Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin. Epic Rap Battles of History.

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  • Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin. Epic Rap Battles of History.
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Комментарии • 98 тыс.

  • @EjayB
    @EjayB 7 лет назад +4520

    Dora the Explorer VS Christopher Columbus

    • @khirkluiseparwa7174
      @khirkluiseparwa7174 7 лет назад +38

      i would watch that

    • @superbooper3654
      @superbooper3654 7 лет назад +17

      YESSSSSSSS

    • @ry7ky
      @ry7ky 7 лет назад +10

      That's a great idea!

    • @DriftLV1
      @DriftLV1 7 лет назад +36

      They've already done him, have they not? You know they aren't going to do this, so stop suggesting it.

    • @dylanmccormick9821
      @dylanmccormick9821 7 лет назад +17

      OG Drift *cough* Donald Trump *cough*

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 4 года назад +9100

    "You're so ineffective, you couldn't even turn eleven."
    *Yes officer that's the man who murdered the child.*

    • @GreatNinjaman
      @GreatNinjaman 4 года назад +81

      That was, without a doubt, the deciding lyric.

    • @dhananjaydubey2773
      @dhananjaydubey2773 4 года назад +21

      In Pokemon X and Y he was turned 11, you can go and check

    • @the_americangamer4296
      @the_americangamer4296 4 года назад +60

      You are about to destroy item:
      Child
      Are you sure?
      Yes or Yes?

    • @qwertystudios3815
      @qwertystudios3815 4 года назад +1

      666 likes. Nice.

    • @missyc.3797
      @missyc.3797 4 года назад +4

      he's the man behind the slaughter

  • @dredark3
    @dredark3 2 года назад +3050

    "I'm a masterful naturalist what I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list" WOW that was just a well-crafted verse all around.

    • @Elmntrix_1991
      @Elmntrix_1991 2 года назад +65

      that's an unrated bar

    • @entelektuel.yolculuk
      @entelektuel.yolculuk Год назад +7

      @Taurus2020 it took billiions, line is great too

    • @rickeymitok2933
      @rickeymitok2933 Год назад +5

      underated, your right
      but genius

    • @kibwel.parker6042
      @kibwel.parker6042 Год назад +4

      James bond disagrees;
      Blast shots acha like gas from a back slot of a fat scot

    • @rpgfanatic9719
      @rpgfanatic9719 Год назад +1

      That's a 2 rhyme bar, that's not impressive.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад +3889

    "This dude spent 8 years studying barnacle dick" was super effective, but "Look, Mighty Morphin' Michael Vick" was a critical hit.

    • @Akumpo274
      @Akumpo274 Год назад +165

      And TB and Scarlet Fever, Gotta catch em all: Darwin fainted

    • @Magi_H2U
      @Magi_H2U Год назад +1

      @@Akumpo274 As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother: Darwin took Ash down with it

    • @SoccYT
      @SoccYT Год назад +1

      @@Akumpo274
      Nah trainer Darwin won the battle with their move "as hard as the wood Oak gave your mother"

    • @7oy
      @7oy Год назад +252

      @@Akumpo274 nah, he used endeavour and knocked ash out with the “hard as the wood Oak gave your mother” line.

    • @rpgfanatic9719
      @rpgfanatic9719 Год назад

      @@7oy Endeavor doesn't kill, and how does a shitty theoretical mom joke beat out FACT of darwin banging his cousin and therefore DOOMING his own children during a time period I might add where it was already fucking documented as disgusting and genetically harmful?

  • @filipdujkovic1280
    @filipdujkovic1280 4 года назад +9429

    "You've got no game boy."
    After 3 years, I just realized, Ash isn't in any Pokemon game...

    • @hakiemporter9880
      @hakiemporter9880 4 года назад +376

      Filip Dujkovic I didn’t ask to question my life

    • @mostern4008
      @mostern4008 4 года назад +80

      isn't he red in crystal?

    • @filipdujkovic1280
      @filipdujkovic1280 4 года назад +540

      Mo Stern no, Red and Ash are NOT the same person, Ash is just Red’s anime counterpart, and Ash never appeared in any Pokémon games for as
      much as we know

    • @filipdujkovic1280
      @filipdujkovic1280 4 года назад +41

      More likes than I ever had, thank you, it’s my duty as an upcoming battle rapper to catch these lines.

    • @furykiller08ttv78
      @furykiller08ttv78 4 года назад +103

      @@filipdujkovic1280 technically he was a name choice in yellow but

  • @TBomb15
    @TBomb15 3 года назад +14289

    Oak: is your mother still single?
    Ash: yeah
    Oak: here's a Pokédex, go catch everything on the list.

  • @SPM_Zsaws
    @SPM_Zsaws Год назад +4174

    Now that Ash's adventure has ended, this hits exceptionally hard

    • @Neuroszima
      @Neuroszima Год назад +162

      wait, don't tell me he finally turned 11 :O

    • @SPM_Zsaws
      @SPM_Zsaws Год назад +107

      unfortunately no he didn't

    • @Neuroszima
      @Neuroszima Год назад +27

      LOL

    • @NotMaxr3fund
      @NotMaxr3fund Год назад +8

      Damn fax

    • @lordvader3697
      @lordvader3697 Год назад +11

      @@Neuroszima he probably will. This year

  • @Jn_-hh6dm
    @Jn_-hh6dm 2 года назад +5358

    I don't know how these guys make a "no cringe" live action version of Ash. You are amazing guys!

    • @fudouakio4759
      @fudouakio4759 Год назад +200

      'Kick it' was a little cringe

    • @jesseschnee5055
      @jesseschnee5055 Год назад +149

      @@fudouakio4759 As well as "That's A to the Shush"

    • @jeremiahjoseremollo6111
      @jeremiahjoseremollo6111 Год назад +302

      It was very cringe, but that's okay because that's supposed to be the point

    • @sac1211
      @sac1211 Год назад

      The people above me are very dumb

    • @bigman542
      @bigman542 Год назад +69

      @@jeremiahjoseremollo6111 I could see the cringe but it was pretty good I liked it

  • @jujucasar2003
    @jujucasar2003 4 года назад +4636

    Best Flow: Ash
    Best Disses: Darwin
    Winner: Oak

    • @giornogiovanna8353
      @giornogiovanna8353 3 года назад +115

      Loser: ash mother

    • @kenality5630
      @kenality5630 3 года назад +192

      @@giornogiovanna8353 technically she won since she got some hard wood

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 3 года назад +31

      Tbh the best diss is the catch em all line to me. So Ash had the best disses.

