That guy was almost everybody I knew in high school lol. The only confirmed stories were always the ones where people would humiliate themselves doing something stupid lol.
He reminds me heavily of the kid in 5th grade that said he owned an rpg7 and he blew up a mountain with it without the cops finding out (we were both some of the poorest kids in school and he just wanted to be cool so I get it but doing essentially this schtick as an adult is insane)
Brendan and his wife look like siblings but he constantly calls himself "white boy" and talks about how her exotic foreign family has never seen man so white. I don't know if he's trolling on purpose or has schizophrenia.
You can almost feel the people he’s talking to can sense his lies. Anytime he says something he gets a lot of “Really?” “Are you serious?” “No way?” “Is that true?”
what is real fame?? in the entertainment industry fame is fame. Brendan is one of the most famous comedians out there. no other comedian has multiple RUclips channels dedicated to their every moment of their life. There is not a comedian alive who doesnt know who Brendan is. Brendan gets more attention than almost any other comedian. what is even crazier is that Brendan isn't funny at all. People should have forgotten about him years ago and he should have started a different career but as long as people keep paying attention to him he isn't going anywhere.
He just can't even take the L long enough to learn something. If I didn't know someone in my life with the same lack of self awareness, I wouldn't have believed it's real
Bro I was just thinkin that. He kinda does non ironically and completely serious version of what William Montgomery does during his act- telling completely random obscure lies for no reason but William is believable and funny and Brenda is neither and never will be
Surprised “vanilla folders” hasnt caught on more at changs tbh. The first time i heard “manilla folder” as a kid, my first thought (and i assume its most people’s first thought) was “oh, that sounds like vanilla folder” before processing that its a different word. Bapas vocabulary works permanently on the level of a kid hearing a word for the first time
My friend told me he had a playstation, an Xbox and a GameCube, back in hs.. I went to his house, turns out he didn't have any of them.. pretty sad day.. lost all types of respect for him
I always wondered what I was not understanding watching Rogan, Bert, etc.they aren’t funny at all.I don’t listen to JRE much anymore because every other guest is a “comedian “.
Schaub is like bert, they think we want to envy their lifestyle, its like no one told them as a comedian you need to be likable somehow and relatively humble and down to earth (or the extreme opposite for contrast) the last thing you need is to be cocky, your followers dont want to celebrate your lifestyle, they want to be entertained by people who have the self awareness to be thankful for what they got through their fans. Its so obvious it hurts
TBF he might be telling the truth about Richard Simmons. My brother lives in LA and trained(gym) with a guy that’s huge. He told him Simmons would hire him or his other big friends to come over and treat him like a baby. Literally would wear a diaper and have the guy carry him around the house. Some sick fetish, might have been trying to hire Bapa.
Brendan Shaubs dad has money…imagine how exhausted he is with Brendan calling him with all these “investment” ideas. Btw that Porsche was a wedding gift from his dad 😂
You’d think these would be getting petty by now, but his catalog is ssssooo deep, holy shit. His celebrity encounters as my favorite. I’d never even heard that one about Lil Uzi at the red carpet. We need a podcast with Brendan and Uzi to clear this up.
These are the best videos on RUclips. There’s a version of that story of Antifa, “The Proud Boys”, and SWAT team members all being fans of his where he said that all three sides were engaged in heavy rioting and assaulting one another until they saw they were outside a Brendan Schaub comedy show upon which they all immediately stopped fighting each other so they could all ask for a photo, which in turn united all sides together as one.
11:01 Maybe I’m just overly superstitious, but I was taught growing up that swearing on someone else’s life, especially a loved one, is, like, the ultimate trump card to prove you’re being truthful and is not something to just casually throw out in conversation, as if you were literally swearing on someone’s life to prove you were being honest and, if you were lying, whatever higher power there may be/karma would literally take that person’s life. Obviously, I’ve no idea if the Richard Simons story is true, but even totally disregarding his history of lying, it’s wild to me that he’d go as low as to swear on his kids over such dumb insignificant celebrity encounter story…
He doesnt. Tries to relate to his listeners. Guy hasnt had a real job a day in his life. Training mma isnt easy but it certainly isnt laying bricks for 20 years
8 & 9yo’s buying fake Rolex watches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I KNOW bro & he was so proud & arrogant when he said: "Yeah, it was a hustle"! 😮... 😅
I love how Tim just let that one hang for a sec, lmao.
