Stalins Cannibal Island

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @KingoftheLizardz
    @KingoftheLizardz Месяц назад +1657

    Real cannibalism hasn't been tried yet

    • @sethr.c1065
      @sethr.c1065 Месяц назад +31

      @@KingoftheLizardz First comment to make me laugh 😂

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 Месяц назад +31

      I love pretending humans are above animals.

    • @Clingerman93
      @Clingerman93 Месяц назад +23

      ​@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 and this pampered life people live today has made them weaker then ever too so I give it a couple of days before "upper" class citizens turn cannibal, let alone when times really do turn truly hard.

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 Месяц назад +19

      @@Clingerman93 A couple of days? Do you think humans have the metabolism of The Flash mate?

    • @doctordice2doctordice210
      @doctordice2doctordice210 Месяц назад +16

      Real “edgy 14 year old 4chaner” hours in this comment section

  • @MDTako
    @MDTako Месяц назад +1123

    "And remember children; if you ever think "no, the government would never do that", oh yes they would"

    • @roji556
      @roji556 Месяц назад +38

      Sure but Dank’s end message about government being universally bad is dumb. Societies don’t function without Government and Government itself isn’t inherently bad.

    • @petervonfroster8i
      @petervonfroster8i Месяц назад

      @@roji556 cope harder

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 Месяц назад +15

      I love pretending humans are above animals.

    • @mo07r1
      @mo07r1 Месяц назад

      Ok I’ll play…
      Name 1 government that never in effect said “rules for thee, and not for me”
      Name 1 government that doesn’t have leaders richer than the average citizen, no matter how much they preach “equality”.
      Name 1 government that holds themselves as accountable as they do petty criminals.
      Really the only difference of governments is the degree of the atrocity.
      Governments are made of people, and there is little reason to assume they will be more moral than the individuals that make up the larger group.
      Not believing the evidence which we call “history” doesn’t make it any less true. Humans do not live up to our ideals, and governments tend to do even less.

    • @thebigh4752
      @thebigh4752 Месяц назад

      Government is staffed by people just as dumb as everyone else, except they also seek power.

  • @theraccoonpope1682
    @theraccoonpope1682 Месяц назад +1202

    Yknow, I’m starting to think that maybe this Stalin guy wasn’t the best of people

    • @mariolopez-oi2td
      @mariolopez-oi2td Месяц назад +130

      This guy was a real jerk

    • @mastercage2570
      @mastercage2570 Месяц назад +65

      i think ya might be onto something

    • @patrickcovault2280
      @patrickcovault2280 Месяц назад +48

      I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding

    • @scockery
      @scockery Месяц назад +53

      If he'd lived longer, we'd see his grander vision. But he was Stalin for time.

    • @dememeitized8048
      @dememeitized8048 Месяц назад +83

      He was actually worse then Hitler, but theybdont bring that up

  • @Khan.WrathOf
    @Khan.WrathOf Месяц назад +333

    This wasn't a case of bureaucratic oversite or incompetence. The Soviet/Commie government knew exactly what they were doing.

    • @shatterscape
      @shatterscape 27 дней назад +3

      Its capitalist propaganda

    • @MrNinjaman63
      @MrNinjaman63 27 дней назад +39

      @@shatterscape aye comrade 3 rations of kvass for this post

    • @sjfs231
      @sjfs231 24 дня назад

      @@shatterscape you're right, the factual event that actually happened and is on USSR official records is capitalist propaganda...

    • @pieeater108
      @pieeater108 24 дня назад

      Hmm yes, I’d only ever be willing to organise a horrific event like this for people I really despise. Who would really hate Russian people, and happen to be a different peoples ruling USSR? The whole of Stalin’s cabinet? J-something Bolshevism?

    • @jaflob6610
      @jaflob6610 22 дня назад +13

      @@shatterscape+100 social credit points comrade

  • @sweettorello
    @sweettorello 29 дней назад +350

    Dankula does not feel suicidal and is not contemplating self harm.

    • @thomaslink9020
      @thomaslink9020 25 дней назад +23

      He is also an excellent swimmer and is always careful around stairs.

    • @NoPeacekeeper2008
      @NoPeacekeeper2008 22 дня назад +10

      I’ve heard he has no food allergies whatsoever either

    • @KyleZellers-kx3yd
      @KyleZellers-kx3yd 21 день назад +4

      I sure am though. So hey, government. If you’re reading this, you can come off me any time now. Getting tired of waiting.

    • @Dr-Alexander-The-Great
      @Dr-Alexander-The-Great 20 дней назад +3

      I’m surprised RUclips let you post that comment

    • @Threemore650
      @Threemore650 19 дней назад

      @@Dr-Alexander-The-Great
      It is very twitchy on this posting.

  • @MichaelMiller-xj1ti
    @MichaelMiller-xj1ti Месяц назад +1805

    The F in communism stands for food, so apparently the C stands for cannibalism.

