Using A Poor Understanding Of Physics to Play Kerbal Space Program
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2018
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Игры
They say space is the final frontier, because once you go you'll never come back
Oof.
Yes
RTGame I think that the reason for that is cuz of how _good_ of an Astro never you are
IM EARLY!
I'm a TRUE FAN
"If we just build something that looks kind of like a rocket, maybe it will work"
I heard NASA is hiring
That is a direct quote from the first year of NASA.
I mean to be fair that's how I got to space the first time in this game. the problem is he didn't start building anything that looked vaguely like a rocket until halfway through the video X'D
NASA: *YOUR HIRED*
@@beepboopmeow203
NASA one month later: So, what do you think we should do? We need more designers...
RT: *blahblahblah*
NASA: *"Aw shit, here we go again."*
no...just no...
"If we just build something that looks kind of like a rocket, maybe it will work"
*builds something that in no way resembles anything mankind has ever constructed*
*builds tentacle monster*
Maybe that's the only rocket he ever seen in his dream
Funny enough I read this right when he said it
Im fucking dying
@Professor Niko hi niko
I love how his multistage rocket doesnt use decoupling and instead decouples through sheer force of the next rocket
It was never gonna be reusable, sooo…….
Well the other day I watched someone design a heat shield on a speed record vehicle that was just a bunch of nose cones that disintegrate from the heat
“What are struts?”
Immediately see’s the consequences of not using struts
Daveyking22 it’s ironic that his company is called Strut Co
Strut co. We sell struts. We dont use struts.
Yeah. But, what ARE struts?
@@hhiqoskar2616 his company? It’s not his is it? It’s just a made up company for the game right?
God bless Auto Strut
"I'm not going to drop him in the middle of the Atlantic- that's just cruel."
*Releases guy to float in space for all eternity*
Eventually Kars stopped thinking
@@muhammadfauzan5916man of culture i see
@@lazaanlasagne3169 You're just jealous that i'm the ultimate being
*HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH*
Ok now... where's my electric guitar?
@@muhammadfauzan5916 Akira stole it. You *Gave it all away*
@@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS Calm down, Get your self a glass of seawater man, or just....
*Dream in the rain*
"I dont wanna kill the guy"
Cuts to what is essentially just a bomb with people inside
Kamikaze bomber planter
Kerbal house plant
@@AestheticYellow plant bomber
Rockets are literally controlled explosions lol,
KERBALS NOT PEOPLE
I finally found out why I get so many contracts to rescue Kerbals from the middle of nowhere.
+1
Ops
No... I'm pretty sure that's because of Danny.
@@MGSLurmey Danny usually just kills them
Diego Puga Quintanilla no, he smears them across space and time
The best last words of astronauts:
"Where'd the parachute go? (6:01)
"Ok turn on a little more throttle" (6:32)
Lmao, underrated
The last one technically happened LOL
funfact:he lost the parachute because he presed too much the activate button when it was deployed it says cut parachute
Turn on a little more CHrottle
*rocket hits the ground and immediately explodes leaving almost no trace*
RT: I think he's fine
1,2k likes
0 Reply
*oof*
Roblox death noise
Old Minecraft player hurt noise
@@nurphurecarnium 2,8
4:17
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
mathieu perrin-beau Nah it’s from Jurassic Park. Goes to show how good of a movie it was.
7:40 is better
"Hey, science ist about why, it's about why not!" - Cave Johnson
@@spartan_457 make life take the lemons back
@@spartan_457 I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!
(Chat yelling instructions)
RTGames: I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND
Chat = mission control
RT = a very defiant astronaut.
Lmao
@@sakuyaizayoi8528 this is hilarious
9:56 Kars never returned to Earth. He became half-mineral, half-animal and floated through space. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, he stopped thinking.
