Red One Critic Reviews NUKE Christmas FLOP

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  3 часа назад +67

    Red One is Amazon Prime video's Christmas movie they've decided to release in cinemas first. Featuring The Rock and Chris Evans with an estimated budget of over $250 million this is a big bet, and it seemingly failed. Critics hated it, few people went to see it, but from their reviews it doesn't seem all bad. I can't help but think they're being a bit pretentious over what was meant to be a cheesy family Christmas film. I have no desire to go to the cinema to watch this, but on streaming I'd give it a chance. And the reviews just give me more hope that even if it's bad, there would be some fun to salvage from it. But as they complain about testosterone and action, I think our tastes are misaligned on this one. But what did you think of the trailer and reviews? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @chrisbennett1358
      @chrisbennett1358 3 часа назад +7

      I'll never understand how The Rock has a career outside of WWE.

    • @c3dnow695
      @c3dnow695 3 часа назад +3

      I am so old...the ORIGINAL Rockem Sockem Robots were a NEW toy...😂

    • @JSPena
      @JSPena 3 часа назад +1

      I thought it was okay.

    • @Gametester110-qf8vs
      @Gametester110-qf8vs 3 часа назад +3

      I normally don't care about Christmas movies but, Red One is one of the few i'd bother with. It looks great from the trailers. Am i alone in that?

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 3 часа назад +1

      its definitely a bad movie, i dont care what words they use to describe it. even though the lead actor clearly being on testosterone replacement therapy because of abusing steroids for half his life and uses cheesy action scenes as a crutch in all of his movies makes that description 100% correct. can we stop being literal snowflakes every time someone says words we dont like?

  • @amharbinger
    @amharbinger 2 часа назад +195

    Starring The Rock, who plays The Rock, in another The Rock action film.

    • @samfalcon
      @samfalcon 2 часа назад +16

      I used to feel this way about Will Smith playing Will Smith in every movie.
      The Rock is even worse.

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 Час назад +7

      Don't forget "Produced and directed by The Rock." 😏

    • @TheNightshadePrince
      @TheNightshadePrince 50 минут назад +3

      @@samfalcon Will smith was only ever good in iRobot.

    • @Joekerr68
      @Joekerr68 47 минут назад +6

      But ironically was not in the movie The Rock 😂

    • @dlewis9760
      @dlewis9760 34 минуты назад

      A few years ago he was asked if he would ever consider running for President. Those questions are always shills asking the person that put the asker up to it. "Aww shucks, little ol' me?". Narcists and nothing else. He flipped his political views this year right up to edge of acceptability in Hollywood. He's a phony.

  • @MadJustin7
    @MadJustin7 3 часа назад +127

    Who spends 250 mil for a Christmas movie, that's crazy

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 2 часа назад +4

      Yeah, isn't the purpose of making Christmas movies that they don't need a huge budget?

    • @ArjunePersaud-o9p
      @ArjunePersaud-o9p Час назад +4

      50 just for mr pebble

    • @samhowells5798
      @samhowells5798 9 минут назад

      They could of spent a billion on Jim Carey's the Grinch and it would of been worth it 😂

  • @RMD-uw5np
    @RMD-uw5np 2 часа назад +58

    My mother was in the North Pole studying Lumps of Coal right before she died

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 Час назад

      She was murdered by a corporate slime ball who wanted you moms secret to finding rare lumps of coal at the North Pole.

    • @Zulkak1357
      @Zulkak1357 Час назад +4

      Must have been Santa's stash

    • @ViolentMessiah666
      @ViolentMessiah666 26 минут назад

      She wasn't studying reindeer? Missed opportunity 😂

  • @StuffILearnedFromYouTube-wn1pf
    @StuffILearnedFromYouTube-wn1pf 3 часа назад +77

    The stars aren't as popular as they once were. They have what's known as baggage.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Час назад +4

      Not to mention audience fatigue

    • @pedrojustice
      @pedrojustice Час назад +3

      and they just plain suck
      The writting, the humour, the acting

  • @showlett33
    @showlett33 3 часа назад +77

    Dwayne is the lead? = Extremely low expectations

  • @angelmessenger8240
    @angelmessenger8240 3 часа назад +169

    I think we should all stop buying games until the companies start being creative and intelligent again. Same applies to movies and TV shows.

