Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is SO STUPID! - Angry Movie Review
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AngryJoe & OtherJoe Review Netflix's Texas Chainsaw Massacre Revival film! IT IS SO FRIGGIN STUPID! SO DUMB! One of the worst films we've seen so far this year easily!
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When the guy said “try anything or you’re cancelled bro.” I started rooting for leather face for the entire film.
I started rooting for him there too and even harder when the old lady fucks it all up
That's the only way to watch it. Leatherface as the protagonist
They deserved to die
I think you are supposed to be rooting for him from the start. Its just extremely horribly done
I started to root for leatherface when the black guy pretty much made the guy take down the Confederate Flag. Ain't his place to do such a thing
That “We’re gonna cancel you, bro” line in the trailer was all I needed to see. Is anyone actually surprised that this sucked?
A movie where the killer is hunting and murdering sjw bozos is what i want to see. A 10/10 for sure
That was actually pretty funny
AJ is. He can't ever tell by the trailer how bad a movie is going to be.
Ever since the movie was in development hell I knew it wasn't gonna be good.🤦
This movie is great. Just understand learherface is the hero and the snowflakes are the bad guys. It’s intentional
This movie does the whole “characters in horror movies make dumb decisions” to a new level. I’ve never wanted characters to die so badly
Cap. These decisions were light compared to the shit people have done in Friday the 13th and Scream franchise.
Ironically people under intense duress can make terribly stupid decisions because their brain takes a back seat to their instincts. The problem is, the people sitting on the couch at home eating Cheetos have all this contextual information and a completely abstract perspective on the situation to where characters "look dumb". That's why you can't make characters too realistic. People are freaking dumb, but we hate to remind ourselves of that. That's where human behavior research backfires
I mean, the new generation of kiddos is even more annoying, so that's consistent as far as I see it.
It's so cliché and this remake has no reason to exist.
Fr especially the girl with the shotgun the old lady in the original what they did to her omg its horrible
“Say my name” might of been the dumbest line ever. Like I honestly would’ve been more mad if the director would’ve given him a line knowing for the last 40 some years the man hasn’t said a word.
Heisenberg?
@@AMan-iv2rb was about to say lol
Its on par with "do your thing cuss"
Not only has he not said a word in the past 40 years. I don’t even think he ever knew her name at all, it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the original but I don’t recall them sitting down and exchanging details while he cut her friends faces off.
Marthaaaaa!!!
I honest to god didn’t even know they made another one of these. Never saw a preview or any marketing 😂
ME EITHER
That just shows how bad it was if it didn't even bother with previews.
Same
Only heard about it yesterday from James A Janisse, he looked so disinterested in it and so was I
It popped up in my Netflix as a new show and just from seeing it I was like yeah nah not watching that shit
“Try anything and you’ll be cancelled bro “
That line was just the dumbest thing to say to a chainsaw wielding mad man
The only guy I cared about was the guy the main characters wanted us to hate
Lol right?
I didn’t understand the cancelled line, I thought only super relevant people can get cancelled.
The car mechanic, right?
@@diabetichercules6487
Yeah the “Red neck” , best character in the movie
@@SpecialOrder_937 He was the only character i cared about
I never get what’s so hard about marking a horror film. It’s actually mind boggling on how annoying most of them are.
True with thev movie effects of today and all the great writers. It would be so easy to make a sadistic horror film with a backbone.
When a horror film is made with an ounce of passion it tends to be at least passable. When the studio forces out sequels to make a quick buck that's when they start to suck.
ong , it’s like nowadays movies gets the dumbest characters and the stupidest villains
Exhibit 1: REC great. REC 3 dumpster fire.
Ever seen The Endless? Seriously excellent and low-budget movie.
You lost me at "a group of SJWs bought a town" that's all I needed to hear.
But they get massacred.
Yes, but they get massacred. And the movie accurately portrays them as insufferable, entitled idiots who are so dislikable they make leatherface the good guy. Honestly it sounds like a fantastic movie.
A lot of the problems with these “remakes” the “fans” in charge of making these movies are trying to make the villain the hero. You cheer for the villain to kill the obnoxious people on screen. Your taking the scare out and replacing it with cheers.
Good point!
Normally that's true. And it akso applies here. But another problem I would say is that this "sequel" completely takes away every aspect that is unique about Leatherface and just makes him a generic big evil brute
i think most ppl are meant (and in reality) are relatable to the main characters lol, we the ones that still got minds will root against them because they're the depravity of society, take the ones in the bus and the obnoxious main characters, there are people like that that live now and are being worshipped, it's the new norm.
Conpletely unnecessary alot of us already cheer on the villain
@White Bird88 someone stop the coaster I want off
After the “try anything bro and we’ll cancel you” I started watching this a a comedy, 9/10
At that point I started skimming through the movie to get to end so I could watch Joe's review.
I hope that was a joke by the producers or they actually think that’s what people do nowadays
Commedy and dumb 10/10 and story and entairtaining .5/10
@@crow_g1639 Perfect rating for this film
@@John_Locke_108 bro you missed one of the best seens in any horror movie then lol
As someone who really respects the original for it's grisly horror I can't say it upsets me when these movies come out...it only enforces the greatness of the originals and proves, "new isn't always better"
Fr especially the halloween 2018 the originals are bettwe with 1,2 and h20
They did a remake of West Side Story ffs- why can't Hollywood just make original stories??!!
