Mitch Hedberg Wrote a Joke for Artie Lange

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1376 w/Artie Lange: #1376: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @Delltah1
    @Delltah1 5 лет назад +5926

    I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @345Taco
      @345Taco 5 лет назад +69

      I used to like this comment

    • @4KiNG7
      @4KiNG7 5 лет назад +10

      This is something Mitch Hedberg would say lol

    • @jamiehoover9348
      @jamiehoover9348 5 лет назад +1

      😆😆😆😆😆😆💥

    • @emilycarter4482
      @emilycarter4482 5 лет назад +2

      Stfu lmao

    • @gottalight9379
      @gottalight9379 5 лет назад +1

      So you had to use to like Mitch hedberg?

  • @unclecreed2986
    @unclecreed2986 4 года назад +1059

    The depressing thing about tennis is no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

    • @RustyDungood
      @RustyDungood 4 года назад +18

      Those fuckers are relentless...

    • @joep7882
      @joep7882 3 года назад +7

      That joke ruined tennis for me

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 3 года назад +2

      @@RustyDungood This why you just play racketball or whatever it's called where you're inside a concrete wall room and bounce it off the walls. That's a fun game.

    • @billbailey1511
      @billbailey1511 3 года назад +1

      The only joke of Hedburg that ever made me laugh. The guy was a hack.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 3 года назад +1

      @@billbailey1511 oh... You seen it too? Glad someone else acknowledges that a hack who dies from excessive drug use isn't worth the hero warship.

  • @UrbanSelfSufficiency
    @UrbanSelfSufficiency 5 лет назад +988

    "A duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread"
    The greatest.

  • @joshcate2060
    @joshcate2060 5 лет назад +725

    "I'm sick of following my dreams man, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

  • @jeovanneramos5066
    @jeovanneramos5066 5 лет назад +542

    I Don’t have a girlfriend I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that !

  • @JasonL77
    @JasonL77 5 лет назад +632

    “I think that the perfect stocking stuffer is a severed foot.”
    Rest In Peace, Mitch.

    • @tastybritches6644
      @tastybritches6644 4 года назад +4

      Ok I'll take my post down. I found the joke.

    • @jeffnowak3144
      @jeffnowak3144 4 года назад +1

      a severed foot would be the ultimate stocking stuffer

    • @gokblok
      @gokblok 3 года назад

      My personal favorite.

  • @codyhorne77
    @codyhorne77 5 лет назад +1553

    “Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read”

    • @EventHorizonPrdctns
      @EventHorizonPrdctns 5 лет назад +11

      Hahahah, epic! I haven't heard him tell that one but it's too easy to hear him say it!

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 3 года назад +6

      That is so dumb and hilarious at the same time. What a genius.

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@willvr4 Not dumb, actually. Silly, yes, but it's actually empowering and wise simultaneously.

  • @blackened872
    @blackened872 5 лет назад +679

    Nobody can talk about Mitch without quoting him at least once.

    • @LeekowalskiWalker
      @LeekowalskiWalker 5 лет назад +24

      You literally did just that.

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 5 лет назад +5

      Lee kowalski Walker so what you’re saying is, I have the true power of the gods!

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад

      You just did 👍👍👍😎

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker 3 года назад +1

      He reference him but didn’t quote him. Just saying.

    • @trippyhippie8630
      @trippyhippie8630 11 месяцев назад +1

      You owe me some letters!!

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 5 лет назад +2169

    “I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, cuz maybe they’re just as good and we’re wasting time.”
    Long Live Mitch

    • @thescoobymike
      @thescoobymike 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ucanemailleo
      @ucanemailleo 4 года назад +4

      That is a waste of time but even a bigger waste of time is that my wife buys refried beans in the first place .....the poor guys that had to fry the beans, re-fry them, canned them , just so my wife can bring them home during the pandemic ONLY to microwave them and not finish eating em’
      re-frigerate them.... ONLY to re-te-microwave them to have on toast for breakfast the next morning !
      What a waste of time!!
      You can use this if you like ....I dont care for beans on toast!
      Want not waste not!!

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 4 года назад +9

      I forget how it goes but I just love the out of order elevator joke
      "Temporarily..stairs."

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 4 года назад +11

      @@malorie8557
      It's an escalator. "Sorry for the convenience"

    • @alexpollock6932
      @alexpollock6932 4 года назад +10

      @@malorie8557 an escalator can never break down, it just becomes stairs

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow 5 лет назад +358

    "I went to the store to buy a candle holder and they didn't have any, so I bought a cake." I have always love Mitch.

    • @Dyrwlf
      @Dyrwlf Год назад +5

      @Wynn Cakes hold birthday candles.

    • @akakgak
      @akakgak Год назад +1

      hands down my favorite MH joke.

