Jimmy Kimmel Live Staffers Read Mom Texts

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @vbinkk1385
    @vbinkk1385 7 лет назад +576

    that one girls mom needs to reevaluate wtf she's feeding that dog😂

    • @devodavis6747
      @devodavis6747 4 года назад +16

      For real!
      I'm worried about that poor pupper! 🐕

    • @jaymesigler6402
      @jaymesigler6402 4 года назад +16

      Maybe he's sick. Probably needs to see a vet.

    • @DFlo-bj3gb
      @DFlo-bj3gb 3 года назад +5

      If the dog is shitting💩 in the house that much🤔🤔🤔 it's peeing in the house twice as much💦too! Get the white rug out, put waterproof flooring, take the dog to a vet and crate/potty train him!

    • @babyturkey8342
      @babyturkey8342 3 года назад +1

      The dog could have been sick. It happens to almost every pet. My dog got sick once and the same thing happened to her. She was better the next day and back to normal after two days. It happens

  • @idrils
    @idrils 7 лет назад +945

    So you can split moms in two categories :
    amusingly dorky
    borderline cruel
    and also both

  • @darabkhan9777
    @darabkhan9777 7 лет назад +1772

    "No, i haven't talked to her in six years! "

    • @darabkhan9777
      @darabkhan9777 7 лет назад +59

      Mind=blown
      Guillermo is wise indeed

    • @sobiakhan9936
      @sobiakhan9936 7 лет назад +1

      Darab Khan 😂😂😂

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +2

      Darab Khan
      Just a stupid and mean cliche.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +2

      Well, if you are an unpleasant person or what can be described as a looser than you might fear rightful criticism; otherwise the overwhelming majority of in-laws is no problem.
      Could be a good idea to ask yourself what you can do better.

    • @rsingh6770
      @rsingh6770 6 лет назад

      Darab Khan v

  • @ElaineTFenix
    @ElaineTFenix 7 лет назад +2770

    Shout out to the girls who gets SUUUUUPER annoyed with the 'You are beautiful but need to lose some weight" comment from their moms too.

    • @mermaidmoon2254
      @mermaidmoon2254 7 лет назад +45

      Not from my mom, but from my grandma! xD

    • @chickenpermission8373
      @chickenpermission8373 7 лет назад +136

      Lol at least you get the "you are beautiful..." part 😭😭

    • @wanderingoldsoul420
      @wanderingoldsoul420 7 лет назад +164

      Parentals need to learn their place and it is most definitely not degrading your daughter's weight. Especially a daughter that doesn't look all that overweight in the first place.

    • @britneyc2270
      @britneyc2270 7 лет назад +117

      I used to get that. Then I lost the weight and now my mom tells me I'm too skinny and I need to stop working out so much 😒

    • @step30dub
      @step30dub 7 лет назад +57

      right i got thunder thighs for like 10 years then i lost weight and now she says chicken legs

  • @halakaabar9139
    @halakaabar9139 7 лет назад +316

    "Hung out with some young people..We're so cool"

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      Kodak Kodak and and and now you have to wait for wait for the

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      to be be be the the first person to to be a member the next of the event event event event

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      I have yews errastatrarra

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeas

    • @jmk5742
      @jmk5742 2 года назад

      eyrie read srsyiyrtatraeayteatrrateyrareaeiaeeuqeasrsytrryarsasu

  • @sr_chunli
    @sr_chunli 7 лет назад +357

    If i had a dollar for every time my mom told me to stop eating and exercise I'd a billionaire ✋🏻

  • @b7snammar
    @b7snammar 7 лет назад +1771

    My mom once forgot my name. She then tried to cover it up by saying: "That's normal to happen for the middle child"

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 7 лет назад +52

      ouch, that makes it even worse.

    • @b7snammar
      @b7snammar 7 лет назад +40

      Middle child unite!

    • @mirasolperez4321
      @mirasolperez4321 7 лет назад +13

      middle child too. i've got two sisters and i'm the middle child.

    • @b7snammar
      @b7snammar 7 лет назад +59

      well i'm one out of 5 boys! once my father walked INTO me! that's how invisible i am

    • @doc.m.d.8870
      @doc.m.d.8870 7 лет назад +15

      Ammar Abdullah you're adorable and hilariously irrelevant. LMAO. My mom sometimes calls me by my younger siblings' names, even though I'm the oldest. They're the problematic ones though.

  • @mohamedahmed-fl2ms
    @mohamedahmed-fl2ms 7 лет назад +396

    "No one likes you"
    *dies inside*

  • @THEentropyMaker
    @THEentropyMaker 7 лет назад +721

    To the woman at 4:07 don't lose a pound. You are very damn good looking just the way you are.

