Missed the moon, went for sun - Kerbal Space Program (Gopnik Gaming RE-UP)
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Kerbal Space Program featuring Boris the cosmonaut.
Previous KSP video: • SECOND time playing Ke...
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This video is a re-upload from Boris gaming channel Gopnik Gaming. The channel is now closed.
Originally uploaded on Gopnik Gaming on: January 22nd 2018
It had 1,756,296 views, 2658 comments, 45,586 likes.
Migrated to Life of Boris on: February 14th 2021
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Stay cheeki breeki! - Игры
Boris: sigh
Test Pilots: oh shit here we go again
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear cov,
@@AxxLAfriku go to hell
@@fishyc43sar Highly Agreed
No no no, not again, these are new ones
@@AxxLAfriku you really need s therapy
Fun fact, this may sound stereotypically gopnik, but the real life Soviets actually DID make a Soviet counterpart to the Saturn V called the "N1." The key difference between the two was that while the Saturn carried its initial weight at take-off to mach 1 by wielding five colossal F1 engines, the N1 attempted to resolve the problem of lift to mass at take-off by strapping an unholy total of *_thirty engines_* to the first stage _alone._
That's *_six times_* the engine count of the Saturn V, *_ten times_* the number of engines on the main orbiter of the Space Shuttle, and *_ten more_* engines than the R7, the main rocket of the Soviet space program, that ALREADY had so many engines that it needed to be grouped into *_five boosters._*
Truly the most blyat design ever made. I want to see it fly once again.
Kaga Kai, another fun fact which may or may not be true. The soviet way of testing the N1 was to launch, watch it blow up, fix the problem, rinse and repeat. I think you can find videos of the test launches on RUclips
Part of that has to do with engineering challenges surrounding large bell nozzles and the combustion instability that can occur in them. Lots of Saturn protos blew up on the test stand before a solution was found.
@@titanlim8303 also a fun fact, the interstage metal cage fairings that you see on Soviet rockets like the R7 are actually there because the Russians never designed a way to counter sloshing in their fuel tanks, and instead decided to solve it in the most Russian way possible, *_ELIMINATING THE PAUSE BETWEEN STAGING AND THE IGNITION OF THE NEXT STAGE BY LIGHTING THE NEXT STAGE WHILE THE LAST ONE IS STILL CONNECTED_*
Gopnik AND kerbal
Sadly the n1 failed all four launches but not just because of engineering engineering problems. The whole management system was messy and the funding was decreased, along with several other problems like engineers forced to launch early. It wouldve been cool to see it launch sucessfully
*The Slavs beat the Americans to the Sun.*
Yea Russian vodka makes you fireproof
Да
they were also planning on beating them to the moon, but sadly they canceled the program after the us moon landing lie
To the early squad reading this comment sending virtual Hugs to all of them. 💞💞💞💞💗💞💞💞💞💞💞 pls support me.💞💞💞💞💞
Incorrect actually ;) The ESA and NASA have the SOHO (SOlar and Heliospheric Observatory), a joint project made by now-Airbus Defense and Space, currently in orbit around the sun halfway between the Earth and the star.
The Europeans and the Americans beat everyone else to the Sun.
HE IS BACK, SLAVS HAVE RETURNED TO THE STARS
edit: stop saying its a reupload, i know
Нет
@Eli Hughes turn up my own hard bass and try to out drink him! 😄
No, it's just a reupload
To the early squad reading this comment sending virtual Hugs to all of them. 💞💞💞💞💗💞💞💞💞💞💞 pls support me.\
Bro this dude kick in it the gopnik way that he can possibly have
Literally drinking vodka and mead, listening to Uamee and this comes in my notifications. The slav is strong with this one
As a Latvian I approve that lifestyle. Uamee ftw
Да! The Slav is strong with this one
"We need more test pilots!"
His secretary is dissappointed.
He builds a few things that actually look like a few things the soviets built for their military 😂 Slav minds really do think alike
Function > Beauty
Function=beauty.
Da
But look how the IS-7 and t34 turned out
the darkest nights produce the brightest stars
the darkest place in the earth produce the brightest and strongest nuke
@@heinzguderian628 Russia is the darkest place, not only in Earth but in whole solar system
"There is no darkness without the light. And no cheeki without the breeki"
Such inspiring words
"hey I've seen this one before its a classic!"
