Can You Handle Hannibal Buress’s Food Jokes?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @swagshoes6833
    @swagshoes6833 5 лет назад +2303

    "I dont know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time."

    • @jesusoliva9222
      @jesusoliva9222 5 лет назад +20

      *semicolon

    • @graysonridge4080
      @graysonridge4080 5 лет назад +88

      I noticed it too. Genius.

    • @letsprogress4124
      @letsprogress4124 4 года назад +9

      that's awesome

    • @OFNDKing
      @OFNDKing 4 года назад +29

      It’s so crazy that you also heard this line that he said on this video that we all clicked on.

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 года назад +7

      @@OFNDKing right

  • @pistolshrimp7775
    @pistolshrimp7775 5 лет назад +1435

    why did I hear the streets as the straits this whole time

    • @trevorcooke9923
      @trevorcooke9923 4 года назад +21

      ME TOO MAN

    • @steveflow1332
      @steveflow1332 4 года назад +3

      What would that even mean lol

    • @RegReg02
      @RegReg02 4 года назад +59

      @@steveflow1332 😂 straight people maybe?

    • @safermusic
      @safermusic 4 года назад +12

      @@RegReg02 Like the band Dire Straits I was thinking

    • @davidusa47
      @davidusa47 4 года назад +40

      Ahhh I thought he said both, though I heard it as the “straights” like straight people.

  • @jst-c1372
    @jst-c1372 5 лет назад +2968

    Hannibal is so underrated.

    • @bheat3r
      @bheat3r 4 года назад +8

      Justin Milner so true

    • @Seifu4
      @Seifu4 4 года назад +10

      Justin Milner for real he is so undurnrateud

    • @ClownNaround
      @ClownNaround 4 года назад +5

      This comment is so underrated
      It should have more likes

    • @theonlymisael
      @theonlymisael 4 года назад +113

      It’s his own fault, all he does is comedic jokes.

    • @ryanaiden
      @ryanaiden 4 года назад

      I was just scrolling to the comments to say the same thing

  • @inquizition9672
    @inquizition9672 5 лет назад +437

    I was in my high school journalism class and his insight into school newspapers is spot on. Articles with a wealth of pointless information in order to meet a word quota pretty much nails it.

  • @davidk7529
    @davidk7529 4 года назад +141

    The best part is where he doesn’t even do any food jokes in the whole bit

  • @dantetejeda1868
    @dantetejeda1868 4 года назад +289

    That article is so wack.
    What? Was Simon Wilson the chief editor, or something??

    • @danielcropp8553
      @danielcropp8553 4 года назад +7

      i see what you did there!

    • @aaz.4040
      @aaz.4040 3 года назад +5

      This comment need more likes ..

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 3 года назад +11

      Who TF is Simon Wilson 😎!?!?!

    • @thesameguy6690
      @thesameguy6690 3 года назад +1

      @@MikeBrownLegend you need to watch all his shows to understand

    • @niro1602
      @niro1602 3 года назад +5

      @@MikeBrownLegend next big blind guy dummy

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 4 года назад +321

    The more I see it the more I realize how genius this bit is. "Everyone gets what they want" is such an obvious racial remark but he entirely sidesteps that aspect of it and just takes it at face value. Like he said earlier: "it's easier to go with 'weird' than 'racist'".

    • @chiggybungu8881
      @chiggybungu8881 2 года назад +25

      He said its easier to go with racist than weird, but yeah he is amazing

  • @ethan_benfield
    @ethan_benfield 4 года назад +47

    as a journalism student, I see so much of my own shitty writing in this. I love it

  • @samir6047
    @samir6047 5 лет назад +444

    Shout out to Christina Applegate !

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 года назад +3

      this muhfugga knows...

  • @sluggishnu
    @sluggishnu 5 лет назад +391

    3:49
    "Hey, I wanna make this article more tacky. You have any ideas?"
    "Well, maybe you could mention the amount of money he's making from the show that adds nothing to the article at all, plus we get the added bonus of putting his business out there and making it harder for him to charge more than that in the future..."

    • @elans.8595
      @elans.8595 4 года назад +11

      You could have used a semi-colon.

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 лет назад +472

    Morpheus dorpheus walruses

    • @kloakekloaker1020
      @kloakekloaker1020 5 лет назад +29

      worcestershire sauce go into your orifices!!!

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 5 лет назад +15

      Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket!

    • @dhabinuisance3643
      @dhabinuisance3643 5 лет назад

      Aslan I have more likes on my comment

    • @georgelopez8493
      @georgelopez8493 5 лет назад +16

      sea shells by the sea shorepheus

    • @AslanW
      @AslanW 5 лет назад +7

      @@dhabinuisance3643 Cool bro you win the RUclips.