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 7 лет назад +14

      Dylan she has a double chin so I'm gonna bet under those layers of clothes she might need to lose a fee

    • @yungvag
      @yungvag 6 лет назад +75

      victoria hale , didn't notice. Guess you haven't met a lot of people in your life, huh? Go outside for once

    • @CS-nv2db
      @CS-nv2db 6 лет назад +2

      Dylan be a shame if she died then

    • @manel7480
      @manel7480 6 лет назад +22

      Victoria hale between her "double-chin" and your centuple stupidity I'd rather have the first...

    • @tammycain8421
      @tammycain8421 5 лет назад +2

      Awwwwwww. You're amazing

  • @Qolus
    @Qolus 7 лет назад +46

    I love the resigned cheerfulness of the Roker Report Guy. I strive for that with my mom. 👍😏

    • @nothingnothing3557
      @nothingnothing3557 6 лет назад +1

      Al is a weird choice to be obsessed with. Personally I find him to be funny occasionally but mainly a pompous blowhard with delusions of grandeur. Like I said, weird choice for one's obsession......but to each their own.

  • @zlamelie
    @zlamelie 4 года назад +12

    Lol
    The poke one is every mom ever. And once you'd tell them to do whatever they want, they'd accuse you for not having patience.

  • @girlfriday9939
    @girlfriday9939 7 лет назад +328

    Too heavy??? That girl is not too heavy!

    • @victoriahale5254
      @victoriahale5254 7 лет назад +5

      miss Bibliophile ehhhh

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +6

      Girl Friday
      She is probably slightly overweight but then on the other hand she is not beautiful. Nice, likeable, friendly, but average looking.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +1

      * *
      :)

    • @BroArmyCommander
      @BroArmyCommander 6 лет назад +4

      That person didn´t actually say anything bad and you´re attacking them. Care to give a reason?

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад +4

      VilaBitches!
      It is very nice of you to say something when others are rudely attacked for no reason, thank you!
      Unfortunately the anonymity of the internet reveals the true character of people and often gives a very bleak impression of society.

  • @schemarr
    @schemarr 6 лет назад +50

    omg I randomly just watched this video and I was actually part of the world record for crab walking lol. that really caught me off guard

  • @elHEARTBREAKER
    @elHEARTBREAKER 6 лет назад +78

    "are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carolina9169
    @carolina9169 7 лет назад +380

    "No one likes you." I almost die ajajjaja

  • @TikiHi77
    @TikiHi77 7 лет назад +44

    OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 лет назад

      TikiHi77
      Obviously he was not being fully honest; the mother clearly meant something else when she wrote “I don’t know where you are.”

  • @cutecakes244
    @cutecakes244 7 лет назад +229

    that last mom was frickin rude

    • @Centrinario
      @Centrinario 7 лет назад +24

      Emily Reed She knows her daughter well enough to know that the gym might not be such a bad idea.
      Besides, the daughter had no problem sharing it.

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 4 года назад +12

    Got to love our mums and their awesome texts and it is good to know my mum isn't the only one who used to go on about putting on weight. But bless them and it is cool when she texts me. I really love this video.

  • @mary-anneb2614
    @mary-anneb2614 6 лет назад +18

    haha, the poke one is cute

  • @addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000
    @addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000 7 лет назад +15

    all the mom txts from this segment were freaking hilarious couldnt stop lmao 😂😂😂

  • @giggs_4208
    @giggs_4208 7 лет назад +20

    These videos add laughter and smiles to my day. Appreciate what you do, keep it up!! You are the best Jimmy, Love you long time

  • @hannahrannah2739
    @hannahrannah2739 7 лет назад +39

    That last one is so sad!

  • @SwizzulGaming
    @SwizzulGaming 7 лет назад +99

    Pffff, I thought that girl at the end was gorgeous

  • @damieneisenhower2497
    @damieneisenhower2497 7 лет назад +276

    jokes on you i have two dads

  • @stlstl4517
    @stlstl4517 7 лет назад +2

    Aww! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM AND ALL THE MOMS AROUND THE WORLD IN ADVANCE

  • @kolbemaddox1033
    @kolbemaddox1033 7 лет назад +43

    Bruh he said 6 years 😂😂

  • @tejatummuru
    @tejatummuru 7 лет назад +19

    I wanna hear from jimmy's mom!!!

  • @aisforambessa
    @aisforambessa 6 лет назад +3

    How's the guy who sent his mom the grocery list? Can we have an update? Did/does the office rally around him? He deserves love.

  • @123peachyspets9
    @123peachyspets9 4 года назад +3

    “I sent my mom a grocery list because I was making a family dinner and she responded with ‘no one likes you.’”

