I Formed the RAREST and most SECRET Kingdom In Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @kurokamiotaku
    @kurokamiotaku Год назад +1438

    ngl i cant believe he didnt do this as Haestein

    • @Oleandra-13
      @Oleandra-13 Год назад +110

      He's currently in recovery from his addiction...give kudos!

    • @arpuarpuarpu
      @arpuarpuarpu Год назад +23

      Hasteinson

    • @mikexstad1121
      @mikexstad1121 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkcody1704
      @darkcody1704 Год назад +2

      It is possible tho

    • @bittersine2356
      @bittersine2356 Год назад +4

      ​@@Oleandra-13I'm afraid to tell you but he relapsed 😢

  • @Middovah
    @Middovah Год назад +237

    The editor was so sick and tired of koifish he cut the outro halfway ong 💀💀💀

    • @MegaGun2000
      @MegaGun2000 Год назад +23

      The fact that this was hearted within 50 minutes shows that it's probably correct lol

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom Год назад +10

      A-aren’t you the editor?

    • @Middovah
      @Middovah Год назад +33

      @@1ManRandom he keeps me in the garden shed please send help

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse Год назад

      T*rkroach 🤢

  • @feli-the-sunfairy
    @feli-the-sunfairy Год назад +615

    If I would have a penny for everytime a Swede jokingly said that he speaks every language, I would have two pennies.

    • @allliquid6320
      @allliquid6320 Год назад +81

      That's not alot of pennies but it's wierd it happend twice

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 Год назад +11

      @@allliquid6320 hey, i got that reference

  • @trash2774
    @trash2774 Год назад +286

    “Curry flavoured Jewish people” 😂😂😂

  • @1Starrfall
    @1Starrfall Год назад +377

    "What in the name of Jewish Jesus" is definitely something I'm holding onto.

    • @fools4jules
      @fools4jules Год назад +29

      as a Jew, i'm definitely working this into my everyday conversations from now on

    • @lordkroak6670
      @lordkroak6670 Год назад +14

      I mean he was Jewish after all 😂

    • @segevlavi905
      @segevlavi905 7 месяцев назад +1

      The real name of Jesus was pronounced: "yeshua". (I'm a jew)

    • @segevlavi905
      @segevlavi905 7 месяцев назад

      Yeshua in hebrew means: savior

    • @a.cunningham4974
      @a.cunningham4974 Месяц назад

      Jesus’ translated is Josh

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Год назад +282

    If I had a nickel for every time a CK3 RUclipsr I follow did a video on Bene-Israel this week, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @MinecraftRealm713
      @MinecraftRealm713 Год назад +6

      I read this in the voice ngl

    • @Piercen_Buckley
      @Piercen_Buckley Год назад +4

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that A: noticed that and B: made the same exact joke in my head!!!

    • @LDiaBlo96
      @LDiaBlo96 Год назад +13

      call me a conspiracy theorist but I reckon it's because of Laith's short about bene Israel a while ago. It prompted me to form it myself and now everyone's doing it hahah

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Год назад

      Who was the other RUclipsr? Was it Laith?

    • @UmbrellaSound
      @UmbrellaSound Год назад +2

      Twice schemed!

  • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
    @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Год назад +118

    honestly, the child crush part warmed my heart, Please do this more!
    Edit: OH MY GOD YOUR BESTFRIEND AND SOULMATE MAKING A PARTY AND OFFERING YOU ABATTLAXE IT'S SOCUTESADSFAFSGDFD
    edit: they didn't die, the breaking bad just finally made them both immortal

  • @thommy_optmax
    @thommy_optmax Год назад +395

    Koifish, You need to start translating "Hæstinn" to all the Indian languages, because he might show up there pretty soon.