    • @jujucasar2003
      @jujucasar2003 3 года назад +15

      @@Metalhammer1993 best disses plural in total not a 1 hit wonder

    • @devlin9871
      @devlin9871 3 года назад +8

      I’m sorry the best diss was the “gotta catch ‘em all” line.

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 7 лет назад +22575

    I'm surprised Darwin didn't insult Ash's inability to distinguish evolution from metamorphosis.

    • @speciessaladmallory5128
      @speciessaladmallory5128 7 лет назад +1480

      It was enough to insult Ashs inability to get older. :D

    • @SenseiLeRoof
      @SenseiLeRoof 7 лет назад +499

      That one's on Game Freak more than Ash.

    • @Mat4yo
      @Mat4yo 7 лет назад +217

      That was one of my lines they didn't include. Find out more in Chisel This!

    • @MrValarMorgoth
      @MrValarMorgoth 7 лет назад +43

      he is too cool for doing that

    • @davidattenborough1631
      @davidattenborough1631 7 лет назад +27

      its never enough. *never*

  • @pentiumdeusex-machina4645
    @pentiumdeusex-machina4645 Год назад +788

    "You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea"
    While Darwin won, that line probably got Ash a consolation prize of 128 of whatever was in his sixth item slot.

    • @AsraliaX2
      @AsraliaX2 Год назад +75

      I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS A MISSIGNO REFERENCE

    • @thiagocruz2431
      @thiagocruz2431 Год назад +7

      Indeed

    • @theghostofspookwagen4715
      @theghostofspookwagen4715 Год назад +20

      If anything the "TB and Scarlet Fever" line was Ash's best.

    • @GastricProblemsHaver
      @GastricProblemsHaver Год назад +9

      why else do you think he attended the battle? bro needed some extra master balls

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 5 месяцев назад +3

      Ash won. His gotta catch 'em all line is genuinelly on par with "Miss Carraige" imo

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Год назад +1054

    “Mighty Morphin’ Michael Vick,” is still one of my favorite insults they’ve ever produced.

    • @HitomiShizukiFan6669
      @HitomiShizukiFan6669 Год назад +3

      Mines too.

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins Год назад +45

      I don't even know who Michael Vick is, but I just love the way it sounds

    • @HitomiShizukiFan6669
      @HitomiShizukiFan6669 Год назад +3

      @@TheoHiggins I think he plays sports

    • @sapphicwriter
      @sapphicwriter Год назад +167

      @@TheoHiggins Michael Vick is a former football player who around 2007 was exposed in engaging in dog fighting rings. Darwin is basically saying that Ash and the other trainers use the pokemon in a similar way for entertainment.

    • @laniebugg
      @laniebugg Год назад +26

      @@sapphicwriter OMG thank you!! I have gone years not knowing what that means!

  • @vertex1933
    @vertex1933 7 лет назад +625

    1/10 Brock didn't come out from nowhere and drop rock hard lines

    • @loreblue7639
      @loreblue7639 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @nickaww
      @nickaww 7 лет назад +6

      mikeforce 04 he'll drop hard lines, just like his eyes

    • @Parvapinna
      @Parvapinna 7 лет назад +5

      You mean BROCK hard lines? *rimshot*

    • @tenroy6
      @tenroy6 7 лет назад +11

      the "random come out" shit is crap. Thank god they got rid of it finally.

    • @shamussarrazine6623
      @shamussarrazine6623 7 лет назад +8

      They never did. Lincoln.

  • @Lakitu1134
    @Lakitu1134 7 лет назад +4158

    Ash was really doing well up until Darwin's last fucking line
    I mean Jesus

    • @devanujbaruah3627
      @devanujbaruah3627 7 лет назад +168

      This was the first time in my life i legit "oooooo"-ed at a rap battle

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 7 лет назад +100

      I mean think about it oak claims to have gone on grand adventures and seen lots of pokemon but he gave ash a blank pokedex so he could keep him busy long enough to bone his mom so yeah I saw that one coming

    • @NoclockMinecraft
      @NoclockMinecraft 7 лет назад +23

      This line was savage !

    • @thall9722
      @thall9722 7 лет назад +30

      That's when you HAVE to go: DAAAAAMN

    • @kanashimi4356
      @kanashimi4356 7 лет назад

      same.

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Год назад +351

    Over 6 years later and that transition between IRL to anime to IRL is still one of the coolest things you’ve done in a rap battle.

  • @Akumpo274
    @Akumpo274 Год назад +850

    "Gotta catch em all" has to be the most brutal line in ERB history along with "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" and "Miss Carriage"

    • @Justasykoseashell
      @Justasykoseashell Год назад +13

      The miss carriage one is from the Monroe vs Cleopatra battle, but I don't recognize the other one off the bat.

    • @Akumpo274
      @Akumpo274 Год назад +38

      @@Justasykoseashell Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood, it's the mic drop line from Clint

    • @convertible4925
      @convertible4925 Год назад +6

      Nah “gotta catch ‘‘em all” requires a prerequisite knowledge of pokemon which not all people have while the other two are straight to the point and easy to understand.

    • @demonassault5912
      @demonassault5912 Год назад +10

      The mighty morphin michal Vick line was brutal

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 Год назад +40

      @@convertible4925 It's literally the english slogan of the entire series, you don't need to be THAT familiar with Pokémon

  • @luzy1761
    @luzy1761 7 лет назад +6157

    I studied Charles Darwin, but in all my books, it never said he was as savage as this.

    • @samuely.9959
      @samuely.9959 7 лет назад +28

      Raa luzy Potato XD

    • @rosefrance5685
      @rosefrance5685 7 лет назад +20

      Raa luzy Potato trueee

    • @khekiali6600
      @khekiali6600 7 лет назад

      Rose France

    • @vuvuvu6291
      @vuvuvu6291 7 лет назад +6

      +ElectricHelloKitty Maybe he wasn't explicitly... But kinda intended to. That's why he gave a hint..

    • @ElectricHelloKitty
      @ElectricHelloKitty 7 лет назад +35

      No. he said monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor. (The missing link) monkeys aren't are parents according to darwin; they're more so our sibling

  • @mangothedango
    @mangothedango 2 года назад +10336

    "TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch 'em all!"
    Ash, that's elder abuse
    "As hard as the wood Oak gave your mother"
    *Darwin, that's child abuse*

    • @LynnLayla
      @LynnLayla 2 года назад +403

      equality

    • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
      @HaganeNoGijutsushi 2 года назад +520

      Ash: "I need an adult."
      Darwin: "I am an adult."

