Brendan Schaub's 20 Dumbest Lies [Part 1]
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Watch a compilation of Brendan Schaub’s outrageous stories, lies, and fabrications for an entertaining rollercoaster of tall tales. From wild celebrity encounters to unbelievable anecdotes, Schaub’s storytelling prowess will leave you both entertained and skeptical.
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His ridiculous stories range from not dying his mustache black, to which he actually comes clean and admits he told a fib, to scoring a 32 on his ACT test. We get to hear the classic tale of him being approached by Adam Sandler in the bathroom.
Let’s hear his multiple variations of bench pressing 225 lbs 42 times. He takes us on his adventure to see Lizzo at the Lakers basketball game, where her outfit was “blurred out.” Some lady stole a Peacock from the zoo, which he kept as a pet in his closet.
He wanted to get a picture with rapper Drake, and ironically Drake walked up to Brendan. Chicago Bulls legend Dennis Rodman asked him to be on his podcast. Nothing triggers Big Brown more than guys in cars revving their engines. Let’s hear him put the pedal to the metal while stationary.
How many pull ups can he do? We’ll never know but it was the Denver Broncos pull up record, only to be broken by his friend Tim Tebow. His mom couldn’t afford shoes, so instead he wore down the spikes on his football cleats. Let’s not forget when he had to decline Will Smith and his request to be his personal trainer. He doesn’t hold mitts, daddy.
Our guy doesn’t monetize Gringo Papi, his monetized comedy special. Theo Von doesn’t believe The Hybrid had a pit bull for 15 years, as he’s never mentioned it. And finally, Bubba was always a street fighter (turned UFC star) in the hard streets of Aurora, Colorado. Does Bryan Callen buy it?
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Brendan gets a 32 on his ACT decides to attend community college
Never heard the 32 story 😂
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test.
2 degrees/ no graduation pics
The same guy who when asked “name an element on the periodic table of elements”…answers with “ Fahrenheit”😂
@@chrisk7812 please tell me that really happened
Nah B….that wasn’t the ACT….you actually got a 32 on your CTE
32 on his IQ test
CTE test
Football: 10
Ufc: 21
Trug flip: 1
Math checks out
@@ANTIStraussian the trug flip looked like he literally just turned on the trug, drove a few yards and it flipped.
he got a 10 plus on his obcd
C.T.?
Robert Downey Jr was throwing front kicks at me is so underrated 😂
For a SPILT second you're like.. maybe
Idk 🤷♂️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
“OH IT’S THE HYBRID!!”
Lmao
He invited Schaub on his podcast and Schaub apparently turned hi down because he's too cool. to be on Robert Downey Jr., the largest movie star in the world's, podcast.
So cringe it's hard to watch. On the other hand the fact that his peers basically ignore this fucked up behaviour is fascinating.
You mean his pears
You mean the other guys who rape
Theo called him out about the dog😂😂 that’s how you know he’s real
Rampage called it too😂
Can't expect Schulz to do that unless if schaub was smaller and had no background in mma
The fact that Callen is setting him up and trolling him with his celebrity lies is actually funny. 😂
Brendan's that one kid.
No he's the fighter 😊
That is hilarious. Yeah that sits next to you in class and he smells like pee. And if you mention it he tried to tell you that his cat peed on his clothes when you know he went to bed with clothes on his older brother peed on and made him wear it
That one kid *in high school
The guy who is sitting behind you on the bus. While your taling about a new game you just got, he pops up and says I already beat that game. Dude game came out yesterday.
@@ransomofredcheif73wth that seems sad on all levels
He was just confused. He got a 32 but it was on the SAT
Yup
LMFAO thats what im saying
nah, he got a 32 on pullups he just forgot what they were called
💯 I also immediately assumed he was confused with his SAT score 😂
No that was his resting heart rate too 😂😂
That pullup nonsense was physically painful
He didn't even know a number to say because he has no idea how many is good or bad or what the record is, so he just kept rambling on making no sense.
I swear, dude just wanted a simple answer to a simple question. He got a fuckin 3 minute paragraph story
If was but at the same time it was art! To be and to not only avoid answering the question but also to make up a fake story that made him out to be friends with one of the most famous NFL players set the same time was beautiful!
Yes….
I almost feel bad for him he’s clearly mentally Ill
Q: “How many pull ups could you do then?”
A: “oh me and Tim were best buds.”
"They got super close" lol garuntee tim tebow has no clue who he is.
Brendan: Answer - All of them…
He reminds me of my cousin .. who fuckin lies about everything for no reason that I can only take him in doses 😂
Reminds me of the worst moments of my past. Got in to a habit in my teens of exaggerating to make up for massive insecurities.