    • @snatchios1
      @snatchios1 Год назад

      Brilliant! It took me a second

  • @Bulltardwin
    @Bulltardwin 5 лет назад +175

    Artie's a great story teller. His timing and impersonations are perfect.

  • @darekowens6803
    @darekowens6803 5 лет назад +461

    "I was at a convenient store reading a magazine when the clerk says this ain't a library, so I said OK I will speak louder". Lmao

    • @slomofome14
      @slomofome14 3 года назад +9

      Never heard that one, that’s awesome

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 3 года назад +11

      @@slomofome14 My belt loop hold up my belt, but my belt hold ups my pants. Idk what's really going on down there. Who's the real hero?

    • @BamaMatters11
      @BamaMatters11 Год назад +2

      convenience*

  • @nyar5863
    @nyar5863 5 лет назад +2222

    All things aside: That's a solid Norm McDonald impression.

    • @TheMikeMase
      @TheMikeMase 5 лет назад +28

      they were best friends who hung out all the time for a long time. i'd hope artie could do a good impression haha

    • @Tupapi294
      @Tupapi294 5 лет назад +1

      RIGHT?!

    • @THEMATTHIAS225
      @THEMATTHIAS225 4 года назад +30

      Nyar that Mitch wasn’t half bad either lol

    • @yonkokaidokingofbeasts2553
      @yonkokaidokingofbeasts2553 4 года назад +15

      He also has a great you guessed it
      Frank Stallone.

    • @Greg-TC
      @Greg-TC 4 года назад +8

      His Norm impression when he’s doing the Chris Farley story is so good that if you were just listening and not watching you could think Norm was actually there talking

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 5 лет назад +250

    One of my favorite Mitch bits was of him laying in his twin bed wondering where his brother was.

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +1

      I know exactly what you're talking about RUclips Mitch hedberg where is my brother!!

    • @NoxiousRob
      @NoxiousRob 4 года назад +24

      I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 Месяц назад

      And that jokeis a follow on from his king size bed joke so Joe is wrong about the non sequitur.

  • @mikegraham7204
    @mikegraham7204 4 года назад +388

    “I hate dreaming cuz sleeping is supposed to be a relaxing affair. I see my bed, I lay down on it, next thing I know I have to build a go cart with my ex landlord”

    • @josephohora1287
      @josephohora1287 Год назад +7

      😂I was a bartender and I would dream of not being able to make a drink and only be able to stock 🍻

    • @cupcakecc5549
      @cupcakecc5549 Год назад

      So funny 😂❤

    • @stecaton1541
      @stecaton1541 Год назад +3

      Only just heard of this guy . I’m 40 years old. How is this possible. He’s amazing. Right up my street this guy 😂

    • @sanninmusic212
      @sanninmusic212 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@stecaton1541 welcome aboard homie. I'll also be 40 in a few months and I've loved Mitch since I was in my teens, so trust me, you're in for a good time. Dude is an absolute legend

  • @JSchaffer214
    @JSchaffer214 4 года назад +106

    Mitch Hedberg was the only comic I ever went out of my way to drive over 2 hours to see live (3 hour drive). He died about 4 months later. I'm so glad I made it a point to see him when I did.

    • @SkyBuck
      @SkyBuck Год назад +4

      I'm so sorry but why did you say it was over two hours and then immediately specify that it was 3 hours

    • @spencertegtmeyer6525
      @spencertegtmeyer6525 Год назад +2

      ​​@@SkyBuckI thought the same thing, but the next longest he drove to see a comic was two hours or less, and he drove an hour or more more than that to see Mitch.

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 Год назад +5

      I know there's a Mitch joke hiding in here somewhere....

    • @wordup897
      @wordup897 Год назад +6

      @joeyvindictive3552 I once drove over 2 hours to see a show. It was a 3 hour drive. It was more than 2 hours too.

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 Год назад +3

      I used to drive 2 hours to see shows. I still do, but I used to, too.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 5 лет назад +1037

    What you can take from this video:
    1. *mitch hedberg was a genius*
    2. *norm macdonald is an absolute savage*

    • @edwardelenes5589
      @edwardelenes5589 5 лет назад +13

      Facts

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine 5 лет назад +63

      And Artie does a good Norm impression.

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter 5 лет назад +26

      @David DiStefano Agreed. Thats the third thing you can take from this video.
      3. *Artie Lange is doing really well & looks great*

    • @whitealroker
      @whitealroker 5 лет назад +22

      Still probably the hardest I laughed on TV is when norm asked the lady if she’s ever thrown a hooker off a bridge.

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 5 лет назад +2

      And every commenter is a regurtating ass clown....