    • @jasonbethea7929
      @jasonbethea7929 2 года назад +83

      @@HaganeNoGijutsushi team four star reference

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад

      Joke's on him, it was actually Mr. Mime who fucked Ash's mom.

    • @butwhatif9645
      @butwhatif9645 2 года назад +41

      Ultra fire 🔥 both these verses

  • @lioneagle2555
    @lioneagle2555 Год назад +1224

    As good as Ash's verse was, I'd say that Darwin won. But that was a close one.

    • @bear619bolt4life
      @bear619bolt4life Год назад +55

      Ash scorched the earth with that "you lost three children when they were still small/tb to scarlett fever gotta catch 'em all ". No suvivors after that

    • @lioneagle2555
      @lioneagle2555 Год назад +96

      @@bear619bolt4life Nah, Darwin saying "It was hard losing my daughters and their brother, as hard as the wood that oak gave your mother" instantly gave him the win.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Год назад +32

      @@lioneagle2555 Honestly that line didn't really resonate with me. "gotta catch em all" wins out

    • @soc1163
      @soc1163 Год назад

      @@lioneagle2555 so, a your mom joke is better than "your incestuous relationship resulted in 3 of your young children dying prematurely"? lmao

    • @themysticgriffin9103
      @themysticgriffin9103 Год назад +19

      @@Resi1ience That line references oak the coach in the series getting ash out of the way so that he can sleep with ash's mother, so it is kind of a hard burn.

  • @dunslax3
    @dunslax3 Год назад +188

    For those of you who don't know, Charles Darwin saw this battle and said that he would've done it if they'd asked

    • @rodomolina7995
      @rodomolina7995 11 месяцев назад +13

      Only the real ones will get the reference

    • @GardenData61371
      @GardenData61371 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rodomolina7995i guess I'm real

    • @electrikpikachujm69
      @electrikpikachujm69 8 месяцев назад +3

      I don't get it... 😅

    • @Listening_Books12345
      @Listening_Books12345 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@electrikpikachujm69 that means you're not real, and just a figment of someone's imagination, probably a coma patient or a nonverbal kid playing with a snow globe

  • @stewarthowell6781
    @stewarthowell6781 5 лет назад +4598

    "You're so ineffective, you couldn't even turn 11".
    Such a great line.

    • @Ovami
      @Ovami 4 года назад +12

      Stewart Howell not anymore since he’s 11

    • @veretxnerd983
      @veretxnerd983 4 года назад +7

      Even though now he looks like 10

    • @lollyjollyflapjacks6078
      @lollyjollyflapjacks6078 4 года назад +21

      Stewart Howell if you counted up all the years for Ash he would be like, 21 I think. Someone counted all the years up.

    • @greatenemy2734
      @greatenemy2734 4 года назад +10

      veretx nerd I mean in X and Y he looked somewhere around 14-16

    • @SimanSlivar
      @SimanSlivar 4 года назад +6

      @@lollyjollyflapjacks6078 Not really most of the adventures take place in the span of about 6 months.

  • @ApatiteSupernova46
    @ApatiteSupernova46 5 лет назад +5089

    Darwin’s last verse. The man only needed 9 seconds to steal the win.

    • @douchecopter2209
      @douchecopter2209 5 лет назад +59

      Congratulations. You got a shoutout.

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 5 лет назад +71

      Only need 9 seconds?
      This a JoJo reference?

    • @bootmanbill2362
      @bootmanbill2362 5 лет назад +13

      Keeper of Eurobeat 9 seconds is my limit

    • @_Atzin
      @_Atzin 5 лет назад +30

      I dont know about that, his "My research reversed the the first words of the church" line gives my ASMR everytime I hear it.

    • @taotao1092
      @taotao1092 4 года назад +1

      Knowle Austin no u

  • @carterskindle7086
    @carterskindle7086 9 месяцев назад +48

    "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother" that line gave Darwin the win no doubt, probably one of the best lines ERB has ever written.

    • @IwhowasdatXD960
      @IwhowasdatXD960 4 месяца назад +3

      I like to think that against anyone else it wouldn’t be effective at all but against a 11 year old😂

    • @Annihilated64-13yearsago
      @Annihilated64-13yearsago 14 дней назад

      How exactly? "One of the best lines ERB ever written"? Really? So a yo mom joke beats a diss that makes fun of someone's kids dying in the same battle? A yo mom joke also beats a clever line like "wanna beat a little white usher? Here, show them to their seats"? There's no proof that oak did, and even if there was, it would be even weaker, he'd just be stating out the obvious.

  • @adamzhang2874
    @adamzhang2874 Год назад +321

    1:52 The Japanese name "Oak" literally means "big wood", these people are genius

    • @devzy793
      @devzy793 Год назад +44

      Don't think it's that deep. Oak is a tree. Tree = wood. Amazing bar nonetheless

    • @theravenwizard
      @theravenwizard Год назад +16

      @@akshitsharma8475 They're actually onto something with that though. "ki" is the reading of tree, and the prefix "oo" (usually spelled with an o with a crossbar) and read as just a long o, means large. So "Oki", or oo-ki which sounds not unlike Oak means large tree... or if you're mentally 6, big wood.

    • @dystrophic
      @dystrophic Год назад +1

      @@theravenwizard Also an Oak is a big wooden tree

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 Год назад

      @@dystrophic ehm, unless it's graph tree, tree is wooden indead

    • @shanthegamer21
      @shanthegamer21 8 месяцев назад

      Sounds like Darwin kinda invented the “I fucked your mom” meme before it became huge, except he’s telling Ash that Oak fucked his mom.

  • @spectrumz115
    @spectrumz115 7 лет назад +2614

    It's been 3 days, still recovering from that Darwin's last line Ash is RIP

    • @ketchupacket
      @ketchupacket 7 лет назад +8

      Ikr

    • @deangelobrown7905
      @deangelobrown7905 7 лет назад +7

      Spectrum Z true that.

    • @floufire
      @floufire 7 лет назад +5

      so freaking true 😂👌

    • @straylynx
      @straylynx 7 лет назад +4

      +Spectrum Z word.

    • @balkanbully
      @balkanbully 7 лет назад +19

      YEET HE GOT REKT
      Also, didn't anyone kinda see the dab at 0:51?

  • @abnojayoung5430
    @abnojayoung5430 6 лет назад +2186

    'You're so ineffective you couldn't turn 11'

    • @redhatpat
      @redhatpat 6 лет назад +29

      Abnoja Young "TB and Scarlet Fever! Gotta catch'em all!"