  • @ethanpark4274
    @ethanpark4274 4 года назад +1048

    Okay, but hear me out: John Mulaney's a semi-colon comedian.

    • @rachelk3887
      @rachelk3887 4 года назад +33

      Lmfao this is perfect

    • @666ARISH
      @666ARISH 4 года назад +31

      Damn, that makes sense .I don't know why but that makes sense.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 4 года назад +30

      John Mulaney is a text with no punctuation whatsoever

    • @beatfox9
      @beatfox9 4 года назад +9

      good use of the full colon to set up the semicolon

    • @VERSACE.1X
      @VERSACE.1X 4 года назад +3

      bt all anus

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 года назад +1744

    That article was so racist relegating him just to a diversity quota, good on hannibal making light of it that’d piss me off

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 4 года назад +35

      Then you're a pretty soft person

    • @TheAntManChannel
      @TheAntManChannel 4 года назад +75

      They call it "diversity"... pretty much being a racist.

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 4 года назад +9

      You got mad FOR someone....k

    • @donniedouglas6837
      @donniedouglas6837 4 года назад +85

      That doesn’t make this person soft. People are entitled to their own opinions. Hannibal is just too cool to let that upset him. He got paid, he got to leave that town / university and got to make fun of them. Unfortunate choice of words in that article but that was, as Hannibal said, “borderline racist.” They honestly probably just need more “diversity” seeing as how they think this is a good thing.

    • @djtheturtle1399
      @djtheturtle1399 4 года назад +45

      @@that_deadeyegamer7920 you must be a terrible friend if you think someone mentioning hannibal being slighted like this is soft

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 4 года назад +54

    “No, but I got what I want...”
    Never watched this guy, but damn that was a good introduction.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 5 лет назад +768

    Why'd you book this comedian?
    "Oh, because he's black"
    That's gotta be some kinda racism, right?

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 5 лет назад +16

      chaosXpert not if you are a black student and you’ve seen nothing but white comedians. Now with Hannibal it is mostly irrelevant because his bits usually are race neutral, but that can’t be said for everyone.

    • @Jonwb2005
      @Jonwb2005 5 лет назад +11

      You realize blacks can use the internet as well as RUclips too right?

    • @georgefra9993
      @georgefra9993 4 года назад +14

      @@jefffawcett the best comedians right now are black tho

    • @mikej8951
      @mikej8951 4 года назад +23

      @@georgefra9993 that's just like your opinion.

    • @lordalcyoneus7187
      @lordalcyoneus7187 4 года назад +37

      It's good ol progressive racism, I see it everywhere at university. Worst part is they don't even realize they're labeling someone by their race, which is racist.

  • @williambryant2055
    @williambryant2055 5 лет назад +554

    Nah I’m not gonna watch the clip, but I got what I wanted

    • @adamleitner8564
      @adamleitner8564 4 года назад +3

      Best comment award goes to you my good sir

  • @resafuller1447
    @resafuller1447 3 года назад +38

    As someone who went to Eastern and loves to make fun of the school's paper, I am A) so sorry to Hannibal Buress and B) laughing my ASS off

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile 4 года назад +14

    "Who else is talking about food jokes rn"
    *Jim Gaffigan's ears tingle*

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 4 года назад +228

    I remember walking out when he did his jokes about celery, there's edgy and there's just plain hateful

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 3 года назад +32

      You walked out because you got what you want.

  • @rajatchandra378
    @rajatchandra378 5 лет назад +710

    Imagine Hannibal telling comedic jokes all covered in satin bringing diversity 🤪😂😂

  • @timmyturner7514
    @timmyturner7514 5 лет назад +136

    Can confirm: Eastern Illinois blows

    • @CrispyChicken38
      @CrispyChicken38 4 года назад +4

      Addendum: northern Illinois is terrible as well. Yes, that includes Chicago. I live up here and wish I didn't.

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 года назад +13

      All of Illinois blows

    • @autumnishere420
      @autumnishere420 4 года назад +8

      central illinois sucks too

    • @autumnishere420
      @autumnishere420 4 года назад +2

      @@rockk9753 chicago isn't that bad. i lived there for about a year. the only problem is the cost of living.

    • @shaungarrett5291
      @shaungarrett5291 4 года назад

      Niu was great. Eastern does suck. Terrible small town.

  • @BarcaPatrick9
    @BarcaPatrick9 5 лет назад +199

    I get the strange suspicion that Hannibal is always stoned out of his mind before a show.

