If I had a nickel for every time a CK3 RUclipsr I follow did a video on Bene-Israel this week, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
call me a conspiracy theorist but I reckon it's because of Laith's short about bene Israel a while ago. It prompted me to form it myself and now everyone's doing it hahah
honestly, the child crush part warmed my heart, Please do this more! Edit: OH MY GOD YOUR BESTFRIEND AND SOULMATE MAKING A PARTY AND OFFERING YOU ABATTLAXE IT'S SOCUTESADSFAFSGDFD edit: they didn't die, the breaking bad just finally made them both immortal
It is very funny to me that both you and Snap Strategy did the exact same challenge this week too 😂. All the CK3 RUclipsrs just woke up and decided to do a Jewish game in India.
Same word origin, but different actual meaning. Apocrypha means a Christian writing that is accepted by some but rejected by others, or more broadly a writing of unknown or disputed origin
Explanation for those who didn't get it: South India is locally referred to as the "Dravid" region. In fact the entire peninsula is called the Dravidian peninsula
Not been watching long but I have to commend you sir - every play through I’ve watched you’ve found something positive to say about the culture you’re playing it’s good to see someone who’s not so narrow minded they can appreciate the whole world
Fun fact: Due to the juggling skills of the people of Malabar The Spanish word for juggling is "Malabares" or "Malabarismo". (That's right, I learned it just now after researching why what I do with oranges and that Indian faith are called the same).
Malabar is a corruption of the name of the region which is Malainadu or Hill country while the bar endonym means Nadu in Persian... So Malabar is actually an endonym just like Germany or Wales or Greece.. I. E name given by Foreigners.
I tried to do this a month ago but I A) didn’t see the holy sight in northeast India so used a ton of gold to conquer Jerusalem and B) never found out about the culture culture requirement so I made a custom kingdom and ignored the save Time to retry!
By choosing anyone in India to form Bene-Israel, Koifish has started an ethnic conflict. He probably should've made a custom character. But even then, that custom character would take the mantle and domain of a real one, perhaps also starting an ethnic conflict.
While some of them are silly, I think we can all agree that Koifish thumbnails actually show off the CK3 face tech in maybe the best light it's ever been seen. An odd complement, but I'm serious.
The last time I watched something this good, I was in a community call center scamming 80-year-olds about their antivirus software rebates from Microsoft. If you do not return my money, I will call the police to have you PUT. Behind. The. Bars sir.
21:50 elixir so good it made my wife be in 8th month of pregnancy, even though I just recently came back from a 12 year war! Can't recommend enough, my bloodline is safed 🥰
Yehushoa was his real name /: In hebrew he is named Yeshu. Which more or less translates to "god sent a saviour". Tho... Yehoshoua was already a name before he was born, Yehoshoua ben nun for example. But yes, he was indeed a Jew, and fun fact, the bible said he has a funny accent.
Love Mystical Comyunyun, you can get Deviant, Witch or Cannibal if you opt in for the risky treatment, when you become ill! PS: Love the way Indian Armour looks in this game, its so anime!
What a wholesome video. He was looking for biological immortallity and got viagra. Thats gods way to tell him that he is already immortal as savior of india. He will not die but just fuse with the land.
This channel is new to me but you sound like a Swede with Indian parents who's lived in Norway the past 5 years (and are over 30 years old) Only this combo fits the Swedenglish you speak LOL
In India, it was considered very disruptive, antisocial and dangerous to fall in love before marriage and put it above other concerns in marriage. You find a wife, then you fall in love. Which only makes it sweeter, who doesn't love a good forbidden romance.
எப்போதும் உன்னை கை விட மாட்டேன் உங்களை ஒருபோதும் வீழ்த்த மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் ஓடிவந்து உன்னை விட்டு வெளியேற மாட்டேன் உன்னை ஒருபோதும் அழ வைக்க மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் விடைபெற மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் பொய் சொல்லி உங்களை காயப்படுத்த மாட்டேன்
In this timeline you have Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and you have Ramakuto who came out of the Jungles on the Back of an Elephant instead of Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and Muhamed who came out of the deserts with an army at his back.
ngl i cant believe he didnt do this as Haestein
He's currently in recovery from his addiction...give kudos!