    • @carlmosessongsdemos2394
      @carlmosessongsdemos2394 6 лет назад +50

      RedHatPat "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother"

    • @Mr_Onion_Real
      @Mr_Onion_Real 6 лет назад +20

      "Look, mighty morphin' michel vick"

    • @anniethomas239
      @anniethomas239 6 лет назад +20

      'You're animate slave fights make me sick'

    • @allieshrimpton832
      @allieshrimpton832 6 лет назад +22

      'It took millions of years for mankind to evolve, now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your balls'

  • @VideoGamesEpic
    @VideoGamesEpic 10 месяцев назад +45

    "And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother. As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother."
    It's been 6 years, and this is single best "your mom" punchline I've heard.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Месяц назад

      And he did the Eminem thing: Taking a diss an enemy used against you, and rolling with it to use as armor.

  • @graysong828
    @graysong828 Год назад +36

    Ash’s “gotta catch them all” line was fire but Darwin’s “harder than the wood that Oak gave your mother” was molten lava

  • @dperry_319
    @dperry_319 7 лет назад +1834

    Darwin won with that last line. Damn ash got fucked...

    • @chickage5717
      @chickage5717 7 лет назад +22

      Ramtin Vahdati. ash lost

    • @21kHzBANK21kHZ
      @21kHzBANK21kHZ 7 лет назад +13

      Ramtin Vahdati. ash lost

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 7 лет назад +8

      ash lost

    • @Mushroobmuncher
      @Mushroobmuncher 7 лет назад +7

      Like. Those types of jokes just prove how old and outdated Darwin was in this battle. A momma got screwed joke? But wait, this guy spent 8 years studying barnacle dick. Yea he really won. Lol.

    • @DoomboomJeinks5069
      @DoomboomJeinks5069 7 лет назад +18

      First off he spent 7 years studying Barnacles in general, not just their reproductive organs. Also, Darwin's "Momma got screwed joke" fit well into the verse.

  • @Alex-yy5wo
    @Alex-yy5wo 4 года назад +3544

    Everyone’s calling Ash Ketchum a zoomer when he’s really a millennial due to him being born in 1987.

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 3 года назад +213

      He was born in 2010, he's ten years old.
      His birthday _was_ 1987 back in '97, though, back when he was still ten.

    • @jamieyeomans3778
      @jamieyeomans3778 3 года назад +112

      @@Ghostguy693 That's stup...wait...that makes complete sense.

    • @baconhair_cringe2651
      @baconhair_cringe2651 3 года назад +7

      @@Ghostguy693 no.

    • @baconhair_cringe2651
      @baconhair_cringe2651 3 года назад +67

      @@Ghostguy693 ash doesn't age becaise he was Ho-oh in Ep1 of the anime, and it grants wishes, and ash wants to always be on a pokemon journey, so ho-oh made him not age.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 3 года назад +16

      Did you miss the part of Ash never turning 11?

  • @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129
    @aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 2 года назад +115

    "TB and Scarlet Fever, gotta catch em all" is probably the greatest line in all of ERB by a losing party

    • @localjazz
      @localjazz Год назад

      True

    • @JPFootballClub
      @JPFootballClub 7 месяцев назад

      I think the Santa line is better, but that line could have won it for Ash if Darwin wasnt dope
      "You best arrest yourself, you broke your own law
      Or was there something in rule 6 i didnt understand
      My list says 'Killed egyptian dude, buried him in sand'"

    • @Steven-uh7lx
      @Steven-uh7lx 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JPFootballClub Santa beat Moses super convincingly imo

    • @shanecolby547
      @shanecolby547 3 месяца назад

      Honestly the entirety of Ash’s third verse was brutal but he didn’t really have much that hit hard before that

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Месяц назад

      @@Steven-uh7lx
      Yeah, Moses was carried hard by his actor: Snoop Dogg himself.

  • @Wellshem
    @Wellshem 8 месяцев назад +18

    Close battle but the "gotta catch 'em all!" won it for me

  • @FHI9460
    @FHI9460 7 лет назад +1103

    The battle ended when Darwin said "you couldn´t even turn 11"

    • @drumline1321
      @drumline1321 7 лет назад +3

      so true man I died right there hahaha

    • @gdludicrousity8011
      @gdludicrousity8011 7 лет назад +43

      Farhaz Ismail Darwin won by far. "Hello there, welcome to a world called Earth", "You couldn't even turn 11", "I'm not charles-sheen, but I am Dar-Winning", "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother". I'm dying with laughter at all of these

    • @leavemebeggl5502
      @leavemebeggl5502 7 лет назад +3

      AS HARDDDD AS THE WOOOODDD!

    • @rinsters
      @rinsters 7 лет назад +1

      *I'm* 11!

    • @aceofspades7322
      @aceofspades7322 7 лет назад +3

      Damn Right

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 3 года назад +4711

    “You’re so ineffective you couldn’t even turn 11”
    So no ones gonna talk about this?

  • @Dairunt1
    @Dairunt1 Год назад +30

    0:55
    An underappreciated line but "you got no game, boy" was so smooth

  • @s.a.mproductions152
    @s.a.mproductions152 Год назад +229

    “When I need a weak verse I choose you”
    Underrated line

  • @Gramp1
    @Gramp1 3 года назад +10514

    Okay, let’s be real, that part where it transferred to his anime face for a second was actually amazing

  • @LilWaffle24
    @LilWaffle24 7 лет назад +3285

    ERB announcer vs honest trailer announcer

    • @victormendoza5007
      @victormendoza5007 7 лет назад +8

      That would be sweet!

    • @NJelBoi
      @NJelBoi 7 лет назад +3

      Yes please!

    • @commissarkitty3553
      @commissarkitty3553 7 лет назад +4

      Come on guys, we have to get this to the top so they see it and make it happen!

    • @aftermathematics365
      @aftermathematics365 7 лет назад +20

      The ERB announcer is actually Nice Peter.

    • @drdav1
      @drdav1 7 лет назад

      The Weird Bros brilliant

  • @volts400
    @volts400 2 года назад +198

    Honestly this is my favorite ERB. It sounds really good, and it gradually escalates, with the lines becoming harder each verse, they pull no punches here. You're constantly on the edge and in the end it's a pretty close call (although I think Ash won).
    Also the match-up is great.

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 2 года назад +11

      A strictly savage brawl. Ash had some hard hitting lines, but I gotta go with Darwin.

    • @katherinecoynor1631
      @katherinecoynor1631 Год назад +3

      I think Darwin won in part because Ash spent most of his first verse flexing.

