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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @mfbjo6854
    @mfbjo6854 4 года назад +4054

    "Honey, how do I look in my new dress?"
    "You look very clever and talented"

  • @oliverpotts8664
    @oliverpotts8664 5 лет назад +4341

    "Tea is just gay coffee" You have angered the British Empire

    • @Lady_Maria-2007
      @Lady_Maria-2007 5 лет назад +193

      Ollypotts
      Our assassins are making their way through Canada as I type.

    • @thibaultl.477
      @thibaultl.477 5 лет назад +137

      Let us boil them with our kettles and cover them in marmite

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад +26

      @@thibaultl.477 What in the absolute frikin hek is marmite?

    • @firstnamelastname7038
      @firstnamelastname7038 5 лет назад +85

      Bro i drink tea and i ain't gay im just homie-sexual

    • @aidanlamb9744
      @aidanlamb9744 5 лет назад +54

      You also angered China as that’s where tea was first made

  • @tobiass6663
    @tobiass6663 6 лет назад +841

    "Gender balance your bookcase. Things have to be 50-50"
    A-Are you Thanos?

    • @jonathanwiener4979
      @jonathanwiener4979 6 лет назад +5

      Gutes profilbild

    • @attacus7168
      @attacus7168 6 лет назад +27

      Mr.stark I don't fell so good

    • @uniqueusername677
      @uniqueusername677 6 лет назад +33

      Thanos is more of a "50-" kind of guy.

    • @ThatJayBloke
      @ThatJayBloke 6 лет назад +35

      I can just imagine feminist Thanos coming to a house, seeing a gender equal bookcase and saying; "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

    • @tobiass6663
      @tobiass6663 6 лет назад +16

      ThatJayBloke feminist thanos would've killed all men.

  • @briishperson4555
    @briishperson4555 4 года назад +1140

    “Tea is just gay coffee”
    *Britain will remember that*

    • @thomstephenson4033
      @thomstephenson4033 3 года назад +39

      *BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

    • @aviz8590
      @aviz8590 3 года назад +31

      *Laughs in Turkish*

    • @jasrajsingh24
      @jasrajsingh24 3 года назад +35

      As an Indian, I'm offended as well.

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 3 года назад +14

      Damn right. (sips tea)

    • @samsharghy5042
      @samsharghy5042 3 года назад +16

      I'm iranian and I'm tea gang too

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 6 лет назад +4829

    “mr feminism’s wild ride” is how this decade will be remembered in history books.

    • @vvvvvv66666
      @vvvvvv66666 6 лет назад +7

      Chris Ray Gun 1 like

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 6 лет назад +55

      When you can't get off the ride...

    • @thebiteof420
      @thebiteof420 6 лет назад +66

      Why is it MR. feminism’s ride not MS.? HMMM?

    • @james4525
      @james4525 6 лет назад +6

      Chris Ray Gun how will this decade be looked at in history.

    • @user-fm4nu1tl4p
      @user-fm4nu1tl4p 6 лет назад

      WOHHHH CHRISS RAY GUNNN oh mah gurd

  • @sunlightwhite3337
    @sunlightwhite3337 6 лет назад +717

    All I learned from this is:
    MEN -If a female is anywhere on your vicinity, drop to the ground and play dead. Don't move, don't talk, don't breathe. This is the only way to avoid offending her.
    If you're lucky, she will just sniff you, lose interest, and move on.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 6 лет назад +78

      I hear their vision is based on movement :D

    • @Leo-sr7bq
      @Leo-sr7bq 6 лет назад +57

      Maybe you can horde them into groups by throwing Starbucks coffee, while they are busy drinking the coffee you can escape.

    • @flydieselair
      @flydieselair 6 лет назад +16

      What do you do if she gets a wif of the money in your pocket or sees that you are wearing an Armani suit and stays around to see if you move?

    • @MrCarmanJeff
      @MrCarmanJeff 6 лет назад +31

      She might complain that you are obstructing her path.

    • @seanscott4735
      @seanscott4735 6 лет назад +24

      Even then you're not safe. You could smell of THE PATRIARCHY

  • @jjs7650
    @jjs7650 5 лет назад +868

    I hear “drunken sailor” in the background... you can’t hide your sea shanties from me

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 лет назад +34

      Wey hey enup she rises

    • @Alex-rn3jv
      @Alex-rn3jv 5 лет назад +36

      *EARLY IN THE MOOOOORNING*

    • @austinbailey4605
      @austinbailey4605 5 лет назад +27

      Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, early in the morninf

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 5 лет назад +16

      Some "fun" verses
      Put him in a boat with the Captain's daughter
      Shave his bells with a rusty razor
      Put him in the bilge and make him drink it

    • @ZandieBird
      @ZandieBird 5 лет назад +6

      As soon as I realized that it was playing in the background I just started singing it over and over.

  • @xanderpines8631
    @xanderpines8631 4 года назад +47

    This is truly an eye opener. Never ever will talk to a woman or girl ever again.

  • @panther-nk2hn
    @panther-nk2hn 5 лет назад +1475

    “Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son...”
    I lost it. That was golden. Your dad is great. What a comedian.

    • @BoxGirl9
      @BoxGirl9 5 лет назад +9

      Thori Am 😂😂😂

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 4 года назад +66

      A good sense of humor clearly runs in the family.

    • @Emll_117
      @Emll_117 4 года назад +27

      That was her bf

    • @weeveeteevee149
      @weeveeteevee149 4 года назад +3

      @@Emll_117 R/ wooooooosh

    • @davidarruda8400
      @davidarruda8400 4 года назад +11

      @@weeveeteevee149 r/foundthemobileuser and r/keepr/onreddit

  • @namecannotbeblank6858
    @namecannotbeblank6858 5 лет назад +1202

    ShoeOnHead: Tea is just gay coffee
    Me: Angry British noises

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +36

      You conquered a lot, but you don't even know how to have a proper tea party. The American have you beat.

    • @pizzafrog.2468
      @pizzafrog.2468 4 года назад +28

      @@theblackbaron4119 no

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 4 года назад +6

      The Black Baron ???????????

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 года назад +4

      @@theblackbaron4119 murica

    • @user-hb1qc1uf2x
      @user-hb1qc1uf2x 4 года назад +1

      sssss FUCK NO!

  • @AStangeSoup
    @AStangeSoup 4 года назад +1844

    "Swap the genders"
    Alright Sally here's a story about SpongeBoob and Patrice, they live under the sea

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 4 года назад +166

      SPONGEBOOB

    • @nandesz5756
      @nandesz5756 4 года назад +125

      Mrs. Crabs and sand. Mrs crabs is a very talented businesswoman while sand is bad because he is male

    • @NamelessFhoul
      @NamelessFhoul 4 года назад +22

      Make them gay too

    • @tarunsharma9193
      @tarunsharma9193 4 года назад +59

      Snow white beard
      And 7 petite mature women's

    • @sullynoxionsshow1699
      @sullynoxionsshow1699 4 года назад +9

      fucking spongeboob

  • @Maludosgatos
    @Maludosgatos 3 года назад +190

    "Swap the genders"
    90% of fairytales/stories for children (*cough cough* Disney *cough cough*) are princess stories. In other words, this is gonna backfire SO GOOD.

