You can tell immediately the only selling point for this movie is "women". That's it. That's the whole thing. It will bomb and sexism will be blamed, eventhough women don't want to watch it either.
this movie is actually really really bad i accidently watched it for like 5min (thanks to little sister) and got freaking bored and cringed avoid this movie at all cost!
This movie is ultimate corn and Korn does the music..... oh its slipknot not Korn lol oops. Oh wait iJust Corey Taylor not all of Slipknot. I dunno why I always get Korn and slipknot mixed up. Not my kind of music I guess.
@@madkoala2130 From what I've heard the movie's message is actually about the main character rejecting tradition but ends up emotional hurt by over sexualizing herself. The problem was actually with the marketing that seemed be softcore garbage on the posters. Read the wiki for thhe plot summary; very different message from what people think.
@Shrimp Well.... you just described the plot of every anti-war movie... your point doesn't really make sense. There are plenty (if not all with some kind of message) of movies that do this. Turns out, to show something is bad, you kind of have to..... show it.
She actually played one movie that's not 'I'm the fat comedy relieve person' which I think was 'Mommy' where she plays a psychopathic older woman befriending a group of teens and in the end tortures them coz their parents made her life in school miserable. Have only watched fragments but from those fragments it's a pretty decent B-movie. Not particularly good, but not particularly bad either.
@@breadguytv Yeah you are right XD I confused the 2. Probably coz I don't watch enough movies of them to be able to remember. Usually if I see stuff like this I think... 'bad American late night show humor in a body positivity spin.... NEXT!'
yes it was and it was every bit as bad as Joe says it was, but not as bad as the raw chicken gag and I do mean gag, as in it made me want to puke every time they came back to it... NOT FUNNY!!
The ratings on Netflix used to be so accurate before they switched to thumbs up/thumbs down. I feel like they basically want everyone to watch everything they put out now.
@@addbioshockasachapterindea345 yeah though tone is certainly diffrent boys for the serious dark comedy type of parady and OPM for the comedic action parady
The rating on Netflix doesn't even have anything to do with whether it's good or not. The number corresponds to how close the Netflix algorithm thinks the movie/show is to your tastes. Even then, it's completely wrong most of the time.
Yeah they took out user ratings and reviews after many of their originals were total bombs. Now they just hide it and force people to find out the hard way.
Last week it was trending number 1 in Canada....I have a feeling it wasn’t and they just put it to number one to get you to find out the hard way that it wasn’t
Thank you for saving my family from this movie. My husband and kids would have never allowed me to choose another movie again because I fall for the whole #1 movie on Netflix thing.
@@dieling9807 True but I will say that is a bit different. As both of them are actors as well and both of them were in the film together. Not to mention Blunt and Krasinski are both really talented. While the other husband and wife combo have if they are lucky one good film to their names if that. Like Milla I think has some talent but that's pretty much only resulted in her being in one good film which is the 5th Element. I also enjoyed the film The Perfect Getaway but not sure if I would say that is a good film and I mostly just liked it for Timothy Olyphant.
I'm noticing a trend with movies that have Director's that are married to the lead female star being complete trash in Hollywood. It REALLY needs to stop.
"Her husband and her... somebody needs to tell them these jokes aren't funny, you need a better writer... maybe their writer is the problem." The husband is the writer.
In every bad review I find myself entranced with Alex. His "oh my god this was miserable and I like my life a bit less now" looks are a work of art. Not loud like OJ and Joe but the subtle misery and sadness in his eyes is magnetic
@@knightveg The fact that they even supported Cuties in the first place has put a bad taste in my mouth permanently. It doesn't matter how good those shows are, I just can't support a company that does something like that.
Remember when unfit kids and people looked upon there favourite superheroes and wanted to be fit like them? Now they want their superheroes to be unfit like them, human intelligence is definitely dropping
In fairness and to an extant, I can see having heroes/role models that have different body types (it's not solely tied to health. It can be genetic and other reasons). Plus, it can help make for more diverse storytelling/characters. However, trying to present being fat (as in the gut and due to bad health/lifestyle choices) as good is worrying as it could endanger other people.
Even if it is unfunny this movie was meant as a comedy not a serious superhero movie. The joke is that she's fat. As is the joke in everything she stars in... This wasn't trying to be a role model movie lol. Tell me one single superhero in the current MCU or DCU who doesn't look like an athlete or supermodel. (Thor doesn't count because him being fat was both for comedic effect as well as showing how far he's fallen into a depressive state, it was never meant to be inspiring). Those are the superheroes kids are growing up with.