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 Год назад +1

      Ash winning an important mastery battle? have you seen pokemon?

    • @soundwavesuperior28
      @soundwavesuperior28 Год назад +7

      @@katherinecoynor1631
      “TB & scarlet fever, gotta catch ‘em all.”

  • @ConnerV
    @ConnerV Год назад +26

    One of the hardest ERBS to ever exist, both party’s had rather hard bars. And one of the catchiest beats. Exceptionally well done.

  • @Voldycssm19
    @Voldycssm19 3 года назад +7024

    My favorite was Darwin's opening, "welcome to a world called earth", it really set the tone

    • @braelynnelson7588
      @braelynnelson7588 3 года назад +177

      why hasnt anyone mentioned him thrOWING HIS BOOK IN THE OCEAN

    • @trium1554
      @trium1554 2 года назад +304

      It is also a reference to how a professor greets before starting a new game in pokemon, but instead of saying welcome to the pokemon world, he says welcome to a world called earth

    • @silvercrow1152
      @silvercrow1152 2 года назад +41

      Ash's first line were lit tho... This doesn't seem like a fight and ghost type

    • @dejessa49
      @dejessa49 2 года назад +2

      @@braelynnelson7588 8$28t 5zq3r÷÷ d

    • @LightStorm.
      @LightStorm. 2 года назад +25

      @@silvercrow1152 actually ask refuses to catch any ghost type Pokémon he once got a hunter but immediately released afterwards before because he knows it’s the souls of humans

  • @Tlevids
    @Tlevids 4 года назад +3394

    Darwin: "As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother."
    Ash: Surprised Pikachu face.

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 года назад +45

      How the turn tables

    • @Sorowa
      @Sorowa 3 года назад +7

      100th like over here

    • @Cive-Sha
      @Cive-Sha 3 года назад +5

      I made a parody ruclips.net/video/Cgweb8T5FM8/видео.html

    • @reactking7093
      @reactking7093 3 года назад +4

      1k like👍😂

    • @XenKenshin
      @XenKenshin 3 года назад +5

      Ash's mother: lewd surprised pikachu face

  • @necro-esque666
    @necro-esque666 8 месяцев назад +7

    Years later and I’m still debating if “You’re a glitchy old man best left out at sea” is an elaborate MissingNo reference or not

  • @daviddow3705
    @daviddow3705 5 месяцев назад +6

    The "gotta catch 'em all" line is one of the most vicious disses in any ERB.

  • @aquathelynx962
    @aquathelynx962 5 лет назад +2492

    Oak: Ash, is your mother still single?
    Ash: Yeah... But what does this have to do with Pokémon?
    Oak: Go, catch them all and don't come back until you do

    • @takafumiarisawa70
      @takafumiarisawa70 5 лет назад +155

      Ash: But where will I sleep I don't even have a tent...
      Oak: There's a time and place for everything but not now! Bounce or i'll show you how to use the _other_ escape rope.

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 5 лет назад +27

      Damn, poor Ash's mother.......😢

    • @t.jhorsfield7757
      @t.jhorsfield7757 4 года назад +1

      @@takafumiarisawa70 fuck you and Cali Plays this is the kind of shit that comes of old , perverted , fat ass men (you know the kind of men who watch the my little pony movies just to jack of) .

    • @halfway7690
      @halfway7690 4 года назад +23

      @@t.jhorsfield7757 • •
      __________
      How are you to judge someone's thoughts? They're just joking in a sense.

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 4 года назад +14

      @@t.jhorsfield7757 Someone's mad.

  • @user-ff4xw1ts2w
    @user-ff4xw1ts2w 7 лет назад +1867

    Forrest Gump VS Usain Bolt!!!
    (Why does my comment always disappear?)

  • @ninjaniknik6136
    @ninjaniknik6136 Год назад +23

    With Ash now confirmed to be leaving Pokémon, I just had to revisit this battle. Ash will always be the OG, and I'll miss him.

  • @Azyreux
    @Azyreux 10 месяцев назад +12

    "You're so ineffective you couldn't even turn 11." Was the best line in any of these

  • @atlanticmapping4089
    @atlanticmapping4089 3 года назад +1998

    "TB and Scarlet Fever, gotta catch em all!"
    4 years and that still sting worse than a Beedrill

    • @veccyboo7694
      @veccyboo7694 3 года назад +1

      Atlantic Mapping i don’t get it😐

    • @atlanticmapping4089
      @atlanticmapping4089 3 года назад +12

      @@veccyboo7694 Beedrill is a pokemon

    • @veccyboo7694
      @veccyboo7694 3 года назад +3

      Atlantic Mapping i meant the joke in the rap😐

    • @atlanticmapping4089
      @atlanticmapping4089 3 года назад +55

      @@veccyboo7694 like, "catching" a disease

    • @cptredhorse5156
      @cptredhorse5156 3 года назад +57

      I was surprised to not see this line get much attention; I was rolling 😂

  • @mr.transposer9898
    @mr.transposer9898 7 лет назад +2875

    Charlie Chaplin vs. Mr. Bean

    • @Kronicaler
      @Kronicaler 7 лет назад +36

      Instrumental Music Beats yeeeeeeess

    • @gemmanana
      @gemmanana 7 лет назад +7

      YES!!!!

    • @saddey2305
      @saddey2305 7 лет назад +11

      I actually really wanna see that shit

    • @omarbattat7478
      @omarbattat7478 7 лет назад +6

      YES!!!!!!!!!!!
      plz do that ERB

    • @johnnnhshhs
      @johnnnhshhs 7 лет назад +4

      Instrumental Music Beats Please

  • @chefesquire4893
    @chefesquire4893 8 месяцев назад +6

    I didn't expect an Evil Dead reference but also I did?

  • @mapanapu
    @mapanapu Год назад +17

    “As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother” has taken away a decade of innocence away from me

  • @Indian_Ravioli
    @Indian_Ravioli 7 лет назад +771

    Last line was a KO... DARWIN WINS

    • @MelvinC3
      @MelvinC3 7 лет назад +2

      kishore swaminathan its right there with the last with Goku vs Superman

    • @marierumola149
      @marierumola149 7 лет назад +15

      kishore swaminathan
      This was definitely one of the more savage ones I have heard in a while

    • @uhhohhstiinkyy9072
      @uhhohhstiinkyy9072 7 лет назад +5

      MARIE RUMOLA Most savage lines in erb history IMO
      Lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage
      No one in your family ever lived to see a sequel
      You lost three children while they were still small TB and Scarlet fever gotta catch 'em all!