    • @Cobalt...
      @Cobalt... Год назад +18

      Beauty and the Beast. lol

    • @StuJones-gn7te
      @StuJones-gn7te Год назад +7

      They made a movie once called "Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde" though I think the Dr was still a man.

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa Год назад +1

      Yes the points they make about women being unchangeably a men searching horn ball?
      Don't say that things are a thing if they can be changed and you're APART OF A MOVEMENT THATS TRYING TO CHANGE A THING

    • @dergeradeweg1413
      @dergeradeweg1413 7 месяцев назад

      @@StuJones-gn7teand the sister jekyl was the crazy one? 😂

  • @Michael-zx6yj
    @Michael-zx6yj 4 года назад +1439

    No.26
    "If you read stories to a child, swap the genders."
    Beauty and the Beast, belle becomes the beast.
    The people with pitchforks hunting the beast are now women.
    Telling the child that the women in the story perfectly describe the vicious feminists of today.

  • @avk2762
    @avk2762 5 лет назад +776

    It IS princess Leia tho. She's the princess of Alderaan. Yes, later in her life she became a general, but calling her princess is just as correct as calling her general.

    • @breadnugget3646
      @breadnugget3646 5 лет назад +113

      I mean, seriously. I feel like the person who thought of these 100 ways to respect women has never seen Star Wars

    • @pinkedduck49
      @pinkedduck49 4 года назад +9

      Cane down to the comments to say the same thing

    • @threepunch5702
      @threepunch5702 4 года назад +57

      Forgive me if I’m stupid (sarcasm) but last time I checked, princesses had more power than generals. So wouldn’t calling Princess Leia a general be an insult?

    • @nobodycares1238
      @nobodycares1238 4 года назад +28

      @@threepunch5702 princess of alderan general of the rebellion and considering alderan is gone being general would be more powerful also unrelated but doctor who's companions were called assistants before companions sooo

    • @anongrentenville8607
      @anongrentenville8607 4 года назад +10

      "To you she's a general, to me she's royalty"

  • @mitchfindergeneral
    @mitchfindergeneral 6 лет назад +361

    "Punch me, mommy. I've been a bad Nazi."

  • @randomhumor1
    @randomhumor1 4 года назад +122

    Wife: Ouu talk dirty to me.
    husband: *YOU'RE SO CLEVER AND TALENTED*

    • @hypnoteapot
      @hypnoteapot 11 месяцев назад +7

      But not hot, definitely not hot.

  • @theangrysmurf12
    @theangrysmurf12 6 лет назад +680

    "Tea is gay coffee"
    *Shrugs on redcoat*
    Guess we doing this now.

    • @SuperLusername
      @SuperLusername 6 лет назад +3

      pa-ra pa-ra pa-ra raaaaaaaa pa-ra-ra-pa pa-ra-ra-ra-raaaaaaaa
      ruclips.net/video/1zSowOS4Wyg/видео.html

    • @SuperAlexfarmer
      @SuperAlexfarmer 6 лет назад +16

      Bring it limey. Y’all don’t even have knives.

    • @leoTheKriegGuardsman
      @leoTheKriegGuardsman 6 лет назад +13

      You americans got rid of perfectly good tea we fought wars over tea i dont think you respek the tea enough U MUST RESPEK IT!!

    • @CaronDriel
      @CaronDriel 6 лет назад +7

      I'll betray my country and wear that redcoat if it's for tea's honor.

    • @chriscarroll8204
      @chriscarroll8204 6 лет назад +7

      Ye may take our freedom BUT YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR TEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • @timothyhawks7950
    @timothyhawks7950 6 лет назад +563

    If I swapped the characters in a fairy tale, does that mean that Snow White is now a young guy who gets poisoned by his step dad and winds up in a cave with a bunch of midget women? That actually sounds kind of creepy.

    • @brunoss.3273
      @brunoss.3273 6 лет назад +24

      The prince snow is going around I guess.

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 6 лет назад +67

      Let's make aurora (sleeping beauty) a man and have a woman save the man BUT before saving said man the woman rapes him while he is asleep and can't wake up

    • @saintshaggy1372
      @saintshaggy1372 6 лет назад +8

      Never laughed so fucking hard on a comment before. 😂😂😂😂

    • @iii5539
      @iii5539 6 лет назад +7

      Timothy Hawks I think a bunch of little men sounds creepy to...

    • @kattylearnsgerman6962
      @kattylearnsgerman6962 6 лет назад +2

      Hhahahahahah hahjahahahhahaha

  • @jonathanrobertson7059
    @jonathanrobertson7059 5 лет назад +2474

    I love how almost all feminist arguments are individually sexist in multiple ways.

    • @Celia_Louise
      @Celia_Louise 5 лет назад +53

      I mean, for extremists, which is what people tend to think of because they are SO FUCKING LOUD and actively hurt their cause and other feminists.
      Most feminists I know hate this bullshit because of that.

    • @RedBeard26
      @RedBeard26 5 лет назад +78

      @@Celia_Louise gotta agree with Jacob. Ive only seen a couple of these feminists in real life that are this extreme. Just gotta remember that most of this stuff on social media isnt how it actually is in our communities. Most feminists I have met truly only care about equality (without being sexist).

    • @adityaroy211
      @adityaroy211 5 лет назад +51

      @Dan S I don't understand the point of your comment, was calling him a neckbeard meant to be an insult, because at the end of the day, his point is right, almost all of the points in this video are hypocritical

    • @liamrabey6589
      @liamrabey6589 5 лет назад +15

      It’s bad how extremists make people think all feminists are like that

    • @Rock-yg9ln
      @Rock-yg9ln 5 лет назад +3

      When they say they believe in equality then say stuff like dont talk in meeting so girls can talk which obviously is why girls wont talk during meetings cause men always talk.

  • @mynameisrosiex4555
    @mynameisrosiex4555 4 года назад +97

    Don't walk close to a woman late at night
    "Don't walk close to me!"
    "I'm just trying to get home"

    • @Military.FutureUrbanCamo
      @Military.FutureUrbanCamo Год назад

      I don't care if I walk close to a woman she better gets out of my way or just deal with it women 😑

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa Год назад

      Yes
      Leave women alone and incapable of they get attacked
      That's great fuckin advice
      I don't think it's common for women to get attacked because I've been alive for 24 years now
      But if I had that trauma I'd prefer people to be within 5 meters of me at night

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 6 лет назад +1757

    I like how your style of filming these has made your content timeless in a way. There’s something homey about that laptop camera, and those black bars on the side.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 лет назад +449

      ye thats why i keep em. old youtube vibes. my original camera was actually 480p and it became my staple but when i updated to 1080 i rendered it down to look like the original camera.