I watched this movie with my family and we were dying laughing throughout. 10/10 comedy wise but 1/10 as a horror movie. Leatherface blocking the bullets with his chainsaw was absolutely fucking hilarious. It was the icing on the cake.
Well duh. He was in a Mortal Kombat game. You can block bullets, missiles, energy projectiles, and razor sharp items. LF ain't scared unless one of those cops are named Kurtis Stryker.
Yep like is it some kind of super chainsaw what Leatherface has in this movie, what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂😂👌
@@jarmopenttinen719the saw is family and family bond is strong.
@@AedanBlackheart That is true😅
The original 1974 is one of the best horror movies of all time, honestly if you're going to watch a sequel to it. You're better off just watching the 1986 dark comedy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Or the 2003 one
The OG is trash. The early 2000's TCM are the best
@@InternacionalBoxing you must not have watched a lot of horror….
@@danielventura8118 I own the original and know true horror, movies that you never probably watched. Even Sinister is better than the original TCM most Freddy movies as well 🤣
Because the director admits he couldn't top the OG so he just went wild with it, having dueling chainsaws and shit. Everything from the 2000's onwards made the stupid idea to try and capture the horror of the original, and fail at everything, over reliance on gore, and from Texas Chainsaw 3D onwards: "Let's make Leatherface and his family sympathetic, because homicidal cannibals are sympathetic right?!"
i felt the same way. the extreme stupidity of all the characters just made me root for leatherface to massacre everyone.
dude fr like they really could have escaped multiple times... im screaming at the tv like "BRO RUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
That's the horror genre for you characters are incredibly stupid
I’m pretty sure making the characters unlikable, them getting what they deserve, and the audience rooting for Leatherface was the point. But judging by these comments, I’m either wrong or the vast majority missed the social commentary and satire the movie was so blatant with.
The only character that I was starting to enjoy was the Texan gun guy(I forgot his name) but he dies ]: at least he went against Leatherface
@@miketosandrew they could've made the characters unlikable without making them so dumb. none of the characters' choices made any sense even if it is satire. im all for making leatherface the hero but this wasnt it
One big thing that stuck out to me was Leatherface’s age. Why set it in the future and go out of your way to make Leatherface look old when it has zero bearing on the film?
Leatherface has zero limitations that would be associated with advanced age in the film, he’s still an unstoppable killing machine who can get shot, stabbed and cut by his own chainsaw and still be standing, not to mention there were scenes where he was sprinting with a 70lb chainsaw in hand. A chainsaw that was stashed in a dirty wall for god knows how long and worked perfectly right away no less 😂
@RunningOnEmpty exactly, Leatherface was always just a tool his family used to protect themselves, he was always just the guard dog of the family. Now they want to make him into Michael Myers 🙄
Chainsaws don't weight 70lbs..LOL Average weight of one is about 10 to 15lbs. But yes I agree about it starting. Also that thing never runs out of fuel and it runs soooo quite.
He is actually stronger 8n his 70s than he was in hisn 20s. Original Leatherface could be hurt, reacted to it, and could be outsmarted. This one isn't even human.
@@raymondlaspina7870 Well there have been old people that are still agile as hell sooooooooooo................
@@user-kz1kx8gq7l my point still stands
I was just laughing during the movie 😂. The acting was awful, the only decent actor dies fighting the Killer. THAT ending was perfect tho, The Killer starts dancing like he won the VICTORY ROYAL 😂😂👌!
Dude for real he starting dancing with the chainsaw 😂😂 like wth is this a parody
First Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That dance is a staple of the character XD
Watch the first movie and u will understand that dance reference
@@gayoputranda5720 The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.
@@FearTheLivingDFG The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.
His character was NOT the same as the original. Leather face was not that smart or cunning in the original. They made him from a simpleton to an evil mastermind.
A respectable glow up
@@cutthroat795 Snotty Leatherface glow up.
How was he a mastermind? If you think that he was a mastermind, id hate to see your IQ test results.
@@Law2120 I misspoke he’s actually a genius. Also I don’t know what an IQ test is you’ll have to teach me from your all encompassing pool of knowledge.
To bo honest, compared with those woke people, even a toddler would look like a mastermind :))
The gore kinda took me out of it, it looked like they treated the chainsaw as a lightsaber. It went right through everything with 0 resistance. Floors, metal pipes, necks... etc etc. The brutality of the chainsaw is how visceral it is, cutting through someone should look chunky, it should get stuck and take force to go through. Not look like you're just slicing through butter.
hmmmm someone has some experience eh???
using a chainsaw as a weapon is just not a good idea if you've ever actually used one for it's intended use. It's heavy, and if you use it in an improper manner you risk kickback that could go right back into you and you could hurt yourself severely or even be killed.
