Bill Burr - 30 for 30 - BROKE

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @davebryant9271
    @davebryant9271 5 лет назад +2503

    Bro, that synchronization between Bill Burr and the adviser is GOAT

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams 5 лет назад +21

      He's a donkey. The biggest ass in the game. Not a single comedian in the world could measure up to his horse chicken.

    • @stxx1982
      @stxx1982 5 лет назад +11

      Jesus christ I was thinking da same thing... shits hilarious

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 5 лет назад +24

      2:46

    • @TheLWesel
      @TheLWesel 5 лет назад +3

      how did he do that haha

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 5 лет назад

      I fucking died laughing...

  • @FranzFerdinand76
    @FranzFerdinand76 5 лет назад +1562

    Do not engage in wasteful spending
    Eliminate any and all complications
    Keep a precise tally of your capital

    • @Jack-qn4vt
      @Jack-qn4vt 5 лет назад +28

      and then die with a massive amount of savings...what a way to go

    • @humanbeing8449
      @humanbeing8449 5 лет назад +129

      @@Jack-qn4vt I can tell by your comment that you live paycheck to paycheck lol

    • @Jack-qn4vt
      @Jack-qn4vt 5 лет назад +6

      @@humanbeing8449 So so, I'm just saying our lives are more valuable then our money

    • @humanbeing8449
      @humanbeing8449 5 лет назад +43

      Your life IS more valuable than money....but that doesn't mean that you should relinquish progress. Surviving life is not living. Living a rich life is not only about amassing wealth; is what you make with that wealth what counts. But if you don't go build that wealth, all you can do is cry beside the ones that you couldn't help

    • @Jack-qn4vt
      @Jack-qn4vt 5 лет назад +7

      @@humanbeing8449 Yeah sure saving money especially for important things is needed. IMO you can create living a fulfilling/rich life without the extra wealth with the connections you make with people and the things you do ect. To add to my point is like sure build it, but then use it. I think it's stupid to save hundreds of thousands or even millions but then as you get really old with not much left to live for, you give most of it to your kids or close family members...you know what I mean? If not that's cool, we'll agree to disagree

  • @juantang0
    @juantang0 5 лет назад +2922

    3 Rules again:
    *Don’t Simple*
    *Keep it Money*
    *Count your Blow*

    • @jeffdunham7246
      @jeffdunham7246 5 лет назад +31

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @D1987Gd
      @D1987Gd 5 лет назад +82

      And don't get married. ...
      😂😂😉

    • @rctecopyright
      @rctecopyright 5 лет назад +41

      I thought it was blow your simple

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 5 лет назад +20

      Count that blow like Don Rockus

    • @bmcshane80
      @bmcshane80 5 лет назад +12

      Dis Da Real Advice here

  • @Firebourn94
    @Firebourn94 5 лет назад +1051

    0:57 He edited his own name in the bottom left That's hysterical

  • @MrFoggyG
    @MrFoggyG 5 лет назад +388

    “I uhh got me a cabin....bought a mountain”

    • @AmazighAmazon
      @AmazighAmazon 5 лет назад +10

      Definitely the best part of the video 🤣🤣

    • @keshavdhamija5870
      @keshavdhamija5870 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @outsiderzzzz
      @outsiderzzzz 6 месяцев назад

      "Bought my mama a car.....spent the rest on PCP"

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII
    @HikoSeijuroXIII 4 года назад +158

    Burr laughing in the background of the financial advisor's anti-bankruptcy mantra will NEVER get old.

    • @IsaacHozz
      @IsaacHozz 2 года назад +6

      It's what brought me back... AGAIN

    • @IronHide3910
      @IronHide3910 2 года назад +1

      Right!

    • @J5mobile
      @J5mobile Год назад +1

      Every time he laughs I think of the Joker

    • @Markdfadf
      @Markdfadf 7 месяцев назад

      I watch this every couple of years to see Andre Rison and that financial advisor.

  • @peepas2633
    @peepas2633 5 лет назад +840

    How do I get rid of my depression?
    *Michael Smith* : Don't be sad, Keep it simple, Count your blessings.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 5 лет назад +8

      I'll bet that would help some poor dipshit, though!

