“Mine-self a rapist is not, but hark! A man of promiscuous surprise! When one finds thyself walking upon the cobbled street with the moon’s silver light to guide thine path, look forward to the possibility that mineself may find you and thrust mine sword into thine divine womb.” -William Shakespeare As quoted to The onion (1600)
Funny enough there is actually a homeless population in Venice that are perfectly content with their lives, and just live on the beeches eating the food that people give them. I envy the ability to have so little wants
There's a good reason why you shouldn't let kids talk to pedos: grooming. That's why convicted pedos are court-ordered to stay away from children and not contact them.
I am an Early Childhood education student. Children CANNOT consent. You CANNOT question this. Children are still in the early developmental stages of becoming a human, most importantly their brain has not finished developing. To be specific, a persons Prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain that deals with important decisions and comprehension, is NOT finished developing until adulthood. Any type of relationship with under aged kids or children always result in damage to the child's well being and emotional, physical, social and cognitive health. Infants's brains often cannot comprehend atrocities done to them and they basically refuse to acknowledge the memory. However it can resurface later in life causing emotional distress at best and can lead to suicide at worst. Pedophilia is vile and disgusting. Go to therapy.
@@HuhWhatHuhwhatHuh Shit logically I would agree with you. It doesn't make any sense to give kids puberty suppressants and shit like that when they don't fully understand just what it is they are doing.
@@frostea7043 puberty blockers are reversible and have no proven side effects. They literally delay puberty a couple years so the kid doesn’t have to go trough trauma (biological puberty to a trans kid), and it turns out the kid isn’t trans, they can stop taking them and puberty will resume as normal.
@@AncapOtaku it is definitely a good joke and I laughed at it, if you stole it or not it's not up to me to judge. It's the first time i've seen it and thank you for the laugh good sir/ma'am/thing.
@@Ultima952 I'm glad you enjoyed the joke and all I'll say in regards to rather the joke is stolen or not from my perspective it doesn't matter as long as the joke is good there's nothing wrong with ree telling jokes that other people upset right? this joke may have originated elsewhere but it's a funny joke and I thought it was worth telling.
Idk Louie's jokes about rape are funny. And so are OJ's jokes about murder even if those are in a different way. Idk, the point seemed very ad hoc. I thought the joke was actually p funny personally.
"Im not a pedophile, Im a MAP!" "I'm not a kidnapper, Im a surprise adopter!" "Im not a murderer, Im a not aliver!" Youd think he'd see how stupid it sounds
As an extreme campfire enthusiast, I am triggered that you would ever compare arson to the art that is extreme campfires. Honestly I can’t believe this 🙄🙄
Pedophiles recognizing that their attraction is an issue and getting help? Valid. Pedophiles who embrace their attraction and attempt to defend it and quite possibly even normalize it? Unworthy of their kneecaps.
Sting: Every Breathe You Take Madonna: Open Your Heart read the lyrics if you don't understand that Madonna IS the stalker which Sting was singing about
Because to sick fuckers like that, they are nothing but objects to be sexualized and used, not little human beings who are capable of being hurt and traumatized.
@@OjoRojo40 I'm wasting my time here but I'm not against free speech. I'm against people trying to make some desires seem "normal" or "acceptable". Being attracted to kids IS NOT a sexual orientation. It's a psychological problem. Potentially dangerous for society and for the kids. Wanting kids to be safe makes me a commie and a censorship supporter? You seem to think so! Edit: fixed a typo
Children think emotionally, not logically. If you give them enough emotional validation, they'll do anything. This is EXACTLY WHY YOU DO NOT DIDDLE KIDS
I mean.. there's the argument that they might do it because they feel like they have to because adults are authority figures. That's a logical decision, not emotional.
@створец сгущёнковоза cannot give consent because they literally don't have developed brains that can grasp the consequences of their actions and are essentially under control of adults.
The biggest problem with *not* defending pedophilia is we run into the same exact problem we did have, and still kinda do, with drug addicts. When you demonize a person, you push them *away* from getting the help they need, for fear of further ill treatment. The vast majority of pedophiles never have, and never will, ever touch a kid. It's a disorder that they need professional help with. This is the reason people defend pedophilia, or rather try to alter the stigma against them. It's not so much that people want to normalize having sex with children... It's that people want Pedo's to be able to come out so they can receive help. So that they DON'T end up touching kids. They don't get to choose what people they are attracted to any more than you do. They *do* get to choose who they have sex with though. And that's the difference between a pedophile and a rapist. Just because you're attracted to someone, doesn't mean you've ever actually had sex with them. And therefore, just because you're a pedophile, does not mean you've ever raped a person. Let them get help before they let it fester to the point that they do.
royalcat10 my issue with that is the moment said stigma disappears is the moment that it can start to be normalised by either misguided bleeding hearts or actual pedophiles who don't want to be treated because their condition is no longer seen with distain and hostility.