@@Csabee005 From what I've seen in these reviews that Alex is in when he looks dead inside 99 percent of the time it's because the movie, tv show or game they're reviewing is really bad like you know when something is REALLY bad when Alex looks depressed 😆
4:52 I love how Alex and Other Joe are sitting there staring into the void as Joe does his shenanigans. They're so used to Joe by now, they just ignore him flatout, lol.
so did they already use the excuse " if you don't like the movie then you're fatphobic " edit : I did not know corey taylor made a song for this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@jacksonbilgry8395 forget the cliche movie....the fact that corey taylor made a song for this shocked me more like fck everytime I listen to their new music I'll be reminded that he made a crappy song for this movie
"Another film that she does with her director/husband and it seems like all the films that she does with her director/husband are terrible." For a second I thought Joe was talking about Milla Jovovich.
@@Moon_Presence sorry for going off topic but I had a good chuckle imagining the moon presence sitting on a couch watching movies with popcorn and pizza 😂
@Harper Swan Yeah I wonder if Corey Taylor realizes how much respect he lost from so many people for being a part of that so-called 'review' He has no right to tell anyone what a terrible movie is after that lol
I recommend this movie as a sleep aid. It was late and I was suffering from insomnia and so checked netflix for something to fall asleep to. Worked like a charm, no clue how it ends or pretty much what happens after their training.
@@Kronos0999 My gf will watch some pretty bad shows and movies, sometimes it's just what she likes. Not really a problem, people have different tastes and making it work is how relationships go.
As a fan of the video game franchise of the same name, I keep thinking of a movie of that, instead. Canonically, Galaxy Federation ships like the Styx and Rynex need two people to fly them, a pilot and WSO, and they need to be very closely bonded to fly such a fighter properly. So what if the plot is two average pilots who are really close friends are called up because they have that X factor at their disposal, and have to do a lot of growing up in a very short time because of the immense responsibility and firepower in their hands?
Man... If a shitty movie makes someone else think of a better movie idea based on a old school video game way better than fucking Hollywood and the insufferable crowd it's been sleeping with, you *REALLY* know they done fucked it up.
When Joe mentioned to get a different writer, I was curious and checked IMDb. The director, Ben Falcone, wrote it himself. There are no words to describe how quickly my brain quivered and turned to goo.
If you look closely you can see a bit of Alex's soul leave his body while AJ was doing the Urkel bit. I have not and will not watch this movie but I did see that scene when Double Toasted reviewed it and I don't blame Alex's soul for leaving.
So basically, this movie is the embodiment of the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up", as well the dethklok song "thunderhorse" if it were trying to being dead serious.
Octavia Spencer seemed like she didn’t want to be there, but owed someone a big favor. The writing was so bad you could almost see the cringes on the actors faces after they said their lines.
I honestly liked The Heat, but only because it was a goofy buddy cop, there are not many female buddy cop movies, and because she played a genuine hardass in my opinion.
Since Netflix was recommending like crazy for me, I went to watch it yesterday, I thought it might become better, but eventually just turned it off. Instead I just decided to do something more productive, I went to bed.
I personally can’t stand Imagine Dragons. My wife and kid love em, seems like everyone else does too. Aside from this song, Corey Taylor and all he does with Slipknot and Stone Sour, he’s an incredibly talented dude
Not to talk bad about Female actors in general, because there are PLENTY of EXTREMELY GOOD female actors especially in a lot of the big budget action movies. BUT whenever I see a movie like this one that pushing the fact that it has an entire cast of female "comedians", I IMMEDIATELY steer WAY clear of it as I immediately KNOW it will be nothing but unfunny, unenjoyable, PURE WOKE GARBAGE!!!!
Alex: _"This is your fault."_ Angry Joe: _"Screw you for making me watch this."_ Nice review right there. Thank you Other Joe for making them suffer hahahahhaha!!
The differences between Jason and Melissa doing the same character are that it still works for him (probably because his isn't an overbearing character) and he actually branches out more often.
There's always an appreciation for a guy who can pepper in a good joke-but there's never a need for an over the top person desperately trying for laughs.
I didn’t even bother watching the damn thing cuz once I saw Melissa McCarthy I was like “nah this gunna be some cringe kicking & screaming feminism bullshit”
Sadly I couldn’t sleep the other night and decided to watch this... Seriously sometimes I feel like directors who make these types of films think the audience is legitimately stupid.
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If you've been around this planet for awhile, sometimes you can tell just by the poster if the movie is gonna be bad.
You can tell immediately the only selling point for this movie is "women". That's it. That's the whole thing. It will bomb and sexism will be blamed, eventhough women don't want to watch it either.