    • @ForeignMoneyRecords
      @ForeignMoneyRecords 5 лет назад

      HAHHAHAHA!!!!!

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 5 лет назад

      look up vewn pizza on RUclips it reminds me of this comment

    • @LiogCeartas
      @LiogCeartas 5 лет назад +5

      ForeignMoneyRecords
      This is turning into a meme only bill burr fans gets. Love it!

    • @StannisHarlock
      @StannisHarlock 5 лет назад +5

      Watch To Catch A Predator and realize that no matter how bad things are now, someone is going through much worse. :)

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 2 года назад +53

    Bill has such a great memory, its like he watches the stuff he comments on immediately before the podcast

    • @shadegreen5351
      @shadegreen5351 2 года назад +5

      Or he writes the skits while watching or immediately after

    • @FrankDickerstein
      @FrankDickerstein Год назад

      @@shadegreen5351 If you ever heard him read I don't think you'd think that.

  • @Sola-Scriptura444
    @Sola-Scriptura444 4 года назад +69

    *"Don't Blow it, Keep it Simple, Count your Money."* most effective advice for certain people.

  • @tmac8892
    @tmac8892 5 лет назад +1432

    They're making a 30 for 30 on Russell Westbrook called 10 for 30.

  • @blueberrymcphuckerson9821
    @blueberrymcphuckerson9821 5 лет назад +118

    Explained in detail:
    *_1. Don't blow it._*
    Spend responsibly and resourcefully with long-term goals, not extravagantly and wastefully in the moment.
    *_2. Keep it Simple._*
    Focus on needs, not wants.
    *_3. Count your money._*
    Maintain a budget and always be aware of it.

    • @RenatoLemos94
      @RenatoLemos94 4 года назад +22

      That’s basically Warren Buffett’s advice, since that was a black guy speaking it, it was turned into a joke.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 4 года назад +2

      Under “don’t blow it” you forgot:
      Don’t marry gold digging whores

    • @knoxynyr87
      @knoxynyr87 4 года назад +2

      Amazing how so many people can’t follow these simple steps and then cry to politicians that “the system is broken” or “capitalism is evil”. No, you’re just an idiot.

    • @newerest1
      @newerest1 3 года назад

      @@knoxynyr87 "in public school, we were not taught how to pay taxes/create a budget/analyze the value of a liberal arts degree on a loan. therefore it's not our fault that we did one of those."
      They literally think that public school is supposed to, let alone be capable of, teaching them everything they need to know. It's pathetic how weak school has made people.

    • @batenkhtehe
      @batenkhtehe 3 года назад +1

      that's it

  • @lowrant
    @lowrant 5 лет назад +142

    This video is a masterpiece, from the synching of Bill when the guy says dont blow it, to him laughing at keith Mccants and of course the outro.

  • @cullenderoche1589
    @cullenderoche1589 5 лет назад +260

    D.B.I.
    K.I.S.
    C.Y.M.

  • @iLikeMyOwnPosts
    @iLikeMyOwnPosts 3 года назад +53

    Interestingly, bill always gets things slightly wrong when he is retelling the events in the show... but he gets the timing of the phrasing 100% perfect for a lip sync up. This man knows what he's doing.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm Год назад +4

      *slightly* wrong? He thought mccants made $75 mil. Playing inside linebacker. In 1990.
      The entire salary cap was $53 mil at the end of the 90s.

    • @Blackphillipsupporter
      @Blackphillipsupporter Год назад +1

      @@SKa-tt9nmThat’s just how his freckled brain works.

  • @100theDork
    @100theDork 5 лет назад +241

    Don’t blow it
    Keep it simple
    Count ya money

    • @Episcleritis
      @Episcleritis 4 года назад +9

      Which is perfect advice. I don't understand the hate.

    • @emmettredding1
      @emmettredding1 4 года назад +6

      @@Episcleritis I'm with you on this. Most are missing the point this advisor was making!! By stating three very simple rules he's actually saying you have to be REALLY DUMB to lose such large amounts of money and have nothing to show for it!!

    • @knoxynyr87
      @knoxynyr87 4 года назад +1

      I might put this on my tombstone

    • @josephpeeler5434
      @josephpeeler5434 4 года назад

      @@Episcleritis Yes, it is good advice. Don't understand why Bill thinks it is absurd.