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 3 часа назад +9

      True. I haven't set foot in a theater since the pandemic. No movie was deemed so good that I couldn't wait to see it.

    • @diabollikealldaddy
      @diabollikealldaddy 3 часа назад +14

      We're already doing that,...

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 3 часа назад

      Grummz is a grifter, his so called plan is a farce.

    • @angelmessenger8240
      @angelmessenger8240 3 часа назад +4

      @@diabollikealldaddy Me too.

    • @angelmessenger8240
      @angelmessenger8240 3 часа назад +3

      @@cristela4034 Me neither. It's so expensive here (UK) that the film would have to be exceptional.

  • @skarlock5257
    @skarlock5257 3 часа назад +59

    "This movie is a lump of coal."
    "NO YOU'RE A LUMP OF COAL!"
    JOURNO FIIIIIIGGGGHHHT! Ladies and gentlemen, there is a journo fight on the internet, thank you.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 Час назад +1

      You'd think journos would know that fighting amongst themselves would get them far more clicks than fighting with the audience ever did.

    • @popstarprincess123
      @popstarprincess123 26 минут назад

      That’s giving them too much value

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 3 часа назад +45

    Red Notice, Red One. Are we just throwing the Rock into movies with another A-Lister and hoping for the best?

    • @dariusewing6962
      @dariusewing6962 3 часа назад

      Red notice was good this was just ok

    • @Harpagio
      @Harpagio 3 часа назад +7

      Literally yes. Every time the Dwayne Johnson is the sole lead in a movie, it bombs. Rampage, Jungle Cruise, Skyscraper, Hercules, Black Adam. When he’s part of an ensemble cast it’s ok. Fast & Furious, Jumanji

    • @AndrewStefanac
      @AndrewStefanac 3 часа назад +2

      ​@@Harpagiorock rock rudolph, rudolph minus one, red fawn....so many ways to go

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Час назад

      ​@@dariusewing6962Red Notice was OK

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Час назад +1

      ​@Harpagio I guess Emily Blunt didn't exist in Jungle Cruise

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 3 часа назад +61

    I got talked into going to watch that movie last night. It was... not as bad as I thought it was going to be Everyone gave a sincerity and competent performance. The CGI was decent. It even had some clever bits of plot. But... I can't really say it was good. Just not terrible. Pretty throw away.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 часа назад +14

      In this day that is high praise!

    • @kathleenhensley5951
      @kathleenhensley5951 3 часа назад +2

      That is every movie this year. I've not heard of one recent movie I am going to buy

    • @angrysonicbird6779
      @angrysonicbird6779 3 часа назад +6

      At this point, that's all a film really needs as the major competition has been shooting their own feet.

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 2 часа назад +4

      @@angrysonicbird6779exactly! It was nothing grand, but you’ll enjoy it. You probably won’t think of it again, but it will be a fun time.

    • @based_space215
      @based_space215 2 часа назад +2

      You do you.
      But I won't be giving any money to phony johnson

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 2 часа назад +44

    I'm tired of The Rock being everywhere

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 2 часа назад +3

      Makes me wonder if The Rock doesn't owe money to the IRS or something, and he just has to take every project he can.

    • @jamessickmore236
      @jamessickmore236 2 часа назад +11

      I'm more tired of Pedro Pascal being in everything

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas Час назад +2

      @@jamessickmore236 respectfully I don't remember the last movie I've seen him

    • @jamessickmore236
      @jamessickmore236 Час назад +3

      @@PieroMinayaRojas he was the mandalorian, the last of us, gladiator, soon to be in fantastic 4, also voice in wild robot😁

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Час назад +4

      ​@jamessickmore236 at least Pedro makes an effort. The Rock just shows up and plays himself.

  • @IronHelix72
    @IronHelix72 Час назад +16

    "The movie tries its best to please everyone..." You stopped reading too soon, the next line was the most telling of the entire review. "However, Red One fails in this attempt, since aiming to please everyone results in not catering to any specific group." When did this become a bad thing? When did Hollywood decide that making something for the masses was bad, and that is HAD to cater to any one group? I know, they decided that a while ago, but good grief, I miss the old days when movies were fun, and everyone could go and enjoy them. Now they make these niche movie where 5% of the audience gets something out of it and the other 95% can go pound sand. After losing billions of dollars, maybe they should try a few more movies made for the masses and not just for the "specific group." Of course, if this movie flops they will just point at it and say; "SEE, no one wants this type of movie either, quick, make ten more for Group A!"