Exactly...we all knew it was a flop
Melissa McCarthy = it’s gonna be shit
Some films you don’t need to watch to know it’s bad
Also with which actor is in it
You know a movie is bad when Joe doesnt even try to make a spoiler free video lmao
🤣🤣🤣
this movie is actually really really bad i accidently watched it for like 5min (thanks to little sister) and got freaking bored and cringed avoid this movie at all cost!
Even seeing a few clips of this shitshow in the review has seared my brain with this cringy garbage.
This movie is ultimate corn and Korn does the music..... oh its slipknot not Korn lol oops. Oh wait iJust Corey Taylor not all of Slipknot. I dunno why I always get Korn and slipknot mixed up. Not my kind of music I guess.
That because this movie is dogshit
Every Melissa McCarthy movie in a nutshell: *HAHAHA I'M FAT, AREN'T I FUNNY! OH NO I FELL!*
She probably thinks "It worked for John Belushi and Chris Farley. I can do that!"
More like she's always expected to act that way. She's been typecasted and that's not her fault.
@@fizzlepeach Her husband is making the god damn movies and you say she's typecast?
F outta here
@@fizzlepeach She don't have to accept
@@teresmajor7956 lol everyone needs to work and make money to maintain a lifestyle they want
“They can barely get in the Lamborghini because of their costumes.”
Yes, clearly the costumes are the problem.
DAM
Exactly, the Lambo is the problem.
"THUN-DER FORCE"!
Now this is a BASED post, love it
Let's ban Lamborghinis and ALL Sports Cars!!! because they're not made for all people (with fat costumes)! LOL
OJ saying “I can’t believe we watched this” 15 seconds in? This review is gonna be gooooood
Also Melissa McCarthy is terrible
@@Bear-form “the guy in the middle” good sir that’s Alex the king how do you not know this
@@semmutalindwa4615 she was good on spy?
Yup 😂
@@semmutalindwa4615 she's great. Her talent has just been wasted
OJ: "I lost some respect for Netflix"
Me: don't tell him about cuties let him be innocent
he should know
I think its time
i still dont know why has that thing 80% on rotten tomatos.
What we are, pedofiles?
@@madkoala2130 From what I've heard the movie's message is actually about the main character rejecting tradition but ends up emotional hurt by over sexualizing herself. The problem was actually with the marketing that seemed be softcore garbage on the posters. Read the wiki for thhe plot summary; very different message from what people think.
@Shrimp Well.... you just described the plot of every anti-war movie... your point doesn't really make sense. There are plenty (if not all with some kind of message) of movies that do this. Turns out, to show something is bad, you kind of have to..... show it.
I saw the advertising for it on Netflix and instantly knew it was gonna be insanely bad
"Cuties" but the children are grown up to be the random "heroes" 👏👏
This is my first time hearing of this film haha
esp.
@MMA Fighter
I instantly knew the movie was gonna be horrible the second I found out that Melissa McCarthy was in it💩
@@DragonHeart613 Yup.. she's terrible and unfunny.
During the movie, my wife yelled out, WTF are we doing with our life.
That was nothing to do with the movie though. Sorry bro.
Your wife nah b our wife😈
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 lol you sick man you sick
@@steviegall3810 brutal
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 savage
I saw the poster and instantly thought who would ever subject themselves to watching this
Lmao
My mom
woke twitter morons
I was forced to watch this during school
Libs and repressed women whom watch Batwhaman on the CW
alex looks like he's a war vetran getting flashbacks the whole vid
Well now I have to re watch the whole review thanks lol
When they came on camera Alex had this look like "wtf did you just make me watch?" Lol
I was looking at Other Joe's worried face. X'D
Just imagine Fortunate Son playing as the camera slowly zooms into his face and it goes b&w
he always has a "nam flashback" face. the joes have made him endure so much shit, but still he does his job.
A superhero movie starring Melissa McCarthy is a red flag in itself.
Remember me?
Also rei is best girl as always
I like Melissa McCarthy but in action adventure films, NO!
It keeps so Insulting and Insulted 😂
A film with Melissa Mccarthy isn't that funny
When someone talks about how "courageous" a movie is, that's the hint that the movie is trash.
*I'm fat and stupid*
haha so funny can't wait to see the next 6 years of the same character.
Jo Brand
She actually played one movie that's not 'I'm the fat comedy relieve person' which I think was 'Mommy' where she plays a psychopathic older woman befriending a group of teens and in the end tortures them coz their parents made her life in school miserable. Have only watched fragments but from those fragments it's a pretty decent B-movie. Not particularly good, but not particularly bad either.
