Mitch Hedberg on Letterman - Stand Up Comedy 2/5/1999

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  • @Olivershoesoff
    @Olivershoesoff 4 года назад +268

    I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @andreslezcano4525
      @andreslezcano4525 4 года назад +4

      A true fan indeed!

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 года назад +1

      Ha ha ha. I just made the reference replying to a comment above your own before I saw this. Very nice.

    • @dw5107
      @dw5107 3 года назад +2

      Nice!

    • @supertouring22
      @supertouring22 3 года назад +8

      This comment used to be on every mitch hedberg video. They still are but they used to too.

    • @theresamealer3314
      @theresamealer3314 12 дней назад

      💯 ❤

  • @storiedworlds6261
    @storiedworlds6261 5 лет назад +459

    I’ve seen this guy at the store.

    • @thriller985
      @thriller985 5 лет назад +7

      Was he good?

    • @storiedworlds6261
      @storiedworlds6261 5 лет назад +39

      It looked like he was contemplating buying some kiwi fruit.
      He was also staring at the limes intensely, with a smile on his face, as if they could save his life someday.

    • @thriller985
      @thriller985 5 лет назад +8

      @@storiedworlds6261 they are indeed known for their buoyancy

    • @boogersguy6233
      @boogersguy6233 5 лет назад +9

      Was he sitting behind a desk.... with a pen?

    • @slapmyfunkybass
      @slapmyfunkybass 5 лет назад +14

      I used to like Mitch, I still do, but I used to too.

  • @carlisacar9328
    @carlisacar9328 4 года назад +75

    "Every picture is of you when you were younger." Genius

    • @natestein5988
      @natestein5988 4 года назад +5

      This is a picture of me when I'm older,
      Where did you get that camera?

    • @jimmymcguire8217
      @jimmymcguire8217 3 года назад +1

      @@natestein5988 If you know, you know

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 4 месяца назад +10

    2:52 I love when I find a Mitch Hedberg joke that I haven't heard before.

  • @robfre3183
    @robfre3183 3 года назад +24

    Not only was he uniquely funny and creative but also humble and vulnerable...that's why we all love him. RIP MItch

  • @x0539p
    @x0539p 2 года назад +9

    This guy kills me. Love the one liners. It’s true silliness and if you have been drinking it’s even more funny. Taken way too soon.

    • @teddebeere3223
      @teddebeere3223 Месяц назад

      I was a kid when he came out and I thought he was just always stoned. I suppose maybe he was always stoned but he moved on to heroin/opioids and things declined sadly.

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 4 года назад +244

    Man it’s so sad to see how fresh young and beautiful Mitch was. A natural born funny guy, who else would get laugh from just saying “all right “ even while not telling a joke. A big loss for all of us. I hope he reincarnated and watches his videos and says “I might have said that “

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 года назад

      Who else? Matthew Fkin McConaughey. But yea, Mitch was the best.

    • @dannykay3598
      @dannykay3598 8 месяцев назад

      Perfect Mitch joke!!

    • @joeg1897
      @joeg1897 2 месяца назад

      It’s sad? Just appreciate the greatness you freak

  • @daniellem1003
    @daniellem1003 4 года назад +59

    He was so funny and charming and adorable. I only discovered him recently, while watching comedians during the covid lockdown. The very first joke I watched him do was "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something," and I was cracking up immediately and totally hooked after that. No one else comes close and not many can pull off his style. He was the total package.

    • @riggedsportsnetwork6554
      @riggedsportsnetwork6554 3 года назад +1

      They don't want us to laugh anymore Or go to the movies or concerts etc........

    • @christopherfoerstel9116
      @christopherfoerstel9116 2 года назад

      A modern Rodney Dangerfield... simply smarter than everybody in the room!

  • @ACoustaDC
    @ACoustaDC 3 года назад +19

    Thank you Mitch for some of the best damn clean comedy ever, Love you bro.

  • @davidsharounoff8521
    @davidsharounoff8521 5 лет назад +61

    flawless performance here.

