I Became the BEST FATHER in all of Crusader Kings 3 (And In Real Life)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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How I Became the BEST FATHER in all of Crusader Kings 3? Simple! I just had to become a father in real life as well!
In this video, Koifish will play as the best father AND the best Crusader Kings 3 character, Jarl Haesteinn! My goal today is to not just play as a ruler and completely ignore my family, but instead to fully focus all on makin sure my heir, sons and daughters have a good life full of gifts, friendships and learning!
We will be using the super broken Family lifestyle, to gain a lot of overpowered bonuses towards creating, ruling and managing a big dynasty and massive house!
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia!
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And no, this is not a joke. I have actually gone and become a father of my very own baby Koifish! Now I get even less sleep than I did before! :D
But thanks to my amazing CHAD editors, I will still be able to keep providing you with more and more Koifish content! VERY COOL!
do you prefer dadfish or koidad 🤔🤔
Nah
Also congrats
Ck 3 Achievement unlocked the coolest dad on this side of the baltic
I've known Koifish for longer than some kid and yet the kid is one that gets all his attention smh
He doesn't even have more subscribers than you smh
This kid is gonna get an expensive carpet in the mail soon, please remain vigilant
Its because his son is destined to become Jarl Haesteinn of Montaigu 😂
@@evanator3521or just an ominous omen
He became a father as an excuse to play Haesteinn again
100,000,000 IQ gaming move
Correction: no excuse is needed to play Haesteinn.
We all know that already 😂
Be careful, Dadfish: if Laith and Simo get annoyed by MP sessions being delayed due to your fatherly duties, your kid might get sent a carpet for their birthday. I would advise getting rid of it.
But it's so plush and exotic.
@@TheSocialStreamers he's actually here
@@TheSocialStreamers and It WOULD look great in his room...
Getting rid of carpet or child? I mean either one works so...
Insider info: his child is incredibly adorable but has unfortunately negatively impacted our gaming sessions
Its either the child will have to learn to game fast so we can all game together, or I will challenge him to a personal duel
Congrats king ❤️
I will prepare the child for both gaming and any potential dueling! Thanks king ❤
@@Koifish martial education pogchamp
Just be careful if Simo sends you a plush carpet.
First Laith becomes sick, and now Koifish is a lucky father. Maybe you’ll become Prime Minister, Simo?
A duel you will lose.
Congratulations, Dadfish! 🙏
Congratulations Koifather, it's nice to see that the House of Koifish shall continue on into the future
Congrats Koifish. My first kids are turning one next week.
Congrats yourself my friend
First of all congratulations! But I'm wondering what the name of your child is... little Haesteinn ? :D
It’s either Haestein Ragnarrson or Ragnarrson Haestein.
"I will take into consideration their wants and needs..." every CK3 player: "their what?"
Congratulations!
I play Norse a lot and have as many kids as possible so I can just use the elective to pick the best one. In my current game, I made a hybrid culture with the Canary Islands to take mystical ancestors, so every new title I conquer, I grant to a family member for renown.
HE'S A FATHER???
Congratulations Koifish! Hopefully you'll find the right alliance to raise your family's renown and stewardship! 💪
Congratulations on starting the greatest adventure of a lifetime. But I have to ask, how many times did your wife say 'No' to Haesteinn as a name?
CONGRATULATIONS MY MAN!!! I'll have to try this challenge next month because THIS WILL BE ME AS WELL IN A MONTH :D My wife's 8 months pregnant with our first, a little girl.
Congrats!! Has the little one arrived yet?
@@timetravelingshark8811 she has indeed and is gorgeous. Thanks for asking!