Mr. Outlaw Actually sir that acronym is offensive too, because DLC can also mean DownLoadable Content. DownLoadable Content exists in video games. Violent video games are the exclusive cause of school shootings. I prefer the term Armed Assailant Who Liberates Victims of Bullying From Torment Caused Within the Grounds of a Building Used Primarily for Learning (AAWLVBFTCWGBUPL)
The term "Gay" It's too impactful, as a gay boy, I prefer to call it "Swordfight" The term "Mom" It's too impactful, I prefer to call it *"SUMMONER OF THE HUMANS"*
If you don't like the term "assault rifle" , I have good news for you: The word doesn't actually exist, it is a political buzzword. There are no assault knives or assault handguns. Just call them by their proper name, "rifles".
But children AREN'T involved. That's his whole point. MAPs - as far as I understand it - are only ATTRACTED to children, something they didn't choose and cannot change. The term map - in contrast to pedophile - doesn't already imply, that you want to ACT on that attraction. So no - if your an adult, who all day long fantasizes about children, you can do that WITHOUT anyone having to consent. Only would you ACT OUT those fantasies would you become an immoral piece of shit and could happily be deported to a slave mine in west-siberia, as far as I'm concerned.
@@emilytada455 get therapy if your attracted to children. Cause literally its psychologically un-fucking-healthy and WRONG Like, its considered a fucking a mental illness. Also he said that there was a difference between MAP and No-contact MAPs so apparently MAP doesn't imply no diddle by itself.
@@waaaaaaah5135 Yeah, I guess that is kind of a point there. And I have in fact have to say, that I didn't read those fucked up forums, June apparently has.
TheAnonymouse funny you say that. According to U.K. law stealing is “depriving someone of their property permanently.” Criminals used to say “I was on my way to take it back” when caught in a stolen car. So now the crime is TWOC (Taking Without the Owners Consent).
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 To be fair & I hate to do this, but one is a state of mind the other is an act. Now from what I have read in the literature involving the study of paraphilias (abonormal & harmful sexual desires of acts). It is not likely that a pedophile (in state of mind) won't at any point act out there desires. It's not 100% but it's pretty close. Now someone might say that homosexuality was once defined as a paraphilia & they've become socially accepted. They'd be right, but homosexuality should be socially accepted, because there is no inherent harm in respect to homosexual sex or relationships. With pedophila there is always harm. Not just psychological but physiological a child who hasn't gone through puberty is incapable of engaging in sexual activities without at least causing themselves physiological harm & very likely psychological harm as well.
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 I hate having to make points regarding this issue, but I think we should be able to hold a conversation about anything. Nothing should ever be beyond rational discourse. Yeah he's wrong, because he advocates for acts that will cause harm.
He sounds like an ancap, or a white nationalist. Honestly. The smug attitude, the edgy hatred of human kind, and underneath, the self loathing of someone who's never fully matured.
@@garymoreno8066 The power of echo chambers on the internet, my dude. "These guys who disagree with me are so obviously, totally wrong! I feel it, therefore it's true! My specific brain chemistry makes me special. It's so funny that they don't realize that, right? Aw, you don't get it man! You don't get it, the world is against us!" All I can think is what a waste of decent brain matter.
MAPS:"We are not diddling kids, we are just grooming them, then diddling them with something we pretend is consent." I have been anti-death penalty most of my life but the left is making me seriously reconsider this position.
@Gengonglike Arbukle - but it didn't work for the acronym - "DUSH" better than "DNSH" also, lions can't murder. Man is the only animal that can "sin" or "break laws".
He's... he's completely unaware of the fact that sexual activity can (and most often does) cause psychological damage in children and preteens, isn't he? Never let yourself be caught defending pedophiles, folks. It's not a good look.
can attest to this. I'm 24, and I've only recently became semi okay from sexual trauma from when I was 7. It really, really messed me up without me even realizing it. I have the scars to prove it.
I had a best friend growing up who molested his little sister. I haven't spoken to him for a long time for a reason. Child molesters are scum and deserve to be treated as such.
Honestly by hearing how he's defending grown men and women wanting to fuck actual kids,he'll probably say some shit like "They're over reacting" or just a little of therapy will help.Or my personal favorite "kids are naturally curios about sex,so they're gaining experience" or some shit. These types of people are disgusting and are just as horrible and inhumane as those who find chilren sexual for defending them.
Murder is such a strong word. I prefer "freeing the soul".
I prefer "Liberating them of their ability to have a beating heart."
Surprise funeral
@@kabob0077 But that's not as catchy.
@@LoudLoveTaps EA doesn't like the terms "loot box", "pay-to-win", or "microtransaction". They prefer the collective term "surprise mechanics".
A sneaky sleepy
"i'm not a rapist, I'm a surprise sexer" is a quote that would make Shakespeare cry
Peekaboo Pimp
I personally prefer the term "struggle snuggle"
“Mine-self a rapist is not, but hark! A man of promiscuous surprise! When one finds thyself walking upon the cobbled street with the moon’s silver light to guide thine path, look forward to the possibility that mineself may find you and thrust mine sword into thine divine womb.”
-William Shakespeare
As quoted to The onion (1600)
PvP Sex
surprise buttsecks
You call it necrophilia,
I call it
*recycling*
You call it necrophilia
I call it realistic blowup doll
Upcycling actually, recycling is cannibalism
N E C R O V O R I S M
Lol
I love this comment section
"Bestiallity" is such a strong word. I prefer "animal crossing"
Smart
Underrated comment
Why not gender crossing?