“It just came out”
He means like in real life
Marty, it's you?😂
@@japaneselova4596 this video is up on Gopnik Gaming channel long time ago
@Der KurwaKanal, yeah I know, I was referencing a move as you could tell by the “air quotes”
7:25 Music: Edgar Hopp - Army of Angels just if u wnated to know my fellow Gopniks
I was just browsing the comments to see if someone left the sos, thank you my bratan
I fcking love you. heard it randomly in videos for months but never found what it was!
@@bananedc1 haha big love back xD happy to help a bratan out 😂
СПАСИБО!!!
You’re so amazing, finally found the name
I'm sorry but did I just Time Travel while I was asleep?
Ikr
I think I did too
I just woke up
Read the description
Dude, your the meme!
"CENTRAL COMMAND WE HAVE A PIZDEC"
LMAO
WE ARE BAILING OUT
This looks like an intro to an episode of "Blunderbirds" by Matt Lowne
More like Blinderbirds by Boris Shaslik King
In soviet russia you don’t fly to the moon, the moon flys to you.
Well that's not a good thing lol
@@taishibikiqe8796 *majora's mask intensifies*
He is too powerful to be left alive!
*_"Friendship ended with the Moon. Sun is my _Sol-mate_** now"_*
So that's why they said always aim higher than you're able to achieve.
Missed the moon, but you get the sun instead. That's pretty hot...
“I, Boris am the moon” best quote ever created
"We lack the power"
No, boris. You lack hydrogen thrusters. Atmospheric jet engines don't work in space because there isn't an atmosphere for them to function in. This deeply pained me as a space nerd.
There is never enough power
hahahaha we don’t care
@@lucere6102 so do we about your opinion
@@lucere6102 I could say the same to you
Why not nuclear
ngl that music while he was on the moon was f*cking FIRE
On today's episode of Gopniks In Space,
Captain Boris drinks too much vodka and crashes the planes.......again blyat
Just like the previous episode and the one before that one, and the one before the one that was before that one, and then again, and again, and again in all the episodes before that one.
He actually listened when I asked where the first part was, lmao.
Slav squat
Isn't this the third part?
@@QuintenLust Yeah
"We need *MORE* engines."
Classic words
MOAR boosters
The fact that the name of the background track is "Hugh Quality Nahui", really does tie the whole video together.
0:06
I just rewatch this part for 10 times😂
Lmao
Answer is simple: More Hardbass and Vodka.
*west albion*
POV: Boris is an actual employee of Roscosmos.
Having a new video from Boris 2 days in a row?
Blin, that's something for me
Anyone who thinks this is new video is urod.
RE-UP in the title means re-upload. Re-upload means this is not a new video, this very old one.
@@FarhadHakimov yeah, already noticed. I missed it cuz I am a blind debil. Apologies
2:00
Some true poetry
Boris while taking off at 5 times the speed of sound: "flight attendant hold my vodka"
Boris starts the engine.
Plaine blows up.
Boris: "Well, clearly it need more wheels."
This. This is why I love watching Life of Boris. I can just be completely calm, enjoying the video, and then the Shashlik king will say something completely simple that will crack me up.
This was my introduction to Boris years ago. Absolute classic.
Same
2:40 sneaky meme there🤣
This is funnier every time
Da
@@true_croat4873 👍👍
Everyone: Waiting new video
Boris: no, i upload old videos
And we love it
i'm so glad this video was reposted, it's poetic cinema
the content, the music, the references, absolutely blyatiful
7:44 Adding all those engines, I can imagine Jeremy Clarkson taking the same approach and yelling "POWER!!!"
Fun fact: people who are commenting now haven't finfished watching the video
Syö paskas
Yes
Wow what a original comment. I sure as hell have not seen this before.
Like You ?
@@spottedthebro9800 yeah Ik it's not original don't have to be rude
Please don't start a fight in the comments because of this-
5:39 explaining: 6000 rubles is something around 80$
Boris: "there is no landing strip on the moon"
America: *landed a plane on the moon*
@@CampVictoria the spaceshuttle is a plane.
@@Sh4quille0atmeal but... but it never went to the moon mate
@@silvesby the spaceshuttle went to the moon...
@@Sh4quille0atmeal mate when? It was an orbital shuttle, not a lander.
@@silvesby but... HEH?
“I, Boris. Has become the moon.”
-Boris
This is the plot of the original despicable me in a nutshell
i love how he says "you have to pay 6000 roubles" to use his patented double cylinder log design but thats only 80.95 USD
I haven't ever clicked a notification so quickly...
Same, I was first... It was nice
Same
*Wings blow up*
Boris: "NEED MORE WHEELS!!!"