    • @cboytv6735
      @cboytv6735 Месяц назад

      No such thing as communism or capitalism the term is JUDAISM

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Месяц назад +33

      I love this saying I want a bumper sticker if I was lame and had bumper stickers

    • @Munchiesmanz
      @Munchiesmanz Месяц назад +38

      In soviet Russia, food eats you!

    • @mustax1
      @mustax1 Месяц назад +15

      And the J stands for Judaism

    • @Frostytip5
      @Frostytip5 Месяц назад +3

      I don’t get it :(

  • @Etymon-jt3zw
    @Etymon-jt3zw Месяц назад +463

    "Dark humor is like food not everybody gets it."
    Old Russian joke

    • @zdancrk
      @zdancrk 24 дня назад +4

      That's a joke worth having a shot of vodka for. 👏👏👏🥂🍻

  • @davidlewis6728
    @davidlewis6728 Месяц назад +105

    17:05 "those who had nothing sought to take from those who had little" what a poignant description of communism.

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 28 дней назад +72

    Since I was in secondary school, we were taught the horrors of the second world War, the nazi death camps and hitlers regime.
    We were not taught in school the horrors of Starlins communist regime and what he did to his own, I had to learn it independently outside of school.
    Tells you all you need to know about the schools system in the UK.

    • @BDaltonYoung
      @BDaltonYoung 27 дней назад +19

      It was the same in the USA. They made sure to cover the Holocaust in Europe, but never taught anything about Stalin/Mao. It is disgraceful.

    • @christonks5319
      @christonks5319 26 дней назад

      Every year there's a ww2 nazi Hollywood movie.
      School we where taught anything german was nazi and poor jews.
      Keep learning for yourself because Hollywood and your government education is just propaganda

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 26 дней назад

      Exactly the same in Canada. We learned the Holo inside out but they paid barest lipservice to the CCCP

    • @prestijmaya8760
      @prestijmaya8760 22 дня назад +8

      Same in Canada.

    • @dylancain1636
      @dylancain1636 13 дней назад +8

      They cry out in pain as they strike you

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 Месяц назад +1778

    The average Redditor be like: "Uh acktually it wasn't TRUE communism."

    • @strongback6550
      @strongback6550 Месяц назад +58

      It was a stateless, moneyless society devoid of corrupting effects of capital, what are you on about?

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug Месяц назад

      Communists are like skaven. Every single individual, from the highest warlord to the lowliest ditch digger, every one of them believes that HE has the one foolproof plan that will lead them all to glory. And if he could only lie, cheat, manipulate, backstab, bully, threaten and/or intimidate everyone else into doing as he says, then we will at last have the one true system that works. And whenever one of them does scheme his way to the top and his plan doesn't work, well, of course it wasn't going to work, because it wasn't MY plan.

    • @billmelater6470
      @billmelater6470 Месяц назад +205

      @@strongback6550 Redditors have no honest idea what Communism is or anything for that matter.

    • @muhdiversity7409
      @muhdiversity7409 Месяц назад +41

      Hasn't been tried, apparently.

    • @Corvusstorage
      @Corvusstorage Месяц назад +95

      @@strongback6550 "stateless" "moneyless " I cant just put in the words how much wrong you are here, i hope this is a joke.
      If i say something like that to my Mom she will laughs to the death.
      True Communisms "the closest" was achieved only in Cambodia and as you know "didn't go well."

  • @valhallasrevenge
    @valhallasrevenge Месяц назад +409

    i read the title and went "oh boy, we're in for a ride."

    • @MolternK
      @MolternK Месяц назад +7

      same

    • @sporkinstien6571
      @sporkinstien6571 Месяц назад +7

      Bruh I layed down for bed and said "I think I got time for this one" lmao

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 Месяц назад +6

      Russian cannibal holocaust a stoned journalist telling of the story

    • @Grunfffff
      @Grunfffff Месяц назад +1

      It's truly dreadful to hear/read for first time

  • @rebellaniefanclubholstein
    @rebellaniefanclubholstein Месяц назад +782

    the most normal communist island

    • @dillonhunt1720
      @dillonhunt1720 Месяц назад +36

      Look up the Valaam island. Instead of giving disabled WW2 vets a place in a victory parade they rounded them up in every major Soviet city and dumped them on the island north of Leningrad just so nobody had to look at the depressing societal parasites anymore. The Gulag Archipelago was a litteral archipelago.

    • @Gguy061
      @Gguy061 Месяц назад +4

      One could say governments have an appetite for this kind of thing

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 Месяц назад +2

      I love pretending humans are above animals.

    • @33Monkeys33
      @33Monkeys33 29 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thekunninglinguist2397
      @thekunninglinguist2397 29 дней назад

      The sort of camp Democrats want to put Trump voters in

  • @davidtherope4407
    @davidtherope4407 Месяц назад +320

    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn said in the gulag archipelago that if the nkvd had 11 persons on a snatch list to grab from an apartment and found only 9 in there, they would grab another 2 from the adjacent apartment.
    After enough mistreatment, everyone signed the confessions.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester Месяц назад +19

      Everyone should read that.