@Derian Setoguchi nice
I'm scared and scarred.
It's not theft; it's "permanently borrowing"
It's not arson; it's "creative bonfires".
It's not murder; it's "heavily assisted suicide"
MurasakiTsukimaru it’s not kidnapping ; it’s “ an extended vacation”
It's not "universal genocide"; it's "balancing the universe"
@@Abominatrix650 thonos would be proud
It's not assault, it's "creating marks on people."
It's not loot boxes it's surprise mechanics
“I'm not a pedophile, I'm an interactive sexual education teacher.”
@@iwanttobetankman4260 Gek
early access
The-Flaming-Black-Knight -Penguin pre-order
For the kindergarden class
I'm a Catholic
“Racist” is a bit harsh, I’d prefer “ethnic separatist”
Sounds so posh and snobby. I like that. XD
Well in that case it's not an invasion it's a surprise visit - Hilter 1945
@@Legion849 Now this is the shit I browse the comments for
"white identitarian"
That still sounds bad lol
"Necrophilia" is such a strong word. I prefer "sex after expiration date"
NOOOOOOO. No no no no no no. No.
Why.
Its funny but like. No
You could call yourself a CAP, a corpse attracted person.
@@DrPeterLankton381 bro, I think you'd need to be capped if you did that
Child Molestor is a wrong term for those who don't act, it's pedophilia,period.(so that means some just have pedophilia period.)
CAP (corpse attracted person)
It's not stalking. It's just admiring from a distance.
I prefer the term intense research of an individual
From a distance?
"reconnaissance"
I prefer the term "shadowing" 😌
Its not kind napping its a surprise adoption lol
You call it “flashing”
I call it “surprise nudism”
I call it "surprise freedom"
Nathan Mayhook I prefer to call it “Involuntary Human Anatomy Lesson”
Why not "unexpected disrobement".
@@jmugurr994 I just call it hanging brain
I call it a surprise attack
Burglar has such a bad stigma, I much prefer the term "interior redesigner"
Wealth redestributor. -Oh whait that communists.-
@@rachelslur8729 next stop: Gulag
a minimalist one, of course
Five finger discount.
Interior De-Designer
That guy isn't "homeless" he's just an "urban camping enthusiast."
Funny enough there is actually a homeless population in Venice that are perfectly content with their lives, and just live on the beeches eating the food that people give them.
I envy the ability to have so little wants
@simonnachreiner8380 hear me out, we do connecting flights and meet up in Venice. The Homely adventures of the Hobo Homies.
"shoplifting" is such a strong word. I prefer "Extremely savvy consumerism"
I prefer the term surprise communism
Speed purchasing hot cheetoes, no payment percent
5 finger discount
Person with only 4 fingers: :/
Kaptain K "grand theft auto" is bad PR.
I prefer free cars.
420 likes, nice
the term "assault" has a bad stigma,
I prefer reverse self defense
That's a great term. You should mail that to Harvey Weinsteins lawyer.
moonwolf 039 *pre-emtive self defense
Self offense
You know... "Hit him before he hits you" 200iq move
Getting arrested for sexual pre-emtive self defense
There's a good reason why you shouldn't let kids talk to pedos: grooming.
That's why convicted pedos are court-ordered to stay away from children and not contact them.
Keeping kids safe=bigotry.
Welp, guess I’m a bigot then.
Pedos/MAPs/kid fuckers are the fetish equivalent of anti-vaxxers.
@@SuperLlama42 if only they were all anti-vaxxers, then we could just sneeze on them
@brennan Clark how id say it's a pretty fair comparison
@@darknes4150 Nothing compares to pedophilia. It deserves its own special hell.
I am an Early Childhood education student.
Children CANNOT consent.
You CANNOT question this.
Children are still in the early developmental stages of becoming a human, most importantly their brain has not finished developing. To be specific, a persons Prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain that deals with important decisions and comprehension, is NOT finished developing until adulthood.
Any type of relationship with under aged kids or children always result in damage to the child's well being and emotional, physical, social and cognitive health. Infants's brains often cannot comprehend atrocities done to them and they basically refuse to acknowledge the memory. However it can resurface later in life causing emotional distress at best and can lead to suicide at worst.
Pedophilia is vile and disgusting. Go to therapy.
And thats facts brother!
They shouldn't go to therapy, they should go straight to the firing line. No KAP...
@@HuhWhatHuhwhatHuh this person didn't say anything about this but alr ig
@@HuhWhatHuhwhatHuh Shit logically I would agree with you. It doesn't make any sense to give kids puberty suppressants and shit like that when they don't fully understand just what it is they are doing.
@@frostea7043 puberty blockers are reversible and have no proven side effects. They literally delay puberty a couple years so the kid doesn’t have to go trough trauma (biological puberty to a trans kid), and it turns out the kid isn’t trans, they can stop taking them and puberty will resume as normal.
"No you don't understand officer that wasn't pedophilia it was early access" EA
I've read this four times now and it is still cursed
@@virtualboygodot8251 LoL but it's such a good joke tho whenever I tell this joke people always laugh at it
@@AncapOtaku it is definitely a good joke and I laughed at it, if you stole it or not it's not up to me to judge. It's the first time i've seen it and thank you for the laugh good sir/ma'am/thing.
