@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 and this pampered life people live today has made them weaker then ever too so I give it a couple of days before "upper" class citizens turn cannibal, let alone when times really do turn truly hard.
Sure but Dank’s end message about government being universally bad is dumb. Societies don’t function without Government and Government itself isn’t inherently bad.
Ok I’ll play… Name 1 government that never in effect said “rules for thee, and not for me” Name 1 government that doesn’t have leaders richer than the average citizen, no matter how much they preach “equality”. Name 1 government that holds themselves as accountable as they do petty criminals. Really the only difference of governments is the degree of the atrocity. Governments are made of people, and there is little reason to assume they will be more moral than the individuals that make up the larger group. Not believing the evidence which we call “history” doesn’t make it any less true. Humans do not live up to our ideals, and governments tend to do even less.
Hmm yes, I’d only ever be willing to organise a horrific event like this for people I really despise. Who would really hate Russian people, and happen to be a different peoples ruling USSR? The whole of Stalin’s cabinet? J-something Bolshevism?
Since I was in secondary school, we were taught the horrors of the second world War, the nazi death camps and hitlers regime. We were not taught in school the horrors of Starlins communist regime and what he did to his own, I had to learn it independently outside of school. Tells you all you need to know about the schools system in the UK.
Every year there's a ww2 nazi Hollywood movie. School we where taught anything german was nazi and poor jews. Keep learning for yourself because Hollywood and your government education is just propaganda
Communists are like skaven. Every single individual, from the highest warlord to the lowliest ditch digger, every one of them believes that HE has the one foolproof plan that will lead them all to glory. And if he could only lie, cheat, manipulate, backstab, bully, threaten and/or intimidate everyone else into doing as he says, then we will at last have the one true system that works. And whenever one of them does scheme his way to the top and his plan doesn't work, well, of course it wasn't going to work, because it wasn't MY plan.
@@strongback6550 "stateless" "moneyless " I cant just put in the words how much wrong you are here, i hope this is a joke. If i say something like that to my Mom she will laughs to the death. True Communisms "the closest" was achieved only in Cambodia and as you know "didn't go well."
Look up the Valaam island. Instead of giving disabled WW2 vets a place in a victory parade they rounded them up in every major Soviet city and dumped them on the island north of Leningrad just so nobody had to look at the depressing societal parasites anymore. The Gulag Archipelago was a litteral archipelago.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn said in the gulag archipelago that if the nkvd had 11 persons on a snatch list to grab from an apartment and found only 9 in there, they would grab another 2 from the adjacent apartment. After enough mistreatment, everyone signed the confessions.
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 So if the government of a capitalist society became authoritarian, people would automatically assume that it's the Jews fault, and you think that's somehow a logical thing to assume? Nazi Germany was capitalist. Was that the fault of the Jews as well?
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650they did notice, but that was another reason youd be sent to a gulag. For noticing. Infact, solznitzin himself said the guards didnt speak russian. They spoke yiddish instead. Interesting isnt it.
"Karl Marx was not a man from the proletariat. He was the son of a lawyer. He did not have to work to go to the university. He studied at the university in the same way as do the sons of well-to-do people today. Later, and for the rest of his life, he was supported by his friend Friedrich Engels, who-being a manufacturer-was the worst type of 'bourgeois,' according to socialist ideas. In the language of Marxism, he was an exploiter." Ludwig von Mises
They called it a failure, but it was really a success in those demons' eyes. They got what they wanted. They knew what would happen, sending people to that hellhole. They knew damn well how it would end up. They wanted those prisoners dead. They wanted them to freeze. To starve. To suffer. To die. Their only "failure" in their eyes is that there were survivors and witnesses.
5:35 Make it make sense? Oh, that's easy. In fact, Razorfist made sense of it years ago: "Read enough Marx, and one fact comes screaming immutably into focus; Marx, and subsequently Marxists, don't hate robber barons and tyrants, they hate that THEY'RE not the robber barons and tyrants."
Bingo. I actually talked to some back before things got so you couldn't talk to them because I really wanted to understand them. They're not mad because there was a plantation or abuse of political power. They were mad because they (and I quote) "didn't get their turn." I shit you not. They came out and said it flat out. They want the power to abuse power.