    • @hothotheat3000
      @hothotheat3000 4 года назад +4

      Legit. He stated it in layman’s terms. A dude from the hood doesn’t want to hear about mutual funds and REITs. He doesn’t understand that. He does understand the three points:
      Don’t blow it: a chain and a Lamborghini aren’t appreciating assets. That’s a WASTE. You have to invest and save WAY more than you spend.
      Keep it simple: you don’t need multiple homes, multiple cars, multiple wives, multiple baby mamas. One of each. You don’t need multiple hangers-on and people around who do nothing.
      Count your money: know how much you have AND DONT HAVE at all times. No one signs your checks but you.

  • @matthewp9156
    @matthewp9156 5 лет назад +38

    3:35 It always impresses me how spot on Bill's cadence was with the dude in the documentary

    • @cflo1386
      @cflo1386 5 лет назад

      Seriously on point.

    • @houseofanaconda
      @houseofanaconda 3 года назад

      Hes an American icon of Common Sense. his Comedy is made out just common Fucking Sense lmao!

    • @ABAYBAZ
      @ABAYBAZ Год назад

      They edited the footage to match Bill Burrs voice lmao

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 5 лет назад +85

    3:00 when your financial advisor tryna be gangsta. Sounds like a Cypress Hill lyric LOL

  • @John-k8k9q
    @John-k8k9q 2 года назад +33

    allenpalin . . .
    *he blew it*
    *kept it psycho*
    *count yo decades*

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 лет назад +157

    I'm Eastern European and this also happens in my country with dudes who come back after working abroad. They start spending because they want everyone to know they "made it".

    • @erikjohnson5549
      @erikjohnson5549 5 лет назад +46

      I think I heard someone call it "new money syndrome"
      Someone struggles in thair early life, then starts making a LOT of money. They go out and indulge in every one of their vices and material desires and then show's everyone in the world that'll look in their direction.
      Not thinking about how FAST 30 or 100 million can leave your bank account and enter others.
      Moral of the story is Don't blow it, keep it simple and count you're money.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 лет назад +5

      @@erikjohnson5549 I got $7800 tax refund this April 1st...down to $2,500
      but I spent wisely

    • @paraguaymike5159
      @paraguaymike5159 5 лет назад +7

      daniel280456 In 1992, I left the States to study for a year in Poland. I ended up spending two years there. I was poor in the States, but in Eastern/Central Europe I was rich. I mainly used my new found status to bang chicks that were out of my league. It was great while the money lasted, then I had to go home and stsrt working again, and return to trying to bang Connecticunts. I never made big money or had fame but I imagine that my experience is similar to theirs.

    • @destroya3303
      @destroya3303 5 лет назад +10

      You can't have a poor man's mentality with money, or you end up back as a poor man. It all starts up stairs.

    • @calinmarian98
      @calinmarian98 5 лет назад +3

      Romanian?

  • @aeddfe3175
    @aeddfe3175 5 лет назад +393

    KEEP IT UPLOADING, DON'T LET RUclips TAKE YOU DOWN, COUNT YOUR COMMENTS

    • @BeexDubb
      @BeexDubb 5 лет назад +10

      Count ya videos 😭

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 5 лет назад +20

      Don't get reported, keep it clean,count your likes!!

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 5 лет назад +1

      hahahaha yep yesah

    • @bigplanslittledrive4791
      @bigplanslittledrive4791 5 лет назад

      Count your change, trust nobody

    • @beimircc6434
      @beimircc6434 5 лет назад +3

      Don't blow it
      Keep it simple
      Count your comments

  • @bubblegumgangster4949
    @bubblegumgangster4949 5 лет назад +75

    8:47 Got me a cabin bought a mountain LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @Aeon2Flux
      @Aeon2Flux 5 лет назад

      Bought my son a mountain, cash money!

  • @gangsta19x
    @gangsta19x 5 лет назад +93

    That blood in blood out clip was perfect. Glad you’re back with the heat

    • @nathanabney3847
      @nathanabney3847 5 лет назад +13

      Thank you couldn't remember the name of that movie and it was driving me crazy. Haven't watched it in forever have to go look for it now.