It's a slasher movie bro....it's suppose to be a bit unrealistic
Quit acting like a chainsaw expert
@@vaughnrobbins9771 i think thats the point, its to show the audience that bubba is a brute with some crazy strength
you know you married right when your wife is saying "these women in this movie are idiots" over and over again.
love her
but credit where its due.....the sound design and the way it is shot.....perfection.
the actor playing leather face is also a star.....the effects and killing? amazing.
My gf was saying the same thing😂
Everyone in that movie was stupid. That shouldn't be the bar for know if you married right, lol.
Honestly I love the scene in the bus, freaking leather face walks into a bus full of people with his chainsaw, how do the people react? ‘Pulls phone out’, “try anything and you’re cancelled!” I am not a huge fan of gore, but I forgot it was a horror film for a second as I remembered the trailer where the next words were “Oh shit” then gets brutally chainsawed. Don’t know why but I feel like that would have been a scene from a parody or comedy skit about the horror genre, but after seeing that seen in the trailer I could not help but laugh, “try anything and your cancelled” proceeds to try anyways with chainsaw.
Can’t write a good story so pander to the lowest common denominator
Just such a bad decision, majority of horror fans aren't right wing yet this entire movie just felt like right propaganda.
@@jessebrown1996 i don't see any propaganda. This movie was ridiculous on multiple levels and i don't see any politics involved within it.
@@StoneColdElvisCat316 yeah there’s no politics. Canceling is ANY side of the political sphere
I give the scene of leatherface pelting the one chick off the stairs and straight into the crawl space a 10/10, hadnt laughed that hard in a long while. Great scene *chef kiss*
And she just gets up and crawls away 😂
gotta love Leatherface coming in with fucking Mjolnir and smashing a bitch through the floor
It was so casual lol
@@CrazyTom736 MJOLNIR LMFAO
They made Leatherface into a Michael Myers/Jason type killer. He's basically supernatural now. Where as in the original what made it so scary was how believable it all was. Leather face was just a messed up human. Nothing in that movie broke your immersion at all
Exactly, he wasn't even the main villain in the original movie, his family was.
@Judge Ike Jason Vorhees is betta
Exactly my thoughts. He was even a bit sad. To be constantly being told what to do and him trying so much to get the approval of a family that treated him badly. Yet all of a sudden in this sequel he's capable of acting on his own and not have any insecurities with no explanation??
Yeah its almost like he was inspired by a very famous real life serial killer, and that it would be silly to give him super powers.
Both Myers and Jason started as regular humans, though.
The flag scene was HILARIOUS. Imagine being upset over something you wouldn't even know about unless someone told you about it
Today’s people are soft. The real people who lived during these atrocities would probably be offended by how sensitive people with pretty dang good lives in comparison are.
just watched this during my weekend trip to San Antonio. me and my wife were laughing so hard at how stupid this movie was.
I can't even remember the last time I shouted at the screen for the character's stupidity but this movie definitely got me doing that. It was fine from a technical standpoint but bad in every other way.
This movie deserves no credit 2003 remake was the best will be the best remake
I can't remember because I haven't digested a bit of pop culture in 5+, years now. I watch old movies, documentaries, and read. I haven't paid for cable in 18 years. Stop rewarding idiots who probably don't you
Honestly when the black chick sees the main guy bleeding and chopped off from ear to mouth and yet she doesnt call the ambulance or cops or shown any other reaction, my brain already checked out of this movie.
this! so many times i was like "JUST SHOOT!" it was annoying
Can you tell what happened why the character is stupid?
I don't want to watch this movie, it's ok for me to be spoiled this time.
The people who made the movie could’ve at least had the decency to make it a stand-alone movie and not a very late direct sequel to the original.
The first really stupid moment in the movie, for me, was when the black woman who watched Dante die, a giant cut along his face, wasn’t freaking out or just yelling at everyone that the man was murdered.
And then she just let the main girl get off the bus knowing what happened...
@KTV 4U Keeping up with his Gold's gym membership.
@KTV 4U Psychos are built different
To add insult to injury, not only is there an after credit scene but it teases a sequel
They ripped off Halloween, dat y
When the audience is collectively voting for the baddie to win, you just KNOW that the "good" characters are f*cking annoying as shit and useless 😅😂🤣
Great review, love the banter all the way through 👍
Teens and slashers. Has anyone actually not rooted for Jason, Freddy or MM?
I laughed so hard when he made that little dance with the chainsaw at the end of the movie 😂
Just like in the original
It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre tradition that someone does a little dance with a chainsaw at the very end of the movie.
Hard-core butcher ,angry Jo is a mug
Emote
This film is going to date itself so hard…
It’s messages won’t resonate any other time period than today…
Classic horror is dated (sets, tech, year), but it’s themes are timeless
You mean sjws are finally going to either stop being stupid dumfuks or justgo away,and this movie wont make sense any more?
Yaayyyyyy, I'll take that. That's not a bad thing 😂
@@Robert-ms2xs see them all the time. They're weird as shit because they've never had true hardships in life.
Well said.
@@Ryan-kc5pl how many "communists" do you see daily? LOL fascists are funny af
@@Robert-ms2xs lol they 100000% are realistic.