    • @tldoctor2497
      @tldoctor2497 4 года назад +6

      Doing standup, even if open mic is a must do for me. And best believe I'll be pregaming before the show

    • @n0ch91c3s
      @n0ch91c3s 4 года назад +6

      He's mentioned before that people always think he's stoned but he doesn't really smoke weed. Drinking is his vice

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 4 года назад +48

    Dammit... No wonder my friends never laugh... I should have thought of making comedic jokes

  • @thomasdulaney1054
    @thomasdulaney1054 4 года назад +2

    Hannib Buress holds a place in my heart as my favorite comedian

  • @justmyopinionbro
    @justmyopinionbro 5 лет назад +18

    Can’t wait for Hannibal and Jim Gaffigan to bring us the ‘Kings of Food Comedy’ tour

  • @jaysun4069
    @jaysun4069 5 лет назад +74

    As an EIU grad, this is not surprising.

    • @whitesheatingairappliancer7101
      @whitesheatingairappliancer7101 5 лет назад +1

      So you're not satisfied with your education at EIU?

    • @jaysun4069
      @jaysun4069 5 лет назад +16

      @@whitesheatingairappliancer7101 oh no. Im actually satisfied with my education. Just saying diversity is not that great there and we had a shitty news paper

    • @blazikenburns
      @blazikenburns 5 лет назад +8

      As a resident of the town you went to collage in: we are sorry

    • @spencermorgan5734
      @spencermorgan5734 4 года назад +2

      @@blazikenburns College*

  • @beringela9136
    @beringela9136 4 года назад +11

    As a mass communication student who has tried taking part of my university's new paper, I can attest to articles like these being extremely common.

  • @mohammedmasoud775
    @mohammedmasoud775 5 лет назад +35

    The lettuce bit guy!

  • @SaltWaterDrums
    @SaltWaterDrums 2 года назад +2

    I live in Charleston Illinois, down the street from the EIU campus, and even though I don't go there, I still feel ashamed. What a shambles of an article!

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 4 года назад +10

    I love his jokes about The Streets

  • @Apudurangdinya
    @Apudurangdinya 5 лет назад +2

    It just the way he talk pierced my ear like no one else

  • @SoapinTrucker
    @SoapinTrucker 4 года назад +5

    Intelligence ✓ Soul ✓ Street Smart ✓ Delivery ✓ Unique ✓ Entertaining ✓
    🍻💯👍

  • @eddygci8
    @eddygci8 2 года назад +2

    Hannibal is a master of Stand up comedy

  • @CriminalJusticeExpert1
    @CriminalJusticeExpert1 14 дней назад

    This dude is a genius with his bits!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @dspsblyuth
    @dspsblyuth 5 лет назад +44

    The article written by an adult journalist major sounds like an essay written by a 9 year old

    • @gvictor
      @gvictor 4 года назад +4

      that's pretty typical for campus newspapers (i had a column in my school's paper back in the day)

    • @nicholasbailey6622
      @nicholasbailey6622 4 года назад +3

      One of my friends in college was a journalism major who wrote sports articles for the school newspaper. He once told me he was explicitly taught to write at an 8th grade level since that’s the average reading level of Americans.

    • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
      @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 4 года назад +1

      @@nicholasbailey6622 That sounds really fake, bro. It´s hard to believe the mere fact that people teach you to "write at an 8th grade level"

    • @danielcropp8553
      @danielcropp8553 4 года назад

      @@nicholasbailey6622 that is very sad.

  • @ClownNaround
    @ClownNaround 4 года назад +7

    2:26
    You got to eat the lettuces
    Just straight up eat the lettuce
    Eric Andre show anyone?

  • @nathancancel
    @nathancancel 5 лет назад +86

    Man when is Hannibal gonna put out another special? It’s been too damn long, I know he probably has a plan for it but I need something fresh

  • @animegirl17
    @animegirl17 4 года назад +15

    Now that I stopped laughing like a lunatic, I can see how racist the paper kind of sounds, but hannibal always make the best out of every situation and I needed this laugh very badly. So i appreciate this vid.

  • @adhilakhan4333
    @adhilakhan4333 2 года назад +2

    His act is so smart.👍
    "a human being wrote this
    and sent it to
    a higher-ranking human being."

  • @madecl21
    @madecl21 4 года назад +4

    Why'd this leave Netflix? This special is great and I can't find it now

  • @TheZooropaBaby
    @TheZooropaBaby 5 лет назад +160

    wow I hope these college kids didn't get evicted by this guy

    • @popculturereference1147
      @popculturereference1147 5 лет назад +30

      I don't think you know what the word "evicted" means.

