Jimmy Kimmel Live Staffers Read Mom Texts

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  • @b7snammar
    @b7snammar 7 лет назад +1769

    My mom once forgot my name. She then tried to cover it up by saying: "That's normal to happen for the middle child"

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 7 лет назад +52

      ouch, that makes it even worse.

    • @b7snammar
      @b7snammar 7 лет назад +40

      Middle child unite!

    • @mirasolperez4321
      @mirasolperez4321 7 лет назад +13

      middle child too. i've got two sisters and i'm the middle child.

    • @b7snammar
      @b7snammar 7 лет назад +59

      well i'm one out of 5 boys! once my father walked INTO me! that's how invisible i am

    • @doc.m.d.8870
      @doc.m.d.8870 7 лет назад +15

      Ammar Abdullah you're adorable and hilariously irrelevant. LMAO. My mom sometimes calls me by my younger siblings' names, even though I'm the oldest. They're the problematic ones though.

  • @vbinkk1385
    @vbinkk1385 7 лет назад +575

    that one girls mom needs to reevaluate wtf she's feeding that dog😂

    • @devodavis6747
      @devodavis6747 4 года назад +16

      For real!
      I'm worried about that poor pupper! 🐕

    • @jaymesigler6402
      @jaymesigler6402 4 года назад +16

      Maybe he's sick. Probably needs to see a vet.

    • @DFlo-bj3gb
      @DFlo-bj3gb 3 года назад +5

      If the dog is shitting💩 in the house that much🤔🤔🤔 it's peeing in the house twice as much💦too! Get the white rug out, put waterproof flooring, take the dog to a vet and crate/potty train him!

    • @babyturkey8342
      @babyturkey8342 3 года назад +1

      The dog could have been sick. It happens to almost every pet. My dog got sick once and the same thing happened to her. She was better the next day and back to normal after two days. It happens

  • @idrils
    @idrils 7 лет назад +945

    So you can split moms in two categories :
    amusingly dorky
    borderline cruel
    and also both

  • @ElaineTFenix
    @ElaineTFenix 7 лет назад +2768

    Shout out to the girls who gets SUUUUUPER annoyed with the 'You are beautiful but need to lose some weight" comment from their moms too.

    • @mermaidmoon2254
      @mermaidmoon2254 7 лет назад +45

      Not from my mom, but from my grandma! xD

    • @chickenpermission8373
      @chickenpermission8373 7 лет назад +136

      Lol at least you get the "you are beautiful..." part 😭😭

    • @wanderingoldsoul420
      @wanderingoldsoul420 7 лет назад +164

      Parentals need to learn their place and it is most definitely not degrading your daughter's weight. Especially a daughter that doesn't look all that overweight in the first place.

    • @britneyc2270
      @britneyc2270 7 лет назад +117

      I used to get that. Then I lost the weight and now my mom tells me I'm too skinny and I need to stop working out so much 😒

    • @step30dub
      @step30dub 7 лет назад +57

      right i got thunder thighs for like 10 years then i lost weight and now she says chicken legs

  • @kaitlynzwerling6104
    @kaitlynzwerling6104 6 лет назад +445

    Oh my gosh when the guy talked about Al Roker and Loyola I lost it. I was apart of those 494 people crab walking and yes it was the highlight of our existence 💚💚

    • @PrinceOfLillies
      @PrinceOfLillies 5 лет назад +2

      Kaitlyn Zwerling it sounds amazing!

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 года назад +1

      So cool! My daughter's name is Kaitlynn- with two "N's"!

    • @alphabrainwave
      @alphabrainwave 4 года назад +5

      Give it to us straight. Did any tushes touch the ground?

  • @darabkhan9777
    @darabkhan9777 7 лет назад +1770

    "No, i haven't talked to her in six years! "

    • @darabkhan9777
      @darabkhan9777 7 лет назад +59

      Mind=blown
      Guillermo is wise indeed

    • @sobiakhan9936
      @sobiakhan9936 7 лет назад +1

      Darab Khan 😂😂😂

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +2

      Darab Khan
      Just a stupid and mean cliche.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +2

      Well, if you are an unpleasant person or what can be described as a looser than you might fear rightful criticism; otherwise the overwhelming majority of in-laws is no problem.
      Could be a good idea to ask yourself what you can do better.

