It's a shame the graphics department didn't check the spelling though. She clearly says hall floor and not whole floor. Although do Americans use the term hall in their homes?
To be fair, my mom is also rather clumsy; she would have been laughing while she texted me. Not because it was fun, but you can cry or laugh and we choose the latter.
I think she knew that if something serious had happened, she would have heard about it in some other way. She was laughing over her mother's texting style, to which she is obviously frequently subjected.
@@alicemestria4373 the whole description was British. She managed to "grasp the banister" for example. An American would write "I grabbed the railing".
@@SheilaR.08 Not saying I eat food that everyone bring me, or whatever the case maybe. But you honestly DON'T know what's happening to food in the plants, that it have been processed in, or restaurant's either, for that matter. There is supposedly some pretty disgusting things in chocolate and peanut butter. That's why I try to pray over my food, water, and everything, and go on. You can and will literally drive yourself crazy, thinking about things that can be in food, or whatever the case maybe.
Her bit was the funniest. My Mother doesn't like texting at all but bcse of the Pandemic she's bored & reads them. Aidy's Mom sounds mean. The black ladies texts were hilarious.
The text from Elle's mom is my mom anytime she ever watches a documentary on pretty much anything. Just outta nowhere. These angst fueled texts. Most other ones are just passive aggressive ones meant to make me feel guilty bout not contacting her 🤷♀️😂
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
@@tahayasseri139 It's a letter basically. It's probably about the length and style of the text rather than the tone of the text. But I ignore email from parents all the time, so I guess for practical reasons I see the purpose of a long winded text.
Lakeith Stanfield's had me go back because I literally laughed out loud - mainly in agreement. And Emily Blunt had me laughing because she could barely read it without laughing.
At the end of the day, those who have Moms who do communicate with us are fortunate. Happy Mother’s Day, including those who do not have that official title of ‘Mom’ , but to those who care !
Eileen Chang Agreed, though I can see anxiety-ridden or negative texts might be as bad or worse than silence. This segment made me feel sad bc I lost my father as a kid & my own mother doesn’t communicate w me at all and never did, and there are many others in my position. Smthg to bear in mind when the impulse to mock one’s parents for heartwarming or innocuous texts arises.
My mum recently texted my sister and me something like "I'm always here for you but when I have an emergency you're nowhere to be found." After about an hour I asked her what the emergency was and she said "The tv remote isn't working." 😂
I think Elle Fanning's mom and I are the same person. My text to my son: If you are ever driving on a bridge or road where there is water, make sure you roll your window down just in case you run off the road and go into the water. Once your car starts to sink, the pressure will not allow you to open your car door. You have literally SECONDS to open the door once you are in the water so you want to make sure you have your window all the way down. Here is a youtube video of what to do if your car goes into the water.....did you watch it? Call me and repeat back to me what you are supposed to do if that happens. Do you promise that you will roll your window down when driving near bodies of water? I am serious. Promise me.
Doesn't Elle's character jump into a lake in her new Netflix movie? Maybe her mom saw it and was like "*gasp* ELLE! NO!" and proceeded to text her that long warning
I'm convinced Emily Blunts mother is one that might go from 0 to 💯 real quick. She "wielded" a handheld vacuum like a lightsaber and when problems arose, she "executed" a half swivel. That's code for she has probably kicked a lot of ass. I bet John Krasinski doesn't give her anything but warm pleasantries.
The younguns clearly don’t know Blythe Danner is Gwenyth Paltrow’s mom 😂 or that Gwyneth’s mom is also a famous actress. Gwyneth did not get famous on her own lol. Also loved Aidy Bryant’s mom support
I thought the same thing. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
Totally. My mom and I were on a nature walk together in October 2019 and she lost her balance and broke her ankle in 3 spots. She screamed all of the sudden and her ankle swelled up right away, she and couldn’t get up. I had to run to the nearest house to ask them to call 911 (we didn’t bring our phones with us). It’s now almost summer 2020 and my poor mom is still unable to walk without crutches or a cane/walker. I cringe now when I think of people breaking bones because my moms ankle basically crushed underneath her whole body and her leg/foot became connected. Just on a simple nature walk! It can happen to anybody and I don’t wish it on anyone.