Hasteinson
😂😂😂😂😂
It is possible tho
@@Oleandra-13I'm afraid to tell you but he relapsed 😢
The editor was so sick and tired of koifish he cut the outro halfway ong 💀💀💀
The fact that this was hearted within 50 minutes shows that it's probably correct lol
A-aren’t you the editor?
@@1ManRandom he keeps me in the garden shed please send help
T*rkroach 🤢
If I would have a penny for everytime a Swede jokingly said that he speaks every language, I would have two pennies.
That's not alot of pennies but it's wierd it happend twice
@@allliquid6320 hey, i got that reference
“Curry flavoured Jewish people” 😂😂😂
"What in the name of Jewish Jesus" is definitely something I'm holding onto.
as a Jew, i'm definitely working this into my everyday conversations from now on
I mean he was Jewish after all 😂
The real name of Jesus was pronounced: "yeshua". (I'm a jew)
Yeshua in hebrew means: savior
Jesus’ translated is Josh
If I had a nickel for every time a CK3 RUclipsr I follow did a video on Bene-Israel this week, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I read this in the voice ngl
I’m glad I’m not the only one that A: noticed that and B: made the same exact joke in my head!!!
call me a conspiracy theorist but I reckon it's because of Laith's short about bene Israel a while ago. It prompted me to form it myself and now everyone's doing it hahah
Who was the other RUclipsr? Was it Laith?
Twice schemed!
honestly, the child crush part warmed my heart, Please do this more!
Edit: OH MY GOD YOUR BESTFRIEND AND SOULMATE MAKING A PARTY AND OFFERING YOU ABATTLAXE IT'S SOCUTESADSFAFSGDFD
edit: they didn't die, the breaking bad just finally made them both immortal
Koifish, You need to start translating "Hæstinn" to all the Indian languages, because he might show up there pretty soon.
He probably already is there, waiting in the shadows
Already did
Next challenge: form bene Israel as haesteinn of montaigu
unironically ez.
I love that Paradox actually made the descriptor for a 69 stat as nice
Caught me off guard lol
wait really I thought that was just editing lol
@@hazelarson6970 that is real.
68 Excellent
69 Nice
70 Excellent
It is very funny to me that both you and Snap Strategy did the exact same challenge this week too 😂. All the CK3 RUclipsrs just woke up and decided to do a Jewish game in India.
23:20 Did Koifish just discover Apocrypha, as in Hermaus Mora's plain of Oblivion
Same word origin, but different actual meaning. Apocrypha means a Christian writing that is accepted by some but rejected by others, or more broadly a writing of unknown or disputed origin
🤓
Woo, the Star of Dravid!
As a South Indian, thank you very much for the joke lol
Explanation for those who didn't get it: South India is locally referred to as the "Dravid" region. In fact the entire peninsula is called the Dravidian peninsula
High tier!
The way Koifish sings out every word that has more than 8 syllables is *chef's kiss*.
Thank you koifish for giving me something to watch while I’m at school
Not been watching long but I have to commend you sir - every play through I’ve watched you’ve found something positive to say about the culture you’re playing it’s good to see someone who’s not so narrow minded they can appreciate the whole world
Love how at around the 15 min mark, I noticed Stronghold Crusader Music playing in the background
I knew I recognized that flute/wind instrument! Such a great game too. I need to download it again
@deblackmon3 lmao same! It was my first PC game when I was 7 and I'm pretty sure it's the only one I played for years
ഞാൻ നിങ്ങൾ ആരംഭിച്ച സ്ഥലത്ത് നിന്നാണ്
Nice! Koifish has Mallu Viewers!
