Absolute Mad Lads - The Schizophrenic Dictator, Francisco Nguema

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @nikousenpai
    @nikousenpai Месяц назад +1043

    "Fleeing to North Korea" that's a statement I would never in a million years expect to hear.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 Месяц назад +40

      Macias's daughter grew up in North Korea 🇰🇵 and spoke Korean as a first language.

    • @MrSomebodyStrange
      @MrSomebodyStrange Месяц назад +29

      Two words: Joe Dresnok

    • @GlidarGlidar
      @GlidarGlidar Месяц назад

      North Korea is a futuristic utopia. They don't want you to know that so that you don't also flee there.

    • @cesariojpn
      @cesariojpn Месяц назад

      Several African Countries were low-key communist back in the 70's. Even today, many big statues in Africa are made in North Korea.

    • @jamesquinn6662
      @jamesquinn6662 Месяц назад +18

      Do you mean best Korea?

  • @Kingsas
    @Kingsas Месяц назад +947

    "its not paranoia if its true" said the voices

    • @jipo92
      @jipo92 Месяц назад +30

      Its just a hightened state of awareness!

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX Месяц назад +22

      "I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve"

    • @sourpoison5681
      @sourpoison5681 Месяц назад +5

      How'd you know what the voices told me?

    • @williamfrank962
      @williamfrank962 Месяц назад +6

      That comment sounds like it comes from a great horror book about paranoia with the main character finally succumbing to it.

    • @alostkommando7420
      @alostkommando7420 Месяц назад +2

      Good guys..always looking out for me

  • @SEThatered
    @SEThatered Месяц назад +488

    If naz is "far right"...
    If bol is "far left"...
    Then nazbol is the truest enlightened centrist.
    I am right and you're coping.

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 28 дней назад +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @francois8316
      @francois8316 27 дней назад +31

      >enlightened
      >centrist

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 27 дней назад +27

      Nah. Naz is just a different branch of Far Left. It was built off Mussolini's f word...which by Mussolini's own words is a Left wing Ideology in opposition to Communism. Mussolini was a lifelong Socialist that thought socialism didn't go far enough. He didn't like communism and thus the Fas F word was the 2nd path Socialism could go down Instead of communism.

    • @francois8316
      @francois8316 27 дней назад +8

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 It is socialist, but it's not left wing. Quite obviously.

    • @HarrisonBurgeron-h9m
      @HarrisonBurgeron-h9m 27 дней назад +21

      Theyre actually both far left

  • @Tengu125
    @Tengu125 Месяц назад +740

    "Sub-80 IQ Illiterati" might just be my new favourite quote from you.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +66

      We call them ppl of the sun

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 Месяц назад

      I'm still good with "jungle monkeys", and the Snackbar people are "sand monkeys".

    • @WR3ND
      @WR3ND Месяц назад

      Truth is the majority of all peoples are stupid, I'd estimate about 80%. Good luck.

    • @AteshSeruhn
      @AteshSeruhn Месяц назад +54

      Isn't Equatorial Guinea the place with a median IQ of 55? He was practically a genius, relatively speaking.

    • @datadavis
      @datadavis Месяц назад

      @@AteshSeruhn We are supposed to live peacefully side by side with these people after they have invaded our shores. Welcome to unemployment and criminality in northern europe, BLAKPIPO.

  • @AC-hj9tv
    @AC-hj9tv Месяц назад +555

    Gorgeous, politically stable Africa

    • @Sikorsky1111
      @Sikorsky1111 Месяц назад +1

      nope!

    • @orboakin8074
      @orboakin8074 Месяц назад +27

      Sadly, not all of us in Africa could be like Botswana.

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad Месяц назад

      Well, leaders come from the populace, so the fact that this "highly intelligent" man became a leader of the country speaks volumes about the mental capacity of the average local.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Месяц назад +6

      @@Sikorsky1111 30 Rock reference lol

  • @KIA130123
    @KIA130123 Месяц назад +920

    Spent all the country's money in the first few months in power and imprisioned people for criticizing the government? The Labour Party must love this guy.