    • @7PNTCman5
      @7PNTCman5 Месяц назад +7

      @@davidtherope4407 yes
      Iron Felix

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 Месяц назад +18

      This is just weird. If it happend in a capitalist society people would correctly interpret this as interloping meddling Jewry.

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 Месяц назад

      ​@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 So if the government of a capitalist society became authoritarian, people would automatically assume that it's the Jews fault, and you think that's somehow a logical thing to assume?
      Nazi Germany was capitalist. Was that the fault of the Jews as well?

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 29 дней назад +29

      ​@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650they did notice, but that was another reason youd be sent to a gulag. For noticing. Infact, solznitzin himself said the guards didnt speak russian. They spoke yiddish instead.
      Interesting isnt it.

  • @TheLibertarianCapitalistUSA
    @TheLibertarianCapitalistUSA Месяц назад +391

    "Karl Marx was not a man from the proletariat. He was the son of a lawyer. He did not have to work to go to the university. He studied at the university in the same way as do the sons of well-to-do people today. Later, and for the rest of his life, he was supported by his friend Friedrich Engels, who-being a manufacturer-was the worst type of 'bourgeois,' according to socialist ideas. In the language of Marxism, he was an exploiter." Ludwig von Mises

    • @BQD_Central
      @BQD_Central Месяц назад

      and he still lived like a bum. and fucked his maid.

    • @eodmax85
      @eodmax85 Месяц назад +82

      He also bankrupted and abandoned his wife and children.

    • @kronictonic
      @kronictonic Месяц назад +16

      That's very interesting and something I didn't know about Marx. Thanks

    • @TheLibertarianCapitalistUSA
      @TheLibertarianCapitalistUSA Месяц назад +9

      @@eodmax85 Also true.

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust Месяц назад

      Shut up! If people know about communism they'll never let us implement a communist distatorshi... I mean utopia.

  • @Captain_Hapton
    @Captain_Hapton 26 дней назад +22

    "the only reason history remembers Hitler as up to his neck in blood is because he's standing on Stalin's shoulders."

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 8 дней назад

      True. Plus the histories were written by Marxists.

  • @matiktherapper7094
    @matiktherapper7094 Месяц назад +244

    My mom has a pug and i have a mission I'll keep you posted on my progress comrades

    • @ericmarley7060
      @ericmarley7060 Месяц назад +7

      Best of luck!

    • @MichaelNorthrup-c1r
      @MichaelNorthrup-c1r Месяц назад +40

      @@matiktherapper7094 OUR mom has OUR Pug, Comrade!

    • @matiktherapper7094
      @matiktherapper7094 Месяц назад +16

      @@MichaelNorthrup-c1r yes comrade how could I be so foolish

    • @trainshavewheels
      @trainshavewheels Месяц назад +9

      ​@@matiktherapper7094 Too late comrade. Now, get in the back of the truck.

    • @RampinUp46
      @RampinUp46 29 дней назад

      @@matiktherapper7094 Property is theft comrade, now please face the wall

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg Месяц назад +240

    Kulak's back on the menu, boys.

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 Месяц назад +20

      Translate the word literally and you'll see how right you are

    • @SJ-ss5bf
      @SJ-ss5bf 27 дней назад +1

      Not gonna lie... best summation of this video.

    • @craftyukraine
      @craftyukraine 27 дней назад +1

      You actually said that “fist” is back on the menu.😂

  • @teddyroosevelt79
    @teddyroosevelt79 Месяц назад +520

    I didn't know Stalin was ever in control of Haiti. Huh, the more you know..

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Месяц назад

      Well Hitler was in controll of most arab countries. Even the palies (who were infact the first to contact him)

    • @michaelgautreaux3168
      @michaelgautreaux3168 Месяц назад +12

      🫕

    • @arkoftruth5583
      @arkoftruth5583 Месяц назад +44

      Stalin is eating the cats! He's eating the dogs!

    • @mrsir2254
      @mrsir2254 Месяц назад

      No dude. That's what the Demorats are doing in Area Woke 1.

    • @benmeech4972
      @benmeech4972 Месяц назад

      Animal sacrifice is part of their culture bigot 😂😂

  • @johnkerr4551
    @johnkerr4551 Месяц назад +156

    "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.....they're eating my leg and my wife".

    • @craftyukraine
      @craftyukraine 27 дней назад +6

      Unfortunately, your comment is a 100% truth.

  • @pablod6872
    @pablod6872 Месяц назад +27

    I never get tired of Dank's pronunciation of "murrh-durrh".

  • @balvenieboy8323
    @balvenieboy8323 Месяц назад +408

    Read about this in the gulag archipelago, truly horrific

    • @praetorxian
      @praetorxian Месяц назад

      Read it, and 1984, and Animal Farm. But Communism is the path forward…l 🤮

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад +28

      I read this in Jordan Peterson's voice

    • @brentharlow3559
      @brentharlow3559 Месяц назад

      @@n4ughty_knight Just read the damn book bucko.