So the diving pointers were actually pretty good. Very smart and thoughtful and caring mom. And the mom who almost nose dived idk why but I was literally picturing it as she read it 😂🤦🏽♀️
I love my mom even though we are both Leo's, yep two Leo's in the same house. But I wouldn't change a thing about my momma especially now that she's my only parent now. Rip dad, I love you!
My mom once left me a long voicemail message on a machine that she knew was shared by my whole house of roommates (at college). So at a certain point, to keep our privacy, she whispered (as if only I could hear her), "Oh and hon, just to let you know the good news is I sold the piano so we can pay the rent this month. Isn't that great! Call me soon. Love, Mom" (As if she was signing a letter. :)
She grew up in NY and went to prep school in Manhattan. So, they are close enough and probably far prefer equating themselves to Manhattan-ites over Long Islanders.
Gweneth Paltrows mom: has conversations w/ self Will Arnetss mom: can udalize the pause button Lakeith Stanfields mom: talks like shes one of his homies Elle Fannings mom: knows a concerning amount of information about jumping into water January Jones mom: n0 dRuGz 0r N0 hUgZ Ben shwartz mom: wants to talk to everyone!!! Don Lemons mom: finds dudes in old movies hawt Renee Zelweggers mom: noice Emily Blunts mom: says "dearest boop" and writes proffestional texts about day Aidy Bryants mom: thats a G00D mom
I was thinking that matt damon would be on this with his mom giving him alot of complements and at the end says I love you my favorite son Jimmy Kimmel
Emily blunt’s mum, feels like she was writing a book
Ikr
With competition from Elle Fannings mum....lol
Kelpyseal 😂😂
rayyan a. Yeah😂
It's a shame the graphics department didn't check the spelling though. She clearly says hall floor and not whole floor. Although do Americans use the term hall in their homes?
Emily blunt laughing when she read that her mom thought she broke her arm
u ashould watch the previous vid siot
To be fair, my mom is also rather clumsy; she would have been laughing while she texted me. Not because it was fun, but you can cry or laugh and we choose the latter.
I found that really weird. Nothing funny about a broken arm.
Dale
I think she knew that if something serious had happened, she would have heard about it in some other way. She was laughing over her mother's texting style, to which she is obviously frequently subjected.
That’s some solid advice on diving though
A little excessive, but she got her point across.
Mom?
yes that was funny🤣
I’m pretty sure she’s mum a Swimming Instructor.
So true, my friend got stitches after getting a deep cut in her foot from jumping off a pier. Imagine head first! Don’t do it kids!
FYI, the slogan is "Meth. We're on it."
I think it's hilarious!
lmfao
Lmfao😂
they prolly wanna hire me
OMG 😂 😂
OMG hahahaha
Emily Blunts mom fell in british. Like some people "Cry in Spanish"? Yeah, she falls down the stairs in British.
She is British...
@@alicemestria4373 Woosh (The Joke going over your head)
Ivan Porrua ok, so I didn’t get the joke, can you explain it to me?
@@alicemestria4373 the whole description was British. She managed to "grasp the banister" for example. An American would write "I grabbed the railing".
@@alicemestria4373 r/whoosh
Is nobody going to talk about Aidy Bryant's mom?! "That last sketch ate sh*t" is TIMELESS.
I think she's talking about Kyle Mooney's Beer Money sketch which was yeah...
So timeless!
That IS a good mom!
aidy looks so pretty here
@@Betared2003 Kyle Mooney is the funniest cast member by far
Lakeith and his mom had the best texting interaction.
I would take a couple burritos from her homegirl! Yum!!
But for real though, who the hell cooks on the floor?
@@brett8460 you'd be surprised!!