I was going to mock the way he said poor but then I realized it’s just poo with an r at the end which is how it’s spelt and I say it the same way as I say pour so maybe he’s right.
Going from over 6,000 people to under 2000 people is far more than just being decimated. A decimated population is 10% I know I'm being pedantic but interaction helps with the algorithm. I'm just doing my part cuz I love Count Dracula's content
You could be pedantic in another sense by saying that the meaning of 'decimated' has shifted over time to mean something closer to 'devastated'. But only if you want to..
@@ligmasack9038 no you misunderstand the term decimation means that 10% of the population is destroyed so the the term is often used inaccurately you must have failed English
@@khironkinney1667 Didn’t the term originate from a punishment among the Roman legion where a unit that really messed up would be groups of ten, forged to draw lots, and whoever got the short stick was beaten to death by the other 9 men.
What they did to the guard's girlfriend is legit one of the most agonizing and horrible things I've ever read. Like out of a "Crossed" comic book issue.
he did the steven seagal episode like six days after someone dropped a video of steven seagal being a douche in shorts and there was a huge argument about how legit he was in comments. i'm sure said argument takes place 24 hours a day on the internet somewhere though right? same coincidence happened to me when dankula made that video. i still get random interactions from that comment thread occasionally. they're still having that argument for sure. lol
Authoritarianism in itself doesn’t lead to suffering. Germany in the 1930s was very authoritarian under the national socialists but they quickly became the most advanced civilization in world history at that point. The standard of living was extremely high for the average German citizen. Then the capitalist Jews and the communist Jews teamed up to destroy it, but being less authoritarian wouldn’t have changed that.
@@jpettit27 How convenient for you that you not only ignore the time period you call out but also ignore what came next. Not to mention how convenient it is that the Joos take whatever form you require of them. I'll be honest I didn't expect that much of a smooth brain take in a response. You sound like you'd favor the WEF. You know, to "advance" us.
As the theme of the video is Russia can i ask you make an absolute mad lads video about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, nicknamed "the mad baron", an absolute mad lad and one of most interesting characters in Russian civil war? Imperial officer, who essentialy was the liberator and first leader of independent mongolia, converted to Buddhism and made his life quest to restore Mongolian empire from the shambles. Besides that he was a general in far eastern white army, has done a lot of war crimes, had the most badass personal gun imaginable, was fighting a panmongolian nationalist from Russia and self proclaimed reincarnation of Mahakala, a buddhist god of time and destruction and many many other things.
@@worldofdoom995 Can I say that I'm one of them so he's halfway there to getting some free beer? I'm actually not, but I wanna see this person get some alcohol.
_Aardvark's spade-like claws allow them to dig_ _through termite mounds to feast on the insects within._ _Aardvark's can eat up to around 50,000 termites in one night._
_Penguins often slide on their tummies over ice and snow._ _This is called tobogganing. Researchers believe they_ _do this for fun and as an efficient way to travel._
Fascists, socialists, and communists hatred of each other has absolutely nothing to do with morality, because they're all evil. Their interminable feud has everything to do with the fact that all three of them want to establish their own monoparty, statist dictatorship, thereby putting them in direct competition with each other for an iron throne that cannot be shared. And then there's the neocons, who are the fifth wheel in that three-way fight.
I actually participated in cannibalism as a child unknowingly. My father was an embalmer for a South London funeral directors in the 80s and would regularly bring home, the hearts, liver and kidneys from the bodies he worked on for my mum to cook. She mostly made pies and stews with them. Back then we would regularly eat liver and bacon, stuffed hearts, steak and kidney pie etc. As I said I didn't know about it until a few years ago when my mum told me after having a few to many sherries. She basically said that times where hard back then and the way they both saw it was it's just like animal meat once cooked and tasted no different. My dad has long since passed so I only have my mum word for it but his m8s down pub did used to call him Hannibal.
Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads. Colton Harris Moore aka The Barefoot Bandit: Real Life GTA Character. Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them. Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver. George Jung: American Drug Smuggler Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade. Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo
I was so hoping to see you cover this after hearing about it and Stalin killed everybody that would have been able to do what he wanted as was exposed in WWII. Also the female eaten alive was possibly the lover of one of the guards who had left the island in hopes of getting her out and was receiving a promotion (he was later killed as part of the island incident). Nothing can truly stay hidden
On paper, sharing everything equally sounds great! But when sharing suffering, starvation an poverty is the baseline, not so great. Riches have, and will never be, shared
If we're doing the horrors of the USSR, look at Vozrozhdeniya Island where the soviets developed their bioweapons (and had several nearby outbreaks of weaponized smallpox and anthrax because... USSR) and the Kyshtym disaster where they buried nuclear waste under a lake until it overheated and exploded, releasing a cloud of radioactive particles that flowed over some of the surrounding villages, a cloud which was so radioactive that it was visibly glowing. The police then denied to the natives that anything had happened for days... Because USSR.
You can not imagine for how long I've been waiting for this video! Tankies are getting very upset when someone tells story of this island. Tankies attempt to justify this by saying "This thing was caused by excesses of local authorities, and later they were punished" This fact will bring those innocent people back, for sure! BTW it is nAAzino island, not nazEEno. But anyway, great job, товарищ Данкула!
"Eyou knauw, it's fuhnny; saumetaiemes, Americans taulk abaout hoauw bayd kaummunizum eisz, becauwze kaummunest caountrees kreeate cannibawl eyelands... DAT'S A GOOUD THING! Ein nawn-kaummunest caountrees, the poour dauon't get to eete the booshgwahzee, and the poour stauwrve to deyath!" - Evil, Lazy Larry David
The Soviets also destroyed most of the sites where they had unrecovered war dead from WW2. They had a huge system to till up the battlefields and planted trees over the bodies.
Real cannibalism hasn't been tried yet
@@KingoftheLizardz First comment to make me laugh 😂
I love pretending humans are above animals.
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 and this pampered life people live today has made them weaker then ever too so I give it a couple of days before "upper" class citizens turn cannibal, let alone when times really do turn truly hard.
@@Clingerman93 A couple of days? Do you think humans have the metabolism of The Flash mate?
Real “edgy 14 year old 4chaner” hours in this comment section
"And remember children; if you ever think "no, the government would never do that", oh yes they would"
Sure but Dank’s end message about government being universally bad is dumb. Societies don’t function without Government and Government itself isn’t inherently bad.
@@roji556 cope harder
I love pretending humans are above animals.
Ok I’ll play…
Name 1 government that never in effect said “rules for thee, and not for me”
Name 1 government that doesn’t have leaders richer than the average citizen, no matter how much they preach “equality”.
Name 1 government that holds themselves as accountable as they do petty criminals.
Really the only difference of governments is the degree of the atrocity.
Governments are made of people, and there is little reason to assume they will be more moral than the individuals that make up the larger group.
Not believing the evidence which we call “history” doesn’t make it any less true. Humans do not live up to our ideals, and governments tend to do even less.
Government is staffed by people just as dumb as everyone else, except they also seek power.
Yknow, I’m starting to think that maybe this Stalin guy wasn’t the best of people
This guy was a real jerk
i think ya might be onto something
I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding
If he'd lived longer, we'd see his grander vision. But he was Stalin for time.
He was actually worse then Hitler, but theybdont bring that up
This wasn't a case of bureaucratic oversite or incompetence. The Soviet/Commie government knew exactly what they were doing.
Its capitalist propaganda
@@shatterscape aye comrade 3 rations of kvass for this post
@@shatterscape you're right, the factual event that actually happened and is on USSR official records is capitalist propaganda...
Hmm yes, I’d only ever be willing to organise a horrific event like this for people I really despise. Who would really hate Russian people, and happen to be a different peoples ruling USSR? The whole of Stalin’s cabinet? J-something Bolshevism?
@@shatterscape+100 social credit points comrade
Dankula does not feel suicidal and is not contemplating self harm.
He is also an excellent swimmer and is always careful around stairs.
I’ve heard he has no food allergies whatsoever either
I sure am though. So hey, government. If you’re reading this, you can come off me any time now. Getting tired of waiting.
I’m surprised RUclips let you post that comment
@@Dr-Alexander-The-Great
It is very twitchy on this posting.
The F in communism stands for food, so apparently the C stands for cannibalism.
No such thing as communism or capitalism the term is JUDAISM
I love this saying I want a bumper sticker if I was lame and had bumper stickers
In soviet Russia, food eats you!