    • @mrno_name9518
      @mrno_name9518 5 лет назад +6

      Greatest movie ever

    • @lambro3001
      @lambro3001 5 лет назад +7

      It's basically an American Me remake minus all the ass rape Lol.. Two classics tho

    • @MrRyguy2112
      @MrRyguy2112 5 лет назад +2

      For cheap times!

  • @Maniak5100
    @Maniak5100 5 лет назад +134

    Don't need a finance degree. Just..."Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money."

  • @towallomeesgel1703
    @towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад +205

    Here's the advice you give a young man that gets rich overnight.
    1. Pay your taxes FIRST.
    2. Pay the people you're supposed to pay.
    3. No new friends.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 4 года назад +9

      2:02 - Bill gets progressive taxation wrong there. You don't pay 40% on 55k. In the US you pay 22% on that. So you'd take home $42,900. In the US you only pay 40% (now 37%) on yearly income over $306k. It's annoying when people misrepresent how progressive taxation works, because it's a good system and gives credence to dumb right wing arguments.

    • @melikecomedy
      @melikecomedy 4 года назад +1

      @@cockoffgewgle4993 assuming bill makes over that amount so thats what hes familiar with

    • @HowIsTheCraic
      @HowIsTheCraic 4 года назад +9

      Cockoff Gewgle Taking 40% of someone’s cheque is fucking ridiculous no matter how big the cheque is

    • @fraserclayton7468
      @fraserclayton7468 4 года назад +8

      @@HowIsTheCraic Back in the 70's they used to take 70% from high incomes. They stopped doing that and surprise surprise the government has less money for services and inequality skyrocketed

    • @jackxiao9702
      @jackxiao9702 4 года назад +2

      4. Don't let anyone else have the power to manage your money. Hire an accountant to fill out the tax form, and write the check yourself.
      5. Save half of your post tax earnings, put that into Index funds and T-Bills.

  • @davebryant9271
    @davebryant9271 5 лет назад +268

    Blow it
    Get complicated
    Lose your money

    • @rohanmac2139
      @rohanmac2139 5 лет назад +6

      Dave Bryant the basic fundamentals

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams 5 лет назад +6

      That's the ex-wifes plan.
      Blow it
      Spend his money
      Get divorced
      Spend his money

  • @hawaiidispenser
    @hawaiidispenser 5 лет назад +47

    Bill has such a great memory when watching shit and then later telling us exactly what happened.

  • @michahsimmons7568
    @michahsimmons7568 5 лет назад +62

    Perfect editing on:
    Don't blow it.
    Keep it simple.
    Count your money.

  • @Argos-xb8ek
    @Argos-xb8ek 5 лет назад +81

    I felt bad for that guy who let his dad ruin him financially. That made me sick

    • @mikeyoungblood1642
      @mikeyoungblood1642 3 года назад +13

      Bernie Kosar? Yeah it really sucked cause Bernie has always seemed like a good down to earth guy who happened to be a pro bowl QB

    • @dwhit6529
      @dwhit6529 3 года назад +16

      The worst part he was taken by both his dad and wife.

    • @kingseanp9267
      @kingseanp9267 2 года назад

      And his daughter does porn. It’s like making a deal with the devil to be an NFL QB and this was the unforeseen result.

  • @supernintendochalmers6628
    @supernintendochalmers6628 5 лет назад +24

    "... And I bought me a cabin, and I bought me a mountain..." 😂

    • @marionwalkerjr.7394
      @marionwalkerjr.7394 4 года назад +1

      If he bought all that he better keep it simple don't blow it and count your money

    • @supernintendochalmers6628
      @supernintendochalmers6628 4 года назад

      @@marionwalkerjr.7394 bill burr is too fucking funny man.

  • @junior1cedano
    @junior1cedano 5 лет назад +64

    Id never watch it but Bill's commentary is priceless 😂😂😂

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace 4 года назад +18

    "Conan! What is best in life?"
    "Don't blow it"
    "Keep it simple"
    "Countcha money!"

