Brendan Schaub's You'd Be Surprised is the worst comedy special I've ever seen.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 2 года назад +3805

    Somebody said "Schaub managed to have terrible stand up in two completely separate careers."

  • @reubenforan4342
    @reubenforan4342 5 лет назад +23822

    Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...

    • @nomsdeguerre315
      @nomsdeguerre315 5 лет назад +549

      Okay that's funny, thank you for that

    • @erichazelwood23
      @erichazelwood23 5 лет назад +150

      That brought tears to my eyes

    • @BrotherNate27
      @BrotherNate27 5 лет назад +279

      I heard the exact same joke about Amy Schumer

    • @robotjeans
      @robotjeans 5 лет назад +79

      Thats the problem, everyone laughed and he thought that made him funny.

    • @thrashpilot
      @thrashpilot 5 лет назад +126

      Its a bob monkhouse joke, you won't have heard of him.

  • @aMANinaSUIT
    @aMANinaSUIT 4 года назад +8758

    He’s living proof that you can do anything if you know the right people.

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 4 года назад +126

      @@jormwinbo6783 and are willing to lose all self respect by embarrassing yourself on a podcast every week

    • @gamer98502
      @gamer98502 4 года назад +125

      The Kardashians are a status symbol, Trump is president, Rogan sells stadiums for...comedy, insulin is over 1000% markup, slavery is legal, military bases are named after losers. Shit floats in the U.S. of A. Muricaaaaa! *American exceptionalism at it's finest at failing*

    • @MacChillin
      @MacChillin 4 года назад +97

      Terrible football player, terrible MMA fighter, terrible comedian. Still successful B.

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 4 года назад +33

      He's also proof that just because you can do anything, doesn't make ypu soecial or a good person. I know that is basucally unsaid in your comment, but I like to pile on.

    • @leonardolaleonardo4924
      @leonardolaleonardo4924 4 года назад +10

      and those ppl are.. joe rogan.

  • @stianw.danielsen2943
    @stianw.danielsen2943 2 года назад +1360

    Brendan: My special was great
    Joe: it was horrible.
    Brendan: Yes, you're right.

    • @MM-qi5mk
      @MM-qi5mk 2 года назад +40

      Brendan : 100% I suck

    • @HauntedHarmonics
      @HauntedHarmonics 2 года назад +23

      some say the horrible-est, b.

    • @quarternipp
      @quarternipp 2 года назад +10

      oooh closer to the hole sir?

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 2 года назад +8

      @@quarternipp always Sunny reference 👌🏻

    • @jimmyspeedball3512
      @jimmyspeedball3512 2 года назад +11

      "100% b, thats what I'm talm bout. Dicey Dicey!"

  • @tommygun1381
    @tommygun1381 5 лет назад +2943

    Makes fun of Asian Doctors chinese accent.......Asian doctor turns out to be more fluent and articulate in English than Schaub.
    Im NOT surprised..........

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 лет назад +50

      schaub has some real tardy speech impediments hahahaha my fav one ever is breapans "rurarled famous comedy store" hahaha

    • @mcj2967
      @mcj2967 5 лет назад +8

      It doesn't work, if doc started speaking like a sissy impersonating Shuab, that would worked

    • @stephenhartley2853
      @stephenhartley2853 5 лет назад +81

      brendan schaub, the kind of guy to say "asposed to" instead of "supposed to"

    • @eon001
      @eon001 5 лет назад +39

      Tommy Gun
      Yea a lot of the embellishment I can forgive, because your going to want to add some dramatic effect, but the Chinese doctor thing seems so hacky an unnecessary. Feels like he was trying to channel Russel Peters.

    • @GS-kj6ur
      @GS-kj6ur 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah schaub is a d bag for that he can barely speak his native languagy

  • @Thakurufaan
    @Thakurufaan 5 лет назад +3452

    Brendan Schaub: I am a good comedian and a good fighter
    Joe Rogan: No you are not
    Brendan Schaub: i totally agree

    • @HDoug412
      @HDoug412 5 лет назад +157

      Thak
      Schaub: “If I’m being completely honest here, and I know I’m gonna get some flak for this but it’s whatever, I really don’t think my stand up is half bad at all.”
      Rogan: “it’s terrible”
      Schaub: Yeah, don’t get me wrong, you’re 100% right Joe and I completely agree. But don’t you just kind of think it’s maybe not that bad?”

    • @samula_1
      @samula_1 5 лет назад +24

      100%

    • @Tbone1492
      @Tbone1492 5 лет назад +27

      I think Rogan and Bryan need to have another sit-down and let him know his Comedy is takin damage time to retire 🤦

    • @Tbone1492
      @Tbone1492 5 лет назад

      @Willie Slim McCoy
      I'm watching fight Pac-Man🕺👑 Como Vai? You tryin to say I'm not funny Pato Suave! I posted a short Trolling Clip on my page I'm funnier than that Bum Shuabs!

    • @nowhy4001
      @nowhy4001 5 лет назад +4

      @Dangerz Own yah im definitely pissed. Bert kriescher is waaayyy better than rogan. Dont compare the two. Rogan is horrible at stand up. Just for old stoners and people that like yelling

  • @Jasondavisvids
    @Jasondavisvids 4 года назад +4879

    Joe Rogan needs to talk him into retiring from comedy like he talked him into retiring from ufc

    • @VanishedPNW
      @VanishedPNW 4 года назад +395

      Rogan needs to tell himself this in the mirror.

    • @51dodoc
      @51dodoc 4 года назад +130

      @@VanishedPNW
      While I don't find Rogan funny at all he has a big audience and many people willing to pay to see his stand up. Can't say the same thing about Brendan...

    • @r.a.8861
      @r.a.8861 4 года назад +78

      Can both Rogan and shaub gtfo of comedy pls?

    • @keithcummings691
      @keithcummings691 4 года назад +3

      Argagaga argagaga argagaga argagaga!!!

    • @BomChickyBowWow
      @BomChickyBowWow 4 года назад +3

      Dim - So does Jeff Dunham. Doesn’t mean anything.

  • @Jeneric81
    @Jeneric81 2 года назад +274

    Brendan's dad in 1993: "You're going to be the UFC heavyweight champion of the world! I'm saying this 4 years before there's such a thing as a UFC champion and in a time where absolutely zero people could make a career out of MMA, a terminology that hasn't been invented yet"

    • @nye3455
      @nye3455 2 года назад +33

      And before there were even weight divisions 😂

    • @redraven1604
      @redraven1604 Год назад +15

      Ah yes, the 20/20 hindsight of the narcissistic pathological liar.

    • @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.
      @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES. 11 месяцев назад +1

      That's absolutely wild! 😂😅😂

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 7 месяцев назад

      It was kind of just called kickboxing until the early 2000’s. And then MMA

    • @user-vt3vo1yd3v
      @user-vt3vo1yd3v 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@danielrichardson6054mma has existed since the 70s. Ufc since 93.

  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt 5 лет назад +4744

    The cruel irony is that I would have never watched this thing but now I'm curious to see how it all comes together.

    • @BeigeFrequency
      @BeigeFrequency  5 лет назад +423

      It's hard to explain how bad this special is because it isn't bad in any exceptional way other than the asian jokes. It's just really unfunny. It''s 15 minutes stretched into an hour by not tightening up any of the jokes. It feels really unprofessional and that is coming from me.

    • @doobs161
      @doobs161 5 лет назад +78

      @@BeigeFrequency I only watched that Nanette bullshit bcuz I heard how bad it was. Now you've made me curious about Schaub's Shit Show. I must be attracted to car crashes.

    • @system-error
      @system-error 5 лет назад +36

      @@BeigeFrequency what's your verdict on Luis J Gomez, he did a special recently. I've never seen his standup and have no interest, but I never miss his podcast with Bisping. Now Bisping is a legit funny guy, and he won a UFC championship too. He's everything that Brendan wishes he was, and more, it must be horrifying for Brendan. Bisping also has a very funny elaborate running joke about a secret second family he has in Asia, who he threatens into silence with a rubber shoe. So he can even do Asian jokes better. As for Luis though, well he says he's a pro comedian, but he comes off more like the straight man in that podcast tbh.

    • @ianundercover6295
      @ianundercover6295 5 лет назад +18

      Whang! We love you over at Down The Rabbit Hole stream on Braunheiser channel

    • @Subscribeordye
      @Subscribeordye 5 лет назад +15

      @@system-error
      Agreed, i have nothing at all against Gomez but never heard him be funny at all tbh and ive heard him talk alot.

  • @jamesjoseph1249
    @jamesjoseph1249 5 лет назад +7065

    Schaub's only contribution to comedy is sitting in a chair while Theo Von makes fun of him.