What is that from
@@ericgolightly8450 jojo's bizarre adventure part 2
RT: "You guys leave me with no choice"
*Wallace and Gromit theme*
Me: "Oh no"
Ahhh, good times
_That's it, cheese!_
@@goldenhydreigon4727 we'll go somewhere where there's cheese
@@lucaswatson1913 everybody knows the moon is made of cheese
I'm so glad I found this channel. I love watching gaming videos but usually the people playing them are so loud and frantic it just stresses me out. This is just funny and chill. Nice.
If you like this then you should try call me kevin!
then call me carson
I know right!!
Agree wholeheartedly.
This particular video stresses me out so much because I know how to actually play this game
4:55
"Guys, when I said we should 'change the direction of our design choice' I did not mean it literally."
Lmao, underrated
That's why Ireland doesn't have a space program
Actually its because we drank all the fuel
@@MrSnazzleBox I think your confusing this with the soviet program lol
Actually, it does now
Jacksepticeye
*"Man bankrupts NASA, gives it 100 Twitch bits in return"*
Wait, really? They call them bits?
And to think they have such strict anti-sex rules. They literally borrowed a phrase from the sex cam industry.
@@manictiger you're stupid
@@coldhardtruth904 Woooosh
@@blitz2250 someone doesn't know how to use that
@@coldhardtruth904 apparently you
Those poor kerbals made the mistake of hiring RT. I bet they don’t even know about the great Poopcano incident of ‘18 when he was hired in West Virginia.
LOL
RIP
Or the Great Thanos Snap of '32
*COUNTRY ROADS...*
"Breaking News! President of "West Virginia" - Rechard Tardson(that is R.T), has decided to start a cosmonaut program to the one and only Moon. The results of this project are... seemingly shocking..." *explosions*
RT: “Im not gonna drop him in the middle of the ocean, that would be cruel”...
Also RT: *Drops him in Space*
"I've done it"
*Rocket flying towards ground at 250m/s*
Wallace and Gromit star in, "Its Not Breaking the Geneva Conventions if its in Space"
Scar ok ok I now see your comment just after I posted mine and I give you props as well
I KNEW that's what the music was!
Your theoretical degree in physics is clearly showing here
Digital HD That's your problem, RT doesn't have a degree in _theoretical physics_ , he has a _theoretical_ degree in physics. ;)
That's what he said.
@@Zenith_Guard you fucking jackass
Gordon Davis You fuck
@@Zenith_Guard /r/woooosh
this is the equivalent of Ron smacking the car and saying "STOP STOP STOP" until his wand breaks
Harry potter
@@jurrehuizinga7136 Harry potter
Hary pottor from naruto
But wait! His wand broke when they hit the tree!
RT: I have to let him go and drift into space.
Me: *Eventually, Kars stopped thinking*
So RT is a Joestar
Is THat A JojO rEFerENce
@@TeleTrenta yes
"this should work" *violently explodes*
That perfectly describes KSP.
literally all of ksp
Basically my experience with ksp
"I'm not going to kill the guy"
Proceeds to add about 50 rockets to one ship.
4:55 News headline: “Rocket launch fails after amateur engineer builds rocket with downward-pointing thrusters!”
While attempting to go to the core of the earth
Alternative title: NASA quickly announces mission to reach center of Earth after rocket is launched upside down
@@darthvader9969 lmao, too true, underrated
The pointy end was down, and the flamey end was up!
7:31 " _I'm not just going to kill the guy_ "
Literally 2 seconds later
_Death Rocket_
Awesome Gamer Robot! Woah
Lol
Nice roblox gameplay
He’s not only completely obliterate
Lol
Probably RT's most used sentence:
"The game is chugging real hard"
I agree! Someone should like make a fanmade book or something to store the quotes!
I'm pretty sure it's "It'll be *fine*"
"Oh no" he says as he laughs at the hell he's created
2:31 so basically RT made project Orion
(For those who dont know look it up its funny, but it was basically an idea of detonating multiple nukes underneath a rocket one after another to achieve space)
Ah yes, Project Orion, AKA the Nuclear Power Pogo Stick.