@@stijnvdv2 that's not McCarthy though... the other woman has a good range of acting
@@stijnvdv2 "Ma"
@@breadguytv Yeah you are right XD I confused the 2. Probably coz I don't watch enough movies of them to be able to remember. Usually if I see stuff like this I think... 'bad American late night show humor in a body positivity spin.... NEXT!'
"Did I do thaaaaaaaat?" I thought Joe was just having a mental breakdown...but that was in the movie!?!?
its the next "godzilla is approaching the generator" mode from Joe 😂
Yeah that part made me cringe harder than usual
yes it was and it was every bit as bad as Joe says it was, but not as bad as the raw chicken gag and I do mean gag, as in it made me want to puke every time they came back to it... NOT FUNNY!!
The ratings on Netflix used to be so accurate before they switched to thumbs up/thumbs down. I feel like they basically want everyone to watch everything they put out now.
One Punch Man season 1 nailed the superhero parody thing already. If you haven’t seen it yet go watch it. Total gem.
The boys on Amazon did too
More anime parody than super hero
@@addbioshockasachapterindea345 yeah though tone is certainly diffrent
boys for the serious dark comedy type of parady
and OPM for the comedic action parady
@@brucelston it parodies specifically anime superheroes. nonetheless, One Punch Man is a very casual and hilarious anime, would recommend.
Then read the Manga after Season 1 because the Animation in season 2 is such a turn off. The manga animates it better than the animation in season 2
The rating on Netflix doesn't even have anything to do with whether it's good or not. The number corresponds to how close the Netflix algorithm thinks the movie/show is to your tastes. Even then, it's completely wrong most of the time.
Didn't they change it for amy schumer?
Yeah they took out user ratings and reviews after many of their originals were total bombs. Now they just hide it and force people to find out the hard way.
@@Zeta-Mon And you know how cringe Amy is
Last week it was trending number 1 in Canada....I have a feeling it wasn’t and they just put it to number one to get you to find out the hard way that it wasn’t
@@Phillipgraves869 Number 1 in USA right now (BULLSHIIIIIT)
Alex's face when Joe imitates McCarthy imitating Urkle is priceless.
He's still suffering 😹
That man died inside again.
Sometimes when I know a movie is bad. I don't watch it but instead watch angry joe rant about it. Its a guilty pleasure
Is it really something you should feel guilty about? Sounds reasonable to me.
Same lol
That's exactly what I'm doing right now lol
Rel
I feel like most of my movie watching is like this now :D
Me seeing the thumbnail: Yes, that’s the evening’s entertainment sorted. Angry Joe comes through again
Half an hour of entertainment for a whole evening? That's sad ☹️
@@opticalcanine those of us that work all day have to get a full night of sleep
@@opticalcanine Just put it on repeat.
@@fcukugimmeausername That's what I do...😂😹👍
They suck at movie reviews
I saw my mom watching this a couple days ago , I was going to stick around with her but an instinct came about so I didn't . Now I feel bad for her -
Thank you for saving my family from this movie. My husband and kids would have never allowed me to choose another movie again because I fall for the whole #1 movie on Netflix thing.
We all fall for the whole “#1” thing at least once.
Believing in the #1 is how you end up buying The Last of Us 2
I avoid every single thing I see that has the Netflix logo on it, all but one movie with them involved was absolute garbage. lol
Old superheroes: TESTOSTERONE
New superheroes: CHOLESTEROL
Spot on!
🤦👍☠️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠👻
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alex's expression told me all i needed to know. He actually looked angry he had to watch this movie
i would to
An actress with a "director husband" is never a good sign.
Yea just look at all of the shitty video game films we have gotten thanks to such a duo.
Resident evil movies and monster hunter lmao
Quiet place was a good tho...
@@dieling9807 True but I will say that is a bit different. As both of them are actors as well and both of them were in the film together. Not to mention Blunt and Krasinski are both really talented. While the other husband and wife combo have if they are lucky one good film to their names if that. Like Milla I think has some talent but that's pretty much only resulted in her being in one good film which is the 5th Element. I also enjoyed the film The Perfect Getaway but not sure if I would say that is a good film and I mostly just liked it for Timothy Olyphant.
I guess you haven't seen A Quiet Place or The Fifth Element?
This movie felt longer than the snyder cut
Snyder cut didnt even feel long it was way too short
At least the snyder cut was watchable.
Sadly agree
and both were equally bad.
@@Old-Boy_BEbop no way. Even if u thought the Snyder cut was bad u have to know that it’s better than this garbage.
I'm noticing a trend with movies that have Director's that are married to the lead female star being complete trash in Hollywood. It REALLY needs to stop.