    • @kateris1976
      @kateris1976 50 минут назад +2

      There's no problem with making movies that cater to specific groups, this has always been a thing. The problem is that when a movie flops, they always blame ONE specific group for this and call them all kinds of ists and phobes, ignoring the fact that other groups didn't watch the movie either...

  • @temperedglass1130
    @temperedglass1130 3 часа назад +196

    The Rock is just so fake. He has no goodwill left in the tank. The other guy who was Captain America simply has no star power, he is just simply captain america guy. Equals flop.

  • @kayjay8683
    @kayjay8683 3 часа назад +80

    Just wait till you watch Gladiator 2. It's Indy CGI Gophers all over again.

  • @Dan-mc7xg
    @Dan-mc7xg 3 часа назад +40

    the more i hear these reviews... the more it sounds good.

  • @aaronajb8983
    @aaronajb8983 3 часа назад +22

    The hierarchy of the flops is about to change with the technology of Oppenheimer during Christmas.

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 3 часа назад +21

    I always need a good laugh and Disparu always delivers 😆

  • @kingcynic
    @kingcynic 3 часа назад +25

    I keep thinking that this movie is about an X-Wing pilot.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 Час назад +5

      I'd say "That'd probably be a better movie" but then I remember the state Lucasfilm is in...

  • @siliconefree1891
    @siliconefree1891 3 часа назад +17

    Saw it on a whim. It wasn't awful.
    Enjoyable to an extent. Best part was that it wasn't about "we have to believe in santa"

    • @siliconefree1891
      @siliconefree1891 3 часа назад +3

      I mean, I'm probably not gonna watch it again. Once was enough

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 часа назад +5

      So the best part about this Christmas movie was it wasn't really a Christmas movie?

    • @siliconefree1891
      @siliconefree1891 2 часа назад +1

      @@MamaMOB well damn😅

  • @pa1degua
    @pa1degua 3 часа назад +20

    what happened to just making a family friendly movie for the holiday season that you could take kids of all ages too not a PG-13 MEH party

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 2 часа назад +2

      Age ratings aren't the issue as we have great adult Christmas movies like Friday After Next and Bad Santa. It's a quality issue which is iust par for the course for Hollywood at this point.

  • @SisyphusOfSodom
    @SisyphusOfSodom 2 часа назад +6

    The failure of Red One at the box office can be largely attributed to bloated production and marketing expenses. A significant portion of the budget likely went toward paying exorbitant salaries for the lead actors, which, while standard in Hollywood, doesn't always translate to box office success.
    And the claim that marketing costs "half the budget" is a complete and utter lie for the lazy and incompetent. In most cases, only a fraction of what is spent on marketing would suffice if used strategically. Overhyping or poorly targeted campaigns can inflate these costs unnecessarily, failing to create the kind of buzz or audience connection required for success. It’s a classic example of mismanaged priorities: instead of focusing on the quality of the film or a well-thought-out promotion strategy, resources are wasted on superficial expenditures that do little to enhance the movie’s appeal.

  • @MartinLovasz-r7r
    @MartinLovasz-r7r 3 часа назад +14

    I think they forgot to pay the critiques...

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 3 часа назад +8

    Maybe they should've added more Christmas cheer to balance out the Superhero action film.

  • @LordB-dg8ks
    @LordB-dg8ks 2 часа назад +5

    As Marvel continues to flop, we're treated to a Marvel-themed Christmas movie. Complete with one liners that make your eyes roll, jokes to ruin any emotional or tension filled moments, and a mix of A-list actors that make you wonder: So, is the Rock going to make another Jumanji movie, because I actually enjoyed those.

  • @constantlyenthused336
    @constantlyenthused336 3 часа назад +22

    John Hughes got the Christmas movie genre exactly right. I don’t know what this shite is

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 3 часа назад +16

    Ah Dwayne Johnson, still making stinkers I see.

  • @gusty9053
    @gusty9053 3 часа назад +47

    If the critics hate the movie this much it means it has to be doing at least one thing right.