@@drawwitme8316 That's why I never eat food from other people's homes. That and the shocking lack of hand soap in everyone's kitchens. Yikes.
@@SheilaR.08 Not saying I eat food that everyone bring me, or whatever the case maybe. But you honestly DON'T know what's happening to food in the plants, that it have been processed in, or restaurant's either, for that matter. There is supposedly some pretty disgusting things in chocolate and peanut butter. That's why I try to pray over my food, water, and everything, and go on. You can and will literally drive yourself crazy, thinking about things that can be in food, or whatever the case maybe.
Emily Blunt's mom calls her Boop😄
Doctor Thirteen and she does her own stunt
Her mom's tweet was like watching a movie.
Doctor Thirteen I thought that was funny I call my son Boop 😂😂
Is that an English thing? Or solely an Emily Blunt’s mom Thing?
Mariel R yeah my mom calls me Boo and I’m 21
Emily’s mom 😂😂
She does her own stunts
Her bit was the funniest. My Mother doesn't like texting at all but bcse of the Pandemic she's bored & reads them. Aidy's Mom sounds mean. The black ladies texts were hilarious.
@@kmc9452 No Aidy's mom is criticizing the skit that aired in place of the one Aidy was in.
She was just being supportive.
@@jamespower5165, mean about other people on your behalf is still mean 🤷♂️ (entertaining but mean)
@@fe5018 She didn't actually mean that, that was just being supportive and frustrated on behalf of her daughter.
“That last sketch ate 💩”
“That’s a good mom.”
That’s the BEST mom.
Happy One-Day-Late Mother’s Day to All!!
Glad to know i’m not the only one whose parents send them full anxiety ridden paragraphs
Brendonmakesmesmile 😂🤣😂
😂
Wait your dad does that too?
@@tigris8235 yup lmao
My parents didn’t but my mother-in-law does.
The way Ben Schwartz says “I WANNA TALK TO EVERYONE!!!”
careful ben your sonic is showing
His reply to her was adorable
And I can in fact hear it in "Bronx Jewish"
that was simultaneously really sweet & really sad … his poor mama
The text from Elle's mom is my mom anytime she ever watches a documentary on pretty much anything. Just outta nowhere. These angst fueled texts. Most other ones are just passive aggressive ones meant to make me feel guilty bout not contacting her 🤷♀️😂
Mine is still on "don't use your phone while it's charging cause it will explode" based on a chain email thing she got.
@@thingthang2904 OMG SAME!!
@@cinnamongirl5266 Good to know I'm not alone :D
Same hahaha
@@thingthang2904 mine told me not to look at my phone in the bath because it would electrocute me if it fell in.
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
Lol didn’t she jump in Bright Places?
Tiger Swim 😂
My theory is that she must have recently watched 'The Sea Inside'. Such a scary, depressing watch. No diving or jumping from me since!
I think Elle's mum might have been having a nervous breakdown when she sent that? Or is there a Netflix documentary on diving into water I haven't yet heard about?
@@michellecordeirogrant3247 Okey dokey.
Emily Blunt's mom sounds like she is from the early 1900s.
That's called English, love.
British?lol
shes from the uk
nonchalantd and Emily reading this with her accent made it 100% better 😂❤️
@@tahayasseri139
It's a letter basically. It's probably about the length and style of the text rather than the tone of the text.
But I ignore email from parents all the time, so I guess for practical reasons I see the purpose of a long winded text.
Lakeith Stanfield's had me go back because I literally laughed out loud - mainly in agreement. And Emily Blunt had me laughing because she could barely read it without laughing.
At the end of the day, those who have Moms who do communicate with us are fortunate. Happy Mother’s Day, including those who do not have that official title of ‘Mom’ , but to those who care !
Eileen Chang Agreed, though I can see anxiety-ridden or negative texts might be as bad or worse than silence. This segment made me feel sad bc I lost my father as a kid & my own mother doesn’t communicate w me at all and never did, and there are many others in my position. Smthg to bear in mind when the impulse to mock one’s parents for heartwarming or innocuous texts arises.