    • @eeel90
      @eeel90 5 лет назад +54

      Facts

    • @saint52vvs
      @saint52vvs 5 лет назад +25

      James Joseph perfectly written

    • @johnnycarson4729
      @johnnycarson4729 5 лет назад +17

      James Joseph aw man that’s harsh hahahah

    • @jamieshouldbeavailable
      @jamieshouldbeavailable 5 лет назад +127

      He's getting better with the come backs. I think working with Theo is helping him BIG-TIME with his timing, and wit. Just my opinion

    • @caneface87
      @caneface87 5 лет назад +19

      Or when he is gone and will sasso talks about how small the chairs are, could listen to that over him any time

  • @chizluis2593
    @chizluis2593 5 лет назад +1409

    The Asian doctor speaks more fluent English than shaub

    • @Nerflover10097
      @Nerflover10097 5 лет назад

      Turkey Listnah my favourite comment I've heard in a long time

    • @frostywasp1743
      @frostywasp1743 5 лет назад

      @Turkey Listnah Ay bruh, that shit is way too descriptive lol. I'm not even gonna ask you if that legit happened but thanks for ruining my snack lmaol

    • @whereyouatgeorge1488
      @whereyouatgeorge1488 5 лет назад

      Royal Lee damn, you are like really mad.

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 5 лет назад +8

      100% what a hack

    • @whereyouatgeorge1488
      @whereyouatgeorge1488 5 лет назад

      Cameron Yamaguchi Catfish, what are you talking about?

  • @donrane
    @donrane 2 года назад +147

    The asian doctor in almost perfect oxford english after Brandons bad parodi was golden.

  • @Sokrates80
    @Sokrates80 5 лет назад +2950

    At least he doesn't have to worry about someone stealing his jokes.

    • @switch-no-comply778
      @switch-no-comply778 5 лет назад +13

      Carlos Mencia: hold my Frankfurt and whole roasted pig..

    • @MFFLRicky
      @MFFLRicky 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe cause he cant tell jokes, only lame stories lmfaoo

    • @chriswattsdemon7914
      @chriswattsdemon7914 5 лет назад +63

      @@MFFLRicky no shit captain obvious

    • @Kushbabu
      @Kushbabu 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfaoo

    • @NewGoldie
      @NewGoldie 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂 could you imagine?

  • @colehenderson9952
    @colehenderson9952 3 года назад +2820

    Flipping between Brendan’s Asian accent and the actual guy was fucking hilarious

    • @N8DulcimerOld
      @N8DulcimerOld 3 года назад +54

      Was wondering what this guys fans think comedy is since he shit on several icons throughout this video. Your comment sums it up.

    • @N8DulcimerOld
      @N8DulcimerOld 3 года назад +13

      @@YearsOVDecay1 I did not know what kind of comedic sensibilities the fanbase of this youtuber would have, since the youtuber chronically hates on legendary comedians. Calling that edit 'fucking hilarious' gives a lot of insight into what yall consider comedy.

    • @Saint_Nerevar
      @Saint_Nerevar 3 года назад +3

      @@N8DulcimerOld Thank GOD! This guys channel is the biggest group of losers being sad that their are unsuccesfull and pissed that Brendan is not as fat and sad as the rest of them

    • @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080
      @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080 3 года назад +179

      @@N8DulcimerOld lol it's hilarious because of how horrible it is and how incorrect and offensive it is not because it's actually funny

    • @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080
      @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080 3 года назад +107

      @@N8DulcimerOld like how stupid Brendan is for doing that joke is what we are laughing at hahaha not actually at the joke

  • @johnhayteable
    @johnhayteable 5 лет назад +2341

    First user review on IMDB: "His MMA career was funnier." Ouch

    • @tmass1
      @tmass1 5 лет назад +46

      his mma career was just fine. above average if anything. why is it so trendy on youtube to hate on brendan now lol. I think it's a bunch out-of-shape iincels at their computers who are taking it out on people who look like him. He's NOT your bully from high school and I'm sorry you didn't get laid enough. Being an asshat on youtube to this random guy who looks like people you are scared of won't actually make your ife better. but good luck anyways.

    • @kevinchavez2782
      @kevinchavez2782 5 лет назад +225

      @@tmass1 hi schuab

    • @tmass1
      @tmass1 5 лет назад +35

      @@kevinchavez2782 damn caught me

    • @shredkaczynski8414
      @shredkaczynski8414 5 лет назад +47

      @@tmass1 He competed in the weakest division in the ufc and is best known for getting viciously koed in comical fashion. He is definitely not above average.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 5 лет назад +29

      @@tmass1 I doubt Brendan's career would be considered above average record wise. He certainly wasn't great but he wasn't terrible either. Dude knocked out old Cro Cop. That counts for something.
      Your comment definitely comes off as someone who is either a salty ballwasher or projecting their own life scenarios.

  • @FLAGMACHINE11
    @FLAGMACHINE11 2 года назад +381

    That UFC doctor seemed like such a sincere guy it’s a shame he’s had to just be reduced to a dumb charicature
    EDIT: caricature*

    • @mudlark4099
      @mudlark4099 Год назад +19

      That's the most frustrating part of it, I feel so bad for that doctor who legitimately seemed to care for his job and patients.

    • @xiquid3021
      @xiquid3021 Год назад

      1111111111





      QQ😅 13:34

    • @gutter339
      @gutter339 Год назад +4

      *caricature

    • @johncastillo2194
      @johncastillo2194 Год назад +9

      Charcuterie

    • @design1of470
      @design1of470 Год назад +7

      I think it's the main reason why I don't feel sorry for the dude. Even if that doctor sounded like that, he's not in the position to make a hacky joke about it. I think the last time I heard another comic do a stereotypical "Asian" voice on stage, it was the 90s.

  • @timslee0618
    @timslee0618 5 лет назад +1895

    Bisping is funnier than Schaub. Facts

    • @vikashloitongbam2811
      @vikashloitongbam2811 5 лет назад +25

      I fail to find an argument to that statement!!

    • @vikashloitongbam2811
      @vikashloitongbam2811 5 лет назад +51

      So is the entire AKA camp!! I'd rather watch khabib and cormier banter over this garbage Schaub put out!!

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 5 лет назад +70

      Bisping is funnier while just making casual conversation than Schaub is writing a special. The believe you me podcast is great!

    • @rsmith7195
      @rsmith7195 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrAppie9090 Schaub said he has a few writers

    • @pez---
      @pez--- 5 лет назад +21

      literally everyone in the UK is funnier than Shwab

  • @MasterRoyalSnow
    @MasterRoyalSnow 5 лет назад +3127

    That hard cut to the Asian doctor speaking perfect English.. literally the most cringe thing I've seen...

    • @DerDoenerInMir
      @DerDoenerInMir 5 лет назад +71

      I thought only that made the gag salvageable actually.

    • @SupaSe7enSwift
      @SupaSe7enSwift 5 лет назад +62

      holy fuck the worst

    • @killerdls
      @killerdls 5 лет назад +98

      When Opie and Anthony fans are calling you Racist, you know you fucked up. Jesus I cringed the hardest in a long time

    • @losgryfog
      @losgryfog 5 лет назад +28

      knowing how racist most Asian people are towards my people (black), I'm legit conflicted. My personal beliefs make me say "fuck off Brandon", but for all I know the Doc might get off to Asian comedians doing black stereotypes about black doctors.

    • @youtubestuff1317
      @youtubestuff1317 5 лет назад +5

      Royal fuck right? Jesus this makes me shit

  • @SM-ov4vl
    @SM-ov4vl 5 лет назад +5492

    Looking forward to Joe’s intervention where he tells Brendan he sucks at standup too

    • @hennessyji2298
      @hennessyji2298 5 лет назад +118

      This comment is actually clever and funny!

    • @ibexdnb2879
      @ibexdnb2879 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hamishdowling4163
      @hamishdowling4163 5 лет назад +92

      That would be peak irony

    • @BoomBoomBoom..
      @BoomBoomBoom.. 5 лет назад +23

      Unless removed.. Last Schaub Rogan Fight show.. Rogan asked So when do you stop doing stand up? Swab answered as tho Joe was talking about himself.. Said but Joe you've never been better.. Weird

    • @sergio199407
      @sergio199407 5 лет назад +257

      Joes stand up is trash too tho

  • @Gods-bad-boy
    @Gods-bad-boy 2 года назад +185

    "Take your vitamins and say your prayers"
    What Hulk Hogan really said

    • @PokeAlotaSmot420
      @PokeAlotaSmot420 2 года назад +4

      Mr potato could have just heard the V and selectively rembered vegetables lol

    • @joepermenter7228
      @joepermenter7228 2 года назад +10

      Also, Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes for you brother?

    • @brendonross5774
      @brendonross5774 Год назад +2

      Whooo! Natural Boy Hulk Hogan! Whooo!!!

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Год назад

      ​@@brendonross5774Wrong racist blond

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 11 месяцев назад

      Schaub is my favorite comedians, so when people mock him I start to think "what's the matter with me"¿

  • @elvis316
    @elvis316 5 лет назад +1910

    Joe Rogan laughed at one of my jokes, I'm going on the road.