    • @andresanguianozuniga6798
      @andresanguianozuniga6798 3 часа назад +9

      @@gusty9053 Or even being something SO bad that no one likes it.

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 3 часа назад +10

      it’s a movie with the rock in it. i could of told you it would suck before any critic saw it. the only good movie he has ever been in is gridiron gang.

    • @alsmith9853
      @alsmith9853 2 часа назад +2

      OP is wrong. Even a broken clock is wrong twice a day

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 2 часа назад

      @@hgriff14 two hours of this movie sounds about as fun as a herniated disc.

    • @alansmithee5595
      @alansmithee5595 Час назад +3

      It’s not worth giving The Rock your money. The guy has proven he actively hates “the poors” and even if he didn’t, he’s never bothered to act. He shouldn’t get paid just to show up and be The Rock. Hard pass on anything this guy is in.

  • @eldenr-y9c
    @eldenr-y9c 3 часа назад +15

    Aaah i was waiting for desparu review 😂😂😂

  • @angrynapolean3820
    @angrynapolean3820 Час назад +6

    At this point, having the Rock in your movie should be treated like the kiss of death

  • @thelegionisnotamused8929
    @thelegionisnotamused8929 3 часа назад +9

    Evans and the Rock in the same movie? Miss me with that.

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 3 часа назад +9

    The trailers for this one confused the hell out of me. Nothing seemed to fit. It felt like it should have come out a decade or two ago.

  • @ReflectiveRealm7
    @ReflectiveRealm7 3 часа назад +16

    IGN's new scoring system: 0 Accountability!

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 часа назад +3

      New?

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 2 часа назад +1

      Their only relevant reveiw in the last decade was a 7.8 that had something to do with water.

  • @Godzzbinzz
    @Godzzbinzz 3 часа назад +9

    It’s just a generic action film with a Christmas skin. And it’s not even that Christmassy! Yes the character is Santa and his elf but it doesn’t feel Christmassy at all.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 Час назад

      Yeah its uncanny valley kind of

  • @kmafdlmagotg8328
    @kmafdlmagotg8328 Час назад +3

    Johnson was great in "The Other Guys" since he died at the beginning.

  • @c3dnow695
    @c3dnow695 3 часа назад +13

    " humans like it so I might as well "😂

  • @bethanyh1637
    @bethanyh1637 3 часа назад +5

    It's no "The Night the Reindeer Died" but I might watch this one day, when its free, on a cross-country flight and the Word Scramble game won't load.

    • @mikavirtanen7029
      @mikavirtanen7029 26 минут назад +1

      "The Night the Reindeer Died" is still one of the greatest movie intros of all time...Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them.

  • @rue9224
    @rue9224 2 часа назад +3

    I loved it when the Chris evens character said “Santa I will save you … down with democracy”

  • @bordocofrivia2896
    @bordocofrivia2896 3 часа назад +8

    My only hope is that this attitude carries over to any and all woke and bad quality films forever.
    Make them learn the hard way to either entertain....or get the f out.

    • @Hazza101
      @Hazza101 2 часа назад

      What was woke about this movie? Mostly has white characters, hot women. Hating on this movie is the wrong attitude

  • @Hazza101
    @Hazza101 2 часа назад +10

    There is nothing woke about this movie, that's why the critics hate it

    • @douglasarthur2673
      @douglasarthur2673 37 минут назад

      Yes and anti-intersectional feminism. 👍🏼

  • @TheMasterpiecePD
    @TheMasterpiecePD 3 часа назад +7

    You should definitely review this one

  • @EmperorEidolon
    @EmperorEidolon 2 часа назад +5

    Dwayne Johnson has been front and center for some really terrible movies. Skyscraper was shockingly bad.

    • @TI4438
      @TI4438 Час назад

      Never heard of it.

  • @HoundMonkey
    @HoundMonkey 3 часа назад +10

    Yeah my mom was trying to convince me to see this one and I had to pass on it. Pretty sure she made her bf take her... poor guy 🤣

  • @iamgroot2117
    @iamgroot2117 2 часа назад +4

    Just took my family to see it. It's a solid 8 out of 10. My son loved it, almost died laughing when the rock turned into a midget and beat up 4 bodyguards. Think, The Santa Clause and Die Hard had a baby. That's this movie. It could've been better, CGI wasn't that good, but it's better than what Disney has been throwing up lately.