I’m fortunate to be no contact with my mom. She’s abusive. It’s good to be free of communication.
I lost it at “dearest boop”
That 'controversial' anti-meth slogan she mentions is "Meth. We're on it."
The one who comes up with the slogan definitely on meth..
No wonder. Sounds pro-meth.
Thanks for clearing that up because I was like: How can speaking out against meth be controversial? Lol
@Kanda Balam as a North Dakotan I agree, this is an incredibly stupid slogan.
Aidy Bryant’s mom is the one you want in your corner
elle fanning's mom's text sounds like a wikihow tutorial
Can we have Emily Blunt be interviewed with her mum? It’d be adorable. I can feel it.
*”She makin them bitches on the fLO!!?” killed me-*
Emily Blunt's flawless comedic delivery plus her Mother's colorful description of her old-lady-accident made me lol
My mum recently texted my sister and me something like "I'm always here for you but when I have an emergency you're nowhere to be found." After about an hour I asked her what the emergency was and she said "The tv remote isn't working." 😂
infinite3joy 😂😂
Sounds like my mother...I call her the S.S Guilt Trip
Sorry mate but you ain’t a celebrity so don’t share your story
Yikes! I would definitely not respond to that guilt trip.
@@cavesandraves5231 but it’s funny
I think Elle Fanning's mom and I are the same person. My text to my son: If you are ever driving on a bridge or road where there is water, make sure you roll your window down just in case you run off the road and go into the water. Once your car starts to sink, the pressure will not allow you to open your car door. You have literally SECONDS to open the door once you are in the water so you want to make sure you have your window all the way down. Here is a youtube video of what to do if your car goes into the water.....did you watch it? Call me and repeat back to me what you are supposed to do if that happens. Do you promise that you will roll your window down when driving near bodies of water? I am serious. Promise me.
“Well happy worst mother’s day ever” I felt that.
That Gwineth impression of her mom was spot on.
It was
Gwyneth really nailed her Blythe Danner impression
Totally
LOL, I just commented the same thing!! :D
I'm glad Bojack is finally talking with his Mom again
yeah, too bad she's dead, would've been sweet
@@xxephyrr382 damn 😂
2:38 - Falling down the stairs isn't funny, but Emily Blunt's mom made it sound hilarious.
Doesn't Elle's character jump into a lake in her new Netflix movie? Maybe her mom saw it and was like "*gasp* ELLE! NO!" and proceeded to text her that long warning
If you are familiar with Blythe Danner's delivery you'd know Gwyneth is trying to imitate her mom's inflections. Which is hilarious.
Be careful what you say about Blythe Danner. You hear? That's Blythe Danner you're talking about.
And it wasn't a half-bad imitation, sorta impressed me
Being familiar with Blythe Danner, I was imaging her voice delivering those lines. And it WAS very funny.
We know where Lakeith's mom was on Taco Tuesday 🌮😂
Emily "Boop" Blunt
I'm convinced Emily Blunts mother is one that might go from 0 to 💯 real quick. She "wielded" a handheld vacuum like a lightsaber and when problems arose, she "executed" a half swivel. That's code for she has probably kicked a lot of ass. I bet John Krasinski doesn't give her anything but warm pleasantries.
Will Arnet has an iPhone XR. The budget iPhone. Respect
Will Amet? Oh wait, that's A R N...
I lost my mom 2 years ago and this was the first thing about moms i didnt skip past right away. Love ya Jimmy
James Smith sorry for your lose man , stay strong bro 💙
Aidy's wearing a GOWN for every interview of her life
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The younguns clearly don’t know Blythe Danner is Gwenyth Paltrow’s mom 😂 or that Gwyneth’s mom is also a famous actress. Gwyneth did not get famous on her own lol. Also loved Aidy Bryant’s mom support
@@Everything_All_In_One_Place that's Emily Blunt's mom who "does her own stunts", not Gwenyth Paltrow.
Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, and Little Fockers are the movies i know her from.
@@houdazahrane5871 Look up Blythe Danner.
Gwyneth sounds exactly like Blythe Danner :)) Flexing her Oscar muscles with that impression :))
Why does Emily Blunt's mom text exactly like I hoped she would. What a Shakespearean description of a tumble! lol "Dearest Boop..."
Elle fanning’s mom spitting facts
Me: *Sees Gweneth*
*Time to slap on the crushed scorpion gel, spray some psychic vampire repellent and get my chakra ready!*
Kali Maaaaaa Goop will rule the world!
Don’t forget the candle that smells like your lady business.
Lakeith' mom is so funny, they talk as if friends 🤣❤️❤️
Normally, parents and their children ARE friends.
“dearest boop” SENT ME
Elles mom sounds like Michael in the office starting a sentence not knowing how to end it
omg YES, i know what you mean exactly 😭
I thought the same thing. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
Lakeith's mom is just pushing the hustle😂👌🏽
I aspire to a mom like Aidy’s mom in the future 😊😂😂. So supportive 💁🏾♀️
The voice gwenyth goes into while reading her moms texts is spot on!
As a daughter & a mom this is my jam. ♥️Happy Mother’s Day Y’all
I loved Gwyneth Paltrow imitating Blythe Danner's voice -- it was perfect.
Why is everyone saying that Emily's mom's text was hilarious? I would've had a heart attack if my mom texted me that she fell from stairs....
MT987 mDp SAME RIGHT WHEN SHE SAID SHE FELL BACKWARDS I WAS LIKE DEAR GOD IS SHE ALIVE
@@sydneypowell89 your response made me laugh out loud cos I thought the same thing 😂
MT987 mDp i think she said she was able to grab the bannisters so she didn’t fall
It's funny because it's soooo formal!
Totally. My mom and I were on a nature walk together in October 2019 and she lost her balance and broke her ankle in 3 spots. She screamed all of the sudden and her ankle swelled up right away, she and couldn’t get up. I had to run to the nearest house to ask them to call 911 (we didn’t bring our phones with us). It’s now almost summer 2020 and my poor mom is still unable to walk without crutches or a cane/walker. I cringe now when I think of people breaking bones because my moms ankle basically crushed underneath her whole body and her leg/foot became connected. Just on a simple nature walk! It can happen to anybody and I don’t wish it on anyone.
So the diving pointers were actually pretty good. Very smart and thoughtful and caring mom.
And the mom who almost nose dived idk why but I was literally picturing it as she read it 😂🤦🏽♀️
Emily said 'hall floor' not 'whole floor'
Sincerely, Britain.
This explains so much. I was wondering how a handheld vacuum could fall on the whole floor.
@@katelfman5206 😂😂😂
I was walking down the [hol] ...
I love my mom even though we are both Leo's, yep two Leo's in the same house. But I wouldn't change a thing about my momma especially now that she's my only parent now. Rip dad, I love you!
omg putting 'call future daughter/son "boop" in daily conversation' into my bucket list for sure!!!
Nice to know that moms are (generally) the same, no matter which race or cultural background.
Lakeith’s was my favorite, had me cracking up 😂 😂😂
“She makin them bitches on the FLO?!” Lmaooooooo
When you realize......... You watch too much youtube and have nothing else to do :)
True.
That's not the wors thing to do and not the worst thing to watch, chill.
We need more mom tweets than mean tweets. Both on Jimmy Kimmel and in life!
I meant mom texts
This episode is my favorite. Those mom texts are killing me.
Emily blunts mom is my mom... oh passive aggressive. Nothing to see here whilst I’m encumbered
0:02 I’m distracted by the fact that Kimmel is standing in what looks like a ski cabin from the ’70s!🙂💕
1:06 Ohh, and the floor burritos😂🙈
I'm a senior and glad my daughter isn't a celebrity, it's bad enough getting old much less having someone read texts with bad eyesight.