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 Месяц назад +50

      ​@@n4ughty_knightJordan never will bring up the Js role, which is talked about in the book

    • @iceman5117
      @iceman5117 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@padraig5335the what's role? I think you had a typo

  • @Ban-Milk-Enjoyer
    @Ban-Milk-Enjoyer Месяц назад +300

    Two madlads in one week?
    We eatin good tonight.

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur Месяц назад +74

      Unlike the commies at least.

    • @Sir......
      @Sir...... Месяц назад +10

      madLAND (island)

    • @MaphistosChosen
      @MaphistosChosen Месяц назад +24

      Meat's back on the menu boys!

    • @Jamie-ds1gf
      @Jamie-ds1gf Месяц назад +7

      It's because dank gave his editor two bottles of buckfast instead of one this week 😂

    • @ShermanistDruid
      @ShermanistDruid Месяц назад +2

      @@tomtheconqerur You marvelous bastard was gonna say the same thing :D

  • @enzoofelba
    @enzoofelba Месяц назад +337

    Soviet cuisine at its finest!

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 Месяц назад +24

      Or Haitian?

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад +8

      @@Wired4Life2 Or Ginese? (They also ate a bunch of people. Mainly farmers and entire families).

    • @derekwhite9932
      @derekwhite9932 Месяц назад +5

      Brutal

    • @pautkd1471
      @pautkd1471 Месяц назад +5

      The only cuisine they had

    • @CyphersBasement
      @CyphersBasement Месяц назад

      You should know that communists taste like shit.

  • @cantsay2205
    @cantsay2205 Месяц назад +67

    They called it a failure, but it was really a success in those demons' eyes. They got what they wanted. They knew what would happen, sending people to that hellhole. They knew damn well how it would end up. They wanted those prisoners dead. They wanted them to freeze. To starve. To suffer. To die. Their only "failure" in their eyes is that there were survivors and witnesses.

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 28 дней назад +20

    "You don't think... you just eat." What a haunting line

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 Месяц назад +151

    *helicopter propellor noises intensify*

    • @DanStevenson
      @DanStevenson Месяц назад +4

      Start handing out free ticks for the ride!

    • @VoluntaryPlanet
      @VoluntaryPlanet Месяц назад +4

      Helicopter propeller also known as: rotor

  • @DaMaster012
    @DaMaster012 28 дней назад +23

    5:35 Make it make sense? Oh, that's easy. In fact, Razorfist made sense of it years ago:
    "Read enough Marx, and one fact comes screaming immutably into focus; Marx, and subsequently Marxists, don't hate robber barons and tyrants, they hate that THEY'RE not the robber barons and tyrants."

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 8 дней назад

      Bingo. I actually talked to some back before things got so you couldn't talk to them because I really wanted to understand them. They're not mad because there was a plantation or abuse of political power. They were mad because they (and I quote) "didn't get their turn." I shit you not. They came out and said it flat out. They want the power to abuse power.

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 Месяц назад +94

    Kier Starmer's next policy plan to reduce prison numbers. I wonder if Peter Lynch was merely the first course?

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 Месяц назад +4

      Only difference is he'll be more selective with who gets sent there. Gotta stay on brand.

    • @hayleylongster4698
      @hayleylongster4698 28 дней назад

      Apparently a couple of ppl have been beaten up by Muslim gangs already

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn Месяц назад +117

    "WhAt ThE sOvIeT uNiOn DiD wAsN't LeFt WiNg ViOlEnCe" Abridged version of what Hassan said.

  • @OttarErOsom
    @OttarErOsom Месяц назад +82

    Wikipedia Early Life section of Genrikh Yagoda and Matvei Berman

  • @Dog_in_tree
    @Dog_in_tree Месяц назад +96

    "The rech get recher, and the poour get poouerrer"

    • @northwestpassage6234
      @northwestpassage6234 Месяц назад +6

      I was going to mock the way he said poor but then I realized it’s just poo with an r at the end which is how it’s spelt and I say it the same way as I say pour so maybe he’s right.

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree Месяц назад +14

      @@northwestpassage6234 I'll never not laugh at the way he says murder "mar dar" 🤣

    • @oldtruthteller2512
      @oldtruthteller2512 Месяц назад +5

      My son's wife won't listen to Dank because of his speech. 😅

    • @shawnthompson2303
      @shawnthompson2303 29 дней назад +1

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Waylon_Gnash
      @Waylon_Gnash 6 дней назад

      it sounds like it hurts to talk when you're scottish.

  • @Interrobang212
    @Interrobang212 Месяц назад +83

    "But it wouldnt happen to me"

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 29 дней назад +1

      Arnold Leese moment

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 29 дней назад +5

      “That’s not REEEAAALL communism. We’ll totally get it right this time.”