Resident Evil lmao
a quiet place: hello there
@@1232sam Prime Example. What a dumpster-fire.
If Netflix does a Melissa McCarthy and Adam Sandler crossover the world will implode in disgust.
Even then I think Adam Sandler has a limit to making landfill movies
Don't give em ideas....
Adam Sandler is honestly funny than Melissa McCarthy, don't shit on my boy Adam Sandler.
Don’t even wanna think about that cuz it think this is where all the holly wood actors are going too
Adam Sandler at LEAST has his charm, Melissa doesn't.
"Her husband and her... somebody needs to tell them these jokes aren't funny, you need a better writer... maybe their writer is the problem." The husband is the writer.
mccarthy was adlibing everything
@@triggerfairy4070 When did the trend of making actors adlib for "ha ha" start?
Its always dragged on and horrible.
yeesh.....
She makes Milla Jovovich and Paul WS Anderson look fucking good
@@ChocorocK thats what they did for Fembuster
This is what we call failing upwards, where the worse they do, the more they are rewarded with new projects.
Expect more of this shite.
Here for the positively, negative vibes 🙃
You mean honesty lol
This show is the best I have ever seen it’s the greats superhero show ever,
@@ZaWardo151 big brain sarcasm
In every bad review I find myself entranced with Alex. His "oh my god this was miserable and I like my life a bit less now" looks are a work of art. Not loud like OJ and Joe but the subtle misery and sadness in his eyes is magnetic
Agreed.
I agree, but your comment is hilarious. You sound like a complete psychopath bathing in Alex's misery.
I came for AJ but i stay for Alex lol
4:42
5:19 is also hilarious
@Anoneemus Noename cool story bro
"I lost some respect for Netflix"
Other Joe, can you even have any respect for Netflix after Cuties?
Daybreak, Colony, strange things, Van Helsng, October Faction and so on
Are some cool TV shows to watch
@@knightveg The fact that they even supported Cuties in the first place has put a bad taste in my mouth permanently. It doesn't matter how good those shows are, I just can't support a company that does something like that.
@@knightveg Piracy's a better choice
I still have my Netflix subscription, but since a year or two, I am watching 90% on Prime or renting there, because Netflix has gone down the road.
When OJ says he wouldn't reccomend it to anyone, you know it's bad
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Remember when unfit kids and people looked upon there favourite superheroes and wanted to be fit like them?
Now they want their superheroes to be unfit like them, human intelligence is definitely dropping
Idiocracy was a warning.
In fairness and to an extant, I can see having heroes/role models that have different body types (it's not solely tied to health. It can be genetic and other reasons). Plus, it can help make for more diverse storytelling/characters. However, trying to present being fat (as in the gut and due to bad health/lifestyle choices) as good is worrying as it could endanger other people.
Even if it is unfunny this movie was meant as a comedy not a serious superhero movie. The joke is that she's fat. As is the joke in everything she stars in... This wasn't trying to be a role model movie lol. Tell me one single superhero in the current MCU or DCU who doesn't look like an athlete or supermodel. (Thor doesn't count because him being fat was both for comedic effect as well as showing how far he's fallen into a depressive state, it was never meant to be inspiring). Those are the superheroes kids are growing up with.
It's because we have let the unfit run things
They really want to back to monke
When Joe was doing the urkel impression you can see Alex's soul leave his body
When Netflix says #1 in America, they mean how many have watched it. It has nothing to do with ratings.
They are lying, more people turned the movie off than had completed watching it. They don't mention that.
At the five minute mark when Joe did the Erkel dance I looked over at Alex and he is so dead inside and defeated 🤣
Such a mood xD Although I'm not sure if its only because the film was so bad, or that Joe was being just as cringy while reenacting the thing.
@@Csabee005 From what I've seen in these reviews that Alex is in when he looks dead inside 99 percent of the time it's because the movie, tv show or game they're reviewing is really bad like you know when something is REALLY bad when Alex looks depressed 😆
Joe looked like he was losing it for seeing this film cause of the urkil joke lol
The fact that these guys actually sat through this entire movie, shows true bravery of the highest level.
Or a great deal of stupidity
Other Joe's "golden girls" t shirt was funnier than the movie
He's on the "It only gets better with age" team.
Thank him for being a friend.
In fairness, that's a low bar to beat.
Gentlemen, your sacrifice has been noted...you are the heroes of this movie... Saved us from this horror show
Lol you dont need somebody to watch the film to know this is trash. The trailer should tell you all you need to know
OJ: "I kinda lost all respect for Netflix"
Me: You still had respect for Netflix?
