Little Red Hood (unlicensed NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад +1855

    This episode is one of my favorite Nerd episodes. It feels so casual. The way he talks to the viewer is like you might a friend who came over and asked about that weird cartridge on your shelf.

    • @syok1107
      @syok1107 Год назад +82

      absolutely right, this is usually the benchmark that i used to introduce people to when i wanted to show them the nerd.

    • @playingbandits3033
      @playingbandits3033 Год назад +1

      yesssss

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore Год назад +5

      I agree.

    • @Zer0.-_
      @Zer0.-_ Год назад +30

      This episode right here is a great example of when the character was in his prime. Now it is over exaggerated with too much yelling, too much meta commentary, etc. It just isn't the same.

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly Год назад +8

      @@Zer0.-_ You probably could say the same for a lot of creators.

  • @grizzlywhisker
    @grizzlywhisker 8 лет назад +3681

    james, i always really liked the camera angle you used for awhile during this period of AVGN where you're looking back at the camera from the couch with the TV in the background, i always thought it was creative and looked very cool. just thought i would mention it, thanks for all the great content james.

    • @shaggy1513
      @shaggy1513 8 лет назад +166

      I thought only i noticed the creativity in his angles! Cool someone else does too.

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 6 лет назад +146

      now that you mention it, the few times he used this angle have been quite memorable. makes me feel as though I’m looking over his shoulder as he plays the game.
      if I recall correctly, he used a similar angle in his Game Glitch episode to the same effect.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 лет назад +49

      9:40 is an iconic face

    • @Seba_CL
      @Seba_CL 5 лет назад +3

      Los fabulosos 1oo serie de tele vi

    • @Tuitaye
      @Tuitaye 5 лет назад +4

      Rated M for mature

  • @mattyreyrey
    @mattyreyrey 8 лет назад +3916

    I always find myself coming back to these videos. So entertaining with infinite replay value.

  • @wolfodonnell1694
    @wolfodonnell1694 6 лет назад +221

    Kick palm trees to make cherries fall down, kind of reminds me of "your a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down".

  • @brandonhandymusic
    @brandonhandymusic 10 лет назад +4324

    According to Wikipedia, this game wasn't finished but the "developers" needed money so they put it out anyway.

    • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
      @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 9 лет назад +433

      Ride to Hell all over again...

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 9 лет назад +92

      ***** oh hey its you! what a pleasant surprise!

    • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
      @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 9 лет назад +100

      Sharkcaster wood I'm everywhere.

    • @yosh9192
      @yosh9192 9 лет назад +22

      ***** I'm a cleverly guy because I subbed to you

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 9 лет назад +129

      +Jared At least now they tell you upfront it's an alpha/beta before buying and you also get the final version when it's done. In the 80s when they released an unfinished game they didn't tell and nobody would ever get a finished version so it was practically a fraud. I know it's a joke, but still... Big difference.

  • @1AMRamen
    @1AMRamen 9 лет назад +909

    "The music never changes. Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."
    AVGN: The king of repulsive yet colorful metaphors.

    • @ToaAntan
      @ToaAntan 6 лет назад +24

      My two favorite AVGN music descriptions: Deadly Towers "The bubbly sound of ripping ass isn't even an adequate way to describe the music in this game." and this. "Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 5 лет назад +15

      "Shitload of fuck" anyone?

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 5 лет назад +7

      That one is pretty tame compared to some of his others.

  • @katiegleason5018
    @katiegleason5018 8 лет назад +5772

    As a kid my parents refused to buy me any unlicensed NES games because they thought we could somehow get arrested. There were so many unlicensed games that I never got to play or even see because my parents thought Nintendo would knock on the door and confiscate our game console and throw us all in video game jail.

    • @katiegleason5018
      @katiegleason5018 8 лет назад +692

      Hey it's no joke. People went to jail and owe the multi-national music corporations millions of dollars for downloading copies of music they already owned on Cassette tape. Ordinary people that owe 20 mil. No joke at all.

    • @sirjayden
      @sirjayden 8 лет назад +106

      +Katie Gleason Yeah but that's different.

    • @katiegleason5018
      @katiegleason5018 8 лет назад +359

      Jayden Klein You are right. But it is in the ball park. Anyway now I find out all the unlicensed games sucked.

    • @gekkokkid
      @gekkokkid 8 лет назад +186

      +Katie Gleason well you should be totally grateful that your parents never did, after all .....they saved you for becoming a criminal because if shitty ass illegal games.....

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 8 лет назад +119

      +Katie Gleason Nintendo secret police is a bitch.

  • @MCDreng
    @MCDreng 2 года назад +151

    Gotta love the details, like how he keeps all the random stuff stacked on top of the cartridge through the whole episode.