    • @C0astDelta
      @C0astDelta 6 лет назад +27

      Shoe0nHead butiful

    • @fastandbulbous9697
      @fastandbulbous9697 6 лет назад +83

      I read it as "There's something horney about that laptop camera".

    • @clammy8884
      @clammy8884 6 лет назад +5

      Hey Quinton. Love youre content

    • @ITSFLESHY
      @ITSFLESHY 6 лет назад

      Quinton Reviews yes true

  • @FourFourSeven
    @FourFourSeven 6 лет назад +283

    _"...don't feel the need to go and check for yourself. And especially do not Google it in front of them."_
    Holy freakin garbage fire, Batman! They're just blatantly demanding blind obedience!

    • @justindorthewonderwizard645
      @justindorthewonderwizard645 6 лет назад +2

      FourFourSeven HOLY DIDDLY WINKLER BATMAN!

    • @jasonmeade955
      @jasonmeade955 5 месяцев назад

      Blind obedience is "modern" "progressivism" in a nutshell. It's like they read every scrap of research on cult behavior in order to create the most effective and totalitarian cult possible, then got a bunch of powerful elites to spam the entire world with it.

  • @thatguyoverther6019
    @thatguyoverther6019 6 лет назад +300

    "tea is gay coffe" you have no idea how many of us British people got angry at that.

    • @BaronVonWolfe19
      @BaronVonWolfe19 6 лет назад +16

      The truth hurts.

    • @slaidfh6211
      @slaidfh6211 6 лет назад +2

      I'm British, but I agree tbh

    • @SereousSem
      @SereousSem 6 лет назад +2

      unless they are too busy ... being terribly sorry for everything all the time :)

    • @slaidfh6211
      @slaidfh6211 6 лет назад +2

      you forgot "eh", eh

    • @rgiri77
      @rgiri77 6 лет назад +1

      +bepe beepe letuse fam At making tea? Ze are being silly (showing cultural sensitivity by using your legally compelled pronoun).

  • @brandonhaygood5286
    @brandonhaygood5286 4 года назад +87

    How can I respect somebody that is making generalizations about me and speaks to me in such a snarky tone? Or who makes a federal case over something so trivial as manspreading?
    If I weren't watching her responding to these and just read them myself I would have cancer.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 6 лет назад +354

    "It's not hard to miss'em!" That *instantaneous* regret was as beautiful as that ever-present Skeptic pillow.

    • @killertrr1
      @killertrr1 6 лет назад

      Single Greatest Roast of All Time

  • @Darkshadow21298
    @Darkshadow21298 6 лет назад +299

    Swapping the genders in children's stories would make like all the Disney princesses men...do feminists really want us teaching patriarchal stories to our children?

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 5 лет назад +42

      Frozen would wind up being very misogynistic. Those gold-digger redheads always trying to usurp the kingdom.

  • @DaSaintDemon
    @DaSaintDemon 6 лет назад +565

    -"wash my bra"
    -"Oh lord why didn't I have a son"
    NAILED IT!!!

    • @BossMannBiggz
      @BossMannBiggz 6 лет назад +22

      Son: "HEY DAD, *WASH MY JOCK STRAP"*
      (Throws it in dads face)
      ..."AYE DAD WHATCHU DOING WITH THAT BAT?...I WAS JUST JOKING...DAAAAAAD"

    • @mrlloyd149
      @mrlloyd149 6 лет назад +8

      I'm form Africa, (Kenya) my boss just Commanded me to find some great female C++ devs for advanced CV and AI/ML programming. Getting C++ devs in and of itself is a nightmare... But getting female C++ devs and who happen to be Kenyan? That's hell; I'm probably gonna lose my job just because I can't find great c ++ female programmers... What am i to do? if you happen to fit the criteria, please, for the love of god, contact me!

    • @zachanderson507
      @zachanderson507 6 лет назад +1

      Best part! Looool

    • @ElBlancoPapi
      @ElBlancoPapi 6 лет назад +4

      I don't fit the criteria....but I *identify* as a Kenyan woman who is a whiz at C++

    • @ElBlancoPapi
      @ElBlancoPapi 6 лет назад +1

      Wait....Kenya?? Probably only pays like $5,000 a year.....Nevermind

  • @biancaverdeschi880
    @biancaverdeschi880 4 года назад +69

    ""Decolonial feminism"" Oh my god.
    ""Gender balance your bookcase"" no.
    _""Always make sure you're being intersectional""_ no comment.

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 6 лет назад +758

    "*happy international women's day,*
    *think they'd do this for men's day? no way!*"
    me: there's an international men's day?

    • @asilduin4594
      @asilduin4594 6 лет назад +45

      Ikr lol

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 6 лет назад +55

      Never heard of it lol, and I doubt most men have either.. priorities amiright

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 6 лет назад +8

      She said, "...and I know that because RUclips told me about it. Do you think they'll do that for International Men's day?...". There is a difference between what she said and what you said. I hope you listen more carefully in school or work.

    • @OverratedPerson22
      @OverratedPerson22 6 лет назад +9

      It's July 15

    • @megashock1319
      @megashock1319 6 лет назад +28

      We dont know about it because we don't need a special day to feel good

  • @zarab8872
    @zarab8872 5 лет назад +1098

    imagine asking your boyfriend if you look good in a dress, and he says you look clever

  • @jcplaysmusic6257
    @jcplaysmusic6257 6 лет назад +698

    But leia was literally a princess.

    • @captain_subtle9375
      @captain_subtle9375 6 лет назад +41

      I guess she just isn't royal anymore and to be honest Princess akbar sounds a little better

    • @freakindamnshiki
      @freakindamnshiki 6 лет назад +16

      and was a general because she was 1st a princess, she outranked everyone not for beeing good at war (in the start) but because she was a princess, so being a princess is better than being a general in this case...0 uderstanding of space hierarchy

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 6 лет назад +8

      @@captain_subtle9375 fast forward 20 years where the Star Wars franchise has been bought by a 3rd party led by feminists who gender swap the entire cast for a reboot ( *cough* Ghostbusters inspired *cough* )
      Just wait, Princess Akbar will be a thing

    • @zafira_autobahn5707
      @zafira_autobahn5707 6 лет назад +1

      @@Real_MisterSir Princess Akbar would be fucking nice.
      Because she cant be pretty. Thats what feminists really fear, ugly woman. Thats why they want you to think fat girls are beautiful. They cant stand uglyness. Id like to see the daughter of Jabba also in the coming film. Miss jabba vs Princess Akbar. But no, to show how good woman in a fantasy galaxy are they have to be perfect, not realistic.
      (Like rey who is overpowered as fuck)

    • @xNightHawk32
      @xNightHawk32 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah Leia is actually both. But she’s been a Princess first and always a princess. She didn’t stop being a princess to be a General.

