For those wondering, the "Hollywood ending" is the two of them hooking up, but the girl refused to believe that the guy is a plumber because he's wearing a tie. In the "something different" ending, the girl reveals that she's a nun. This makes no sense at all
Fun fact: Jeanne Basone, the woman who played Jane in this abomination, turned up on GameFAQs at one point. According to her, she only did this as a favor for a friend and never expected it to actually reach shelves. Can't say I blame her for thinking that.
If you read The Disaster Artist, you'll read that Greg Sestero (Mark) thought no one would see "The Room" and that it would just stay on his bookshelf doing nothing.
Little did James know over a decade ago when making this episode that it would lead to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties getting a re-release on modern consoles in 2021.
"I didn't even know that dogs were watching" That line fucking kills me every time. Like James is willing to accept that dogs were watching if only they told him earlier.
Heh heh. Yeah. On my old Mac I had it set up to play a random movie soundbite each time it started up, and Lex's "It's a UNIX system!! I know this...!" was one of my faves.
@@youwayo Are you saying "at least the final fantasy remasters will come to the PS4 "eventually"? Or are you saying that "at least plumbers don't wear ties is coming to the PS4"?
The best part of that placed ad for me was that it was a Hugo Boss ad, like literally just after a scene where a boss tells her to strip, I’m getting an ad for Hugo Boss
@@Memespam HEY! What are you guys doing here in 2020?? The universe was supposed to reset before this. And here you are, watching old RUclips videos about video games? It wasn't supposed to be like this!
I'm surprised to see him in the trailer. As much as I want to get this game, I just refuse to give Limited Run anymore money after what they did to Kara Lynne. I want this game to have a different publisher like Super Rare Games or Castlemania.
VixXstazosJOB How much of a toddler do you have to be to censor crap? Even diehard Christians that say heck instead of hell use the word crap!!! Crap is like heck or dang!!! It is a word that everyone uses. Just say crap, nothing wrong with it.
@@atoaster9940 honestly that's the worst part of teh re-release. before i could kinda imagine having the game as a token lol bad game as part of major game collection(not unlike how the nerd has one such) but what's the point in haveing old obscure horrible media when they re-release it?
According to an interview with Jeanne Basone who played Jane said that the game wasn’t meant to be published it was just for fun but got curious how many people would buy this and then they released it to the public
Yep.... and honestly if this is what happens when game designers shitpost then I believe MORE game designers should make shitposts! Infact, there needs to be a shitpost game WITHIN another shitpost game!
The actress who plays Jane is Jeanne Basone. She's best known for her time as a professional wrestler in GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) where she wrestled as "Hollywood."
Sayori hung herself, Yuri stabbed herself in front of you, Natsuki glitched to death. Monika got fuckin shot 27 times by a narrator with a chicken mask.
This is one of the best AVGN episodes in my opinion. There's so much about this shitshow game to talk about and the nerd uses it to its full potential.
Max Attax if annotations still existed you could have it when the choices pop up to make it so they can direct to different videos to influence the choices
I think they spent all the budget on cocaine and then proceeded to make the project. This really is a masterpiece, in a screwed-up way. "TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF"
Two questions: How did the nerd knew John ass was hairy? How did the characters knew their names in the chase if they did not know each other beforehand? Also Jane's dad is the chicken mask narrator. So basically her dad has been following her daughter all along... Creep.
I have seen people talk about this game multiple times, and rewatched this episode in particular probably around 4 times, and only now did I realise the wierd racing shit with panda in negative colour was supposed to be that guy dreaming about being a racer... _I think..._
It's a large box with the title on it, but when you get it home and open the box it's a bottle of bleach with "do it" written in magic marker on the cap
1:09 gotta love how that this outrageous pricing for a 3DO console is now a returning history for the PS5 Pro. Comes to show that video game flaws will continue to repeat its own history.
I feel like the 3DO daisy-chain thing for the controllers actually kinda makes sense, since (ideally) you’d all be sitting across from each other on the couch, and it’d mean less of a chance of running out of cord for the controller
I bought a Goldstar 3D0 for $49.99 at Electronics Boutique in 1995...no joke. It was $699.99 2 years prior. I had Foes of Ali, FIFA, Samurai Shodown and Alone In The Dark 1&2..all great games.