    • @NileBaker-g2q
      @NileBaker-g2q Месяц назад +34

      Come to think of it. He might just be ruling everywhere now 🤔

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад +58

      @@NileBaker-g2q His soul was split in many horcruxes and distributed all over the world (only poor countries)

    • @NileBaker-g2q
      @NileBaker-g2q Месяц назад

      @@n4ughty_knight Thanks to inflation, we're all poor countries anymore 🤷‍♂️

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Месяц назад +28

      @@n4ughty_knight Now those poor countries are invading your shore

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Месяц назад +23

      He basically just speedran the outcome of socialism

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig Месяц назад +841

    Black Nazbolism was the last thing I expected to see today. Guess that poll about people supporting Hitler and being either Mexican or black was onto something

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 Месяц назад +47

      I'd say they were inaccurate, either that or I'm disappointed that the religion of peace wasn't on there

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 Месяц назад +42

      Most people dont know the greatest story never told.

    • @SlurMaster9000
      @SlurMaster9000 Месяц назад +114

      We wuz Nazis N sheeit

    • @yagsipcc287
      @yagsipcc287 Месяц назад

      Their countries IQ is 59 ha

    • @dezinke3862
      @dezinke3862 Месяц назад

      Das right the real Nazis were actually melanated !

  • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
    @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 Месяц назад +388

    Africa, the one place that makes Scots seem agreeable😂

    • @alberain
      @alberain Месяц назад +20

      Watch "The Last King of Scotland"

    • @jamesmurray_scot
      @jamesmurray_scot Месяц назад +26

      Sorry, as a Scot, I can't possibly agree.

    • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
      @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 Месяц назад +15

      @@jamesmurray_scot I said seem

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Месяц назад +4

      Both talk funny and like starting scraps, almost one to one with those boys.

    • @kyzercube
      @kyzercube Месяц назад

      The one place Scots can't ruin, right Groundskeeper Willie?

  • @tomasz9429
    @tomasz9429 Месяц назад +352

    Banning boats isn't smoothbrained, Dankula, my son. Population with no means of transportation is infinitely easier to control.

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur Месяц назад +54

      Banning use of your frontal lobe makes it easier to control others as well.

    • @Dennis-xj8nh
      @Dennis-xj8nh Месяц назад +4

      Good point

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 Месяц назад +44

      The problem is this was a country that relied on fishing for protein.

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 Месяц назад +14

      ​@iratepirate3896 just catch them on foot obviously

    • @tomasz9429
      @tomasz9429 Месяц назад +9

      @@iratepirate3896 then they will have to rely on eachother for protein from now on, while we boogaloo somewhere else, because it ain't fun ruling over empty islands.

  • @stnaes-tf4ow
    @stnaes-tf4ow Месяц назад +273

    Canadians being described as "neutered Americans" is actually on point 😂

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur Месяц назад +13

      The dude behind Arby n the chief is the exception.

    • @RipzCritical
      @RipzCritical Месяц назад +33

      We have a few people with backbones here. We're just outnumbered... bigly. ​@@tomtheconqerur

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Месяц назад

      Too on point.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Месяц назад

      ​@RipzCritical
      You're not wrong.

    • @cesariojpn
      @cesariojpn Месяц назад +10

      Dont look into Canadian War Crimes.

  • @frankowalker4662
    @frankowalker4662 Месяц назад +208

    I think his dad sacrificed the wrong son.

    • @nikolaivanovic1060
      @nikolaivanovic1060 Месяц назад +20

      A rare comment that actualy made me laugh out loud

    • @notshapedforsportivetricks2912
      @notshapedforsportivetricks2912 26 дней назад +2

      Not necessarily. 😊

    • @ImGazu
      @ImGazu 24 дня назад +4

      Wrong kid died

    • @ArthurB26
      @ArthurB26 19 дней назад +4

      I'm reading the comments before watching and this comment makes me think I'm in for a wild ride

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 17 дней назад +4

      The summoned demon inhabited the second son, just as planned.

  • @warcheef
    @warcheef Месяц назад +159

    Me: "I want Wakanda!"
    Mom: "We have Wakanda at home."
    Wakanda at home:

  • @1forthepriceof218
    @1forthepriceof218 Месяц назад +228

    Ah yes, Sauron and his nine Nazbol.

    • @albusvoltavern4500
      @albusvoltavern4500 Месяц назад +20

      Don’t let RoP get ahold of this info. 🙏

    • @AMikeStein
      @AMikeStein Месяц назад +10

      Stop it!!!! JD Payne might try to make this canon!!

    • @Affektlv
      @Affektlv 28 дней назад +3

      got a fat chuckle out of this lmao

  • @MorningGI0ry
    @MorningGI0ry Месяц назад +869

    The masculine urge to be a schizophrenic dictator
    Edit: Please for the love of God read into some of the figures from the 442nd in WW2. An entire division of mad lads

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Месяц назад

      The schizophrenic urge to be masculine

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER Месяц назад +10

      Livin on a prayer

    • @jacklaika1596
      @jacklaika1596 Месяц назад +12

      It's a constant urge that plagues us all

    • @gimmedat5541
      @gimmedat5541 Месяц назад +21

      We wuz Dictatuurs and Stuff.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Месяц назад +9

      To make the Roman Empire again...