And the J stands for Judaism
I don’t get it :(
"Dark humor is like food not everybody gets it."
Old Russian joke
That's a joke worth having a shot of vodka for. 👏👏👏🥂🍻
17:05 "those who had nothing sought to take from those who had little" what a poignant description of communism.
Since I was in secondary school, we were taught the horrors of the second world War, the nazi death camps and hitlers regime.
We were not taught in school the horrors of Starlins communist regime and what he did to his own, I had to learn it independently outside of school.
Tells you all you need to know about the schools system in the UK.
It was the same in the USA. They made sure to cover the Holocaust in Europe, but never taught anything about Stalin/Mao. It is disgraceful.
Every year there's a ww2 nazi Hollywood movie.
School we where taught anything german was nazi and poor jews.
Keep learning for yourself because Hollywood and your government education is just propaganda
Exactly the same in Canada. We learned the Holo inside out but they paid barest lipservice to the CCCP
Same in Canada.
They cry out in pain as they strike you
The average Redditor be like: "Uh acktually it wasn't TRUE communism."
It was a stateless, moneyless society devoid of corrupting effects of capital, what are you on about?
Communists are like skaven. Every single individual, from the highest warlord to the lowliest ditch digger, every one of them believes that HE has the one foolproof plan that will lead them all to glory. And if he could only lie, cheat, manipulate, backstab, bully, threaten and/or intimidate everyone else into doing as he says, then we will at last have the one true system that works. And whenever one of them does scheme his way to the top and his plan doesn't work, well, of course it wasn't going to work, because it wasn't MY plan.
@@strongback6550 Redditors have no honest idea what Communism is or anything for that matter.
Hasn't been tried, apparently.
@@strongback6550 "stateless" "moneyless " I cant just put in the words how much wrong you are here, i hope this is a joke.
If i say something like that to my Mom she will laughs to the death.
True Communisms "the closest" was achieved only in Cambodia and as you know "didn't go well."
i read the title and went "oh boy, we're in for a ride."
same
Bruh I layed down for bed and said "I think I got time for this one" lmao
Russian cannibal holocaust a stoned journalist telling of the story
It's truly dreadful to hear/read for first time
the most normal communist island
Look up the Valaam island. Instead of giving disabled WW2 vets a place in a victory parade they rounded them up in every major Soviet city and dumped them on the island north of Leningrad just so nobody had to look at the depressing societal parasites anymore. The Gulag Archipelago was a litteral archipelago.
One could say governments have an appetite for this kind of thing
I love pretending humans are above animals.
😂😂😂😂😂
The sort of camp Democrats want to put Trump voters in
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn said in the gulag archipelago that if the nkvd had 11 persons on a snatch list to grab from an apartment and found only 9 in there, they would grab another 2 from the adjacent apartment.
After enough mistreatment, everyone signed the confessions.
Everyone should read that.
@@davidtherope4407 yes
Iron Felix
This is just weird. If it happend in a capitalist society people would correctly interpret this as interloping meddling Jewry.
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 So if the government of a capitalist society became authoritarian, people would automatically assume that it's the Jews fault, and you think that's somehow a logical thing to assume?
Nazi Germany was capitalist. Was that the fault of the Jews as well?
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650they did notice, but that was another reason youd be sent to a gulag. For noticing. Infact, solznitzin himself said the guards didnt speak russian. They spoke yiddish instead.
Interesting isnt it.
"Karl Marx was not a man from the proletariat. He was the son of a lawyer. He did not have to work to go to the university. He studied at the university in the same way as do the sons of well-to-do people today. Later, and for the rest of his life, he was supported by his friend Friedrich Engels, who-being a manufacturer-was the worst type of 'bourgeois,' according to socialist ideas. In the language of Marxism, he was an exploiter." Ludwig von Mises
and he still lived like a bum. and fucked his maid.
He also bankrupted and abandoned his wife and children.
That's very interesting and something I didn't know about Marx. Thanks
@@eodmax85 Also true.
Shut up! If people know about communism they'll never let us implement a communist distatorshi... I mean utopia.
"the only reason history remembers Hitler as up to his neck in blood is because he's standing on Stalin's shoulders."
True. Plus the histories were written by Marxists.