  • @HaydenFPlaysVODS
    @HaydenFPlaysVODS 3 часа назад +20

    Hey Disparu love your content wish you would put on your community posts your cross overs just discovered your DND campaigns in geeks and gamers two years late.

    • @HoundMonkey
      @HoundMonkey 3 часа назад +6

      Wait what?!

    • @StarStuff.
      @StarStuff. 2 часа назад +2

      ​@@HoundMonkey yup, geeks and gamers tabletop to be precise, he was on Advanced Geeks & Gamers season 1, right now he's on Curse of the Crimson Throne. His characters are comedy gold.

  • @toonrex2806
    @toonrex2806 2 часа назад +5

    Saw this movie last night. Honestly it wasn’t really that bad. It didn’t have any identity politics in it. I don’t understand why people are bashing this movie.

  • @rpesel
    @rpesel 3 часа назад +5

    Came to the theater with low expectations, but was pleasantly surprised. It was actually quite an enjoyable movie.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino 2 часа назад +4

    Ok, it was EXACTLY what was advertised and EXACTLY what you’d expect. It was a good family Christmas action comedy with the Rock. What did you think? It was an entertaining little flick and I’ll probably go watch it again. Good old fashioned buddy comedy without the modern bs which is why they are bashing it.

  • @MrPmcMcMental
    @MrPmcMcMental 3 часа назад +5

    You can normally tell by the length and frequency of a trailer how the film will do, this was a long trailer and it was on constantly 😂 …… massive flop forecast 😅

  • @StillPooh62
    @StillPooh62 2 часа назад +4

    The trailers are reminding me of Kurt Russell's Christmas Chronicles, which I thought was great fun. If the critics hate Red One, I will definitely give it a watch (when it hits the streaming services).

  • @Mr_1Ballwhale
    @Mr_1Ballwhale 3 часа назад +7

    I just got out of it and I enjoyed it. I found it a fun movie with a nice message. This is why I say fuck the MSM critics

  • @andresanguianozuniga6798
    @andresanguianozuniga6798 3 часа назад +16

    Its a shame because the trailers were good...
    But now maybe Hollywood needs to stop doing two things:
    One, STOP trying to make everything a Blockbuster and two, STOP GIVING THE ROCK SO MUCH POWER.
    He is just too delusional at this point.

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 2 часа назад +1

      If you enjoyed the trailer you’ll enjoy the movie. It’s nothing groundbreaking but it didn’t pretend to be. Go watch it. It’s a fun little flick!

    • @andresanguianozuniga6798
      @andresanguianozuniga6798 2 часа назад

      @@abehambino Ok.

    • @alansmithee5595
      @alansmithee5595 Час назад +1

      @@andresanguianozuniga6798 Don’t waist your time on it. Every cent this movie makes is a vote for more slightly better than mediocre slop. Spend your time and money on something not made by Hollywood.

  • @smallcd
    @smallcd 3 часа назад +4

    Red One. written by Hiram Garcia, The Rock's ex-Brother in Law.

  • @MICHAELILES12
    @MICHAELILES12 3 часа назад +7

    Can we just thank Jesus Christ that this movie flopped and was Dead on arrival thank you Lord

  • @gillusaftg
    @gillusaftg 3 часа назад +8

    I'm never going to see this crap.

  • @middleclassboardgamer
    @middleclassboardgamer 2 часа назад +1

    Disparu is so underrated. Might be my current favorite member of the FNT crew. Had me rolling with this one.

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 3 часа назад +27

    This is the most overproduced, poorly attempted, shameless money grabbing piece of shit I've seen this year. I've seen The Acolyte AND The Rings Of Power.

    • @blacksheep9505
      @blacksheep9505 2 часа назад +3

      The Rings of Power and Halo hurt the most because I loved those IP’s and now they are tarnished forever.

    • @Mr.PepeSilvia
      @Mr.PepeSilvia Час назад +1

      @blacksheep9505 I felt the same about Disney Star wars and Wheel Of Time

    • @blacksheep9505
      @blacksheep9505 8 минут назад +1

      @@Mr.PepeSilvia Of course SW from the first scene in Mando to Lizzo and Jack Black. It's like they know how to make good stuff but they refuse to.