They all lie for jokes. Brendan is like lying to look cool and it's obviously funny but mannnn
Pure schaubery
I used to know someone that sold fake crack at age 9 but yeah I know schwab is lying tho
"House was broken into, I wasn't there. Wife and kids were there so I chased them out." 😅😂
The CBD lie using his son’s (more than likely) fabricated illness was one of the most pathetic things he’s done for $$ 🤦♂️
What going to happen when this kid is prescribed Adderall for his ADHD. Is Daddy helping himself? 😂
@@samanthab1923hunnet purr-scent, b
😂😂❤😂@@pamew
It does get rid of the seizures that he was describing but yes the story might be bs.
@@WilliamWallace42 Not as much as people think. Its very specific seizures
He is THAT guy who always has a story to tell that makes him look cool but nobody can ever confirm it. We all knew that guy in highschool or college.
I cringe every time he says anything, cause I know it’s most likely a lie.
He’s that horrible Kristen Wiig character from SNL. No matter what the topic is, she can top it
Well u can confirm it he is being recorded so there is a forever record of it
That guy was almost everybody I knew in high school lol. The only confirmed stories were always the ones where people would humiliate themselves doing something stupid lol.
He reminds me heavily of the kid in 5th grade that said he owned an rpg7 and he blew up a mountain with it without the cops finding out (we were both some of the poorest kids in school and he just wanted to be cool so I get it but doing essentially this schtick as an adult is insane)
Saying his wife an immigrant when she born in Hollywood is WILD
Brendan and his wife look like siblings but he constantly calls himself "white boy" and talks about how her exotic foreign family has never seen man so white. I don't know if he's trolling on purpose or has schizophrenia.
@@JerryPrivia-tu9kb Based Brendan Schaub stroke posting.
I don’t even think he just has CTE, I think he has CTE+
Hyper Advanced CTE
CTE Pro Max 😂
Bruh it's pure CTR at this point.
He a dumb rich kid and a jock who got by on his athletic ability and has some brain damage.
CTE point O
"Vanilla folders." 😂😂😂
I came to the comments to see if anyone else caught that 😂😂
He's like a 3 year old, I'm waiting for him to tell the story of when he met Santa.
...and he was a big fan
Never meddum
Episode 1😂
"Epelepic seizures" 😂
'I wasn't there'... 'but I chased them'... 😂😂😂
You can almost feel the people he’s talking to can sense his lies. Anytime he says something he gets a lot of “Really?” “Are you serious?” “No way?” “Is that true?”
Agreed!! Especially Tim Dillon! 😂😂😂 “ YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH AT 8 TO GO BUY FAKE ROLEXS AND SALE YHEM TO OTHER 8 YEARS OLDS??THATS COOL MAN!! “ 😂😂😂
“What is the breathing technique that you learned so people can hear about it?” 🤣🤣🤣
Brenda is the worst. He would sell his son for real fame
what is real fame?? in the entertainment industry fame is fame. Brendan is one of the most famous comedians out there. no other comedian has multiple RUclips channels dedicated to their every moment of their life. There is not a comedian alive who doesnt know who Brendan is. Brendan gets more attention than almost any other comedian. what is even crazier is that Brendan isn't funny at all. People should have forgotten about him years ago and he should have started a different career but as long as people keep paying attention to him he isn't going anywhere.
He sure lies about his son to sell some dodgy oil.
He already has pretty much
Vanilla folders..?
Does he really think they’re called that. 🤦🏻♂️
Yes
... Yes ...
He probably doesn't know manilla is also a city in the Philippines
Yes Fitz, yes he does.
Lmfao
Also "epelipick seizures" lol.
of course he does man. you think he'd lie about something like that?
@@ceephaxcrew8401it's Manila one L .. and most people don't lol
Bruh “Game, set match…the grim reaper came knocking on the door in Chicago ~slurp slurp” is crazy 😂
😂😂 I was dying at that too. Did he just cop to offing an elderly person?
Dude was feeding her cbd and injecting kratom straight into the veins.
Diabolical 😂
the “Mr. Roger the sniper” clip.. This guy man 😂😂
Maybe they were hacked 💀
He just can't even take the L long enough to learn something. If I didn't know someone in my life with the same lack of self awareness, I wouldn't have believed it's real
If this were anyone else, you'd think it was trolling. Not with Bapa, though. His attempt to transition into a "blue collar kinda guy" is ridiculous 😂
It’s so corny
Tbf, his finances are heading straight for blue collar territory.
Bro I was just thinkin that. He kinda does non ironically and completely serious version of what William Montgomery does during his act- telling completely random obscure lies for no reason but William is believable and funny and Brenda is neither and never will be
The way he says “weirrrddd 👀” after the sink pissing is actually so unintentionally funny to me. Then admitting to it is so cartoonish. I love it
"Maybe someone hacked their page"
I actually laughed out loud at this part.