My mom has a pug and i have a mission I'll keep you posted on my progress comrades
Best of luck!
@@matiktherapper7094 OUR mom has OUR Pug, Comrade!
@@MichaelNorthrup-c1r yes comrade how could I be so foolish
@@matiktherapper7094 Too late comrade. Now, get in the back of the truck.
@@matiktherapper7094 Property is theft comrade, now please face the wall
Kulak's back on the menu, boys.
Translate the word literally and you'll see how right you are
Not gonna lie... best summation of this video.
You actually said that “fist” is back on the menu.😂
I didn't know Stalin was ever in control of Haiti. Huh, the more you know..
Well Hitler was in controll of most arab countries. Even the palies (who were infact the first to contact him)
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Stalin is eating the cats! He's eating the dogs!
No dude. That's what the Demorats are doing in Area Woke 1.
Animal sacrifice is part of their culture bigot 😂😂
"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.....they're eating my leg and my wife".
Unfortunately, your comment is a 100% truth.
I never get tired of Dank's pronunciation of "murrh-durrh".
mrrdurrll
Read about this in the gulag archipelago, truly horrific
Read it, and 1984, and Animal Farm. But Communism is the path forward…l 🤮
I read this in Jordan Peterson's voice
@@n4ughty_knight Just read the damn book bucko.
@@n4ughty_knightJordan never will bring up the Js role, which is talked about in the book
@@padraig5335the what's role? I think you had a typo
Two madlads in one week?
We eatin good tonight.
Unlike the commies at least.
madLAND (island)
Meat's back on the menu boys!
It's because dank gave his editor two bottles of buckfast instead of one this week 😂
@@tomtheconqerur You marvelous bastard was gonna say the same thing :D
Soviet cuisine at its finest!
Or Haitian?
@@Wired4Life2 Or Ginese? (They also ate a bunch of people. Mainly farmers and entire families).
Brutal
The only cuisine they had
You should know that communists taste like shit.
They called it a failure, but it was really a success in those demons' eyes. They got what they wanted. They knew what would happen, sending people to that hellhole. They knew damn well how it would end up. They wanted those prisoners dead. They wanted them to freeze. To starve. To suffer. To die. Their only "failure" in their eyes is that there were survivors and witnesses.
"You don't think... you just eat." What a haunting line
*helicopter propellor noises intensify*
Start handing out free ticks for the ride!
Helicopter propeller also known as: rotor
5:35 Make it make sense? Oh, that's easy. In fact, Razorfist made sense of it years ago:
"Read enough Marx, and one fact comes screaming immutably into focus; Marx, and subsequently Marxists, don't hate robber barons and tyrants, they hate that THEY'RE not the robber barons and tyrants."
Bingo. I actually talked to some back before things got so you couldn't talk to them because I really wanted to understand them. They're not mad because there was a plantation or abuse of political power. They were mad because they (and I quote) "didn't get their turn." I shit you not. They came out and said it flat out. They want the power to abuse power.
Kier Starmer's next policy plan to reduce prison numbers. I wonder if Peter Lynch was merely the first course?
Only difference is he'll be more selective with who gets sent there. Gotta stay on brand.
Apparently a couple of ppl have been beaten up by Muslim gangs already
"WhAt ThE sOvIeT uNiOn DiD wAsN't LeFt WiNg ViOlEnCe" Abridged version of what Hassan said.
Funny how Hassan loves Communism but never moves to a Communist Country
Who cares what that dimwit says.
I hate that freak
Wikipedia Early Life section of Genrikh Yagoda and Matvei Berman
Oy vey!
every damn time
I'm nooooooooticing!
Do you even need to at this point?
noticing is very anti-semitic, kindly stop noticing
"The rech get recher, and the poour get poouerrer"
I was going to mock the way he said poor but then I realized it’s just poo with an r at the end which is how it’s spelt and I say it the same way as I say pour so maybe he’s right.
@@northwestpassage6234 I'll never not laugh at the way he says murder "mar dar" 🤣
My son's wife won't listen to Dank because of his speech. 😅
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it sounds like it hurts to talk when you're scottish.
"But it wouldnt happen to me"
Arnold Leese moment
“That’s not REEEAAALL communism. We’ll totally get it right this time.”