    • @james03pearce
      @james03pearce 5 лет назад +76

      Josh The virgin Micheal

    • @noahziegler3478
      @noahziegler3478 5 лет назад +2

      I liked his first two specials and then I heard a hundred of his podcasts Now I hate him lol

    • @GoemonNeogeon
      @GoemonNeogeon 5 лет назад +1

      @Niall Lappin the internet fucked your brain you very not manly dingus

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 4 года назад

      @Niall Lappin lol

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 4 года назад +5

      Josh Micheal he’s a hypocrite, he gave Amy Schumer a pass for joke theft but he railed on Carlos Mencia

  • @kayvonweinstein8965
    @kayvonweinstein8965 4 года назад +2462

    I'm starting to think this is young Jamie's youtube burner account

    • @terrsham5607
      @terrsham5607 4 года назад +11

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @JSpivey91
      @JSpivey91 3 года назад +15

      Lmao that had me rollin 😂

    • @michaelpignato8629
      @michaelpignato8629 3 года назад +8

      Thats actually really smart and interesting lol

    • @JammyTom
      @JammyTom 3 года назад +3

      😁😁😅

    • @awentimes8221
      @awentimes8221 3 года назад +12

      I laughed so much that I now believe that Kayvon Weinstein is actually young Jamie.
      Fractals.

  • @ppgliderbrigmatiusmostcold5120
    @ppgliderbrigmatiusmostcold5120 5 лет назад +1266

    That "Asian Doctor" speaks English 17x better than Schaub.

    • @damondziewiontkowski5623
      @damondziewiontkowski5623 5 лет назад +65

      If you remove the slang from Shaubs vocabulary, he is essentially a mute.

    • @halfbreedheathan5054
      @halfbreedheathan5054 5 лет назад +13

      18x 🤣

    • @nefrig7920
      @nefrig7920 5 лет назад +11

      @@damondziewiontkowski5623 whatdayamean dawg?
      Oh. I see...

    • @thehound3202
      @thehound3202 5 лет назад +9

      lol sad but true. Very articulate accomplished dude

    • @politicallyatheist1379
      @politicallyatheist1379 5 лет назад +5

      And better than the narrator of this video. He butchered so many words.

  • @Gorguruga
    @Gorguruga 2 года назад +396

    Brendan using a strong Chinese accent for that doctor is equivalent to someone doing an impression of Brendan and using a strong German accent just because he has German heritage.

    • @INTJ91
      @INTJ91 2 года назад +57

      The guy didn’t even have an accent. He had a generic American accent. So he didn’t even play on a stereotype he fucking just made shit up to embellish it.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 2 года назад +39

      Man speaks better than Brendan. Brendan did the same to his Hollywood born wife lol

    • @colbymasvidal2397
      @colbymasvidal2397 2 года назад +1

      Hes punch drunk..

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 2 года назад +34

      Brendan walked up to me in Beverly Hills and said to me "Was ist das? Vuld you like zees German sausage straight from zee heart of Deutschland???"

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 2 года назад +18

      @Billy Pribbo The guy messaged him on Twitter and said "How's the lip?" 😂 Basically acknowledging that he saw that part of the special.

  • @TOADALLY123
    @TOADALLY123 5 лет назад +3482

    Joe rogan is responsible for this.

    • @juanpistole3994
      @juanpistole3994 5 лет назад +28

      preach

    • @mambamentality7617
      @mambamentality7617 5 лет назад +22

      Lmao na you make ur own choices no ones responsible for what you do

    • @jeffeverett1599
      @jeffeverett1599 5 лет назад +109

      Joe Rogan is absolutely the worst comedian i have EVER seen...he sucks for sure!! A true comedian is someone like Bill Burr, who is the best EVER, and like Chapelle and Pryor. All these people like Brendan, Rogan, Tom Sequer, Ari and Burt Krycher all just tell stories. Joey Diaz is a story teller but he is also extremely funny. Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen and

    • @commanderbudz
      @commanderbudz 5 лет назад +46

      Jeff Everett dude joe is touring with chapelle right now 😂 how is he the worst

    • @alialtinel2960
      @alialtinel2960 5 лет назад +14

      Jeff Everett I actually find Rogan funny listening him. Watching him worsened the experience. He is still entertaining.

  • @PCproffesorx
    @PCproffesorx 3 года назад +1240

    This legit has more views then his comedy special and I love it.

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 3 года назад +8

      LMFAO please assure me you’re being serious dude, that’s hilarious. What are the exact numbers if you know? I know they’re lower than the number of fights he’s “won” hahahaha

    • @Toy1er
      @Toy1er 2 года назад

      0/10 Not Hot Total Pig

    • @mya3746
      @mya3746 2 года назад +4

      I’m wondering why this doesn’t have more likes 💀😅

    • @burrybondz225
      @burrybondz225 2 года назад

      @@mya3746 because his special is on a paid platform.

    • @colbymasvidal2397
      @colbymasvidal2397 2 года назад +6

      Pretty sure that these type of videos makes him cry and go into depression, hes an EGO maniac🤣🤣 Remember when he said that he could hang with Cain Velasquez when it came down to Wrestling and people would be suprised🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️deluded..

  • @MrOuija-rr8kq
    @MrOuija-rr8kq 5 лет назад +1912

    It makes me upset that Brendon has more comedy specials than Bobby Lee

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 5 лет назад +14

      Doan hate the gang playa hey the game

    • @teflonthedon1358
      @teflonthedon1358 5 лет назад +24

      Yea for real the fucks that about

    • @kingwithoutacrown6434
      @kingwithoutacrown6434 5 лет назад +94

      lefu your comment gave me a stroke

    • @joshshin792
      @joshshin792 5 лет назад +15

      NOSOTROS PAPAYA

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 лет назад +6

      I blame Pink Dick.... And he's working on one with All Things Comedy. Only a matter of time.

  • @thugger-vandross
    @thugger-vandross 2 года назад +98

    the stroll at 4:44 followed by the “dicey dicey” causes me to go into physical convulsions due to the high levels of cringe

    • @2Less0is0More2
      @2Less0is0More2 Год назад +8

      Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂 you nailed it on the head brother

    • @civotamuaz5781
      @civotamuaz5781 10 месяцев назад +5

      Thank god I'm not a native eng speaker, for I'm sure that would kill me, because it doesn't even seem real.

    • @rexvectum
      @rexvectum 9 месяцев назад

      Lmao yeah are Asian people supposed to be bad at cutting hair? I don't even understand 😂😂😂

  • @BillMota
    @BillMota 5 лет назад +2747

    Brendan Schaubs Stand Up Is Worst Than His Stand Up...

    • @g3ntl323
      @g3ntl323 5 лет назад +94

      This is an unappreciated comment.

    • @ehvvdude
      @ehvvdude 5 лет назад +7

      goteem

    • @ehvvdude
      @ehvvdude 5 лет назад +5

      @@g3ntl323 i agree

    • @ehvvdude
      @ehvvdude 5 лет назад +35

      @daniel raleigh its alot funnier if u dont repeat the joke and type out the context of it lmao

    • @BarbarossaSC2
      @BarbarossaSC2 5 лет назад +2

      Well done.

  • @JesseWinford69
    @JesseWinford69 4 года назад +1215

    His stand up in comedy is just as bad as his stand up in the UFC.

    • @miroljubpetrovic3489
      @miroljubpetrovic3489 4 года назад +29

      Somehow KOed cro cop

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 4 года назад +1

      Nah, it’s worse

    • @timjim875
      @timjim875 3 года назад +23

      @@miroljubpetrovic3489 cro cop was like 38 though

    • @kingadalou
      @kingadalou 3 года назад +1

      @@miroljubpetrovic3489 it only takes one.

    • @kentuckyrex
      @kentuckyrex 3 года назад +22

      @@miroljubpetrovic3489 I love Cro Cop and he could whoop my ass now, but he was way over the hill then.

  • @krell2130
    @krell2130 4 года назад +1412

    shwab: that guy's on fire
    rogan: i think he looks sluggish tonight
    shwab: hunderd per cent

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 Год назад +18

    Gotta love how they bribed people with a discount to "Give the kind of review Brendan deserves," but the discount wasn't tied to what level of review you gave. So he ended up giving probably dozens of people discounts for publicly hating his special.

  • @Prestige091291
    @Prestige091291 4 года назад +1853

    His special is listed as horror on IMDB.

    • @elmojedburgh3481
      @elmojedburgh3481 4 года назад +119

      I thought that you were joking but when i checked the IMDb you were right about it ..... I couldn't believe it and it's hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @MrRoundwound
      @MrRoundwound 4 года назад +11

      You’re right!

    • @The-Autisto-crat
      @The-Autisto-crat 4 года назад +26

      The title implies jumpscares, idk

    • @themodularmodular
      @themodularmodular 4 года назад

      goddamn! hahaha

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +5

      Heroes are real, faith in humanity = restored, thank you kind dark haired Nord for sharing this bright news with me

  • @zinknot
    @zinknot 3 года назад +599

    "he was Asian as shit man" that was the cringiest one to me.