  • @farhaanali5311
    @farhaanali5311 3 года назад +35

    How to respect women: Pander to them every waking moment.

  • @ryanstewart3640
    @ryanstewart3640 6 лет назад +586

    "Support your Local Thot" - Shoe0nhead 2018.
    This video is hilarious, best one in a while

    • @meganroth3870
      @meganroth3870 6 лет назад +10

      Ryan Stewart I think you mean ‘ShoeOnHead 2020🇺🇸’

    • @MrSeany770
      @MrSeany770 6 лет назад +16

      more like only one in a while

    • @Archenw
      @Archenw 6 лет назад +2

      Ryan Stewart it's the only one in awhile 😂

    • @vincentgraymore
      @vincentgraymore 6 лет назад +6

      Actually, I do not understand how paying for camgirls or porn, in general, is going to help women. I mean if women only want money because of their appearance then sure but porn is kinda like the one branch where male actors do not have it great :/. Paying for porn is not gonna make the girls more "equal" but rather they would probably get a worse deal in the end as the companies take the most anyway. The tip should be pay for your local camboy instead.
      Also where I live there are no camgirls. At least not to my knowledge and barely any from my country at all.

    • @entropias_gonos
      @entropias_gonos 6 лет назад +1

      Ahem, more like it has been a while from the last one! Whaaaaaat!
      I'm being a dick, cause I made a funny joke, I can't stop giggling XD
      Don't mind me, I'm gonna kill my self now, oh gods, the womanity!

  • @johnmcmillan923
    @johnmcmillan923 6 лет назад +254

    Started laughing in a damn library when June asked her dad "to wash her bra."

    • @scottreinemeyer9651
      @scottreinemeyer9651 6 лет назад +1

      It was cute though

    • @SolidShepard
      @SolidShepard 6 лет назад +5

      i dont think so. she calls her dad in all the time. used to do it before her and skeptic where even dating.

  • @kieransharod1454
    @kieransharod1454 6 лет назад +593

    "Oh lord why didn't i have a son"

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 6 лет назад +3

      xD

    • @monochromeboi267
      @monochromeboi267 6 лет назад +22

      I wish my dad was that fucking good with the insults, rather than just calling me a shithead.

    • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
      @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 6 лет назад +1

      @@monochromeboi267 that part killed me :´u

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 лет назад

      God took the wrong son. God dammit Johnny.

    • @millialaurens266
      @millialaurens266 6 лет назад +1

      Future me when my daughter wants the pink scooter instead of the red one

  • @Uesurii_San
    @Uesurii_San Год назад +8

    As a guy, I love when people compliment my appearance. I love being told I look good.

  • @AlexandraStubbs
    @AlexandraStubbs 6 лет назад +155

    “Punch me Mommy, I’ve been a bad Nazi.” I see all that 50 shades movie watching has payed off.

  • @FailMatrix5
    @FailMatrix5 5 лет назад +650

    Imagine if a man made "100 ways to RESPECT MEN"

    • @Phobos17
      @Phobos17 5 лет назад +108

      TheWhiteViper Itd be taken down before it was posted

    • @kathyvincent5563
      @kathyvincent5563 5 лет назад +53

      Feminists: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
      REEEEEEEEEE

    • @parkersumwalt8078
      @parkersumwalt8078 5 лет назад +59

      It would probably be "treat us like people", but written 100 times.

    • @silvory7021
      @silvory7021 5 лет назад +10

      @@Phobos17 by feminists to be more specific. Cuz, you know, EqUaLiTy

    • @VealDeal
      @VealDeal 5 лет назад +12

      TheWhiteViper he would get attacked really badly

  • @martincampbell4211
    @martincampbell4211 5 лет назад +484

    "Tea is just gay coffee!" I see the queens assassins have failed so far.

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 4 года назад +15

    "How do i look on my new dress?"
    "Yes"

  • @dtjackson1647
    @dtjackson1647 6 лет назад +704

    #12 Did we just get told to stop calling women "bossy" and "irrational" in a bossy way that literally makes no attempt at rationality?

  • @mandylee3862
    @mandylee3862 5 лет назад +1317

    "gender balancing" your bookshelf would LITERALLY just be judging a book by its cover....

    • @hartjones8464
      @hartjones8464 5 лет назад +36

      Amanda Smith ThAtS WhAT tHe PaTrIaRcHy WaNtS yOu To ThInK

    • @milkywayy7243
      @milkywayy7243 4 года назад +17

      Didn't they say don't judge a book by its cover and that book being a woman?

    • @neph9886
      @neph9886 4 года назад +8

      This comment is literally so underrated

    • @anaa9245
      @anaa9245 4 года назад +3

      This is the best comment here lol

    • @bean5165
      @bean5165 4 года назад +13

      I prefer male protagonists because they seem better in writing imo than the female protagonist with their stupid love triangles.

  • @eduardolara3468
    @eduardolara3468 5 лет назад +1578

    "...tea is just gay coffee..."
    Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

  • @BleakNote
    @BleakNote Год назад +2

    This video has been the funniest by far, new shoeonhead fan, and just cycling through the recommended videos. Good shit, 10/10.

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 6 лет назад +166

    "Tea is gay coffee"
    And so the England-America war was born.

    • @EJM1224
      @EJM1224 6 лет назад +4

      Can I slytherout? It was called the Revolutionary War. Spoilers: their tea ends up in the harbor.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 6 лет назад +2

      Because yknow.
      England and America.
      Had T

    • @orgixvi3
      @orgixvi3 6 лет назад

      You mean the American Revolution? We already did that.

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 6 лет назад

      GO DRINK STARBUCKS

  • @Lemonz1989
    @Lemonz1989 4 года назад +469

    “Hello, smart woman. Seeing how you are identical to every other woman I’ve met, an empty shell, really, would you like to go on a date with me?”

    • @arthurbo3847
      @arthurbo3847 4 года назад +11

      Haha true, this is what I thought when watching, like how fucking politically correct do any of us have to be.

    • @alphacenturion1812
      @alphacenturion1812 4 года назад

      Arthur Morgan They’re offering a matriarchy where lgbt,black,women,disabled peopel

    • @MarkunSyndrome
      @MarkunSyndrome 4 года назад +20

      "You are not like any other girl"
      "Oh, so you are disrespecting all other girls???"
      "No..no I meant...Fine, you are like any other girl"
      "Omg then go with other girls!!!" *cries*"

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 4 года назад +22

      See, that's where you're wrong. You are not supposed to even utter a sound in their general direction. Why would you even think about talking to women, just because they're in public? Don't talk to women.
      Oh, what was that? Evolution got y'all hardwired to find the opposite sex attractive? Yeah, this is 2020, evolution isn't real and you better not assume a woman's sexual preference or their interest in your kind
      Except when they want to meet a guy, but remember they don't owe you anything so don't expect too much. Don't expect anything actually, why would you even? You are a man, after all

    • @stefannydvorak7919
      @stefannydvorak7919 4 года назад +7

      Flexy M’en are supposed to be seen and not heard. It’s equality!