  • @larslovelot1784
    @larslovelot1784 9 лет назад +2973

    After watching these avgn videos, I would really love to see someone make a documentary where they actually talk to some of these game developers so we could get some insight as to why these games came out the way they did. I'm just so damn curious, I would love to hear their side of things.

    • @dakidvision
      @dakidvision 9 лет назад +168

      totally agree... I was thinking about this the other day

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 9 лет назад +383

      "Yeah well... I guess it's simply hard to program on acid."
      Some answer like that would be priceless!

    • @cradleofdeath123
      @cradleofdeath123 9 лет назад +76

      Great idea... But most of them are probably dead by now..

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 9 лет назад +184

      Ajay Maddali no, its more likely they're all in their 50s or 60s. it's only been 30 years since the NES was released in north america

    • @cacomeat7385
      @cacomeat7385 9 лет назад +228

      The reasons simple: every one wanted a slice of the action but nobody knew what the fuck they were doing... Games nowadays seen to have more effort put into them

  • @JennieM2001
    @JennieM2001 10 лет назад +276

    3:30 Apparently, the company who made this game scrapped it soon after development started, but when the company was on its way to being shut down, they released it to get quick money and try to save themselves. This explains not being able to kick, as enemies were not programmed to take damage yet.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 10 лет назад +54

      so basically, it's unfinished.

    • @JennieM2001
      @JennieM2001 10 лет назад +5

      Giordan Diodato yeah

    • @heavymetalpapi
      @heavymetalpapi 7 лет назад +2

      well damn

    • @JeanPowerson
      @JeanPowerson 4 года назад +12

      @LuxDude2003 Vacuums late reply, but the developer's name is sachen

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 3 года назад +6

      All it takes is a ROM hack to reverse the situation.

  • @PriceAintRight
    @PriceAintRight 6 лет назад +1650

    "The frothy sound of crackling ass".
    Been laughing at that line for almost a decade.

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 3 года назад +901

    I kind of love the idea of Little Red Hood consuming an actual human heart to replenish her health.

    • @thischannelisdecommissioned
      @thischannelisdecommissioned 2 года назад +140

      The hood wasn't red when she bought it

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 2 года назад +12

      😳

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 2 года назад +38

      it sounds like a thing that would happen in a dark fairytale movie, like snow white and the huntsman

    • @trevorbluesquirrel899
      @trevorbluesquirrel899 2 года назад +36

      According to the manual, the “heart” in the store is actually a “magic peach”.

    • @-JohnDoe-
      @-JohnDoe- Год назад +14

      Sounds like Zelda CD-i levels of weird.

  • @highspot_437
    @highspot_437 8 лет назад +803

    "...frothy sound of crackling ass."
    Still one of my favorite AVGN lines ever.

    • @ryofernandez7155
      @ryofernandez7155 8 лет назад +3

      Dlo

    • @SiGhast
      @SiGhast 8 лет назад +18

      I recall someone pointing out that line specifically when the episode came out and it's always, possibly as a result of that, stuck with me a bit extra. Had to scroll down just now upon hearing it just to see if people still appreciated it, and sure enough. Great line, indeed.

    • @GlitchyDion
      @GlitchyDion 7 лет назад +2

      SiGhast lol

    • @jetstreamvik9570
      @jetstreamvik9570 7 лет назад +9

      That line literally had me in tears and unable to breathe it was that funny xD

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 6 лет назад +1

      It's actually not an original line. It's a spin on a line a fan came up with in the AVGN episode where the fans got to write it.

  • @gambleanimations9174
    @gambleanimations9174 8 лет назад +474

    @10:17 funny thing is... researchers recently say that this colour AVGN mentioned is the worst colour of all time.

    • @cjcbox1299
      @cjcbox1299 8 лет назад +159

      Opaque couche, they call it. On the bright side, it's a good color for cigarette packages and wrappers, since it repulses the soul so deeply.

    • @fakename467
      @fakename467 8 лет назад +41

      Great. That's my favorite color

    • @libbyski
      @libbyski 8 лет назад +38

      CJC Box
      This color is the same color that MechWarrior Online uses on its trial mechs, its a fucking hideous color...

    • @mr.hankalot2518
      @mr.hankalot2518 8 лет назад

      Azยן The Gr

    • @dustinthehuman8626
      @dustinthehuman8626 7 лет назад

      Mr. Hanka

  • @DHOPW42
    @DHOPW42 8 лет назад +799

    "Look at all these fucking games." - One of the most underrated AVGN quotes.

    • @humanperson6372
      @humanperson6372 2 года назад +6

      how is that an underrated quote? what part of that line is funny?

    • @mystery4561
      @mystery4561 2 года назад +3

      How?

    • @robovinefilms1811
      @robovinefilms1811 Год назад +4

      Everytime I open my Steam Library

    • @beggi7360
      @beggi7360 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​​​@@robovinefilms1811Same here😭😂

  • @ReactigatorDile
    @ReactigatorDile 5 лет назад +577

    With Super Mario Maker 2's new features somebody needs to recreate the scenario at 13:42

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 5 лет назад +21

      I'd love to see someone make THAT level.