    • @justmarc2015
      @justmarc2015 3 года назад +68

      DICEY! DICEY!

    • @NewDesignVinylGraphics
      @NewDesignVinylGraphics 3 года назад +12

      @@justmarc2015 lmfao i dont get it at all

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 3 года назад +5

      Aww, was da wittwe baby offended?

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 3 года назад +90

      @@WillJM81280 Are you some tryhard Right Wing edgelord?

    • @jayh7226
      @jayh7226 3 года назад +30

      And then that stupid fucking walk

  • @football4life85
    @football4life85 5 лет назад +1310

    Brendan used to do mma and now does “comedy”. One gave him brain damage and one gives us brain damage.

  • @jacobphilip3977
    @jacobphilip3977 2 года назад +44

    The Asian doctor accent is especially interesting when you can guarantee Brendan could never get through “board certified ophthalmologist” without sweating and grimacing. Also it’s not talked about enough that Papa Rogan also has a weed gummy bit

  • @lookbetll8353
    @lookbetll8353 4 года назад +369

    Michael Bisping is way funnier then this muppet. And he's not even comic

    • @Joshuavancruz
      @Joshuavancruz 4 года назад +15

      OUCH. In Brendan's words: "One HUNDRED percent."

    • @ryanhineson2635
      @ryanhineson2635 4 года назад +25

      Of course he is, brits have banter. This clown is not one bit funny

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 года назад +5

      Micheal bisping is not only naturally funnier and way more funnier than schaub, but I believe that he’d kick schaub’s ass in an MMA fight.

    • @Grugrusnofrus
      @Grugrusnofrus 4 года назад +3

      @@steverogers7601 Schuab is still a heavyweight. Hw vs middleweights have a huge size difference

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 года назад

      @@Grugrusnofrus Yea but that weight is all fat from not training. You do know that not training vs training makes a difference right? Not to mention, schaub was never a champion (lmao) and Bisping did make it to the top.

  • @Roseland8
    @Roseland8 5 лет назад +844

    I walked past Joe rogan once in an airport, I am now a comedian

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 4 года назад +9

      I watched a few of Rogan's podcasts. I'm a comedian now too! Damn it's too easy!

    • @keenl4057
      @keenl4057 4 года назад +3

      Joe Rogan isn't even a comedian so he makes everyone else look like comedians

    • @loganobrien6518
      @loganobrien6518 4 года назад

      @@keenl4057 ...he literally does stand-up

    • @keenl4057
      @keenl4057 4 года назад +3

      @@loganobrien6518 that doesn't make him a comedian

    • @loganobrien6518
      @loganobrien6518 4 года назад +1

      @@keenl4057 So than what does? Your subjective opinion of him?

  • @travman1987
    @travman1987 3 года назад +1419

    Brendan is like the bosses son at work.
    He is where he is because of who he knows but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. No ones likes him but are forced to pretend to because you work there.

    • @yuga4K
      @yuga4K 3 года назад +14

      Damn lol

    • @chrisredding6034
      @chrisredding6034 3 года назад +11

      Very hard to have one of the most respected podcasts on earth if no one likes you.
      Man, what do you guys do all day other than just laser beam hate through your eyes and judge everything you possibly can? That is a crappy way of life, I don’t have a horse in the race but to be running 4-6 different podcasts and be touring stand up at the same time? If nothing else, it’s impressive because he is working is butt off to get where he is.
      And a lot of people love him including joe Rohan so talk crap about joe??

    • @travman1987
      @travman1987 3 года назад +29

      @@chrisredding6034 Chris Redding is the kinda guy who has his nose in the bosses sons ass at work.

    • @longshotdiedtired1582
      @longshotdiedtired1582 3 года назад +4

      Like the bosses son n law lol

    • @421bb4
      @421bb4 3 года назад +12

      I ran into him without knowing who he wasn’t, I still didn’t like him

  • @atierintel
    @atierintel 2 года назад +29

    I was more interested in the documentary about the UFC Doctor than I was in this guy's Netflix special lol

  • @zachanundson33
    @zachanundson33 5 лет назад +1093

    The way he disrespected the dr from the ufc is embarrassing.

    • @kevinosborne938
      @kevinosborne938 5 лет назад +63

      I wonder what other fighters think of that..... because he is well respected

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 лет назад +55

      It's upsetting actually

    • @mikethestoner
      @mikethestoner 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah that really annoyed me

    • @juniorc1521
      @juniorc1521 5 лет назад +60

      Wow when you actually hear the actual doctor speak it just makes Schaub look like a super prick.

    • @phoenixhwang5696
      @phoenixhwang5696 5 лет назад +17

      @@juniorc1521 when u hear Dr.Hsu speak ....it makes the joke halirious....
      Everyone relax...it's a joke

  • @JohnGalt916
    @JohnGalt916 5 лет назад +799

    Let's be honest if it wasn't for Joe Rogan co-signing him. He would just be a blip in UFC history that no one remembers.

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 5 лет назад +49

      One hundred percent, B.

    • @sybo59
      @sybo59 5 лет назад +51

      coolerintext Let’s be honest you. Don’t quite know how to use periods.

    • @TheUnholyPosole
      @TheUnholyPosole 5 лет назад +30

      Rogan helped his friend out with a career, that's nothing to cry and complain over. Grow up. You sound as childish as Schaub.

    • @rustyshackleford2799
      @rustyshackleford2799 5 лет назад +2

      coolerintext your content sucks balls

    • @ogskywalker5669
      @ogskywalker5669 5 лет назад +17

      If it wasn’t for joe he’d still be getting knocked out in the ufc bud

  • @israelsrealm
    @israelsrealm 3 года назад +1275

    The UFC doctor is one of the most well-spoken mainstream English speakers I've ever heard.

    • @CodenameKarl
      @CodenameKarl 3 года назад +44

      What the heck is a Mainstream English speaker? Lol

    • @israelsrealm
      @israelsrealm 3 года назад +147

      @@CodenameKarl
      Someone with no particular accent that originates from another region. The most common "American" one.

    • @whyareyoureadingthiis886
      @whyareyoureadingthiis886 3 года назад +3

      huh?

    • @israelsrealm
      @israelsrealm 3 года назад +40

      @@whyareyoureadingthiis886
      Yep. You're welcome.

    • @foxglove65
      @foxglove65 3 года назад +14

      @@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Thank Daily Dissent for his service. Thankim.

  • @lindseyormsbee
    @lindseyormsbee 2 года назад +9

    Update: "You'd be surprised" is going strong with a 1.7 IMBD rating. "Gringo Papi" has a 1.1

  • @tommygun1381
    @tommygun1381 5 лет назад +684

    Joe Rogan......you need to have "the talk" again with Brendan.

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 лет назад +10

      Tommy Gun yea time for another change of career. Comedy is NOT a viable option for him.

    • @fsmfsm9941
      @fsmfsm9941 5 лет назад +74

      joe sucks at comedy too.

    • @dustinbrehm2310
      @dustinbrehm2310 5 лет назад +44

      Agree but afterwards somebody needs to have "the talk" with Joe.

    • @tadm123
      @tadm123 5 лет назад +20

      Joe Rogan sucks at comedy too, he wouldn’t be able to tell

    • @system-error
      @system-error 5 лет назад +12

      For the circle to be complete, Schaub now needs to tell Rogan to retire because he considers him shit based on all the comedians he's watched over the years. Then Rogan needs to take up cagefighting instead, and then go into the cage and get Ben Askrened in 3 seconds. Circle complete

  • @beng4697
    @beng4697 4 года назад +882

    Shwab has slept more people with his jokes than he did with his punches.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 4 года назад +1518

    Dude, that Asian doctor thing is just painful. I haven’t cringed that hard in a long time. I’m having a difficult time “uncringing” the muscles in my face...

    • @MiQeyStorm17
      @MiQeyStorm17 3 года назад +4

      Must be tough being a virtue signaling beta male. Your cringing will one day save the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @manifestgtr
      @manifestgtr 3 года назад +137

      @@MiQeyStorm17
      Virtue signaling, please....I’m the LEAST pc human being this side of 4chan. There’s a difference between funny racial humor (Patrice O’Neal, George Carlin, Chris Rock) and this nonsense. If *you* think this is funny and *didn’t* cringe your face off at that bit, I don’t know what to tell you. Go listen to some Richard Pryor or Patrice O’Neal....unfunny is unfunny regardless of your stance on political correctness...

    • @MiQeyStorm17
      @MiQeyStorm17 3 года назад +7

      @@manifestgtr Ok... however, you did virtue signal by point out how offended you were at the bit. You want people to know you are not racist... right? Do that with your actions instead of words by simply not being racist. People will notice. Also, don’t be so defensive... it makes you look guilty. Indifference goes a long way. Sorry for taking a shot at you. God bless.