  • @davidmreyes77
    @davidmreyes77 5 лет назад +154

    I once went to a record store that specialized in hard to find music. Nothing was alphabetized.

  • @kircholagh
    @kircholagh 5 лет назад +484

    "Dogs are forever in push up position", Mitch Hedberg

    • @zombiefeenix7013
      @zombiefeenix7013 5 лет назад +7

      That's hilarious. I don't remember hearing that one before.

    • @narcissistectomy5134
      @narcissistectomy5134 5 лет назад +4

      I always wanted to have a suit case handcuffed to wrist. That’s not a real joke, it’s a filler for when my list is bending up.

    • @gangsterdisciple759
      @gangsterdisciple759 5 лет назад +3

      Narcissistectomy
      Did you write that wrong? Do I not understand the joke? Whats the deal here?

    • @pokeherpro8
      @pokeherpro8 4 года назад +3

      "That... that joke was dumb, I'm aware of that." Man I wish he was still here.

    • @BIGDROC99
      @BIGDROC99 4 года назад +1

      My favorite Hedberg joke

  • @ashimrat
    @ashimrat 5 лет назад +648

    I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

    • @shady610
      @shady610 4 года назад +19

      Lmao. Hadn't heard that one.

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 года назад +7

      You can claim that as your own, as I've never heard Mitch tell that joke before, LOL:)

    • @madteyahoo
      @madteyahoo 4 года назад +3

      Classic

    • @JungleScene
      @JungleScene 4 года назад +1

      holy shit thats a genius bit

    • @ashimrat
      @ashimrat 4 года назад +4

      @@shady610 haha! Its on his CD Mitch All Together

  • @creekandseminole
    @creekandseminole 5 лет назад +839

    Mitch still making us laugh

    • @themaharishi8160
      @themaharishi8160 5 лет назад +1

      He was one of a kind. Zero agenda other than giving people a good laugh. Most comics just say true things that are really horrible when you actually think about them. Not that I have a problem with that.

    • @Roadrash03
      @Roadrash03 5 лет назад

      F

    • @JCourts2k23
      @JCourts2k23 5 лет назад

      Growing up, I remember seeing him on TV, and really love this comedy. Later on I found out that he had passed away several years ago, and I couldn’t believe it

    • @jamesallen4588
      @jamesallen4588 5 лет назад +4

      My favorite: Dufresne, party of two; Dufresne, party of two. The Dufresnes are missing. Who can eat at a time like this?

    • @docholliday6338
      @docholliday6338 5 лет назад

      What's with Arties hands?

  • @jefflindeman
    @jefflindeman 4 года назад +119

    “A date rapist has to have way more charm than a regular rapist.” Sooo Norm! 🤣

  • @i12C.
    @i12C. 5 лет назад +877

    I hear the Dufrane family is still missing.

    • @lawrenceshdow
      @lawrenceshdow 5 лет назад +42

      Omg.. You just reminded me of a very nice person I worked with in st. Paul. They went to school with Mitch and were his friends later. They are literally the Dufreins. Mitch told them that he used their name so it was about them.
      This lady told me that story no less than 500 times. 😆 she was very proud of that fact.
      I'm happy to report though, the dufreins are perfectly safe.

    • @nickeames2133
      @nickeames2133 5 лет назад +70

      Who can eat at a time like this

    • @justinrichards5746
      @justinrichards5746 5 лет назад +24

      Bush, search party of 3

    • @i12C.
      @i12C. 5 лет назад

      @Fino Menezes LOL!

    • @cxze12
      @cxze12 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't get this joke.

  • @leftylongshorts6906
    @leftylongshorts6906 5 лет назад +141

    "If you are flamable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 лет назад

      Flammable

    • @leftylongshorts6906
      @leftylongshorts6906 5 лет назад +2

      @@thisismagacountry1318 Use a period. If you're going to correct someone, do it properly.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 лет назад +1

      @@leftylongshorts6906 It's not a sentence. Nice try, though. You won't be needing a refund for that public school education.

    • @leftylongshorts6906
      @leftylongshorts6906 5 лет назад +3

      @@thisismagacountry1318 So you just go around and correct people's mistakes while hiding behind a computer? Lol hilarious.

    • @user-hn9fl3mx5h
      @user-hn9fl3mx5h 4 года назад +2

      THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY It’s not a sentence, but you have to admit it looks incorrect to end a statement without a period.

  • @riizm
    @riizm 5 лет назад +221

    Mitch is my favorite comedian of all time. Dude is just a masterpiece.

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +5

      @Celtic 67 still is. Great thing about being a famous artist of any sort, forever live on

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 года назад +3

      And it's so great because it has nothing to do with anything. No political shit and never making jabs at other people. It's just one random joke after another. No other comedian like him.