  • @stoneygreek
    @stoneygreek 5 лет назад +3

    I had a Flyers player for a nieghbor for three years. he once told me he will be all set when he gets 6mill in the bank. That way he can live off 3% or 180,000 for the rest of his life and still grow the principal. he's a game commentator in Philly now. Great, Smart, Humble guy.

  • @inscrutable67
    @inscrutable67 5 лет назад +7

    Man I'm glad this video popped up on my feed, makes sense, I love conspiracies and Bill Burr, and your editing is sweet!

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Who the *fuck* is this guy" always gets me

  • @tedgein9775
    @tedgein9775 5 лет назад +131

    If you have 1 Dollar and you spend 2, you're in debt. It's VERY simple.

    • @jailtimejake2151
      @jailtimejake2151 5 лет назад +13

      thanks

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +6

      Ted Gein You should be a financial advisor

    • @superspecky4eyes
      @superspecky4eyes 5 лет назад +5

      @@ImDino Also, don't blow it.

    • @PWCDN
      @PWCDN 4 года назад

      @Claudia Solomon yo you forgot one important point already, that's...count your money.

    • @alik5972
      @alik5972 4 года назад

      @BxxDxx Hoodoo that's why you count your money

  • @leobrad2199
    @leobrad2199 5 лет назад +263

    He forgot rule number one, don't get anyone pregnant!

    • @OBZRV82
      @OBZRV82 5 лет назад +7

      That's why medical insurance benefits should covers abortions. At least a co pay.

    • @OBZRV82
      @OBZRV82 5 лет назад

      @@jamesagwe2981 Yea but that's like having your favorite dish put in front of you and your only allowed to chew it. Or going to the theaters blindfolded with headphones on. You end up missing out on the experience.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 5 лет назад +3

      @@OBZRV82 then why go to a theater in the first place?

    • @OBZRV82
      @OBZRV82 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamesagwe2981 Exactly.. 😎

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 5 лет назад +5

      @@OBZRV82 Ahh yes, one night of passion for several decades of torture. Use the condom. That is what smart people do.

  • @Subject__
    @Subject__ 5 лет назад +27

    Bills rules as kid:
    Dont Blow it
    Apply the sun screen
    Keep under the shade

  • @pj1995____
    @pj1995____ 5 лет назад +71

    "Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money"

  • @linkinlooper
    @linkinlooper 5 лет назад +17

    "I've been drinking like a madman lately, i really need to stop" -Bill Burr 2019

  • @kanemura93
    @kanemura93 2 года назад +1

    I advice everyone I know with the "Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money", no matter if they have money or not.

  • @blue-phoenix115
    @blue-phoenix115 5 лет назад +30

    4:50 dude's head is so shinny, half of it turned invisible.

    • @ryneprince7113
      @ryneprince7113 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothymusson5040
    @timothymusson5040 2 года назад +1

    “I’d save all my money” says the guy who owns a helicopter! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @almost.humanlike
    @almost.humanlike 4 года назад +4

    "FOR CHEAP TIMES!"
    That ending. 🤣😭

  • @elmalifico3708
    @elmalifico3708 5 лет назад +25

    The two guys that Bill mentioned specifically were the only ones that I felt bad for, not so much for everyone else.
    For example there was this guy that bought a fur coat made of wolf (50K) and he only wore it 3 times. Guaranteed one of those times was when he tried it on at the store.

    • @csnide6702
      @csnide6702 2 года назад +2

      That was Bart Scott - said "it made me look like a silverback"

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 3 месяца назад +3

    Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money. I wish I could tell that to younger me. Would've stopped me from buying rims

  • @halvey8518
    @halvey8518 5 лет назад +54

    People of the internet:
    Keep this video alive this time.

  • @Live-Life-Freely
    @Live-Life-Freely 5 лет назад +13

    Live well below your means. My mother got a huge settlement check almost 20 years ago. Today she has three properties and a good chunk out of it in the bank. If she sold her assets she'd probably be ahead of that original sum.
    My friend's father also got a nice settlement check around that time, he immediately bought a brand new car. Today he still has that car but ran out of that money maybe 5 years into receiving it.

  • @dale8809
    @dale8809 2 года назад +1

    As a warren Sapp hater, I was was thrilled to see that that dirty player went bankrupt.

  • @demstaincanada
    @demstaincanada 5 лет назад +21

    NFL stands for not for long.