  • @PhreddiePhatPhlaps
    @PhreddiePhatPhlaps Месяц назад +83

    A story about cannibalism? Hold on, let me get my ham and bacon covered bbq chicken, don't wanna get hungry now do I?

  • @JayWilkins-zh7fx
    @JayWilkins-zh7fx Месяц назад +19

    I never understood how so many times people endedup in situations like this wth no supplies yet they were still given cigarettes 😂

  • @khironkinney1667
    @khironkinney1667 Месяц назад +39

    Going from over 6,000 people to under 2000 people is far more than just being decimated. A decimated population is 10% I know I'm being pedantic but interaction helps with the algorithm. I'm just doing my part cuz I love Count Dracula's content

    • @PigSticker-wm2tq
      @PigSticker-wm2tq Месяц назад

      True

    • @sakamotosan1887
      @sakamotosan1887 Месяц назад +3

      You could be pedantic in another sense by saying that the meaning of 'decimated' has shifted over time to mean something closer to 'devastated'. But only if you want to..

    • @ligmasack9038
      @ligmasack9038 29 дней назад +1

      You must have failed at Math, because 10% of 6000 would be 600; and proof that Commies could even f*ck up a Wet-Dream.

    • @khironkinney1667
      @khironkinney1667 29 дней назад +5

      @@ligmasack9038 no you misunderstand the term decimation means that 10% of the population is destroyed so the the term is often used inaccurately you must have failed English

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 29 дней назад +2

      @@khironkinney1667
      Didn’t the term originate from a punishment among the Roman legion where a unit that really messed up would be groups of ten, forged to draw lots, and whoever got the short stick was beaten to death by the other 9 men.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Месяц назад +132

    This is going to give 2 tier comrade Keir some ideas! 😂
    Own nothing and be happy

  • @jessevance7252
    @jessevance7252 Месяц назад +495

    “bUT thAT waSNT reAL CoMmUnisM!”

    • @FrostyBob99
      @FrostyBob99 Месяц назад +11

      😂 Exactly!

    • @bradleysmith2021
      @bradleysmith2021 Месяц назад +29

      And anything they complain about isn't real capitalism.
      We can play "nuh-uh" too.

    • @nickstarlingch
      @nickstarlingch Месяц назад +46

      ​@bradleysmith2021 Capitalism is the only good system and any alternative that's even remotely socialist does not work. Their complaints are lame.

    • @MugenHeadNinja
      @MugenHeadNinja Месяц назад

      @@nickstarlingch dogshit take and bordering on just being pathetic.

    • @Grunfffff
      @Grunfffff Месяц назад

      Ofcourse not! They had people to eat ffs. In true communism you don't get anything.

  • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
    @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Месяц назад +37

    What they did to the guard's girlfriend is legit one of the most agonizing and horrible things I've ever read. Like out of a "Crossed" comic book issue.

    • @ruskibot7745
      @ruskibot7745 Месяц назад +10

      Guard's girlfriend?

    • @Ratnoseterry
      @Ratnoseterry 29 дней назад +12

      ​@@ruskibot7745 the woman who was tied to the tree and carved up alive

  • @DamagedF0X
    @DamagedF0X 28 дней назад +15

    "Dictatorships are where they're just being honest about it and democracies are where they're lying about it."
    Yup.....

  • @AlexanderJH
    @AlexanderJH 29 дней назад +9

    My Grandma was sent to Siberia, she had heard stories of a woman getting pulled apart with tractors because she drew a silhouette resembling stalin.

  • @CraigChristism
    @CraigChristism Месяц назад +54

    You just don't understand... real cannibal Island just hasn't been tried yet...

  • @GerardPerry
    @GerardPerry Месяц назад +83

    I misread this as "Carnival Island" at first, and thought, "what's so bad about that?"

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 Месяц назад +53

    First minute in a half felt like the Twilight Zone and I somehow jumped into an alternate reality where Dank was a breadtuber

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Месяц назад +22

    Haha no way, He does read comments. Asked him to do this story Months ago! Good lad Danky Boy!

    • @hank1556
      @hank1556 Месяц назад +7

      No he doesn't lmao

    • @Waylon_Gnash
      @Waylon_Gnash 6 дней назад

      he did the steven seagal episode like six days after someone dropped a video of steven seagal being a douche in shorts and there was a huge argument about how legit he was in comments. i'm sure said argument takes place 24 hours a day on the internet somewhere though right? same coincidence happened to me when dankula made that video. i still get random interactions from that comment thread occasionally. they're still having that argument for sure. lol

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 26 дней назад +6

    in the words of Isaiah Wendigoon, "if you ever find yourself thinking 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would"

  • @NavigatorPlays
    @NavigatorPlays Месяц назад +47

    “Horror! Scary! Nightmare! COMMUNISM” in the the thumbnail 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 Месяц назад +10

      So just a single word written in four different ways

  • @billmelater6470
    @billmelater6470 Месяц назад +183

    Remember kids: Collectivism ALWAYS leads to authoritarianism and suffering.