Did anyone else find it so funny when leatherface threw the hammer at the girl on the stairway. Then she flew in the air then went through the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude that scene was ridiculously stupid… she wasn’t even winded or bruised. She got right back up.
Omg so amazing. The physics in that scene were spot on.
*threw
@@THE-NC2 dude how you gonna try to correct somebody and use the wrong word 🤣
@@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 huh
Character: “I don’t like guns.”
Character: Moves to Texas… The gun state.
This film is amazing. The whole point of the movie is the opposite of go woke go broke. Watching leatherface kill all the politically correct SJWs was the most therapeutic thing I have seen in ages. Leatherface is the good guy.
Well these people are "woke", and their bodies get "broke"... with a chainsaw.
None of that makes the movie any good. It's still a dumpster fire of a movie
@@raymondlaspina7870 Nah its really not. Its intentionally stupid because its not trying to be some really complex social commentary. It's actually mocking that by making the characters obvious assholes that think they're the moral authority but then showing how little leatherface cares by just having him brutalise them.
It's more faithful to the original movie than any of the remakes or remasters that have come out over the past 20 years. At least this one doesn't try to be really complex or deep, it just sets a decent backdrop with extremely obnoxious characters then has leatherface massacre them in creative and extremely entertaining ways.
As someone old enough to remember back when the slasher genre started let me tell you they were all always intentionally dumb. The characters were very rarely likeable and the stories were never considered genius level writing. No one cared back then, you went to slashers to see people get slashed. No dumbass agenda, no stupid social commentary, just good gory fun. This movie has that in spades.
@@petervenkman9838 Well said 👍🤘
@@raymondlaspina7870 Nope it was great fun and you seriously underestimate how fun it was to watch the millennials get toasted!!!
4 mins into the movie and I was already rooting for Leatherface. Were the producers trying to make us hate the protagonist or are they just THAT oblivious?
Right at that movie mark i was saying o please god can leatherface come and kill every single one of them , please dear lord ! Hahaha
That's always the point of a slasher
You were supposed to hate them, the movie also tells you that they were wrong about owning the house since the find that the old lady did indeed pay off her debt.
I know
I think one of the things that took me out of it was the chainsaw itself. When I think of leatherface I think of a huge logging chainsaw thats almost as big as he is.... not a little Home Depot babies first chainsaw. It made me giggle every time I saw it.
Well it had to fit nicely in the wall so size was probably an issue. ?;- )
@@michaelthomas5433 true!
Yet that chainsaw was still slicing through objects like a godamned lightsaber!
He's like 70 years old he cant handle a big chainsaw anymore lol
want a big chainsaw? Watch the movie Mandy, there's a dude with the biggest chainsaw ever!
The first Texas Chainsaw movie to feature the original's main character, Sally. However, in this film, she is played by Olwen Fouéré as the original actor, Marilyn Burns, tragically passed away on August 5, 2014.
The film was initially stated for a theatrical release sometime in 2021 but all plans were scrapped due to a string of disastrous test screenings. It was subsequently sold to Netflix.
On August 24, 2020, initial directors and brothers Ryan Tohill and Andy Tohill split from the project during the film's first week of production in Bulgaria. The duo was replaced with David Blue Garcia, who scrapped and reshot the previous footage.
John Larroquette serves as the Narrator in this film, as well the original 1974 version.
Like all other sequels and remakes of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and unlike the original, this version contracts "chainsaw" into a single word in the title.
The sound effect of the barbecue lid being opened is a musical cue from the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
The population sign at the edge of Harlow says "population 1974" which is the year the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film was released.
The name of the county the film takes place in as well as the Sheriff's department is "Hooper County". This is a nod to the co-creater of TCM as well as the original 1974 film's director: Tobe Hooper
The road sign says Harlow pop. 1974. The original movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, came out in year of 1974.
Kill Count: 7 + 9 (shown) on bus = 16 (more were assumed killed off-camera on bus) (+1 if you count Leatherface's mom)
this comment was actually a decent informative comment, which is like finding a unicorn irl in this comment section
"We hate guns." Also, "Let's move to an abandoned town in the middle of deep red Texas."
One of my students told me today he was excited for a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Looking forward to letting him know it was super shit.
He wont believe you
You should hype up how good it is then watch his explode. I managed to scare people with MLP "Party of One" lol
if you're anti the woke culture and sjw's you'll enjoy it because they get destroyed lol
I wasn’t even aware that they made another Texas chainsaw massacre
same
bruh
Neither did I but it looks like I didn't miss much.
Same here, no announcements, no ad, nothing
It's like they're aware that the film will suck asscheeks
Looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a......Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get it!? Ok I'm logging off.
The Joe Other Joe charisma is why I watch. Nothing makes me smile harder than hearing g you guys interact. I lost all emotion but you guys with no drugs can make the world happy
I never thought the OG was scary, nor was it a perfect film. But it's like Sam Raimi's Spiderman; it's so weird, bizarre and unique, there's nothing else like it. And this movie, if there wasn't a face-wearing chainsaw-wielding murderer, could've been any other horror movie from the past ten years. As a movie buff, I'm convinced they reworked the plot to fit this universe. It was originally an idea for a different film that they just slapped a famous IP all over.