@@zacharymartin212 Oh my gosh, congrats!! I wish many years of health and happiness to your new little family
Congrats man, I’ve been watching your videos for quite a while and you are one of the few people who make me laugh out loud while watching RUclips (especially the pdx multiplayer sessions with simo and Laith), as a friend of mine became a father last year I hope to be able to relate a bit, it seems like it’s both the hardest work and the biggest joy in the world, and I hope to be speaking for a lot of the community when I wish you and your family everything good and every bit of luck in this world, and promise we won’t complain about your upload schedule for atleast 18 years :D
Omg no way I became a dad yesterday too! Congrats KoiFish!
Congratulations!
Actually a w
Congrats, man!
@@s.2652 thank you!!!!
@@nicklpantis thanks!
congrats on your young Haesteinn!
Congratulations my Dude ! 🎉
I usually only grant this to Artem, but this one is for little Koichild
„BUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR !!!!!!“
A new little Koifish in the world
It is a boy.
His name is Haesteinn
He conquered Montaigu
He loves raiding
He is 18 days old but he has the whole of body trait
What a chad
Am I slightly scared for this child...yes. Will they have an amazing childhood...also yes. Congrats
im proud to hear that koifish is a father now, congratulations, man!
Petition for Koifish to name his real child Haestinn or Ragnar
Congrats Dadfish! I too took the family focus, i have 6 kids and 11 grandkids! They are your greatest crusade, to see them grow and prosper, good luck my dude!
Ärligt talat så låter du som en fantastisk far jag önskar dig mycke lycka Count haesting
Welcome to the club my son was born just over a month ago. Boy is it a small bit of a life changer. Best wishes sir.
Long time watcher, I'm so delighted that the House of Koi has a youngfish to carry on the legacy. I hope you all are as happy as you've made us all these years 🐟☺️
Congratulations! When you kid is two years old, be sure to set his Focus to Crusader Kings, and Educate Child yourself!
i will make blood sacrifices to the gods in honor of him
Congratulations dadfish!
A word of advice: don’t send your child to be educated by the creepy spymaster. The intrigue isn’t worth it.
Congratulations!
Just remember Denmark would pay you more for your children.
Forgetting you have some Italian king's mom is pretty sigma, making her a jester is gigabased.
Any idea for which education the little one's getting? Does he feel warlike?
Congratulations!
👶 I can just imagine him in the delivery room, yelling " A Koibaby! Let's Gooooooo!" Lol.😂
Damn Koi, i wish you all the best parenting!
Congrats fatherfish! Always remember, your first born is for inheritable traits, not an alliance 🎉🎉
I'm late on this, but congratulations on the new addition to the family! I hope your child gets all the best that life can offer.
EDIT- I never knew my father, so I chose George Carlin as my spiritual father, but he died, so you can be my new substitute. I want an island too, KoiDad!
I am a little disappointed that you didnt show the dinasty tree at the end. Anyway, great video, great advises, cool dog and my congratulations with you son!
false PDX player don't shag
Obviously babies come from storks.
I don't know you but I have a feeling you'll be a good father
This feels like a passive aggressive way to tell your wife you want more kids
Congratulations Koifish! Your son better be called Montaigu.
I was expecting this ever since you got married. But not THIS soon! Bloody CONGRATS Dadfish!
Congragagagatulations
14:14 "I'd say I'm a cunning linguist. Talking about 'cunning linguist'.... let's take another kingdom for ourselves."
So. much. wasted. opportunity.
Happy Fatherhood! Congratulations! Love to you and your family.
Did he name his irl child Ragnar?
Congratulations, Dadfish!
Might I say, the family thing actually prolonged him too, he’s 90! In the Medieval Times!
Congratulations on the baby! Did you name him/her after Haesteinn?
Congrats on baby Haesteinn
There is a very low chance Mrs Koifish let Koifish name Koifish Jr Haesteinn.
I wouldn't get your hopes up.
I’m so fucking happy for you u were my childhood you got me into mount and blade which I now have 900 hours on and yer gonnae be a great dad mate congrats 🎉🎉🎉
I thought you were like, 13 or something. Congratulations though, unless you're 13 or something.