    • @dasdabomb3778
      @dasdabomb3778 7 лет назад

      true

    • @unknowntitan5884
      @unknowntitan5884 7 лет назад +23

      Oak's wood was super effective!

  • @joileangie
    @joileangie 4 года назад +2657

    "TB and scarlet fever..
    Gotta catch 'em all"
    "As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother"
    Jesus christ, this battle was rutheless

    • @skadman4025
      @skadman4025 4 года назад +9

      boi ikr

    • @ToxicTanks01
      @ToxicTanks01 4 года назад +6

      Honestly like chill tf out boys 😂

    • @kylieguerin9347
      @kylieguerin9347 4 года назад +2

      OOF!

    • @Darkknight0777
      @Darkknight0777 4 года назад +11

      To be fair Ash mentioned dead kids. He started but Jesus Darwin finished it!

    • @ryzerred761
      @ryzerred761 4 года назад +8

      "TB, Scarlett fever" That was really mean😮

  • @kyleexumsgrandpa5874
    @kyleexumsgrandpa5874 Год назад +15

    The animation with Ash’s verses is incredible, especially when it zoomed in on his eyeball

  • @Somerandomperson42132
    @Somerandomperson42132 8 месяцев назад +8

    "Now they're hunched over cell phones playing with your balls" made my lungs collapse 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Phill3v7
    @Phill3v7 3 года назад +2407

    "Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick"
    Made me hesitate and morally reconsider pokemon.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 года назад +132

      When I first heard that line, I was for some reason, scared on how accurate it was, like it came out way to easy

    • @mosesyavatsa9963
      @mosesyavatsa9963 3 года назад +9

      @@Jerry_Freestyle what does it mean??

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 3 года назад +270

      @@mosesyavatsa9963 Michael Vick is a former NFL Player who got in major trouble for being involved with illegal Dog Fighting

    • @joshuagonzalez2594
      @joshuagonzalez2594 3 года назад +87

      @@Jerry_Freestyle.
      Ya know what they say
      National
      Felons
      League

    • @PeytonPearson
      @PeytonPearson 3 года назад +1

      Y U P

  • @kirbyuchiha392
    @kirbyuchiha392 7 лет назад +910

    It should been Prof. Oak vs. Charlse Darwin because they studied about evolution.

    • @Tony1035610
      @Tony1035610 7 лет назад +9

      Kirby Uchiha prob not enough content for oaks part then compared to ash

    • @excelsior7345
      @excelsior7345 7 лет назад +45

      Um, excuse me. Professor *Elm* studied evelotion. God, do you even Pokémon?

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 7 лет назад +9

      The Fire King Pretty much all pokemon professors studied evolution twat.

    • @PandaAchievement
      @PandaAchievement 7 лет назад +35

      Evelotion....is...is that like..lotions for Eevee?

    • @theradiantsolgaleo9340
      @theradiantsolgaleo9340 7 лет назад

      DC Tunnell hhahahhaha

  • @sydssolanumsamsys
    @sydssolanumsamsys Год назад +10

    that beat at the end goes harder than Oak's wood 😩😩

  • @Earth-Ninja
    @Earth-Ninja Год назад +37

    I was pretty sure that Darwin was about to win, but that line “TB and Scarlet Fever, Gotta Catch ‘em All” really did it for me. Congrats Ash, you won a rap battle before a league championship.

  • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
    @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 4 года назад +2781

    Ash's line "I'm the dominant species" sounds kinda dumb until you realize that Ash in the anime lifts multiple tons like it's nothing.

  • @Littlefighter1911
    @Littlefighter1911 5 лет назад +1992

    Seriously, this wasn't even a fight.
    This was an execution.

    • @melaniedaddy3820
      @melaniedaddy3820 5 лет назад +78

      I agree Ash crushed it

    • @ttv_ayxshyplays5478
      @ttv_ayxshyplays5478 5 лет назад +392

      No Dawin was a savage

    • @themysticalthiccstrawberry9178
      @themysticalthiccstrawberry9178 5 лет назад +45

      EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
      Melanie daddy vs ayxeisha BEGIN

    • @melaniedaddy3820
      @melaniedaddy3820 5 лет назад +5

      @@themysticalthiccstrawberry9178 I love you lmfao

    • @melaniedaddy3820
      @melaniedaddy3820 5 лет назад +43

      @@ttv_ayxshyplays5478 "When it's time to train I turn to Pikachu but when I need a weak werse I choose you" "yo umm real quick this dude spent 8 years studying barnacle dick" "you lost your children wile they were still small TB and scarlet fever gotta catch em all"

  • @Simone-bc2fo
    @Simone-bc2fo 5 месяцев назад +3

    The "hunched over you balls" line deserves more praise

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai Год назад +29

    Ash started out strong but Darwin's finish destroyed him

  • @BudCharlesUnderVlogs
    @BudCharlesUnderVlogs 7 лет назад +1910

    "Dora the Explorer vs Indiana Jones" YES! THIS!

    • @venictos
      @venictos 7 лет назад +2

      Bud Charles is that Quilava as your pic?

    • @BlazingCyclone1337
      @BlazingCyclone1337 7 лет назад

      venictos indeed it is

    • @meatybonez7533
      @meatybonez7533 7 лет назад

      YES! YES! YES!

    • @theplaguedoc1997
      @theplaguedoc1997 7 лет назад

      yeah it's pretty obvious it's a quilava

    • @yungindio
      @yungindio 7 лет назад +2

      They should get the girl from College Humor that played Dora

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 4 года назад +1828

    "You lost 3 children while they were still small / TB and Scarlet Fever, gotta catch 'em all!" Holy shit that line is savage.

    • @Random1567
      @Random1567 4 года назад +30

      Patrick Wright except he did turn 11 on a few occasions, it just got retcon’d

    • @Dangersdi
      @Dangersdi 4 года назад +29

      Technically that line wins the match there's nothing worse then out liveing your children

    • @tikojibuti2078
      @tikojibuti2078 4 года назад +17

      Alonzo Tovanche and his mom’s ass

    • @nothingtoseehere7001
      @nothingtoseehere7001 4 года назад +36

      “As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother” Need I say anymore

    • @florianjung2910
      @florianjung2910 4 года назад +2

      yeah but darwin won cuz he said hello there!

  • @LBSplushvideos
    @LBSplushvideos Год назад +20

    I just want to thank this song for helping me pass a science test

    • @GuyYouMetOnline
      @GuyYouMetOnline 11 месяцев назад +1

      Okay, I have to ask: what specific part or parts helped you on the test?

