Ultimate Brendan Schaub Roast [Compilation]
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Prepare to cringe and laugh as Brendan Schaub gets roasted and demonstrates his most hilarious dumb moments in this video compilation.
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Brendan Schaub mispronouncing "pronunciation" is peak Schaub
"pronouncement" lol
"reading is hord, real hord, but ma wurds be pronouncementing reul good bruh"
its a popular mistake though
English is a bitch.
The meanest thing ever to have the word pronunciation pronounced funny.
Tawlk 😭😭😭💀💀💀 Getting roasted by one of the Paul's is the lowest of lows
The only thing worse than having Rapaport on your show is him actually kind of dunking on you
Dude is old news and still wants to be cool😂😂
I don't think I've seen a worse case of TDS than that guy
@@kingofamarillo0514What's worse to me is ppl literally hating so hard that they OBSESS over Brandon. It's weird AF. Like, if y'all hate him so much then just stop lol. I don't even watch him but Jesus ppl.
Rapaport is hilarious
@@baffledsquirrel2122 I bet your home made hot sauce is weak like Rapaport is funny. Squirrel brains, bless
Steve-O roasting somebody else's standup is WILD
...and getting clowned on by Logan Paul too
Funny enough, Brendan Schaub is the only person on whom Steve-O could clown lol
Brian Redbans comedy is just as bad.
Stevo makes me wish I had down syndrome. I'd be happy as fuck in a world where I didn't know he existed.
100% agree
I blame Joe rogan for this
Yeah I agree. He should of let him keep fighting. 1 more loss and his ufc event wins and losses would of been tied lmao.
Joe R is a way out of this thing
I think you'd be surprised
Me too. Without him, we wouldn't have been gifted this level of public baffoonery
We all do cause it's true
The lady fake laughing next to the guy going off on Schaub is somehow worse than Schaub himself.
A clear, concise and blatant violation of the Geneva convention
@Jack-hu5rhprecisely
@@JackTorrance333 ^^^ "precisely" - 🤓☝️
@Jack-hu5rh what's classic white behaviour? Peadophillia? Mass shootings?
TIME STAMP?
Bert Kriesher is just as bad or worse than shaub. Can't stand em both
Bert gotta be the worst
At least Bert has years under his belt trying to make it in comedy.
Rapaport is equally as bad at his job and he's actually an awful human being
@@betterdrugsthanyoursI've chuckled at Bert a couple of times. Calling Rapaport a comedian is hilarious!
Burt’s next
Any one else lookin at that grown black woman fake laughing so badly ?? That was worse than schaub himself !
1000%.
That's how blacks laugh you racist
Definition of 2nd hand embarrassment 😳
u must be new to black women, everything about them is fake
Andrew Schulz anyone?
Ethan Klein talking shit about anyone is fucking mindblowing.
anyone is funnier than brendan
@@princessguillermo954Also everyone.
Edit: omg are you in the 954? Do you hate Florida too?
@@DastardlyDavid69 im goin back to 505
@@princessguillermo954if it’s a seven hour flight and a forty five minute drive?
@@princessguillermo954Ethan is worse.. That's sad. And gay.
"that guy is a sink pisser" is the best 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment.
...Yup, checks out 😂😂
Howie telling him he had a denim 'gina got me pretty good too.
He shits with his legs crossed
I like to piss in the sink it's cool, you don't have to flush
This was so savage it made me feel so bad for Brendan I almost walked him to his truck.
*walged him to his trugg.
😂😂😂 bro....at the end it was so cringey.....I legit felt bad for him. Even though he still isn't good at fighting or comedy
All mose walged im to is trugg b?
I actually do feel bad for him though. He doesn't seem like a bad dude
@@robertg6339He's disingenuous and a hypocrite, no integrity. Not sure if that makes him a bad guy, but it definitely doesn't make him a good guy. Seems like a backstabber.
8:00 minutes in and Brendum fakes an injury in order to avoid saying he lost the race! 100% 🤡 guaranteed!