Then I grew up & realised I was being insufferable for no good reason.
I've got one of those he is a half cousin so that helps but he is so full of shizz it's like he forgets I grew up with him 😂
"Heard out of the corner of my ear."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooooo
Actually hilarious in an ironic way
No one ever talks about that one time on the King and Sting pod he says he’s got a friend who’s dad is a “NASCAR rocket scientist” when he meant to say NASA
@@loganwithlightsabers3051please give me the episode 😂
Bryan “will smith and robert downey jr came running to you” 😂😂😂😂
a sneaky rare time where Bryan is hilarious 😂
@@Johnny_TrueloveI don't think he was being funny, he lacks the capacity but loves good old arse kiss
@@HandsomeBastard na if you notice he always busts Schaub’s balls about the celebrity “meetings” he has haha he’ll always ask him to elaborate on it, and there’s always an awkward silence after he questions Schaub 😂..but he deff does kiss ass a lot too haha
They were all “Oh shit it’s the Hybrid!!!” That part was particularly ridiculous
Brendan Schaub's face looks like its in a permanent Allergic Reaction.
That's why he got the sting nickname. Face looks like it's puffy at all times lmao
Chris is trolling him and he doesn’t even realize it.
Sadly, I think he believes him
chris was also DMing high school girls to cheat on his wife with
He thinks sex with high school girls is good? 😂😂😂 Wot is he on. @@robyarby8129
This guy is a pathological liar
He doesn't have any friends, a true friend calls you out on your bullshit, and if you persist on lying you lose your friends. The people that stay in his life are also compulsive liars or leeches or both, or family and they have no choice
There’s a clip of Ari saying Brendan must not have real friends if they let him do gringo papi
If he was my friend lying his a** off I would definitely make fun of him.. Looks like Brian just lets him keep going and lets him look like a fool. Or he adds onto it by saying, you know so and so too right? Lol then Brendan just adds on and looks like a tool
That’s why Joe dropped him
Schaub is ultimately a horrible person.
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test. Schaub is one smart cookie 🍪
no man is good. the guy who compiled this is sadder but someone has to do it
@@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0ntrue. People need to call out his crap. Never too much
I close my eyes and picture agh Schaub hater and you fit the description pretty well lmao or like some soy boy tiger belly listener
I love when real losers call other people losers lmaoooo
@BluntVille 100% I love Mr Schaub. When I become an adult I be too be just like Mr Schaub! 👍
Of course Drake is his favorite rapper.
Drake is brendan schaub with a little bit of talent
My favorite lie was when his jet black mustache was questioned he lies about dying it, and then he realizes how dumb he's looking then he admits he used just for men the night before. Lol had me rolling
That's literally the first segment in this video
After being caught out he then said “glad I got that off my chest”.
It’s so interesting to watch.
@@mojojojo6400The way it works is, he watched the whole video and his favorite bit was the one he mentioned..who cares if it was the first or last? Whats wrong with people like you? Downer Debbie over here needs a Twinkle or something..
This is one of the tastiest dishes thats been served up! Keep em' coming!
He's always been a big jock who never got any pushback on his lies, this is a character trait he will likely never get rid of, it's so natural to say whatever to one up or make himself sound great/vulnerable/popular etc.
Jocks don't normally have speech impediments, zero charisma and no real friends brah.
He’s a narcissist, just for starters.
He’s that kid in middle school who lies about dumb shit to try to be cool lol
Oh Bapa, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies…tell me tell me lies
Talbout fibs
"It wasnt a peacock.... it was a peacock"
It was a fukn BIIIRRRD dude.
A huuuuge bird dude!
here are a few of my many favorites - "casey affleck had tears in his eyes and told me to stop fighting", "i sold comic books to strangers out of my moms closet", "i was paid to make an appearance at a kids birthday party on an indian reservation where there were people with face tattoos", "i united antifa, the proud boys and riot police because they were all huge b schaub fans", "i get all my news from reading the newspaper" and "eminem dm'd me". he is truly the stitches and/or tekashi69 of pawlcassing
"I stood next to The Rock in an elevator, he told me he was a fan" "I got Chapelle to quit vaping"
He claimed he had a pic of antifa and cops on each side of him. He posted a pic of just cops
Good choices
"At 8 years old, I sold fake Rolex watches to other 8 year olds."
@@name5293I saw a bloke offer an 8-10 yr old kid 1000 dollars or a bag of sweets (I can’t remember the amount details) and he chose the sweets.
If he’d have said Batman watches it might’ve been more believable.