    • @rsingh6770
      @rsingh6770 6 лет назад

      Darab Khan v

  • @sr_chunli
    @sr_chunli 7 лет назад +356

    If i had a dollar for every time my mom told me to stop eating and exercise I'd a billionaire ✋🏻

  • @halakaabar9139
    @halakaabar9139 7 лет назад +314

    "Hung out with some young people..We're so cool"

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      Kodak Kodak and and and now you have to wait for wait for the

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      to be be be the the first person to to be a member the next of the event event event event

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      I have yews errastatrarra

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeas

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeasrsytrryarsasu

  • @QueenAnne44
    @QueenAnne44 6 лет назад +93

    Note to self: get a weird obsession over a famous person and update my son everyday about them. He’s 2.5 now, so that’ll give me plenty of time.

  • @planewire2153
    @planewire2153 7 лет назад +334

    "Your too heavy"
    "nobody likes you"
    "You with your imaginary girlfriend"
    Who wins who's next you decide

  • @THEentropyMaker
    @THEentropyMaker 7 лет назад +721

    To the woman at 4:07 don't lose a pound. You are very damn good looking just the way you are.

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 7 лет назад +14

      Dylan she has a double chin so I'm gonna bet under those layers of clothes she might need to lose a fee

    • @yungvag
      @yungvag 6 лет назад +75

      victoria hale , didn't notice. Guess you haven't met a lot of people in your life, huh? Go outside for once

    • @CS-nv2db
      @CS-nv2db 6 лет назад +2

      Dylan be a shame if she died then

    • @manel7480
      @manel7480 6 лет назад +22

      Victoria hale between her "double-chin" and your centuple stupidity I'd rather have the first...

    • @tammycain8421
      @tammycain8421 5 лет назад +2

      Awwwwwww. You're amazing

  • @mohamedahmed-fl2ms
    @mohamedahmed-fl2ms 7 лет назад +396

    "No one likes you"
    *dies inside*

  • @zlamelie
    @zlamelie 4 года назад +12

    Lol
    The poke one is every mom ever. And once you'd tell them to do whatever they want, they'd accuse you for not having patience.

  • @schemarr
    @schemarr 6 лет назад +50

    omg I randomly just watched this video and I was actually part of the world record for crab walking lol. that really caught me off guard

  • @matandukey
    @matandukey 7 лет назад +56

    A dog that shits that much is probably sick! TAKE IT TO THE VET!

  • @Qolus
    @Qolus 7 лет назад +46

    I love the resigned cheerfulness of the Roker Report Guy. I strive for that with my mom. 👍😏

    • @nothingnothing3557
      @nothingnothing3557 6 лет назад +1

      Al is a weird choice to be obsessed with. Personally I find him to be funny occasionally but mainly a pompous blowhard with delusions of grandeur. Like I said, weird choice for one's obsession......but to each their own.

  • @girlfriday9939
    @girlfriday9939 7 лет назад +328

    Too heavy??? That girl is not too heavy!

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 7 лет назад +5

      miss Bibliophile ehhhh

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +6

      Girl Friday
      She is probably slightly overweight but then on the other hand she is not beautiful. Nice, likeable, friendly, but average looking.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +1

      * *
      :)

    • @BroArmyCommander
      @BroArmyCommander 6 лет назад +4

      That person didn´t actually say anything bad and you´re attacking them. Care to give a reason?

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +4

      VilaBitches!
      It is very nice of you to say something when others are rudely attacked for no reason, thank you!
      Unfortunately the anonymity of the internet reveals the true character of people and often gives a very bleak impression of society.

  • @carolina9169
    @carolina9169 7 лет назад +379

    "No one likes you." I almost die ajajjaja

  • @elHEARTBREAKER
    @elHEARTBREAKER 6 лет назад +78

    "are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drazgul9403
    @drazgul9403 7 лет назад +93

    Jimmy, put the hamster down and nobody will be hurt!

  • @ginnyt.5170
    @ginnyt.5170 7 лет назад +31

    "No one likes you" That's totally something my mum would say!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +2

      Ginny T.
      But that’s just horrible! It’s not even a bit funny.

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 4 года назад +12

    Got to love our mums and their awesome texts and it is good to know my mum isn't the only one who used to go on about putting on weight. But bless them and it is cool when she texts me. I really love this video.