@@Ultima952 I'm glad you enjoyed the joke and all I'll say in regards to rather the joke is stolen or not from my perspective it doesn't matter as long as the joke is good there's nothing wrong with ree telling jokes that other people upset right? this joke may have originated elsewhere but it's a funny joke and I thought it was worth telling.
@@AncapOtaku indeed it was, i wouldnt know otherwise XD
School shooting is such a strong description, I prefer “educational firearms demonstration on live targets.”
I prefer the term epic gamer, but you do you
91988
Correct?
Finely someone agrees with me!
on that note murder is such a strong word, i prefer overpopulation control.
Holy hell I'm loving this
"Pedophile jokes can be funny when the person telling them, isn't a pedophile"- Shoe for president 2020
I’d still find them funny, but also maybe a little eerie
Idk Louie's jokes about rape are funny. And so are OJ's jokes about murder even if those are in a different way. Idk, the point seemed very ad hoc. I thought the joke was actually p funny personally.
@Shoe0nHead get in brazilian's presidential election on 2022 and you already have a vote ;)
Shoe 0n President
New campaign
In the words of CDawgVA, “you can say the most common sense thing on Twitter like, Don’t f*ck kids, and people will still say you are oppressing them”
Good words , good man
Great words , greater man
Sometimes i question if existence on this earth is truly worth it
Nice pfp bro
@@mohammadkayed7780 short answer no
Suicide is such a strong word, I prefer “Starting A New Game...”
Kurt Cobain rage quit
@Chad Knapp New game plus suppose to allow you to keep some of the things you achieved in this run so suicide is not
The speedrunners dream
Or ewo GTA style.
exit without saving
"Do not diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids!"
-Danny DeVito
Remember that one quote from Danny DeVito about the bridge?
Danny DeVito is such a role mod-
"Suicide is badass!"
...
"I'm gonna go with tøê kñífē."
“Frank, there is no better way to get people to think that you’re diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”
I don't wanna like this because it's at 666 likes
“Abortion” is such a strong word. I prefer spawn camping.
Noooooooooo
Well, that was frankly awful-... oops I upvoted it.
Ok that made me actually laugh out loud good job
Oh my god 😂😂
I prefer fetus deletus...
"Im not a pedophile, Im a MAP!"
"I'm not a kidnapper, Im a surprise adopter!"
"Im not a murderer, Im a not aliver!"
Youd think he'd see how stupid it sounds
I’m not a drug dealer, I’m an unlicensed pharmacist!
I'm not a thief. I'm a fast shopper.
your comment is underated
@@dariusalexandru9536 thanks 🙃
@Fire Stryker you are not a drug addict just a Narnia traveler
I'm not an arsonist, I'm a extreme campfire enthusiast.
Don't even need the "extreme".
I mean, "forest fire" describes a forest on fire.
So if you're a "campfire" enthusiast......
As an extreme campfire enthusiast, I am triggered that you would ever compare arson to the art that is extreme campfires. Honestly I can’t believe this 🙄🙄
I'm not a murderer, I prefer the term, human sports hunter.
I'm not a dick, I prefer the term Phallic American
Let’s all gather around the campfire to sing our campfire song our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song
Hit em hard with the "no u"
Shid I ruined the 666
Pedophiles recognizing that their attraction is an issue and getting help? Valid.
Pedophiles who embrace their attraction and attempt to defend it and quite possibly even normalize it? Unworthy of their kneecaps.
Pedos who act on said attractions? Thrown into the sun.
More like unworthy of our earth's oxygen
Yeah some people just need to go into their bathroom with a shotgun.
People who support pedophiles/MAP allies? Also unworthy of kneecaps.
Kneecap license revoked.
Kneecaps are not a right, they're a privilege.
Murder is a strong word. I prefer “surprise funeral planner.”
💀💀
I prefer "free funeral planner" or "volunteer funeral planner"
Oh shit, Dora. Take that MAP out of your backpack right now!
Oh no
Oh god
Oh shiz
Salad Snek Dora dora Dora we gon explore ya
Holy fuck
Y'know, the word "stalker" has such a bad stigma attached to it. I prefer "long-term secret admirer."
I prefere Guardian angel
Sting: Every Breathe You Take
Madonna: Open Your Heart
read the lyrics if you don't understand that Madonna IS the stalker which Sting was singing about
I prefer the term
master at reverse hide-n-seek
This whole thread had me dead 4 years later
Intense research of an individual
"Hey kid, want to come in my van? I have reasonable debates here."
Antiphilosopher “aw hell yeah fuck candy im 6 i’d rather have a debate :)”
"And, as usual during debates, someone is gonna end up with a butthurt"
Legit analogy.
Are your for real, you are going to badmouth debates now? Wtf is wrong with you people? And you call yourselves Skeptics™?
Phrasing
Jiu Jitsu is such a hard description. I prefer "The Gentle Art of Folding Clothes While people are in them."
best one yet xD
Ok. This one also made me laugh. That's two now.