    • @keisi1574
      @keisi1574 3 года назад +2

      @@jhaz89 He is the best.

  • @johns7530
    @johns7530 3 года назад +185

    "When I did acid, I would see things, like beams of light. And I would hear things, that sounded a lot like car horns". Long live Mitch!

    • @PuppySubotic
      @PuppySubotic Год назад +1

      You could see through all Bullshit . Like butter is way better than margarine.

    • @johns7530
      @johns7530 Год назад

      @@PuppySubotic lol that dude had so many short jokes like that one that were simple but brilliant... nobody quite like him. And if he didn't have that stoner delivery, would not have been nearly as funny!

    • @drygordspellweaver8761
      @drygordspellweaver8761 9 месяцев назад

      Beings* of light

    • @johns7530
      @johns7530 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@drygordspellweaver8761No it is indeed "beams". That's why "car horns" was a brilliant follow up, he was talking about seeing cars with their lights on, honking at him! 🤣

    • @drygordspellweaver8761
      @drygordspellweaver8761 8 месяцев назад

      @@johns7530 works better with "beings" because the car beams are appearing as apparitions while on acid. The car horns is the punchline that clarifies he is out on the streets.

  • @TheBrettFarrelly
    @TheBrettFarrelly 5 лет назад +691

    I like to throw a toothpick in the Forrest and yell “you’re home”

    • @AT-jq2ve
      @AT-jq2ve 5 лет назад +24

      "Look how big you once were!"

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +11

      The way he says you're home is classic

    • @TheBrettFarrelly
      @TheBrettFarrelly 5 лет назад +3

      Josh Lewis it was all his delivery man most of his jokes are dad joke cringe being told by a normal person

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheBrettFarrelly the way he'd wave his arms to show the toothpick home sells it. He is great, absolutely hilarious. And I know it's tragic but he lived how he wanted no matter what. Which as long as you're not hurting someone else, is admirable

    • @TheBrettFarrelly
      @TheBrettFarrelly 5 лет назад +3

      Josh Lewis kept all his venom to himself and put out positive

  • @VikingPickles
    @VikingPickles 5 лет назад +81

    "You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show!"

  • @v.v.7522
    @v.v.7522 5 лет назад +1050

    An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs... sorry for the convenience

    • @honest_noise
      @honest_noise 5 лет назад +7

      one of my faves

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 5 лет назад +2

      Escalator is now Stairs

    • @krggamer
      @krggamer 5 лет назад +13

      I saw an escalator blocked off because it was broken, I was annoyed yet amused all at once... RIP Mitch, still with us making us laugh.

    • @3SIXTYPROD
      @3SIXTYPROD 5 лет назад

      Vincent Vellucci wow that’s deep

    • @JohnQGames
      @JohnQGames 5 лет назад +6

      Whenever I see an escalator not on, I think of Mitch 😊

  • @douglasdog1
    @douglasdog1 5 лет назад +236

    “I bought a 2 bedroom house, but it’s up to me how many bedrooms are in it isn’t it? This bedroom has an oven in it!”

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 5 лет назад

      douglasdog1 thanks man for nothing ass clown

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 года назад +3

      "One of my bedrooms is in that guy's house."

    • @Ironhandjohn
      @Ironhandjohn 3 года назад +2

      @@caitthecat
      "Excuse me, sir, I believe you have one of my bedrooms..."

    • @RataStuey
      @RataStuey 3 года назад

      This bedroom is aka a hallway

  • @mattwatts33
    @mattwatts33 5 лет назад +347

    “A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.”

    • @garad123456
      @garad123456 6 месяцев назад

      More like tortilla

  • @jasongalbreath1131
    @jasongalbreath1131 5 лет назад +499

    My sister wanted to be an actress, now she lives in a trailer. It's like she made it half way.

    • @nowaythatnamewastakn
      @nowaythatnamewastakn 3 года назад +11

      "She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 года назад +1

      Well at least she has her own trailer. Bit players get like a quarter trailer.

    • @RataStuey
      @RataStuey 3 года назад

      Ha!

    • @lpr5269
      @lpr5269 Год назад

      Yeah, she's an actress that never gets called on to the set.

  • @elvis316
    @elvis316 5 лет назад +313

    This is a picture of me when I was younger. All pictures are of you when you were younger.

    • @michaelrodriguez3129
      @michaelrodriguez3129 5 лет назад +10

      elvis316 ...show me a picture when you were older.....Hey! Where’d you get that camera?! Lol , great joke

    • @ShermanSitter
      @ShermanSitter 5 лет назад +7

      "It's about time someone said that" -Mitch after telling that joke. :)

    • @Olm9
      @Olm9 3 года назад

      Favourite joke!!