😐....... Best father koifish 🤔...... First congratulations second "GOOD LUCK" you will need it trust me 👍
We all know the name of Koifish's kid is Haesteinn
Haesteinn Koifishson
Koifish is evolving....into KoiDad! Congrats man. From a fellow new dad 😆
NEED RECOMMENDATIONS ON A 200$ LAPTOP FOR WARBAND AND MUSIC PRODUCTION!!! I already own the game on steam but need a laptop again
Really enjoyed this video, you should try to make more RP videos like this.
Forget everything else…
Congratulations!!!
So happy for you!
Congratulations Koifish on becoming a father! And thank you for your amazing videos :)
dadfish got that en barn! very good
Jokes aside, I believe you will be a good parent and your child is lucky 🥰🙏
Son: dad why she calls Rose
Koifish: well your mother loves roses so she called your sister like that
Son: ah, that makes sense. Thanks dad
Koifish: You're welcome, Haesteinn
Congrats Koifish!
Sir Chaddius of the chad kingdom has finally left his mark on planet earth.
Hey koifather, get yourself a baby carrier and strap little Haesteinn to your chest when you're gaming. Cuddles while gaming are the best (I used to have my baby in my lap while on the console, now he sits beside me and wants to play himself) and in a few months Koibaby can face the monitor and learn to play. Teach them while they are young!
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Congratulations!
place your bets here!
will koifish disown his child if it does not share the same worship/undying love of haesteinn ?
jk, congrats on becoming a father :D
Congrats Dadfish! I wonder how your kid will look at this video in his teenage years, and i hope that it makes you smile. You deserve the happiness coming your way for all the joy you've given your audience.
When he was to play the announcement i actually have thought he was going to say:"this video was Sponsored by jarl Haesting."
Im always up for some wholesome dadfish viking content
Congratulations 🎊!
But watch your back when he grows into Successer Age...
29:01 "I will; rip your innards out and wear them as a tie" - must be the Viking in you, how else can you come up with that so quickly?
OMG congratulations KOI im very happy for you now the world will have a little jarl :D
I LOVE the original guy slapping people video. Your edit was so good I dont even care what happens the rest of the video. Love it
Consider: Are you being a good parent if you give your lesbian daughter a husband? Pretty sure she'd rather have a wife.
There was noc chocolate in europe at 867 AD ...
But thats ok, the beer had way less alcohol then today and was boiled, which made it more healthy then the water.
maybe if you weren't off conquering and raiding all the time your son wouldn't have killed that 'hare'.
Dadfish FTW!
Little Haesteinn Koifishson gonna be a heart breaker
Wait? You had your first child. AT THE SAME TIME AS I HAD MY FIRST!?
So many children = RIP your kingdom. It will shatter to pieces.
Congratulations I hope you named him hasting the best viking name 🤘🤘🤘🤘
18:05 you got stressed from giving the gift because like a good dad you worried too much about whether it was something your kid would actually like
I assume, regardless of whether your child was a boy or girl, you named them Hæsteinn?
Congrats to you and Mrs. Koifisch :)
Congratulations on becoming a father, man!
there ought to be a "spend time with child" activity. maybe there will be a similar option in wars and wardens
Gongratiulations! All hail heir to the throne Koifish koifishson koifishining!
Now we need a bannerlord vid with an army of children who bust the kneecaps of khan guards horses
"hej pappas grabb". I'm not crying, Haesteinn, you are!
Congratulation koifish
You now official become KoiFather
Haesteinn ignoring that half of his land is revolting while he fights for Jerusalem which is as big as Sardinia seems based
Imagine in a few years when this kid watches the video just to see a sponsorship for call of war
So if Koifish now starts making children, he will need a bigger fish tank.
Well hopefully you don't have anymore children to ruin succession
Congratulations on your newfound fatherhood!!
Let me guess, the baby is called Lilfish Koifishson