To be fair, that thing of connecting the player 2 controller to the player 1 controller is pretty clever: that way you can have games for a potentially infinite number of people.
I guess but back in the 90's, having more than 4 people play at once was rare, if not, impossible due to hardware limitations. I know it's irrelevant but I would say that wireless controller connection achieves this better due to it being less cumbersome (of course, that wasn't an option back then but it's nice seeing how far technology has improved over the past 15+ years)
The controllers are all powered off the same line, so unless there is a power booster type controller that plugs into the wall there is a definite limit due to falloff. I'd guess 16 max in theory. In practice, probably 4.
For those wondering, the "Hollywood ending" is the two of them hooking up, but the girl refused to believe that the guy is a plumber because he's wearing a tie. In the "something different" ending, the girl reveals that she's a nun.
This makes no sense at all
wat, for real?
A nun LMFAOOOO
To be fair, the game said it would be something different. It didn’t mean it would make sense, though.
Get it?
@@CitrusRev NO! I DON'T get it!
So its a porno with just the story and no porn?
and punishes you for picking the porno options
A porno with a story and no porn is no porno. It's the exact opposite of porno. An anti-porno.
The Jane character is a pornstar from the time just not very popular
+Tatsh2DX I'm pretty sure she's a wrestler, not a porn star.
Ok then....what's her name?
“He’s a plumber, and I don’t see him wearing a tie”
*wears tie*
“ᵂ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ᵗ ʰ ᵉ ᶠ ᵘ ᶜ ᵏ”
*YOU CANT EVEN TRUST THE DAMN TITLE*
and it keeps on going
We see everything. He get on a motorcycle, she gets in a car, she's putting on lipstick
Then finally, Jane and John meet in a parking lot.
¿ʇı ʇǝƃ
The fact the main actress watched this whole episode makes this even more fun.
In a video?
@@thecraggle7277 She did a podcast with Stuttering Craig about it.
It's not like she's half bad...
Whats the pod and episode number. Im curious now@@superjesperdave
@@Losrandir You're not wrong. The acting in this "game" is pretty hammy in general! 😆
This isn't a game; this is an interactive shitpost.
It was definitely made by someone on an insane acid trip for sure.
This game was definitely ahead of its time. It’s literally what dank memes are nowadays
they revolutionized shitposting before it was even a thing.
Shit hawks love it!!!
Is the most bullshit fan-fic ever made
Fun fact: Jeanne Basone, the woman who played Jane in this abomination, turned up on GameFAQs at one point. According to her, she only did this as a favor for a friend and never expected it to actually reach shelves.
Can't say I blame her for thinking that.
Wow. Interesting
If you read The Disaster Artist, you'll read that Greg Sestero (Mark) thought no one would see "The Room" and that it would just stay on his bookshelf doing nothing.
The moral these stories is! Never say never!
Kinda like Raul Julia appearing in Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, as famously riffed by MST3K.
I mean GOOD LORD how desperate was 3DO to approve this to fill out the catalog? I'd expect something like this to pop up on Steam.
Probably the best AVGN episode. I like how the Nerd isn't so much "angry" in this one, but utterly dumbfounded.
As we all are.
The Utterly Dumbfounded Video Game Nerd
He sounds really offended
This rivals Big Rig, definitely.
I would have died laughing if we saw Mrs Nerd have a cameo where Nerd had to explain it was just a game.
Little did James know over a decade ago when making this episode that it would lead to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties getting a re-release on modern consoles in 2021.
Is it really?
Well release date is still TBA, but they already announced that they gonna re-release this.
The fact that it is coming in physical form is fantastic. I'm not much of a collector, but will DEFINITLEY buy the hard copy.
For ps5
It's also getting a Switch release...
Little trivia. Jane (Jeanne Basone) was a professional wrestler, and a stuntwoman. She was Irene's stuntdouble in "Me, Myself, and Irene"
No wonder the actress looked so familiar to me.
And like every female star in the 90's, she did some topless stuff. You can't escape it lol
Eh in my opinion the karate chick is prettier but we all have our own tastes
@Boris Erdogan true
She was a member of GLOW
There's actually one good thing about this...anybody could speed run this game easy
Hi nathen
You basically just said "The only good thing about this game is that it's over quickly."