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 5 лет назад +671

    "How to be wrong 100 times in one article."

    • @halfnorth
      @halfnorth 5 лет назад +14

      Darrell Covello 99

    • @tylerworks3158
      @tylerworks3158 5 лет назад +23

      Darrell Covello no there were like 2 that were acceptable not right but just acceptable

    • @prod.shammy3292
      @prod.shammy3292 5 лет назад +17

      99. Giving things to homeless shelters is cool

    • @entityw3974
      @entityw3974 5 лет назад

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @AlphaOfCrimson
      @AlphaOfCrimson 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I was going to say they got 1 or 2 right but it looks like I don't need to.

  • @jeanmanuel6182
    @jeanmanuel6182 2 года назад +3

    “What should we do with a drunken sailor?” Don’t hear that tune too often 😂 good choice

  • @jaxoncooper3354
    @jaxoncooper3354 6 лет назад +538

    SWITCH GENDERS IN BOOKS...50 shades of gray got 10x more uncomfortable, I didn't know it was possible

    • @fusionomni305
      @fusionomni305 5 лет назад +10

      Lol this thing has 69 likes!

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 лет назад +10

      I switched genders in Twilight it was horrible 😂

    • @chrismcdowall05
      @chrismcdowall05 5 лет назад +12

      @@donnamitsuki281 Whats worse is the author already did this, and people actually bought it.

    • @christianfaux736
      @christianfaux736 5 лет назад +11

      You misspelled "Hotter"

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 лет назад +12

      ...Actually that made it kinda hot. As a fantasy. As something that would in the real world be monstrously abusive but not when you can control every aspect of it in your own thinkmaker.

  • @darkmetamario
    @darkmetamario 6 лет назад +190

    “Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son”

  • @djpizza2934
    @djpizza2934 5 лет назад +668

    Thanos was right, we called him a madman, he was just trying to help

    • @captnsnackbeard6898
      @captnsnackbeard6898 5 лет назад +4

      Leave the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen alone

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 лет назад

      We mus'nt dust the wamen thought cause that's SEXIEST

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 лет назад

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 always.

    • @scribesarchive289
      @scribesarchive289 5 лет назад +1

      THE VOID true art is absence of EVERYTHING

    • @31minutesago
      @31minutesago 5 лет назад

      In the comics, Thanos was in love with Marvels Death, a female. DC also has a female Death, who is a hip goth chick.

  • @EthanCSKent
    @EthanCSKent 4 года назад +11

    "this is June. she eateth the cookie dough raw!"

  • @supermariogold0187
    @supermariogold0187 6 лет назад +298

    The best thing to come out of this was "Punch me mommy I have been a bad nazi."

    • @julianunyabiz2193
      @julianunyabiz2193 6 лет назад +2

      Adam T. Goldbloom the best thing to come out of the sjw/skeptic conversation in general.

    • @koalerboy
      @koalerboy 6 лет назад +1

      That one killed me hahahaha

  • @guyglasses3054
    @guyglasses3054 6 лет назад +193

    The earth might be flat but my life keeps going down hill

  • @Flump-Master
    @Flump-Master 6 лет назад +532

    'Tea is just gay coffee'
    My friend, you've just declared war upon me and my British bretheren. We are battle-ready; we have gathered our cups and saucers and are not afraid to use them.
    You do not stand a chance.
    Prepare for tea apocalypse.

    • @FaelanMacSuibhne
      @FaelanMacSuibhne 6 лет назад +62

      The Irish people will not join in this war as long as our potatoes remain unharmed.

    • @dragonborn797
      @dragonborn797 6 лет назад +29

      -We will take over the world with our unicorns and haggis- *SCOTLAND ALSO REMAINS NEUTRAL*

    • @kailianglf2
      @kailianglf2 6 лет назад +2

      thought you folks don't consider the word "gay" offensive.

    • @TirantRex
      @TirantRex 6 лет назад +14

      OH GOD! All that tea we dumped in the Boston harbor 300 years ago will emerge and kill us all!!!

    • @BGInsurgency
      @BGInsurgency 6 лет назад +1

      PublicFrenemy oddly enough Brits make decent soldiers

  • @cabbageman2386
    @cabbageman2386 4 года назад +30

    Is that “what do you do with a drunken sailor” in the background?

    • @trollkienofficial1225
      @trollkienofficial1225 4 года назад +1

      What should we do. Or at least I remember it that way. And yes, it is. But don't listen to me, my music hearing (or how do I say it in English, damn) is pure trash. :D

    • @siddhanthbhattacharyya4206
      @siddhanthbhattacharyya4206 3 года назад

      Ye

  • @seventhirtysix7794
    @seventhirtysix7794 6 лет назад +183

    6:30 it’s princess because that outranks general. She was adopted by the king/queen of Aldaran which makes her princess and calling her so is correct.

    • @JoeBurkeZerk
      @JoeBurkeZerk 6 лет назад +13

      SevenThirtySix In the original Doctor Who, they were called 'Assistants'. And the modern dubs in some countries call them that.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 лет назад +25

      Ssshhh you can't say that. You're assuming she knows less about Star Wars than you do. That's p r o b l e m a t i c

    • @srgforge2993
      @srgforge2993 6 лет назад +1

      Stah wahs!

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 6 лет назад +3

      Thank you. Calling her princess is acknowledgement of her royal heritage and status above that of mere military rankings, as well as her importance as a figure for her people.
      But what more can you expect from the lowest ranks of modern human equality society also known as feminism..

    • @christopherreichle6670
      @christopherreichle6670 6 лет назад +2

      Let's not forget that if we are gonna be finicky about titles it's:
      1) General Leia Organa of the Rebel Alliance
      2) Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan

  • @pogpop101
    @pogpop101 6 лет назад +275

    "100 ways you can give women special treatment in the name of equality."
    Stop this planet I wanna get off.

    • @justsomeguy5118
      @justsomeguy5118 6 лет назад +5

      I wouldnt stop Darth Vader from death starring this place.

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 6 лет назад +1

      I hear they are selling plots on Mars.

    • @gryffin2347
      @gryffin2347 6 лет назад

      If the planet stops we'd all die. So yes, please stop the planet, I would also like to get off.

    • @reggaemix7627
      @reggaemix7627 6 лет назад

      Heard mars is equal

    • @DeplorableMinecrafter
      @DeplorableMinecrafter 6 лет назад

      The Flawless Failure666 Mars is male.

  • @thomaswebley2523
    @thomaswebley2523 6 лет назад +367

    "Oh lord why didn't I have a son" 😂😂

    • @ElBlancoPapi
      @ElBlancoPapi 6 лет назад +8

      Which is what ALL dads think when they find out the child is gonna be a girl

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 6 лет назад +1

      At least a daughter will have all the advantages of being female in a misandrist world. She won't be told that her sex are all shits and should all "shut the fuck up". She will have privileges and unfair advantages based ONLY on her gender.