    • @jbaltaji5723
      @jbaltaji5723 8 дней назад

      So great 🧡

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 4 года назад +32

    "Henderson search party of four, you can eat when you find the DuFrienes." RIP Mitch.

  • @KazeVongola
    @KazeVongola 5 лет назад +71

    Mitch was a wholesome comic, you always felt better after listening to his bits.

  • @xafbxmoto269
    @xafbxmoto269 3 года назад +80

    Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak man, if you’re wearing a turtleneck and a backpack it’s like a midgets trying to take you down. RIP Mitch

  • @ivansmith9228
    @ivansmith9228 5 лет назад +275

    "I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls"

    • @wkcave
      @wkcave 5 лет назад +31

      Darryl Weathers but on that day they got a shipment of potatoes instead. Fuck it!!! Cut em up!!!!

    • @kahwigulum
      @kahwigulum 5 лет назад +13

      Fuck it! Cut em up!

    • @jumustube7515
      @jumustube7515 5 лет назад +3

      wk cave and Pringle’s is a laid back company so they said...

    • @gokblok
      @gokblok 3 года назад

      FUCKIT--CUTTEMUP

  • @brokeandbored85
    @brokeandbored85 5 лет назад +153

    Never heard of Mitch before now, can't stop watching his stand up now

    • @RDhali
      @RDhali 5 лет назад +18

      Ah man so envious, I wish I could experience his comedy for the first time again

    • @IanCrouse
      @IanCrouse 5 лет назад +10

      The irony is that he died on Aprils Fools Day and we all thought it was a joke.

    • @wesm2947
      @wesm2947 5 лет назад +4

      Enjoy him my friend. I remember when I first found out about him. I watched his stand up for days

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +7

      That's what's beautiful about comedy. Let's you discover joy though different points of view. Mitch is much like a litmus test when it comes to comedy like Norm MacDonald. If you don't find them funny, you'll never understand the geniuses of comedy

    • @Eric_the_miserable_midget
      @Eric_the_miserable_midget 4 года назад +1

      Samuel H-H we try forget we heard of Steven wright

  • @angelbayo7683
    @angelbayo7683 5 лет назад +74

    "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"😂😂😂😂

  • @tswrench
    @tswrench 4 года назад +62

    "I'm cocky and I also believe in reincarnation. When I go to a museum, I say, 'I might have made that.'"

  • @MC-nj9qx
    @MC-nj9qx 5 лет назад +83

    Mitch is a legendary comedian, no question. It's appropriate that the video ends with a Norm MacDonald joke, who will also be recognized as legendary with time, if not already.

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 5 лет назад +6

      Norm is a little too out there for most people to appreaciate.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my God, it's another dead hooker!

    • @hawaiidispenser
      @hawaiidispenser 5 лет назад +1

      Mitch, Norm, Stern, and Brian Regan... My favorite comedians. Sebastian is awesome too.

    • @wildkeith
      @wildkeith 5 лет назад +1

      Almost all of his material falls flat. He's a funny guy, but there's a reason he never got far in his career.

  • @matthewbacque1622
    @matthewbacque1622 Год назад +27

    Love that Mitch is still making people laugh ❤️

  • @Hayyden
    @Hayyden 5 лет назад +360

    *Mitch: "I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers."*
    Kelso: but you got both your legs, Frank..
    *Mitch: "Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers."*

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 4 года назад +7

      fucking legendary

    • @TheAbrunqaj
      @TheAbrunqaj 4 года назад +50

      I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
      Mitch.

    • @EvertfromNederland
      @EvertfromNederland 4 года назад +6

      Mitch made that show better.

    • @briandavis55
      @briandavis55 4 года назад +3

      I didn't realize until maybe 10 years later and getting into comedy that Mitch was Frank on that 70's show. It would have been even better if he was a recurring character.

    • @23bitchris60
      @23bitchris60 4 года назад +2

      @@EvertfromNederland he was only in one episode and he was in it for like 30 seconds.

  • @YaBoyRagnarsty
    @YaBoyRagnarsty 2 года назад +34

    If you want to know how good a comedian Mitch Hedberg was, just listen to the way some of the greats talk about him.
    RIP Mitch. We used to miss you, man. We still do, but we used to too.

  • @thescoobymike
    @thescoobymike 5 лет назад +54

    I've heard that last Norm story a million times and it's still hilarious

  • @JohnnyBNerdy
    @JohnnyBNerdy 5 лет назад +43

    "I saw this wino eating grapes, and I was like 'dude, you have to wait'" -- first Mitch joke I ever heard, about 2 weeks after I lost it all in hurricane Katrina.
    I was immediately a fan. Made me laugh when I was at my lowest. Miss you, Mitch!