Man, that Sink Pissing segment got me on the floor. Great job on the edits😄
I start to feel bad for this idiot, then I remember that he does it to himself......
Good thing he did it only once
Weaiird
Vanilla folders!!!
Pure Spectre?
CPT oil ?
EpaLepick?
😂😂😂
Can't forget he seems to like those cold, crist mornings
@@user-xl1zq8sk7v 😂😂
I couldn’t actually finish the video, he probably messes up every sentence he says
DODGE RAM
So did schaub kill his wife's relative with CBD? 😄
grim reeber came a noggin
R.I.B Gramma
Followed by an obnoxious last sip 😂…you can’t write this shit
dicey dicey lol
Nah traded for a Porsche gt3
Surprised “vanilla folders” hasnt caught on more at changs tbh. The first time i heard “manilla folder” as a kid, my first thought (and i assume its most people’s first thought) was “oh, that sounds like vanilla folder” before processing that its a different word. Bapas vocabulary works permanently on the level of a kid hearing a word for the first time
I think we all knew a kid growing up who would just make up stories for the hell of it...I think he never grew out of that
My friend told me he had a playstation, an Xbox and a GameCube, back in hs.. I went to his house, turns out he didn't have any of them.. pretty sad day.. lost all types of respect for him
@@kevinl9180 his cousin was borrowing them. 😂
The peeing in the sinks was hilarious!
These Rogan comedians have turned into memes. The Diddler saying oh really, gets me every time. Oh really dude😂
Rogans not a funny comic either..nobody's at work going you ever hear thst rogan skit ..like they do about idk real comics...he has none...
"the diddler" did nothing wrong, but you love white knighting
I personally rather watch schaub do comedy and not rogan or callen... I know I won't laugh watching any of them but at least I can make fun of schaub
I always wondered what I was not understanding watching Rogan, Bert, etc.they aren’t funny at all.I don’t listen to JRE much anymore because every other guest is a “comedian “.
Diddler lol they all wanted it
Grandma died ...pumped er full of CBD, don't know if it helped . ..What!? Lmaoooo
Vanilla folders killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone see him slowly getting fatter and becoming like Steven Seagal as he ages? 😂
He started the " my uncle works for Nintendo" lie.
Schaub is like bert, they think we want to envy their lifestyle, its like no one told them as a comedian you need to be likable somehow and relatively humble and down to earth (or the extreme opposite for contrast) the last thing you need is to be cocky, your followers dont want to celebrate your lifestyle, they want to be entertained by people who have the self awareness to be thankful for what they got through their fans. Its so obvious it hurts
It truly is difficult for me to fathom that insane, redacted level of a lack of self awareness. But here we are, bapa just goes, b
It reminds me of that guy who didn't make it through basic training but thinks he should be considered a veteran and knows everything
Did he just openly say " I'm the P Diddy of comedy "😂 , I'm not really sure if that's exactly a flex right now 🤔
I died at the end with the booty shorts 😂
TBF he might be telling the truth about Richard Simmons. My brother lives in LA and trained(gym) with a guy that’s huge. He told him Simmons would hire him or his other big friends to come over and treat him like a baby. Literally would wear a diaper and have the guy carry him around the house. Some sick fetish, might have been trying to hire Bapa.
“Gave my Wife’s Grandma CBD…she died”.
I shouldn’t laugh but holy shit. 😂
8, 9 year olds buying rolexes....
And then flipping them
8 year olds dude…
I wonder why they started so late, in my neighborhood it's the 3 years old running the fake watch business
Just woke up to a fresh Schaub Lies video, great way to start the day!
lol on the way to work and no better way to start the day then laughing at this special Ed student
I did the O2 😂😂😂
"Maybe someone hacked their page" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
God he is the worst
Yep my eight year old son has no money. He doesn’t know what a Rolex is nor does he care. He lied about taking advantage of 8 and 9 year old.
you dont say
Try to find one truth.
@@Kapulaites I couldn’t
Brendan Shaubs dad has money…imagine how exhausted he is with Brendan calling him with all these “investment” ideas. Btw that Porsche was a wedding gift from his dad 😂
He said I'm a blue collar guy..😂😂
Nothing is funnier than howie laughing at his moose knuckle! So damn funny!!!🤣🤣🤣
There needs to be one of him talking about cars/trucks , he sounds like kids in middle school that just watched the fast movies
😂😂😂😂😂
To be honest I want him to stick around, this shit is (unintentionally) hilarious
how did he make it this far? dude said i was in jean shorts because i like to party. lol
Vanilla folders! Lol
You’d think these would be getting petty by now, but his catalog is ssssooo deep, holy shit. His celebrity encounters as my favorite. I’d never even heard that one about Lil Uzi at the red carpet. We need a podcast with Brendan and Uzi to clear this up.