Brendan got a 32….on his SAT, out of 1600.😂😂
This isn't a lie or anything but the moment he said he always wanted to be a comedian and then referred to George "Carlton", he should have just been canceled on general principle
No it was a lie
His street fights were being a bully at school.
did you have flashbacks of getting stuck into lockers?? Lmao fkn nerd
Hilariously, Bryan has actually been in way more tussles in the street than he has. Fucking Bryan.
Nah be, u see you’re wrong 👉.
Bapa niiiver said that. He said he’s been in countless “street lies”. See you’re a casual 👉.
He lies like to the same effect that a 7 year old does lmfao
the celebrities all coming up to him is hilarious not gon lie
Drake being Brendan’s “favourite”… why am I not surprised 😂
I hope someone shows him this lol these are really bad lies that a 6 year old would know were bullchit
He would just say we are haters and losers. Zairo self the wareness
Omg this is so cringe I was not prepared for this
The best is Floyd Mayweather identifying bapa as “that white boy who works too much!”
That one is painful in its inauthenticity
You can make a series out of this!
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test. Schaub is one smart cookie 🍪 I heard that Brendan Schaub actually underestimates how much he is able to lift or how smart he is, or how much he makes, or how many women he gets with, or how big his well you get the point.....
@@michael-4k4000The Dumbing-Goober Effect.
@@gliza Shane Gillis bombed on SNL
Him saying The Rock told him he was a fan is my favorite, second to him saying he got Chapelle to quit vaping.
That was painfully good 😂
the cleats story is SOOOOOOOOOO real tho
Brenda misheard what Adam Sandler said to him what he actually said was “you’re that arsehole who always got his ass kicked and thinks he’s funny but wouldn’t know a joke if it smacked him in the face” but he misheard because of the CTE.
He made up an entire argument with Nate Diaz in great detail, then the video came out and it was nothing like he said. Nate completely dominated him with logic and conversation then punked Schaub and ran him off like a Bit**.
Brendan sees these videos right?
No he just does the ole “ post and ghost”
Notice how little by little each comedian friend is pulling away from this guy. He’s a pathological liar, arrogant, cocky and condescending. People liked him at first but his true personality started to drive them all away.
hes crazy
This was the best compilation video ever. Good job
Held the pull up record for TEs and FBs... lost the record to Tim Tebow, a QB?!
Legend
The fact that there's enough lies to make a top 20 is insane.
225 for 40. No fucking way you hit 40 😂 that’s ridiculous
It's actually 42 now. He said he did 42 reps with 225 just a week ago. The man is unstoppable. 😁
I bet he can't do 8
I’m usually annoyed by people who lie for no reason. This is so ridiculous it’s funny
Had a peacock in the closet lol
Everybody loves me and I broke all the records and I'm not insecure
This fn guy😂
“I don’t hold mitts daddy” who tf says that lmao
The car revving thing has me rolling!🤣🤣🤣
So the fans know😂😂
He’s that guy who just has to one-up everyone else; even if he has to make it up.
Someone could tell Sheeb that they decided to go charter fishing for tuna and you just know that Brandan is going to tell them that he also went tuna fishing one time and caught a 1400 pound tuna. Oh, and the entire town came out to see it and some old local fisherman came over to him and said: “Hey, you’re that really tough UFC fighter guy who tells funny jokes!!”
I was that fisherman, we called that white boy 1400lb Tuna, Moby Schwab after it destroyed my boat getting it in. Brenda single handedly killed the giant with a toothpick whilst shagging Dolly Parton roughly from behind & mixing a Tiger Thicccccc Whisky & Ginger Ale.
El Gringo Twatty’s a helluva guy.
2 grown men arguing about how many street fights they had!?
Brenda “everyone approaches me” Shaub 😂🤦♂️
Taylor Lewan couldn’t take it anymore 😂 it’s funny how bapa doesn’t realize Will Compton played in the nfl for 10 years and Taylor was really good at o-line until injured. You can’t bullshit like you can with you comedy friends
The problem is that none of his suck-up "friends" will call him out. They don't want to mess up their chance of getting on Rogan.
hes like the slow sibling
He’s no longer in Rogan’s tight circle so you other comedians or podcasters don’t have to be afraid anymore, call him out on his BS!! Theo is the only one to ever question him on his sh*%
One of the best Bapa vids ever. Didn’t think I could think less of him, but this took it to another level
What's Bapa?
I was just starting to think that even tho he’s not funny he’s not that bad but this changed my mind
@@Jxtb9904we are all Bapa
Colorado Juniors started taking the ACT in 2001, two years after Schaub was a Junior on HS. They took the SAT when he was in HS.