  • @lindaarn9133
    @lindaarn9133 Месяц назад +2

    Me too. My son came over one night and said you gotta see this guy. I've been in love ever since. I've watched his videos a hundred times and still laugh out loud.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 4 года назад +102

    Is it just me....or is there something utterly _wholesome_ about Mitch?
    Whenever I'm having a shitty day...I like to just watch his stand up.
    It's like comfort food. Like having tomato soup and grilled cheese on a snowy day.
    It just feels....good. Reality circa November 2020 is...not fun. Mitch is a welcome reprieve...

    • @daman7387
      @daman7387 4 года назад +10

      Is this a copypasta? I see it on every video

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 3 года назад

      You grill cheese?

    • @tomholm4456
      @tomholm4456 3 года назад

      AMEN.
      you damn skippy.
      thank you.
      nailed it. with every single word.
      and, what is it with that soup?
      and those sandwiches? sso good.
      mitch being from here in st paul,
      he’s always been a home town fella

    • @vercingetorix444
      @vercingetorix444 2 года назад

      Dude stop posting this

  • @yoholmes273
    @yoholmes273 3 года назад +6

    Mitch is just so real & a true comedian. RIP Brother. Thank you for the laughs that will last forever.

  • @georgehampton25
    @georgehampton25 3 года назад +23

    Mitch easily makes it to the top ten comedians of all time.

  • @GazAce
    @GazAce 5 лет назад +46

    If your flammable and have legs, your never blockin a fire exit LOL

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 4 года назад +34

    Mitch Hedberg reminds me of Matthew Mcconaughey's character in Dazed in Confused in real life.

    • @charlesgreen8703
      @charlesgreen8703 4 года назад +2

      This Comment is “Alright,Alright,Alright”!

  • @MahlonEdwards
    @MahlonEdwards 4 года назад +17

    One of the best audiences for him right here. All right. lol All right. lol

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 3 года назад +12

    The final joke about Monster Magnet has an extended version that goes like this, picking up right where he ended:
    "I said yes I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a tree".
    Man I miss Mitch.

  • @7doors847
    @7doors847 5 лет назад +28

    Thank you for this! I had never seen this before

  • @steveiannelli
    @steveiannelli 4 года назад +18

    Mitch was the internet before the internet

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 3 года назад +8

    "Just press two for awhile" :)))

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 4 года назад +7

    If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Please forward this to your local Fire Marshal.

  • @gracenote1837
    @gracenote1837 5 лет назад +20

    I wish he was still around. He was genuinely funny.

  • @echko_9
    @echko_9 2 года назад +9

    You can tell how happy he was just to make people laugh

  • @ichhasseamerika
    @ichhasseamerika 4 года назад +42

    Seems like such a sweet and likeable guy. What happened to comedians like this? PS I like how he laughs at his own jokes, looks like he's having a good time like the rest of us.

  • @gabrielzimmer2677
    @gabrielzimmer2677 4 года назад +11

    omg the "picture" joke made me laugh so hard

  • @vinnyvincent2862
    @vinnyvincent2862 2 года назад +6

    Hey Mitch ! You just went on ahead of us Well see You when we get there ! ❤🙏

  • @s.kreusler5081
    @s.kreusler5081 Год назад +1

    Mitch Hedberg: "We need to embrace the contraction!"
    Also Mitch Hedberg: "I did not know there was a second part to the question."

  • @quill1260
    @quill1260 4 года назад +9

    Miss you Dude.

  • @greggh
    @greggh 2 года назад +5

    I used to miss Mitch Hedberg. I still do. But I used to also.

  • @jakemcstay9474
    @jakemcstay9474 5 лет назад +20

    Monster Magnet is such a great band, they're definitely worth listening to. it's so cool Mitch went to a Monster Magnet concert.

    • @mjrydsfast
      @mjrydsfast 4 года назад

      Monster Magnet is to Motorhead as Phish is to the Grateful Dead. A worthy successor, of sorts. A touring machine but through live performances. MM has done awesome tunes. "Slap in the Face" is excellent.

    • @marklewen9384
      @marklewen9384 3 года назад

      The pride of red bank new jersey..

    • @danwinkler8888
      @danwinkler8888 3 месяца назад

      Yeah Spacelord is a cool song by Monster Magnet

  • @marklewen9384
    @marklewen9384 3 года назад +27

    I keep hitting two hoping someday ill get in touch with him
    ....