Reid Michael Well...
not really, if you acidentally press up or down in the choice selection, you already ruined everything
Fair enough
"I didn't even know that dogs were watching"
That line fucking kills me every time. Like James is willing to accept that dogs were watching if only they told him earlier.
James Butko IM SHAKING HAHAHA
Same, I love that line. Gets me everytime.
I never even thought about that until you mentioned it, Christ alive
I cant believe this game is coming to modern ports lol. Now is the perfect time for James to play this with the actors from the game.
Wait really
Wait, what?!
... But why though?
@@michaelrichman6043 for the lols
Excuse me, what? What?
This has got to be one of the best AVGN episodes.
K-leb definitely one of my personal favorites. Top 5 for me :)
Definitely a classic
Are there even AVGN bad episodes?
Could be the best maybe
This or Nintendo World Championships.
The most overused word of the 90s: “interactive”
Yup, that's always the funniest line in _Jurassic Park_ for me:
*Lex:* It's an interactive CD-ROM!!! 😃
DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿ Don’t forget my favorite: “It’s a Unix system.”
Funny enough, most smartphones are Unix systems as well.
Heh heh. Yeah. On my old Mac I had it set up to play a random movie soundbite each time it started up, and Lex's "It's a UNIX system!! I know this...!" was one of my faves.
That and multimedia.
+MadameSomnambule: True dat. (And cool handle!)
Actors thinking this is a one off small time game...
8 million views later...
Wow this one's new
Kinda like the actors in the live action opening of the original Resident Evil. I wonder where John and Jane are today.
@Man in the line Rated M : For Mature
@@ryanheilman3807 I heard jane is a pro wrestler
@Drizzt Do'Urden Nostalgia?
I can't believe I was born in the universe where the final fantasy remastered collection won't be on PS4, but "plumbers don't wear ties" is.
Same thing with the Nintendo Switch, but replace "FF Remastered" with an Earthbound Trilogy
@@gab_v250
An eathbound trilogy?, that's pretty sweer ngl.
Well at least it is getting released.
@@youwayo Are you saying "at least the final fantasy remasters will come to the PS4 "eventually"? Or are you saying that "at least plumbers don't wear ties is coming to the PS4"?
I hate 2021 because it become an unluckiest year
You could literally make this game in Powerpoint
Actually I want to do that XD
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That would be a remake capable of putting RE2 remake to shame
It was also completely playable on YT when the annotations feature was still enabled.
@@dreamlandnightmare put links in the description
THIS looks like a harassment video HR makes me watch every few months.
Please tell us more of your story
That video probably moves though
@@carlmarston1687 A lot of employee training videos use still images just like in this "game".
@Boris Erdogan OR more, I mean he keeps getting caught after all .......
Right 😂😂😂 💀
"Hi, my name's Jane. We hardly know each-other, but that's about to change."
Nerd: ...This is interesting.
Hahaha
Then I got hard.
Fun fact: they've just announced a remaster for modern consoles. And one of the bonus features includes interviews with James about the game's legacy.
What does he say in the interview?
“Take your clothes off Jane!”
*youtube ad plays immediately afterward*
JoshPlays “Oh, Shit!”
Lol
Oh shit
The best part of that placed ad for me was that it was a Hugo Boss ad, like literally just after a scene where a boss tells her to strip, I’m getting an ad for Hugo Boss
*Roundabout intensifies*
*_T A K E Y E R D A M N C O L E S L A W_*
Sapphire Dragoness “either she refuses to take off her clothes, or she excepts.”
Oh god, I won't be able to un-hear that now.,
*W H A T*
Me: Thank gosh the police blocked that scene.
AVGN: There's also a cheat where you can uncensor it.
Me: I'm SELLIN THIS FOR $180!!!
Woomy
We need a sequel called “carpenters don’t wear scarves”
Hilariously, they were already making a sequel and their publisher told them to take a hike.
@@Memespam HEY! What are you guys doing here in 2020?? The universe was supposed to reset before this. And here you are, watching old RUclips videos about video games? It wasn't supposed to be like this!