  • @chillinlikebobdylan1979
    @chillinlikebobdylan1979 5 лет назад +40

    I miss Mitch Hedberg .. I was eating a Swiss cheese sandwich , “is it any good ?”.... every now and again ...

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +1

      Very few people will really get this 😅😅😅😎😎👍👍👍👍👍

  • @xnxtlvlx4194
    @xnxtlvlx4194 4 года назад +18

    "When I was a kid, I used to lie awake in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was."
    -Mitch
    RIP

  • @mojojojo3141
    @mojojojo3141 6 месяцев назад +2

    What a blessing to be able to tell stories about Mitch and Norm and all these other fantastic people. Artie lived a life

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 5 лет назад +66

    I LOVE mitch.....still listen all the time. I put him on in the car, and watch the gears turn in my 12 year old’s head as she listens and inevitably laughs about five seconds later.

  • @dannymartial7997
    @dannymartial7997 Год назад +6

    I get so happy seeing comedians reminiscing on Mitch Hedberg. I miss him.

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders 5 лет назад +354

    “I went to the doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do NOT go see Dr.Acula.”

    • @MrStrawberryfields4
      @MrStrawberryfields4 5 лет назад +6

      Will always be my favorite of his.

    • @teopini
      @teopini 5 лет назад +6

      I finally got this joke

    • @Chris-js6oz
      @Chris-js6oz 3 года назад

      😂😂😂 brilliant!

    • @ashimrat
      @ashimrat 3 года назад

      Scrubs took this from him!!! love it

  • @mab8485
    @mab8485 5 лет назад +67

    What if a drummer accidentally played with magic wands? “One and a two and a three and a 4!” Oh shit... my bass player is now a can of soup

  • @EasyyyDoesIt
    @EasyyyDoesIt 5 лет назад +87

    "I like Kit-Kats unless I'm with four or more people."
    RIP Mitch.

    • @jakrazzer1768
      @jakrazzer1768 4 года назад +2

      The letters printed on the candy bar robs you of chocolate !!!

    • @SupermanNew52
      @SupermanNew52 4 года назад +1

      Kit Kats never had a dash symbol. Mandela Effect.

    • @julioarroyos4510
      @julioarroyos4510 4 года назад

      I like Swiss cheese. Unless I’m with four or more people....

  • @HexNottingham
    @HexNottingham 3 года назад +7

    I have a coworker that lives in Baltimore that had tickets to see Mitch Hedberg in person and was waiting in line at the venue with friends when an Improv employee informed them that he had passed away the nyte before. It was so hard to convince them because the people had a hard tyme believing that it wasn't an April Fools joke. Obviously, it seemed surreal to them as the realisation slowly lead to shock and then heartbreak. Gods, what a loss.
    "Don't give up, Mitchell. Please try again! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

  • @NickSpaloss
    @NickSpaloss 5 лет назад +135

    For those wondering, Joe Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

    • @LouisGerbercapacitacion
      @LouisGerbercapacitacion 5 лет назад +4

      Was wondering

    • @micjr21
      @micjr21 5 лет назад +1

      I'm like wtf. When did the set change.

    • @derrickdamewood2596
      @derrickdamewood2596 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I’m like what happened to Jimmy Hendrix and the flag?

    • @bgs5712
      @bgs5712 5 лет назад +2

      Thank uuuu....couldn’t figure it out

    • @king_ka0s416
      @king_ka0s416 5 лет назад +1

      I was wondering lol right on for looking out for ppl like me yo lol

  • @Ctothebg
    @Ctothebg Год назад +4

    “ I like rice, rice is good for when your hungry and want 2,000 of something” Im so glad I saw him in February 2005 at the uptown theatre in KC. I understand what Artie is talking about here as he was talking to the microphone cord throughout the show. He passed 3 weeks after that show. RIP to a legend ❤️

  • @MrEScience
    @MrEScience 5 лет назад +79

    "A duck loves bread but he does not have the capacity to buy a loaf..."

    • @nyar5863
      @nyar5863 5 лет назад +9

      I find that a duck's oppinion of me greatly hinges on whether I have bread or not.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 4 года назад +1

      😢😢😢

  • @codyjones1098
    @codyjones1098 4 года назад +13

    Mitch Hedberg was incredible in his observation of modern life!

  • @justinman114
    @justinman114 4 года назад +8

    Mitch is my favorite comedian of all time. Such a simple genius.

  • @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
    @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 Год назад +10

    Both Norm and Mitch were unique voices in comedy. Hope people keep on carrying the legacy of their style of comedy.

  • @RigatoniMadMax
    @RigatoniMadMax 5 лет назад +31

    It’s really good to see Artie looking so great 😁

  • @josh_yep.
    @josh_yep. 5 лет назад +34

    Artie is a genius. He always makes me laugh, especially when he talks about Norm. Thankfully, he can't go 5 minutes without talking about Norm.