Claimed he blew both hamstrings LMAOO
@@Sbsenpai That's what I heard. Both Hammy's and an Achilles!
He's running style is gay af 😆
Brendan Schaub is what happens when unfounded confidence is showered with undeserved encouragement.
Dana White saying "that makes sense" with a wry smile is just incredible! Lol 😂
It was poetry. It’s was perfect. I do wonder if Dana knew it was Brenda from the start if he would’ve went in harder? But what he said did make perfect sense.
11:45
@@shroomgod1990 lmao yeah he probably would have
Dana apologizing to Pat and saying "That makes sense." When told its Brendan, after that rant was hilarious
11:13
I mean….you know how f stupid you have to be to even think that!?
…We might have to send him to the brain clinic, then.
That was probably the best burn
And to think they're Eskimos bros!
The smile on Dana was priceless 😁😂
Brendan serving food to Ngannou like he's his waitress is pure comedy. What a dork.
He needs that money, he really does. Support has been slow.
@@Born2ShitForced2Wipe fr fr fr😂
@@Born2ShitForced2Wipe ack ack ack.
D-🚜 gang gang rise up.
@@Born2ShitForced2WipeI blew coffee out of my nose when I read your screen name lol.
He looks tiny compared to Ngannou. No way Schaub is 6’5
Logan (if that’s the right Paul) trying to wrap up early was actually the most awkward, brutal part.
He's come in second a few times....
-Theo Von
Roasting brock lesnars daughter is a risky one lol
Now he has a handicapped kid lmao talk about karma
Like I said neither one would have the balls to say those jokes if Brock was around
Hate to say it but he might be able to beat up Brock.
@@dylonmullinsidk about that bro
@@vaden706 Brock struggles against big punchers and Brendan has the grappling to counteract Brocks wrestling. I know Brendan gets a lot of deserved hate but let's not act like he can't fight.
18:44 the way this guy laughs after Brendan claims” I passed on the networks and did it myself” LMAO🤣💀💀
I was searching for a comment on that guy. If there's anyone less likeable than Mista Shoab, it's this little weasel. Neva meddum, but sometimes you can just tell.
Can you blame him, that's the most egregious lie he could have told lol. Turned down million dollar deals from networks so he could post his special on RUclips so it could reach a wider audience is pure delusion.
I believe it. I don’t think Netflix could have afforded a dive bar and construction paper background.
@@DastardlyDavid69 lmao
That was brutal
Brendan Schaub makes Brian Callen seem like a nice, sensible, caring, thoughtful, mature person. Think about that one. Hell, he makes Ari seem almost human.
“Some Flamin hot Cheetos jokes in there, shit like that, you’ll like it man”
😂😂😂
I like that line because if Brendan were self aware enough to understand how ridiculous it was it would be mildly funny. Instead he thinks it's an actual selling point that he has a hot cheetos joke which makes him the butt of an even funnier joke he doesn't know exists.
Tito Ortiz vs Schaub in scrabble
That's very unfair to Tito. At least Tito could fight, and he never claimed to be a comedian.
@@user-cl4kr4dj4l Tito is way funnier without even trying. And I’m not sure you know what Scrabble is.
i would pay for that
Ethan Klien saying anything about being bad entertainment is HILARIOUS
yeah, I bet you’re hilarious and super fun to be around LOL / the dude puts out almost 15 hours of free content a week, with an average of 35k viewers per each live show. he’s not going to be throwing out punchlines every other minute when producing that much content a week. thanks for capitalizing hilarious btw
@@tomdyer8518-Ethan Klein
@@tomdyer8518hours of regurgitated reaction content. Dude doesn't have a creative bone left in his body.
Maybe at one point I would understand your fan boying but dudes content has been complete trash for years.
@@tomdyer8518 you're mad and Ethan sucks. Free content doesn't mean good content.
I agree. I enjoyed every part of the video except that one. He's on the same level as Shaub in my opinion.
“You dress like a stepdad” is a solid burn on Rappaport tho.