“Anything it does for you beyond that is make up for character you feel you lack.”
“Oh wow!”
🤣🤣🤣
So that’s what dudes mean when they say they are blue collar it just means you have a dodge Ram 😂
Yea a $110,000 TRX
Trying to relate to his "fans" to make it seem like he goes to work a labour job everyday
"Nairdivs" omg 😂
The best part about all this is knowing that all these people, including him, have editors.
"cbd oil gets rid of them" [seizures]
Telling a lie? More like telling a Schaub
These are the best videos on RUclips.
There’s a version of that story of Antifa, “The Proud Boys”, and SWAT team members all being fans of his where he said that all three sides were engaged in heavy rioting and assaulting one another until they saw they were outside a Brendan Schaub comedy show upon which they all immediately stopped fighting each other so they could all ask for a photo, which in turn united all sides together as one.
I was there, we all stopped fighting so we could get our Gringo Papi posters signed. He came on all of us, then everyone clapped.
It's like he forgets everything can be recorded and everything he says can be fact checked.
Steven Seagal is looking rough.
'there's a... group of biker gangs in the back'... Of where... the arena... 😂
He should double down and lie more 😂😂😂😂😂
He actually claimed he performed at the O2 arena?!?😂😂😂
Sold out B😂
Big boy theaters
Rampage
"You was walking around Hollywood Blvd in some booty shorts and you're surprised..."
I'm dead!
1:59 "epilepic seizures" 😂
"i know a raider" lmfaoooooooo
I know huh ? 😂 guy knows everyone and runs into every celebrity who always compliments him and his shows
He said “I had vanilla folders” 🤣 Theres now been a whole comedy shop n a peacock living in that closet…
Its like Bapa thinks the internet doesnt save his videos. Its like when Chris D'Pedo thought Snapchat didnt save chats
I've never seen someone love to know someone or name drop people more in my life.
I don’t think he realizes he’s being taped 😮
How is the 3rd volume the best so far??? Hats off to you good sir 🙌
When he said he chased them, he meant the audience from his stand up
Cant wait for part 4
0.49 Really?
Looks at ground, yeah yeah 🤣🤣
“I have a friend who’s involved with it” sick flex bro …
He flipped and lied in the middle of a sentence 😂 wow that's something!!
I swear idk how he is famous if this is a celebrity I want no part of them
I never thought I would hate anyone but here I am what a POS of a person
Bert too
@@ArtVandelayOfficialnever understood the Bert thing.completely unfunny and seems like such a try hard.and that fake laugh, geez what a loser.
He cured that kids imaginary seizures the first day on the grift!
This is brilliant editing
I love meeting people like this in real life. It’s so fun.
11:01 Maybe I’m just overly superstitious, but I was taught growing up that swearing on someone else’s life, especially a loved one, is, like, the ultimate trump card to prove you’re being truthful and is not something to just casually throw out in conversation, as if you were literally swearing on someone’s life to prove you were being honest and, if you were lying, whatever higher power there may be/karma would literally take that person’s life. Obviously, I’ve no idea if the Richard Simons story is true, but even totally disregarding his history of lying, it’s wild to me that he’d go as low as to swear on his kids over such dumb insignificant celebrity encounter story…
Dude, this is epic! Keep 'em coming, please! You've edited the coups together like a pro.
I wanted this video to last forever 😂
This editing and research is incredible.
I hope this series never ends. The gift that keeps on giving B.
Vanilla folders 🤣
I'm still waiting to see something on his made up story about the Nate Diaz altercation.
Dude can make 50 videos milking this category. There’s so much content lmao
When Theo said the other day Brendan said carry the 40 when doing math and he said this dude is done has no hope 😂😂
Epilepic secures 😂
This channel is gonna blow up!!! Keep it coming bro
Funny shit! As good as part 1 and 2. Thank you for this.
Bro you gotta keep these coming ! Some of the best bappa videos out there.
The old vanilla folders 😂
The shape of Brendan's face changes in every clip
I wish for a day someone brings all this up to him
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. LMAO
Rogan's friends are basically the new wack pack.
Wtf after watching all 3 parts I am now paranoid that I'm this stupid and no one around me has the guts to tell me.
"Im a blue collar guy!"
Why, because you own a pavement princess? Does this regard not know what blue collar even means?
He doesnt. Tries to relate to his listeners. Guy hasnt had a real job a day in his life. Training mma isnt easy but it certainly isnt laying bricks for 20 years
Cuz i stood outside and had signs hahaha
You chased them but you weren’t there 🤔 🤔 😂