epic pillager jumpscare (minecraft 4)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 мар 2021
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  • @bettyravioli7334
    @bettyravioli7334 3 года назад +2985

    “We’re getting some pop off’s in the chat!”
    the entire chat: USE YOUR SWORD

  • @coatimundi69
    @coatimundi69 3 года назад +6022

    im obsessed with danny calling them "bad guys" instead of mobs

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 года назад +191

      I remember when Stampy called them “googlies”

    • @aliamavroforos981
      @aliamavroforos981 3 года назад +16

      @@chebic5095 k

    • @appa1154
      @appa1154 3 года назад +118

      my dad calls them "enemies" when we play together

    • @crazymonkey4175
      @crazymonkey4175 3 года назад +119

      @@aliamavroforos981 why do you feel the need to speak.

    • @ShengFink
      @ShengFink 3 года назад +14

      @@crazymonkey4175 k

  • @tormthekitchenstuff4824
    @tormthekitchenstuff4824 3 года назад +4054

    Danny experianced all 5 stages of grief when his horse died
    Denial : "do you think the horse is really dead?" 4:04
    Anger : gets angry at a bunny 4:11
    Bargaining : "maybe i can still get my stuff back" 4:16
    Depression : "there's the hole where i lost it all, my poor horse, " 5:07
    Acceptance : "i guess my horse, unfortunately is dead" 5:38

  • @SirChaosIsKing
    @SirChaosIsKing 3 года назад +1097

    The fact that most of his stuff and more importantly diamond pickaxe didn’t fall in the lava is honestly more luck than Ive had in my whole history of Minecraft

    • @neobell9511
      @neobell9511 2 года назад +25

      It offsets his horrible luck with mobs lol

  • @_Dawson_
    @_Dawson_ 3 года назад +5927

    The majority of this series is just Danny returning to where he died to retrieve his stuff.

    • @coleschroder8517
      @coleschroder8517 3 года назад +132

      And never bringing extra food with him when he does xD

    • @cadancummings7992
      @cadancummings7992 3 года назад +10

      So true

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 года назад +46

      @@coleschroder8517 And almost always at night

    • @K4ALE
      @K4ALE 3 года назад +45

      But sometimes he gets a little crazy and kills his horse

    • @tdeckert5440
      @tdeckert5440 3 года назад +24

      And him saying daddy

  • @angelaozz
    @angelaozz 3 года назад +2386

    i dunno why it makes me lose it everytime he’s like “oop- nicked my ankle”

  • @mariahmorales5616
    @mariahmorales5616 3 года назад +818

    Who else saw the “POG stands for people of Greg”

    • @angelamagdiel
      @angelamagdiel 3 года назад +6

      time stamp

    • @a_sheep68
      @a_sheep68 3 года назад +21

      @@angelamagdiel 15:04 it says,'POG PEOPLE OF GREG 💜💜💜' I can't see their name properly but I hope you can see it

    • @NoOne-bc6sq
      @NoOne-bc6sq 3 года назад +12

      @@a_sheep68 Their name is The_ rea1_dea1

  • @sourandsweet7694
    @sourandsweet7694 3 года назад +254

    The way he says "fUcK yOu BuNnY" and then immediately apologizes is honestly hilarious and wholesome at the same time

  • @Sayori393
    @Sayori393 3 года назад +5508

    (Horse Dies)
    Danny: I feel like this was a wildly successful stream

    • @s-w4530
      @s-w4530 3 года назад +60

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron 3 года назад +25

      Aw man spoiler 😂

    • @Sayori393
      @Sayori393 3 года назад +8

      @@daMEGatron oh sorry lol

    • @xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395
      @xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 3 года назад +33

      @@daMEGatron why would you read the comments of something before you’ve watched it ahaha

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron 3 года назад +8

      @@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 I couldn’t listen to it at the moment so I was just scrolling :/ mistake 😂

  • @CKing-en4el
    @CKing-en4el 3 года назад +6854

    people who don’t close their eyes when Danny goes to his secret spot -> 🤡

    • @OnlyLacial
      @OnlyLacial 3 года назад +43

      Exactly

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 года назад +238

      we recently got permission to look last stream 🥰

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 3 года назад +93

      most house fires happen to people who dont close their eyes when he goes in his secret spot...