Normal people lost that respect when they released that movie "cuties"
When it comes to movies. Netflix is the worst. When it is shows. They only have two good ones.
@@theinsurance2450 original movies*
Netflix has a lot of good older movies on their platform. But the Netflix Originals are garbage
Cuties is garbage. I hated that movie
I can only imagine what the budget for this “film” was
Money being set on fire.
@@HammerLeaf bucket of raw chicken
@GlassHalfEmpty Oh dear god...
Yea your money
@@steveninsav They don’t have my money, goof.
@GlassHalfEmpty thank fuck I cancelled my subscription back in 2017 when thirteen reason why came out.
4:52 I love how Alex and Other Joe are sitting there staring into the void as Joe does his shenanigans. They're so used to Joe by now, they just ignore him flatout, lol.
Alex’s “rant” @ 6:14 - 6:44 is the EXACT reason why bad movies keep getting made lmao
Adam Sandler and Melissa McCarthy should play Russian Roulette until one of them writes a decent script.
Melissa and Kevin James are the same person. Prove me wrong.
Or just let a good actor replace them instead.
Uncut gems?
@@bradleysirwin6604 Adam Sandler didn't write the script for Uncut Gems.
@@maineman5757 He surely did a better performance than Melissa in several years though.
Joe re-enacting the jokes are infinitely funnier than the jokes themselves
Joe’s Urkel impression, I hope to see that on a T-shirt in your merch store one day.
so did they already use the excuse " if you don't like the movie then you're fatphobic "
edit : I did not know corey taylor made a song for this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i still can't believe that he did... idk if i can listen to slipknot/stone sour the same anymore
@@jacksonbilgry8395 stick with pre All Hope Is Gone and you’ll be fine,
Maggot lol
No because Melissas characters iconic comedy lines often involve making fun of how fat and stupid she is
@@williamhenderson2661 WANYK was pretty decent ngl. some poopy tracks but most were pretty sick
@@jacksonbilgry8395 forget the cliche movie....the fact that corey taylor made a song for this shocked me more like fck everytime I listen to their new music I'll be reminded that he made a crappy song for this movie
"Another film that she does with her director/husband and it seems like all the films that she does with her director/husband are terrible." For a second I thought Joe was talking about Milla Jovovich.
Hey she was good in The Fifth Element and the first Resident Evil movie. Lol
@@Moon_Presence sorry for going off topic but I had a good chuckle imagining the moon presence sitting on a couch watching movies with popcorn and pizza 😂
@@zireael9797 LOL I'd chill with Moon Presence on a couch and eat. It'd be super legit.
The Last one was good according to Joe, monster hunter, and the first Resident Evil too
@@zireael9797 what does bloodborne have to do with This shitshow?
17:25 Wait that's the actress who played mantis in guardians of the galaxy. I hope they didn't ruin her career with this movie.
Corey Taylor's RUclips channel actually turned off the comments for the song.
As expected
Between this, his bad solo album, and his collab with Doug Walker, he's not having a good time.
@@weregretohio7728 I agree with you. His solo album was so disappointing. Also, it wasn't Doug Walker. It was James, the AVGN.
And now it's gone. It's no longer on his page. lmfao
@@dedcaesar2325 Pretty he did one with Doug too.
Past Corey Taylor from Slipknot when watching this movie: 'I push my fingers into my eyes.. It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache..'
😂😂😂😂
What if the pain goes on?
@Harper Swan Yeah I wonder if Corey Taylor realizes how much respect he lost from so many people for being a part of that so-called 'review' He has no right to tell anyone what a terrible movie is after that lol
I liked the wall review it was funny
@@BruceLeanDarts I’m not gonna make it!
I recommend this movie as a sleep aid. It was late and I was suffering from insomnia and so checked netflix for something to fall asleep to. Worked like a charm, no clue how it ends or pretty much what happens after their training.
Thats even better because you never sees the movie twice. Always feels like a new movie.
Imagine Adam Sandler and Melissa Mcarthy making a Jack and Jill remake :'D
PLEASE don't give them ideas...someone may actually think it is a good idea!
Don´t give them any ideas please
No.
Oh no
I still would have some funny moments with Sandler
Can’t believe Octavia Spencer slummed it here. She must have needed a down payment on a second mansion
Must have been a clause in a contract forcing her to be in this
How much is Netflix paying actors these days? A cool million euros?
I noticed she had the same expression on her face nearly the entire movie, lol. She barely acted here -- just phoned it in hard.
@@DeathBringer769 thats some hard core slumming it, im impressed
If you want a mansion, you go work for BLM.