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel 2 года назад +6

    I'm so glad that Mitch became a legend among his peers.

  • @ScottParisi
    @ScottParisi 3 года назад +14

    I've seen this clip half a dozen times and laugh just as hard each time. Mitch Hedberg is an absolute legend.

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 5 лет назад +52

    Acid was my favorite drug. It really opened up my mind.
    When I was on acid, I would see things, like beams of light. And hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns

    • @dcmiguel7777
      @dcmiguel7777 5 лет назад +5

      agreen182 the promising to prevent forest fires was my favorite part of that joke

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave 4 года назад

      I wish he had just stuck to Acid. Heroin is definitely a step in the wrong direction.

  • @forktaildevil38j44
    @forktaildevil38j44 4 года назад +25

    Every time i have a club sandwich it reminds me of Hedberg. " Frilly toothpicks, im for 'em "

    • @everyvillainislemons7583
      @everyvillainislemons7583 4 года назад +2

      Forktaildevil38J and in the middle we shall dump - chips

    • @jakrazzer1768
      @jakrazzer1768 4 года назад +1

      And if you don’t like them.....then YOU’RE NOT IN THE FUCKING CLUB !

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 3 года назад +1

      This club is formed! Spread the news on menus nationwide

  • @senseicorey9979
    @senseicorey9979 5 лет назад +23

    Got to see Mitch live. Never laughed so hard in my life

  • @stevenrogersfineart4224
    @stevenrogersfineart4224 3 года назад +4

    Hedberg was awesome. I'm so glad we have his performances on RUclips 😀

  • @misfitramone
    @misfitramone 5 лет назад +41

    My favorite was the I'm staying in a hotel, I don't want to give away the name. But there are two trees involved!

    • @sushi_glory_hole
      @sushi_glory_hole 5 лет назад +5

      misfitramone the girl at the front desk gave me her number-it’s zero.

    • @misfitramone
      @misfitramone 5 лет назад +5

      @@sushi_glory_hole I tried to call her from home and some other lady answered!

  • @josephpk4878
    @josephpk4878 Год назад +4

    My favourite comedian of all time. He must have been a hilarious friend to hang out with. Dreaming is hard work. One minute you're sleeping, the next minute, you gotta build a go-cart with your ex-landlord.

  • @joanrey6103
    @joanrey6103 5 лет назад +158

    Mitch is a legend

    • @marleyjanim5033
      @marleyjanim5033 5 лет назад

      Bigtime legend

    • @bernhardtsen74
      @bernhardtsen74 5 лет назад

      @@marleyjanim5033 I love how often he would come on Letterman show!shame about his heroine addiction!

    • @billie_vanilli
      @billie_vanilli 5 лет назад

      @Anthony Swiss So sorry for whatever he did to you.

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 4 года назад +16

    "I might buy a fedora.....been thinking about buying a fedora....so if you ever see me wearing a fedora....I DID."

  • @bigrobrooks6869
    @bigrobrooks6869 5 лет назад +31

    And that fat comic was Jim Gaffigan.

    • @slomofome14
      @slomofome14 3 года назад +1

      Hmm 🤔
      He used to be in my top 5, now he’s super sjw n just gone off the deep end w his political bs

  • @MsFitVegan
    @MsFitVegan 5 лет назад +20

    I tried to walk into target but I missed 😭

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 5 лет назад +25

    "I'm getting sick of following my dreams. I think I'm gonna ask them where they're going and hook up later."

  • @ZanzibarBreeze
    @ZanzibarBreeze 4 года назад +23

    I really wish Mitch had overcome his drug troubles. 😭

  • @Alvan81
    @Alvan81 5 лет назад +20

    I didnt really know who Mitch was until later. I would hear clips of him here there.
    When I googled him to try and find more material, I realized he had passed away.
    I really felt like somebody had punched me in the gut. I still do.
    And I still Drink "Dr. Pepper's less successful brother, Mr. PIBB, who never finished college".

  • @shaunmichaelchase
    @shaunmichaelchase 5 лет назад +6

    Artie is such a great story teller. Miss him on Stern.

  • @phukyew14
    @phukyew14 5 лет назад +54

    "My apartment is infested with Kuala Bears, it is the cutest infestation ever."

    • @pizzamon795
      @pizzamon795 5 лет назад +7

      Come here fellas, let me hold one of ya.

  • @angie2017
    @angie2017 5 лет назад +2

    I miss Mitch so much it hurts. I am so glad Artie is still with us and is staying clean. God Bless you Artie and RIP Mitch. They were right ,you were a genius comic it's a shame your genius couldn't save you from being and addict.