  • @angelanderson9515
    @angelanderson9515 3 месяца назад

    “No I haven’t talked to her in 6 years”
    😂😂😂

  • @Airman241
    @Airman241 3 года назад +1

    The young gal at the end who mom says she is heavy when the video was made, I think she is very cute and good sense of humor

  • @diegogatti7397
    @diegogatti7397 Год назад

    "no1 wants u" thx dad, i appreciate

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 4 года назад +2

    Wow, these are some long texts! A typical Text from my mom would be, “ok.”

  • @JAGDEEPKAUR03
    @JAGDEEPKAUR03 4 года назад

    These editions are so much better than celebrity editions!!! SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

  • @azaz298
    @azaz298 7 лет назад +14

    it's ( no one, like you ! )

  • @kp1flush
    @kp1flush 4 года назад +5

    I have so many questions about Guillermo's life.

  • @briansmith1652
    @briansmith1652 Год назад

    90% of the texts in these videos are “Where are you? You need to call me.”

  • @TreyWorld27
    @TreyWorld27 7 лет назад +4

    Jimmy is the goat he's so original and genuinely funny

  • @piperslice
    @piperslice Год назад

    I really felt that last one in my bones.

  • @TheTardisDreamer
    @TheTardisDreamer 7 лет назад +2

    The facebook poking one sounded exactly like my Mum hahahaha

  • @elenivesoka1523
    @elenivesoka1523 6 лет назад +1

    The last one... "WHAT!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TikiHi77
    @TikiHi77 7 лет назад +1

    OMG! The guy outside, his Mom is still trying to get him to call. Last year his Mom called him a turd!

  • @janetchambers5284
    @janetchambers5284 4 года назад +1

    i loved the one about the dog craping everywhere that is so funny i started crying

  • @oriolez5582
    @oriolez5582 7 лет назад +3

    The one with the imaginary girlfriend was so funny - ah! the look on his face 🤣

  • @HarrietShearsmith
    @HarrietShearsmith 6 лет назад

    Thank you for sharing this xx

  • @andyhernandez7046
    @andyhernandez7046 7 лет назад

    Happy mother's day

  • @Mymoleisspicy1112
    @Mymoleisspicy1112 7 лет назад +1

    Awww moms are the sweetest😌 I'm a mom now too, I really don't like Mother's Day though, makes me anxious, I'm ok with it towards others though😊

  • @Suki-hl6vg
    @Suki-hl6vg 3 года назад

    The Poking🤣🤣

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 6 лет назад

    So good seeing that last mum text. I am not the only one lol.

  • @isaacvanness2539
    @isaacvanness2539 7 лет назад +3

    Some of those moms are SAVAGE😂

  • @tifu3274
    @tifu3274 5 месяцев назад

    Mum roasts cut a little deeper, don't they.

  • @skinaloa
    @skinaloa 6 лет назад

    The last one reminded me sooo much to my Mom!!! lol

  • @susiesmith7694
    @susiesmith7694 4 месяца назад

    I wish my mom was still alive to leave me crazy voice messages.

  • @marknamkoonglifetimes6348
    @marknamkoonglifetimes6348 7 лет назад +1

    Hahaaa this is awesome, love the new faces.

  • @shmeagol
    @shmeagol 6 лет назад +3

    2:34 Who is that? She’s beautiful

  • @ADAM-uf3my
    @ADAM-uf3my 6 лет назад +1

    The first guy, Ben, isn't he the one from tge buzzfeed earwax video? Check it out. 😂

  • @almacosmeus5133
    @almacosmeus5133 3 года назад

    The self- esteem boost 🙄🙄

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 3 года назад

    Lord have mercy them is some funny moms :)

  • @evelynwalker6670
    @evelynwalker6670 3 года назад

    This is so funny

  • @ankhangelamber
    @ankhangelamber 6 лет назад

    joy division shirt!!!! yes!

  • @dayaaaaaaaaa
    @dayaaaaaaaaa 6 лет назад +2

    And Jimmy Kimmel hasn't talked to his mother since 6 years

  • @lewis3128
    @lewis3128 Месяц назад

    Is it just me that says, 'open brackets' and ' close brackets'?

  • @marcobenneti9664
    @marcobenneti9664 4 года назад

    "are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.......

  • @AlinaXD99
    @AlinaXD99 7 лет назад +6

    Jimmy I must say, I am not into you threatening the invisible hamster.

    • @joannazhou1587
      @joannazhou1587 5 лет назад

      I get strangely nervous every time I hear him say that.

  • @funchik93
    @funchik93 3 года назад

    But really... WHAT IS FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE FOR SOMEONE POKING YOU?!

  • @suzycue303
    @suzycue303 3 года назад

    2:51 - Keith from the Try Guys is that you? Or maybe Grant???

  • @shannoncarroll1210
    @shannoncarroll1210 7 лет назад

    Wow... that last one... thank God my mom isn't like that...