    • @worldhello1234
      @worldhello1234 6 лет назад

      No, on her sex.

  • @Random_Human_Person
    @Random_Human_Person 2 года назад +7

    The voiceover choice couldn't have been more perfect.

  • @dishwaterdaniel8328
    @dishwaterdaniel8328 4 года назад +1858

    "Pay for porn"
    We'll just start imagining it. Men are creative.

    • @DonNadie756
      @DonNadie756 4 года назад +141

      Only Fans: Somebody call me?

    • @hoshisaan
      @hoshisaan 4 года назад +99

      I actually don't undertand that one. Isn't feminusm against the whole pom industry..?

    • @zainsiddiqi7633
      @zainsiddiqi7633 4 года назад +105

      @@hoshisaan I imagine they're for it as "women can do whatever they want with their body"

    • @hoshisaan
      @hoshisaan 4 года назад +50

      @@zainsiddiqi7633, but almost everytime I'm on feminist forums I see a post about how horrible sex workers are treated. I've never seen a femist who supports it.

    • @dastss616
      @dastss616 4 года назад +101

      @@hoshisaan feminists are a walking contradiction

  • @projectbelmont7177
    @projectbelmont7177 6 лет назад +504

    "We're trying to meet the ridiculous standards that YOU benefit from."
    Okay, so you DO wear makeup to impress men.

    • @isabel-to4os
      @isabel-to4os 6 лет назад +22

      The Belmont Project oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!! Some bitch just got owned.

    • @iii5539
      @iii5539 6 лет назад +5

      The Belmont Project nice m8 👉🏼😎👉🏼

    • @hadouradiance3566
      @hadouradiance3566 6 лет назад +22

      The Belmont Project
      If she’s a feminist why would she try to meet those standards anyway?

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 6 лет назад +7

      @@hadouradiance3566 That is a good point.

    • @cadinm7852
      @cadinm7852 6 лет назад +4

      I literally read this as it played in the video

  • @mfrommi6593
    @mfrommi6593 5 лет назад +303

    5:26 90 percent of my bookcase is filled with Agatha Christie and JK Rowling books, oh well... Time to go buy some books written by men...

    • @maia2257
      @maia2257 5 лет назад +36

      Don't support the patriarchy! reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • @drew25000
      @drew25000 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @MangoMF
      @MangoMF 5 лет назад +5

      I don't read

    • @ryanpablo5048
      @ryanpablo5048 5 лет назад +8

      I don't read, books are not trans invention

    • @smileless3465
      @smileless3465 5 лет назад +8

      No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 4 года назад +10

    I love how she just says believe all women, BELIEVE THEM! like all women are perfect decent , having it all together human beings. 🤣

  • @raylopez9217
    @raylopez9217 5 лет назад +333

    2:01 - 2:13
    The Eart is flat, don't you dare tell me I'm lying, don't you dare do research. This is a fact!
    Source: vagina
    Eart: flat
    Chest: flat
    Feelings: hurt
    lolololol this is my favorite shoeonhead moment ever

  • @RepliYar
    @RepliYar 6 лет назад +152

    The "getting up at 4pm no being able to have a normal food or life schedule" - struggle is the most relatable thing I've seen on the internet so far.

  • @MrEnderChop
    @MrEnderChop 6 лет назад +243

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But must importantly
    He respecc

    • @snensnmt
      @snensnmt 6 лет назад +13

      MrEnderChop he man, he only erecc

    • @crunchybanana6616
      @crunchybanana6616 6 лет назад

      MrEnderChop assuming genders here, it could be a she, or attac helicopter

    • @hutchy4214
      @hutchy4214 6 лет назад

      MrEnderChop man brush it’s he attacc he protecc but must importantly he respecc

  • @antonsaiko
    @antonsaiko Год назад +2

    Shoe exists to piss off both sides of everything, I'm all here for it.

  • @thomass1477
    @thomass1477 6 лет назад +185

    "Reading is for the gays and the commies" thanks for finding me my yearbook quote. God I love this woman

  • @chainsmoker6705
    @chainsmoker6705 6 лет назад +611

    "Tea is just gay coffee"
    *BRITRIGGERED*

    • @pll9000
      @pll9000 6 лет назад +11

      Are you a cigarette?

    • @pll9000
      @pll9000 6 лет назад +11

      Michael Price Who me? No never that's hate speech.......

    • @gaysunshineshit4662
      @gaysunshineshit4662 6 лет назад

      Michael Price he knows how addictive I am 😏😂 omg I just assumed his gender 😱

    • @ch33suscrust17
      @ch33suscrust17 6 лет назад +7

      u foking wat m8

    • @chainsmoker6705
      @chainsmoker6705 6 лет назад +1

      pll9000 OI, HALT U CHEEKY LAD, LET ME SEE YOUR CLEVER INSULT LICENSE

  • @nimsnook
    @nimsnook 6 лет назад +345

    'just ask lesbian's how their dating life is going'
    SHOE, DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  6 лет назад +56

      IM SORRY

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 6 лет назад +8

      Libby Shannon It’s lesbians, not lesbian’s.

    • @MrCheminee
      @MrCheminee 6 лет назад +23

      Anyway, how's your sex life?

    • @rationalmartian
      @rationalmartian 6 лет назад +4

      Ohhh, ohhh, dear me.
      You're not a geezer, bloke, chap, dude or fella are you. Better damn well not be, or you're guilty of blokesplaining.
      LOL, but seriously. Nice one, I do so like a pedant.
      And never mind if it is a bint, keep on with that chapsplaining dude.

    • @rsspartanz
      @rsspartanz 6 лет назад +2

      Ha ha ha. What a story Mark!!

  • @tapuchris-cb9jy
    @tapuchris-cb9jy Год назад +1

    "Tea is just gay coffee" is the best part of this video 😂

  • @mercurialsilver5688
    @mercurialsilver5688 6 лет назад +137

    “She will disagree with you and probably be right.” You can just smell the narcissism from her list.

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 6 лет назад +20

      I feel like this was an extremely detailed (yet possibly unintentional) look into the childhood/teenage years of this list's writer/s.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 6 лет назад +21

      Also, intelligent people don't believe they're right all the time. They're just better at recognising when they're wrong, and painfully aware of how wrong they can be. It's all the introspection.
      The people who think they're always right are the idiots, sadly.

    • @1Selgin
      @1Selgin 6 лет назад +1

      Stephan Brun
      Wasn't it Aristotle who said, and I'm paraphrasing, 'the wisest man in the world is the one who admits he knows nothing'?

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 6 лет назад +2

      Seems to be Socrates, attributing it to the oracle in Apologia.
      en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Socrates#Apology

    • @1Selgin
      @1Selgin 6 лет назад +1

      Hmm, interesting. Good to know I was incorrect.