    • @jpettit27
      @jpettit27 Месяц назад +15

      Authoritarianism in itself doesn’t lead to suffering. Germany in the 1930s was very authoritarian under the national socialists but they quickly became the most advanced civilization in world history at that point. The standard of living was extremely high for the average German citizen. Then the capitalist Jews and the communist Jews teamed up to destroy it, but being less authoritarian wouldn’t have changed that.

    • @billmelater6470
      @billmelater6470 Месяц назад

      @@jpettit27 How convenient for you that you not only ignore the time period you call out but also ignore what came next. Not to mention how convenient it is that the Joos take whatever form you require of them.
      I'll be honest I didn't expect that much of a smooth brain take in a response. You sound like you'd favor the WEF. You know, to "advance" us.

    • @diabolicalfox
      @diabolicalfox Месяц назад +34

      ​@jpettit27 sure. Its always the js, definitely not because authoritarianism sucks 🙄

    • @revan1202
      @revan1202 Месяц назад

      ​@diabolicalfox Sure now tell me how many nazi countries exist and have collapsed vs communist ones

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 Месяц назад +8

      @@jpettit27 Oy Vey

  • @mummila
    @mummila Месяц назад +33

    That Lenin photo surprised me so that I nearly swallowed my tongue

  • @МикаельМнацаканян
    @МикаельМнацаканян Месяц назад +16

    As the theme of the video is Russia can i ask you make an absolute mad lads video about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, nicknamed "the mad baron", an absolute mad lad and one of most interesting characters in Russian civil war? Imperial officer, who essentialy was the liberator and first leader of independent mongolia, converted to Buddhism and made his life quest to restore Mongolian empire from the shambles. Besides that he was a general in far eastern white army, has done a lot of war crimes, had the most badass personal gun imaginable, was fighting a panmongolian nationalist from Russia and self proclaimed reincarnation of Mahakala, a buddhist god of time and destruction and many many other things.

  • @ferretman6790
    @ferretman6790 Месяц назад +3

    “You don’t think. You just eat.”
    -CaseOh

  • @WubbaLubbaDubDubs
    @WubbaLubbaDubDubs Месяц назад +20

    The "eating ladies one way, and not the other" comment at the end have earned his man at least a few good times 😂

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Месяц назад +157

    “But REAL cannibal Island has never been done!”
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @maryethequene240
    @maryethequene240 Месяц назад +92

    Tankies defending this incoming

    • @worldofdoom995
      @worldofdoom995 Месяц назад +18

      if you can find two tankies that watch dankula I will buy you a 12 pack of brew of your choice.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Месяц назад +19

      @@worldofdoom995 Can I say that I'm one of them so he's halfway there to getting some free beer? I'm actually not, but I wanna see this person get some alcohol.

    • @hallowed_grounds
      @hallowed_grounds Месяц назад

      ​​@@lordpumpkinhead265fuck it. Sign me up. Share the beer.
      It's the communist way

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 Месяц назад

      @@worldofdoom995^

    • @maryethequene240
      @maryethequene240 29 дней назад

      @@worldofdoom995 @lordpumpkinhead265 please gib alcohol

  • @shibawarrior17
    @shibawarrior17 10 дней назад +1

    That ending speech on how evil Government is, is so accurate. Well corporations can be as evil aswell, but its good point

  • @HectorSpector
    @HectorSpector Месяц назад +9

    Guards on the island: "Ivan... are we the badies"?

  • @Rick_Cleland
    @Rick_Cleland Месяц назад +81

    _Aardvark's spade-like claws allow them to dig_
    _through termite mounds to feast on the insects within._
    _Aardvark's can eat up to around 50,000 termites in one night._

    • @Trve_Kvlt
      @Trve_Kvlt Месяц назад +16

      Fuck yeah, Aardvarks

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland Месяц назад +17

      _Puffins shed the colourful outer parts of_
      _their bills after the breeding season,_
      _leaving a smaller and duller beak._

    • @mariolopez-oi2td
      @mariolopez-oi2td Месяц назад +3

      @@Rick_Cleland Need more facts

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland Месяц назад +17

      _Penguins often slide on their tummies over ice and snow._
      _This is called tobogganing. Researchers believe they_
      _do this for fun and as an efficient way to travel._

    • @CarlDavies27
      @CarlDavies27 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Rick_Clelandmore please🤞🤌🫱🙏

  • @AngronsLeftNut
    @AngronsLeftNut Месяц назад +43

    Starmer let you borrow his hat?

    • @Username18981
      @Username18981 Месяц назад +2

      That was a SNP hat. They are similar.

  • @jonathanjackgoodman2764
    @jonathanjackgoodman2764 Месяц назад +24

    Avoid the cannibals and don't become one. A good philosophy.

  • @Borya42
    @Borya42 Месяц назад +25

    Why do fascists hate starvation and cannibalism so much?

    • @markus5237
      @markus5237 Месяц назад +9

      They aren't tolerant enough to recognise such wonderful and beautiful practices.