    • @izzielol2765
      @izzielol2765 3 года назад +22

      @@mothma_am LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @K4ALE
      @K4ALE 3 года назад +46

      @@izzielol2765 he did! He said it yesterday on stream 🤏

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 3 года назад +96

    most minecraft youtubers: so i’m gonna update you guys on everything I did offscreen, I built this castle
    danny: I put another furnace here :]

  • @matrixodlum4969
    @matrixodlum4969 3 года назад +54

    “these guys are following me know its like they know i killed one of their friends” danny it is exactly like that because that is what it is

    • @juandaman1792
      @juandaman1792 3 года назад

      The face palms were strong with him😂

  • @isabellacobb6081
    @isabellacobb6081 3 года назад +2713

    danny’s horse: *dies*
    danny: oh no! anyways

    • @ona512
      @ona512 3 года назад +48

      he's got a healthy minecraft mindset fellow annus

    • @thighcrush3640
      @thighcrush3640 3 года назад +4

      I though of the Exact same thing

    • @deadlykitten3004
      @deadlykitten3004 3 года назад +4

      momento mori

    • @CheddarCheese1984
      @CheddarCheese1984 2 года назад +1

      @@ona512 why are you calling him a rectum?

    • @pepperflores3076
      @pepperflores3076 2 года назад +2

      @@CheddarCheese1984 the term annus is from a channel called unnas annus that was deleted months ago. From what I know of.

  • @estelleahhs3474
    @estelleahhs3474 3 года назад +3170

    That second farm looks like he's growing weed

  • @peabrain707
    @peabrain707 3 года назад +132

    *Little notes for Danny that I think he will find useful:*
    - If you jump while sprinting, you run faster
    - Jumping while attacking will give you a critical hit (you'll know if it's critical because particles will come off the mob you are interacting with)
    - Always keep a water bucket with you at all times because you never know when you might fall into a ravine or lava.
    - Another fast way to level up is to mine ores such as redstone! (I would also suggest mining quartz in the nether but... we don't like the nether)
    - Chat wanted you to put bookshelves around the enchantment table because it gives more enchantment options.
    - If you're ever in a forest and happen to come across a wolf, feed it bones until hearts show up. It becomes your pet and helps you fight against mobs!
    - Cats are naturally found in villages and you can tame them with raw fish. They don't attack the mobs you attack, like wolves do, but they scare creepers away!
    *A bit of info about the enchantments you have currently:*
    - Unbreaking --> Makes your tools more durable.
    - Efficiency --> Allows you to mine faster.
    - Feather falling --> Deals you less damage when falling from tall heights.
    If anyone would like to add anything, please do!

  • @majesticapplejuice5640
    @majesticapplejuice5640 3 года назад +27

    Never met a man who says "gotta be knowledgeable about this" and proceeds to hit a pillager with a pickaxe.

  • @splorgan5696
    @splorgan5696 3 года назад +4111

    Im amazed that Danny died, went back to get his stuff then immediately died, and still got his stuff back twice in this video alone

    • @cyanic3148
      @cyanic3148 3 года назад +147

      I thought the items went lava swimming
      lucky boi

    • @plpi42
      @plpi42 3 года назад +164

      Wait til his next one lmaoo I was there during the actual live and he died legit 47 times and still managed to have a full inventory at the end

    • @splorgan5696
      @splorgan5696 3 года назад +11

      @@plpi42 I can't wait 😩

    • @smcphee8499
      @smcphee8499 3 года назад +2

      Epic gamer move 😎

    • @ottotalkscomics
      @ottotalkscomics 3 года назад +5

      Last episode that happened like 50 times lol

  • @Mitreme
    @Mitreme 3 года назад +4051

    danny trying to use gamer slang is oddly very cute like
    “THIS IS A POG, IS IT NOT???”