    • @loudog7295
      @loudog7295 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe eviscerated?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 5 лет назад +10

      @@loudog7295 just google "Hannibal landlord" and you'd get it I think

    • @DanielMuvdi
      @DanielMuvdi 3 года назад

      suspended?

  • @acovenofmany333
    @acovenofmany333 3 года назад +1

    Hannibal is on my ‘Dream Dinner Guest List.’
    Truly an underrated and intelligent comedian.

  • @Charles_Johnfred
    @Charles_Johnfred Год назад

    I love em'.
    I need him talking all day.

  • @addrianparks125
    @addrianparks125 4 года назад +10

    imagine bieng in a jr high class with him😄

  • @jadendodd9732
    @jadendodd9732 4 года назад +2

    “Who else is talking about food in comedy”. Me: Jim Gaffigan

  • @naledidimpe8442
    @naledidimpe8442 4 года назад +4

    He’s sarcasm is unmatched 😭😭😭

  • @lizzyliz9906
    @lizzyliz9906 2 года назад

    He is so much like Mitch hedgburg. Love it so much. He is wonderful.

  • @grimfin3214
    @grimfin3214 5 лет назад +12

    See he's disdainful about this hypothetical lettuce joke but him saying eat the lettuce on the Eric Andre show is already emblazoned on my memory

  • @enriquekahn9405
    @enriquekahn9405 5 лет назад +11

    I can handle the food jokes if he lets me pay the rent next week

  • @txbill2512
    @txbill2512 3 года назад +1

    heard this on comedy radio and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @AIRSOFTRAIDERS1
    @AIRSOFTRAIDERS1 4 года назад +2

    To be fair, hannibal always got snacks on the eric andre show

  • @kevinathans4191
    @kevinathans4191 3 года назад +1

    This dude exposes so many people 😂

  • @PhlebiacClown
    @PhlebiacClown 5 лет назад +12

    I'm 2ft tall and 8ft wide, fight me

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman 2 года назад

    Probably my favorite clip of his

  • @jaybestnz
    @jaybestnz 3 года назад +2

    This is incredible. He's epic.

  • @ImZyron
    @ImZyron 2 года назад

    I am watching this on campus at Eastern Illinois University right now and let me say that this 100% sounds like something someone here would produce

  • @alexermergerd
    @alexermergerd 4 года назад +2

    That article was worse than I could have imagined. I saw Hannibal in college and nearly died of laughter.

  • @jameskim1505
    @jameskim1505 3 года назад +1

    I have $200 and dreams, let's do this.
    - Hannibal

  • @alyxskyler
    @alyxskyler 4 года назад +7

    I want to know if the author of the article ever saw this.

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 3 года назад +1

      One thing I know that author is doing right now, it's not writing an article

  • @678crazydave
    @678crazydave 4 года назад

    Holy crap this is absolutely golden

  • @merickful
    @merickful 5 лет назад +3

    I can definitely handle this. So much better than Netflix's recent string of odd memes featuring comics.

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY 5 лет назад +28

    I've never seen a comic get the same bits re-titled and uploaded this much.

    • @Jeramithehuman
      @Jeramithehuman 5 лет назад

      Ikr this is like 3 year old material I feel like Hannibal has like 40 min of jokes but has hours of videos

    • @ryanhmm132
      @ryanhmm132 5 лет назад

      Jeramithehuman right dude made it very far on that material lol

    • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
      @ITSSKUDDUMMY 5 лет назад +7

      @@ryanhmm132 nah, these youtube channels made it far off his material. He does so much more than just these sets

    • @MarquesAllenJones
      @MarquesAllenJones 4 года назад +2

      @@Jeramithehuman *8 year old material.

    • @Jeramithehuman
      @Jeramithehuman 4 года назад

      Marques Jones true

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 4 года назад +1

    I had to Google how to use a semicolon too. I typed "how to use..." and "a semicolon" was the top result.
    Glad I'm not the only one out of everybody.

  • @gxbrxxl9626
    @gxbrxxl9626 4 года назад

    That lady in a scarf is having the time of her life LOL

  • @shinpathome
    @shinpathome 3 года назад +2

    3:00
    Actually, that was a perfect use of a semi-colon

  • @funtyme2007
    @funtyme2007 3 года назад

    Hannibal is whole effing MOOD!

  • @tsakalik
    @tsakalik 5 лет назад +5

    that lettuce bit was a disgrace! i left the theater shocked,,,

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 года назад

    Hannibal Buress has a special on Comedy Central? I’m not gonna watch it
    But I got what I wanted

  • @Phobero
    @Phobero 3 года назад

    Strong Mitch Hedberg vibes with this one

  • @mattybrews
    @mattybrews 4 года назад

    This is top notch Burress

  • @ernesta5583
    @ernesta5583 Год назад

    When is Hannibal going to perform in Sacamento. I could really use everything I always wanted.