  • @Tonedefdom
    @Tonedefdom 5 лет назад +2

    I've returned to this for the years in a row, it's so good.

  • @fwiedwice824
    @fwiedwice824 5 лет назад +7

    This was one of my favorite ESPN 30 for 30s lol

  • @gking2709
    @gking2709 2 года назад +2

    The advisor is the smartest man in the show

  • @gastonave
    @gastonave 5 лет назад +38

    I was amazed how many athletes lost a fortune from investing in a nightclub. Never choose investments based on how much fun you think they'll be.

    • @tallsmile28
      @tallsmile28 4 года назад +1

      "Keep it Simple"

    • @E-Chap
      @E-Chap 4 года назад +1

      Yo I'm eating Fritos this very moment

    • @rally_chronicles
      @rally_chronicles 4 года назад

      @@tallsmile28 don't blow it.

    • @tallsmile28
      @tallsmile28 4 года назад

      @@rally_chronicles Count your money!!!

  • @marionwalkerjr.7394
    @marionwalkerjr.7394 Год назад +1

    I have listened to this about 10 times, and it still cracks me up

  • @benjones7634
    @benjones7634 2 года назад +4

    The end is hilarious "I've been drinking like a mad man lately"

    • @IronHide3910
      @IronHide3910 2 года назад

      Right! I’m trying to find this whole episode but the link in the descriptions doesn’t work anymore

  • @CgPallaeon
    @CgPallaeon 3 года назад +12

    And just a few weeks ago, Keith McCants, the guy with 75mil, died from an apparent drug overdose at the age of 53. These athletes live fast and can die young - not to mention all the injuries to their bodies and brain, it's no surprise they burn out fast.

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 2 года назад +2

      That hurts my heart to hear that news.

    • @CT-yr8ph
      @CT-yr8ph 2 года назад

      That’s fucked

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm Год назад +1

      Mccants never had 75 million. Bill’s memory as most faithful listeners know is trash. The highest paid linebacker in the LATE 90s - 10 yrs after mccants came up and 5 years after his career was over - was making like $5 mil a year.
      If you listen to the clip that’s in this video, mccants himself lists things he bought and says “that was $7 mil”.

  • @JimmyTurner
    @JimmyTurner 5 лет назад +29

    I love how you put your name in the athlete list who have declared bankruptcy lol

  • @flahgdoe4558
    @flahgdoe4558 4 года назад +1

    Why do I keep coming back to this video? Because it’s hilarious!

    • @flahgdoe4558
      @flahgdoe4558 2 года назад +1

      Proof I keep coming back lol

  • @CravonMoorehead
    @CravonMoorehead 2 года назад +3

    Lmao till this day I always randomly say in conversations “don’t blow it, keep it simple, count your money”

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 5 лет назад +48

    The Dumbest thing said on that 30 for 30 was Leon Searcy saying he only had $50,000 left & he went out bought a brand new H2 Hummer because he "Had to Have it"!!
    Jesus Christ!!🙄 SMH... 😒😒

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 5 лет назад

      Look back, he fuck was so attention grabbing about a Hummer, seriously ?

    • @aeromedical6750
      @aeromedical6750 5 лет назад +1

      LOL. Then he went to pay the insurance and put gas in it and was like “Shit- I done blew my whole wad. Ain’t that a mutha fukker!”

    • @executiveorder7146
      @executiveorder7146 5 лет назад

      Yep that thing was the prettiest thing sittin lol if you can afford gas in it you are not going anywhere

    • @Mace907
      @Mace907 5 лет назад

      That's what happens when you became rich in your late teens or early 20s and never had to say "no" to your impulses.

    • @marionwalkerjr.7394
      @marionwalkerjr.7394 4 года назад

      And he was the one that had a joint checking account with a random broad. The first serious argument and she took out all the money.

  • @Targisvear
    @Targisvear 4 года назад +4

    "Should Michael Vick have gone broke?"
    "NO. Are you kidding me? Hell no!"
    Lmao

  • @terencew7716
    @terencew7716 2 месяца назад

    This is my favorite 30 For 30
    Be responsible with your finances!!