  • @BbNaB
    @BbNaB 2 часа назад +2

    Nice to see Dwayne dressed up in the Holywood "Out of shape" padded leather coat like Guardians 3

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 3 часа назад +8

    I thought the trailer looked ok as well…oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 2 часа назад

      It’s about as good as the trailer. What you see is what you get. Nothing great, but a fun film, forgettable though it may be.

  • @c3dnow695
    @c3dnow695 3 часа назад +4

    Not available in USA on Prime...WTF?😂

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 2 часа назад +2

    I saw the trailer in the cinema. It was like being trapped inside a migraine.

  • @Gmachine88
    @Gmachine88 3 часа назад +3

    The Toothfairy is funnier. Who doesn't love the Rock in a pink tutu?

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi 3 часа назад +3

    I visited Cineworld to see if they had any posters for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, on the entrance screens they showed this trailers for this movie, I’d never heard of the movie but it looks dreadful from the 10 seconds I’d seen, anything Dwane the Rock is attached too is auto shite

  • @alansmithee5595
    @alansmithee5595 Час назад +1

    I refuse to see anything staring The Rock ever since he begged the plebs to send money to a disaster, all while standing next to the person who had extremely shady connections to said disaster…

  • @kingjabon
    @kingjabon 3 часа назад +15

    Wait, I thought we shouldn't take the critics reviews seriously?

  • @Spamkromite
    @Spamkromite 3 часа назад +2

    Maybe they thonked that adding The Rock to the movie it will automatically make it better? 😅

  • @parsoniareigns
    @parsoniareigns 3 часа назад +2

    Disparu incredible. You are prolifically consistantly top notch. Bravo sir

  • @masudashizue777
    @masudashizue777 2 часа назад +1

    They should have named it the "Big Red One" so that vets would flock to it, thinking that it's a war film.

  • @chriscollins2095
    @chriscollins2095 2 часа назад +3

    On Rotten Tomatoes, the critic score is 32% but the audience is 88% (79% if you count unverified). Why does the critics score even matter? They're just paid audience members. They should get shuffled into the audience score. (Among top critics, the score is actually 24%.)

  • @Masaq_TM
    @Masaq_TM 2 часа назад +3

    The ‘Rug mun-‘ comment literally made me laugh out loud. I wonder how many people caught it and knew what you meant. 😂😂😂

  • @vermithor51ac
    @vermithor51ac 3 часа назад +4

    those headlines are hilarious

  • @mr.awesome6011
    @mr.awesome6011 2 часа назад +2

    Dwayne is gonna throw another hissy fit and try to steal the Wrestlemania main event again

  • @kzagon
    @kzagon 2 часа назад +2

    Can't wait for a Disparu review of this movie

  • @davidmeyer5316
    @davidmeyer5316 2 часа назад +3

    I think i know the next movie I'm going to watch. If anything, because the professional critics hate what was made.

  • @nheather
    @nheather 2 часа назад +2

    And yet I have just come back from the cinema and it is the screen was 100% full, haven’t seen that in ages.

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue 2 часа назад +3

    4:42 Disagree. Yes, Johnson is the same in every movie. But, Evans isn't. Proof? Johnny Storm is a charismatic a-hole. Captain America is a patriotic gentleman.

    • @Henry-jp3mc
      @Henry-jp3mc Час назад

      The Fantastic 4 was 20 years ago and only the minority realise he was Johnny Storm before Captain America.

  • @thewholefnjt
    @thewholefnjt 2 часа назад +2

    I wonder if these critic scores would be AS LOW as they are if Dwayne endorsed a certain (cough) policitical (ahem) candidate this election...instead he famously said that he's keeping his mouth shut this go around

    • @alansmithee5595
      @alansmithee5595 51 минуту назад

      Bro, he’s friends with Oprah and Obama. He only “kept his mouth shut” in the hopes he could trick middle Americans into thinking he’s one of us. He’s in Hollywood, we know what side he’s on.

  • @chrisbarron5996
    @chrisbarron5996 2 часа назад +3

    I didn’t hate the movie.