    • @swagggghhhhhhh
      @swagggghhhhhhh 3 года назад +230

      “Gamer Slang” Idk why that sounds funny to me

    • @bombasticsideeye123
      @bombasticsideeye123 3 года назад +357

      HEHEHE FRFR "Im popping off am i? That was an epic moment wasn't it?"

    • @loukassakellarios4113
      @loukassakellarios4113 3 года назад +76

      He’s very pogU and he makes me widepeepohappy because of it

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 года назад +84

      protect him at all costs

    • @DuckQuac
      @DuckQuac 3 года назад +114

      He's confused, but he's got the spirit

  • @CookieKillers
    @CookieKillers 3 года назад +112

    I love how Danny use twitch terms but completely incorrectly
    “This is a POG, is it not?”

  • @nicolajansevanrensburg8114
    @nicolajansevanrensburg8114 3 года назад +43

    The way danny didn’t know what the bad omen was and then proceeded to discover milk really shows his ✨Main character✨ Side

  • @isha-
    @isha- 3 года назад +1056

    danny: *jumps into lava and burns horse to death*
    danny a minute later: do you think the horse is dead

  • @cadegoebel4777
    @cadegoebel4777 3 года назад +3304

    i love how genuinely happy he is whenever he figures something out. like when he made the obsidian. it’s so wholesome 😊 i love this series

    • @itsannapop
      @itsannapop 3 года назад +88

      love this series too! genuinely hoping he keeps seeing us encouraging more of this bc it's hella entertaining

    • @spencermelton3181
      @spencermelton3181 3 года назад +31

      I KNOW it reminds me of when I was little and I was just learning how to play minecraft

    • @Irlhai
      @Irlhai 3 года назад +17

      i gen thought that this series was gonna be boring and repetitive (like some...other mc youtubers) but its been really fun

    • @admantite
      @admantite 3 года назад +13

      I never cared about minecraft nor watched any other youtuber play it, but I made a twitch account just to catch dannys streams! He makes it all entertaining

    • @Irlhai
      @Irlhai 3 года назад +2

      @@admantite i somewhat care about mc but its not my favorite but watching danny play is so fun

  • @daphneee2966
    @daphneee2966 3 года назад +57

    Danny: that would be so disrespectful if I walked up to a cow and started assaulting it with it’s dead friends
    Also Danny: kills chicken with an egg

  • @headintheclouds7905
    @headintheclouds7905 3 года назад +20

    I love how obsessed the chat is everytime with a fart reveal 😭😭

  • @TheKingMuffin125
    @TheKingMuffin125 3 года назад +1413

    Why is it so funny to me when Danny kills a pillager and acts like he just beat the game

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 3 года назад +6

      Tbh you can’t really beat Minecraft, sure you can kill the enderdragon but the game still continues after that

    • @TheKingMuffin125
      @TheKingMuffin125 3 года назад +6

      @@chclt_thndr ok that’s true but I’m just saying after killing the ender dragon

    • @princess4509
      @princess4509 3 года назад +4

      @@chclt_thndr you can also kill the wither and defeat the water temple and find the creepy mansion

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 года назад +13

      @@chclt_thndr but the credits play after killing the dragon

    • @Shine28
      @Shine28 3 года назад +7

      @@chclt_thndr that’s every open world game...

  • @finnpayne-rinne1644
    @finnpayne-rinne1644 3 года назад +2264

    you know the vids gonna be good when it starts with “epic gamer moment”

  • @fractalaxiom7349
    @fractalaxiom7349 3 года назад +53

    danny’s Minecraft play through in a nutshell:
    “i don’t say epic a lot, but this is epic”

  • @Sally_has_youtube
    @Sally_has_youtube 3 года назад +102

    The fact that Danny didn’t know what he’d done when he killed the Pillager, but it didn’t matter because he drank milk. 💀
    He doesn’t even realize, that’s the best part. 😂