Involuntary yoga
😁
"Groper" has a bad stigma around it too
I much prefer "surprise physical exam"
Just call it *T.S.A.* ✈️🇺🇸
*_Unplanned Hands-On Partially-Non-Destructive Inspection_*
@@jeice13 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This guy doesn't seem to have any grasp of the concept that they're CHILDREN.
This
sometimes children are attracted to children. some MAPs are teens attracted to toddlers, and they them self would be the pedo prey
@@kaiyodei "There's always a bigger fish."
@@kaiyodei
the sad thing is about underage 'MAP's is oftentimes they're minors who have been groomed by other pedophiles to think that it's okay.
Because to sick fuckers like that, they are nothing but objects to be sexualized and used, not little human beings who are capable of being hurt and traumatized.
With that logic in mind:
It’s not a school shooting,
It’s XP farming
Kept farming this school still didn’t get an exotic
Those kids had like 6 xp each like they have not been playing this game very long have they.
🤣🤣👌
On the grind
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Terrorist? How dare you. I call myself a de-construction worker
Surprise demolition?
“Death” has a bad ring to it
I prefer “the best sleep you’ll never wake up from”
I wish I could find sweet slumber...
How about “un-life”?
sluttyMapleSyrup still better than burger time lmao
sluttyMapleSyrup I’ve seen some of it but I didn’t get the reference. Dammit
sluttyMapleSyrup dammit! That’s hilarious because they’re a DEATH metal band!
Everyone: don't diddle kids
P*dos: Excuse me wtf?
Lol
You don't need to censor the Word Pedo.
Eugenics. Best option.
Excuse me wtf
@@batmanthegreat307 yeah let's not do that.
I don't prefer the term kidnapping I prefer Mandatory hangouts.
WTF AS LONG AS NOBODY IS DAMAGED WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!!! SHE'S SLOWLY BECOMING A FUCKING PC QUEEN.
@@OjoRojo40 If you don't understand the problem with your comment you are a dangerous person!
@@Oyasumi05 Are you advocating censorship?
@@k1ry4n Are you a commie pro censorship? People like you are a danger to our society.
@@OjoRojo40 I'm wasting my time here but I'm not against free speech. I'm against people trying to make some desires seem "normal" or "acceptable". Being attracted to kids IS NOT a sexual orientation. It's a psychological problem. Potentially dangerous for society and for the kids. Wanting kids to be safe makes me a commie and a censorship supporter? You seem to think so! Edit: fixed a typo
The fact that he's not trolling is genuinely really scary
Children think emotionally, not logically. If you give them enough emotional validation, they'll do anything.
This is EXACTLY WHY YOU DO NOT DIDDLE KIDS
That and targetting 12- is ALWAYSSSSSSSS predatory, even for 18 yr olds lmao
@@legalmechman my sides are in the stratosphere, and i'm a liberal
it hurts because it's true
THIS. EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
Wait... that means you can't have sex with women either.
I mean.. there's the argument that they might do it because they feel like they have to because adults are authority figures. That's a logical decision, not emotional.
"How are we snakes?" Besides having a disgusting hunger for those who cannot give consent or defend themselves?
Well that survival of the fittist, plus if dwarfs were easier to find, they could fuck them
Don't talk shit about my slither-bois
Well now you made me feel weird to eat my sandwich...
@створец сгущёнковоза cannot give consent because they literally don't have developed brains that can grasp the consequences of their actions and are essentially under control of adults.
It's profoundly horrifying to witness someone openly and seriously defend pedophilia.
@@chuuchu6078 Christ I hate people.
we need a crusade
@@chuuchu6078 genderflip,,, imagine busting a nut in someone only for that nut to get busted for thinking diddling kids is ok
The biggest problem with *not* defending pedophilia is we run into the same exact problem we did have, and still kinda do, with drug addicts.
When you demonize a person, you push them *away* from getting the help they need, for fear of further ill treatment.
The vast majority of pedophiles never have, and never will, ever touch a kid. It's a disorder that they need professional help with.
This is the reason people defend pedophilia, or rather try to alter the stigma against them. It's not so much that people want to normalize having sex with children... It's that people want Pedo's to be able to come out so they can receive help. So that they DON'T end up touching kids.
They don't get to choose what people they are attracted to any more than you do. They *do* get to choose who they have sex with though. And that's the difference between a pedophile and a rapist.
Just because you're attracted to someone, doesn't mean you've ever actually had sex with them. And therefore, just because you're a pedophile, does not mean you've ever raped a person.
Let them get help before they let it fester to the point that they do.
royalcat10 my issue with that is the moment said stigma disappears is the moment that it can start to be normalised by either misguided bleeding hearts or actual pedophiles who don't want to be treated because their condition is no longer seen with distain and hostility.
"I'm not a drug dealer, I'm just a unlicensed pharmacist"
Rainbow Dash over there legit trying to defend pedos.
DOH
I know, right?!
The anime OC really ties it all together
People tend to defend people the agree with.
Yes
Rape is such a strong word. I prefer snuggle with a struggle.