  • @markricks
    @markricks 3 года назад +4

    "Cheered after the human being part. I did not know there was a second part to the question"

  • @laurasimon6106
    @laurasimon6106 3 месяца назад +2

    Oh hush. You don’t know what would have been funnier! It isn’t just that his jokes are hilarious, it’s his way of delivering them. I’m ashamed to say I didn’t get turned on to him until after he had passed but he was definitely in a league of his own. The playing his musical c too loud and the neighbor banging about the noise and Mitch just messes with the guy’s head with “go around, there is no door knob there, go around” was just so funny. Then the “I’d hate to be killed by a bow and arrow, nobody would ever find the killer, everyone would just go that way” is priceless. Then if you need to sleep, count sheep don’t count endangered species, you will run out! I only wish I’d known about him when he was here with us. Just imagine how far he would have succeeded. His jokes still remain and that is rare for a comedian. God bless him. He was in a higher class all his own!

    • @danwinkler8888
      @danwinkler8888 Месяц назад

      You know I saw a comedian named Nick Depaulo talking about how he was the guy who lived next to him. He said he had never seen Mitch Then one night he saw him on David Letterman and realized . Someone showed him a copy of Mitch’s set list and right there on the paper it actually said Nick Depaulo

  • @rocklee33221
    @rocklee33221 4 года назад +23

    That museum reincarnation joke is new too me.

    • @thinmizzy365
      @thinmizzy365 3 года назад +2

      Same here.
      My whole life is a lie

    • @princepanther1612
      @princepanther1612 3 года назад +1

      Same lol that shit is hilarious

    • @posit4328
      @posit4328 2 года назад

      Steven Wright does exactly the same bit in this recording from 2015 "Steven Wright Live Music Box At the Borgata"

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 4 года назад +3

    hadn't heard the "fire exit" jokes, hilarious.

    • @TBAPipan
      @TBAPipan 4 года назад +1

      ”If you’re flamable and have legs you’re never blocking a fire-exit., unless you’re a table ”

  • @robertthompson3941
    @robertthompson3941 2 года назад +3

    Mitch IS Funny!

  • @MarcosLopez-cu6ui
    @MarcosLopez-cu6ui 3 года назад +3

    This guy was super smart…. Love the reasoning… the museum joke😂😂😂

  • @tateyambrose7290
    @tateyambrose7290 4 года назад +8

    He makes me lmao every single time.

  • @br-xq1yz
    @br-xq1yz 4 года назад +22

    Could we go back in time and let him do 10 more minutes before the band plays him off?

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 года назад +1

      It is often the last segment of the show and if the show runs long they have to do a shorter set and might not include an interview. Hedberg has said that he didn't make it on the show for an appearance once because another guest ran long.

  • @mrjasonwhite73
    @mrjasonwhite73 4 года назад +7

    How can anyone not like Mitch?

    • @teddebeere3223
      @teddebeere3223 Месяц назад

      Some miserable cunts just hate stoners

  • @trevormcmanis
    @trevormcmanis 3 года назад +4

    A real genius. RIP 🙏

  • @fkylw
    @fkylw 2 года назад +3

    Why does this 1999 video of him look like it was recorded in the fucking 60s?

  • @kennytesta9312
    @kennytesta9312 4 года назад +5

    What a mind!

  • @joycejean-baptiste4355
    @joycejean-baptiste4355 3 года назад +1

    There is a taxi with that phone number, 222-2222, no joke.

  • @tomcoyle7676
    @tomcoyle7676 4 года назад +3

    Wow, that museum joke was great

  • @1974GJH
    @1974GJH 3 года назад +1

    “Every picture of you is when you were younger”

  • @brentdelaurentis8114
    @brentdelaurentis8114 3 года назад +6

    I never heard of this guy before today ...was trying to figure out why he sounds like Bob Dylan then i learned he's from Minnesota to

    • @jimmymcguire8217
      @jimmymcguire8217 3 года назад +1

      He used to be from Minnesota, he still is but he used to too

  • @michaelletterman2172
    @michaelletterman2172 3 года назад +4

    He was one of the best. I get sad every time I see him, same as Norm. I can barely watch their videos.

  • @johnsmind
    @johnsmind 4 года назад +9

    "Hey man, your blocking the fire exit." as if there was a fire I wasn't gonna run. You can't beat that. His comedy is perfect.