  • @user-bg7xp8of4p
    @user-bg7xp8of4p 3 года назад +1644

    Danny: burning time death in lava and ignoring his water bucket

    • @mrahc0
      @mrahc0 3 года назад +37

      that enraged me 😭

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +86

      @@mrahc0 it’s not enraging. He literally doesn’t know what he’s doing. And he panics so hard when he’s dying. He’s trying his best, and still comes out on top weirdly enough haha

    • @just__a__fan
      @just__a__fan 3 года назад +44

      In Danny’s defense I would have not thought of that when I land in some lava I would just try to get out

    • @ghiaccio1384
      @ghiaccio1384 3 года назад +1

      It's funny how dumb he is 🤣

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +14

      @@ghiaccio1384 dude he still has all his items DESPITE the fact he fell in lava, i think you're the big stupid here my guy

  • @Corn22
    @Corn22 3 года назад +893

    i can’t believe Daniel burned his horse alive

    • @dioora
      @dioora 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @haditmarquez4940
      @haditmarquez4940 3 года назад +18

      I can’t express why but that sentir made me so uncomfortable😂

    • @Corn22
      @Corn22 3 года назад +13

      @@haditmarquez4940 i was so saddened. and then he went directly into slaughtering chickens and cows and i was like 👀

    • @itonlygetsworsefromhere2272
      @itonlygetsworsefromhere2272 3 года назад +5

      bEtTeR mY hOrSe DiE tHaN mE

    • @mcemilyca
      @mcemilyca 3 года назад +1

      this out of context tho...

  • @heartsforhiraii
    @heartsforhiraii 3 года назад +14

    i love how he didn’t even know that you can make a map and was like “yes i am pro gamer and qualified to teach kurtis”

  • @kellyfromhr4970
    @kellyfromhr4970 3 года назад +30

    *Horse's bones dissolve in lava*
    Danny: Do you guys think there's a chance my horse is still alive?

  • @Batteries51
    @Batteries51 3 года назад +825

    "PEOPLE OF GOD, YES HE DID IT"
    "When I tell you to be hoed, be hoed"
    "It's going down, I'm killing chickens"
    "I killed a piss villager **hops up and down** epic gamer moment"

    • @grnstz
      @grnstz 3 года назад +1

      I may be very wrong but istg if your name is angel

    • @justin536
      @justin536 3 года назад

      Umm ok?

    • @Batteries51
      @Batteries51 3 года назад

      @@grnstz nope

    • @azariacordova2848
      @azariacordova2848 2 года назад +5

      "kahk-ee planks" for acacia wood is also solid lol

    • @isiagornik510
      @isiagornik510 2 года назад +4

      “Let’s go fish. Yeah bish”

  • @wawaatwendys711
    @wawaatwendys711 3 года назад +508

    Danny, name your horse daddy so anytime you ride him you can say "pony up daddy!"

  • @heywoodjablowme8583
    @heywoodjablowme8583 3 года назад +9

    "Dont tell the corpse of my *dead horse* but I kinda think these horses are cooler looking than the other one"

  • @milena5067
    @milena5067 3 года назад +59

    I love how he calls it "the comments" instead of the chat

  • @zoecaagoy4415
    @zoecaagoy4415 3 года назад +1974

    People keep saying Drew and Danny are the same person. But I’ve never seen Dream and Danny in the same room...

    • @n1c3gu7
      @n1c3gu7 3 года назад +165

      you might be on to something...

    • @madide3978
      @madide3978 3 года назад +31

      ö

    • @myaxmarie
      @myaxmarie 3 года назад +152

      Plus dream doesn’t show is face 🤔

    • @deeexwy
      @deeexwy 3 года назад +113

      All we know about Dream is that he's white so.... 🤔🤔

    • @fishixee
      @fishixee 3 года назад +102

      Dream and Danny apparently have a similar hair color too...