Sab Liath yes
7:59 that wasn't the game, the was the sound of rt's computer
The Irish Space Program, where it’s guaranteed you’re going to come back home 20% of the time.
Also:
>30% You're not going to make it back home
>30% You won't make it on the way to the destination
>20% You won't survive the takeoff
Hey don't be racist, I'm sure if Ireland had a space program the survival rate would be at least 25% and only have 45% of the fuel be potato based.
It's not coming home
Well tbh the only reason he came back was because he couldn't get into orbit
Javyz
*goddammit*
I like how every crash has an explosion even when it goes against all logic.
President of Whiteistan fun fact, some parts dont explode, like kerbals, they just turn into puffs of grey smoke
anything that has a fuel tank will probably explode
a lot of parts that dont will too, like nosecones
President of Whiteistan
*gently touches floor with rocket*
*nuclear explosion*
That One Guy have you seen the SpaceX land failure compilation? That is a thing that actually happened a fair amount with their failed landings.
Watching people play KSP is what taught me that most people don't understand how fins work.
Or gravity. Or, well, space in general, really.
or maybe they're just goofing off?
Maybe. But the question "how do we get down" is just inherently funny to me. Like, that's gravity's job. Your job is to figure out how to stay up!
All I know is that fins suck. I got to duna without fins.
@@Celticway1 Often, they are unnecessary weight. When used correctly, they can greatly help atmospheric stability. When used incorrectly, you tend to get the reverse.
"Democracy will decide his fate"
(not even 5 seconds later) *makes him let go
I love democracy
He can be a commander, an alchemist, a god, a mayor, and a rocket scientist... Still dedicated to become the best RUclipsr #GeniusRT
In what game is he an alchemist? I need to watch that
Dark Megumin To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty...
@@Tscheunt Basically the spore series... The God is already taken by the Sims series (God That line sounds wrong "The God is already taken by the Sims series" XD)
well he fails at it but its pretty funny
@@deusmiles9340 *No he succeeded... he always succeeded*
NASA: "Bro you want a job?"
8:48 I never realized that playing the wallace and Gromit theme could convey such an oddly subliminal sense of dread for what would come next...
One of my biggest fears is getting lost in space and having no way of getting home. This video captured my Anxiety and made it watchable
"At least he is happy, he had fun" - head explodes in space soon after
PsychoPavilion he's going to die alone from either lack of oxygen, starvation, dehydration, or losing his fucking mind from the loneliness
It'll be *fine*.
did i missed something in this streaming that i dont know?
I don’t remember this episode of Wallace and Gromit where they decide to test out and destroy rockets worth billions of dollars. Now who’s going to find out if the moon is made of cheese?
Also, RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you’ll always be number one in our hearts.
we were number 1
We were the champions, my frieeeeeends
I want to be a comment God one day
They did go to the moon though, and yes it was made of cheese.
dude you are actually everywhere and almost always on top of the comment section wtf dude?
also rip stefan karl stefansson you will be missed and will always be known as no.1
Watching an Irishman play and fail at Kerbal Space Program....i feel like I’ve been in this situation before 🤔
pyromaniac000000 Scott’s Scottish
Edit:
Oh yeah I just remembered jacksepticeye played KSP for a while.
The Primal Earth who the hell is Scott?
RTG: (Fires potato cannon vertically)
Ireland: "We have to cancel your space program. It's too expensive."
pyromaniac000000 Scott Manley, he does ksp videos and other space related stuff
@@AlexKennett Yeah but he doesn't fail at KSP, he's godly. Scott Godly.
"I´ve done it!" he said, while plummiting dowards the ocean at 900 km/h
I always refer to RT's channel as "What would happen if Wheatley from Portal 2 had a gaming channel?" And this really just solidifies my hypothesis
That is... actually extremely accurate lolol. Even the voice!