  • @beyondthelens2018
    @beyondthelens2018 2 часа назад

    Hi, Disparu! I just wanted to drop a note to say how glad I am to have discovered your channel! I first came across your review of episode one of Willow on Disney+ because I was curious about the show but unable to watch it myself. Typically, I steer clear of reviewers, as so many seem to base their opinions on a liberal checklist for "the message" rather than valuing good storytelling and entertainment. Reviews often end up being overly emotional and lacking depth. However, your review was a breath of fresh air, showing a level of common sense that’s sorely missing in entertainment commentary today.
    Since then, I’ve looked forward to watching your videos. While I admit I haven’t seen all of them-some of the topics are unfamiliar to me-I always enjoy your analysis and British humor. It’s such a great contrast to the Hollywood radical nonsense we deal with here in California. Your voice of reason and wit from across the pond is truly refreshing. I genuinely appreciate your reviews and look forward to more in the future. Thank you for what you do!😀

  • @ShaneAddinall
    @ShaneAddinall 3 часа назад +3

    Watch Violent Night instead, it's the Xmas movie of 2024 for me so far 🤣

  • @FANN-GUSTAFSSON
    @FANN-GUSTAFSSON 2 часа назад +2

    Oh this is so my movie! I laughed when santa said "oh your boyfriend is her"!!!! 😂😂

  • @Vianca-b1q
    @Vianca-b1q 3 часа назад +28

    You're a talented creator, no joke!

  • @Mr72Dolphins
    @Mr72Dolphins 3 часа назад +4

    So, not the war film with Mark Hamill?

  • @have_some_dignity
    @have_some_dignity 3 часа назад +2

    All of these Hollywood personalities are cooked. People are not interested in their movies, opinions, etc

  • @Interactingwithlunatics
    @Interactingwithlunatics 3 часа назад +4

    Not the rock, i dont support shills😊

  • @kathleenhensley5951
    @kathleenhensley5951 3 часа назад +2

    Now the reviews have me intrigued.

  • @brianholt368
    @brianholt368 2 часа назад +1

    Just like with video games, movies made to entertain the general public are hated by the critics. Since the critics hate it, I might go watch it.

  • @allshalo
    @allshalo 2 часа назад +1

    I didn’t know what to expect when I clicked on this video, and I must say, I need to see this movie.

  • @JustaSimplefact
    @JustaSimplefact Час назад

    I dont understand how this concept could have failed. Its literally perfect.

  • @isitPC
    @isitPC 3 часа назад +2

    Critics hate it. I bet it's not that bad. Reviews mention Testosterone. Meaning it's probably going to appeal to men. So.. probably good.

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj 49 минут назад

    I hadn't even heard about this movie until today when I saw it in youtube thumbnails. I'm kinda sick of The Rock and seeing him in that suit looked so bad. At first I thought he was supposed to be Santa which wouldn't have surprised me, but having J.K. Simmons playing him is awesome and makes me want to see it for him alone.
    Those reviews just prove to me that movie critics are just like all other forms of journalism, just a bunch of ideologues I can't trust to even tell me their own opinion, let alone one I could identify with. I'll wait for streaming though.

  • @Dninny1
    @Dninny1 2 часа назад +1

    Wow! Turns out I do need to see 'Red One'.

  • @jaylong4705
    @jaylong4705 2 часа назад +1

    This dude is like if PJ Watson reviewed movies and i absolutely dig it

  • @e1evene1even
    @e1evene1even 35 минут назад +1

    Well, at least it's not another remake!

  • @zwippie92
    @zwippie92 2 часа назад +1

    Sounds like they're describing a Fast & Furious movie but maybe a good one

  • @cookiecookie88729
    @cookiecookie88729 3 часа назад +2

    My wallet is closed until they show some effort

  • @BaraahaMalatov-t8p
    @BaraahaMalatov-t8p 3 часа назад +25

    This soundtrack is fire, great choice!

  • @umbrellacorpmarketingdept7154
    @umbrellacorpmarketingdept7154 2 часа назад

    I watched Beekeeper and that hit way harder than I ever expected.

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 Час назад

    11:53
    DUDE!
    I spat out my drink!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rhetorical1488
    @rhetorical1488 3 часа назад +1

    Soon the peoples eyebrow will be endorsing Ronco hair spray on 2 am infomercials

  • @michaelplowman8674
    @michaelplowman8674 Час назад +1

    Can we finally admit Rock is not a movie star?