The difference is, the OG TCM and SR's Spiderman are GOOD. Not perfect and certainly not without kookiness. But still GOOD. This is shit, even if it did end up being a one off slasher it's still BAD.
@@JeffreyColey honestly, I'm more forgiving of failure than a lack of originality; I'd rather a movie be bad than be a copy-paste of every other movie. But this movie is somehow both.
I always feel like horror movies have the hardest time being consistently good.
It's either 1 good movie and bad sequels; or they're all bad, but they keep making them anyway.
Horror movies are the best example of studio suits pushing something for the sake of money.
True, but horror movies now always have bad remakes
Part of the issue I think also has to do with how most people on average don't seem to care about consistently holding horror films to high standards. For some, as long as there are jump scares, it's good enough for them.
@@nickrivas6429 You think they making movies for free not even Charlie Chaplins movies were free 😂
@@EvilDemon69 Yes movies are made to make money smartass. However movies are also entertainment and an artform. Certain Horror movies are made to be a one and done story. But studio exces have always pushed squeals to them just to milk it. It's no different to how companies like EA and Activision over monetize videos games. This just ends up ruining horror movie franchises and we end up with worse and worse quality writing and acting. If you truly wanna make money, make a good horror movie and if a franchise is gonna be made then do it in a clever manner.
Love how Alex was like “nah not going to do it”
Smart man
I absolutely love the original Texas chainsaw massacre movie from 74. Sally is my favorite scream queen. I love Halloween and even the 2018 film. Halloween 2018 has its problems, but thats the one where we made mostly all the right decisions. Not so much with this movie. If you're going to bring Sally back, use her! I love Sally, but honestly, I'd like this movie more if it focused on Leather face and made at least one of the influencers liveable. Adding her felt too tacked on and not developed enough, it would have been better if they left her out of the movie. The reason it worked at all for Halloween 2018 is because the OG actress was still alive and they focused on her story. ... Still better than Texas chainsaw 3D LMAFO.
Right when I saw the "bi-sexual" woman and "interracial" black guy.....I CLOSED the movie out. I didn't come here for diversity day, I came to see the BEST actor for the job!! Period, The End.
And how exactly did you know that they weren't 🙄
My fiancee hated it. I'm sending this video to her. Time to conscript another to the Angry Joe army!!
Lol u have a wife 🤣
@@narutouzamaki9602 she alternates shifts with my dakimakuras
OJ is right: the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on Ed Gein and his story, who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin.
I was with the movie (enjoying, not loving) up until the third act. All of the choices made there were absolutely fucking stupid, especially involving Sally Hardesty.
Hi. Did you get any idea why THE FUCK did that stupid driver stop the bus opened the door and got off? They show absolutely no valid reason for it I'm sure.
@@arcotroll8530 The whole third act is a hot mess. Like, I would’ve been driving on the rims. Why the hell get out?!
@@augierivera3290 Yeah, there isn't a single frame explaining why he stopped. How can they be so inept?
Yeah is weird how people think the original is a true story. Yeah it’s based off Ed Gein…. but there was no dude in Texas who killed people with a chainsaw. Kinda like Blair witch just tricked people into thinking it’s a true story. The true part was just a killer who kept human body parts as tokens from his kills and wore their skin as a mask. Same dude buffalo bill in Silence of the Lambs is based off.
@@arcotroll8530 you hear the chainsaw a little after the cam pans to leather face in the alley when the bus just starts to move. He prob got a tire. That was light though. How the hell did that lady get up after being gutted by a chainsaw, lifted up in the air on the chainsaw, get tossed 20 ft and still be able to let off two shots 10 mins later………… oh and be able to talk and out a shell in the shotgun Lls
Besides the gore The shots, framing, lighting and subtleties were my favorite part (showing the time within the pickup Showing us how much more time before daylight, the flashes of the mothers face in the buses windows as he chops up the bus people).
I completely agree on the mixed message. With good films they leave you feeling your own way about the intended direction of the film but here I think it’s more like They didn’t know the message they were trying to deliver
When the country crypt keeper lady got “not” killed The film cringe level went full max but the sister using the saw felt like a TCM2 homage and when she got dead at the end I was like FINALLY
Lesson of the movie - Guns are bad, but if there is a chainsaw against you, guns are great!
I expected this to be bad. I enjoyed the kills and was happy to see all the annoying ass characters be killed off.
Same here. Actually enjoyed it quite a bit
2003 texas chainsaw massacre is still one of my favorite horror movies
Yea same here, that movie had really good tension
And the 2006 prequel R Lee Ermy was the best part as sheriff Hoyt
Fun fact: the 2003 remake was produced by *Michael Bay.*
and the same 2006 film too.
No the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on a case that took place in Wisconsin. Ed Gein was the criminal involved that inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.
the bus scene was soooooo dumb, none of them tried to run past him as he's killing other ppl? they wait til the last minute to try to exit through windows. it made no sense at all. NONE!
My biggest issue was how overpowered Leatherface was. Dude gets shot like what three times and gets stabbed in the gut and only slightly bleeds out?