  • @brianbushue
    @brianbushue 3 месяца назад +2

    every picture is when you were younger lolz

  • @josephjames2011
    @josephjames2011 13 дней назад

    this one hurts i just watched 97 and 98 his sets on letterman

  • @jakemitchell1671
    @jakemitchell1671 3 месяца назад +2

    I want to see a receipt for his donut.

  • @Vililol
    @Vililol 3 года назад +2

    Where's the interview where he talks to Letterman? I'm dying to watch it.

  • @crashingspectacular
    @crashingspectacular 3 года назад +2

    Love that banana joke. Comedy comes in threes, etc.

  • @AwesomeSuaceable
    @AwesomeSuaceable 3 года назад +4

    It’s weird seeing him without the sunglasses

  • @tompettke2336
    @tompettke2336 5 лет назад +5

    Genius!

  • @jaywilley955
    @jaywilley955 4 года назад +3

    God Bless You Mitch.

  • @timeittakestoletgo1687
    @timeittakestoletgo1687 4 года назад +32

    He’s so high here. Ugh. He was so great.

    • @NittoNba44
      @NittoNba44 4 года назад +9

      He never performed sober

    • @lantose
      @lantose 4 года назад +4

      Yes he looked hammered, but put on a good show! We all need to keep a close lookout for all our friends that we know might be leaning the wrong way! Sad no one could convince or demand him to get professional help! My favorite comedian!

    • @dietwater9772
      @dietwater9772 4 года назад +2

      @@NittoNba44 he seemed sober in the really old performances

    • @kitrichardson5573
      @kitrichardson5573 4 года назад +7

      He fell into the trap a lot of creative people fall into thinking they need drugs and alcohol in order to be creative. Not realizing that artists have to overcome their demons not cooperate with them. But he did some amazing things while he was here and in that way we get to know a little bit of him and appreciate him. Nothing but respect for him looking backwards

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 4 года назад +10

      "Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like,"Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?" I like the way this is situated here. It seems like you guys were chasing me, closing in, and then said "fuck it...let's sit down"."

  • @willisverynice
    @willisverynice 3 года назад +2

    “If you are flammable and have legs than you are never blocking a fire exit”
    Yeah but what about a table?

    • @themirrorsofmymind
      @themirrorsofmymind 2 года назад

      I think he added that exception to the joke, because the first time I saw someone quote him on another RUclips video, the joke ended with, _"Unless you are a table..."_

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 2 года назад

      @@themirrorsofmymind interesting, I’d been saying that since I was a kid and thought I made it up, thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams.

    • @danwinkler8888
      @danwinkler8888 25 дней назад

      Yea. In a different live show he says a woman told him that. He said Damn you’re right”. What about a chair?

  • @br-xq1yz
    @br-xq1yz 4 года назад +8

    please ... everyone ....dont take drugs.

  • @FlorianThe4th
    @FlorianThe4th Месяц назад +1

    He laughs with you

  • @silviacosentino1946
    @silviacosentino1946 2 месяца назад +2

    When he’s a passenger with a race car driver. I don’t get the joke…..Hey you like Tide ?? Anybody?

    • @jasonmoore9268
      @jasonmoore9268 2 месяца назад +1

      Tide is a sponsor

    • @colin5196
      @colin5196 29 дней назад +1

      If people get too scared, sometimes they will soil themselves. This was an offhand remark to that effect.

    • @colin5196
      @colin5196 29 дней назад

      @@jasonmoore9268 See above (below?) re: scared sh*tless, then you will need the detergent that promises whiter whites.

    • @danwinkler8888
      @danwinkler8888 25 дней назад +2

      Tide use to sponsor some race car drivers. When I first heard this joke I had to think about it. The audience had a bit of a delayed reaction too. I think that joke is awesome. It’s one of my favorites!

    • @silviacosentino1946
      @silviacosentino1946 23 дня назад

      @ I agree, he was a creative genius.

  • @minnesotajack1
    @minnesotajack1 2 года назад +4

    If he believes in reincarnation, hopefully there is currently a teenager out there right now aspiring to be him.

  • @michaell.8938
    @michaell.8938 3 года назад +3

    Genius. Gone way too soon.