  • @keithmeyerson
    @keithmeyerson 6 лет назад

    Gary..... Say hi to your folks!!

  • @annah371371
    @annah371371 7 лет назад

    ahahagahahaha the sh*tting dog text... was loling in the subway

  • @jerryjanik480
    @jerryjanik480 4 года назад

    Jimmy Kimmel I have dyslexia care for me when I send a text message to but it's the other way around my mom has no idea why I'm saying the funniest thing ever

  • @littlefox_8586
    @littlefox_8586 4 года назад +1

    Okay but the last one is so toxic :/

  • @DaveHumphrey2514
    @DaveHumphrey2514 7 лет назад

    all moms likes to call out for their children. their just sort of lonely the moment we stay quiet on them

  • @cc22ful
    @cc22ful 7 лет назад

    The last one sounds like Monica's mother from Friends.

    • @ADC3131
      @ADC3131 7 лет назад

      cc22ful lol so true

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад

    I Feel Like The Bald Black Guy’s Mom Will Ground Him For Life if he Doesn’t Call Her

  • @randiboston9858
    @randiboston9858 7 лет назад

    Lol the last one

  • @richardlorith8256
    @richardlorith8256 5 лет назад

    The young lady at the end of the video she is cute, but you can see she has a sense of humor

  • @estiearram4259
    @estiearram4259 7 лет назад +2

    That last one where they wrote "your" instead of "you're" is driving me crazy. Don't the writers know how to spell?

    • @5hirtandtieler
      @5hirtandtieler 7 лет назад +1

      Estie Arram This is bothering me too…sad that I had to scroll so far down in the comments to see it though :| Even if the original text had it misspelled, there's no reason to not fix it for the hundreds of thousands of people that watch this…

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 5 лет назад

    The poor room rug 💩 💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @syliviakayezu6387
    @syliviakayezu6387 6 лет назад +1

    My mom never texts me and even if I do it,she always need something 😢😢😴😴😴

  • @u4313
    @u4313 7 лет назад

    the last one, same ah hahahah

  • @rachaeleigh
    @rachaeleigh 3 года назад

    My mom texted me two days ago to let me know I forgot my taser at home. 😍😍

  • @sagnikbagchi
    @sagnikbagchi 6 лет назад

    3:43 savage parents

  • @zuljasinanaj429
    @zuljasinanaj429 7 лет назад

    The last one is my mom 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @lindseyh4206
    @lindseyh4206 4 года назад

    that last one was honestly horrible

  • @amandae654
    @amandae654 4 года назад

    I used to watch this vídeos and laugh a lot, I lost my father in december and now I watch them and a part of me laugh and another just want to tell them all, Jeep the texts¡¡ You never know which one would be the last one...

  • @Germatti13489
    @Germatti13489 4 года назад

    I received a card from my husband but that's about it.

  • @captainobvious5692
    @captainobvious5692 7 лет назад

    my mom my mom bet your getting sick of hearing about my mom uhoh uhoh!!

  • @playrewindff
    @playrewindff 5 лет назад +1

    My god these texts are long

  • @andrewjajou5982
    @andrewjajou5982 7 лет назад

    Jimmy Kimmel

  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 7 лет назад +17

    The last one was the best.

  • @ladysuzanna1
    @ladysuzanna1 2 года назад

    my sons does not text phone or any thing

  • @rainbowwriter672
    @rainbowwriter672 4 года назад

    Why would you have a white throw rug in your dining room?

  • @jennifernunya909
    @jennifernunya909 3 года назад

    That last one shouldn't happen. Wtf

  • @joshuaxavier696
    @joshuaxavier696 6 лет назад

    Was that ben from the ear extraction at buzzfeed?

  • @TheGreenbutsad
    @TheGreenbutsad 7 лет назад +10

    3.30 that's why I don't own dogs.

    • @2batgirl
      @2batgirl 6 лет назад +1

      green koko yeah, dogs don't have explosive diarrhea with no reason, any more than a human would. She needs to stop giving it table food or change his dog food.

  • @dMart1965
    @dMart1965 6 лет назад

    They need to keep that dog OUTSIDE

  • @danielfebrizio9033
    @danielfebrizio9033 7 лет назад

    My mom has one of those sliding phones and barely knows how to text. So I don't really have this problem

  • @_darkbrian
    @_darkbrian 7 лет назад

    American Moms text too long! My Mom calls me and orders to call back immediately)))

  • @perseusj1244
    @perseusj1244 7 лет назад

    my mom says I watch jimmy kimmel too much

  • @AngeL_Fallen.
    @AngeL_Fallen. 2 года назад

    Haaaa that mom sayimg married men on fb is right. Lol but the one eho git me was that guy with his mom poking ppl on fb haaHAGGAAAA