  • @justyouraveragejoe9454
    @justyouraveragejoe9454 Год назад +17

    I'll say this: Ash is kind of at an advantage in this battle because his character has already been the butt of so many jokes over the years. Most of the best disses you could use against him seem tired and stale now. "Couldn't turn 11", "Oak banged your mom", "slave fights" , "Pokeballs are balls", -- though "Mighty Morphin Michael Vick might be the best individual line in the battle. Comparatively, a lot of the insults heaved at Darwin by the common man are very surface level criticisms of his theories, his racism, and his effect on the scientific community. So all in all, Ash won this contest, but not because Darwin didn't try hard enough.

  • @CyclesSomething
    @CyclesSomething 7 лет назад +14743

    Dora the Explorer vs Indiana Jones

    • @jj8005
      @jj8005 7 лет назад +99

      😂😂😂😂ROFL

    • @Fissa4
      @Fissa4 7 лет назад +150

      Cycles Well THIS is a good idea.

    • @userofdacrack3
      @userofdacrack3 7 лет назад +72

      Oh my god yes! ERB MAKE IT HAPPEN lol!

    • @InsultingInsinuation
      @InsultingInsinuation 7 лет назад +9

      Cycles would be good XD

    • @robmiller132
      @robmiller132 7 лет назад +2

      Cycles yes that's amazing

  • @AlabamaBoiz
    @AlabamaBoiz 7 лет назад +667

    Ash won until Darwins last line

  • @jennytalia8224
    @jennytalia8224 Год назад +3

    There should be a public contest, where people would compete, who will first recognize FULL SONG TITLE from sound-only version of these your videos.

  • @fredisfred4070
    @fredisfred4070 Год назад +3

    “Your a glitchy old man best left out at sea”. Is that a missingno reference?

  • @Hitokage
    @Hitokage 7 лет назад +3455

    That eye scene was cool as hell!

    • @sadatfox9703
      @sadatfox9703 7 лет назад +144

      HitokageProduction ikr they really went all in with the visuals

    • @algernon7272
      @algernon7272 7 лет назад +11

      Yeah

    • @amnesia1346
      @amnesia1346 7 лет назад +42

      HitokageProduction Ikr looked pretty cool. And Pokémon is my childhood so yeah.

    • @renansantos6533
      @renansantos6533 7 лет назад +31

      Pretty badass, so nostalgic ^^

    • @miadn2185
      @miadn2185 7 лет назад +3

      HitokageProduction IKR 😀😀😀

  • @elrojales9083
    @elrojales9083 3 года назад +6767

    Didn't know Ash Ketchum was a grass type. Darwin's burns were supereffective.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 года назад +47

      Forest Fire

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 3 года назад +83

      My dude's grass/ice

    • @elrojales9083
      @elrojales9083 3 года назад +38

      @@Mauripsu practically a Snover

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 3 года назад +29

      @@elrojales9083 without the cool evolution

    • @TheMeta141
      @TheMeta141 2 года назад +9

      well i know 1 ketchum that's getting their lawn ploughed

  • @TMan978
    @TMan978 Год назад +6

    I still want a full version of the tune that plays during the credits after all these years.

    • @javastwel
      @javastwel Год назад

      90210 Wale , but that version doesnt have the 8 bit and shit lyrics, ill conduct some further research

    • @marvelx13
      @marvelx13 11 месяцев назад

      You’re welcome
      ruclips.net/video/9eHDr8nDDHs/видео.html

  • @RustyShacklefordLLC
    @RustyShacklefordLLC 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Mighty morphing Michel Vick" gets me every time.

  • @SymbioticSpider9729
    @SymbioticSpider9729 7 лет назад +1180

    Ed,Edd N Eddy Vs. The Three Stooges

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 5 лет назад +4253

    "TB and Scarlet Fever, gotta catch em all!"
    That was just Savage

    • @jackandy1736
      @jackandy1736 5 лет назад +108

      "as hard as the wood that oak gave you mother" :)

    • @kiradripkage
      @kiradripkage 5 лет назад +10

      I have TB

    • @motomortus4009
      @motomortus4009 5 лет назад +11

      I had scarlet fever when i was little. Not fun stuff. You don't really hear of people getting now a days though.

    • @kiradripkage
      @kiradripkage 5 лет назад +6

      @@motomortus4009 Scarlett fever is bad but you had Scarlett fever and I had tobuculosis so we can be apart of this erb

    • @motomortus4009
      @motomortus4009 5 лет назад +2

      @@kiradripkage Ya I don't remember much, I was really young. I remember my mom putting me in a bathtub full of cold water and ice with my clothes still on, and she said my temp was 105-106 or so, but together we are the Harry Potter of Darwin? The ones who lived lol. So should we not use the name Darwin so he can't find us ?

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 2 года назад +16

    Darwin's opening to his first verse is so graceful
    I adore it

  • @marywinchester1322
    @marywinchester1322 2 года назад +6

    Man! I loved that opening with Ash! The transitions and animations were flawless!

  • @Cyprienroche
    @Cyprienroche 7 лет назад +721

    *Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker : The battle of the chosen ones*

    • @dumbidiot973
      @dumbidiot973 7 лет назад

      Randall Flagg I was thinking the same thing but then I realized that the Racaraku (not sure how to spell it) did something similar

    • @Charaqat
      @Charaqat 7 лет назад +3

      Randall Flagg Luke was not the chosen one. Anakin still was, only being held back by Vader until Luke freed him from the Darkside.

    • @milky4367
      @milky4367 7 лет назад +3

      Didn't Luke kick Harry's ass in Death Battle?

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 7 лет назад +6

      Uhhh...Anakin was the Chosen One.

    • @TSOM
      @TSOM 7 лет назад +5

      Harry Potter vs Neo

  • @dankdoggo187
    @dankdoggo187 7 лет назад +1439

    Flo from progressive vs Jake from state farm

  • @sebastianschulz1950
    @sebastianschulz1950 7 месяцев назад +6

    I did not expect anything and witnessed perfection

  • @Hypnotichypno
    @Hypnotichypno Год назад +13

    The rap battle all of us were desperate to see

  • @raymondjones7423
    @raymondjones7423 3 года назад +1315

    "You lost three children while they were still small. TB and scarlet fever, 'Gotta catch'em all!"- Ash
    Even though Ash lost this battle he has one of the most devastating lines in the series by far.
    Damn....just damn lol

    • @jonathandelmonte1130
      @jonathandelmonte1130 3 года назад +51

      @@thekingofracoons nah, Clint Eastwood's line in Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood: but nobody in your family lives to see a sequel-is much more brutal.