I agree
Leatherface is just a human being not muscular Michael myers
agreed, too Jason like.
not only that he is supposed to be a very old man....
That’s him in all of them
Dont forget he also drowned, yet caught up to the car in the end. Not to mention his super strength.
When they crashed the Sally's car, you cant really blame that on the characters. They were probably trying to turn on the cars auto pilot
They should have driven away plus they wasted the character sally
@@Redmist-se7ld I think her character was almost redeemed after getting fucking annihilated and then still coming back to save the girl and toss her the shotgun. Everything else she did was so ducking dumb tho
😂😂😂
I doubt auto pilot would even work in that area.
I gave up on the movie after 10 minutes. Just turned it off and never went back 😂
How the hell does Leatherface end up in an orphanage? Hello? He's called Leatherface for a reason. He massacred a bunch of people. He's the definition of massacre. But no. He lives with a bunch of kids and an old lady instead of a prison for the criminally insane.
How do you fuck up a movie about Leatherface massacring a bunch of self-righteous SJWs? This should've been internet gold.
I definitely have to say this is a clear candidate for the worst movie of 2022
> worst movie of 2020
Bruce Willis be like: pfft. Amateurs.
Its February.....
Lots of time for more stinkers!
Nahhh it’s not that bad
I'll probably wait and see before maybe adding it as a candidate for worst film of the year. But it's definitely very bad. It's a giant turd
This is basically Leatherface vs SJWs. What's next for the sequel? Leatherface vs Karens?
I genuinely enjoyed it. Not for any of the reasons the director intended but I laughed the entire time.
I honestly think it was intended. The characters are unlikeable and the kills are over the top. He literally throws a hammer like Thor as well as his chainsaw.
I loved this movie idk wat these people are thinking
@@bransonbenson9520 That they know what a good movie is and you don't?
The ending was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!
The dude literally emoted on his kill
@@bko7492 that was the best part of the movie for me lmao. the taunt was glorious then he goes crazy swinging the saw around
Man i was so pissed off screaming when they shot leather face twice in the chest with a 12 gauge then uppercut him with a chainsaw. (which wasn’t even rev’d btw) all I wanted was that chick to die and my boy pulled through as soon as they got in the car I knew exact where this was going.
@@bko7492 it's the saw dance from the first movie...just in case nobody knew🤣
Facts
3 out of 10 is too generous for this trash heap, it’s definitely 1 out of 10 territory
Agreed
Even when Angry Joe hates something, he still finds a way to overrate it! lol
"You either die a villain, or you live long enough to see yourself become the hero." 😂
When she threw them the keys and said “you can leave now” I was like wtf. Why make them wait after you didn’t kill leatherface which was your point in the beginning. Comical
The cinematography and stuff was great, beautiful shot when Sally finds the sheriff's bodies and the lightning glows up the sky for example. Good sound design as well and the kills were ok as you said other than cg blood. So yeah, it was definitely filmed competently but the story was just bs tbh. I hope this crew get another shot with a great writer because for a slasher it was really well filmed if you just love cinema in general.
Yeah most Netflix films and shows always have great cinematography
I agree, it was well made for the most part despite the fake looking sets. The story though was just complete trash.
I really enjoyed this movie.
Agreed.
Yeah, credit where it's due: very well shot, good editing (fast paced, not much filler), actors were decent, dialogue sounded natural, lots of gore and brutal violence
You could call it simple junk food horror, and it delivered on that
It was more a comedy than horror. Any person with decent firearm skills could kill leather face SOOO easily with that shotgun. And that’s basically every American lol
I think its the idea that you have to lacking a "big" dick to be good with a firearm. Ive run into many anti gun people and thats the go too insult when they find out you can shoot a gun.
I was rooting for leatherface in the first 5 mins when they were harassing a man for his 2A rights. I find it ironic (may be the point in the movie idk) that she USES A GUN to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America.
@@destrocrimson Yep. Pretty much bodyshaming anyone who carries a gun for protection. "MuSt HaVE a SmaaLL dICk)
@@destrocrimson eh fuck em I went to a few protect the second protests gun people are fucking awesome. Pick a guy say hey I like your gun then get sold on the gun fuck yea :p anti gun people are sticks In the mud
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 I really dont know the way the movie flips back and forth. The bro your going to get cancelled thing was such an chance to say f u to those types by having leatherface kill them all right then and there
This film's politics are so bad that they managed to piss off everyone left, right and center.
Netflix is trash so this didn't surprise me
I couldn't help but feel this film is a long PSA about keeping Californians out of Texas.
In that framing; I like it.
It was DOA when the synopsis starts with "In this sequel, influencers looking to..."
That was the whole reason the trailer intrigued me .... that leather face was going to run through all those joke characters.
Still didn't end up watching it.
As far as Leatherface being a sympathetic character, he was originally portrayed as a mentally challenged misfit who was bullied by his family into murdering, as opposed to Jason's puritanical vengeance, Freddy's twisted sadism, or Michael's inexplicable evil. This movie completely mishandled the character, making him just another slasher.