  • @ArthurB26
    @ArthurB26 19 дней назад +11

    Banning boats in a country where the capital is on an island is probably the most hilarious thing I've heard all week.

  • @thedarknesscallingme
    @thedarknesscallingme Месяц назад +120

    "Trust me, you're going to want to hear this one"
    Well that's all the convincing i need

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
    @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 Месяц назад +228

    Schizophrenic dictator?
    You mean… I’m not gonna be the first? 🥺

    • @NileBaker-g2q
      @NileBaker-g2q Месяц назад +23

      Aww, keep your chin up. You can still be the latest 😊

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад +10

      You still have time! Just listen to those voices and carry on!

    • @sourpoison5681
      @sourpoison5681 Месяц назад +5

      Not the second either, sleepy Joe and cackling camala bet you as well

    • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
      @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 Месяц назад +14

      @@sourpoison5681 bro, that’s uncalled for.
      You shouldn’t compare schizophrenic people to those crooks.

    • @SlapStyleAnims
      @SlapStyleAnims Месяц назад

  • @DrDrip067
    @DrDrip067 Месяц назад +340

    The Beard Resurrection arc has been the best era of Dank ever since...the incident.

    • @tomz5704
      @tomz5704 Месяц назад +8

      Whatever happened there

    • @oldpirate4051
      @oldpirate4051 Месяц назад +23

      @@tomz5704WHAT EVER HAPPENED THERE?

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +22

      Yacub believes in his ppl😂

    • @jackmarl3237
      @jackmarl3237 Месяц назад +8

      Don't worry, that mower wacked its last lawn.

    • @freakboy220
      @freakboy220 Месяц назад +16

      Knowing that for a time Sargon had a bigger beard than Dankula will always be one of the funniest things ever.

  • @some1online2
    @some1online2 Месяц назад +45

    President throws his own foreign minister out of a third story window killing him then takes photos of the body and spreads them all over the international press...lmfao

  • @patterofheads256
    @patterofheads256 Месяц назад +404

    Just keep in mind that while all of this was going on, actual civilization was engaged in the space race and landed on the moon.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Месяц назад +48

      Some people have different acoustic hyperfixations

    • @oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989
      @oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989 Месяц назад +11

      Did they though....

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 Месяц назад

      ​@oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989 yeah they probably did, and if they didn't who cares. The space race was just statist d*ck measuring contest to begin with

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean Месяц назад +82

      ​@@oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989 Yes, we have been to the moon, but there will always be people who plug their ears when presented with the mountain of evidence to support that fact.

    • @dalstephen3834
      @dalstephen3834 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@MothbeanUhuh, sure bud.

  • @danielmacdonald9287
    @danielmacdonald9287 18 дней назад +5

    Africa is a goldmine for crazy stories. You could go through pretty much every single dictator the continent has had since the mid-20th century and you'd never run out of content.

  • @imnotyetdeadd
    @imnotyetdeadd Месяц назад +123

    Tyrannical Weed Wizard is an awesome album name

    • @chuthedrunkenfist9663
      @chuthedrunkenfist9663 Месяц назад +1

      By the band “the defenestrators” ft. Santa suit execution squad

    • @davidcolter
      @davidcolter Месяц назад +7

      The first two minutes of the album is one super-heavy power chord with occasional bong bubbling in the background

    • @pkjmfineart1593
      @pkjmfineart1593 Месяц назад

      Greatest hits. 😁

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 25 дней назад +2

      @davidcolter followed by a metal version of GTA San Andreas theme with bong sounds, speech clips and changing africans.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 20 дней назад +1

      joe rogan juice - reggae classic

  • @minnesotarascal7453
    @minnesotarascal7453 Месяц назад +84

    YES!! PLEASE expand on Liberia.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +35

      Ah yes, the slaves that enslaved their new lands of liberia after being freed and given land... yes I've heard of this.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Месяц назад +15

      @@commiehunter733 The circle of life

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision Месяц назад +9

      Nothing bad can ever happen in Liberia because they have a constitution like America's.

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace Месяц назад +40

    African politics reminds me of when little kids put on their parents clothes and pretend to be adults...