  • @annabellehulbert8662
    @annabellehulbert8662 3 года назад +292

    watching the chat freak out while he's so proud of himself is hilarious

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 3 года назад +8

    “Guys I know that chicken personally he was a bastard” 👁👄👁

  • @evie1919
    @evie1919 3 года назад +189

    please play with kurtis and drew that would be an epic gamer moment

  • @ryanl197
    @ryanl197 3 года назад +671

    the entire dream smp is quivering when they see this series

    • @potatonado2550
      @potatonado2550 3 года назад +26

      Imagine they add Danny lmao.
      *mad bad boy halo noises*

    • @tumadre88
      @tumadre88 3 года назад +11

      i read this as dream simps and im not upset abt it

    • @asleepyloser
      @asleepyloser 3 года назад +9

      @@potatonado2550 dream has worked with Danny before, wouldn't be surprised if he's whitelisted at least

    • @accio_hufflepuff3274
      @accio_hufflepuff3274 2 года назад +1

      @@potatonado2550 cause he swears??

    • @abbi_ee
      @abbi_ee 2 года назад +1

      @Kieffer The Gamer yes he is /j

  • @softhugs5382
    @softhugs5382 3 года назад +296

    Seeing him fall in the lava and not use his water bucket in his hotbar is my 13th reason

  • @pepybre
    @pepybre 3 года назад +23

    Watching Danny play with help from the chat reminds me of my 8 year trying to talk me through playing.

  • @straycat698
    @straycat698 3 года назад +7

    THE WAY HE CALLS ACACIA *COCK PLANKS* MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME

  • @madisnzz
    @madisnzz 3 года назад +335

    The shaders are so beautiful but the house looks like it’s made by a 7 year old

    • @bizzadams
      @bizzadams 3 года назад +13

      What shaders do you think he used?

    • @zeus-wp6oz
      @zeus-wp6oz 3 года назад +16

      Of all the people I’ve encountered with shera pfp, you, my friend, are the first ever to have Kyle

    • @thesalmonpoet1652
      @thesalmonpoet1652 3 года назад +5

      @@zeus-wp6oz omg she-ra gang 🥺

    • @zeus-wp6oz
      @zeus-wp6oz 3 года назад +4

      @@thesalmonpoet1652 best friend squad

    • @LuceSnooze
      @LuceSnooze 3 года назад +1

      @@bizzadams They look very similar to mine cant say for sure if its the same tho , i use KUDA Legacy ^^

  • @emeraine
    @emeraine 3 года назад +355

    "It's going down, I'm killing chickens" -danny 2021

    • @professionalcatboypegger
      @professionalcatboypegger 3 года назад +5

      Pls someone tell me why I sang that to Timber by Pitbull 😭🙏

    • @itsannapop
      @itsannapop 3 года назад +15

      @@professionalcatboypegger there's a good reason I'm sure .. 🤔

    • @Lauren-kj5hk
      @Lauren-kj5hk 3 года назад

      @@professionalcatboypegger bruh

  • @rekiiei2419
    @rekiiei2419 3 года назад +14

    2:39 "Better my horse die than me"
    Ah, the foreshadowing

  • @mayak834
    @mayak834 3 года назад +5

    “It’s going down. I’m killing chickens...”
    Joel? Is that you?

  • @Megumi011
    @Megumi011 3 года назад +192

    I now only want to be known as a nether baddie

    • @p-inkinthenight
      @p-inkinthenight 3 года назад +7

      ok, nether baddie

    • @Megumi011
      @Megumi011 3 года назад +5

      @@p-inkinthenight 😭🥺 ty greg

    • @eeecor136
      @eeecor136 3 года назад +2

      Ayyy nether baddie alert over here 🚨

  • @loreleifitterer9762
    @loreleifitterer9762 3 года назад +480

    "what if we kissed by the room window" -someone from the chat

    • @riverdaisy4215
      @riverdaisy4215 3 года назад +56

      and we were both girls 😳👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

    • @stankyratman5685
      @stankyratman5685 3 года назад +27

      @@riverdaisy4215 oh so everyone that watches danny is immensely gay i knew it 😩

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 года назад +23

      @@stankyratman5685 yeah im pretty sure everyone here is at least a lil gay

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 года назад +17

      No hetros allowed by the window🥰✨

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 3 года назад +12

      The only okay hetero is Drew/Danny

  • @griffinkildare8793
    @griffinkildare8793 3 года назад +6

    When Danny said “raw cod check” I thought he said “Rock hard check” in a British voice.