  • @donpollo3154
    @donpollo3154 Год назад +80

    Next challenge: form bene Israel as haesteinn of montaigu

  • @undeadgamer8812
    @undeadgamer8812 Год назад +144

    I love that Paradox actually made the descriptor for a 69 stat as nice

    • @lebendystraw3683
      @lebendystraw3683 Год назад +16

      Caught me off guard lol

    • @hazelarson6970
      @hazelarson6970 Год назад +7

      wait really I thought that was just editing lol

    • @subhamanand5416
      @subhamanand5416 Год назад +23

      @@hazelarson6970 that is real.
      68 Excellent
      69 Nice
      70 Excellent

  • @Logan0503
    @Logan0503 Год назад +65

    It is very funny to me that both you and Snap Strategy did the exact same challenge this week too 😂. All the CK3 RUclipsrs just woke up and decided to do a Jewish game in India.

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman Год назад +59

    23:20 Did Koifish just discover Apocrypha, as in Hermaus Mora's plain of Oblivion

    • @ryangrubbs6813
      @ryangrubbs6813 Год назад +24

      Same word origin, but different actual meaning. Apocrypha means a Christian writing that is accepted by some but rejected by others, or more broadly a writing of unknown or disputed origin

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets Год назад +1

      🤓

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 Год назад +23

    Woo, the Star of Dravid!

    • @MegaGun2000
      @MegaGun2000 Год назад +5

      As a South Indian, thank you very much for the joke lol

    • @LordAryu
      @LordAryu Год назад +4

      Explanation for those who didn't get it: South India is locally referred to as the "Dravid" region. In fact the entire peninsula is called the Dravidian peninsula

    • @lebendystraw3683
      @lebendystraw3683 Год назад +2

      High tier!

  • @madddd1
    @madddd1 Год назад +8

    The way Koifish sings out every word that has more than 8 syllables is *chef's kiss*.

  • @DummPuppet
    @DummPuppet Год назад +17

    Thank you koifish for giving me something to watch while I’m at school

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 Год назад +9

    Not been watching long but I have to commend you sir - every play through I’ve watched you’ve found something positive to say about the culture you’re playing it’s good to see someone who’s not so narrow minded they can appreciate the whole world

  • @rinderkaiserchan1459
    @rinderkaiserchan1459 Год назад +3

    Love how at around the 15 min mark, I noticed Stronghold Crusader Music playing in the background

    • @deblackmon3
      @deblackmon3 Год назад +1

      I knew I recognized that flute/wind instrument! Such a great game too. I need to download it again

    • @rinderkaiserchan1459
      @rinderkaiserchan1459 Год назад

      @deblackmon3 lmao same! It was my first PC game when I was 7 and I'm pretty sure it's the only one I played for years

  • @yourfellowhumanbeing2323
    @yourfellowhumanbeing2323 Год назад +13

    ഞാൻ നിങ്ങൾ ആരംഭിച്ച സ്ഥലത്ത് നിന്നാണ്

  • @thattubechannel
    @thattubechannel Год назад +2

    The was the most wholesome life I have seen in CK3

  • @robertjohnstone3244
    @robertjohnstone3244 9 дней назад

    Your my favourite youtuber over every genre I watch, funny man❤

  • @ericko5232
    @ericko5232 Год назад +7

    Fun fact:
    Due to the juggling skills of the people of Malabar
    The Spanish word for juggling is "Malabares" or "Malabarismo".
    (That's right, I learned it just now after researching why what I do with oranges and that Indian faith are called the same).

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад

      Malabar is a corruption of the name of the region which is Malainadu or Hill country while the bar endonym means Nadu in Persian...
      So Malabar is actually an endonym just like Germany or Wales or Greece.. I. E name given by Foreigners.

  • @NolanDraconis
    @NolanDraconis Год назад +6

    Me sees video picture: JEWS!
    (I actually said that)

  • @rolhy44
    @rolhy44 Год назад +7

    At 14:45 don't turn on the subtitles 🤣

  • @FizzLeeague
    @FizzLeeague Год назад

    13:03 The Stronghold Crusader soundtrack just bangs so hard.