Jan Makowiecki 😂😂
snuggle
Lol
oh god true cursed comment
Dont you dare quote sseth, you are not worthy
Moral of the story:
Don't diddle the kiddles
Allison 69 likes nice
@@uraverageskeleton6480 aww sheiiiit nobody touch it lmao
Allison exactly
@@uraverageskeleton6480 give it a few months maybe it'll be up to 420
Allison hopefully
"Yeah, you can be a gay pedophile and a straight pedophile, and then go die"
Wtf that got me
"Cannibalism" has a bad ring to it.
I much prefer "Greet'n'Eat".
You mean "Having a friend for dinner?"
*_Severe Misinterpretation of - and Reaction to - the Sarcastic Phrase, "Bite Me"_*
The correct term is "Humanitarian"
I'm not a cannibal, I'm a humanitarian
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The term "school shooter" has a bad stigma. I prefer calling it "bully hunter"
Armed Person Who Attacks A Designated Learning Center.
(APWA DLC)
Mr. Outlaw Actually sir that acronym is offensive too, because DLC can also mean DownLoadable Content. DownLoadable Content exists in video games. Violent video games are the exclusive cause of school shootings. I prefer the term Armed Assailant Who Liberates Victims of Bullying From Torment Caused Within the Grounds of a Building Used Primarily for Learning
(AAWLVBFTCWGBUPL)
"gun user enthusiast"
Louis-Philippe Duval HAHAHAHA
Much better
I can't believe we're even having this discussion...what a crazy world we live in
The term "Gay" It's too impactful, as a gay boy, I prefer to call it "Swordfight"
The term "Mom" It's too impactful, I prefer to call it *"SUMMONER OF THE HUMANS"*
Would "En Gaurde!" then be considered a pick up line?
noice
Jdjdjdidbfidbdifbeidbdbfndnfnfnfnndkdkfkfkfififififkfkff
@alascow Boii
GOLD!!
Um I find "surprise sexer " a bigotry term for a snuggle with a struggle.
Your position is so strong, I laughed against my will.
Twice.
I find a snuggle with a struggle to bigotry I prefer forced hentai
Duck tape!! Turning “No No No!!” Into “Mmm Mmm Mmm!!” Since 1942!!!
Marble & Marble I find “forced hentai” to be a bigoted term. I prefer “stealthy animation ejaculation”.
This name and profile pick... I can't.
As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, if maps some how become part of LGBTQ+ I'm forcing myself to be straight
Yeah... I'm not LGBTQ+ but god damn if MAPs joined them then I might stop being an ally lmfao
The whole ass LGBT community bout to head out
What's next , is it gonna become the the LGBTQP+ community? (I think u know what p stands for
If this became a justifiable thing in your community, I'd have to declare war 🤣
I will electrocute myself *personally*
It's not murder,
It's tucking someone into an eternal bed.
May I use that?
It's not murder it's culling the herd
This one actually made me laugh. It's just too ridiculous.
"You can be a gay pedophile, or a straight pedophile, and then go die"
So real for that
Since assault rifle has such a negative connotation I’m going to call mine a “blitz boomstick” 👏
God Indeed a properly trained child could even use an Assault Rifle to defend against a diddler!
I don't like the term "weapon of mass destruction". It's too negative. I like to call them "National Lysol".
If you don't like the term "assault rifle" , I have good news for you:
The word doesn't actually exist, it is a political buzzword.
There are no assault knives or assault handguns. Just call them by their proper name, "rifles".
@@Crade1 It's in the dictionary now.
@@Crade1 "assault rifle" is a legitimate term, you're looking for the phrase "assault weapon" that the media uses.
Theif is such a hash term, I prefer “Surprise Borrower”.
Thief
What do you call murderers?
@@nemezio9495 surprise death makers
@@vicariouschism86 Could be surprise life removers too
Nah just call it taxes
im glad to have you bring up the fact that we live in a society
Thank you for spreading awareness
Mm
Mm
Gamers rise up!
The Guardian you broke the very small chain you son of a bitch
@HydraLord1221 gamers rise up!!1!!
The fact he described abusing children as “ravaging” them scares me
Yeah he doesn't even try to hide that he's a disgusting monster.
I hope he gets caught soon and sees what it's like to be the prey.
"Murder?" Nah it's "assisted suicide"
surprise suicide
Euthanasia?
Unlive another
I call it getting hillaried
That's how it works in China.
Murder is such a strong word. Personally, I prefer extreme freestyle acupuncture.
Enforced Forever Sleep
This Boi Loves P!nk that’s what I was going to say but didn’t want to kill the joke
Lmao
Escuse me what?
Cheers mate
Love the way that dude weasels his way around the fact that children are involved.
Actually, I hate it. The dude is infuriating.
But children AREN'T involved. That's his whole point. MAPs - as far as I understand it - are only ATTRACTED to children, something they didn't choose and cannot change. The term map - in contrast to pedophile - doesn't already imply, that you want to ACT on that attraction. So no - if your an adult, who all day long fantasizes about children, you can do that WITHOUT anyone having to consent. Only would you ACT OUT those fantasies would you become an immoral piece of shit and could happily be deported to a slave mine in west-siberia, as far as I'm concerned.
@@emilytada455 No, that's trying to make being a potential kiddie diddler acceptable
@@emilytada455 get therapy if your attracted to children.