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 5 лет назад +76

      The name of the level should be called “Little Red Hood”

    • @razielmauro9559
      @razielmauro9559 5 лет назад +6

      Will do

    • @razielmauro9559
      @razielmauro9559 5 лет назад +15

      Only one clear condition per level... but its doable

    • @4876531
      @4876531 4 года назад +12

      380-M9X-N1H

  • @TheRegart
    @TheRegart 10 лет назад +274

    So basically, the story of Little Red Hood goes like this:
    Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Hood, who whistled from her hooey when she jumped, and made cherries fall from palm trees when she kicked.
    One day she had to go to her grandma's house, but there were a lot trolls and animals that did not want her too. So she threw slingshots and released her killer dog on her enemies.
    Meanwhile, in order to get to her house, she had to find cherries to find random keys hidden in random staircases in the forest.
    When she finally reached her grandma's house in ecstasy and excitement her grandma replied : Oh my Little Red Hood, Thank you for your coming.

  • @BFDudes
    @BFDudes 9 лет назад +675

    I don't see any comment pointing it out, so I guess I'll do it: The reason why the potion that maks you invincible for a few seconds exists is most likely meant to be used to get past the bear.
    And holy shit does this game look awful.

    • @BFDudes
      @BFDudes 9 лет назад

      Greg Koc Because my kind, the scoots, are an endangered kind. I haven't seen one of my kind for many months now. Brutha'.

    • @fricktastic8294
      @fricktastic8294 9 лет назад +2

      Uwe must spread awareness for ur kind we must save the scoots also when is ur mating season we need to reproduce ur species

    • @fricktastic8294
      @fricktastic8294 9 лет назад

      Well if u insist but may i ask can i name one of our sons swagmaster or leader of midgets u know im trying to keep it hip

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 9 лет назад +15

      Jeppz Postman My aunt had this game back in the day and I think you're right. I remember seeing her use the potion only against the bear. To me this game looks unfinished. Even as a kid, I thought the same :/

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 9 лет назад +3

      +Jeppz Postman Basically a POOR rip off of Zelda.................

  • @mteverett689
    @mteverett689 5 лет назад +1457

    13:42: The nerd predicted super mario maker 2.

    • @ronanunlink1482
      @ronanunlink1482 5 лет назад +14

      How?

    • @ronanunlink1482
      @ronanunlink1482 5 лет назад +26

      @@jeremiahhester6408 well yes, but actually no

    • @vaisnavaspicher3470
      @vaisnavaspicher3470 5 лет назад +15

      This is now a reality!

    • @Wiiguy1606
      @Wiiguy1606 5 лет назад +65

      At least you only have to pick one requirement to make the goal appear. Either one clear condition or none, not multiple clear conditions to make the goal appear

    • @dehdesh
      @dehdesh 5 лет назад +4

      Beat me to it by months

  • @alphamone
    @alphamone 7 лет назад +61

    decided to watch this episode again after seeing a copy, unboxed, for sale at a second hand shop today. Apparently this thing is actually worth money. The store was selling the cartrige for 99 AUD.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 2 года назад +7

      Any new NES game sealed in its box is going to definitely have value.

    • @kenm2709
      @kenm2709 Год назад +4

      @@Vespyr_ he said it was unboxed

  • @radishpineapple74
    @radishpineapple74 9 лет назад +146

    I think this is one of James's best acting episodes. He really seems genuinely pissed off by this game.

  • @Hardiot
    @Hardiot 9 лет назад +1441

    "frothy sound of crackling *ass*"
    You are a poet, good sir.

    • @tedricd5205
      @tedricd5205 9 лет назад +46

      I believe he was quoting Shakespeare.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Really? I never knew that :D

    • @Hardiot
      @Hardiot 9 лет назад +4

      You learn things about Shakespeare when some nerd makes an ass joke. x]

    • @bonafide9781
      @bonafide9781 9 лет назад +25

      HardyHoot 2:34 "Big Bird's Ball-Sack"
      Now that's poetry.

    • @Angenga
      @Angenga 9 лет назад +22

      HardyHoot i think james basically invented profanity as an art form

  • @GodlessCog
    @GodlessCog 10 лет назад +421

    Why the hell are those mini Hitlers so pissed at Little Red Hood?

    • @MrOrangehorseman
      @MrOrangehorseman 7 лет назад +31

      "mini Hitlers"
      I think you can infer why they're pissed at Little Red Hood simply from those two words.

    • @peanutmmssuck4370
      @peanutmmssuck4370 7 лет назад +2

      Sickling looks more like Billy mays to be fair...