  • @cutecakes244
    @cutecakes244 7 лет назад +229

    that last mom was frickin rude

    • @Centrinario
      @Centrinario 7 лет назад +24

      Emily Reed She knows her daughter well enough to know that the gym might not be such a bad idea.
      Besides, the daughter had no problem sharing it.

  • @TikiHi77
    @TikiHi77 7 лет назад +44

    OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад

      TikiHi77
      Obviously he was not being fully honest; the mother clearly meant something else when she wrote “I don’t know where you are.”

  • @mansibhagwate5
    @mansibhagwate5 6 лет назад +5

    Aww that poor dog was sick. And not once was the mom concerned about the dog's well being. She needed to go to a vet ASAP. Hope she is ok.

  • @addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000
    @addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000 7 лет назад +15

    all the mom txts from this segment were freaking hilarious couldnt stop lmao 😂😂😂

  • @sebastiansebastian5270
    @sebastiansebastian5270 7 лет назад +191

    Why are moms so mean

    • @doodleisbored8373
      @doodleisbored8373 7 лет назад +5

      Sebastian 7 they're not

    • @kinglyyasin5985
      @kinglyyasin5985 7 лет назад +21

      Sebastian 7 they are just honest

    • @3mad1991
      @3mad1991 7 лет назад

      Not my mom

    • @wanderingoldsoul420
      @wanderingoldsoul420 7 лет назад +136

      Because they project their insecurities onto their children which in turns lead them to hand them down to their child. What a beautiful cycle of modern day family life!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +7

      WanderingOldSoul
      Nonsense and a very mean thing to say. What you don’t hear here is the love and support most mothers give.

  • @SwizzulGaming
    @SwizzulGaming 7 лет назад +99

    Pffff, I thought that girl at the end was gorgeous

  • @damieneisenhower2497
    @damieneisenhower2497 7 лет назад +276

    jokes on you i have two dads

  • @giggs_4208
    @giggs_4208 7 лет назад +20

    These videos add laughter and smiles to my day. Appreciate what you do, keep it up!! You are the best Jimmy, Love you long time

  • @mary-anneb2614
    @mary-anneb2614 6 лет назад +18

    haha, the poke one is cute

  • @hannahrannah2739
    @hannahrannah2739 7 лет назад +39

    That last one is so sad!

  • @medea2693
    @medea2693 2 года назад +1

    My mom has been calling my little brother, "Che...Sar.. David!" for years. Apparently she has to cycle through all three names when she's stressed out...

  • @mohammadalebsi
    @mohammadalebsi 7 лет назад +10

    Middle child here ✋️. When mom calls me to bring her something, she mistaken my name with my younger brother's name before she get it right.

  • @stlstl4517
    @stlstl4517 7 лет назад +2

    Aww! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM AND ALL THE MOMS AROUND THE WORLD IN ADVANCE

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 7 лет назад +1648

    Are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today? That was so cruel...

    • @zbedfi
      @zbedfi 6 лет назад +49

      Johnny Valencia Probably just teasing him for not introducing his girlfriend to the family yet.

    • @nothingnothing3557
      @nothingnothing3557 6 лет назад +4

      Still...............cruel.

    • @mymohammaed
      @mymohammaed 6 лет назад +2

      he is a cute guy

    • @SixFeetUndr101
      @SixFeetUndr101 5 лет назад +2

      I have been single for quite awhile and cannot imagine my Mom saying that to me. LOL The woman at 4:07 is cute. =]

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 4 года назад +2

      but the guy did say "she's right"

  • @brookebeacon8773
    @brookebeacon8773 7 лет назад +16

    i love you SO MUCH JIMMY!!!!❤️

  • @123peachyspets9
    @123peachyspets9 4 года назад +3

    “I sent my mom a grocery list because I was making a family dinner and she responded with ‘no one likes you.’”

  • @Piddles1
    @Piddles1 6 лет назад +10

    “No one likes you.”
    Found the funny parent

  • @aisforambessa
    @aisforambessa 6 лет назад +2

    How's the guy who sent his mom the grocery list? Can we have an update? Did/does the office rally around him? He deserves love.

  • @Airman241
    @Airman241 3 года назад +1

    The young gal at the end who mom says she is heavy when the video was made, I think she is very cute and good sense of humor

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 4 года назад +2

    Wow, these are some long texts! A typical Text from my mom would be, “ok.”