Cause literally its psychologically un-fucking-healthy and WRONG
Like, its considered a fucking a mental illness.
Also he said that there was a difference between MAP and No-contact MAPs so apparently MAP doesn't imply no diddle by itself.
@@KA1637 Sorry Kaiser, but I don't understand even a word. Is your autocomplete broken ?
@@waaaaaaah5135 Yeah, I guess that is kind of a point there. And I have in fact have to say, that I didn't read those fucked up forums, June apparently has.
I identify as a DFTMK: Don't Fucking Touch My Kids
I love how he completely skipped the part when you said kids grow up cause he knew he can't defend that.
Exactly
Greg's sudden commentary after lurking in the background the whole time was the apex of this video.
IKR, and what he said was hilarious too.
"Arsen" is a strong word. I prefer "large campfire"
Arson
u r doing it wrong.
I prefer "californian gender reveal"
@@kristofb5013 thats a good one
@@kristofb5013 LMFAO
One of the most terrifying things about these people is that they're incapable of seeing what they're doing as wrong and harmful.
Yes officer I wasn't stealing the car. Stealing has become poisoned, I was "indefinitely borrowing" it
TheAnonymouse funny you say that. According to U.K. law stealing is “depriving someone of their property permanently.”
Criminals used to say “I was on my way to take it back” when caught in a stolen car.
So now the crime is TWOC (Taking Without the Owners Consent).
You just borrowed without asking is all
Him: "The term Pedophile is such bad PR"
Me: "Oh jeez, I wonder why, bud."
Who is this guy?
@@spiko-ou3bp If you touch children, I don't care if you could help it or not, you're a horrible, terrible person.
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328
To be fair & I hate to do this, but one is a state of mind the other is an act.
Now from what I have read in the literature involving the study of paraphilias (abonormal & harmful sexual desires of acts). It is not likely that a pedophile (in state of mind) won't at any point act out there desires. It's not 100% but it's pretty close.
Now someone might say that homosexuality was once defined as a paraphilia & they've become socially accepted. They'd be right, but homosexuality should be socially accepted, because there is no inherent harm in respect to homosexual sex or relationships.
With pedophila there is always harm. Not just psychological but physiological a child who hasn't gone through puberty is incapable of engaging in sexual activities without at least causing themselves physiological harm & very likely psychological harm as well.
Biggsy DaBoss fair point, still think the dudes an idiot though
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328
I hate having to make points regarding this issue, but I think we should be able to hold a conversation about anything. Nothing should ever be beyond rational discourse.
Yeah he's wrong, because he advocates for acts that will cause harm.
"I'm sure your kid's not my type anyway uwu"
Why don't you, uh, take a seat right over there?
Oddly I'd kinda prefer they NOT get sitting around anywhere I am.
Chris Hansen has some cookies, and some boundaries lessons for you.
Chris Hansen: Habe a Seat Right over there
MAPs: OwO
Lil bitch can't UwU their way out of jail time
“Cannibalism” is such a harsh term. I prefer “trying exotic meat”
Man, warcrimes has such a bad ring to it. I prefer to use the term “civilian participation”
-Sun-Tzu, The Art of War
ReAl ShIt ?!
And I think he knows a little more than you do pal!
Actually the correct term is ‘acceptable casualties’ thank you very much
Maps were originally supposed to be an acronym for
Multi
Animator
Project
or something used to find directions from one place to another
@@BothHands1 i cant tell if this is sarcasm so excuse my retardation if so, but map isnt an acronym
MAPs have been ruined forever.
comrade dog
Making
Available
Positional
Suggestions
comrade dog
:)
The fact that this is even being argued about is just really damn sad.
You may call me “terrorist”, but I identify as an “explosive suspriser”
I think the dude’s edgy, rainbow-haired anime persona really ties the video together...really makes it complete.
Plus it's not shocking either
everbody gangsta till the rant channels anime character crosses their arms
i thought the man just had a thing for rainbow dash
@@Lol-qy2zj shall I mind blow you all? That dude said in a livestream this character is a woman
@@pgreg8528 Thought the avatar had breasts but wasn't going to say anything,
makes more sense now... maybe?
I don’t like the term “Genocide” I prefer “The Race to end another race”
@PADRE PIO X gas gas gas gotta step on the gas
@@alpharius42069
Damn the Jews may have been offended by these roasts
It’s not fascism, it’s hyper (certain) people love!
The race to end all races.
The final race is not against time, it’s this
He literally gets pissed about about someone telling children to be safe.
predator frustration when the prey gets away
Yeah, he is as slimy and horrible as he is colorful and edgy.
@@Plank-cn1we don't see what the gay part has to do with it, but yeah.
@@Plank-cn1we he's attracted to children, I don't can what gender they are that's fucked up.
@@Plank-cn1we dude wtf
Murdering is such a violent description. I prefer calling it, “Forcibly ending someone’s free trial of life”
“Incest” is way too harsh on us, i prefer “Sweet Home Alabama”
Bruh...…… Don't ruin such a good song
Mikel Sundeen Bruh........ it’s been ruined years ago
@@corndogthemagnificent2212 bruh...........it was never a good song
Bruh.......can we stop with this stupid inaccurate meme already.