    • @laddy3018
      @laddy3018 7 лет назад +13

      They look like Robbie Rotten, or Spock after a few twinkies.

    • @AngryGrape1337
      @AngryGrape1337 7 лет назад +8

      I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE TO BILLY MAYS THE GUY WHO SELLS OXY CLEAN WHILE TALKING LIKE THIS.

    • @IvanBoskovic808
      @IvanBoskovic808 7 лет назад +15

      Because they think Little Red Hood is a commie

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 4 года назад +96

    „You just look at it, and it sucks“
    The most concise description James has ever given and basically applicable to all of the games he‘s ever played as AVGN 😆

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 9 лет назад +204

    I think I just realized the heart may actually be an apple.

  • @caplag
    @caplag 9 лет назад +369

    Why are Spock's clones chasing her?

  • @PremierMilenkov
    @PremierMilenkov 9 лет назад +710

    "You touch the panda and you're dead." Damn straight, pandas are badass :D

    • @Slipthorn
      @Slipthorn 9 лет назад +7

      You just made my day 😅😅

    • @PremierMilenkov
      @PremierMilenkov 9 лет назад

      ***** Lol, how so?

    • @skudzer1985
      @skudzer1985 9 лет назад +1

      +PremierMilenkov Vanity account created only to comment on videos containing the word 'panda'. not creative or original.

    • @PremierMilenkov
      @PremierMilenkov 9 лет назад +13

      skudzer1985
      Funny assessment considering I only changed my profile pic a couple weeks ago :D No way I just happen to like pandas, right? But no, you sure know better, I've been found out.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 9 лет назад +9

      +PremierMilenkov those panda cheese ads weren't fucking around, that panda is badass.

  • @MadmanmadisonYT
    @MadmanmadisonYT 5 лет назад +157

    13:42 I was watching the Mario Maker 2 direct and immediately thought of this.

    • @Darkxwolf08j
      @Darkxwolf08j 4 года назад +1

      lolollollolololoololololololololollololololololoolloollo asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 года назад +2

      Lol nice

  • @King_Of_Midgard
    @King_Of_Midgard 11 лет назад +29

    A riding hood does not necessarily mean a hood meant for riding, but also can be a type of cloak used for any kind of traveler, of bright colors so as to denote presence of said traveler. When camped along roads a riding hood of red or yellow may be hung up to signify a friendly camp. Source: Old guy i know.

  • @JurassicProductions
    @JurassicProductions 8 лет назад +416

    Shooting a knife, and stabbing someone with a gun. Makes sense.

    • @mynicknameisrovi5399
      @mynicknameisrovi5399 8 лет назад +23

      Michael Myers stabed someone with a gun once

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions 8 лет назад +7

      That's what I was getting at. XD

    • @jfjtdrealnofake8091
      @jfjtdrealnofake8091 8 лет назад

      it makes no sence

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 8 лет назад +14

      Stabbing someone with a gun? Well, bayonets are a thing.

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 8 лет назад +8

      Coincidentally, Board James uses a sword that slips into a gun during his Omega Virus episode.

  • @Zixology
    @Zixology 9 лет назад +701

    This game is hidden in the code for Destiny's loot system.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 9 лет назад +130

      Because it's random as fuck... Genius!

    • @marchofmisfits4836
      @marchofmisfits4836 9 лет назад

      Nice one! :)

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 9 лет назад +9

      +Zixology Thank you for your comment! Ugh that game pisses me off sometimes.

    • @Slipthorn
      @Slipthorn 9 лет назад

      +Joey Rozic same here but I love destiny ( waits for Destiny haters)

    • @KennyCollinsworth
      @KennyCollinsworth 9 лет назад +6

      +Hippoking05 I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain!

  • @1ex1uger-prank-calls
    @1ex1uger-prank-calls 5 лет назад +139

    The part where the Nerd predicts what the ending will be like is so damn funny!
    Thank you, AVGN / James Rolfe. This video was published during a terrible time in my life, and helped me endure all the shit that was going on. Your humor gave me something to look forward to.

  • @ThomasFan3751
    @ThomasFan3751 8 лет назад +384

    He used "appear" 25 times, and "random" is used 15 times. Yes, I counted them.

    • @metallicarocks911
      @metallicarocks911 8 лет назад +5

      +ThomasFan3751 That is the best way to explain the gameplay.

    • @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest
      @MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest 8 лет назад +3

      Did you count him saying randomly or appears

    • @ThomasFan3751
      @ThomasFan3751 8 лет назад +1

      +MickJamesSupaFreak Those count in the long run.

    • @ThomasFan3751
      @ThomasFan3751 8 лет назад +1

      +MickJamesSupaFreak ...or at least I think they do.