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 6 лет назад +3295

    "Swap the genders in your bedtime stories"
    Alright, there once was this chick named Jesus. She was captured by the Romans, violently tortured her then horrifically executed up on a wooden cross. THE END.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 6 лет назад +105

      Do Mohaned next, pleeeeeease!

    • @solidnein7481
      @solidnein7481 6 лет назад +199

      Oh, yes! The crucifixion was my favourite bedtime story, too😊
      "Mommy, tell me about the Manson murders, next...please!"🤗

    • @dedweight8292
      @dedweight8292 6 лет назад +164

      Be N S O N When you gender swap the bible so Men get pregnant

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 6 лет назад +99

      And all the bad guys in the story are bad women.

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 6 лет назад +82

      Once there was a woman called Abrahama who took her daughter to the dessert to sacrifice her to Yahweha. The daughter, Isaaca, said "I don't see a sacrificial animal" but Abrahama said "I brought one because I brought you here, you are to have this knife slice your throat to the greater glory of Jahweha and you will be offered because Yahweha loves the smell of buring flesh".

  • @bensmif
    @bensmif 6 лет назад +157

    right after you said "sometimes men repeat things i say" something fell off my shelf. even inanimate objects in my room think feminism is a joke.

  • @mildlyangryguy6292
    @mildlyangryguy6292 Год назад +4

    "General Leia, not princess" And here I was thinking the opposite of a princess is a prince and not a military ranking, how silly of me.

  • @sirpaintrys331
    @sirpaintrys331 6 лет назад +520

    Yes, let me get rid of half the novels I love because of equality.
    Yes, let’s not talk to women at all in public. Let’s not tell them they forgot something on the bench, or if they need help.
    _φ( ̄ー ̄ )

    • @sirpaintrys331
      @sirpaintrys331 6 лет назад +13

      I got another one. Hey, there’s a woman serving us food or drinks in public. Not allowed to talk to women in public? Guess we can’t thank her for serving us.

    • @xupr1713
      @xupr1713 6 лет назад +4

      don't get rid of them, just spend your valuable money on a shitload more that you don't need because equality

    • @kamush4172
      @kamush4172 6 лет назад +1

      Of course, considering that most women couldn't get books published for a solid, I don't know, whole of history, having 50-50 books would be so inconceivably skewed towards one or two people's opinions. Oh wait. I forgot that these idiots don't read about the past or books written in the past

    • @bet_jev8711
      @bet_jev8711 6 лет назад +4

      Paintball331 Roblox yes let's not talk to women AT ALL and then let them complain when they're getting ignored in public because *S E X I S M*

    • @xupr1713
      @xupr1713 6 лет назад

      Jess Bev
      those which possess the y chromosome shall not refer to their superiors which are pure and possess only x chromosomes.

  • @marco-cx8go
    @marco-cx8go 6 лет назад +81

    >5:30 in the morning
    >about to go to sleep
    >sees shoeonhead video
    >doesnt go to bed

    • @Huck1873
      @Huck1873 6 лет назад

      That’s me

    • @shtupidshtephen8755
      @shtupidshtephen8755 6 лет назад

      Why are going to bed at 5:30? I know that is a very mom thing to say, but was something keeping you up so long that you couldn't sleep before midnight?

    • @DerultimativeOzzy
      @DerultimativeOzzy 6 лет назад

      No breakfast for you then.

  • @lakejizzio7777
    @lakejizzio7777 4 года назад +256

    I *ALWAYS* google "facts" people say to me when I'm arguing with them. Saying that to me is a big insult. And I will not gender balance anything I will read/listen/watch, I don't criticize art by gender.

    • @JM-eq9qb
      @JM-eq9qb 4 года назад

      google is tainted. too much taint.

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 4 года назад +4

      @@JM-eq9qb yes google has “The gay”

    • @umnomeknexiste
      @umnomeknexiste 4 года назад

      Wasn't really expecting to see anything Haken related in this video, nice surprise

    • @lakejizzio7777
      @lakejizzio7777 4 года назад

      @@umnomeknexiste Me aswell. Nice surprise.

    • @themightykv-5410
      @themightykv-5410 4 года назад +6

      Doesn't matter about gender when it comes to books/movies/paintings, just the skill level of the artist/director/writer.

  • @ingachamemoryofprocrafter8838
    @ingachamemoryofprocrafter8838 6 лет назад +191

    Thanos must read balanced bookcases

    • @scallywag2054
      @scallywag2054 5 лет назад +13

      I think thanos needs to snap again

    • @TryanaTheGoober
      @TryanaTheGoober 5 лет назад +1

      Hehe

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 5 лет назад

      Slightly related note, the only female authors I have in my bookcase is Harriet Beecher Stowe and Agatha Christie xD

  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad 6 лет назад +705

    If believing wamen is the only place to start, why was it last on the list?

  • @evelynbasar2383
    @evelynbasar2383 6 лет назад +237

    Yeah but tbh what about people like me who read books translated from latin or major political texts. :/ Not many trans/disabled/fat/ect women wrote any of those. I dont pick up a book and go, *"Oh! This was written by a cis white man! Perfect!"* I read a book because its well written.

    • @berkleypearl2363
      @berkleypearl2363 6 лет назад +8

      Good luck finding Athenian Hellenistic literature written by a woman

    • @CMaldonado1690
      @CMaldonado1690 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah! Because a lot of disabled poor black women love to write about the roman legions equipment, training and tactics.

  • @megasaIexandros
    @megasaIexandros 4 года назад +38

    Alternate title:
    *spittin' facts for 13 minutes straight*

    • @xX_SushiRoll_Xx
      @xX_SushiRoll_Xx 3 года назад

      Its actually 13 minutes and and 15 seconds

  • @crazycatlady2744
    @crazycatlady2744 4 года назад +170

    "Gender balance your bookcase." Oh shit, I guess that means I have to throw out my Harry Potter books and replace them with some Bill O'Reilly rants or something.

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 года назад +7

      A large portion of my bookcase is collections (multiple authors) and unknown-author/traditional. Should I leave those and gender balance the rest or…

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 3 года назад +31

      Nah. Mien Kampf was written by a disabled male, a great addition to your bookcase

    • @syntheticant8172
      @syntheticant8172 3 года назад +5

      @@alecmullaney7957 That was good haha

  • @peppertalks6948
    @peppertalks6948 6 лет назад +282

    If a woman says its 2016, then I believe it’s 2016.

    • @sukmaidack
      @sukmaidack 6 лет назад +6

      I don't even know what year it is right now!

    • @Annexias
      @Annexias 6 лет назад +14

      its 2016

    • @ZachVsYouTube
      @ZachVsYouTube 6 лет назад +7

      I believe it.

    • @malikgg0195
      @malikgg0195 6 лет назад +8

      *Naruto in the background*
      "BELIEVE IT!"

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 лет назад +5

      MalikGG01 - Ha! Great reference to have right now.