    • @MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE
      @MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE 29 дней назад +7

      I remember being stoned once watching a documentary about Papua New Guinea and the attempt to modernitize them.
      There's towns with shops and things but everyone there is just larping it's was really trippy seeing them pretending to be civilised

  • @AtticusTheDeathMetaller
    @AtticusTheDeathMetaller Месяц назад +49

    This dudes a real life Far Cry Villain. 😳

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare Месяц назад +9

      Nah, Ubisoft WISHES they could come up with a villain THIS insane

  • @DerayYG
    @DerayYG Месяц назад +21

    Damn bro, you hit the nail on the head for Canadians. As an American I approve this message

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 29 дней назад

      The beginning of that country's problems can be traced to when they put that stupid leaf on their flag; and began larping as neutered Americans.
      In fairness to Canadians, Americans are practically neutered themselves

  • @LordSchnitzel023
    @LordSchnitzel023 Месяц назад +168

    Absolute Mad Lads: Mimon Baraka. The most insane German Streamer who wanted to detonate the RUclips Headquarters

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher Месяц назад +27

    Never heard of this literally MAD lad. And you were right, I did want to hear about this one - fascinating but pretty chilling that a guy like this ever had power. Cheers, Dank.

  • @orboakin8074
    @orboakin8074 Месяц назад +16

    Such a joy to see my favorite Scottish centrist talk about my continent😂 Respect from Nigeria, you madlad. Also, we really do get all the worst dictators here in Africa 😢

    • @Steph-sk3xb
      @Steph-sk3xb Месяц назад +5

      Government corruption in Africa is a serious issue I’ve taken an interest in for years. Definitely a complicated issue since outside help is just a bandaid to the problem and having grass roots movements organically start over an entire continent would be very hard. Not impossible though.

    • @orboakin8074
      @orboakin8074 Месяц назад +3

      @@Steph-sk3xb well said, friend. Sadly, most of our countries are not like Botswana. They had great leadership in Seretse Khama and good culture that enabled them become stable after colonialism and adopt the good systems the British left them.

  • @Tunda2
    @Tunda2 Месяц назад +30

    Your average RTS player would be a better dictator than most historic dictators

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Месяц назад

      Civilization players run better communist countries than the real deal.

  • @cosmicdebris42
    @cosmicdebris42 Месяц назад +25

    I worked in Malabo. The current President is a Nut Job also. We were told if we see the Presidential entourage, get out of the way because the Presidents Moroccan bodyguards sometimes take pot shots at you.

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 27 дней назад +7

      Not surprisingly, the current President was also the head of Black Beach prison under Nguema.

  • @murray9807
    @murray9807 Месяц назад +80

    For a guy with an IQ of 80, learning another language, converting to another religion and having so much success in the bureocratic system he had a lot of acomplishments

    • @AmachiEligwe
      @AmachiEligwe Месяц назад +8

      don't let ur IQ limit you.

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 Месяц назад +27

      He was a bit more intelligent than that; in his lucid moments his IQ was probably around 100.
      However even the highest IQ doesn't help when you are also completely insane.

    • @AmachiEligwe
      @AmachiEligwe Месяц назад +3

      @@tenacious3911 "in his lucid moments his IQ was probably around 100" that's not how it works, scoring higher or lower than normal at some time of the day at some different test of IQ doesn't mean ur IQ is changing.

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@AmachiEligweI mean if your insanity prevents you from thinking clearly it has pretty much the same effect as not being intelligent at all.

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 29 дней назад +9

      80 iq in a land of mostly 55s is crazy advantaged

  • @joshuagibson2520
    @joshuagibson2520 Месяц назад +19

    My paw listened to this with me and he said, "that spook was a real piece of work".

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 25 дней назад +3

      You're lucky to have an awesome paw.

  • @ThatGuySarabia
    @ThatGuySarabia Месяц назад +31

    Equatorial Guinea: Francisco Macias is dead we are saved!
    Teodoro Mbasogo: I wouldn't say saved more like under new management

  • @marcuslegion3654
    @marcuslegion3654 Месяц назад +34

    Do one on the African space program 😂

    • @TheNotoriousMrDee
      @TheNotoriousMrDee Месяц назад +1

      So inspiring

    • @tenacious3911
      @tenacious3911 Месяц назад

      "To most Zambians these people are just a bunch of crackpots, and from I have seen today I am inclined to agree"