  • @mudvayne20056969
    @mudvayne20056969 5 лет назад +18

    Holy shit I couldn't recognize Artie until he started talking.
    He actually looks sober!

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, he looks happier and healthier. So glad for him.

  • @robertrigertjr.4943
    @robertrigertjr.4943 4 года назад

    Artie Lang looking clear eyed and so great sober. love seeing it.He comes off like a totally different person. What a testament for sobriety.. Beautiful

  • @wesinsarasota3828
    @wesinsarasota3828 5 лет назад +162

    I only came to the comment section for more Mitch Hedberg jokes. I thought there'd be more...
    An escalator can't break... They can only become stairs. Sorry for the convenience

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 5 лет назад +3

      Pound for Pound Hedberg one of the GOATS.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 5 лет назад +5

      there is no 'sorry, temporarily out of order' sign for an escalator, it is a 'sorry, temporarily stairs' sign

    • @TheZachShack
      @TheZachShack 5 лет назад +10

      If you are flamable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit

    • @tylersmith7906
      @tylersmith7906 5 лет назад +2

      I bought a donut they gave me receipt for that donut I said we dont need to bring ink and paper into this.

    • @Whizite94
      @Whizite94 5 лет назад +4

      I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
      -mitch

  • @blakenorthrup
    @blakenorthrup Год назад +1

    Norm and Mitch = greatness😂😂

  • @kahwigulum
    @kahwigulum 5 лет назад +9

    "Go around!" You might have a knob on the other side... but over here it's flat!

  • @dopedrums
    @dopedrums 3 года назад +15

    1:19 I like how he quickly explained the joke to the deaf crowd too

  • @johnnydabs4855
    @johnnydabs4855 5 лет назад +21

    Mitch was a boss
    He's buried just up the road from me
    Wish he could have tamed his demons

    • @ucanemailleo
      @ucanemailleo 4 года назад

      L K ....he was just dying to say it!

  • @jeffjeff6746
    @jeffjeff6746 3 года назад +1

    RIP Mitch...RIP Norm...Artie beating the odds.

  • @matte6352
    @matte6352 5 лет назад +68

    Artie is looking really goddamn good now that he’s cleaned up.

    • @drmatt357
      @drmatt357 5 лет назад +3

      He does but he looks different. I can't figure it out. He has this Asian look ore something...

    • @Turbochapman
      @Turbochapman 4 года назад +2

      @@drmatt357 its his new nose and teeth

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +3

      Yeah except the collapsed face lmao no judging. This is coming from another heroin addict in recovery. I was just lucky enough to get that kick in the ass before my nose fell off lol

    • @jessecampbell2676
      @jessecampbell2676 4 года назад +1

      @@drmatt357 ...I think it was..... Asian... They were speaking a different language it sounded kind of.....uh asiaaaaan.

    • @RaininMortars
      @RaininMortars 3 года назад

      Got a ring or something around tip of his nose....plus white , short hair

  • @BluDemonOzzy
    @BluDemonOzzy 3 года назад +1

    Hedburg was the king of making simple amazing. Sometimes you can loose an audience if you have a joke with multiple transitions to it, but when you're going joke for joke for joke. You're creating a situation were people have to pay attention and it keeps them laughin. Sometimes short is sweet.
    RIP man, I don't think I'll rest in peace. I'm pretty sure I'm going to rest loudly.

  • @pizzamon795
    @pizzamon795 5 лет назад +20

    I don't have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that would get really upset if she heard me say that

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv 2 месяца назад +1

    Mitch and Norm, two legends who can never be replaced

  • @stephenmartinez4203
    @stephenmartinez4203 3 года назад +5

    Norm and Mitch are some of those comics who aren’t exactly recognized by the average person but among comics they’re revered as gods

  • @JaysStraightUpReviews
    @JaysStraightUpReviews 3 года назад +1

    Hedberg was a unique talent, viewing things around him from the perspective of a high person and translating what he saw to others.

  • @caitthecat
    @caitthecat 4 года назад +8

    "I got my hair highlighted because I believe some strands are more important than others."

  • @williamheinbuch
    @williamheinbuch 5 лет назад

    This explains a LOT! I’ve been seeing so much mitch hedberg stuff in recommended on youtube lately... now i know why.

  • @richy12377
    @richy12377 5 лет назад +12

    “Dogs are forever in the push up position, gimme 20 dog I can see that you’re ready”

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 4 года назад +2

    "I love an escalator man, because an escalator can never break, they can only become stairs"
    When Hedberg said that I fucking cried, that man`s delivery was SO fucking good!

  • @7Be
    @7Be 5 лет назад +165

    "I took a birth control pill once because I thought it was a vicodin. Some lady gave it to me at a show. I didn't have a baby, it worked"
    Sounds like a hedburg joke