    • @Pladderkasse
      @Pladderkasse Месяц назад

      Their bigoted minds are simply not inclusive enough to realize that anyone can identify as "food".

    • @SangiinKherem
      @SangiinKherem 29 дней назад

      Yeah cuz nobody starved during the Holocaust or the German Invasion of Poland and russia

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 28 дней назад

      Fascists, socialists, and communists hatred of each other has absolutely nothing to do with morality, because they're all evil. Their interminable feud has everything to do with the fact that all three of them want to establish their own monoparty, statist dictatorship, thereby putting them in direct competition with each other for an iron throne that cannot be shared.
      And then there's the neocons, who are the fifth wheel in that three-way fight.

    • @BenitoSaladczar
      @BenitoSaladczar 26 дней назад

      ​@@cowboy4378he was being facetious.

  • @IdleDrifter
    @IdleDrifter Месяц назад +5

    Count Dankula is in good health and sound mind. He is not going to self delete from this plane of existence.

  • @Purifiedbyfire420
    @Purifiedbyfire420 Месяц назад +19

    Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase eat me 😂😂

  • @TheHaiko117
    @TheHaiko117 Месяц назад +43

    Whaaaat? Soviets enjoying voilence and watching crimes agains humanity like sports? Cant imagine something like this, right?

  • @jeremywells9019
    @jeremywells9019 29 дней назад +6

    Look up what happened to all the homeless unemployable Soviet veterans after WW2. They floated them downriver on barges never to be seen again...

  • @thomaschampion5221
    @thomaschampion5221 29 дней назад +1

    Wow. Even though I already knew the majority of this, your presentation is far better than that of any history teacher I ever had.

  • @ZugzugZugzugson
    @ZugzugZugzugson 24 дня назад +3

    "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats."
    if you thought that sounded unbelievable and/or unlikely, have a gander at this.

    • @Trve_Kvlt
      @Trve_Kvlt 23 дня назад

      This is fully and completely different. Why are you even trying to compare them? Literally apples to oranges.

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer Месяц назад +25

    I'd hoped. Sincerely even. That this was propaganda. It appears it wasn't.

  • @4nubi5
    @4nubi5 Месяц назад +13

    I used to think the russian sleep experiment creepypasta was horrible but this real soviet canibal horror is even worse.

  • @Black-WhiteMagician
    @Black-WhiteMagician 29 дней назад +2

    Most based final statement. Love you bro

  • @LeTon75
    @LeTon75 28 дней назад +6

    I actually participated in cannibalism as a child unknowingly.
    My father was an embalmer for a South London funeral directors in the 80s and would regularly bring home, the hearts, liver and kidneys from the bodies he worked on for my mum to cook.
    She mostly made pies and stews with them.
    Back then we would regularly eat liver and bacon, stuffed hearts, steak and kidney pie etc.
    As I said I didn't know about it until a few years ago when my mum told me after having a few to many sherries.
    She basically said that times where hard back then and the way they both saw it was it's just like animal meat once cooked and tasted no different.
    My dad has long since passed so I only have my mum word for it but his m8s down pub did used to call him Hannibal.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 7 дней назад +1

      What in the fuck

    • @LeTon75
      @LeTon75 7 дней назад +1

      @cabnbeeschurgr what do you mean? We were very poor plus I was a kid

  • @HHh-ug4oe
    @HHh-ug4oe Месяц назад +18

    Remember learning about this year's ago gotta be in the top 100 worst things Soviet union did

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Месяц назад +8

    Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads.
    Colton Harris Moore aka The Barefoot Bandit: Real Life GTA Character.
    Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them.
    Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver.
    George Jung: American Drug Smuggler
    Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella
    Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade.
    Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs
    Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK
    Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed
    Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal
    Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman
    Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo

  • @graemebarnes3445
    @graemebarnes3445 Месяц назад +10

    I love the wee loveheart stalin and lenin pics

  • @infurnus89
    @infurnus89 29 дней назад +2

    Hey Dank, the rant you made at the end. I need it.

  • @irishnotsane9365
    @irishnotsane9365 28 дней назад +2

    I was so hoping to see you cover this after hearing about it and Stalin killed everybody that would have been able to do what he wanted as was exposed in WWII. Also the female eaten alive was possibly the lover of one of the guards who had left the island in hopes of getting her out and was receiving a promotion (he was later killed as part of the island incident). Nothing can truly stay hidden

  • @Jekyll_Jackal
    @Jekyll_Jackal Месяц назад +7

    An appropriate video subject in honor of The Spooky Season

  • @nihilistlivesmatter
    @nihilistlivesmatter Месяц назад +5

    This gives me an idea for a more effective disincentive than the 'Rue and her' plan

  • @TheGreener121
    @TheGreener121 26 дней назад +5

    This is what modern leftists crave.