    • @mumumaaaah
      @mumumaaaah 8 лет назад

      +ThomasFan3751 why does this game exist

  • @takeshiC1
    @takeshiC1 9 лет назад +50

    "you did not disappoint" one of my fave endings to an AVGN vid

  • @CallMeSugarMilk
    @CallMeSugarMilk 9 лет назад +87

    That stare James does at the end then drops his controller fucking kills me everytime, its like we've all had those moments in gaming xD

    • @darianthescorpion1132
      @darianthescorpion1132 6 лет назад +5

      CallMeSugarMilk Mortal Kombat on the easiest difficulty, but Shao Khan still obliterates you.

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 5 лет назад +29

    3:00 VERY underrated quote. Think about it.

  • @thundercat_pumyra
    @thundercat_pumyra 7 лет назад +48

    I half expected the ending to be some awesome elaborate cut scene or something.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 года назад +12

      But instead they thanked you for your coming

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 3 года назад +1

      @@SEiMEi_EXiSTS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @CharizardVonAwesome
    @CharizardVonAwesome 10 лет назад +118

    The big bad wolf must've eaten the programmers.

  • @KrunkCobain
    @KrunkCobain 8 лет назад +42

    this is probably my favorite avgn episode ever. the script is exquisite and the acting is top quality!

    • @KrunkCobain
      @KrunkCobain 3 года назад +2

      @@johnhunt5089 haven't seen this vid in years haha cheers John!

  • @zfrometa8316
    @zfrometa8316 6 лет назад +573

    Is this that RWBY everyone's talking about

  • @zenithquasar9623
    @zenithquasar9623 8 лет назад +323

    Thank you for your coming!

    • @wyattneal2797
      @wyattneal2797 8 лет назад +34

      You did not disappoint.

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 8 лет назад +4

      *chuckling inside*

    • @dude1731
      @dude1731 8 лет назад +1

      A Cinemassacre Production (2009)

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 8 лет назад +2

      I'll do alot more then that .3.

    • @skyhazel6205
      @skyhazel6205 8 лет назад +1

      No problem, bro. Anytime.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 8 лет назад +170

    Isn't there a DC character called Red Hood?

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад +6

      Yup

    • @JoseGonzalez-hp9uy
      @JoseGonzalez-hp9uy 8 лет назад +37

      yeah but he's a badass

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 8 лет назад +1

      +Jose Gonzalez And he is the Joker, sometimes. Badass X2

    • @supernerd4245
      @supernerd4245 8 лет назад +8

      Iván Gerardo Casas Torres if you're going by The Killing Joke graphic novel, then yeah Joker is/was Red Hood.

    • @YourMomz07
      @YourMomz07 7 лет назад +8

      idk...but I hope they put Little Red Hood in the next Smash Bros. All her attacks can be random.

  • @SonicFanDU
    @SonicFanDU 5 лет назад +134

    13:41 AVGN predicted Super Mario Maker 2!

    • @DiForce49
      @DiForce49 5 лет назад +1

      OMG :o

    • @Nataton-cg8zo
      @Nataton-cg8zo 5 лет назад

      how

    • @RinsaVuIIer
      @RinsaVuIIer 5 лет назад +10

      If someone hasn't already made these conditions in a SMM2 level, they should.

  • @l33g3ndar33
    @l33g3ndar33 3 года назад +29

    The ending dialogue actually goes in hand with the suggestive title of the game. I'm sure the title is completely innocent and the ending is purely a translation mistake but it's still something that grabs your attention for a moment upon seeing and hearing it.

  • @MegaMrkitten
    @MegaMrkitten 11 лет назад +81

    Those are not Cherries from those Palm Trees. Those are Lychees, Most people confuse them with Cherries.

  • @dava_arvarabi
    @dava_arvarabi 7 лет назад +163

    Description says:
    "Nintend 8-bit system"
    You can't spell *Nintendo*
    without *Intend*

    • @Tekape
      @Tekape 3 года назад +4

      you cant spell *no intend* without *nintendo*

  • @KuroNoTenno
    @KuroNoTenno 5 лет назад +168

    "You touch the panda and you're dead" has to be the saddest thing I heard ever.

  • @XBranchProductions
    @XBranchProductions 4 года назад +28

    “The affect is pissing me off”
    I was rewatching Ghostbusters and finally realized this is a reference to that scene lol

    • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
      @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 3 года назад

      When I was about 10 years old or so, I didn't know it was a reference to Ghostbusters until I actually saw it.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 3 года назад +4

      Hahaha love GB 1

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@DragonHeartHisMajestyX I never knew that until *right now* and I'm 25! 😅

  • @deathbymybox
    @deathbymybox 5 лет назад +33

    5:06
    James called out micro transactions before they were even a thing

  • @sonic1617
    @sonic1617 5 лет назад +34

    13:53 AVGN predicted Mario Maker 2. 8 YEAR Before it come out

  • @TheSpellShell
    @TheSpellShell 10 лет назад +65

    I really don't know why, but it's my favorite episode of AVGN :3

    • @AcceleratorUlz
      @AcceleratorUlz 10 лет назад +1

      especially the ending ,,, that awesome rage right there

    • @christiansilvermoon
      @christiansilvermoon 9 лет назад +2

      IDK but I have to ask.....
      is your name a reference to the spell "Spell" from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link?