Engineers don't wear headbands
Taxi drivers don't wear turbans...no,wait...
Mechanical operators don't wear nikes
Not only I'm shocked they are remastering this game, but that James it's also in the trailer. That's amazing
I'm surprised to see him in the trailer. As much as I want to get this game, I just refuse to give Limited Run anymore money after what they did to Kara Lynne. I want this game to have a different publisher like Super Rare Games or Castlemania.
wait. seriously?
@JohnyTheWizKid ???
They're doing *what*
@@broccolinyu911yeah. Release in 12/2023
I don't recall seeing a single nun in that game.
If you say at the end gimme something different, then jane will become a nun
ziqi92
Oh, I see.
It's the "Give me something different"-ending, when Jane tells John that she's a nun.
guess its a typo, it meant to say "none"
Fuzzy Duo
no it's in the game, but AVGn did not cover that part.
The box says "Get it?" Because this game IS A JOKE!
A bad joke
“Get it?” is upside-down because 69 lulz.
@@RemiBoyz It's upside down possibly because of the upside down chicken mask.
Because all those slogans on the box don't wear ties?....I don't know...i don't get it either.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the game really was made as a joke
"Plays like a DVD menu"
"Feels like a slideshow"
"Plays like a slideshow"
"Feels like a DVD menu"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Plays like a turd"
"Feels like a crowbar up the ass"
Well, it /was/ before DVDs. I still don't think I'll play it, ever.
10/10 -IGN
finally, a REAL video game is coming to modern consoles
Still better than that Guardians of the Galaxy game coming out. Looks like dog poo. Square Enix has too much of a mobile phone fetish
@@BigEOT3 and a Marvel fetish considering how much time they used up to promote capeshit games
But it's not even video.
Lies, this game never came out.
@@SonicTheDarkHedgehog Are you sure?
I've seen a lot of AVGN videos. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is hands down the worst attempt at a video game I have seen so far. Holy shit.
try Big Rigs, Hong Kong 97, Desert Bus and Crazy Bus
@@jamesbancroft2467 I mean...alteast those are playable?
Desert Bus doesn't count, it's intentional, sill a hilarious AVGN episode nonetheless.
Tbh, games like Hong Kong 97 and Crazy Bus aren't even games, they are literally spawns of hell
VixXstazosJOB How much of a toddler do you have to be to censor crap? Even diehard Christians that say heck instead of hell use the word crap!!! Crap is like heck or dang!!! It is a word that everyone uses. Just say crap, nothing wrong with it.
I'd pay money to see "the making of."
Same
Same
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Amogus
Its 2019 and I still return to this classic episode.
Ditto
Same here.
Same. Perhaps one of the best in the series
Same. Lol
This is one of my favorite AVGN episodes
Who’s here after the announcement that this game is coming back?
Wait what?
on switch right?
Ps4/5, Switch, PC, physically and digitally. I'm honestly glad the Xbox won't be blighted by it
@@mazder360 imagine *owning* a physical plumbers don't wear ties disc/cart
@@atoaster9940 honestly that's the worst part of teh re-release. before i could kinda imagine having the game as a token lol bad game as part of major game collection(not unlike how the nerd has one such) but what's the point in haveing old obscure horrible media when they re-release it?
"Get on the stick and make some babies!"
I'm sorry, what?
"GET ON THE STICK AND MAKE SOME BABIES!"
Disco stick.
@@bigkmoviesandgames FOR YOUR POOR OLD FATHER!
totally normal thing to say to your daughter who is a nun
@@blakelazeski5974 a panda nun!!
TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF: The Harvey Weinstein Story
exactly
I was just about to say this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE TEA!!!
And Brian Singer
Plumbers don't ware ties was also released in the Asian markets as " Harvey Weinstein Simulator"
Wear
Ouch lmao!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
you sure that wasnt just the original name
Asians really know how to get head, I mean get ahead
Lmao
This video is the sole reason why it's getting a re-release.
This is truly the best timeline.
So it's been two years, do you still think this is the best timeline lol
@@Darthquackius Some sacrifices had to be made...