  • @amandaszymczak388
    @amandaszymczak388 21 день назад +2

    On paper, sharing everything equally sounds great! But when sharing suffering, starvation an poverty is the baseline, not so great. Riches have, and will never be, shared

  • @sepheroth350z1
    @sepheroth350z1 22 дня назад +2

    Your rant at the end made me want to be your friend,

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade Месяц назад +7

    If we're doing the horrors of the USSR, look at Vozrozhdeniya Island where the soviets developed their bioweapons (and had several nearby outbreaks of weaponized smallpox and anthrax because... USSR) and the Kyshtym disaster where they buried nuclear waste under a lake until it overheated and exploded, releasing a cloud of radioactive particles that flowed over some of the surrounding villages, a cloud which was so radioactive that it was visibly glowing. The police then denied to the natives that anything had happened for days... Because USSR.

    • @SangiinKherem
      @SangiinKherem 29 дней назад

      Moral of the story: slavs and especially russians are incompetent

  • @Veersinsky
    @Veersinsky Месяц назад +3

    You can not imagine for how long I've been waiting for this video! Tankies are getting very upset when someone tells story of this island. Tankies attempt to justify this by saying "This thing was caused by excesses of local authorities, and later they were punished" This fact will bring those innocent people back, for sure!
    BTW it is nAAzino island, not nazEEno. But anyway, great job, товарищ Данкула!

  • @avanticurecanti9998
    @avanticurecanti9998 Месяц назад +10

    Now I understand the Chinese love for communism.

  • @jeremongrel
    @jeremongrel 27 дней назад +1

    Dankula, your outro to this video gave me chills

  • @Xplora213
    @Xplora213 Месяц назад +1

    Saw this on another channel ages ago. One of THE most harrowing tales in all history.

  • @alexashley6514
    @alexashley6514 20 дней назад +3

    Don't worry guys, they investigated themselves and found nothing wrong.

  • @wehaveitathome
    @wehaveitathome Месяц назад +25

    Long pig BBQ!!!

  • @matthewcasey5059
    @matthewcasey5059 29 дней назад +3

    I remembered reading this horrific story in Gulag Archipelago.

  • @randomhero4231
    @randomhero4231 Месяц назад +2

    Best final quote to end a video yet on this channel

  • @tripplefives1402
    @tripplefives1402 29 дней назад +2

    The irony of Karl Marx being a rich guy who never held a job who lived in a mansion with servants who took care of his every need.

  • @undonebassist8783
    @undonebassist8783 Месяц назад +13

    We’re one step from a Donner Party mad lad

  • @buckaroooooo
    @buckaroooooo Месяц назад +6

    Would make a gripping horror movie. Of course, Hollywood doesn’t like to portray the evils of communism.

  • @MrGanomede
    @MrGanomede 26 дней назад +1

    Here's a classic dank quote:
    "People of Gotham City: you have until midnight tonight to name them."

  • @jaanzi4347
    @jaanzi4347 29 дней назад +2

    "Guns don't kill people, the government does."
    -Rusty Shackleford

  • @knoxklay11
    @knoxklay11 Месяц назад +16

    The bernie voter cries out in pain as you diss cannibalism

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 28 дней назад

      "Eyou knauw, it's fuhnny; saumetaiemes, Americans taulk abaout hoauw bayd kaummunizum eisz, becauwze kaummunest caountrees kreeate cannibawl eyelands... DAT'S A GOOUD THING! Ein nawn-kaummunest caountrees, the poour dauon't get to eete the booshgwahzee, and the poour stauwrve to deyath!" - Evil, Lazy Larry David

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol 27 дней назад

      Listen pal, dah tahp wun puhsent must pay and breadlines are a goot thing

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 8 дней назад

      Ayeughughuh... *Perpetual hand-wringing.*

  • @sakyabrataburmanroy3012
    @sakyabrataburmanroy3012 28 дней назад +3

    Yagoda and Berman ..... Hmm really suspicious surnames . Surnames belong to the Tribe.

    • @Mr.Bobcat1776
      @Mr.Bobcat1776 28 дней назад +2

      Just another "coincidence"

    • @brutalnyas5639
      @brutalnyas5639 15 дней назад

      Yagoda means strawberry in slavic languages. That has nothing to do with that

  • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
    @helpIthinkmylegsaregone 28 дней назад +5

    Don't call it Nazino Tragedy. Call it Nazino crime. Nobody says "Auschwitz Tragedy". They don't.

  • @003snow
    @003snow 23 дня назад +1

    Preach it!

  • @MrZyphose
    @MrZyphose 26 дней назад

    Dude, you are totally right! I totally agree. Thank you! You are greatly appreciated, Dank

  • @jeremywells9019
    @jeremywells9019 29 дней назад +3

    The Soviets also destroyed most of the sites where they had unrecovered war dead from WW2. They had a huge system to till up the battlefields and planted trees over the bodies.

  • @popuptarget7386
    @popuptarget7386 Месяц назад +3

    Annnnnd...I get an ad at the end for a political party that is determined to make sure they keep power.