  • @insertnamehere5809
    @insertnamehere5809 Месяц назад +66

    There is a treasure trove of Mad Lad African leaders.
    Jean Bedel Bokassa from the Central African Republic 🇨🇫.
    Idi Amin from Uganda 🇺🇬.
    Mobutu Sese Seku from the Democratic Republic of the Congo 🇨🇩.
    Charles Taylor from Liberia 🇱🇷.
    And some guys who actually didn't do a bad job, Thomas Sankara from Burkina Faso 🇧🇫

    • @ChaseDaOrk3767
      @ChaseDaOrk3767 Месяц назад +1

      I've heard about Idi Amin, but I'm not really familiar with those other guys

    • @aquila4142
      @aquila4142 29 дней назад +2

      Thomas Sankara* from Burkina Faso

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 29 дней назад

      @@aquila4142 My apologies. He was a socialist who actually did some good for his people, that's why the CIA got rid of him like Patrice Lumumba in the Congo 🇨🇩

    • @Willowtree82
      @Willowtree82 28 дней назад +1

      Liberians still have American sounding names?

    • @krisrecke72
      @krisrecke72 27 дней назад +6

      ​@@Willowtree82a lot of Liberian elites have America-Liberian ancestry, as opposed to the general indigenous population.

  • @jstoned88
    @jstoned88 Месяц назад +23

    Finally a politician who represents my values

  • @roymunson1
    @roymunson1 Месяц назад +127

    Paddy Mayne next please.
    All ireland boxing champion
    Irish international rugby player,
    Lions player,
    Ww2 vet and the one man the Nazis were terrified of coming to visit.
    Sas founding member and the greatest soldier to never receive the Victoria cross despite saving the lives of countless comrades.
    Hard as a coffin nail and long overdue an infamous "mad lads" episode.

    • @test-201
      @test-201 Месяц назад +10

      he needs to make a video about all of the young irish girls in new york and boston that were pimped out by africans and hispanics

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +2

      and unlike this individual the video focuses on, he wasn't catholic.

    • @getthehellouttahere1227
      @getthehellouttahere1227 Месяц назад +4

      I believe Mr. Dank has a line-up of videos, considering these take a while to research, so requests will prolly take a couple months at the minimum to get to the top of the queue

    • @roymunson1
      @roymunson1 Месяц назад

      ​@@getthehellouttahere1227been requesting for over a year mate. Hopefully loads of research.

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +3

      @@roymunson1 I brought it up. and I'm damn glad you're not one!

  • @masterdebator6588
    @masterdebator6588 Месяц назад +79

    And thus this is the day Dank said one of my favorite words in the English language "Defenistration."

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 Месяц назад +9

      Nice. Mine is "Discombobulated".

    • @INatalkaI
      @INatalkaI Месяц назад +23

      If it's your favorite word in English, make sure you spell it correctly. Defenestration.

    • @masterdebator6588
      @masterdebator6588 Месяц назад +8

      @@INatalkaI cool thanks nerd

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Месяц назад

      Ever since I encountered the "Indefenestrable III" in Marlow Brigs and the Mask of Death, I too have loved that word...

    • @INatalkaI
      @INatalkaI Месяц назад

      @masterdebator6588 ungracious, but I will allow it. The illiterate deserve compassion. 😉

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun Месяц назад +54

    Really won the lottery being born in a comparatively stable westernized country

    • @scrocrates6380
      @scrocrates6380 Месяц назад +23

      Civilization wasn't an accident; it was hard won through blood and sacrifice. Honor your ancestors' struggle.

    • @hismajesty6272
      @hismajesty6272 29 дней назад +6

      Depending on which country, it probably won’t be that way for long.

    • @EricSdS
      @EricSdS 19 дней назад +3

      ​@@hismajesty6272Yeah, Germany is turning into Germanistan

    • @canjian1783
      @canjian1783 2 дня назад +1

      The Pan-European Union of the Soviet Socialist Caliphate aka Iran 2.0

  • @FretlessChris
    @FretlessChris Месяц назад +77

    This guy was the best dictator! Hitlerian Marxism, what could go wrong?

  • @AverageFrowned
    @AverageFrowned Месяц назад +36

    I had my Santa costume ready for this one

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 Месяц назад +8

      "Those were those days my friend, I think they'll never end!"

    • @ncrvako
      @ncrvako 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@insertnamehere5809 classic football anthem.

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 Месяц назад +48

    Africa's Pol Pot!

  • @iainstewart781
    @iainstewart781 Месяц назад +5

    So glad you did Nguema. He’s been due a Mad Lads for a while. How about one on Caravaggio?

  • @ravenRedwake
    @ravenRedwake Месяц назад +29

    First act as dictator: require all cans are interlocking and stackable or there will be a severe fine against the companies pushing non interlocking cans.