According to an interview with Jeanne Basone who played Jane said that the game wasn’t meant to be published it was just for fun but got curious how many people would buy this and then they released it to the public
So this game is basically one of the oldest shitposts ever, lol
Yep.... and honestly if this is what happens when game designers shitpost then I believe MORE game designers should make shitposts! Infact, there needs to be a shitpost game WITHIN another shitpost game!
Do you have a link to that inverview? Just curious to know...
"John trows cawshun to the ween and parsoos Jane. Be caffo!"
"You get on the stick and make some babies for your poor old father." The most disturbing line ever from a video game.
Both of their parents are horrible. >__
Wooow carefull with your words!! This is NOT a game Bro!!
Dreigonix Yes, they are. One of the worst.
I let her on my stick
@@kazumak.1542 Simp
I swear this is, by FAR, the single greatest AVGN episode.
Action 52 is his best episode imo, so many memorable lines
The actress who plays Jane is Jeanne Basone. She's best known for her time as a professional wrestler in GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) where she wrestled as "Hollywood."
Mistertbones She should be ashamed of herself for being a part of this abomination of man-fucking-kind!
Wasn’t there a Netflix documentary based on GLOW? I’m interested to see if she’s in it.
Never expected a pro wrestler to be in this. XD
Damn, I KNEW she looked familiar.
I recognize that name. I've been on pornhub too many times.
This makes Superman 64 and Sonic ‘06 look fucking amazing.
The CDI games and bubsy 3D are better than this shit
This makes Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde look brilliant.
RetroAlchemist18 2000 This game makes the Zelda CDI games look amazing.
RetroAlchemist18 2000 You’ve killed me....
This makes Hotel Mario look like a Famous Painting, and this becoming a Dung Heap.
The Dogs clapping at the narrator gunned down a karate chick is more intelligent than the game itself.
Unfortunately not everyone was gunned down. That would have been a twist everyone could have enjoyed.
That karate chick is monika of 90s. Ok?
@Stix N' Stones Noooobody knows. That's what makes it so spooky.
The Gornlord
I feel like if I say he means Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, I'm ruining the jok- Wait, shit!
Sayori hung herself, Yuri stabbed herself in front of you, Natsuki glitched to death.
Monika got fuckin shot 27 times by a narrator with a chicken mask.
I'm just here because Limited Run Games announced that they will publish physical and digital copy of this game to ps4, ps5, pc and switch
They own it now too. No joke, they bought the rights
No Xbox huh?
Doing it for the memes
Incredible
The producer gambled away the budget money. He only had $22.74 left, so this is what they made.
are you serious?
I feel they still had $22.74 left over after making it.
What the fuck really??
Ohhhh. Makes sense. How did you find out about that? Curious to learn more.
@@AJ_Deadshow I know Mikey.
13:14 I just noticed his score is -120,000. That has to be the best score in gaming history.
EDIT: His final score was -490,000. Absolutely flawless.
PidgeyHowler negative points. Better than I’d get cuz I’d just do the wrong thing over and over and over again and then get the worst ending
Trivia: As far as I can tell, it's impossible to receive the best ending without attaining negative points.
The best possible final score for this crazy excuse for a video game is -170000 (as in 670000 less than 500000).
I love that female narrator with the thick accent.
"John trows cawshen to da ween, and parsoo's Jane. Be caffo!"
seanmyster6 I shouldnt laugh but - :D
Chinese accents can be very cute.
seanmyster6 At least that was just her accent. "I screw up" is just an insult everyone 'playing' this :P
When in the video ???
+Tha Botmon 10:13
+seanmyster6 BEEAA SEEEEEVUUUUUNTEEEN BOOOOOOOMUUUUUUUUR
So apparently this thing is getting a physical edition XD
What... explain
@@braccoz Limited Run is releasing a physical version of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
It already had a physical edition
@@cakerbaby69 Not for current gen consoles.
👀
So in eleven years no one had addressed why Jane’s dad had a bottle of Draino on the table?
trying to off himself for being in this piece of shit
@@VixXstazosJOB Draino is a drain cleaner that is extremely toxic.
@Tubby in the Tub Itwasnt subliminal or intentional. This game was in no way clever enough to do that. It was just a coincidence that it was there.
josh bentley83 dude i know you from somewhere...