I don't know if it's intentional, but when in the song there was "нахуй сносит" and plane literally "нахуй снесло", that was fun 😂
0:31 "we NEED MOAR ENGINES" classic KSP
Boris, I’m asking you once again to complete your country review series and come to Australia comrade,
Cmon! We have tons of beer
Worker *drifts*
Boris: EY GOPNIK WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRIFTING HERE?
“What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?”
-A great man
He's got a wife, you know
You know what she’s called?
@@makmagic9487 incontinentia...
Incontinentia Butticks
@@makmagic9487 pfffffff
'You must never be discouraged with failure, because the things that we fail, build the foundation for our success. '
1:44 is too funny i dont know why
All boris needs is hardbass speakers strapped to a tube and he’s on the moon.
i tought i was immune to boris humor (after many years of exposure), but that blyat on the moon landing got me like a sucker punch!
I am just making through this night because of this Video. My body can't sleep with that mutch slavness in my Brain.
Back again. That scream still gets me, every time. I think we've all been there.
Elon musk watching this must have been like : write that down, write that down
Yes
we need so much more this is amazing
I remember when Boris used to say that one day he would fully dedicate himself to uploading to Gopnik Gaming alongside the main channel, but it was most likely that he would delete the channel. It was postponing to the inevitable. Rest in peace, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. Your videos will live on.
As a ksp player, I'm in awe that he managed to even get a munar encounter, let alone land on the mun in one peice. Nice job boris!
Ok but why did Uamee replace DJ Blyatman?????
Yes thank for the re uploud
He's a bot, I'm basically first (sorry for being cringe but im hyped lmao)
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Boris: I have made up my mind! I'll be the first man on the sun!
Anatoli: Yes, Boris!
Artyom: Thats a great idea!
Vadim: LEAVE TODAY!
You see, Boris is actually playing KSP perfectly except for one fatal flaw: instead of moar boosters, he says moar engines. It's better to not have control of spacecraft than to have control of spacecraft.
I like how he said "wait for moon to arrive",
Plane: *has enough engines*
Boris: MORE ENGINES!!!
I love how what he does just dont care of other flaws. Weight thrust and C.O.W. he just like "if its an engine, put it"
rocket experts: for rockets to fly nice and high you need to find the best time when the wind is good for you.
Slav: WE NEED MORE ENGINES, sUKA BLYAT
I know it's a re-upload, but Boris, seriously, thank you. I've had a day from hell and this made me laugh for the first time today. Keep being an amazing person.
Your KSP videos always make me laugh my ass off, they're my favorites ♡
*starts singing *
Boris, the engineer! Trust him with his thing right there.
Boris, the engineer! Oh sh*t that wasn't supposed to be put there.
when ship blows up on start: GET THE STRUTS
"if you use it you have to pay 6000 roubles" boris predicts NFTs
boris: we need more... E N G I N E S!
Me: i totally agree. we never have enouth engines
Engineer: how many more engines do you nee-
Boris: *YES*
Eurobeat right in the beginning lmao
"still alive. Sht there were 3 of us."
OGs watched this in 2017 and it's still golden entertainment cyka
"we Forget To Pack Our Parachute"
it kicks my butt off lmao
I just rewatched the last kerbal space video. Love Boris videos
This has made my whole day better
this is by far my favorite video ever made by Boris
Someone call Matt Lowne, we got a gopnik to save!
Boris traveling at 33 times the speed of light:"may need to adjust the calculations"
My slavic inspiration to keep going. Spasibo chuvak
'We need more engines!' Fuel: Vodka
I just started to watch this series, and I was sad there was only two episodes, but then the next day Boris uploads a third! Thank you Boris!
I love that tetris harbass 🔥🔥🔥
how tf did i receive a calming samovar video notification
Love the gameplay videos boris keep it up🙂
Boris: MORE THRUUUST!!
Also Boris: Chooses Nuclear engines
i fall asleep watching life of boris
i wake up watching life of boris
and i live watching life of boris
best content creator
This is actually how a lot of Tupolev's were built.
More engines. More wheels. More plane. We fly to Sun.
"send help munmobil is broke" ahahah
"I have become a new planet, that's not what I need!"
Some music changes I seem to discover from the original
Still, great to see these videos back
I feel like this whole video was made so he can say "CENTRAL COMMAND - WE HAVE A PIZDETS!"
Boris :yes
Kerbal space program:nope
Boris playing kerbal.... : YEAH
These are clasics awesome stuff Boris
Normal people goes to moon with a rocket but boris goes to moon with a plane