How is it a burn if he is in fact a dad lol hes making it seem “uncool” to be older and be a dad which is peak douchebag shob
Not when you dress like that mommy's 4 year old yourself.
Ethan Klein has ZERO right to make fun of ANYONE 😖
Exactly looking like a 60 year old substitute teacher 😒
Bro is almost 40 making drama content 😂
Everyone should be allowed to make fun of people! America! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
100%
His wife is insufferable too.
"Well 'bomb forever' is interesting" is genuinely the funniest thing Schaub has ever said
Brendan has a mangina, Brendan has a mangina😂
One of my top fav movies
Ice ice baby
Brendan drinks Baileys from a shoe.
@@SteveAustin-zv1nn don't besmirch old Gregg like that around me. Old Gregg loves me
@@mrbeefy604 Just watch out for his, what he calls…”love games”
Its Joe Rogan's fault, he was the one on his podcast that convinced him that he was funny and do stand up. Rogan should be made to open for Schaub for that crime
When Theo Ditches you. You need to check yourself
Brenda is into the Dark Arts
Yea definitely. Theo is also bottom of the barrel.
the word "CRISTP" needs to be in Websters ... hahahahaha
listen im all for hating on schwab, but clowining on him for getting knocked out by Roy Nelson is wild... that mans a savage
I don't like it when they clown on his MMA at all. They say he sucks at MMA...No, I suck at MMA. Dude was a professional fighter in the UFC. He would beat up 99% of the world's population. He would beat up any of us guys that are clowning on him.
Making fun of fighters getting knocked out is beta period. Tell me you will run if I mug your girlfriend without telling me you will run.
Was going to say the same thing. It’s funny to criticize his “comedy”…everyone hates on him because he got the Rogan Bump into comedy and clearly didn’t deserve it. But don’t criticize his UFC career. He was very successful at a very brutal sport. He deserves our admiration and respect for that…his career as a comedian, is fair game. Just don’t compare the two.
Yeah Roy was no joke. Clown on bapa all you want but he still got in the cage with some killers
I know, the guy was a good fighter, and Roy Nelson is a bonafide savage. He also beat Mirko Cro Cop and Matt Mitrione, good fighters and in the case of Cro Cop a bit of a legend
SteveO sounds like a 70 year old lady who smoked cigarettes all her life.
Crowder calling you a hack has to hurt lol
Crowder is awful too
Preach mate. How he was with his pregnant wife disgusted me. Telling her to put on gloves..
@@BBall-dq9mt that's what I was trying to say lol crowder is a hack
@@DiabolicalNihilisther name is Hillary. Hillary and her father Jarod are being sued currently for a calculated plan to put pressure on Stephen Crowder through publicity to get more money from him than she could get in a divorce. She also deleted ALL 2,000 hours of the recorded ring footage, but somehow the edited footage of her and Stephen arguing was saved? You, and people like you, are the problem with our civilization. How could you possibly think he deserves to have his life ruined because he and his wife didn’t get along? His wife selfishly thought she deserved everything he had built, because she is a psychotic and not kind person? How, guy?
Steven Crowder has the most nervous energy
In his own studio, on his own show, wearing a goddamn gun. He seems like he's just about to cry
Schaub standing next to an actual 6'4 Francis Ngannou 7:01 😂
Uhh, check 6:49 to 6:50 when u see them together and Francis steps up onto the curb. They seemed even before, Bapa's a liar but he could be telling the truth here unless they both lie.
With that sizedifference Schlaub would be 5 something. I bet its a curbthing.
Hes like 6’6
Now this is a great way to start a lazy Sunday morning
Damn right it is. How I started off my Sunday too😂
Don't lie your lazy everyday.
I lost it when Nick Swardson says "leopard skinned Miata". 🤣
YT suggested this video, so I started watching it. I planned on staying for the first couple minutes but ended up watching all of this.. it was absolutely hilarious 😂.. thanks for making this Schwab cumpilation.. ot was worth the entire watch..
same.