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision Месяц назад +8

      Tippy tins are a blight on us all.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul Месяц назад +4

    Africa is just a breadbox of insane stories. The fact that even today, it still applies since not much has changed except the tech and efficiency its carried out.
    Count Dankula will never run out of content.

  • @josephbrown4768
    @josephbrown4768 Месяц назад +175

    Absolute Mad Lads: The Waco Seige

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Месяц назад +51

      I thought he’d done Waco…but I couldn’t find it, he’s done Ruby Ridge and Jonestown, but no Waco!
      I therefore second this comment! 🤣👍

    • @fuzztsimmers3415
      @fuzztsimmers3415 Месяц назад +40

      Recuring asian sniper in waco

    • @devastationofmankind3495
      @devastationofmankind3495 Месяц назад +19

      I think he did that video (it probably got nuked by youtube)
      Wendigoon has a video about it tho, it's pretty well researched and respectfull, very fact based and unbias...

    • @scockery
      @scockery Месяц назад +9

      Waco Siege was my favorite WCW wrassler

    • @jacklaika1596
      @jacklaika1596 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@fuzztsimmers3415he really was the main character

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Месяц назад +19

    Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads.
    Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and real life Rambo
    Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them.
    Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver.
    Witold Pilecki: Polish Intelligence Officer who volunteered to be imprisoned and sent to Auschwitz
    George Jung: American Drug Smuggler
    Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella
    Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade.
    Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs
    Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK
    Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed
    Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal
    Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman
    Arkan: Serbian Warlord and Crimeboss

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 Месяц назад +2

      Arkan!

    • @501FighterWing
      @501FighterWing Месяц назад +3

      Chris-chan, THE internet lolcow
      Sabu, the most insane werstler ever. Actually, ECW as a whole is a madlad wrestling organization.
      Terry funk, hardcore grandpa
      Mick Foley, the face of hardcore werstling
      Mike Vining, special froces operater. Just look up the picture, you know him.

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 Месяц назад +3

      @@501FighterWing I doubt Dank will do one on Chris Chan since he had him on a livestream a few years ago.

  • @BichaelStevens
    @BichaelStevens Месяц назад +9

    Ceausescu walked so Nguema could do the Olympic 400m sprint

  • @Ethan-zu5gy
    @Ethan-zu5gy Месяц назад +16

    Getting Kamala ads on Count Dankula is wild.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Месяц назад +19

    I’ve never heard of this guy…time to learn something new!

  • @dankinmcspankin3123
    @dankinmcspankin3123 Месяц назад +101

    id rather this guy than our government right now

    • @tremere26
      @tremere26 Месяц назад

      shows more that you are insane then anything else.

    • @chalzen1012
      @chalzen1012 Месяц назад +18

      I'd ask which one... but I think this applies to just about everyone but Poland right now lol

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Месяц назад +7

      He's unironically saner than the absolute loons running us.

    • @cooldude2794
      @cooldude2794 Месяц назад +11

      you didnt even watch the video at the point of writing the comment dawg

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@chalzen1012Poland and Hungary are awesome governments

  • @ian.swift.31614
    @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +12

    46:00 "if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine!"

  • @ZombieOrchestra
    @ZombieOrchestra Месяц назад +7

    I miss my Scottish family! Your vids are very importante to me Count, keep them coming and Thank you mate.😌👍

  • @alanlawson4180
    @alanlawson4180 Месяц назад +14

    "Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end"....
    Some of his actions seem a tad harsh, but I'm with him on banning Fishing, Journalists, Lawyers and Lacoste jumpers, through.

  • @avanticurecanti9998
    @avanticurecanti9998 Месяц назад +54

    The Second Coming of Yakub (PBUH)

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +12

      Yakub's ppl brought us modern civilization and technology that took us to space.... put some respect on yakub's name

    • @avanticurecanti9998
      @avanticurecanti9998 Месяц назад

      @@commiehunter733 Nguema was only pretending to be retarded so he could murder black people. Yakubian 4d chess/tricknology.

    • @hank1556
      @hank1556 Месяц назад +7

      Praise be upon him

  • @PrinnyKnight
    @PrinnyKnight Месяц назад +20

    Mad Lads - Danny Trejo

    • @Majormoose1
      @Majormoose1 Месяц назад

      Definitely on board with this one... The guy was nails in prison (apparently)

  • @AReservoirDog
    @AReservoirDog Месяц назад +15

    Francisco Franco madlads when?