    • @zeroadeux
      @zeroadeux 3 года назад +114

      @@MiQeyStorm17 found the braindead brendumb schaub fan

    • @MiQeyStorm17
      @MiQeyStorm17 3 года назад +1

      @@zeroadeux Sorry but no. I could not care less about Schaub. Nice try though (not really).

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha 2 года назад +17

    Schaub getting a comedy special is like finding out your boss hired a new manager because he was in his bowling league.

    • @GoatFarmer706
      @GoatFarmer706 2 года назад

      He's worth millions and you're a hater making hack comments

  • @Emily00Strange
    @Emily00Strange 4 года назад +950

    He lied about the Asian Doctor having a stereotypical accent, so I'm going to assume he lied about his Asian Barber being named "Jamal".

    • @KlossN
      @KlossN 4 года назад +52

      If you believe stand up is real, I've got news for you

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +17

      KlossN Welllllp Richard Prior really did smoke crack and catch on fire and make movies with Gene Hackman...

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +2

      KlossN Jim Carrey really did make those crazy faces and noises come out his mouth....

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад

      ....Shaub.... really ... did... get punched in the face and lose a fight? And then lie about it on stage? Okay that is funny Lol

    • @Bumpy_barejevo
      @Bumpy_barejevo 4 года назад +1

      Also that is something that would only be funny if we were all in seventh grade.

  • @justcallmeq8120
    @justcallmeq8120 4 года назад +1795

    how does joe have so much pull in comedy, his own is literally unremarkable to put it best

    • @lightupthedarkness6762
      @lightupthedarkness6762 4 года назад +356

      Podcast clout transfers over

    • @jasoncallow6151
      @jasoncallow6151 4 года назад +266

      Also he saved the comedy store by standing up to Carlos Mecia when he was stealing jokes in the 90s. Joe got banned for that and is seen as wholly responsible for sorting everything out and creating a much better comedy community

    • @overtherenowaitthere
      @overtherenowaitthere 4 года назад +92

      Joe is a great comic, not the greatest. He's just the best one out of his group of friends like Jim Norton and that Anthony cumia guy. I'd say he's better than Joey diaz too. He's just not on the level of like Dave Chappelle or Louis CK which of course they're some of the best comedians since George Carlin passed.

    • @visionofdisorder
      @visionofdisorder 4 года назад +195

      @@jasoncallow6151 "sorting out", he paid a shit ton to keep the comedy store open, which made him a patron saint of LA comedy... he is respected for his money and power, not for his own material

    • @bonkboi420
      @bonkboi420 4 года назад +167

      @@overtherenowaitthere you're delusional if you think Joe is funnier than Anthony or even Jim

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 5 лет назад +207

    "my name is Greg Hsu" haha he literally couldn't be more perfectly spoken and a professional

    • @acp4567
      @acp4567 5 лет назад +15

      Max L Yoel Romero speaks better English than Schaub.

    • @padraigdoyle9262
      @padraigdoyle9262 5 лет назад

      @@acp4567 ahahahah

    • @jalapenoking5591
      @jalapenoking5591 5 лет назад

      @Max L of course he does lmao

  • @SLURM187
    @SLURM187 2 года назад +20

    A prime example of being surrounded by yes men for way too long.

  • @0kewl
    @0kewl 4 года назад +918

    The ending to Schindler's List was funnier

    • @soniclevels1514
      @soniclevels1514 4 года назад +2

      LMAO DAAAAYUMMM!!! ... 🤣

    • @noahconnors8001
      @noahconnors8001 4 года назад +26

      @Tom Spencer Hey Tom

    • @noahconnors8001
      @noahconnors8001 4 года назад +31

      @Tom Spencer the ending of Schindler's list was funnier

    • @soniclevels1514
      @soniclevels1514 4 года назад

      Kamil S LMAO!! I Didn’t see this comment haha... Schumer.... haha SPECIAL!!!! LMAO 😂 🤣

    • @Thatboigreedy
      @Thatboigreedy 4 года назад +2

      I'M. STEALING THIS JOKE AND YOUR. NOT GONNA STOP ME

  • @Remorsefullyhumble
    @Remorsefullyhumble 5 лет назад +1211

    Honestly I don't find shaub or Joe Rogan funny,in normal conversation yes but in stand up ...no

    • @thepistolguy859
      @thepistolguy859 5 лет назад +60

      Same

    • @mesadrums375
      @mesadrums375 5 лет назад +81

      Joe is bad in the sense of that he has his audience and plays to them. Never adapts. But he can structure a joke and punchline properly still. Brendan’s is tough and cringy to watch. I couldn’t tell when he starts a new joke and finishes the old one.

    • @JoseLopez-xd8gv
      @JoseLopez-xd8gv 5 лет назад +115

      Huge joe fan he can be funny on his podcast but his stand-up is horrific

    • @Tkenny35
      @Tkenny35 5 лет назад +66

      What’s crazy is Joe headlines theatres with sold out shows and at the comedy store he has his own like “Joe Rogan and friends” type of show. I respect the hell out of Joe but his stand up isn’t funny at all. Maybe he’s better live? Then again who am I to judge while he’s making millions

    • @mesadrums375
      @mesadrums375 5 лет назад +15

      Kenny Tran
      1. Most comedians are better live, especially in clubs where they can be dirtier.
      2. Comedy is subjective. I’ve seen people cry laughing from basic puns or knock knock jokes. Joe has a built in audience who finds him funny, and it’s not like his shows are surprises. He talks about them all the time.

  • @FigFirearms
    @FigFirearms 5 лет назад +644

    It's cringey how he acts like he always wanted to be a stand up comedian when we all know he just looks up to joe rogan that much

    • @christophert8419
      @christophert8419 5 лет назад +36

      King Kong Even though Rogans less funny than Amy Schumer. Seriously these guys just need to stick to podcasting

    • @FigFirearms
      @FigFirearms 5 лет назад +59

      @@christophert8419 I agree Rogan is awesome as a UFC commentator, and as a podcaster, but the man is not funny.

    • @AbuJordyn
      @AbuJordyn 5 лет назад +3

      King Kong You must be high.

    • @MrSh4des
      @MrSh4des 5 лет назад +4

      @@FigFirearms women watch their comedy because they're impressionable. My girlfriend watched rogan before i pointed out he sucks.

    • @infamousdoom6831
      @infamousdoom6831 5 лет назад +18

      @@MrSh4des fake story, you've never had a girlfriend incel

  • @SUPEROGRE5000
    @SUPEROGRE5000 2 года назад +13

    This is all Joe Rogans fault

  • @Wyllies11
    @Wyllies11 5 лет назад +471

    "How well do you think you would do on your own comedy special?"
    "Straight up comedy? I think people would be surprised."
    "Oh really? I think you would be surprised. I think you would tank."

  • @dillonkrueger4535
    @dillonkrueger4535 3 года назад +397

    What killed me is him doing an Asian accent and the guy talks completely normal no accent

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 года назад +91

      That asian doctor spoke clearer english than brendan can

    • @perrybb2
      @perrybb2 3 года назад +18

      My son is half-Asian. I hope people don't make fun of him for having a non-existent accent when he grows up

    • @phineasgage8252
      @phineasgage8252 3 года назад +9

      @@perrybb2 His male friends will, that is how guys show affection, to break eachothers balls

    • @signoguns8501
      @signoguns8501 3 года назад +7

      You cant talk without an accent lol. The doctor talks with the generic US accent. Sorry to be annoying, but I see quite a lot of people say that. Its impossible to talk without an accent.

    • @sadiethegreat
      @sadiethegreat 2 года назад +16

      @@signoguns8501 the phrase is intended as there being no relative accent, not that there's literally zero accent.

  • @Idontlikeanyoneanywhere
    @Idontlikeanyoneanywhere 5 лет назад +1308

    Nobody:
    Literally anyone who hangs around Joe Rogan for 5 minutes: I'm a comedian now.

    • @lewissmith5759
      @lewissmith5759 5 лет назад +12

      Joe rogan is a okay-ish interviewer

    • @Cruiserkid
      @Cruiserkid 5 лет назад +15

      This comment makes no sense

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 5 лет назад +45

      Cruiserkid7 yes it does!! It makes perfect sense to me.. rogan tells everyone they could b a stand up

    • @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf
      @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheSands83 no he doesn't

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 5 лет назад +6

      Walter E. Kurts I disagree

  • @cranberrycanvas
    @cranberrycanvas 8 месяцев назад +7

    The Asian ufc doctor impression is fucking INSANE.

  • @feivelderschlawiner9687
    @feivelderschlawiner9687 4 года назад +1359

    I swear to god, Schaub pays for the dislikes. He also tried multiple times to take these clips down. I cant find a single negative comment, but there are 12.000 dislikes ? No way this is legit.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 года назад +23

      IDK, he’s got fans. People watch all his shows on RUclips.
      Also....random...anyone else notice that the guy who made this video sounds Vietnamese or something? Listen at 7:55 and it almost sounds like he is adding an “L” to words with an “O“ ..... “callmedy” and “Paulcasting”
      Just an observation.