  • @Sam-qe2eo
    @Sam-qe2eo Год назад +10

    Koifish is the Lord and saviour

  • @luccondevaux4197
    @luccondevaux4197 Год назад +5

    I tried to do this a month ago but I
    A) didn’t see the holy sight in northeast India so used a ton of gold to conquer Jerusalem and
    B) never found out about the culture culture requirement so I made a custom kingdom and ignored the save
    Time to retry!

  • @darthfishis
    @darthfishis Год назад +2

    That was amazing. loved that twist ending :D

  • @martins3993
    @martins3993 Год назад

    This was one of your best videos i've seen!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +9

    By choosing anyone in India to form Bene-Israel, Koifish has started an ethnic conflict.
    He probably should've made a custom character. But even then, that custom character would take the mantle and domain of a real one, perhaps also starting an ethnic conflict.

    • @MegaGun2000
      @MegaGun2000 Год назад +2

      Not really, I'm from where the dude koi fish murdered ruled and I'm totally chill with him choosing the Malayali ruler lol

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад +2

      @@MegaGun2000 Which murder? XD

    • @Zedvais
      @Zedvais Год назад

      Just wait until he did it as haesteinn of montaigu

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад

      ​@@Zedvais As a Real life Cochin Jew I would like to call Jarl Haestinn as one of our old rulers

  • @latveria3817
    @latveria3817 Год назад +4

    მაგარი ვიდეოა ძმა.

  • @MrLeim1
    @MrLeim1 Год назад +4

    so ein schönes video :D

  • @vidur9994
    @vidur9994 Год назад +4

    Poggers. As your only Indian viewer,this makes me happy.

  • @Ciech_mate
    @Ciech_mate Год назад

    So this is the first video of yours that I am watching, I have to say, I subscribed almost straight away, I like you mate! Thank you!

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 Год назад +1

    14:45
    Those subtitles... .

  • @Pariatech
    @Pariatech Год назад

    I enjoy the subtle stronghold crusader music in the background. Not enough gold muh lord!

  • @ryanr5017
    @ryanr5017 Год назад +9

    “curry flavored jewish people” -Koifish

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 Год назад

      As a cannibal, this makes me happy. Now if I want that, I only need to eat one person instead of two!

  • @alexgallant5830
    @alexgallant5830 Год назад +5

    Truly wholesome playthrough, I hope this means koifish is going family friendly!!

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 Год назад +1

      But, it doesnt seem right, if koifish isnt needlessly committing genocide.

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm Год назад +9

    You know Koifish, you get better physicians just picking out your most learned Courtier and appointing them as you’re doctor for like 10 gold

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Год назад +1

    While some of them are silly, I think we can all agree that Koifish thumbnails actually show off the CK3 face tech in maybe the best light it's ever been seen. An odd complement, but I'm serious.

  • @Oofmonster
    @Oofmonster Год назад +1

    Crazy how Snap Strategy just did this pretty recently

  • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
    @ItIsYouAreNotYour Год назад

    The last time I watched something this good, I was in a community call center scamming 80-year-olds about their antivirus software rebates from Microsoft. If you do not return my money, I will call the police to have you PUT. Behind. The. Bars sir.

  • @coreyteasley4631
    @coreyteasley4631 Год назад +4

    I completely lost it with the “ stop it how can you slap” 😂

  • @mr.k1946
    @mr.k1946 Год назад +1

    I laughed so much this episode lmao, Shalom from a Jewish viewer koifish😂

  • @bosniencommie1202
    @bosniencommie1202 Год назад +17

    1:31நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது முரண்பாடான மெகா பிரச்சாரம் செய்வீர்களா?

  • @victorhino26
    @victorhino26 Год назад +8

    so Koifish is big into norse stuff and able to speak all language...he's Wulfrik the Wanderer 🤣

    • @craig3077
      @craig3077 Год назад

      Also he loves screming and giant four legged animals... Checkmate

  • @keshav3479
    @keshav3479 Год назад

    5:25 That was a surprisingly good pronunciation of Raja Varakunavarman. Less exaggerated and you would have actually nailed it lmaoo

  • @modddy0025
    @modddy0025 Год назад

    21:50 elixir so good it made my wife be in 8th month of pregnancy, even though I just recently came back from a 12 year war! Can't recommend enough, my bloodline is safed 🥰

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising Год назад

    'Sedism'
    Ok Koifish, do a campaign where you reform that faith.