He wanted to see Batman
Did Tommy Wiseau get his hands on a video game??
yeah, i thought the same thing hahahahha
Coco Moro You are tearing me apart Jane!
this predates the room by like ten years, so clearly Wiseau drew inspiration for his timeless masterpiece from this
Coco Moro And the dogs are the audience
Coco Moro His games would have his face plastered all over them. Can't be him.
This is one of the best AVGN episodes in my opinion. There's so much about this shitshow game to talk about and the nerd uses it to its full potential.
Word!! Its my fav too
Yea its one of my favourites, not his best for film making just think its one of his funniest
true
One of his funniest episodes imo, definitely a favourite
You can tell it's going to be great when he yells "What kind of game is this". I just lost it.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is officially coming to Switch and Playstation both physically and digitally. We are living in the greatest timeline.
What rating will it get?
@@ashkitt7719 a question mark
@@ashkitt7719 if it’s coming digitally, then probably M17. im pretty sure that nintendo won’t let AO18+ games on the eshop
This is truly the best possible timeline.
@@miloshroom1 sony and microsoft also don’t allow 18+ games in their platforms
This isn't a video game, it's a brilliant avant-garde experience that defies categorization.
I want to remake this as a RUclips video minus the game part
Max Attax if annotations still existed you could have it when the choices pop up to make it so they can direct to different videos to influence the choices
@@crimsondynamo615 holy shit...you are a genius
@@razielmauro9559 Someone actually did this once, idk if its still up though since annotations are gone
This competes with the Tiger wrist games.
"So there's our story; John and Kate are both pressured..."
Surprised he never noticed his mistake.
It's John and Jane.
Who cares this game is irrelevant the characters arnt memorable at all so it's not rlly his fault
Bimmy and Jimmy
It's now full circle
* Shoots you * my name is no Jane, kid!
'There's dogs clapping?! I didnt even know dogs were fuckin watching!'
Lolol
The most “game” part of this game is the score counter at the bottom. AVGN finished with -490000. He really did bad at this game lol
Adding further insult, the highest possible final score is -170000 (Don't ask!).
12:21 James' impression of Thresher is one of the most underrated moments of the whole series.
The weird part is that Thresher looks a bit like a baby staring at something it's fascinated by.
I thought that was actually in the game tbh
@@AxelSqueeze same also nice Taft
@@seronymus thanks. Youre one of the only people to recognize who it is lol
That was not a impression
"It looks like a kindergartener drew this is Microsoft paint!" Man don't insult that poor kindergartener
and that kindergardeners drawing was likley way better then this whole game combined
I think they spent all the budget on cocaine and then proceeded to make the project.
This really is a masterpiece, in a screwed-up way.
"TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF"
PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES REMASTER CONFIRMED FOR 2021.
For real?!
@@supermariofan03 weirdly enough, yes
@@supermariofan03 It was announced during Limited Run’s e3 showcase, which is on RUclips if you’re interested
Broo This is crazy!!
@@SuperYamiBrawl It most certainly is. I had assumed that Elden Ring would be my most anticipated game, but no, it’s this
Two questions:
How did the nerd knew John ass was hairy?
How did the characters knew their names in the chase if they did not know each other beforehand?
Also Jane's dad is the chicken mask narrator. So basically her dad has been following her daughter all along... Creep.
1: he could have used the code to remove the censoring
because john has hairy feet so its logical. although he probably did use the code
Also why did the game have only 2 or three choices? and you are not allowed to choose you want because you get scolded at
*Electra complex intensifies.
I have seen people talk about this game multiple times, and rewatched this episode in particular probably around 4 times, and only now did I realise the wierd racing shit with panda in negative colour was supposed to be that guy dreaming about being a racer...
_I think..._
Makes sense. Kinda.
....so he dreams about being a panda as well? Maybe him being a plumber wasn't his only secret
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Furries dont wear ties?
@@MrRjh63 *furries don't wear clothes
i have watched this like 8 times and you just blown my mind,
The sequel: "Architects Don't Wear Turtlenecks."
Cashiers don’t wear blazers
Civil Engineers Don't Wear Sandals
Strippers don’t wear clothes oh wait
A Don doesn't wear shorts
Dictators Don't Wear Socks
I can't believe this game is coming back. It's much weirder than when Night Trap got remastered.