No way in hell bro got 32 on ACT
He doesn’t know what the word attrition is. He kept saying war of nutrition. To get a high score your vocabulary has to be top.
I doubt he got a 32 with all 4 sections combined 😂
He prolly got his ACT score confused with his SAT score
I wonder if he watches these and quietly contemplates his fate
That pull up story was so convoluted and stupid. He has a talent for telling such outrageous lies they almost seem real 😂
Dude.... I knew he was kind of the laughing stock in the comedy world, but the OUTRAGEOUS SH*T he says is absolutely unbelievable!
Will Smith and Brenda Swab in Will I Am 3
When Brendan was telling his pet story he didn't talk about his flamingo.
The chase of the build???
Him wearing cleats is fxcking hilarious im dying lmfaooo ahahahhaha
32 on an I.Q test ? 🎉
The Tim Tebow part got me 🤣🤣🤣
Do one on bert but thats a long video
Brendan thinks he’s the real life Forest Gump
He's a compulsive liar.
One of the crazy things about brandon is, he was a really good lacrosse player in HS but he never talks about it. He tells false stories about football instead.
Is there a way you can get the lowdown on him claiming to have 2 degrees ?
Shaubs mom stole a peacock from the zoo, refused to buy a cage for it and made shaub keep it in his closet lmao
Its funny to tell Swardson the Sandler story when he can just call him after.
I can't pick which one is most ridiculous lol.
40 reps of 225?
32 ACT score?
All the celebrities coming up TO HIM? LOL
this is gold.
Brendan schaub looks like he breeds flamingos.
Honestly I want this guy to be as confident and driven as he usually is. I wish for this kind of content to never end. This dude is a golden nugget on the internet, and he's funnier than 90% of actual comedians these days. Unintentionally obviously but still.
I got a 26 on my act after drinking and tripping my balls and no way he scored on act!! He means he got a 32 on the SAT! The 40 reps on bench press . He should be in the NFL,he beat both BOSA brothers!
He pretty much. He was on an NFL practice squad roster
Oh ya he had soy ventilation latte served at room temp with the Bills..but being the strongest arguably one the smarter NFL prospects he was still to slow of white boy..Brenda you ever heard of Steve Largest one of the slowest best wideoyts!
@@mojojojo6400hope your not serious. He was cut the first couple of days of early tryouts. Never even made the practice squad.
You know that bit where hes honest about Just for Men in his moustache is kinda funny.. but its rare to see Schwab use self deprecating humor, he is always pumping himself up and others down.
Best act, resting heart rate, bench press, pull-up champ
Throwing in footage of the athletic freaks actually ripping 225 for 30ish is gold & you deserve financial compensation
Spud the Pit Bull…..from the first Toy Story 😏😏
"i went to that lakers game i was there"
"Whats her outfit even look like i havent seen it cause everyone blurs it out"
Schaub reminds me of the saying " if you keep trying to 'fit in' everywhere you go, you'll lose ypur shape"
Imagine his face when he watches this video ,damn how embarrassing 🤦♂️
He also didn't grow up poor
When u lie so much that you believe ur own lies is Brendan Schaub.
I thought his childhood hero was "JARED" from Subway
If he didn't exaggerated so much it would sound believable.
Maybe he is truly mentally and physically gifted but sounds like his tongue is too big for his mouth.
Yeah no doubt he’s physically gifted. Just making it to the ufc and winning some matches is more than enough to prove that. However he is definitely not mentally gifted. An intelligent person may lie, but not in such a grandiose way. A smart person would at least make their lies believable. Especially knowing that the lies can be easily found out on the internet lol. And I think you’re absolutely correct about his tongue 😂
He had a peacock in his closet....I hope that doesn't come into my head when I'm eating because il choke to death laughing..
Hey are you eating now? 😂😂
"So crazy" basically means "bullshit" when talking to Shwab😂😂
When I see Adam, I’ll ask him if he talked to Schaub.
11:00 ''So you DIDN'T monetize it?'' 😂😂
I dawnt noo Bee, I got some skeptical hippo eyes on! 🤷🤣
Brendon is like that homie in jail that tells stories about having a gold helicopter and hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank but never goes to commissary
Brooooo… not everyone gonna appreciate this one but you nailed it😂 that’s literally him. Now I’m hoping he gets locked up😂
Bet bapa refers back the moustache lie when he claims to not be able to lie.
The mustache part was unironically funny. I feel like if Brendan would just be honest more he could maybe pull a joke or two out of his ass
225 42 Times like the nfl combine lmao.. dude really thinks it did happen..
That cut to his clearly darkened mustache 😂