  • @kolbemaddox1033
    @kolbemaddox1033 7 лет назад +43

    Bruh he said 6 years 😂😂

  • @tejatummuru
    @tejatummuru 7 лет назад +19

    I wanna hear from jimmy's mom!!!

  • @TheTardisDreamer
    @TheTardisDreamer 7 лет назад +2

    The facebook poking one sounded exactly like my Mum hahahaha

  • @JAGDEEPKAUR03
    @JAGDEEPKAUR03 4 года назад

    These editions are so much better than celebrity editions!!! SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

  • @rolmangonzalez8855
    @rolmangonzalez8855 7 лет назад +7

    I love my mommy

  • @azaz298
    @azaz298 7 лет назад +14

    it's ( no one, like you ! )

  • @maryallison0509
    @maryallison0509 6 лет назад +3

    I discovered my mom’s is a big old fibber. She claimed to not know how to text. My siblings and I and even our children tried teaching her how to text. But she claimed she couldn’t figure it out. Well last summer I discovered she was able to text. She was at my house for her annual summer tour of staying a week with each of her children and her grandchildren with families. I have a self locking deck door. We got it because of our kids they were the worst, at leaving the house thru that back door then not locking it. So we got the self locking door. Mom would watch the birds in my feeders and bird bath every morning. Well one morning she watched the weather channel because we were going to meet up for lunch at a out door cafe if it wasn’t going to rain. She was going to put her coffee cup in the sink then take a shower. Well the bird feeder distracted her and she stepped out to get a better look. And she was locked out in nothing but her tiny bath wrap. And she texted a picture of herself out on the deck in her bath wrap. And said SOS LOCKED OUT. After I finished laughing I scolded her for fibbing all these years. Then told her where I hide the fob for when she locked herself out.

  • @angelanderson9515
    @angelanderson9515 3 месяца назад

    “No I haven’t talked to her in 6 years”
    😂😂😂

  • @ftwtech
    @ftwtech 4 года назад +1

    At least Jimmy gives them Herman Miller Aerons.

  • @kp1flush
    @kp1flush 4 года назад +5

    I have so many questions about Guillermo's life.

  • @briansmith1652
    @briansmith1652 Год назад

    90% of the texts in these videos are “Where are you? You need to call me.”

  • @Mymoleisspicy1112
    @Mymoleisspicy1112 7 лет назад +1

    Awww moms are the sweetest😌 I'm a mom now too, I really don't like Mother's Day though, makes me anxious, I'm ok with it towards others though😊

  • @annaknight7973
    @annaknight7973 6 лет назад +1

    omg the dog one!! hahahahaha

  • @TreyWorld27
    @TreyWorld27 7 лет назад +4

    Jimmy is the goat he's so original and genuinely funny

  • @TikiHi77
    @TikiHi77 7 лет назад +1

    OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd!

  • @diegogatti7397
    @diegogatti7397 Год назад

    "no1 wants u" thx dad, i appreciate

  • @janetchambers5284
    @janetchambers5284 4 года назад +1

    i loved the one about the dog craping everywhere that is so funny i started crying

  • @oriolez5582
    @oriolez5582 7 лет назад +3

    The one with the imaginary girlfriend was so funny - ah! the look on his face 🤣

  • @soniamarchan5159
    @soniamarchan5159 5 лет назад +1

    They should do a Faye Chrisley texts between her and Todd. That would be some hilarious texts🤣🤣

  • @elenivesoka1523
    @elenivesoka1523 6 лет назад +1

    The last one... "WHAT!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariecreativity9065
    @mariecreativity9065 2 года назад

    The !!!!!s after the “I didn’t respond” is on point

  • @Ir0nMa1d3n
    @Ir0nMa1d3n 4 года назад

    You will love my Mother's texts! She is cute with how her accent is even understood in them. Lol

  • @neat24
    @neat24 5 лет назад +2

    Hahahahaha these videos make me realize how unloved I am lol

  • @ADAM-uf3my
    @ADAM-uf3my 6 лет назад +1

    The first guy, Ben, isn't he the one from tge buzzfeed earwax video? Check it out. 😂

  • @jamieharrison192
    @jamieharrison192 2 года назад

    “Eggs a dollar cheaper for 36 count, we use a lot” last txt from my mom 😂

  • @piperslice
    @piperslice Год назад

    I really felt that last one in my bones.