  • @godisdead6611
    @godisdead6611 3 года назад +7

    “Did I kill that bunny?” **chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp** “I feel like it just killed itself”

  • @lolomatic3534
    @lolomatic3534 3 года назад +351

    Bro when he died with a water bucket in his hotbar aghhhhhh

    • @shrom6753
      @shrom6753 3 года назад +20

      And your not gonna talk about how he ran into the lava in the first place? To his shaders even made it more obvious there was lava there lol

    • @sephryn6112
      @sephryn6112 3 года назад +9

      Or when he decided to punch a zombie with a sword in his hotbar

    • @shrom6753
      @shrom6753 3 года назад +3

      @@sephryn6112 lol he was taking down pillagers with his pick to

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад +2

      babe calm down lol

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +2

      Take a chill pill my guy

  • @sierraschmidt7549
    @sierraschmidt7549 3 года назад +102

    “Oh DADDY dude I think I just made some obsidian!”

    • @dinkygunky1582
      @dinkygunky1582 3 года назад +8

      I lost it man 😭 like what kind of a reaction is that LMAOOOO

  • @Ruby-kt8jy
    @Ruby-kt8jy 3 года назад +6

    I feel like the keep inventory command would be in his favor lol

  • @DojaDuxkEater
    @DojaDuxkEater 3 года назад +6

    Danny: why are you guys saying no?
    Me: yeah why- *sees that fucking curse shit*
    Me: oh no

  • @sarahviola3942
    @sarahviola3942 3 года назад +131

    my heart actually broke THE HORSE'S CRY :(

  • @authenticanickov
    @authenticanickov 3 года назад +60

    Ah! Danny, you've gotta warn us every time you go to the secret spot, I barely closed my eyes in time!

    • @erricwithanm
      @erricwithanm 3 года назад +6

      dont worry your allowed to look now

    • @miawmiawmiawmi
      @miawmiawmiawmi 26 дней назад

      @@erricwithanmauthenticanickov never responded because they were never able to open their eyes and read your comment……

  • @crystaldollhouse
    @crystaldollhouse 3 года назад +8

    The view off the side of your farm is terrifying

  • @itsjustrhon
    @itsjustrhon 3 года назад +4

    i love danny's streams so much. half the time i just watch his chat. they're like "don't do that!!" and danny's just ".... right so anyways let's go do that"

  • @moth.brained
    @moth.brained 3 года назад +99

    "I killed a piss villager!!"
    "Dude, that was a delicious slurpy treat"
    -Danny 2021

  • @huntersteine9855
    @huntersteine9855 3 года назад +105

    Danny don’t worry I killed the guy who saw your secret spot

    • @JonGearComics
      @JonGearComics 3 года назад +8

      LOL you fool. We were given permission to look at his secret spot, you murdered an innocent man

  • @isabellamaccaffrie6828
    @isabellamaccaffrie6828 3 года назад +8

    why does his house look like someone giving you the middle finger

  • @ashling5023
    @ashling5023 3 года назад +21

    Danny calling himself nether baddie is the energy I need for this quarentine

  • @GaryPwner
    @GaryPwner 3 года назад +279

    Is it weird that I like Danny's sense of humor more in these streams than his actual videos?
    It feels like I'm just chillin with my boys playing games instead of just watching a video

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +79

      I don’t know if I like it more, but I definitely like it just as much. It’s been great to see how funny he is spontaneously.

    • @solastacey127
      @solastacey127 3 года назад +14

      yes!! sometimes i feel like i’m growing out of his sense of humor on his main channel, but this series has made me laugh more than i can count

  • @louloubell4015
    @louloubell4015 3 года назад +54

    Him saying “howdy cowdy” made my day

  • @richie1316
    @richie1316 3 года назад +4

    “Aw, look at my empty horse pen... it looks so sad. Well anyways-“

  • @sophiehunt
    @sophiehunt 3 года назад +11

    I really don't think dannydanny realizes how lucky he is that he got literally anything back from his trip into the lava

  • @agentbobcat1866
    @agentbobcat1866 3 года назад +112

    If you name a banner “Home” it’ll show up on a locater map!