    • @OH-tj4qn
      @OH-tj4qn 4 года назад +175

      @@seanmatthewking lol dude beige is mocking brendan's CTE induced speech disorder

    • @legendarykielbasapower525
      @legendarykielbasapower525 4 года назад

      @Poisonous Nut yea it was for his CBD company lmao

    • @connorkzaley9077
      @connorkzaley9077 4 года назад

      Want to like but 69 is fragile

    • @roscoe4092
      @roscoe4092 4 года назад +83

      @@seanmatthewking who the fuck cares what ethnicity he is dude

  • @gunsnwheels9214
    @gunsnwheels9214 5 лет назад +338

    Don't blame Rogan as much as Callen, it was Callen who really said he could do comedy.

    • @CrashBandicot1995
      @CrashBandicot1995 5 лет назад +25

      Callen is that type of friend lol

    • @martin..3700
      @martin..3700 5 лет назад +6

      Callens funny tho nd the best part of the hangover ffs

    • @Conda17
      @Conda17 5 лет назад +23

      The difference is that whether people find callen funny or not.....he’s a performer. You can see that he puts time into his act, rogan on the other hand and a few others in the group have no performance value apart from being loud, OTT and cursing. He had two separate groups in the one larger group to choose to learn from....he copied the wrong ones.

    • @ronaldkimball5775
      @ronaldkimball5775 5 лет назад +10

      Well Bryan Callen is really funny the problem is he knows ssss’littleeeeee about comedy

    • @maxthefoooool
      @maxthefoooool 5 лет назад +5

      Callens funny as hell tho

  • @jackw6259
    @jackw6259 4 года назад +180

    • Joe - “How do you think you do in a stand up comedy special”? • Brendan - “I think you’d be surprised”

    • @bnice12
      @bnice12 4 года назад +8

      Joe - " I think standing on a stage with people expecting you to be funny would fuck you up."

    • @ortox409
      @ortox409 4 года назад +3

      Joe : And I only say this as a friend . I don’t like saying it , I hate the words coming out of my mouth.

  • @MustardAndFries
    @MustardAndFries Год назад +5

    5:13 the cut from this joke to the guy speaking in the most typical plain English is so funny I cried laughing.

  • @Mixamaka
    @Mixamaka 4 года назад +284

    It's just like hollywood. Talent really doesn't matter if you are friend with the right people.
    There are funnier and more experienced comedians out there who struggle to pay for a special.

    • @chrischapman7026
      @chrischapman7026 4 года назад +14

      Fuck pay for a special. A lot of comedians, musicians and actors struggle to pay rent. Marketing and timing are pretty crucial in the entertainment industry

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 4 года назад +10

      That’s not just Hollywood. That’s how life goes with everyone in the world.

    • @darthjones1996
      @darthjones1996 4 года назад

      More than anything he had the money to film a special because of his UFC career earnings.

    • @johntynan8161
      @johntynan8161 4 года назад

      Too True!

    • @C0L4T3R4L
      @C0L4T3R4L 3 года назад

      Not what you know its who you know

  • @bluetwinkiesaregood
    @bluetwinkiesaregood 5 лет назад +256

    What a jerk, he insulted Dr Hsu like that for a cheap laugh... Geez.

    • @metatronatra
      @metatronatra 5 лет назад +13

      bluetwinkiesaregood like dog, did you get a Cambodian immigrant fresh off the boat or are you such an ass you need to do every Asian man’s voice like that... god I hate brendan

    • @Alley-Mask
      @Alley-Mask 5 лет назад +24

      Lex Loadgiver dude you just don’t get it. That’s like hanging out with a black dude.. you know this man well you’re really good friends. You drive him to a house party full of friends of yours but friends that your black friend doesn’t know/ hasn’t met yet. Once at the party you introduce your black friends to everyone only using a stereotypical ghetto aunt jemima voice as if your black friend speaks like that but in reality he speaks like everyone else in the room. How can you defend that as comedy? It’s just horrible execution like so poorly done it’s incredible. You’re a Joe “insert something lame here for RUclips likes” Rogan stan so I don’t blame you for your blindness with how lame this “joke” is

    • @sawconmaibals1833
      @sawconmaibals1833 5 лет назад +4

      its a comedy special, it shouldn't be taken seriously, and shouldn't be this researched. Why does anyone even care? You've all been brainwashed by this soulless boring channel owner who gets boners from people commenting on his channel and agreeing with him. He attacks joe who doesn't even do comedy anymore, and just podcasts for literally no reason, and then attacks the guy Brendan assuming he himself is funny, when in reality this video didn't even deserve a yawn.

    • @bluetwinkiesaregood
      @bluetwinkiesaregood 5 лет назад +3

      Sawcon Maibals whether he is funny or not is an opinion. I’m all for dead pan jokes I like Sara Silverman but come on. Some people are not born funny. I saw his “stand up” it’s boring and bland. No charm charisma nor wit. I Agee with the owner of the video. Whoever told him he’s a comedian lied.

    • @Reginald_Harrison
      @Reginald_Harrison 5 лет назад +12

      The sad part was, the story still wasn't funny.
      Asian Jamal was another swing and a miss.
      I'm not some SJW either, this shit was just some lazy uninteresting garbage.

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 4 года назад +443

    and no, he dresses like a 17 yr old bisexual chick.. lmfao

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 4 года назад +6

      He'll be the next one in trouble for hitting on little girls lmao

    • @Reptar530
      @Reptar530 4 года назад +1

      100%

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 4 года назад +16

      @Masster Gunnz lmfao you're showing yourself to be a bigger loser than u can even know by knowing and collecting all that shit on a guy u claim to hate and thinks is a loser

    • @kingsingh695
      @kingsingh695 4 года назад +2

      TheDonofthsht76 - nah he was saying this is why people don’t like him

    • @lightupthedarkness6762
      @lightupthedarkness6762 4 года назад

      He's a bag of issues. He and his wife are both molestation victims who now victimize their son.

  • @bane3991
    @bane3991 Год назад +4

    To add to your point about him telling the story about watching the first UFC and his dad telling him he will be the heavyweight champion of the world. Weight classes did not exist in the UFC until 1997. It was all open weight. The first UFC did not have any weight classes.

  • @jeremythomas4660
    @jeremythomas4660 5 лет назад +236

    When Brendan went on Rogan after the special came out Rogan could never compliment him, jus said “you’ll get better” lol

    • @jackstone77
      @jackstone77 5 лет назад +27

      Jeremy Thomas damn bro you caught that. I’m crying

    • @TMXP87
      @TMXP87 5 лет назад +33

      Joe, also told him that he’d advise him not to the the special this early in his comedic career.

    • @kegadolll
      @kegadolll 5 лет назад +13

      ​@@TMXP87 How did Schaub even get a special in the first place? I don't think they just let anyone and everyone have one so now I'm more confused if Rogan didn't just hook him up. If Rogan knew his act was worse than shit, he should've like, not helped him get a special and flat-out told Schaub to write material that isn't embarrassingly awful.

    • @QdsWhhj
      @QdsWhhj 5 лет назад +24

      @@kegadolll thats one of those things you need to just let ride out bc clearly brenden is going full tilt with the comedy, its probably easier to just support him than machine gun his plane out of the air. Joe already did that once to him lol

    • @MrChristianbowman82
      @MrChristianbowman82 5 лет назад +12

      QdsWhhj if he ever does “machine gun his plane out of the air” again over his terrible comedy, I just hope it’s on a another episode of JRE! 😂

  • @Mikeyjfox1
    @Mikeyjfox1 3 года назад +338

    The doctor-"its an exceptional occupation, I feel spiritually connected to these gentlemen "
    Schaubs impression-" DeE gO bEE woRR pAy yO LiE , gAwuNteEb "

  • @JerseyJersey100
    @JerseyJersey100 5 лет назад +276

    The more I see Shaub doing his act the more Rogan’s credibility falls

    • @chipsimon9607
      @chipsimon9607 5 лет назад +14

      Why? even Joe Rogan admits his stand-up was terrible and Joe Rogan's stand-up was pretty awful starting out as well. We have just been subjugated to Schaub because he was already well known through MMA . I think Rogan understands this guy was a mediocre fighter and didn't want to see him take any more pointless punishment

    • @kevinfry3642
      @kevinfry3642 5 лет назад +8

      “Joey Diaz is the funniest man ever”
      Joe Rogan

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda 5 лет назад +32

      @@chipsimon9607 joe rogan's standup is still horrible

    • @richhenry7540
      @richhenry7540 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah. I enjoy listening to Joe Rogan and his friends on the podcast (except for Ari, i find him insufferable). They have funny conversations. But I can't sit through their standup.