  • @jonathanconnor7920
    @jonathanconnor7920 5 лет назад +19

    Sometimes I feel like Hannibal Buress sounds like a black Mitch Hedberg.

    • @unfalsifiable9250
      @unfalsifiable9250 5 лет назад +1

      Hannibal is a trans Lenny Bruce.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 5 лет назад +1

      @@unfalsifiable9250
      I don't get it.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +1

      Ppl always say that but I never could see that comprison. Hannibal does long connected stories, with a conversational delivery. Mitch does mostly one liners with a very stilted intentionally awkward intonation

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 4 года назад +3

      @@MerkhVision
      Yeah their comedy styles are much different. I was more referring to their diction.
      Both great comedians, though. Especially Mitch; I consider Mitch the king of one-liners.

    • @unfalsifiable9250
      @unfalsifiable9250 4 года назад

      @@jonathanconnor7920 watch his set again

  • @heinz812
    @heinz812 Год назад

    Lookin for the lettuce bit right now!

  • @kushlinfield7106
    @kushlinfield7106 3 года назад +1

    1. Stewart Lee
    2. Hannibal Buress
    3. James Acaster
    4. Louis CK (🤫)
    5. Kirsten Schaal
    How about you?

    • @iLlegal_iBex
      @iLlegal_iBex 3 года назад

      Brian reagen
      John Mulanly
      Donald glover
      Burt Kreischer
      Hannibal

  • @nickyrathor007
    @nickyrathor007 4 года назад +1

    Why is he not that big ? He deserves it man.

  • @BDChupacabra
    @BDChupacabra 4 года назад

    Even food! Lmao 😭

  • @MrXrisd01
    @MrXrisd01 3 года назад

    So embarrassed that I went there....lmao

  • @georgelopez8493
    @georgelopez8493 4 года назад

    i gotta see him live one day 🤣🤣

  • @aaronmartin4611
    @aaronmartin4611 2 года назад

    Lol This was so funny

  • @Casey_J96
    @Casey_J96 5 лет назад +5

    Lenny Bruce of grocery store humor lol

  • @md-cn3uj
    @md-cn3uj 5 лет назад +1

    Insightful and sassy... Just how I like it... ;)

  • @returnofthedoggo7994
    @returnofthedoggo7994 5 лет назад +34

    tbh i just kno this guy cuz he said "wack"

  • @michaelgrabowski3282
    @michaelgrabowski3282 3 года назад

    Hannibal is classic deadpan dude, he put his own twist on it.chitown stand up

  • @AllanOstermann
    @AllanOstermann 4 года назад

    A Mr. Jim Gaffigan's gotta hate his take on food. The lettuce joke blew 'em away. Yay, Hannibal!!!😊

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 5 лет назад +3

    Love me some comedic jokes.

  • @dreammaker9642
    @dreammaker9642 4 года назад +2

    “Comedic jokes” when you try to buff up your word count 😂

  • @moonlily1
    @moonlily1 4 года назад +2

    Well now I really want to hear his take on lettuce.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад

      U should hear what he does with Pickle Juice. Its great

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 4 года назад

      @@MerkhVision Oh I know. 7 flicks.

  • @larsonpark3819
    @larsonpark3819 3 года назад

    That bit crushed

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 5 лет назад +4

    "I don't even wanna work with that person. Thats how you weed people out of your life."
    Facts.

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat 4 года назад

    I have a feeling that Eastern Illinois University is probably not near Chicago

  • @-ortyxx4953
    @-ortyxx4953 4 года назад +9

    Why is he so unknown? I've never laughed more in my life lmao

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake 5 лет назад

    Town morale peaks when I come thru 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewcee1399
    @andrewcee1399 4 года назад

    " *You gotta eat the lettuce just straight up eat the lettuce* "

  • @inaminute1826
    @inaminute1826 4 года назад

    Ayyyy Dallas. I'm there

  • @gen4john660
    @gen4john660 4 года назад

    Gaffigan is the king of food jokes.

  • @jusapro902
    @jusapro902 5 лет назад +5

    A GiG i DiD!

  • @Noname-ho7ib
    @Noname-ho7ib 4 года назад

    *Quick shout out to Christina Applegate*

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 4 года назад +1

    I still don’t know how to use a semicolon to this day; I use a comma every time.

  • @reekconfidense424
    @reekconfidense424 3 года назад

    Ok so 2 bands and I can book him.

  • @Millo1868
    @Millo1868 2 года назад

    Awesome