  • @lauverr3808
    @lauverr3808 7 месяцев назад

    That woman who has a dog that shits every hour may want to take that dog to the vet. 😨 no dog should be crapping like that.

  • @annah371371
    @annah371371 7 лет назад

    ahahagahahaha the sh*tting dog text... was loling in the subway

  • @marknamkoonglifetimes6348
    @marknamkoonglifetimes6348 7 лет назад +1

    Hahaaa this is awesome, love the new faces.

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 6 лет назад

    So good seeing that last mum text. I am not the only one lol.

  • @shmeagol
    @shmeagol 5 лет назад +3

    2:34 Who is that? She’s beautiful

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 2 года назад

    I don't care what her mom thinks, the girl in the Joy Division shirt is cool as hell in my book

  • @andyhernandez7046
    @andyhernandez7046 7 лет назад

    Happy mother's day

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад

    Great Video! *Moms are the best*

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 3 года назад

    Lord have mercy them is some funny moms :)

  • @isaacvanness2539
    @isaacvanness2539 7 лет назад +3

    Some of those moms are SAVAGE😂

  • @skinaloa
    @skinaloa 6 лет назад

    The last one reminded me sooo much to my Mom!!! lol

  • @AlinaXD99
    @AlinaXD99 7 лет назад +6

    Jimmy I must say, I am not into you threatening the invisible hamster.

    • @joannazhou1587
      @joannazhou1587 5 лет назад

      I get strangely nervous every time I hear him say that.

  • @amyalice9321
    @amyalice9321 6 лет назад

    Priceless!!

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule 5 дней назад

    2:55 *_P-s-s-s-s-t!_** When your dog can't control its bowels, don't let it roam freely throughout the home. (Hopefully, the daughter's blessed with more common sense than Mom.)* 🙄

  • @funchik93
    @funchik93 3 года назад

    But really... WHAT IS FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE FOR SOMEONE POKING YOU?!

  • @Suki-hl6vg
    @Suki-hl6vg 3 года назад

    The Poking🤣🤣

  • @Dl0S
    @Dl0S 6 лет назад

    2:30 She is so beautiful.

  • @susiesmith7694
    @susiesmith7694 4 месяца назад

    I wish my mom was still alive to leave me crazy voice messages.

  • @yourlocalhighgirl3375
    @yourlocalhighgirl3375 6 лет назад +1

    “No one likes you.” 😂😂😭

  • @AngeL_Fallen.
    @AngeL_Fallen. 2 года назад

    Haaaa that mom sayimg married men on fb is right. Lol but the one eho git me was that guy with his mom poking ppl on fb haaHAGGAAAA

  • @jerryjanik480
    @jerryjanik480 4 года назад

    Jimmy Kimmel I have dyslexia care for me when I send a text message to but it's the other way around my mom has no idea why I'm saying the funniest thing ever

  • @sinancetinkaya
    @sinancetinkaya 7 лет назад

    @Jimmy Kimmel Live, bring the mean tweets back!

  • @tifu3274
    @tifu3274 5 месяцев назад

    Mum roasts cut a little deeper, don't they.

  • @MissBELLE003
    @MissBELLE003 6 лет назад +1

    Hey 👋 enjoy those funny text

  • @lizkelly6613
    @lizkelly6613 6 лет назад +1

    Oh man that last one is my mom 😂. Except I still live at home and she comes into my room and sighs and says “you used to be so beautiful “ and then walks out. (Im 23 btw so it’s not weird I live at home lol)

  • @JotaP1n
    @JotaP1n 4 года назад

    “No one likes you”. Pure mom love.

  • @HarrietShearsmith
    @HarrietShearsmith 6 лет назад

    Thank you for sharing this xx

  • @dayaaaaaaaaa
    @dayaaaaaaaaa 6 лет назад +2

    And Jimmy Kimmel hasn't talked to his mother since 6 years

  • @richardlorith8256
    @richardlorith8256 5 лет назад

    The young lady at the end of the video she is cute, but you can see she has a sense of humor

  • @raehiggins5587
    @raehiggins5587 6 лет назад +1

    3:18 why not call though?
    4:19 literally my mom

  • @suzycue303
    @suzycue303 3 года назад

    2:51 - Keith from the Try Guys is that you? Or maybe Grant???

  • @turquoiselomax8965
    @turquoiselomax8965 4 года назад

    I love Guillermo 😂😂😂