  • @gui1palmieri
    @gui1palmieri Месяц назад +7

    Hey, Dankula. As a Brazilian customs officer working in the border with Paraguay, I ask: please make a video about Paraguay war.

    • @vulpix2001
      @vulpix2001 20 дней назад

      Are you a Receita Federal officer? CDE, Salto or PJC?

  • @stagbeetle1050
    @stagbeetle1050 Месяц назад +6

    Yes, I had wanted a video on this guy for a long time!

  • @Barabbas_
    @Barabbas_ Месяц назад +3

    You have some of the best "historical" content on the internet

  • @foundwisdom
    @foundwisdom Месяц назад +2

    The best "Goofy Goober" I've heard in my 43 years. Kudos.
    Great video. Always wanted to hear more about this guy. Thanks.

  • @antonio_fidalgo
    @antonio_fidalgo Месяц назад +41

    This guy was mad, I'm surprised I never heard of him before.
    Moral of the story: Colonialism is not the worse thing that can happen to/in a country, what comes after can be 100 or 1000 times worse.
    And that the people need the right to own guns, just in case someday they stumble into a leader like this and have to deal with it.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 25 дней назад

      Colonialism was a net win for the colonized. They just never appreciate anything they were given. Because nobody likes having a foreign power invade and take over running things, even if they do a good job at running things.

  • @DisposableCowboy
    @DisposableCowboy Месяц назад +18

    This reeks of tricknology.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +9

      Praise his name.... yakub

    • @ChronusFatherofAll
      @ChronusFatherofAll Месяц назад +5

      ​@commiehunter733
      Every time I see Yakubs name I get this mental image flash of a melinated handsome squidward 😂

    • @thelaughingman3825
      @thelaughingman3825 3 дня назад +1

      pbuh

  • @Lordradost
    @Lordradost Месяц назад +7

    Dank, I think it'd be great if you'd do a report on "said continent's Old World beliefs", many that are still alive and well today.
    Whether it is the belief in the power of intent (graphic cases) to cures for AIDS, human medicine, etc.

  • @notshapedforsportivetricks2912
    @notshapedforsportivetricks2912 26 дней назад +2

    Well done, Dank. Never has the cultural and constitutional development of Canadia been so incisively explained.

  • @itcomesinwavves
    @itcomesinwavves Месяц назад +5

    36:15 the fact that people actually carried out those orders is incredible. Dictatorships on this level of stupidity have got to have a major impact on where we are as a species

  • @pedroj234
    @pedroj234 Месяц назад +15

    I'd rather this guy than our government right now

  • @santiass_fier4616
    @santiass_fier4616 21 день назад +5

    People keep giving us Americans shit for being the world police, and yet the U.N. being the world H.O.A. utterly baffles me.

  • @maxfightmaster4832
    @maxfightmaster4832 Месяц назад +3

    Your videos about Africa are always some of your best. In terms of crazy dictators I would love to see a video about Jean Bidel Bokassa, and for a really spicy video would be one on Ian Smith.

  • @laggingdragons
    @laggingdragons Месяц назад +12

    I am once again asking you to cover Kim Dotcom.

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 Месяц назад +1

      careful now. Kimble is a very petty man who handles grudges very poorly.

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 Месяц назад +33

    RIP Peter Lynch

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 Месяц назад +11

    4:20 - Dominican Republic doesn't count? Tell that to half of my cigars.

  • @sevensins3584
    @sevensins3584 Месяц назад +12

    Me and the voices in my head made a government and it sucks?!😢

  • @gd995
    @gd995 21 день назад +5

    Imagine being from a country that can't take independence from Britain and talking shit about another country like Belgium

  • @donopete1
    @donopete1 9 дней назад +4

    I'm perplexed as to why they didn't just choose a more suitable leader from the plethora of high IQ Africans

    • @TheMaggots
      @TheMaggots 8 дней назад +1

      Thats freaking hilarious 🤣

  • @jayf6206
    @jayf6206 Месяц назад +4

    You earned my like with "Shut up, yes you have."

  • @Emnewits
    @Emnewits Месяц назад +2

    An hour long dankula video makes any day a good day

  • @michaelhannah3954
    @michaelhannah3954 Месяц назад +5

    I can imagine fransisco saying
    "My point is I went crazy and smart enough to admit it"

  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 10 дней назад +2

    "Age of Empires 2: Nguema Edition"
    "Chieftain! We are in need of food, and there's no trucks to deliver it to us. That venison looks tasty!"
    Tutorial Narrator: "Use your child soldiers to hunt for gazelles. Then right click the dead animal to gather the food resource."