It's like an 80 minute slideshow a rerelease of this is just surreal. Night Trap and Double Switch are silly enough.
The "get it" was upside down. The chicken head was upside down.... Get it?
69
No!! I don't get it!
Stop making the game seem smart
*NO!*
NO! I don't get it!
Uploaded over 5 years ago and still getting comments , what's funnier is I keep watching these vids like a re-run :) good job guys
CB in the bible daily we all rewatch them
In a few years ill be showing my gamer nephews these vids. They are timeless. Like those shitty Time Life Doo Wop CD collections.
TAKE YA DAYM CLOTHES OFF
YAH!
ChickenPika How much you paying...
I want John to take of his clothes
Christina Hippensteel unfortunately he died a few months ago
Jontron?
12:10 “So let’s go with the more interesting choice…” that line gets me every time
The Nerd’s reaction to the upside down chicken man still gets me! 🤣😂
Out of context comment
Platypus 12:50
*IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE MAN IN THE CHICKEN COSTUME!*
I was upside down?
His brain went upside down and his soul left his body for a while (so did mine!)
I wonder what the Tiger wrist game version looks like.
Probably a different console for each slide, with instructions on which to buy next after you've made your decision.
It's a large box with the title on it, but when you get it home and open the box it's a bottle of bleach with "do it" written in magic marker on the cap
Literally drawn wax paper taped on a digital watch.
I hear a remastered exclusive is coming for the nintendo switch
macacalocaedoida I don’t think so…
macacalocaedoida no pls
macacalocaedoida oh god
This time, it's going to have 3 bonus video clips and more intakes of outtakes!
macacalocaedoida plumbers don't wear ties delux
1:09 gotta love how that this outrageous pricing for a 3DO console is now a returning history for the PS5 Pro. Comes to show that video game flaws will continue to repeat its own history.
When he said "take your damn clothes off" I felt like I was getting yelled at for some reason. LOL.
I want to see Mario and Luigi beat up John from Plumbers Don't Wear Tie's
Nintendo vs. Kirin
John should be DLC for the next Smash Bros game
Tamhas Woods his only attack would be farting. No damage cause he ain’t Wario
Wearing ties while they do it
Or at least jumping up and down on his head
The Nerd's face at 12:31 is his reaction to this game in a nutshell.
I cried at that part 🤣🤣😭😭😭
I cried at that
I'm dry at 12:51
Then I die @ this 12:52
14:30
@@Davis_Azizianme too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy how avgn continues to influence the videogame industry to this day
Plumbers don't wear ties out of all things getting a remaster is insane
12:50 That will forever be my favorite AVGN reaction.
17:27
@@ecgameplayer 😅
Porn without Plot... without Porn
Damn it.
Also do pornos have plots?
Pixel Man10 yes I only watch porn for the plots
Yes, but at 80’s standards. I personally don’t like that. Lol.
RassilonTDavros so it is nothing
"Here's an idea...let's sniff glue and make a video game at the same time!"
Challenge accepted. What about lunch? Do we huff permanent markers and snack on lead paint chips?
@@mackjones7688 All of the above
I feel like the 3DO daisy-chain thing for the controllers actually kinda makes sense, since (ideally) you’d all be sitting across from each other on the couch, and it’d mean less of a chance of running out of cord for the controller
Their's also a hidden ending where John and Thresher get together
TheDreReichDude late 90s actually. This was 97.
Scotty Lewis just looked it up. Came out on September 30 1994
Heliverus Calion and the game came out in 97.
Heliverus Calion I meant the game.
Scotty Lewis the 3DO came out in north America on October 3, 1993, almost a year before this was released.
I want to see a speed run of this
Awful Games Done Quick 2020!
@@KeithPhillips This must become a thing immediately
i want to see a speed run of desert bus
Oh yea just casually CLIP THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL😂😂
That's awesome
Wow and people say Japan makes weird games.
+name bn Probably this game inspired them.
Erhm theyre stupid like Mario is weird? No
+Hyper gaming xd you haven't heard of rapelay then
aperturesciencegames For some reason, that game doesn't work in my laptop. It's windows 7.