    • @TheSpellShell
      @TheSpellShell 9 лет назад

      Christian Silvermoon
      no it's just sounds good and this name never occupied.

    • @kclulu
      @kclulu 9 лет назад +7

      Mine has to be basically all of the Bible Games episodes. Those are funny as hell. xD

    • @SlientGamer
      @SlientGamer 9 лет назад

      TheSpellShell MIne too but mostly because of the ending

  • @FoxCoffee.
    @FoxCoffee. 3 года назад +33

    Actually, there is one more game with a cartridge slot on top. Sonic & Knuckles for Sega Genesis/Mega Drive had one too, but for that game it was actually useful. It allowed you too play as Knuckles in Sonic 2 and 3, and allow you to play the game AFTER you complete Sonic 3's levels like this.

    • @PeterParker19988
      @PeterParker19988 Год назад +1

      You probably already knew this, but if you put Sonic 1 or a non-Sonic game on top, you could play a near endless amount of the Sonic 3 special stage

  • @flasuban1322
    @flasuban1322 11 лет назад +19

    First AVGN episode Ive watched. Fond memories.

  • @EvilForgemaster
    @EvilForgemaster 4 года назад +91

    10:28 "The music never changes. Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass!!"
    AVGN's best moment,

  • @Dannith
    @Dannith 2 года назад +11

    This is one of my comfort videos, i remember being sick staying home and watching this! I had a fever dream about this that day, and it forever takes me back. Thank you nerd.

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur 6 лет назад +97

    "Thank you for your coming!" ….uhm, phrasing?

    • @clover7451
      @clover7451 5 лет назад +11

      So...we're NOT done with phrasing?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад

      @@clover7451 a man of culture I see

  • @nammm3
    @nammm3 8 лет назад +18

    AVGN reviews like these makes me wish for AVGN reactions/commentary by the game developers. This would definitely answer AVGN's favorite bad game review-question: ''WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"'

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 9 лет назад +217

    The bear looks like doge.

  • @DariusFrench6273
    @DariusFrench6273 8 лет назад +55

    Every time he brings up Jekyll and Hyde, I just have to laugh

  • @ag23415
    @ag23415 4 года назад +85

    "It's like Starbucks at every street corner."
    That's... not far off from reality.

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 8 лет назад +29

    4:35. I heard one of those stores is becoming a Starbucks soon.

  • @Garyfan2001
    @Garyfan2001 8 лет назад +32

    13:33 one of my favorite avgn moments XD

  • @TheWolver8
    @TheWolver8 11 лет назад +64

    take a sip after everytime AVGN says "random" or "appear"
    you will be sloshed in no time.

  • @sandraldlrs
    @sandraldlrs 3 года назад +24

    5:27 have a bowl mr squidward

  • @tobias6924
    @tobias6924 8 лет назад +169

    How about there is a grenade in the game... and you smack people with it.

    • @haveyboythebighuggerkid7733
      @haveyboythebighuggerkid7733 8 лет назад

      Tobias W LOL smacking someone with a grenade😂😂

    • @SonictheHedgehog1st
      @SonictheHedgehog1st 8 лет назад +39

      You pull the pin out and throw the pin.

    • @sarcastic_slob
      @sarcastic_slob 8 лет назад +5

      then what? you gonna throw a rock and randomly explodes?

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 лет назад +3

      You shoot people with a sword

    • @squallsrapture
      @squallsrapture 5 лет назад

      All of these responses are possible in canon for DC's little Red Hood, Jason Todd.

  • @extradeluxe141
    @extradeluxe141 7 лет назад +18

    2:49 Maybe the name "Little Red Riding Hood" was copyrighted and they had to adjust the title to avoid a law suit.

  • @netnooker
    @netnooker 9 лет назад +63

    "Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass." - James Rolfe, 2011

    • @Dartht33bagger
      @Dartht33bagger 6 лет назад +6

      This episode originally aired in December of 2009.

  • @buythegamesagain
    @buythegamesagain 3 года назад +14

    1:56 turn that console on with all those attachments and you’ll find the four treasures of SwordQuest😉

  • @GrumpyMonk86
    @GrumpyMonk86 10 лет назад +21

    the most entertaining person you youtube by far. seriously this guy has a gift of taking nothing and turn it into something. a funny something.

  • @frankharris9744
    @frankharris9744 8 лет назад +66

    HAHA "frothy sound of crackling ass...."

  • @HaloStar44
    @HaloStar44 3 года назад +17

    12:04 that ghostbusters reference.