Stefan Walicord he sounds like Stephen merchant it's a little freaky quite honestly 😂
@@maxkensei we must petition for a change of name to Wheatly Gaming LOL
Since when did Stephen Merchant have an irish accent
He sounds nothing like Stephen Merchant.
All you gotta do was make a rocket RT, not a flying Beyblade
It's a Rocket if you believe hard enough
*_L E T I T R I P_*
DuSAprukiyathan no just RIP
well, what do you let it do then? (insert lenny face)
Yo, i want a flying Beyblade.
8:53 Kars gets launched into space by Joseph Joestar (1939, colorized)
Double Oof Is that a JoJo reference?
@@joshb8578 yes
"If you put enough thrust behind an object, it will fly." -Some engineer dude with a deathwish.
Ever since rt moved on from tf he has become a much better youtuber, I don't even think he would've gotten this big by just solemnly playing tf2.
Congrats RT on 500k
He already has 577k subs , Holy shit
Wait what he just had 300k what the actual frack
I remember 50k and the tf2 vids, I'll miss those but this new content is amazing. I'm happy he was able to move on with this much success.
He ascended to godhood
@@dogerio *588k
Wait till he figures out about mods.
Ikr..
Oh no
COUNTRY ROADS
@@abuckarooboyo7104
TAKE ME HOME
Angsty Prince TO A PLACE, I BELONG
2:45 just feels like a recreation of the Dreadnought crash from Revenge of the sith.
WE'RE STILL RIDING HALF A SHIP
Rt:I’m not just gonna drop the guy in the Atlantic
Also rt: drowns an entire city with poop and then hits it with multiple meteors
Physics 101, don't violate time and space by having multiple parts occupying the same point in space
Grobby's GROB the physics police vigorously shake your spacecraft until it explodes
@@torque8047
Matter will undergo fusion, the atoms of whatever you are fusing combining together to make a new, heavier element. Also explosions.
At least now I know that I am not the worst KSP player out there. Thank you.
I prefer meth teachers
" He's gonna be fine "
This was said when he was unfortunately: not fine
"I'm not going to drop him in the ocean, thats just cruel"
*drops him in deep space*
RT you're the definition of Chaotic Neutral, please never change
I'd think chaotic good but either are good
i am almost certain hes chaotic evil
confirmed: his alignment is True Chaotic
@@chameleon7037 He is chaotic chaos xd
kevin would be chaotic evil
As someone who actually plays KSP semi-seriously, this hurts to watch, yet it's still absolutely hilarious.
NeenanTheNinja time to decouple!
*Explosions and chaos*
It's painful
no, it only hurts to watch
Same though!
RT: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO?
*Wallace and gromit theme starts to play.*
RTG Space Program: More casualties than Roscosmos and NASA combined.
Sims: Creates the perfect family
Spore: Creates the perfect life form
Kerbal space program: Creates the perfect spaceship
RT is the perfect creator
He is an almost Perfect creator he will be a Perfect creator when he does ARTILLERY ONLY
He is God
No Budget News:
New space director *Kills* every Kerbal on the planet. Wait a sec, there are other people on this planet?
‘Yes, Richard, There Are other people!’
Not even the Aiges Project Could hold this back.
If RT game makes your rocket, you probably won't go to space today. And if you do, you probably won't survive.
You won't survive either way
It mentally and physically hurt me to watch this. Mentally because he had absolutely no idea what to do but somehow made it funny and physically from me bashing my head against the wall
Last words: *WHerE DId ThE PaRAChute GO!?!?!?*
“Poor understanding of physics”
Me:
Can’t be that poor!
RT: sends pepole into space without a parachute and somehow losses all engines
Me: How?
People*
Looses*
Penis*
*pp
@@Mayonnaise006 *Loses not two O's
9:49 Eventually, Jebediah stopped thinking.