  • @joshrosenthal7975
    @joshrosenthal7975 5 лет назад +4

    SHOUT OUT FOR THE CLASSIC KING LOS TRACK 🔥🔥

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 5 лет назад +2

    “Got me a Cabin bought me a mountain” 😂😂

  • @good2cu793
    @good2cu793 5 лет назад +14

    Bill Burr, you're more genius than you realize.👍

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 2 года назад +2

    The best places to invest your money are:
    1. Don't blow it.
    2. Keep it simple.
    3. Count your money.

  • @mugshotmarley
    @mugshotmarley 2 года назад +4

    RIP Keith McCants

  • @jasonMontalvo1
    @jasonMontalvo1 5 лет назад

    These videos are so well produced

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 5 лет назад +14

    I forgot where I saw it but I know it was an article on Rob Gronkowski retirement and how he still had money and I’m not joking it read
    “he kept it simple didn’t blow it and counted his money “ I laughed so much it reminded me of Bill

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 лет назад +2

      Or he's just white. There's a reason why it's called umm.... "African American" rich

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 лет назад +3

      @XavierM I'm just saying dude every person in this video was black. And the one white guy didn't blow his money it got stolen from him by his dad. Pattern recognition my dude

    • @darrenp2719
      @darrenp2719 5 лет назад

      Marshawn Lynch and Shaq both did the same thing only spent endorsement money while playing

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 5 лет назад

      @@andremaines as fcked up as tht sounds, there is a little truth to tht. Or tht is definitely the perception.

    • @patwaddington
      @patwaddington Месяц назад

      Yeah the money he spent during playing was just all from endorsements. He saved all his money from his patriots contract and didn’t touch any of it

  • @Billalabdullahi
    @Billalabdullahi 5 лет назад +1

    103K subs. You are criminally unappreciated. Your hilarious 😂

  • @The_Gray_Fox947
    @The_Gray_Fox947 5 лет назад +12

    How I avoid divorce
    Don't blow it
    Keep it simple
    Count my money

  • @liam2x4
    @liam2x4 5 лет назад +1

    ITS BACK IVE BEEB MISSING THIS CLIP DUDE

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo100 5 лет назад +7

    This is the best one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anonymus5966
    @anonymus5966 5 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr keeps me sane

  • @aeromedical6750
    @aeromedical6750 5 лет назад +6

    You almost have to sit down with these guys and say to them:
    “Stop throwing money around to all these people who say they’re your friends. Try this- for two months, don’t treat any of them to anything. Tell them your financial advisor has advised that you need to be saving and investing for the future and you’re having to watch your cash flow more closely. The ones that are supportive and still there for you after those two months are your true friends. The ones that have jumped ship were the leeches!”

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 2 года назад +1

    So Im canadian (GTA) and the CFL is pretty popular here, especially the Tigercats. and like one of the Best players on the team made like a promotional video of his favorite places in Hamilton. and he's like "Oh yeah go check out some fashion, go downtown and get some jewlery" and its great cause hes highlighting local business. But the thing is. Its the CFL. and his Contract is 200k a Year. and I'm just here like "YOU MAKE 200K A YEAR, YOU CANT AFFORD JEWLERY!"

    • @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy
      @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy 2 года назад

      Try using CAPS and proper sentence structure.
      Unless you are a product of the Canadian Public Education Asylum.

    • @cbm3
      @cbm3 2 года назад

      you can definitely afford jewelry if you make 200k a year...

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 2 года назад

      @@cbm3 just cause you CAN doesnt mean you SHOULD

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 2 года назад

      @@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy im just autistic.

    • @cbm3
      @cbm3 2 года назад

      @@RobGradyVO you realize thats more than most attorneys make right? I dont think most people would say they dont make enough to afford a piece of jewelry

  • @Akaya7777
    @Akaya7777 5 лет назад +11

    I love how in the doc it says literally 60% of these athletes are going broke but then Bill says most of them are good 😂 like did you watch the doc?

  • @ThePiepiedoo
    @ThePiepiedoo 5 лет назад

    Man if you're making these videos with Bill burrs podcast smashed in , you're a god.!.

  • @R666iE
    @R666iE 5 лет назад +11

    AllenPalin on the list of broke athletes on the very bottom X-D

  • @kostephan9442
    @kostephan9442 4 года назад +1

    Anyone else’s come back for a rewatch after last Thursdays throwback?

