What's the difference between a traffic light and a banana? With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Green means 'go', Yellow means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?' -Mitch Hedberg,
What's the difference between a traffic light and a banana?
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Green means 'go', Yellow means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
-Mitch Hedberg,