  • @xXMetalWarfareXx
    @xXMetalWarfareXx 10 лет назад +174

    At 10:27 they bears face looks a bit like doge.

    • @howardderpyson7903
      @howardderpyson7903 10 лет назад +28

      Yew macking fun of mee ?

    • @xXMetalWarfareXx
      @xXMetalWarfareXx 10 лет назад +15

      No. I'm actually wearing a Doge T-shirt at the moment and currently part of The Church of Doge

    • @mariomanwon
      @mariomanwon 10 лет назад +1

      Howard Derpyson He isn't.. Mmm... But i am!

    • @howardderpyson7903
      @howardderpyson7903 10 лет назад +3

      mariomanwon ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    • @Daltonp260
      @Daltonp260 10 лет назад +6

      But I mw nut a bere

  • @kittyzilla90
    @kittyzilla90 9 лет назад +224

    Sometimes I'm really disappointed by the games that come out these days, and how lacking they are. How they make you pay for DLC to finish the game. I always think about how games used to be better. And then I go watch some AVGN. Now I really appreciate modern gaming.

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 9 лет назад

      Bro, decide yourself! Do you like or not new games or old games?

    • @azzizsamureh3840
      @azzizsamureh3840 9 лет назад +1

      Gooby TheCat Name 1 game

    • @kittyzilla90
      @kittyzilla90 9 лет назад +5

      Azziz Samureh Destiny? lol, why?

    • @azzizsamureh3840
      @azzizsamureh3840 9 лет назад +8

      Gooby TheCat Well, I was going to prove my point about you over exaggerating, but you named an actual game that does that. So, now my non existent point has been nullified.

    • @kittyzilla90
      @kittyzilla90 9 лет назад +2

      Azziz Samureh lol. XD I know that not all games are horrid these days. But it feels like for every good game that comes out, there are 10 others that suck. :P

  •  11 лет назад +17

    In Denmark little red riding hood is called "Den lille rødhætte". That translates into "Little Red Hood"... Oh no... Does that mean the makers of this "game" was from Denmark?... (Or Norway or Sweden or something like that...)

    • @greatbritishscarface7464
      @greatbritishscarface7464 2 года назад

      There’s another piece of Danish you’ve taught me. In early 2020 I decided to learn Danish on Duolingo, but I have forgotten the words I have learned because I had other things to do which means I left it far too late. I was also gonna be on vacation in Denmark, but I couldn’t go because of COVID, it’s a shame isn’t it?
      Where was your vacation gonna be before/during the birth of COVID?

  • @blackquillx
    @blackquillx 4 года назад +15

    10:30 don't mind me, just timestamping this because it's too good

  • @Disembob
    @Disembob 11 лет назад +28

    I love how he actually plays it with all that stuff on top of it.

  • @subsnovidsmoomoo
    @subsnovidsmoomoo 6 лет назад +22

    5:35. When nerd drank beer I thought he'd throw it.

  • @tony-wt1wq
    @tony-wt1wq 9 лет назад +95

    beare, the doge bear @ 10:21

    • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
      @MegaFriendlyCreeper 9 лет назад +17

      Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Such Angry, much Video Game, very Nerd.

    • @Ironminer985Gamingschannel
      @Ironminer985Gamingschannel 9 лет назад

      Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Shibe is love, Shibe is life.

    • @PSICadetZen
      @PSICadetZen 9 лет назад

      I was just thinking that xD

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 9 лет назад

      Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names no, the bear is masturbating

    • @bwinwin7709
      @bwinwin7709 9 лет назад

      Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names its over the top golden feddy

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye Год назад +5

    Can we take a second to appreciate how creative of a content creator James Rolfe was in this episode to include a bit about him stacking things on the Top-loader as high as he could?

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 Год назад +4

      And he even kept it that way for the entire episode.

  • @pureitalianblood
    @pureitalianblood 7 лет назад +12

    The Ghostbusters Reference is great! "I'll tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off!!"

  • @mistertitanic
    @mistertitanic 9 лет назад +49

    I just bought a copy of this game today. Lucky me.

    • @ExoParadigmGamer
      @ExoParadigmGamer 9 лет назад +4

      Welp

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 лет назад +11

      ooooh noooooooo

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 9 лет назад +1

      +mistertitanic how did you buy this game? its unlicensed.

    • @mistertitanic
      @mistertitanic 9 лет назад +6

      Haruhi Suzumiya
      Just because it's unlicensed doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I have a copy exactly like James does in the video.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 9 лет назад +1

      ***** well it would be hard to find, but it would be easy to reproduce.

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 9 лет назад +30

    I bet the producers of Hoodwinked got their inspiration from this game. No wonder.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 лет назад +9

      TheHero136 No.
      This game was clearly programmed by Aku. Why do you think he was so fond of telling the story to those kids?