  • @SparkInSpace
    @SparkInSpace 6 лет назад +218

    "oh lord why didn't i have a son " 😂😂😂

    • @k..._...v
      @k..._...v 6 лет назад +4

      Spark 7906 wtf....why do u have my profile pic? I'm am cri plz let me have my pic...!

    • @principal_optimism
      @principal_optimism 6 лет назад +2

      +shoe, was that staged?

    • @BenjaminEsposti
      @BenjaminEsposti 6 лет назад

      That's Kaneki's pic, not yours XD

    • @SparkInSpace
      @SparkInSpace 6 лет назад

      Ks V I've had this as my pic for like 3 years😂

  • @jonathanjoestar__
    @jonathanjoestar__ 4 года назад +2

    the fact that drunken sailor is playing in the background makes this video even better, because if a woman was found on a ship in those times, she would be thrown overboard

  • @wildsycamorepoetry6583
    @wildsycamorepoetry6583 6 лет назад +271

    "just ask a lesbian how her dating life is going" ADJFKDHAFHDK i feel personally attacked

    • @Brakvash
      @Brakvash 6 лет назад +8

      Does feeling personally defensive count?

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 6 лет назад +5

      So... how's your dating life going?
      That'll totally not make someone feel uncomfortable and want to punch whoever says it.

    • @SerLoinSteak
      @SerLoinSteak 6 лет назад +11

      "No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life" -Tommy Wisseau

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 6 лет назад

      Cottidae Unless it's going good?

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 6 лет назад +1

      Well according to Vice I should go to a lesbian and just be like, "Anyway, how's your sex life?"

  • @Asheslit
    @Asheslit 6 лет назад +83

    “Earth: flat. Chest: flat.” How dare you say that about Earth-Chan!!!!

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 6 лет назад +2

      The best Shinobi SHES A B CUP

    • @Asheslit
      @Asheslit 6 лет назад +2

      Doom Knight. I feel like your name explains your personality completely. Also, r/whoooosh

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 6 лет назад +1

      Doom Knight have you heard of Dragonfable?

  • @malcolm1201
    @malcolm1201 6 лет назад +430

    That condescending English voice really pushed me over the edge.

    • @emersonthomas7201
      @emersonthomas7201 6 лет назад +10

      IKR, what was up with that.

    • @brynnaandersen7739
      @brynnaandersen7739 5 лет назад +21

      You cant use condescending to describe a woman!!! you're making our lives harder!!
      Lol Piers Morgan on the other hand

    • @354el
      @354el 5 лет назад +1

      Was just about to comment that.

    • @T1Man11
      @T1Man11 5 лет назад +13

      She only read the points for Shoe0nHead's video. She probably tried to mimic a feminist's typical tone and did a good job.

    • @SarcasticPossum
      @SarcasticPossum 5 лет назад +1

      Well if she's gonna sound this condescending while telling me how to respect women then Im not gonna listen to her.

  • @nivedhaceaay3453
    @nivedhaceaay3453 10 месяцев назад +2

    "it's not hard to miss em"🤣 she set you up. Who has such self control not to slam that ball.

  • @howiej820
    @howiej820 6 лет назад +123

    6:17
    Jill and Jack went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
    Jill fell down
    And broke her crown
    And Jack came tumbling after
    Mkay done I am pro feminist now

  • @kittyjeany
    @kittyjeany 6 лет назад +107

    "100 ways to help women". It should be called "100 ways to help useless feminism"
    Also, ShoeOnDad seems like the chillest dad ever.

    • @almightyshippo1197
      @almightyshippo1197 6 лет назад +2

      Her dad has to put up with the fact that she's dating her father... wait, what?

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 6 лет назад +68

    "Don't call women bossy!"
    - Rants on like a control freak for 100 bullets.

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 6 лет назад +4

      Donald Piniach
      Say these things to them
      And if they say them back
      Say you're feeling "oppressed" and that they're being "misogynistic"
      Mentally fuck them

  • @onlinekicker
    @onlinekicker 3 года назад +2

    I learned a good way to "compliment" people with not much obvious to compliment.
    You say something obvious in a very flattering manner, "oh yes, she has a wonderful sheen to her dark hair!"

    • @mad_scientist5597
      @mad_scientist5597 Год назад

      i had to read this a few times to understand but it sounds reasonable I guess

  • @pugwhisperer6502
    @pugwhisperer6502 5 лет назад +186

    “Oh lord why didn’t I have a son”-Shoe’s dad

  • @Dragoncurse4
    @Dragoncurse4 5 лет назад +374

    "Think they'll do it for International Men's Day?"
    Pfff, they didn't even do it for Father's Day.

    • @Dragoncurse4
      @Dragoncurse4 5 лет назад +31

      @GreenBlue Math Actually there is. It's on November 19.

    • @DanTheReaperMann
      @DanTheReaperMann 5 лет назад +24

      @@Dragoncurse4 Goes to show how seriously it is taken.

    • @thetravelingmarauder1777
      @thetravelingmarauder1777 5 лет назад +15

      Dragoncurse4 that’s the one day of November men should have a past on NNN

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 5 лет назад +1

      @@thetravelingmarauder1777 two days after my birthday, so a double pass for me???

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 5 лет назад

      Who cares about men. We are the Satanic race, *aReN't wE?* *hMmMmMmM?*

  • @jakab-farkasreka2526
    @jakab-farkasreka2526 6 лет назад +522

    'just ask lesbians how their dating life is like' that hurt because it's. True.

    • @theshadowcult
      @theshadowcult 6 лет назад +25

      I have lesbian friends, they may be not the norm, but straight dating life seems to be about the same... it aint easy for most of us, regardless of preference.

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 6 лет назад +1

      @@theshadowcult Exactly

    • @yom2408
      @yom2408 6 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @jakab-farkasreka2526
      @jakab-farkasreka2526 6 лет назад

      @@bignibba3204 kecske!!

    • @stopstaringatmewtf7651
      @stopstaringatmewtf7651 6 лет назад +1

      What is dating life like? I'm a very curious man.

  • @liamspeaks9887
    @liamspeaks9887 4 года назад +2

    I’m dead and we’re only on like number 40. The “shut the f*ck up XY reeee” 😂😂😂😂

  • @shreyoley
    @shreyoley 6 лет назад +104

    “Tea is gay coffee” @shoeonhead YOU ATACC MY TEA?!?

    • @emmytweetie2177
      @emmytweetie2177 6 лет назад +3

      Shrey'o'ley !!!
      Coffee is gay tea.

    • @joemamma416
      @joemamma416 6 лет назад +2

      we know tea but its cold and sweet here. as a matter of fact its almost sweet tea season in america.

    • @elasmith4218
      @elasmith4218 6 лет назад +1

      Emerald Apple coffee is trans check privileged

    • @zoppie
      @zoppie 6 лет назад +2

      decaf is neutered coffee

    • @tomomo285
      @tomomo285 6 лет назад +1

      harbl99 She is Canadian dumbass