    • @gretathunberg6255
      @gretathunberg6255 5 лет назад +4

      @@richhenry7540 I agree 100%

  • @picklesimp
    @picklesimp 2 года назад +10

    Papa moist sent me here

  • @irishlad3029
    @irishlad3029 5 лет назад +404

    Brendan dresses like a fortnite character

    • @mikethestoner
      @mikethestoner 5 лет назад +2

      He actually does man I've never seen anyone with the mad dress sense he has it's weird af he needs put in a hospital and his brain looked at haha guys fucked with cte

    • @palegodwit8848
      @palegodwit8848 5 лет назад

      *facts

    • @strad404
      @strad404 5 лет назад

      Mike the Moocher ctw?

    • @mikethestoner
      @mikethestoner 5 лет назад

      @@strad404 cte mate misspelled lol

  • @fodolocraigo8426
    @fodolocraigo8426 4 года назад +321

    I actually feel bad for the Asian doctor..... That's so low

    • @Bombdizzle
      @Bombdizzle 4 года назад +39

      @@CreateToAchieve a shit Asian accent is hacky as fuck and so old fashioned that it's not funny anymore. Satire is intelligent and insightful. So that doesn't qualify

    • @RiloXRi
      @RiloXRi 4 года назад +6

      @@CreateToAchieve it would be funny and satire if everyone else knew that the doctors actual voice didn't have a Asian accent. So no not satire

    • @fodolocraigo8426
      @fodolocraigo8426 4 года назад +2

      Byrdx that's not satire,lol

    • @RiloXRi
      @RiloXRi 4 года назад +2

      @@CreateToAchieve okay kid take a chill pill and go outside. no need to get so defensive over a RUclips comment. Here's the thing your low iq doesn't understand. Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's satire that's not how it works pal. And there's no one in the comments "laughing" this whole video was literally about how shitty his jokes and special are so that argument is completely irrelevant

    • @mcnell311
      @mcnell311 4 года назад +1

      Schaub threw out an Asian math line....unironically. Still cant believe what I saw.

  • @xaviersantini8176
    @xaviersantini8176 4 года назад +1099

    Can’t wait for the joe rogan intervention for his comedy like he did with his fighting

    • @albertbrennaman5605
      @albertbrennaman5605 4 года назад +18

      the previous one was to prevent him from developing brain damage ...

    • @xaviersantini8176
      @xaviersantini8176 4 года назад +106

      Albert Brennaman so now we must suffer?

    • @jasunndakidd1531
      @jasunndakidd1531 4 года назад +4

      Stop 😭😭😭

    • @iannoome1898
      @iannoome1898 4 года назад +17

      @@albertbrennaman5605 Now he needs to step in to prevent us from developing brain damage

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 4 года назад +3

      Xavier Santini 😂 holy fuck, without missing a beat

  • @Reddrik
    @Reddrik 2 года назад +2

    “Sacagawea’s purse-“
    Hey, not bad.
    “-Spread over her carcass now-“
    Ah, nevermind.

  • @dmanatan
    @dmanatan 5 лет назад +342

    The comments section is funnier than Brendan Schaub

    • @luplewis9837
      @luplewis9837 5 лет назад +1

      Dang I just wrote that comment word for word👍.

    • @leno7492
      @leno7492 5 лет назад

      I bet u only think hes unfunny because you wanna ride the bandwagon, if this video was complimenting brendan then you would be saying that hes hilarious

    • @dmanatan
      @dmanatan 5 лет назад +2

      kuqi No, his standup is terrible.

    • @lirimbllaca8051
      @lirimbllaca8051 4 года назад

      Oh, one hundred percent.

    • @slingblade941
      @slingblade941 4 года назад +1

      Disappointed In all of you he really fucking sucks, there’s no denying

  • @paligula.
    @paligula. 5 лет назад +409

    it hilarious that there are 5.3k dislikes on this videos but almost none of the 6.3k comments disagree on the video or any comments defending brendan

    • @koneking2569
      @koneking2569 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah it doesn't make any sense, as fake as Conors instagram followers.

    • @Cruiserkid
      @Cruiserkid 5 лет назад +26

      Andrew Mack it makes perfect sense. Regardless how bad schaubs comedy may be, the narrator of this video is insufferable. Also you actually think McGregor has fake followers?

    • @koneking2569
      @koneking2569 5 лет назад +8

      @@Cruiserkid He does, it's confirmed. Celebrities buy followers all the time, it's nothing unusual. It's easy to prove for yourself just go through and you'll see.

    • @Cruiserkid
      @Cruiserkid 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Mack Anyone can buy followers if the account is open. Did you know that?

    • @cholou1
      @cholou1 5 лет назад

      Because he probably deleted them

  • @swamp9136
    @swamp9136 3 года назад +178

    A perfect example of how knowing the right people can get you anywhere. Thousands of comedians would kill each other for their own special. Shaub decides he wants to do stand-up one day and the next gets handed a auditorium, a cameraman and a packed house to try open-mic level jokes that he never really practiced.

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman Год назад +2

      One credit I'll give him is that he doesn't seem to fully choke, although I'm apparently too dumb to give credit, as I have enjoyed "comedy" by Bert Kreischer, Joe Rogan, and Jim Norton, so I don't know

    • @snarkynader9400
      @snarkynader9400 Год назад

      @@ericfieldmanpathetic

  • @kuryanthomas1438
    @kuryanthomas1438 2 года назад +2

    never liked schaubs asian doctor joke from that special. But didn't realize until now it was about the ufc dr. hsu who was was born and brought up in us. What a crappy thing to do.

  • @porkfriedrice1530
    @porkfriedrice1530 4 года назад +153

    When CTE meets money and encouraging friends

  • @BeigeFrequency
    @BeigeFrequency  5 лет назад +208

    Nobody is laughing now.

    • @harrydamour7564
      @harrydamour7564 5 лет назад

      It's so much worse.. ruclips.net/video/OAY9_2IuQMU/видео.html

    • @corbindalis
      @corbindalis 5 лет назад +1

      Bert Kreischer is just as much of a hack as Schaub is

    • @TheUnholyPosole
      @TheUnholyPosole 5 лет назад +5

      ...not true, a lot of people are laughing at you, and your obvious childish mentality.

    • @poplarbar5059
      @poplarbar5059 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheUnholyPosole is "childish mentally" code for spitting facts nowadays?

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheUnholyPosole Someone's mad.

  • @GiGiGiWest
    @GiGiGiWest 4 года назад +102

    He's a real hack because the closest thing I can find to what Hulk Hogan actually said is WAY FUNNIER: "To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong."

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 года назад +7

      Train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, drink your milk, and believe in yourself. More of than not, shortened to, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and drink your milk.

  • @arianzd2933
    @arianzd2933 2 года назад +8

    who is here from moist ?

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 года назад +2

      Me

  • @jannaoberholzer
    @jannaoberholzer 5 лет назад +592

    I don't mind roasting his comedic skills but fact checking a comedian??? Come on dude.... They ALL lie.... ALL THE TIME!!!

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah, he might have some points, but comedy is story telling and it's meant to be funny, who cares if those things actually happened. The Dr. Hsu shit is kinda bad though.

    • @joeroganstrtshots881
      @joeroganstrtshots881 5 лет назад +2

      israel is bad mkay tribal warfare is bad mkay did you have a brain aneurysm?

    • @nyashmyash8487
      @nyashmyash8487 5 лет назад +1

      yeah thats pretty dumb

    • @petermozuraitis5219
      @petermozuraitis5219 5 лет назад +4

      I get that comedians are telling stories and taking us down fictitious paths to make a point or get a laugh. But I HATED the way he closed out the ending, if you've been a fan of Schaub since before he started being an entertainer fulltime then you know that's not, as he put it himself, "his story". "Bryan and I drove 8 hours to LA, and we hatched a plan so that i would never fight again", on that fateful episode of JRE a few weeks post fight "yea man, we just need to polish up a few things then I should be able to make a go at a title run" . You can fudge things, because it's your job to make people laugh, but that's an outright lie, and it didn't sit well with me

    • @marctomkins
      @marctomkins 5 лет назад

      Derik Oberholzer embellish I believe the word is rather then lie 😂

  • @StackBundle
    @StackBundle 4 года назад +294

    I get that comedians exaggerate when telling stories but generally their recollection is more of a caricature of a story and not just a straight up lie like this.