Well i didn't... But do you know about LocoRoco?
12:51 The Nerd's expressions here are comedic gold.
The guy who made Hong Kong 97 came out and explained his shitheap, whoever made this needs to come out next
It was Kirin entertainment on 3DO and United pixtures on PC version
hong kong 97 actually had gameplay tho
Iirc i think the chick who played Jane said in an interview that the game was made as a joke thing and she didnt think it would actually be released
The chick who plays Jane is the same actress who plays the girl in Harvester
What is Harvester?
A prequel to The Room
Son Goku clever joke
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Son Goku Oh hi plumber
Probably better written to. (I wouldn't know have not seen)
But The Room is actually a good movie
"Jane" was a pro wrestler known as Hollywood in the original GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) in the 1980s.
Really? Damn
That would explain why she's the epitome of butterface
“Hey Frank, we need stock photos for the intro to our game.”
*returns with photos of stock cars.
Where's the nun? THEY PROMISED ME A NUN!!
+ECL28E The singer of the Hong Kong 97 theme killed her.
"What I'm thinking? Kill a nun. Gui in the guy, that young Cheng!", anyone?
+Jonathan Szuhai 💩🔫😎 8=D
You clearly didn't get it
Huh, I don't think so
In the final choice, the "Give me something different" choice, Jane reveals that she is nun, and then you get scolded by the narrator.
18:14
-Says she isn't a slut
-Continues to negotiate prices for sex
If you have sex with some gross guy for 5 million dollars , you're not a slut, you just know how much money 5 million dollars is.
😂
She is a bussiness woman gotta think about those prices
James and his crew should do a dramatic recreation of this game, scene by scene.
I'd buy that.
@@thewrathofrevan5999 With Mike Matel as Jane? Abso-friggin'-lutely!
just him, Mike, and the return of Kyle Justin as the boss
Maybe cast Sam Tacon (the girl who sang the "Dream phone" song) as Jane.
😂
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the video game equivalent of The Room.
I bought a Goldstar 3D0 for $49.99 at Electronics Boutique in 1995...no joke. It was $699.99 2 years prior. I had Foes of Ali, FIFA, Samurai Shodown and Alone In The Dark 1&2..all great games.
You got it lucky! I want this thing for collector’s sake, but they’re damn expensive on eBay!
That's like how I got a refurbished Game Cube for $30 in 2007.
I wonder if any bystanders thought they were filming the intro to a porno when they saw this in the streets.
They probably told people it was a porno because it would be easier to explain.
damn 69 likes
Look at that John's abs. I bet whenever he needs to wash his clothes, he just covers himself in laundry soap and scrubs the clothes on his abs
Um, yeah, thanks for that image.
Kev HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck i died on your comment hahahaha
Shit, damn near choked on my water!
12:26 is one of the funniest moments in AVGN his reaction is perfect.
For some reason I though this would be a Mario ripoff.
A Mario ripoff would be better than this. xD
fuegosonic93 ikr
"John trows cawshun to da ween and pursues Jane. Be caffo!"
LMAO
Every FUCKIN time you move, you have to here the same thing before you can use the d-pad again!!
This comment made me laugh harder than the entire review
Baked and I fucking died laughing for 5 mins straight when i heard that😂
To be fair, that thing of connecting the player 2 controller to the player 1 controller is pretty clever: that way you can have games for a potentially infinite number of people.
I guess but back in the 90's, having more than 4 people play at once was rare, if not, impossible due to hardware limitations. I know it's irrelevant but I would say that wireless controller connection achieves this better due to it being less cumbersome (of course, that wasn't an option back then but it's nice seeing how far technology has improved over the past 15+ years)
The controllers are all powered off the same line, so unless there is a power booster type controller that plugs into the wall there is a definite limit due to falloff. I'd guess 16 max in theory. In practice, probably 4.
Scanlaid lol I guess you're right. Still you know my point.
Grachtnakk Lol XD
I guess the gameplay would be that everybody makes a choice every time one appears onscreen, and then the most voted plays out.
How are you supposed to defeat psycho mantis in this console?
So James Rolfe is gonna be in the interviews for the Definitive Edition lol.
Coming in September!