Gwyneth trying to do a Blythe voice immediately turned this into an "I hope their moms see this" segment. :D
My mom once left me a long voicemail message on a machine that she knew was shared by my whole house of roommates (at college). So at a certain point, to keep our privacy, she whispered (as if only I could hear her), "Oh and hon, just to let you know the good news is I sold the piano so we can pay the rent this month. Isn't that great! Call me soon. Love, Mom" (As if she was signing a letter. :)
The last text I've gotten from my mom is a picture of a trashcan she wants me to pick up while I'm out
Elle fanning’s mom’s text❤❤❤ What I wish I could text my daughters, but they’d never stop mocking me.
I once texted my mom "I love you" and then texted myself back from her phone "I love you too". *my mom doesn't know how to text*
Elle Fanning's mom ! Bless her heart.
Pool goes burr
You know Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t from Long Island cause she said “in Long Island” not “on Long Island”
I was going to respond: "ON Long Island bougie Heffa!"
Ryan Adams they’re not from Long Island but they sure live there, so🤷🏻♀️
She grew up in NY and went to prep school in Manhattan. So, they are close enough and probably far prefer equating themselves to Manhattan-ites over Long Islanders.
She also didn't say "Long Guy-lund."
Gwyneth Paltrow did a surprisingly good impression of Blythe Danner!
Who else HATES the new comment section design?! ✋
Katherine Light the only thing I like about it, is that it doesn’t take you all the way to the top when an ad plays
I actually love it
@@chrojosb5550 tru
I’m jealous of all the paragraphs you guys get from your moms! Mine can’t see her phone, so I never get more than “ok.” 😂
1:40 this feels like a PSA
My favorite from my mom-
“Heloooo! 😛 We bought peas from Raylees
Last one = Thats really a good mom!
Gweneth Paltrows mom: has conversations w/ self
Will Arnetss mom: can udalize the pause button
Lakeith Stanfields mom: talks like shes one of his homies
Elle Fannings mom: knows a concerning amount of information about jumping into water
January Jones mom: n0 dRuGz 0r N0 hUgZ
Ben shwartz mom: wants to talk to everyone!!!
Don Lemons mom: finds dudes in old movies hawt
Renee Zelweggers mom: noice
Emily Blunts mom: says "dearest boop" and writes proffestional texts about day
Aidy Bryants mom: thats a G00D mom
Celebrities reading texts from their moms is my new favorite segment ever
Dear Gwyneth, How many times have I told you that doesn't go there? Call me, I worry about you...
Renee's mum sounds very sweet. Renee seems very sweet too.
when Emily Blunt and Aidy Bryant are sharing their sweater / dress
🤩🤓🙏🏻
Elle's mom going on a ranty advice on diving, i'm wheezing
I was thinking that matt damon would be on this with his mom giving him alot of complements and at the end says I love you my favorite son Jimmy Kimmel
Lakeith still got me laughing: ' She making them 'Bitches' on the 'Flo'?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was I the only one literally laughing my ass off at Elle Fanning’s mom ?😂😂
Anti meth campaign!!!😂😂😂😂
Im dead😂😂😂😂😂
Blythe Danner is a national treasure.
Elle fanning one -sound like what a mom or a teacher would say haha haha😂😂🤣🤣
Ben Schwartz is an angel with epic hair.
Mother Fanning got horror story advice! 😆 🤣 😆
Elle fanning's mom sounds like a guidebook ❤️
lakeith stanfields relationship with his mom is so wholesome ❤️
1:40-1:50
*Elle is 5’9 and she sounds nothing like she did when she played Aurora probably did an accent*
“Dearest Boop”!? How cute is that
Jimmy: Hey can you come on my show and read random texts from your moms?
Celebrities: *super easy, barely an inconvenience*
Wink
Wink
Omg Gwenyth Paltrow lives in Long Island!! I always visit my grandparents there but I never see her!