  • @shawnmclean7932
    @shawnmclean7932 3 года назад +2

    R.i.p.

  • @danwinkler8888
    @danwinkler8888 4 месяца назад +2

    For all you people who say you don’t like him. Come on now you all gotta quit Lyon’!

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats 3 года назад

    Top right recommended video by Mitch Hedberg right now is "Pink Floyd, a history", with a pic of David Gilmour for the thumbnail. Do you think the RUclips algorithm goes by "media liked by people who like drugs" or does it go by hairstyle?

  • @cbkokoon
    @cbkokoon 4 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @etxkevin7452
    @etxkevin7452 3 года назад +1

    Every picture of you is of you younger!!!

  • @ellefleming5113
    @ellefleming5113 4 года назад +13

    i'm so mad at mitch! he was so funny, handsome, unique. i discovered him 15 years after his death and want him back. dammit. damn drugs. they kill all the good people. every time. it just sucks. he was a little baked her but nothing major. he looked super healthy. and just 6 years later he looked like death on stage. his stand up in 2004 he is pale, emaciated, totally incoherent, stumbling, still funny!, and miserable. what happened?
    women woes? depression and anxiety became too much? lust for fame? the drug addiction just got out of hand? someone should have done
    an intervention who was close to him and i'm so mad they didn't. it pisses me off. i want him here even though i would never meet him. he
    was a sweet prince who left earth too soon. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @daniellem1003
      @daniellem1003 4 года назад +2

      Oh wow Elle, I feel the exact same way.

    • @ellefleming5113
      @ellefleming5113 4 года назад +1

      I just don't get how his wife Lynn didn't intervene when in 2003 he got stopped at the airport for heroin possession and when they were booking him, they had to rush him to the hospital cause his leg's gangrene infection was so severe the jail couldn't
      handle it and his leg was almost amputated cause of heroin addiction. why didn't lynn do something about a leg that was black and purple from gangrene? how did this go unnoticed? and then 2 years later when she's with him he OD's. why didn't
      his own wife help him? i sort of blame lynn shawcroft. he was the picture of health in the 90's and wasn't overly shy and didn't
      look like a corpse on stage. by 2003 he looks like the walking dead. i just don't get it. he should have lived a long life. and
      his widow, lynn, has published all his notebooks..etc..that he may have never intended to be published. i just don't like her.
      she didn't protect him and has been profiting off him ever since. its not right. he deserved better.

    • @daniellem1003
      @daniellem1003 4 года назад

      @@ellefleming5113 Ugh I know. You make some good points. When you see clips of him from the late 90s like the one above and this one, which is one of my faves, it's like a totally different person - ruclips.net/video/cF8MpK-yK5o/видео.html).His demeanor on stage changed so much too. He was more laid back, then seemed to get much more aggressive. I obviously wouldn't know what he had going on in his personal life, marriage etc so I can't judge or comment but it's sad. He seemed like such a nice guy and someone anyone would want to hang with.

    • @danwinkler8888
      @danwinkler8888 25 дней назад

      Yeah the thing about heroin is from what I’ve heard , it’s so hard to quit. There were attempts to get him into rehab. Lynn, his wife, said Mitch would say “ Yeah as soon as I get home we’ll take care of it but as you know when you’re a comedian you have a lot of shows to do. Sometimes 2or 3 a night. God bless him. I think he did have a lot of problems - stage fright, heart problems, and he probably never really recovered from the operation on his leg. You know he almost had to have it amputated!

  • @thomasturner3583
    @thomasturner3583 3 года назад

    Keep a thin coat of oil on it. A cast iron skillet?

  • @EvanTheB3AST
    @EvanTheB3AST 3 года назад +2

    Cut from a different cloth

  • @finaoo1167
    @finaoo1167 3 года назад +2

    I think he was higher than usual for this bit.

  • @badgumby9544
    @badgumby9544 2 года назад +3

    Too bad the most gifted entertainers are self destructive.

  • @Jeff.Wilson
    @Jeff.Wilson 4 года назад

    Чётко!

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 3 года назад

    I don't get the check joke.

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 3 года назад

    He also got paid to eat melon when a show ran late and he didn't appear. Pretty good pay for eating melon.