"They're still alive!"
Me: wait for it...
THIS is exactly WHY I never heard of this game before today.
Where mojo goes to die
9:00
*eventually, Kars stopped thinking*
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE ?!
you sir, are a genious
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE
Half-Kerbal Half-Mineral)
Eventually, rt stopped murdering people in games
Just kidding he won’t
*The first test of new space rocket*
(Colorized)
All star but it’s literal
One of the 10,000 spaceships used in the Ark Project(classified)
John Glenn achieves orbital flight *1963* (Colorized)
Mercury-Redstone rocket failure *1960* (Colorized)
Jebidah tries to (colorized) a colorbook 2013 50 deaths massive tragedy
5:30, when you boosters literally pinch your rocket apart....
At least he's happy,
He had fun.
I absolutely lost it at the upside down rocket. The guy on it was totally trying to use the insurance to pay off the mortgage.
4:43 these fast cut explosions make me laugh like a little girl
Hold up
Hang on....
One sec
Uno momento
attends une seconde...
"Is there a button where i can just open his helmet?"
Sniba yep
The best part: "Ok now we decouple"...*Multiple Explosions* Lmao
This is your captain speaking, we are now barreling towards earth.
RTgame: I don’t know if I have the patience to play this
Eve online: allow me to introduce my self
eve online?
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 Better than Adam Offline.
@@hazeltree7738 who?
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 It was a joke.
@@hazeltree7738 ok, but who's eve online?
The tutorial literally asks you to take a pod, yank on a SRB, Chute and 3 wings.
This Man:
Guess he doesn't like reading.
1:16 , wait… Wernher von Kerman?
Von Kerman?
Von… VON KARMA!
Maybe we'll be able to fly up and reach Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Or maybe...
EVEN MARES!
not you again
Emily is a top notch waifu material.
THE ARK PROJECT!
Yes, yes she is
*What the kim jong un does for fun on his free time*
You don’t say “the Kim Jong Un”
+Lewis Johnson
the kim jong un is happy
@@askhowiknow5527 yes the cuz hes the one and only he is THE kim jong un
Chrisleaton he goes to the mun
Teh kiiim pong boom is gonna do what about it
"What are struts? Ehh maybe we can try it the next time"
Rocket implodes
solid use of the Wallace and Gromit theme
THANK YOU
*_what could possibly go wrooooooooooooo..._*
RT: *Proceeds to blast Kerbals in unstable rockets into space.
*staging error in Kerbin's upper atmosphere*
Ooooooooooooohhhhhh god
Wow, he’s so confused by this game he didn’t even get to the point where he starts sacrificing kerbals.
"Just gotta test a few rockets and it will work out"
**instantly cuts to rocket constantly exploding**
5:43 "ok now we decouple"
BOOM
You don't need understanding physics. You need moar boosters.
Well said
seeing as how well portal bridge went, im sure that rt's going to make it into space very well :)
RT:Alright let's try it
*1sec later*
Directed by Michael bay
Other youtubers/streamers: makes a functional rocket
RT: haha yeet
Literally goes "what if no"
"I can't just let him die!"
*Kevin would beg to differ*
b-but i thought you had a theoretical degree in physics
Where did you hear that lol. He teaches English.
His portal bridge constructor video?...
He does. In theory he has a degree. But in theory only. See. It was most likely a joke he said at one point
Nah it's just a line from Fallout New Vegas.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
Theoretically.... He went to class. No one said he theoretically passed.
1:21 Didn’t realise Von karma was a rocket scientist
You see it was i who exploded multiple rockets!
oh my god, I've literally never laughed this hard in my life. there are tears, TEARS, at the failed landing at 6:26. you were so confident. so hopeful. I'm fucking wheeeeezinggggggg
*NASA wants to know your location*
oh cmon, it not rocket science!
oh wait
2:48 this looks like something out of a action movie
Eventually, the Kerbels stopped thinking.