 😂
I can't wait until the day everyone realizes that these have all been real phone calls to Chato.