A story about cannibalism? Hold on, let me get my ham and bacon covered bbq chicken, don't wanna get hungry now do I?
You should have just got pork, it's the closest taste
Long-Pork Back-Straps!
I never understood how so many times people endedup in situations like this wth no supplies yet they were still given cigarettes 😂
Going from over 6,000 people to under 2000 people is far more than just being decimated. A decimated population is 10% I know I'm being pedantic but interaction helps with the algorithm. I'm just doing my part cuz I love Count Dracula's content
True
You could be pedantic in another sense by saying that the meaning of 'decimated' has shifted over time to mean something closer to 'devastated'. But only if you want to..
You must have failed at Math, because 10% of 6000 would be 600; and proof that Commies could even f*ck up a Wet-Dream.
@@ligmasack9038 no you misunderstand the term decimation means that 10% of the population is destroyed so the the term is often used inaccurately you must have failed English
@@khironkinney1667
Didn’t the term originate from a punishment among the Roman legion where a unit that really messed up would be groups of ten, forged to draw lots, and whoever got the short stick was beaten to death by the other 9 men.
This is going to give 2 tier comrade Keir some ideas! 😂
Own nothing and be happy
Starmer: Tonight I dine on Peter Lynch steaks.
They're already on an Island with Criminals, pretty sure UK is already halfway there.
“bUT thAT waSNT reAL CoMmUnisM!”
😂 Exactly!
And anything they complain about isn't real capitalism.
We can play "nuh-uh" too.
@bradleysmith2021 Capitalism is the only good system and any alternative that's even remotely socialist does not work. Their complaints are lame.
@@nickstarlingch dogshit take and bordering on just being pathetic.
Ofcourse not! They had people to eat ffs. In true communism you don't get anything.
What they did to the guard's girlfriend is legit one of the most agonizing and horrible things I've ever read. Like out of a "Crossed" comic book issue.
Guard's girlfriend?
@@ruskibot7745 the woman who was tied to the tree and carved up alive
"Dictatorships are where they're just being honest about it and democracies are where they're lying about it."
Yup.....
Roman republic superiority
My Grandma was sent to Siberia, she had heard stories of a woman getting pulled apart with tractors because she drew a silhouette resembling stalin.
You just don't understand... real cannibal Island just hasn't been tried yet...
I misread this as "Carnival Island" at first, and thought, "what's so bad about that?"
Turns out it was a Dark Carnival.
NEVER trust a clown.
Those cruise ships are a NIGHTMARE
You could say it was a REAL Candy Land...
Commies are clowns, so I guess it kind of was
First minute in a half felt like the Twilight Zone and I somehow jumped into an alternate reality where Dank was a breadtuber
Haha no way, He does read comments. Asked him to do this story Months ago! Good lad Danky Boy!
No he doesn't lmao
he did the steven seagal episode like six days after someone dropped a video of steven seagal being a douche in shorts and there was a huge argument about how legit he was in comments. i'm sure said argument takes place 24 hours a day on the internet somewhere though right? same coincidence happened to me when dankula made that video. i still get random interactions from that comment thread occasionally. they're still having that argument for sure. lol
in the words of Isaiah Wendigoon, "if you ever find yourself thinking 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would"
“Horror! Scary! Nightmare! COMMUNISM” in the the thumbnail 🤣🤣💀💀
So just a single word written in four different ways
Remember kids: Collectivism ALWAYS leads to authoritarianism and suffering.
Authoritarianism in itself doesn’t lead to suffering. Germany in the 1930s was very authoritarian under the national socialists but they quickly became the most advanced civilization in world history at that point. The standard of living was extremely high for the average German citizen. Then the capitalist Jews and the communist Jews teamed up to destroy it, but being less authoritarian wouldn’t have changed that.
@@jpettit27 How convenient for you that you not only ignore the time period you call out but also ignore what came next. Not to mention how convenient it is that the Joos take whatever form you require of them.
I'll be honest I didn't expect that much of a smooth brain take in a response. You sound like you'd favor the WEF. You know, to "advance" us.
@jpettit27 sure. Its always the js, definitely not because authoritarianism sucks 🙄
@diabolicalfox Sure now tell me how many nazi countries exist and have collapsed vs communist ones
@@jpettit27 Oy Vey
That Lenin photo surprised me so that I nearly swallowed my tongue
The people's tongue.