    • @DonnieDoodles
      @DonnieDoodles 6 лет назад +2

      +TheHero136
      Only if you're talking about the second Hoodwinked.

    • @mynamejeffgaming
      @mynamejeffgaming 6 лет назад

      ZAMNPlayerD well fuck i dident know there was 2 of em.

  • @ZeroConZx
    @ZeroConZx 3 года назад +9

    1:52 this will always be my favourite joke in the entire AVGN cinematography

  • @SamuelAna4Ever
    @SamuelAna4Ever 9 лет назад +12

    Your commentary totally makes these episodes. I found myself clapping and laughing at the end of this episode. Oh and your game room is awesome.

  • @leapjrh
    @leapjrh 10 лет назад +8

    12:39 is the best part... "and this is NOT the kind of game with good jumping control." Oh and hey, Nerd said that the invincibility potion was useless - maybe it would have worked to beat the Panda? Maybe he didn't care enough to find out?

    • @cameronstevens3185
      @cameronstevens3185 10 лет назад +3

      The potion only last a few seconds so you probably couldn't get past the bear in time.

  • @g.a.k.official5828
    @g.a.k.official5828 8 лет назад +29

    im suprised he didnt comment on how the enemies look like spock

    • @vjpearce
      @vjpearce 8 лет назад +1

      +TrashAttractiveTrashman I thought I was the only one who thought that.

    • @importedemperor4397
      @importedemperor4397 6 лет назад

      Noooooooo [

  • @ryanwebb309
    @ryanwebb309 2 года назад +10

    Ok, so here are the rules: you collect a certain number of cherries to summon a staircase. Said staircase takes you to where the key is. After you get the key you walk into a flashing staircase to move on to the next level.
    Unless you are playing levels 5 and 8, where the rules are changed

  • @skynet091287
    @skynet091287 8 лет назад +14

    It's about 5 years too late, but wouldn't it make sense if the invincibility potion was somehow the trigger for the key in level 8?
    My thinking is that you need it to get the key behind the "panda", and if you instead use invincibility frames to get the key, you break the scripting for the level, and this somehow translate into the key not appearing in level 8

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 3 года назад +2

      The "panda" level was actually level 2. That's more of a reason to hate this game.

  • @TheShortGirl666
    @TheShortGirl666 11 лет назад +17

    I didn't even notice that the word "riding" wasn't in the title. My brain automatically put it there.

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 8 лет назад +138

    I lost myself in a series of laughter when he said, "...whistling through her vagina." XD LOL

    • @narukamiseta122
      @narukamiseta122 8 лет назад +15

      I don't know what was funnier. That or the fact that you THROW the slingshot lol

    • @littleworldgames6569
      @littleworldgames6569 8 лет назад +13

      Big bird ballsack

    • @Hanesboi
      @Hanesboi 8 лет назад +8

      i know i died of laughter too.

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 года назад

      That's the only reason I come back to this video!

  • @mr.cactus8762
    @mr.cactus8762 4 года назад +53

    these games are so bad, they are fueling James's Alcoholism

  • @notwhatyouexpectgaming5315
    @notwhatyouexpectgaming5315 8 лет назад +10

    1:18
    The cyan NES cartridge also stands out like a sore thumb.

  • @payasotriste
    @payasotriste 9 лет назад +14

    cant imagine my childhood without the nerd
    i appreciate all that you did

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 4 года назад +5

    This is still my favorite AVGN title card, and one of my favorite episodes too.

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 5 лет назад +23

    13:47 Nerd predicts a feature from Mario Maker 2.

    • @Lime30373
      @Lime30373 3 года назад +4

      “But everyone already knows that now. Better post it again because I get a dopamine rush from getting internet likes.”

    • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
      @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 3 года назад +1

      @@Lime30373 What

  • @jam_northstar6912
    @jam_northstar6912 8 лет назад +74

    thank you for your coming

  • @eillioimbasciati2773
    @eillioimbasciati2773 11 лет назад +15

    Seems like the difficulty of this game was based on programming choices, and not actual gameplay.

    • @rosstedfordkendall
      @rosstedfordkendall 11 лет назад

      Reportedly, the game was released somewhat unfinished. Enough to be playable, but not fully developed to be enjoyable. Like, Red Hood was supposed to be able to kick enemies.

    • @eillioimbasciati2773
      @eillioimbasciati2773 11 лет назад

      Yeah, it does seem to play like a half-baked idea.

  • @Willy2000ization
    @Willy2000ization 9 лет назад +77

    11:50 Anyone else notice The Ghostbusters reference? lol

  • @babychelf
    @babychelf 3 года назад +11

    Been on a rewatch of all his stuff, happens at least once a year lol this is really a timeless series in my opinion.. every true video game nerd, will appreciate this content

  • @spencervinje
    @spencervinje 8 лет назад +209

    PLOT TWIST!
    it was made by LJN