    • @shaan2639
      @shaan2639 3 года назад +10

      With them lines, ash won.

    • @ht9ar41
      @ht9ar41 3 года назад +65

      “You still got no children after your third marriage. You lost so many babies we should call you miscarriage.” -Cleopatra in Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. Hands down hardest and most devastating line in an ERB

    • @donttrustnoone3921
      @donttrustnoone3921 3 года назад +35

      @@thekingofracoons
      "One more superman who's never gonna walk again!"
      -Goku

    • @nicolesmrekar2046
      @nicolesmrekar2046 3 года назад +25

      The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen so I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein - Joe Biden

  • @fatchungi2732
    @fatchungi2732 7 лет назад +2144

    "The wood is as hard as oak gave your mother" critical hit ash has faint

    • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
      @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 7 лет назад +35

      DarkMerc Ryuzaki
      "The only thing you're winning is your councing gen pool"
      "You lost 3 children while they were still small"
      "TB and scarlett fever, gotta catch em all!"
      Ash uses Revive!
      Ash uses Mega-Burn
      Is super effective!

    • @Elexion123
      @Elexion123 7 лет назад +33

      That was amazing, but "TB and scarlett fever, gotta catch em all!" That one killed me, died of laughter right there.

    • @bokunorainbow58
      @bokunorainbow58 7 лет назад +9

      yeah i was almost for ash surprisingly, but that last burn was just to good

    • @ayondasgupta8302
      @ayondasgupta8302 7 лет назад +4

      Ash still won all of the ends to his verses were fire Darwin had one good one

    • @SwiftDreamer
      @SwiftDreamer 7 лет назад

      Ayon Dasgupta ash only had that std bar imo but both were meh and came down to the last bar of their last verses

  • @goodmankeiaudre9290
    @goodmankeiaudre9290 Год назад

    This will forever be one of y’all’s best I was 9 listening to these

  • @phillipwhitfield7890
    @phillipwhitfield7890 5 месяцев назад +7

    that last line though. I think Charles Darwin walked away with the last laugh here.

  • @aceofspades1353
    @aceofspades1353 2 года назад +5346

    "I've yet to catch the ghost type"
    This was not only a good bar, but an accurate one for most of the anime, as ash hasn't caught a ghost type until Pokemon Journeys.
    Haunter doesn’t count, Ash never threw a pokeball at Haunter, he just used it in a battle and left it.

    • @sentric_
      @sentric_ 2 года назад +53

      In that case ash is probably one of the worst pokemon trainers there is..

    • @aceofspades1353
      @aceofspades1353 2 года назад +193

      @@sentric_ You've clearly never played the games, have you?

    • @charlesmagan1323
      @charlesmagan1323 2 года назад +30

      He caught a ghost type in the original

    • @aceofspades1353
      @aceofspades1353 2 года назад +201

      @@charlesmagan1323 While he did use haunter in one battle, he never actually put it in a pokeball, so it doesn't count.

    • @toadofficer1740
      @toadofficer1740 2 года назад +47

      i mean according to ash thunder is not an electric type move and is in fact super effective against ground so maybe to him he has caught 50 ghost types.

  • @hoobadooba2000
    @hoobadooba2000 4 года назад +3468

    “Mighty morphin Michael Vick”
    Yep, that’ll do it for this battle.

    • @jamesroche9636
      @jamesroche9636 4 года назад +80

      TB and Scarlet Fever. Gotta Catch em all

    • @ivanjuarez7697
      @ivanjuarez7697 4 года назад +45

      Braxcraft13 a mom joke vs insulting your children’s death ... idk man you tell me which one hurts more especially when one isn’t even true and is more of a theory

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 4 года назад +106

      @@ivanjuarez7697 you're not looking at in context Darwin took what should have been a devastating insult acknowledged it, and threw it right back at Ash.

    • @colonelilbrink8544
      @colonelilbrink8544 4 года назад +1

      That moment when you drop the mic and walk away.

    • @chromefox8347
      @chromefox8347 4 года назад +10

      I don't get this reference:(

  • @feragosmyxixarashtra7948
    @feragosmyxixarashtra7948 2 года назад +10

    This Battle is one of the few that while still not unheard of, it is seriously underrated. It's so short you'd miss it but Man both Sides are Great. And the BGM is also Great.

  • @thomassamson5233
    @thomassamson5233 2 года назад

    This great man I wish u guys released more vids

  • @elmunus1
    @elmunus1 7 лет назад +867

    Forest Gump VS. Usain Bolt!
    Run Forest Run!

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 7 лет назад +954

    You know what Pokémon and Darwin have in common?
    They're both hated by churches~

    • @stwabewwy9907
      @stwabewwy9907 7 лет назад +11

      so true
      especially if you're in Russia :D

    • @5651511
      @5651511 7 лет назад +2

      +SDGlambert5045
      Well not this time :)

    • @lessonswithmrs.turner-whyt2451
      @lessonswithmrs.turner-whyt2451 7 лет назад +1

      Key Strix u know what u and RUclips have in common
      but hated by dicks

    • @RyanDeezNuts
      @RyanDeezNuts 7 лет назад +1

      Key Strix 🤗

    • @mmxxmxm
      @mmxxmxm 7 лет назад +3

      hahahahahahah true

  • @leifd.sewell8304
    @leifd.sewell8304 7 месяцев назад +10

    the crazy thing is ash is actually history now

  • @lennykimathi7636
    @lennykimathi7636 Год назад +1

    Love Love Loooove the battles, Ive been following them for years and this one's legit one of my favourites! please do more lego ones

  • @nbachannelitalia5726
    @nbachannelitalia5726 7 лет назад +865

    MR.BEAN
    VS
    CHARLIE CHEPLIN

  • @831x07
    @831x07 7 лет назад +645

    The Flash vs Usain Bolt.

    • @831x07
      @831x07 7 лет назад +2

      Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson

    • @831x07
      @831x07 7 лет назад +1

      Carl Grimes vs Ellie (Last of us)

    • @831x07
      @831x07 7 лет назад +8

      Negan (TWD) vs Ramsay Bolton

    • @renansantos6533
      @renansantos6533 7 лет назад +3

      Yes man lmfao ^^

    • @skylerdjy
      @skylerdjy 7 лет назад

      snòw yas yass yaaassss please!!

  • @kenshinrx
    @kenshinrx 3 месяца назад +2

    This battle is a contender for the best rap battle, because holy crap.

  • @familyman6533
    @familyman6533 Год назад +16

    Hits different now that Ash is leaving pokemon...