  • @willybla1
    @willybla1 3 года назад +3

    5:21 RIP McCants the guy just died

  • @kingpotpie4132
    @kingpotpie4132 5 лет назад +1

    Been in a binge of this love bill and you. Keep it up boss

  • @randysemenak2439
    @randysemenak2439 5 лет назад +4

    "A fool and his money are soon parted"

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson Год назад

    "did you go to fat camp" is one of the best comments I've ever seen for a youtube creator who takes a break in the schedule

  • @stockholmcindy6793
    @stockholmcindy6793 5 лет назад +5

    Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your money- that's all actually pretty practical advice. He's talking to people who have never had anything in their life and now they have millions of dollars and think they'll die rich. But his advice makes sense: Don't blow it- don't throw money away on things that aren't assets. Don't spend like there's no tomorrow. Keep it simple- only get what you need. House, vehicle, insurance, yearly allowance and investments. Count your money- keep track of your spending. Just because you're a millionaire right now doesn't mean you can buy whatever you want. Yes, his advice is really simplified for the sake of the soundclip, but it's sound advice for people in that situation. This man knows what he's talking about. I guarantee every professional sports star who went broke did not follow at least one of these rules.

  • @royalmusic7822
    @royalmusic7822 5 лет назад +2

    "Got me a cabin, bought me a mountain" lmfao

  • @jailtimejake2151
    @jailtimejake2151 5 лет назад +6

    8:00 Blood In Blood Out
    Great reference.

  • @RaphaelHameed
    @RaphaelHameed 5 лет назад +2

    George Foreman killed it with his tilted, table top grill. Best strategy is to use the money to make money, not give it away. George should've manufactured the grills in his hometown.

  • @darj617
    @darj617 2 года назад +8

    Can you imagine watching this for the first time with Bill and him dying laughing at these bozos, I'd pay to be there.

  • @scottnowell4975
    @scottnowell4975 7 месяцев назад +1

    Should have been called Broke Again.
    A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 5 лет назад +4

    2:50 Micheal Vick only went to him for 2 years. He didn't blow it, kept it simple but forgot to count his money.

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 Год назад +1

    3 years later I realized your name is on the bankrupt list 😂😂

  • @timetowin2413
    @timetowin2413 5 лет назад +5

    0:51 Allenpalin at the end of that list lmao

  • @mbthoma1
    @mbthoma1 5 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr is the funniest/genuine human being alive!

  • @boomshizzIe
    @boomshizzIe 5 лет назад +18

    Don’t blow it.
    Keep it simple.
    Count ya money!
    🤑😎🤠

  • @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl
    @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl 5 месяцев назад +1

    Good show

  • @GalacticoBernabeu
    @GalacticoBernabeu 2 года назад +3

    Coming back to watch this every 6 months, fucking love it 😅😍

    • @Deathbybigmac420
      @Deathbybigmac420 2 года назад +1

      Did you know he got 35 years In prison?

    • @GalacticoBernabeu
      @GalacticoBernabeu 2 года назад

      @@Deathbybigmac420 who? The adviser guy?

    • @Deathbybigmac420
      @Deathbybigmac420 2 года назад +1

      @@GalacticoBernabeu No, Allen Palin. The producer of this video got a 35year sentence. RUclips Allen Palin. You’ll see the news report.

    • @GalacticoBernabeu
      @GalacticoBernabeu 2 года назад +1

      @@Deathbybigmac420 watched it now, damn so fucked up....i had no idea so thanks for the info. Poor girl

    • @Deathbybigmac420
      @Deathbybigmac420 2 года назад +1

      @@GalacticoBernabeu Yeah it shocked me too. No problem at all. 🤝

  • @sipwhitemocha
    @sipwhitemocha 3 года назад +2

    0:58 hang in there allenpalin

  • @chaseadams347
    @chaseadams347 5 лет назад +28

    I always wanted to know the context of this.

  • @MrVernonCampbell
    @MrVernonCampbell 3 года назад +1

    Yes it was interesting, and to hear you speak about it. And saying what a lot of people were probably thinking when they saw it....