  • @TheAtlarchy
    @TheAtlarchy Год назад +3

    "What in the name of Jewish Jesus"
    You mean... just the regular Jesus?

    • @PhilipLaSnail
      @PhilipLaSnail 18 дней назад

      Yehushoa was his real name /:
      In hebrew he is named Yeshu.
      Which more or less translates to "god sent a saviour".
      Tho... Yehoshoua was already a name before he was born, Yehoshoua ben nun for example.
      But yes, he was indeed a Jew, and fun fact, the bible said he has a funny accent.

  • @AlexanderArts
    @AlexanderArts Год назад

    HOW CAN YOU SLAP!? I totally forgot about that video, you sent me down an internet rabbit-hole again...

  • @grothart2303
    @grothart2303 Год назад +2

    זענען די קאָשער רעסטעראַנץ?

  • @LordOfTheMelons1
    @LordOfTheMelons1 Год назад

    "Im your dad, and the pOpe" really got me for some reason

  • @HowDareYouSpeakToMe
    @HowDareYouSpeakToMe 2 месяца назад

    9:18 "I now speak the Kannada Language... Soory. Poutine."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vovasyhin7219
    @vovasyhin7219 5 месяцев назад

    Love Mystical Comyunyun, you can get Deviant, Witch or Cannibal if you opt in for the risky treatment, when you become ill!
    PS: Love the way Indian Armour looks in this game, its so anime!

  • @alexxxjk7809
    @alexxxjk7809 Год назад

    I love the stronghold crusader music hahaha

  • @awesomepork101
    @awesomepork101 Год назад +1

    Please continue this!!

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 Год назад +6

    What a wholesome video.
    He was looking for biological immortallity and got viagra.
    Thats gods way to tell him that he is already immortal as savior of india.
    He will not die but just fuse with the land.

  • @eliascorrea8573
    @eliascorrea8573 Год назад

    The skooma pipe caught me good lol
    Give this man a raise

  • @yourfellowhumanbeing2323
    @yourfellowhumanbeing2323 Год назад +3

    You can spell the grandfathers name as E-ra-ka-shae-ka-ra

  • @yalalapluif4066
    @yalalapluif4066 Год назад +1

    Futhrilo Mashkarthapil ? Ga thrai paritopa tcha.

  • @nathanhaywood273
    @nathanhaywood273 Год назад

    Very cool video Koifish!

  • @Roche_sanderson
    @Roche_sanderson Год назад

    Nasiba's skull with the icon of a femur 😂 34:43

  • @revol_000
    @revol_000 Год назад +3

    * men literally want one thing and it's disgusting *
    That one thing: Declaration of Love - you've married your crush

    • @kohlicoide2258
      @kohlicoide2258 Год назад

      and be together for over 50 year and have a big family

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Год назад

    This channel is new to me but you sound like a Swede with Indian parents who's lived in Norway the past 5 years (and are over 30 years old)
    Only this combo fits the Swedenglish you speak LOL

  • @masters-senpai7657
    @masters-senpai7657 Год назад

    I waited for his videos for 10 000 YEARS!!!

  • @johnturner9546
    @johnturner9546 Год назад

    Koifish video it's serotonin time baby

  • @jito7377
    @jito7377 Год назад

    I just learned a new word: carpet siege

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 Год назад

    "West Coast representing. Hanukkah on flick." 😂💀

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 Год назад

    well shit, i didnt even know the cochin jews existed, you learn something new everyday

  • @HuntedHydraGaming
    @HuntedHydraGaming Год назад +1

    Wondering if we'll get a like "Myths" kind of pack and get the immortal style stuff from ck2

  • @TheStorytellersTimeMachine
    @TheStorytellersTimeMachine Год назад +1

    Translate this to Marwari
    Koifish is the greatest CK3 Player since Papa Paradox Himself

  • @VadimKim-n6b
    @VadimKim-n6b Год назад +2

    আপনার উত্তরের জন্য অপেক্ষা করছি

  • @JosephRoy3
    @JosephRoy3 Год назад +1

    I'm from Cochin. Pretty accurate stuff.