@@MegaGun2000 Hahaha, "Nattil Evideya" XD
The was the most wholesome life I have seen in CK3
Your my favourite youtuber over every genre I watch, funny man❤
Fun fact:
Due to the juggling skills of the people of Malabar
The Spanish word for juggling is "Malabares" or "Malabarismo".
(That's right, I learned it just now after researching why what I do with oranges and that Indian faith are called the same).
Malabar is a corruption of the name of the region which is Malainadu or Hill country while the bar endonym means Nadu in Persian...
So Malabar is actually an endonym just like Germany or Wales or Greece.. I. E name given by Foreigners.
Me sees video picture: JEWS!
(I actually said that)
At 14:45 don't turn on the subtitles 🤣
13:03 The Stronghold Crusader soundtrack just bangs so hard.
Koifish is the Lord and saviour
I tried to do this a month ago but I
A) didn’t see the holy sight in northeast India so used a ton of gold to conquer Jerusalem and
B) never found out about the culture culture requirement so I made a custom kingdom and ignored the save
Time to retry!
That was amazing. loved that twist ending :D
This was one of your best videos i've seen!
By choosing anyone in India to form Bene-Israel, Koifish has started an ethnic conflict.
He probably should've made a custom character. But even then, that custom character would take the mantle and domain of a real one, perhaps also starting an ethnic conflict.
Not really, I'm from where the dude koi fish murdered ruled and I'm totally chill with him choosing the Malayali ruler lol
@@MegaGun2000 Which murder? XD
Just wait until he did it as haesteinn of montaigu
@@Zedvais As a Real life Cochin Jew I would like to call Jarl Haestinn as one of our old rulers
მაგარი ვიდეოა ძმა.
so ein schönes video :D
Poggers. As your only Indian viewer,this makes me happy.
Eyy another Indian? I have to which language Do you speak?
There are dozens of us!
So this is the first video of yours that I am watching, I have to say, I subscribed almost straight away, I like you mate! Thank you!
14:45
Those subtitles... .
I enjoy the subtle stronghold crusader music in the background. Not enough gold muh lord!
“curry flavored jewish people” -Koifish
As a cannibal, this makes me happy. Now if I want that, I only need to eat one person instead of two!
Truly wholesome playthrough, I hope this means koifish is going family friendly!!
But, it doesnt seem right, if koifish isnt needlessly committing genocide.
You know Koifish, you get better physicians just picking out your most learned Courtier and appointing them as you’re doctor for like 10 gold
While some of them are silly, I think we can all agree that Koifish thumbnails actually show off the CK3 face tech in maybe the best light it's ever been seen. An odd complement, but I'm serious.
Crazy how Snap Strategy just did this pretty recently
The last time I watched something this good, I was in a community call center scamming 80-year-olds about their antivirus software rebates from Microsoft. If you do not return my money, I will call the police to have you PUT. Behind. The. Bars sir.
I completely lost it with the “ stop it how can you slap” 😂
I laughed so much this episode lmao, Shalom from a Jewish viewer koifish😂
1:31நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது முரண்பாடான மெகா பிரச்சாரம் செய்வீர்களா?
yes
so Koifish is big into norse stuff and able to speak all language...he's Wulfrik the Wanderer 🤣
Also he loves screming and giant four legged animals... Checkmate
5:25 That was a surprisingly good pronunciation of Raja Varakunavarman. Less exaggerated and you would have actually nailed it lmaoo
21:50 elixir so good it made my wife be in 8th month of pregnancy, even though I just recently came back from a 12 year war! Can't recommend enough, my bloodline is safed 🥰
'Sedism'
Ok Koifish, do a campaign where you reform that faith.
"What in the name of Jewish Jesus"
You mean... just the regular Jesus?
Yehushoa was his real name /:
In hebrew he is named Yeshu.
Which more or less translates to "god sent a saviour".
Tho... Yehoshoua was already a name before he was born, Yehoshoua ben nun for example.
But yes, he was indeed a Jew, and fun fact, the bible said he has a funny accent.