    • @romeokurtyka4954
      @romeokurtyka4954 3 года назад +15

      omg even I didn't know that !! thank u for this advice

  • @HarveyLenn
    @HarveyLenn 3 года назад +56

    Laughed so hard at "I killed a piss villager???"

  • @stag5783
    @stag5783 3 года назад +7

    ‘Let’s go fishing’
    Walks into the desert
    ‘Hm, not seeing any water here’

  • @madelynng.w.8333
    @madelynng.w.8333 3 года назад +2

    "I killed a piss vilager!! This is a poggg!!" I"M GONNA CRY I LOVE HIM

  • @thalia4542
    @thalia4542 3 года назад +66

    did i watch this live? yes. am i gonna watch it again? yes.

    • @Mia.S13
      @Mia.S13 3 года назад +1

      I wish! He streams exactly when I start going to school 😭😭

  • @torosmoon
    @torosmoon 3 года назад +136

    danny is actually very good at this game for a beginner but something is so wildly funny about him killing the cursed pillager while the chat flips out in the corner
    then immediately going "why are u saying no guys 🥺 i got him 😊💕" while the cursed icon hovers on the screen 15:03

    • @erricwithanm
      @erricwithanm 3 года назад +4

      you mean the pillager leader? and bad omen

    • @torosmoon
      @torosmoon 3 года назад +15

      @@erricwithanm i like your funny words, magic man

    • @erricwithanm
      @erricwithanm 3 года назад +3

      @@torosmoon thank you i trained hared

  • @MsKidCuddy
    @MsKidCuddy 3 года назад +5

    Watching Danny learn new gamer terms and then continuing to misuse them is making my world.

  • @austinfaust3374
    @austinfaust3374 3 года назад +5

    The way Danny perceives this game and its mechanics is so different from a normal person used to playing video games. He like takes turns hitting mobs whenever hes in combat.

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 3 года назад +235

    i’m really sick of seeing people calling him drew. kurtis worked really hard to build a name for himself and you all make it a joke

    • @annabellawolff7612
      @annabellawolff7612 3 года назад +1

      i saw u in sinjin drownings comments

    • @josieblue
      @josieblue 3 года назад +5

      @@annabellawolff7612 lmao yeah i use youtube a lot💀you got good taste in youtubers

    • @stankyratman5685
      @stankyratman5685 3 года назад +1

      @@josieblue i used to see your channel all the time and then i lost u but now here i are- is that u in ur pfp?

    • @josieblue
      @josieblue 3 года назад +2

      @@stankyratman5685 omg that’s so embarrassing i just be commenting. yeah that’s me my hair is black now tho ahah

    • @stankyratman5685
      @stankyratman5685 3 года назад +1

      @@josieblue i think it’s cool to see commenters all the time lol. you’re very pretty!

  • @romeokurtyka4954
    @romeokurtyka4954 3 года назад +59

    Danny: were getting some pop offs in the chat!!
    The chat: USE YOUR SWORDUSEYOURSWORD

  • @sakurasensations4786
    @sakurasensations4786 3 года назад +11

    Hey Danny! So here’s a less dangerous fact too: You can get XP from cooking food/ores in a furnace, and mining Coal or Quartz! (Quartz is found in the Nether only though, so it’s better to stick to the abundance of coal for now.)

  • @Sir_Smigle
    @Sir_Smigle 3 года назад +5

    9:07 that actually made my google assistant pop up

  • @megstar7608
    @megstar7608 3 года назад +322

    no one:
    danny: "ight so check this shit out ready"

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 3 года назад +1

      Giving me Arin Hanson vibes 😆

  • @penguinsruledahworld
    @penguinsruledahworld 3 года назад +193

    Danny should make a water elevator at his house. It would be so much better than the ladder.