At this point can we all just admit that if Melissa McCarthy is in a film now that it will SUCK
Ha. Along with Adam Sandler and Nicholas Cage.
@@michaelstowe2167 Whoa now, what’s the issue with Adam Sandler? He’s redeemed himself with Uncut Gems!
My gf and I quit 20 minutes in. She was very merciful.
You have a problem if your gf was still "merciful" after watching that for 20 minutes.
@@Kronos0999 Shut Up
Hope you still got the chill bro
@@Kronos0999 My gf will watch some pretty bad shows and movies, sometimes it's just what she likes. Not really a problem, people have different tastes and making it work is how relationships go.
Oh hell no, if i know a movie is bad i aint watching it regardless of the girls promises for rrpayment. Man up dont let yourself be abused.
5:00 Alex is having flashbacks from the movie.
Flashbacks of outriders
Why are we still here
@@franciscolaurean8550 just to suffer
13:12 lol
My brother-in-law put this on, and changed it to something else before McCarthy got her powers 🤣
Alex looks like he is having PTSD here and there while Joe and OJ talk.
... that's how he always looks, tbf
5:00-5:20 just look at alex, he was dying inside 😂
He always looks annoyed when oj talks
@@dalehollingsworth6704 trust! Why?!
I find this angryjoe review way more entertaining then the movie.
That is the truthest of every truth.
I didn't to be honest.😕
thats a disrespect
As a fan of the video game franchise of the same name, I keep thinking of a movie of that, instead.
Canonically, Galaxy Federation ships like the Styx and Rynex need two people to fly them, a pilot and WSO, and they need to be very closely bonded to fly such a fighter properly. So what if the plot is two average pilots who are really close friends are called up because they have that X factor at their disposal, and have to do a lot of growing up in a very short time because of the immense responsibility and firepower in their hands?
Man... If a shitty movie makes someone else think of a better movie idea based on a old school video game way better than fucking Hollywood and the insufferable crowd it's been sleeping with, you *REALLY* know they done fucked it up.
Godzilla is approaching the generator, the generator is loosing power!!!!!
that is timeless haha
He's a man not a god, come on comrades!
IS THAT FUCKING BLUE?!
That's what she said
"loosing power"....
losing* The word "loose" is the opposite of the word "tight". The words "lose/losing" are the opposite of the words "win/gaining"
Members of Slipknot are looking Corey like “...my guy, wtf were you doing?”
Nostalgia critic’s the wall is what he’s doing, he’s a dork
@@blueberry5822 Look the man has a son who likes the NC, he was doing it for his kid
I mean did you even hear the full song? Its not like only he made it there is a guy from Anthrax and Slayer aswell
@@Rysix19 I did, not a fan of it at all.
Slipknot sucks so no surprise there
This is why we have these guys and other youtubers, so we don't have to suffer.
When Joe mentioned to get a different writer, I was curious and checked IMDb. The director, Ben Falcone, wrote it himself. There are no words to describe how quickly my brain quivered and turned to goo.
Your brain has turned to ground beef. BEEF BRAIIIIN
I'm a simple man I see Melissa McCartney i don't touch it with a stick.
I thought she did a good job in St. Vincent.
@@TadRaunch You thought wrong.
Naah, I'm just joking. Personally, I don't like her at all so I haven't seen that.
@@rodrigocaceres2879 Even if you weren't joking, most of my opinions are objectively wrong anyway. For example, I think K-PAX was decent.
Don’t even touch it with a stick, she might eat it!
Yea she's awful.
Bridesmaids was good but everything else you're an idiot i f you waste time and or $ on her movies
12:04-12:32 *OJ closes his eyes when AJ reminds him how bad that joke was in the movie.* 😂
She's such a genius she invented super human drugs, but couldn't out smart carbs
The power of donuts are just too strong
Ouch 🤕
Calories, not carbs.
@@Left4Candy whatever makes you fat as a sun.
Lol
If you look closely you can see a bit of Alex's soul leave his body while AJ was doing the Urkel bit. I have not and will not watch this movie but I did see that scene when Double Toasted reviewed it and I don't blame Alex's soul for leaving.
😂😂 I saw him rethink his entire life leading up to that point.
AJ : "Ok, I'mma give the film this: I think there's two funny jokes in there."
Alex: *Squint to doubt*
Netflix has brought cinema quality down. It’s killed the focus on making art. They take anyone who is famous and churn out shite like this
It's like they put a premise into an AI script generator with different genres and just roll with it
When the "superhero" could be beaten by running for a mile so she gets a heart attack chasing you...
you know its gonna be bad BAD when OJ doesn't even enjoy it as a "so bad it's good" kind of film
So basically, this movie is the embodiment of the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up", as well the dethklok song "thunderhorse" if it were trying to being dead serious.