I’m amazed at how long that chain saw was able to run without being refuled, not even once
It is also bullet proof haha
And after being in a wall for 30 years
It’s a hybrid. What with climate change and all.
it's a black & decker what do you expect?
@@jmedrano704 yes it was..
*I ❤️ these AJ and OJ reviews the chemistry is unmatched.* 💪🏽
7:51-9:27 & 20:12-22:58 & 24:36-25:10 *Best funny moments.* 😂
Why are they destroying the good horror originals from the 70ies and 80ies nowadays? Halloween kills was also stupid af. Why cant they honor the spirit of the originals, but make a clever movie with that story background? It's so sad to see. When they anounce a new version or sequel of a classy horror story I always say oh please dont f it up. But they always f it up.🤮
I'm black and live in a reasonably large Texas "town" (150k pop) and I see confederate flags on a daily basis. It's deplorable, but if I got heated like the Characters in this movie I'd have had a heart attack by now. Also, a small backwater town? Pffft.
When I read "A group of influencers" my expectations hit the floor. After I watched it I realized the floor was to high. I had to spend two hours in the basement to even things out.
I made it to the part where the old lady locked them in the car couldn’t watch anymore after that lol it was sooooo stupid they had to be doing this strictly for the kills
Duh why else do slasher movies get made?
@@dmon3331 people are so dumbed down with their Netflix and shit, they watch Red Notice and say "yeah, great movie, had so much fun" and then they watch TCM and say "boooh ahaha what a dumb movie"😒
Yeah I got to the bus scene, then I had to bail 🤣 the bad acting was just to muchh
Social justice warriors being brutally murdered sounds awesome but its crazy how hard it is to remake a movie from the 70s made for 15$
One of the dumbest things about this movie is that Leatherface was like 80 years old, and he's moving around like he's in his 20s or 30s? That would make the woman who was his foster home mother over 100 and she looked like she was in her 50s at most.
Man I wouldve loved to see Alex tear this one up but good on him for getting out of this lmao
Would "have". Or do you also say "I of a surprise for you" ?
@@TomLehockySVK 🤓
I would like to see in a sequel that takes place several days later for a priest of another town to take Leatherface in when he finds him by the side of the road malnourished. The priest by giving him shelter and soothing his violent ways by being caring and accepting along with a family member of his. The priest could be someone that has been a war veteran and is struggling with the violence within him as he has many weapons in his house. Then if someone like a family member of the priest from that town gets killed by the problematic son of the most powerful politician of the town that covers up for him every time then that would have the priest and Leatherface unleashed against the corrupt people that work for the mayor. All this needs is a despicable villain to be the mayor like a Clancy Brown or a John Malkovich and a likeable lead to be the priest which could be someone like Michael Rooker, Ed Harris, Devon Sawa, Scott Adkins or Bob Odenkirk.
And the mayor is a super woke Californian that wants to turn a texan town into a bum city, giving away free crack and crack pipes from the secret governament crack supply they import by smuggling Mexican children.
@@kato093 You watch too much Fox news buddy.
@@1997lordofdoom i don't watch fox news buddy. That is what CNN told you that fox news says, because CNN and MSNBS don't talk about news, they talk about how fox and trump, both bad.
DEA: " most illegal drugs enter via mexico".
Border patrol "drug smuggling surges and cartels are concentrating on sending meth, heroin and fentanyl from Mexico to US".
Biden and US officials "smuggle hundreds of thousands of illegal Mexicans across the entire US using planes and buses. Decide to give away drug kits with crack pipes and needles"...
Mmmmmm.....i Wonder if those are connected....mmm...it's not like the US has ever supplied crack to the blacks...it's not like the us smuggled cocaine from Columbia and Mexico with El Chapo and Pablo escobar...it's not like the US smuggled a fuckton of opium and heroine from Afghanistan....
The biggest druglord in the world is the US governament buddy
wow this oddly specific.. This a fantasy of your for awhile??
In the original film, "Leatherface" was in his late 20s/early 30s and this sequel is set nearly 50 years after the original this movie had so many questions thrown at us and none of them were answered. First of all, why was Leatherface adopted by this old woman when was he adopted by her? What happened to the Sawyer family why did this town basically turn into a ghost town? How is it that Leatherface is able to snap a man's hand off he's in his 70s he's not supernatural? How did a group of "influencers" convince a bank to let them buy up an entire town? And last but not least how did this group arrive so unprepared without the proper documents to prove that they purchased the property? And don't even get me started with the characters so many problems with this movie it made zero sense!
Marketing for this movie must have been absolutely terrible, because I'm not going to lie, I had absolutely no idea this movie even existed. I only started hearing that a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie came out when people started reviewing and shitting on it.
This just hit me, what if this movie is made just to be one huge dump on those cringe influencers/sjws and make fun of them? What if people who made it actually hate them with that much of a passion? That would actually make me appreciate the movie.
Keep dreaming.... unfortunately they were 1000% serious.
You know everybody tried to use this with that woke sex and the city reboot and I'll tell you the same thing I told them you know damn well that creators are sjws 🤣😭
@@retronerds6884 I doubt it. That bus scene was clearly meant to make fun of people like that.