  • @GlorifiedTruth
    @GlorifiedTruth 2 года назад

    I love how have the time he just wants to advance to the next joke, just to get it over with, I guess, but he knows enough to let the audience laugh at the last joke. It's almost as if he's uncomfortable with the laughter.

  • @emiliofigueroa5818
    @emiliofigueroa5818 4 года назад +3

    Who’s the one guy who disliked this

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 года назад

      It's an up or down vote. Binary. It doesn't allow you to explain why. It could be the content, the edit, the audio levels, the video quality or you can disagree with using copyright material. Especially if the person who posts material that isn't their own monetizes their channel.

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 2 года назад

      The Dufrasne Party

  • @brianmcmillan7426
    @brianmcmillan7426 3 года назад

    Don't do drugs...however, if you do do drugs, do 'em like Mitch and leave a legacy...at least then they'll...oh crap, what was my point...

  • @robertsenseman4339
    @robertsenseman4339 4 года назад

    Good clean true comedy as it should not like how it is

  • @jamesradskijr.9745
    @jamesradskijr.9745 4 года назад +1

    This coat is dirty, which means it's dry clean only.

    • @Russell_Rieckenberg
      @Russell_Rieckenberg 4 года назад +1

      Or something like that.

    • @durrrrl3435
      @durrrrl3435 3 года назад

      Completely backwards.

    • @jamesradskijr.9745
      @jamesradskijr.9745 3 года назад

      This coat is dry clean only! Which means it's dirty!

    • @durrrrl3435
      @durrrrl3435 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesradskijr.9745 Now you got it!! 👍🤣

    • @jamesradskijr.9745
      @jamesradskijr.9745 3 года назад

      @@durrrrl3435 doesn't Mitch or did Mitch have one about Roastbeef!? ;

  • @averagejobogio
    @averagejobogio 4 года назад +1

    i wish he diddnt commit to his character so much... you can see his progression on letterman coming in each time higher and higher until he suddenly aged 10 years

  • @gipsyavenger9829
    @gipsyavenger9829 3 года назад

    Is this dude the inspiration for South Park's Cartman ?

  • @mollyharris2815
    @mollyharris2815 4 года назад

    merg

  • @oaktree1290
    @oaktree1290 2 года назад

    Don't get me wrong Mitch is halarious. Why was he telling the same jokes for ten years?

  • @RobertSoul123
    @RobertSoul123 3 месяца назад

    Egoraptor

  • @ivanreiss
    @ivanreiss 4 года назад +3

    There are red bananas though

    • @redclayfarm6490
      @redclayfarm6490 4 года назад +6

      where do you get them at?

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 года назад

      And a yellow light doesn't mean "yield" it means "look out, Imma turn red soon."

    • @ericpreston5826
      @ericpreston5826 3 года назад

      @@jb888888888 it actually does mean yield or slow down.

  • @luellahjohnsenl5110
    @luellahjohnsenl5110 3 года назад

    The detailed gold anteriorly camp because hail micrencephaly step during a skinny winter. glib, delirious swedish

  • @wiltonsmith3397
    @wiltonsmith3397 4 года назад

    Give me John Pinette any day.

  • @lincolnmaceachern2410
    @lincolnmaceachern2410 3 года назад

    An escalator CANNOT become stairs. Have you ever tried walking up a stationary escalator? It messes up your equilibrium, because the steps don't match up with normal stair climbing.

  • @youtubemoderationtaskforce5583
    @youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 года назад +3

    His elevator joke could have been restructured like this to make it funnier:
    I like escalators. They can never NOT serve a purpose. Even when they break, they just become stairs.

    • @hhhhzk
      @hhhhzk 4 года назад +8

      yea you can let him know next time...

    • @choaron
      @choaron 4 года назад +2

      Not

    • @shadowsjc
      @shadowsjc 4 года назад +4

      I've seen videos where he told it differently...(paraphrasing) escalators can't break. They just become temporarily stairs. They should hang a sign "escalator broken. Sorry for the convenience ".

    • @justchill10
      @justchill10 4 года назад +1

      ohh let me guess... you teach comedy huh? you idiot

    • @biggav7434
      @biggav7434 4 года назад +2

      Over analysis.