As the theme of the video is Russia can i ask you make an absolute mad lads video about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, nicknamed "the mad baron", an absolute mad lad and one of most interesting characters in Russian civil war? Imperial officer, who essentialy was the liberator and first leader of independent mongolia, converted to Buddhism and made his life quest to restore Mongolian empire from the shambles. Besides that he was a general in far eastern white army, has done a lot of war crimes, had the most badass personal gun imaginable, was fighting a panmongolian nationalist from Russia and self proclaimed reincarnation of Mahakala, a buddhist god of time and destruction and many many other things.
You don't even have a clue how much I needed to cut from it for Shitube to allow it...
“You don’t think. You just eat.”
-CaseOh
The "eating ladies one way, and not the other" comment at the end have earned his man at least a few good times 😂
“But REAL cannibal Island has never been done!”
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🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
Ah! Snek man😂
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@@TauFrost🥾
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Tankies defending this incoming
if you can find two tankies that watch dankula I will buy you a 12 pack of brew of your choice.
@@worldofdoom995 Can I say that I'm one of them so he's halfway there to getting some free beer? I'm actually not, but I wanna see this person get some alcohol.
@@lordpumpkinhead265fuck it. Sign me up. Share the beer.
It's the communist way
@@worldofdoom995^
@@worldofdoom995 @lordpumpkinhead265 please gib alcohol
That ending speech on how evil Government is, is so accurate. Well corporations can be as evil aswell, but its good point
Guards on the island: "Ivan... are we the badies"?
_Aardvark's spade-like claws allow them to dig_
_through termite mounds to feast on the insects within._
_Aardvark's can eat up to around 50,000 termites in one night._
Fuck yeah, Aardvarks
_Puffins shed the colourful outer parts of_
_their bills after the breeding season,_
_leaving a smaller and duller beak._
@@Rick_Cleland Need more facts
_Penguins often slide on their tummies over ice and snow._
_This is called tobogganing. Researchers believe they_
_do this for fun and as an efficient way to travel._
@@Rick_Clelandmore please🤞🤌🫱🙏
Starmer let you borrow his hat?
That was a SNP hat. They are similar.
Avoid the cannibals and don't become one. A good philosophy.
Why do fascists hate starvation and cannibalism so much?
They aren't tolerant enough to recognise such wonderful and beautiful practices.
Their bigoted minds are simply not inclusive enough to realize that anyone can identify as "food".
Yeah cuz nobody starved during the Holocaust or the German Invasion of Poland and russia
Fascists, socialists, and communists hatred of each other has absolutely nothing to do with morality, because they're all evil. Their interminable feud has everything to do with the fact that all three of them want to establish their own monoparty, statist dictatorship, thereby putting them in direct competition with each other for an iron throne that cannot be shared.
And then there's the neocons, who are the fifth wheel in that three-way fight.
@@cowboy4378he was being facetious.
Count Dankula is in good health and sound mind. He is not going to self delete from this plane of existence.
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase eat me 😂😂
Whaaaat? Soviets enjoying voilence and watching crimes agains humanity like sports? Cant imagine something like this, right?
b-b-b-but the Austrian Painter...
"voilence" (?!!!)
Look up what happened to all the homeless unemployable Soviet veterans after WW2. They floated them downriver on barges never to be seen again...
Wow. Even though I already knew the majority of this, your presentation is far better than that of any history teacher I ever had.
"they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats."
if you thought that sounded unbelievable and/or unlikely, have a gander at this.
This is fully and completely different. Why are you even trying to compare them? Literally apples to oranges.
I'd hoped. Sincerely even. That this was propaganda. It appears it wasn't.
Lol get btfo'd commie.
I used to think the russian sleep experiment creepypasta was horrible but this real soviet canibal horror is even worse.
Most based final statement. Love you bro
I actually participated in cannibalism as a child unknowingly.
My father was an embalmer for a South London funeral directors in the 80s and would regularly bring home, the hearts, liver and kidneys from the bodies he worked on for my mum to cook.
She mostly made pies and stews with them.
Back then we would regularly eat liver and bacon, stuffed hearts, steak and kidney pie etc.
As I said I didn't know about it until a few years ago when my mum told me after having a few to many sherries.