Even if that's the case, take in consideration that Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from a real story, wich is even worst than what you see in the OG movies. The simple fact that the leather face got popular gives me the chill when I think that people were actually killed by a monster.
I can get by the slashers, Jason, Freddy Krugger, Michael Myers been the "cool" killer, kimda like the last Haloween did, where you WANT to see him kill people. Difference is, Myers doesnt exist, or st least isnt 100% based on a real life event where kids got torture and skinned so that this fucking evil of a thing could do masks and furnitures out of it.
@@TheJegame Who is leatherface based on? I thought he was based on Ed Geen.
“These sjw’s are just shitty people”
Me: yeah what else is new
All are lol
@@aFlyMothaLova amen to that
says the literal "nazi stormtroper" and all around nice incel guy
@raidermaxx23 Cringe, you obviously don't even know what incel means, but you wouldn't be a stereotypical sjw if you wouldn't start an argument without using the words "Nazi, sexist, racist, incel, homophobe, transphobe" 😂 What a cliche lmao
@@x_VALTIEL_x Ok so you believe that there is no systemic racism in our justice system? And that police are not overly violent towards minorities? You talk a big game, so prove it. LMAO
Leatherface is national hero in this movie.
How you feel about the characters in this movie is very similar to how I felt about the characters in Obscure: The Aftermath. The game itself is very well made and I most likely would have labeled it a hidden gem but the characters you play as are so stupid and annoying that they bring the game down hard which normally doesn't happen for me. By the halfway point, I was looking forward to the next time another one of those morons were going to get unalived.
Sane thing could be said with halloween kills a horrible movie with no character development and dont forget " eViL dIEs tOnIgTh"
Didn't even last 5 minutes as they were literally harassing a guy for his 2A rights at the gas station. In Texas. You don't like guns. Move to California or UK/Australia.
Facts! Sjw nazis hate America
Then she uses a gun to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America yet she harassed a man in the beginning.
Bro it’s a movie lmao they really got you that triggered
@@dislikebutton2837 Didn't know I wasn't allowed to give my opinion on a video giving opinions. My bad dude.
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 dam sounding real liberal to me
I was laughing the whole time especially end when he cut the girls head off and was holding it up like the rock with a title belt lmfaooo
Yeah, but that was so unexpected, like he did all that in 4s, I blinked and looked at my phone and he was hailimg the head
Yeah this movie rocked. Loved watching the ‘dumb millenial’ caricatures get slaughtered. I think the people hating it just weren’t in on the joke
this dumb movie existed
That was the best part of the movie. Her and Dante were absolutely insufferable
@@CheesyNoodlez Dante's death and that black girl's one were the best imo, I found them obnoxious and hateful as hell,both were trashy af
Terrible terrible script ... lousy lousy acting ... awful awful direction - so stupid. 4/10 Leatherface was cool but not enough to save this mess....
Leatherface: *gets shot in the chest with a shotgun*
Also Leatherface: *gets a Mortal Kombat chainsaw uppercut*
ALSO also Leatherface: *falls in a pool and drowns*
Leatherface 5 minutes later: "Tis but a scratch!"
Having watched this whole video, without watching this movie, without any intention of ever seeing it in the future, sounds like the message in this movie was: *Don't mess with Texas*
A magical chainsaw that cuts through cast iron sewage pipes and doesn't blunt, starts after 50years in a wall with no rust on any exposed surfaces. With magical fuel that will still burn after 50 years.
Totally believable..
I said the same thing and my friend's husband told me to turn my brain off for a minute 🤣🤣 I was totally not believing that saws can go through that much bone and wetness and not shut off.
PSA: shot guns are only shitty in long ranges in video games. In real life, a shot gun can be deadly up to over 100 yards with good slugs.
I know it's late but...
The Polaroid picture "Sally" has in her truck visor...is that the same picture Nubbin's took of them in the van...the one he kinda blew up in there face cus they were stingy hippies?
The "massacre" part of the movie name was actually referring to the massacring of the franchise and taking a dump on it before pissing on it.
"The real Texas Chainsaw"....my guys, there was no real Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the marketing and intro for the original film said it was based on true events, this was a fabrication. It was extremely loosely based on Ed Gein, look him up. The original horror film "Psycho" was also loosely based on Ed Gein, so I guess you could say TCM was based on Psycho? Still a stretch, and yeah there was no real Chainsaw Massacre, ever.
Where did the real Chainsaw Massacre happen?
Leatherface was inspired by Ed Gein, a real-life murderer of the most gruesome kind. In 1957, police were on the hunt for a missing woman in Plainfield, Wisconsin.
This film needed better writing and editing. The original Chainsaw Massacre was direct and hyperbolic response to the meat industry, this film just felt like the writers or directors hated Gen Z and tried to make them as stereotypical and cringe as possible. Lila and Sally was the only characters I had any interest in; and Sally is anti-climatically killed off.
The only positives I can think of are some visual shots (Sally walking with the lights behind her, Bus scene, Lila walking to the theater with the lights shining), the blood and gore well was well done, and Bubba was done well for what was shown.
Halloween (2018) literally did the the plot with “Legacy character fights killer” way better.