    • @krityaan
      @krityaan Год назад

      No no
      It's "Kokhin" now xD

  • @Eldagusto
    @Eldagusto Год назад

    Koifish is so endearing hoho

  • @andytyrrell5153
    @andytyrrell5153 Год назад +1

    Could you do a campaign centred upon the island of Malta and the Knights Templar?

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon Год назад

    This is pretty entertaining.

  • @12Prophet
    @12Prophet Год назад +1

    "What in the name of Jewish Jesus?!"
    Every Jew in the audience: ....

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 Год назад +2

    In India, it was considered very disruptive, antisocial and dangerous to fall in love before marriage and put it above other concerns in marriage. You find a wife, then you fall in love. Which only makes it sweeter, who doesn't love a good forbidden romance.

  • @Vojakalla
    @Vojakalla Год назад +1

    Vad för språk pratar jag nu

  • @johannes2319
    @johannes2319 Год назад +1

    எப்போதும் உன்னை கை விட மாட்டேன் உங்களை ஒருபோதும் வீழ்த்த மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் ஓடிவந்து உன்னை விட்டு வெளியேற மாட்டேன் உன்னை ஒருபோதும் அழ வைக்க மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் விடைபெற மாட்டேன் ஒருபோதும் பொய் சொல்லி உங்களை காயப்படுத்த மாட்டேன்

  • @Shlamerman
    @Shlamerman Год назад

    Aight Koi I'm gonna need you to say its harvesting season in Tai Ahom

  • @alexandermeier6086
    @alexandermeier6086 Год назад

    Is this Stronghold Music in the background, Koifish? :D 😀

  • @jeremyflowers8908
    @jeremyflowers8908 Год назад

    This guys does one of the funniest voiceovers ever. ;-)

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад

    22:16 I think that would be Kashmir.

  • @TheStermor
    @TheStermor Год назад

    What a great video :D

  • @LordEsel88
    @LordEsel88 Год назад

    That was an insane achievement. Love it.

  • @ketamorf
    @ketamorf Год назад

    Do I hear in the background stronghold crusaders music? OG

  • @benisboop
    @benisboop Год назад +1

    He restores Israel but before he can celebrate, his wife dies. What a drama.

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 Год назад

    captain mahinda sounds iconic

  • @shadowofhawk55
    @shadowofhawk55 Год назад

    In this timeline you have Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and you have Ramakuto who came out of the Jungles on the Back of an Elephant instead of Jesus who was nailed on the Cross and Muhamed who came out of the deserts with an army at his back.

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o Год назад +1

    Please translate: "I'm naive and I love Denmark" into Konkani.
    Thanks

  • @iltizioerrante7239
    @iltizioerrante7239 Год назад

    This is absolute madness

  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck Год назад +3

    Kosher Curry intensifies.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 9 месяцев назад

    I would've ended the video taking the holy site Sinai from Egypt

  • @bartdebruijn4599
    @bartdebruijn4599 Год назад

    You're such a wonderful goofball :D

  • @j.ackermann9110
    @j.ackermann9110 Год назад

    13:00 / 15:15 another Crusader game has intruded

  • @mikemcghin5394
    @mikemcghin5394 Год назад +1

    Were is baahubali kingdom in ck3

  • @sounakchatterjer4158
    @sounakchatterjer4158 Год назад +1

    A little bit angry that the only reason people seem to play India are for inserting Jews and Vikings,but oh well it is ck3

  • @utenten12
    @utenten12 Год назад

    He found gis missing father figure.

  • @g.c.4824
    @g.c.4824 Год назад

    Hey dude, where did you get that crown image for your thumbnail?