She basically said that times where hard back then and the way they both saw it was it's just like animal meat once cooked and tasted no different.
My dad has long since passed so I only have my mum word for it but his m8s down pub did used to call him Hannibal.
What in the fuck
@cabnbeeschurgr what do you mean? We were very poor plus I was a kid
Remember learning about this year's ago gotta be in the top 100 worst things Soviet union did
Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads.
Colton Harris Moore aka The Barefoot Bandit: Real Life GTA Character.
Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them.
Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver.
George Jung: American Drug Smuggler
Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella
Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs
Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK
Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed
Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal
Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman
Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo
I love the wee loveheart stalin and lenin pics
Hey Dank, the rant you made at the end. I need it.
I was so hoping to see you cover this after hearing about it and Stalin killed everybody that would have been able to do what he wanted as was exposed in WWII. Also the female eaten alive was possibly the lover of one of the guards who had left the island in hopes of getting her out and was receiving a promotion (he was later killed as part of the island incident). Nothing can truly stay hidden
An appropriate video subject in honor of The Spooky Season
This gives me an idea for a more effective disincentive than the 'Rue and her' plan
This is what modern leftists crave.
On paper, sharing everything equally sounds great! But when sharing suffering, starvation an poverty is the baseline, not so great. Riches have, and will never be, shared
Your rant at the end made me want to be your friend,
If we're doing the horrors of the USSR, look at Vozrozhdeniya Island where the soviets developed their bioweapons (and had several nearby outbreaks of weaponized smallpox and anthrax because... USSR) and the Kyshtym disaster where they buried nuclear waste under a lake until it overheated and exploded, releasing a cloud of radioactive particles that flowed over some of the surrounding villages, a cloud which was so radioactive that it was visibly glowing. The police then denied to the natives that anything had happened for days... Because USSR.
Moral of the story: slavs and especially russians are incompetent
You can not imagine for how long I've been waiting for this video! Tankies are getting very upset when someone tells story of this island. Tankies attempt to justify this by saying "This thing was caused by excesses of local authorities, and later they were punished" This fact will bring those innocent people back, for sure!
BTW it is nAAzino island, not nazEEno. But anyway, great job, товарищ Данкула!
Now I understand the Chinese love for communism.
Dankula, your outro to this video gave me chills
Saw this on another channel ages ago. One of THE most harrowing tales in all history.
Don't worry guys, they investigated themselves and found nothing wrong.
Long pig BBQ!!!
Long-Pork
"long-pig, never much cared for it."
-woodhouse 🍻
Is rock. What you not get?
I remembered reading this horrific story in Gulag Archipelago.
Best final quote to end a video yet on this channel
The irony of Karl Marx being a rich guy who never held a job who lived in a mansion with servants who took care of his every need.
We’re one step from a Donner Party mad lad
Would make a gripping horror movie. Of course, Hollywood doesn’t like to portray the evils of communism.
Here's a classic dank quote:
"People of Gotham City: you have until midnight tonight to name them."
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
-Rusty Shackleford
The bernie voter cries out in pain as you diss cannibalism
"Eyou knauw, it's fuhnny; saumetaiemes, Americans taulk abaout hoauw bayd kaummunizum eisz, becauwze kaummunest caountrees kreeate cannibawl eyelands... DAT'S A GOOUD THING! Ein nawn-kaummunest caountrees, the poour dauon't get to eete the booshgwahzee, and the poour stauwrve to deyath!" - Evil, Lazy Larry David
Listen pal, dah tahp wun puhsent must pay and breadlines are a goot thing
Ayeughughuh... *Perpetual hand-wringing.*
Yagoda and Berman ..... Hmm really suspicious surnames . Surnames belong to the Tribe.
Just another "coincidence"
Yagoda means strawberry in slavic languages. That has nothing to do with that
Don't call it Nazino Tragedy. Call it Nazino crime. Nobody says "Auschwitz Tragedy". They don't.
Preach it!
Dude, you are totally right! I totally agree. Thank you! You are greatly appreciated, Dank
The Soviets also destroyed most of the sites where they had unrecovered war dead from WW2. They had a huge system to till up the battlefields and planted trees over the bodies.
Annnnnd...I get an ad at the end for a political party that is determined to make sure they keep power.