    • @rebeccak591
      @rebeccak591 3 года назад +15

      Lol he would sadly probably drown

    • @penguinsruledahworld
      @penguinsruledahworld 3 года назад +2

      @@rebeccak591 yeah u got a point. lol
      He gotten a lot better tho

    • @lauren_3228
      @lauren_3228 3 года назад +7

      Good news! He spent 20 mins doing just this🥳

  • @keenadietz6899
    @keenadietz6899 3 года назад +2

    "this just became a pog" and "this could be a pog moment" are my favorite quotes from this stream

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 года назад +17

    When (if) Danny kills the Ender Dragon, I’m going to cry with pride.
    Edit: I cried with pride today.

  • @stinky6521
    @stinky6521 3 года назад +352

    This looks like a satire channel but it’s really not. Even the title looks hilariously fake but this is the world of 2021

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 3 года назад +9

      When I first saw the name I thought it was a fake channel. Guess not!

  • @MarleneRodriguez711
    @MarleneRodriguez711 3 года назад +66

    who else was SCREAMING for danny to place the water when he fell in lava

  • @soph6647
    @soph6647 3 года назад +5

    Okay but the pillager jump scare like genuinely scared the shit out of me 😭-

  • @tystewart6604
    @tystewart6604 3 года назад +5

    18:23 he was killing them with a pickaxe lmao. Keep up the Minecraft love it

  • @dinkygunky1582
    @dinkygunky1582 3 года назад +76

    I swear to god Danny is curing my depression

  • @torridweiss
    @torridweiss 3 года назад +1356

    Did Danny ever advertise this channel on any of his other channels or was he just banking on the chance that we all got the videos recommended

    • @alastorhasagun1673
      @alastorhasagun1673 3 года назад +110

      He advertised it on his Twitter!

    • @idadalmeida9536
      @idadalmeida9536 3 года назад +119

      I think he just hoped we saw it 😭

    • @pyrothebard4181
      @pyrothebard4181 3 года назад +1

      SPOILER

    • @soxnics
      @soxnics 3 года назад +46

      and the first mc part was on a different channel

    • @howdier0362
      @howdier0362 3 года назад +34

      whatever he did worked lol

  • @Lin-wi2zm
    @Lin-wi2zm 3 года назад +5

    some tips for Danny:
    an axe does more damage than a sword
    jumping when attacking does more damage
    you can enchant your fishing rod to get better items
    not really a tip but your nether spawn is INSANELY lucky to spawn that close to a fortress
    when you kill a pillager with a banner on its back, that's when you get bad omen, you basically get attacked next time you visit a village
    you won't just need to kill blazes to beat the game, you'll also need to kill endermen
    you can craft a bow with sticks and string
    in the nether there's buildings called bastions. you'll need to wear gold armor there, you can trade with piglins and loot chests
    hope this helps a little

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 3 года назад +7

    I felt so proud of Danny when he started to properly use his shield and sword to kill a mob without getting hurt 😆😆😆

  • @ben_pom1115
    @ben_pom1115 3 года назад +10

    When he said ok google make me enchanted my ok google went off and scared the shit out of me

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +2

      According to people in the chat, it happened during the stream too.

  • @kaepiper
    @kaepiper 3 года назад +71

    sounds like the pillagers are saying “poggers” when they get hit 💀

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble 3 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO i’ll never be able to get this out of my head

  • @AbidSHasan
    @AbidSHasan 3 года назад +8

    It annoys me so much that Danny killed like a hundred animals when he doesn't have a farm

  • @ratsp903
    @ratsp903 3 года назад +6

    SHIRT REVEAL AT 17:15 KILLS ME DANNY WTF

  • @inesd979
    @inesd979 3 года назад +20

    11:26 Danny dramatically saying "I lost all my xp" when really he was just at level 2 😭😭

  • @Brian-ou8dz
    @Brian-ou8dz 3 года назад +126

    RIP Danny’s horse. YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

  • @kayaflonkerson6835
    @kayaflonkerson6835 9 месяцев назад +4

    danny literally mining his dead horse

  • @Kazutoification
    @Kazutoification 3 года назад +4

    Haha, someone should teach Danny that the next time he falls into lava, he can use his bucket of water to save his life.