Every day I die over and over again.
Corey Taylor's involvement in this shows that the dude is chasing paychecks, and doesn't care about his art anymore.
I thought he couldn't sink lower after his envolvement with the wall review
It sucks because I really like Taylor but seeing him sink so low hurts.
your profile photo is scary
I find it pretty funny considering he constantly shits on newer bands, calls them generic, then does stuff like this
@@Windwalker88 i’m like 40% sure he was in that review for his son anyway.
Joe “singing” the slip knot song at the end killed me lol, too goddam funny.
We are not conceding, looks can be deceiving.
In your darkest hour show them you have the power
CRIIIIIIIIIIINGE!
@@helikos1 that line is what had me dying lol.
Octavia Spencer seemed like she didn’t want to be there, but owed someone a big favor. The writing was so bad you could almost see the cringes on the actors faces after they said their lines.
i didnt get the Hate.
The Movie was mostly boring and lame, but terrible? nah, not really.
@@DasKame you…. Just said two reasons why they hate it
@@megamask3158 Boring and LAME is now a reason to HATE a Movie? Holy shit, i thought it must be offensive, terrible and broken to be worth HATE
Alex keep preaching the truth: they are going to stop making garbage movies until we stop watching them
I honestly liked The Heat, but only because it was a goofy buddy cop, there are not many female buddy cop movies, and because she played a genuine hardass in my opinion.
Joe just set himself up to be a meme doing the "Did I do thaaaat" dance there.
The urkel scene was the moment i was done with this movie.
Really? idk, i saw worst. Very Disney Afternoon Movie-Vibe
The first few seconds of the trailer was when I was done.
Damn he just keeps going "Did I do that?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie popped up when opened Netflix and saw Melissa McCarthy in the trailer and was instantly like “nah”
To be fair "the King" is the greatest Name for a Villain
@@DasKame that villain was the only character with even the slightest hint of being interesting
@@barrybarry8564 The Name was great, the Movie was way more like for Kids imo
@@RHYD_ i think i like "the King" more than "Kingpin" to be Fair: "The Motherfucker" (Kick Ass 2) was also a great Name XD
Since Netflix was recommending like crazy for me, I went to watch it yesterday, I thought it might become better, but eventually just turned it off. Instead I just decided to do something more productive, I went to bed.
I personally can’t stand Imagine Dragons. My wife and kid love em, seems like everyone else does too. Aside from this song, Corey Taylor and all he does with Slipknot and Stone Sour, he’s an incredibly talented dude
6:52 OJ just hiding the fact he watched Jack and Jill😂😂😂
Dude watches bad films on purpose doesn't surprise me he did.
Watching Alex listen to angry Joe speak the lyrics of that god awful abomination of a song was absolutely priceless!
Not to talk bad about Female actors in general, because there are PLENTY of EXTREMELY GOOD female actors especially in a lot of the big budget action movies. BUT whenever I see a movie like this one that pushing the fact that it has an entire cast of female "comedians", I IMMEDIATELY steer WAY clear of it as I immediately KNOW it will be nothing but unfunny, unenjoyable, PURE WOKE GARBAGE!!!!
If I can make a suggestion do reviews on the DC animated films! They deserve to be recognized more.
Ohhh great superman moments right there
Alex: _"This is your fault."_
Angry Joe: _"Screw you for making me watch this."_
Nice review right there. Thank you Other Joe for making them suffer hahahahhaha!!
"There are things that are clearly worse than this. You've made me watch them." I'm dying
lmao, the first 7 minutes is alex and aj dumping on oj's movie choices.
The differences between Jason and Melissa doing the same character are that it still works for him (probably because his isn't an overbearing character) and he actually branches out more often.
There's always an appreciation for a guy who can pepper in a good joke-but there's never a need for an over the top person desperately trying for laughs.
He can play dark characters in The Gift and probably Ozark.
Jason Bateman was the best part of this movie, hands down!
that golden girls shirt is so good
“Couldn’t get in the Lamborghini because of their costume.” Uh... think wider.
I think he knows but was trying to be nice.
Are we sure it’s not called Thunder Thighs? 🤣
😆
I didn’t even bother watching the damn thing cuz once I saw Melissa McCarthy I was like “nah this gunna be some cringe kicking & screaming feminism bullshit”
Sadly I couldn’t sleep the other night and decided to watch this...
Seriously sometimes I feel like directors who make these types of films think the audience is legitimately stupid.