    • @SkankyNugget
      @SkankyNugget 4 года назад +15

      some are flat out lies, but they do what they can to make it believable so the audience doesnt have a reaction like this. at the end of the day, it just entertainment. there's no need for them to tell you any truth, but just to make you laugh.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 года назад +13

      There are lies in standup comedy. Some lie for a story, some lie for events that never happened, and some lie simply for the joke. The worst is when they lie and the joke isn’t funny becsuse then you’ve failed at doing what you’re supposed to be doing. With schaub, it’s not only that he’s straight up lying about actual events that happened, but also that the joke isn’t even funny to begin with.
      The whole thing about his Asian doctor being Asian is not funny because the punchline and the joke is that the doctor is Asian and that Asian people talk funny.....that’s it. There’s nothing clever, there’s nothing witty, there’s nothing insightful, there’s nothing even goofy about it; it’s literally making fun of how Asian people talk broken English. You’d expect more from schsub considering he kept saying how much he’s working on his standup material, how much he had comedy writers help him write his material, and considering how good friends he is with Bryan Callen.
      Nah, he fucking sucks lmao

    • @GG-kn2se
      @GG-kn2se 4 года назад +6

      Comedians do straight up lie. All the time. Not everyone has real interesting and crazy stories that happen to them like Steve O lol

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 года назад +6

      @@GG-kn2se its fine if they lie, but its incredibly dumb when you lie about something thats on TV and we can replay it and watch that what you desrcibed in your act, did not happen in real life. The worst is when you lie and you are not funny, as in brendan schaub's case.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 4 года назад

      @@GG-kn2se its fine if they lie, but its incredibly dumb when you lie about something thats on TV and we can replay it and watch that what you desrcibed in your act, did not happen in real life. The worst is when you lie and you are not funny, as in brendan schaub's case.

  • @gronlud
    @gronlud 3 года назад +220

    He has spent too much time with Joe Rogan, that’s why his comedy is so bad.

    • @ivannunez3131
      @ivannunez3131 3 года назад +7

      💯

    • @iandowie7014
      @iandowie7014 3 года назад +11

      Dude how the fuck can them two look themselves in her mirror and think they are funny and could be classed as comedians you have to admire the delusion

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 года назад +8

      @@iandowie7014 Rogan is objectionable but Schaub is fucking unwatchable, I don't think it's fair to put them on the same level.

    • @Aquamatiic
      @Aquamatiic 3 года назад +3

      @@iandowie7014 Rogan actually was funny in the 90s and early 2000s but after then his comedy started getting stale and predictable

    • @J1mmyFootr0n
      @J1mmyFootr0n 2 года назад +2

      rogan just screams during his stand up shows

  • @davidwight5544
    @davidwight5544 2 года назад +4

    "It's not what you know, it's who you know" -Whoever

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson 4 года назад +206

    Khabib with his broken English is actually way funnier than Schaub....in a language that isn't his first

    • @MrWiLDAPEMAN
      @MrWiLDAPEMAN 4 года назад +1

      You either have it or you don’t I’d reckon. Khabib is pretty funny but I suppose you would need a sense of humour with his tough training regime and the hard country he comes from.

  • @didisaythat4230
    @didisaythat4230 4 года назад +465

    This special was like "the situation" being invited to speak at a comedy central roast.

    • @oliquarantino7650
      @oliquarantino7650 4 года назад +6

      Hahah

    • @generaljackson1741
      @generaljackson1741 4 года назад +5

      oh that was the worst and just added to his ego

    • @RebSike
      @RebSike 4 года назад +17

      to this day I'm still traumatized by the cringe of situation's line to Anthony Jesselnik:
      "You're a super funny guy, and the other night i told one of your super funny jokes to a super model, and she was laughing... ....while i was banging her brains out with i pile of money on the floor in my giant mansion"

    • @donnydizzle2781
      @donnydizzle2781 4 года назад +2

      @@RebSike feel the same. . cringey in so many ways, one being, you dont talk about money to people who have money, especially when you are new and small money. .

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +2

      @@RebSike Lol the PTSD from how insanely cringey and bad is REAL

  • @davedanger4414
    @davedanger4414 5 лет назад +253

    I looked at around 50 of the 10/10 star reviews on IMDB. Almost every single one was made in May 2019 and the only thing they had reviewed was Brendan's special.

    • @klefthoofrobert787
      @klefthoofrobert787 5 лет назад +49

      Wait , are you saying people in the entertainment industry are paying other people or making fake accounts to falsely promote and compliment their works? damn...who would've thought :)

    • @codycast
      @codycast 5 лет назад +2

      Strange that you even bother to care about or research such things. I mean who the hell cares

    • @davedanger4414
      @davedanger4414 5 лет назад +12

      @@codycast Curiosity is strange, I agree.

    • @malinko35
      @malinko35 5 лет назад +8

      @Captain Danger without the fake ratings it would be around 1.1/10

    • @misfit_lover
      @misfit_lover 5 лет назад +4

      @Captain Danger probably even less than that. When I checked before that absurd email begging for good reviews was sent, it was hovering around 1.8/10.

  • @Bound4Earth
    @Bound4Earth 2 года назад +1

    If you argue that he has only been doing the job for four years, what do you argue when your mechanic fucks up your oil change. Don't worry guys at year ten the magic happens. Either you are good at something, or it isn't going to work out. Sure maybe 1-2 years in, but after four years of doing nightly comedy, you should be rock solid.

  • @chalupacabra1727
    @chalupacabra1727 5 лет назад +358

    Schaub did his best stand up comedy in the cage.

  • @ydin9
    @ydin9 5 лет назад +243

    I'll chuckle for a "asian voice" joke every now on and then, but you gotta have shitty friends if you show this garbage material to anyone and they go "yeah Brendan, that's killer, put that on your comedy special for the world to see"

    • @joaoalegria7578
      @joaoalegria7578 5 лет назад +9

      Amen! Imagine the face of the doctor watching his special at home with his family to suport this douche.. xD

    • @tommygun1381
      @tommygun1381 5 лет назад +11

      Ill chuckle if it had some substance....that Asian doctor speaks better English than 99% of Americans.

    • @joaoalegria7578
      @joaoalegria7578 5 лет назад +1

      @@tommygun1381 including Brendan ofc

    • @893loses
      @893loses 5 лет назад +2

      If you're going to punch in at the racism factory you gotta move a little place called cum town

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf 5 лет назад +5

      It's an incoherent comedic decision. The impression isn't racist enough to even get a cheap laugh out of me, but it is absolutely an intentional lie when compared with the doctor who sounds more American than I do. Also note the gay tone of everything, down to his clothes even. He knew he hadn't written a single great joke, so he's going full tilt modern "comedian". Which means a goofy story teller.

  • @Silent_Shadow
    @Silent_Shadow 3 года назад +917

    Love how honest Joe Rogan is with everyone....
    Now when is someone going to be honest with him?

    • @edwardjones2202
      @edwardjones2202 3 года назад +242

      Exactly. Bill Burr should get him to give up comedy.
      "Joe, do you think shouting and being demonstrative makes a joke funny".
      "I think you'd be surprised"
      "No I think you'd be surprised Joe"

    • @kayvonweinstein8965
      @kayvonweinstein8965 3 года назад +70

      @@edwardjones2202 you are totally right it would have to come from Bill Burr. It would hurt Rogan more too coming from Bill.

    • @Euphorix099
      @Euphorix099 3 года назад +4

      @@edwardjones2202 epic burn

    • @FifthGearBeer
      @FifthGearBeer 3 года назад +1

      @@edwardjones2202 so true 👏🏼

    • @FifthGearBeer
      @FifthGearBeer 3 года назад +60

      Such an underrated comment. How Joe gets away with his below-par, average, shouty comedy is beyond me. It’s because no one ever calls him out on it.

  • @0hopscotch0
    @0hopscotch0 Год назад +5

    His career. That’s the punchline of his comedy

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar 4 года назад +698

    I wanna see an Eddie Bravo standup special!

  • @shortymccutlery8919
    @shortymccutlery8919 4 года назад +77

    He comes off really awkward and desperate for laughs, a self proclaimed wannabe comedian

  • @iancarter5217
    @iancarter5217 4 года назад +200

    Poor Asian doctor guy, I hope he hasn't watched the special.

    • @iancarter5217
      @iancarter5217 4 года назад +30

      @Space Hippo I'm glad he called him out, but just imagine thinking your friends with someone and you watch there special out of support and he pulls that, so awful.

    • @rustytaylor9527
      @rustytaylor9527 4 года назад

      @Nicholas DosSantos that's great.

    • @thedeathstar420
      @thedeathstar420 4 года назад

      @Masster Gunnz damn that roommate fight story is fucked up.

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 5 лет назад +447

    This special convinced me that these specials hire professional laughers to laugh at some of these jokes.

    • @mattberg6816
      @mattberg6816 4 года назад +17

      Young In dude they fill those things with tourists given free tickets and dollar drinks

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ 4 года назад +10

      I dunno, is it possible that people just think different things are funny?

    • @subgrappling805
      @subgrappling805 4 года назад +18

      They “sweeten” the audience response with added audio laugh tracks. It’s pretty gross.

    • @dth91
      @dth91 4 года назад +1

      @@butHomeisNowhere___ well obviously that is a fact, somehow jeff dunham has a career as a ventriloquist

    • @TheGarnet818
      @TheGarnet818 4 года назад +1

      Matt Berg no they don’t 🤦‍♂️