  • @davaanyamotgonbold3589
    @davaanyamotgonbold3589 Месяц назад +14

    Ahh, my favorite, crazy African dictator

  • @Blaze-ing
    @Blaze-ing Месяц назад +22

    Absolute mad lads Ronnie Coleman

    • @Streetjesus04
      @Streetjesus04 Месяц назад +2

      Yeahhhhh budddehhhhh

    • @RedEye330
      @RedEye330 Месяц назад +3

      LIGHT WEIGHT BEBEHHHHHHHH

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Месяц назад +1

      Wheelchair ♿️ ronnie... yeah buddy

  • @hayleylongster4698
    @hayleylongster4698 24 дня назад +5

    WTH does Pol Pot look like Elon Musk?!?! 😂

  • @oldmatejohnny686
    @oldmatejohnny686 Месяц назад +9

    EQUATORIAL GUINEA MENTIONED

  • @DevDog67
    @DevDog67 Месяц назад +11

    Hey mom! Dank's new Mad Lads video is up!

  • @manifesttruth7645
    @manifesttruth7645 10 дней назад +2

    You missed an introduction opportunity when introducing Francisco. Ecuadorian Guiana, under his rule was known as the Auschwitz of Africa. “ Francisco the monster of Malibu and father of Ecuador Guiana, the Auschwitz of Africa.”

  • @awatt
    @awatt Месяц назад +42

    Can we have this guy instead of Starmer's lot. He sounds far more responsible

  • @realmcafee
    @realmcafee Месяц назад +8

    often, schizophrenic leaders are not happy and very paranoid so the key is to choose to be a paranoid leader.

    • @TopShagger999
      @TopShagger999 Месяц назад

      I wouldn't be surprised if Stalin was a paranoid schizophrenic. He killed many of his own men because he didn't trust any of them.

  • @CatholicCanadianConservative
    @CatholicCanadianConservative Месяц назад +6

    Fun movie you gotta watch. African Kung Fu Nazis. Best film to come out of Africa. Hard to find, but it’s a pure gem.

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 Месяц назад +9

    There's a reason the isekai genre is heavily populated with harems and power fantasies.

  • @VladDracul-c6o
    @VladDracul-c6o Месяц назад +4

    Just wondering how many got the "Those rains in Africa have to be blessed" line. I actually did LOL

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 Месяц назад +5

    Never underestimate the power of being multilingual in the right place and time

  • @gabe_20xx
    @gabe_20xx Месяц назад +9

    5:30 "there are no inferior cultures"

  • @fluffywarfield
    @fluffywarfield Месяц назад +4

    Africa sounds like such a great place.

  • @luisacosta54
    @luisacosta54 Месяц назад +9

    Oh boy, those were the days

  • @KateYoung-l8u
    @KateYoung-l8u Месяц назад +4

    Your channel is a real treasure trove of inspiration. Thank you for your contribution!⛵️🚤🤝

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 Месяц назад +53

    “Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely. Absolute power attracts the corruptible.” - Frank Herbert
    While certainly one of the more crazier ones, this guy is the one of the reasons I use this quote when talking political theory.

    • @deusvultpictures6550
      @deusvultpictures6550 Месяц назад +12

      “With great power comes great fun”

    • @NovaSoldier
      @NovaSoldier Месяц назад +10

      I think that power doesnt necesarrely corrupt a person but it amplifies its personality

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Месяц назад +3

      @@NovaSoldier My thoughts as well.
      More so when I found a statistic that Washington DC has the highest sociopath per capita in the US.

    • @NovaSoldier
      @NovaSoldier Месяц назад +1

      @@NathanCassidy721 i would even be surprised tbh

    • @grimjoker5572
      @grimjoker5572 Месяц назад +6

      @@NovaSoldier
      True but seeking power shows inherent corruption which will only be amplified.
      "Great men have power thrust upon them."
      Anybody who's not trying to get out of power doesn't deserve to be in power.

  • @BatBreakr
    @BatBreakr Месяц назад

    Danky baby, love your stuff. Genuinely makes me smile to see you put up another one. Keep doing your thing man!

  • @viriathas9910
    @viriathas9910 Месяц назад +4

    Don't tease us with a Franco Mad Lad.

  • @kimjongun2540
    @kimjongun2540 Месяц назад +1

    Really need to sleep as I have been awake for 20 hours and have to catch a flight in 8hours but dankula has uploaded. Wouldn t be able to sleep if I didn t