Sassy _ Spoon fr
It's uncomfortable to listen to that guy try to justify his insanity.
It's like he's deaf to his own words. It's just crazy how he thinks it's reasonable.
He sounds like an ancap, or a white nationalist. Honestly.
The smug attitude, the edgy hatred of human kind, and underneath, the self loathing of someone who's never fully matured.
@@garymoreno8066 The power of echo chambers on the internet, my dude.
"These guys who disagree with me are so obviously, totally wrong! I feel it, therefore it's true! My specific brain chemistry makes me special. It's so funny that they don't realize that, right? Aw, you don't get it man! You don't get it, the world is against us!"
All I can think is what a waste of decent brain matter.
Omg
@Goodman just like, *laughs in physcopathic crimes against humanity*
Man, "stealing" sounds so harsh, I'd rather call it "surprise communism"
Improvized taxation?
Just surprise communism
Hippity hoppity, you’re Grain is my property
Comrade Stalin approves
@@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 hippity hoppity your bag is OUR property
As I take my last breath on my death bed, I would whisper: “choke me, Grandpa.”
Your BF just chilling in the back. Pure masculinity.
Ja
Thought Skeptic was her fiance?
@@lurker1245 you mean her father?
@@khuramchoudhry6994 oh yeah, sorry
@@khuramchoudhry6994 you mean her daddy?
"Choke Me Grandpa" - Shoe0nHead, 2019
The reason they call themselves Maps is because they guide children into their basements
Loolllll
@Marco Moschetti darker than the basement?
Dats fucked
But it’s also clever
Gold star⭐️
They guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
You mean they guide kids through their adventures at the dungeons?
5:08 she put him in the box.
Woah
Sh0eonhead:diddling kids is not cool
MAP’S:they’re not diddling kids they’re having rational conversations with them
Officer i swear i was just having rational debates with them
It’s not what it looks like officer she tripped fell and had a rational debate
MAPS:"We are not diddling kids, we are just grooming them, then diddling them with something we pretend is consent."
I have been anti-death penalty most of my life but the left is making me seriously reconsider this position.
@@fleeingglory4352 I was just using my body parts as a metaphor for the federal reserve, officer
They're experimenting with libertarianism.
I’m not a nazi, I prefer “Anti Jew and German Superiority Extremist”
Or activist depending on the time in history.
Move over sjw's.
As a Jojo fan, i prefer the term "the faction with the cyborg nazis".
I'm not a war criminal, i'm a pesticide.
I am not a communist. I prefer
"egalitarian extremist"
I'm not a nazi, i just tend to the furnaces
I always thought MAPs were Multi-Animator Projects.
I thought Maps are something you use to navigate the world :/
@@KnozLo Now I want some fucked up dude to make a world map using maps.
They are 😭😭😭😭😭
@@Eseerrowez The Necronomicon of Cartography.
Inked in Pedophile blood and bound in their flesh.
I thought they were a standardized test?
“Destroying a planet and killing the natives” isn’t the terminology I would use, I prefer “management and disposing of waste”.
They were doing that to make a hyperspace bypass
It's not enough that he defends kiddie-diddlers. He also had to disrespect Mean Girls
Unforgivable
he is one if you listen to his voice in the right spots
I don't prefer the term "Serial Killer", I much prefer "Darwins Unnatural Selection Hastener"
Lmao
Hahaha
DUSH
@@theresa5847 I wasn't sure anyone would pick up the acronym ;)
@Gengonglike Arbukle - but it didn't work for the acronym - "DUSH" better than "DNSH" also, lions can't murder. Man is the only animal that can "sin" or "break laws".
“We truly live in a society.”
-Shoe
Yea im a map 😎
M: ature
A: dult who hates
P: edos
5:06 my boi skeptic the voice of tolerance. Agree 100%
The voice of tolerance, in this case that being 0 tolerance. lol
Skeptic at his best
He's... he's completely unaware of the fact that sexual activity can (and most often does) cause psychological damage in children and preteens, isn't he?
Never let yourself be caught defending pedophiles, folks. It's not a good look.
can attest to this. I'm 24, and I've only recently became semi okay from sexual trauma from when I was 7. It really, really messed me up without me even realizing it. I have the scars to prove it.
Oh I'm sure he is completely aware, but that MIGHT get in the way of his child-fucking urges. God this shit makes me sick to my stomach.
No, I'm willing to bet he's fully aware. He just doesn't give a shit and/or talked himself into not believing it.
I had a best friend growing up who molested his little sister. I haven't spoken to him for a long time for a reason. Child molesters are scum and deserve to be treated as such.
Honestly by hearing how he's defending grown men and women wanting to fuck actual kids,he'll probably say some shit like "They're over reacting" or just a little of therapy will help.Or my personal favorite "kids are naturally curios about sex,so they're gaining experience" or some shit.
These types of people are disgusting and are just as horrible and inhumane as those who find chilren sexual for defending them.
"Choke me granpa" - Shoe 2019
"This is America. Fuck all the grandmas you want." -Shoe 2019.
I freakin died laughing at that when she said that 😂😂😂😂
I need this on a shirt.