HOW CAN YOU SLAP!? I totally forgot about that video, you sent me down an internet rabbit-hole again...
זענען די קאָשער רעסטעראַנץ?
"Im your dad, and the pOpe" really got me for some reason
9:18 "I now speak the Kannada Language... Soory. Poutine."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Mystical Comyunyun, you can get Deviant, Witch or Cannibal if you opt in for the risky treatment, when you become ill!
PS: Love the way Indian Armour looks in this game, its so anime!
I love the stronghold crusader music hahaha
Please continue this!!
What a wholesome video.
He was looking for biological immortallity and got viagra.
Thats gods way to tell him that he is already immortal as savior of india.
He will not die but just fuse with the land.
The skooma pipe caught me good lol
Give this man a raise
You can spell the grandfathers name as E-ra-ka-shae-ka-ra
Futhrilo Mashkarthapil ? Ga thrai paritopa tcha.
Very cool video Koifish!
Nasiba's skull with the icon of a femur 😂 34:43
* men literally want one thing and it's disgusting *
That one thing: Declaration of Love - you've married your crush
and be together for over 50 year and have a big family
This channel is new to me but you sound like a Swede with Indian parents who's lived in Norway the past 5 years (and are over 30 years old)
Only this combo fits the Swedenglish you speak LOL
I waited for his videos for 10 000 YEARS!!!
Koifish video it's serotonin time baby
I just learned a new word: carpet siege
"West Coast representing. Hanukkah on flick." 😂💀
well shit, i didnt even know the cochin jews existed, you learn something new everyday
Wondering if we'll get a like "Myths" kind of pack and get the immortal style stuff from ck2
Translate this to Marwari
Koifish is the greatest CK3 Player since Papa Paradox Himself
আপনার উত্তরের জন্য অপেক্ষা করছি
I'm from Cochin. Pretty accurate stuff.
No no
It's "Kokhin" now xD
Koifish is so endearing hoho
Could you do a campaign centred upon the island of Malta and the Knights Templar?
This is pretty entertaining.
"What in the name of Jewish Jesus?!"
Every Jew in the audience: ....
In India, it was considered very disruptive, antisocial and dangerous to fall in love before marriage and put it above other concerns in marriage. You find a wife, then you fall in love. Which only makes it sweeter, who doesn't love a good forbidden romance.
Cringe
Vad för språk pratar jag nu
The art of war
But if you are serious though it’s Swedish
எப்போதும் உன்னை கை விட மாட்டேன் உங்களை ஒருபோதும் வீழ்த்த மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் ஓடிவந்து உன்னை விட்டு வெளியேற மாட்டேன் உன்னை ஒருபோதும் அழ வைக்க மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் விடைபெற மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் பொய் சொல்லி உங்களை காயப்படுத்த மாட்டேன்
Why
Aight Koi I'm gonna need you to say its harvesting season in Tai Ahom
Is this Stronghold Music in the background, Koifish? :D 😀
This guys does one of the funniest voiceovers ever. ;-)
22:16 I think that would be Kashmir.
What a great video :D
That was an insane achievement. Love it.
Do I hear in the background stronghold crusaders music? OG
He restores Israel but before he can celebrate, his wife dies. What a drama.
captain mahinda sounds iconic
In this timeline you have Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and you have Ramakuto who came out of the Jungles on the Back of an Elephant instead of Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and Muhamed who came out of the deserts with an army at his back.
Please translate: "I'm naive and I love Denmark" into Konkani.
Thanks
This is absolute madness
Kosher Curry intensifies.
I would've ended the video taking the holy site Sinai from Egypt
You're such a wonderful goofball :D
13:00 / 15:15 another Crusader game has intruded
Were is baahubali kingdom in ck3
A little bit angry that the only reason people seem to play India are for inserting Jews and Vikings,but oh well it is ck3
He found gis missing father figure.
Hey dude, where did you get that crown image for your thumbnail?