Same lol
"If white claw was a person"😂
When he changed from humble to arrogant everybody got turned off
He was humble?
@@cornlips7247yes he was actually likable when he first came into podcasting. Humble and funny. Then quickly became an Uber-douche once he got a little money.
@@thedudeman0606tf are you saying? 😂😂 He was never likeable or funny, that's why everyone is confused and upset that he's a millionaire to begin with. Get you head out your ass dude.
@@thedudeman0606 yeah, as a fight fan I actually liked him a lot when I watched him transition from fighting to podcasting. I listened to a lot of his podcasts for a couple of years, but he slowly turned into a super arrogant douchebag. I had stopped watching him by the time the Bobby Lee drama happened, but up until that point i really did not have anything against him. But after that Bobby Lee stuff i'm disgusted and refuse to watch anything he or Callen participate in.
yup that did it for me too. Not even callen could save it
PRONOUNCEMENT killed me
Howie calling out his moose knuckle is the best sh*t ever 😂
If Crowder is dunking on you, you've fucked up immensely.
I can watch an hour of this bro
Here here, sir.
I can do 2-3
The material is out there 😂
Ethan Klein’s diabetic neck was about to burst roasting Brendan lmfao
The Dana White press conference is such a classic mic drop
Why have enemies when you have friends like Brandon Schaub
Brendan is terrible but the chick at 1:38 is the worst thing ever
Every time i heard it, i assumed it was over, but eventually, had to skip forward. Damm, that was annoying
I know. And guy said he was terrible at ufc-that’s not true. Anybody who knocks out crocop isn’t terrible
@@gregthegoatostertag8579nah he wasn't terrible. He wasn't good either. He only gets a small amount of credit for beating a way past his prime crocop.
Really, made me hard af, sounds like a chick getting off good on me
And why is that guy constantly using the N word when referring to Brendan?
Strange how black people use that word on themselves & others all the time.
I started watching this on my phone, then switched to the computer. Get comfy, this is awesome. Part 2?
Comedy world and podcasting is 20% Middle class, 70% Jewish 10% Revenge of the Nerds.
The crafts and cocktails moment is RUTHLESS 😂😂😂
Joe Rogan's success and loyalty have been the bane of comedy in the US.
5:01 those late 90’s womens levi’s bro, my lord, he should be charged with felony battery against my eyes for that shit
The worst atrocity that ever happened to men's fashion are skinny jeans.They make 6-7" Navy Seals look like Kevin Spacey's live in houseboy.
Has he been reported to the fashion police?Please get them on it!
@@icu3869 Don't get confused about who the fashion victims are.
Steve-o implying Brendan sucks at comedy is like poop implying vomit stinks
Never heard that before.. if it’s okay would like to use that one from here on out.. 😂😂
Hypocritial, but no ones happy at either
Steve-o sucks so hard now
Brendan look like Aaron hernandez with XXXTRA CTE😂😂😂😂
Without?
@@RisingSlide absolutely correct, I had to fix it , pretty sure autospell did that, otherwise I would have just wrote that he looked like Aaron hernandez lol, I appreciate that!
The clip with Steve-O and Hinchcliff gets me every time lol.
Props to gathering all this footage
To TRY and be fair; Schaub was a decent HW fighter. He had some solid wins, and some bad losses from very good fighters. No issues with his fighting career. Also, no issues with him trying out stand-up comedy. I don't even have a problem with him sucking at stand-up. My problem and probably what most others have an issue with, is that he has no self-awareness and no self-deprecation. He is WAY too sensitive to be in comedy. You have to have thick skin to survive.
I agree
That potato saying schaub was awful at mma needs to square up 😂
The abdominal white clawman is crazy 😂
The only person more annoying than schaub is the long haired dude who popped up randomly talking shit.
The Steve o and Tony bit gets me every time 😂
You can’t mock him fighting in the ufc.
You’re right… at least he made it where 98 % of the population will never be.. but he’s still a 💩head..
He can beat everyone’s ass that talked mess about him. Funny they never showed him fight CroCop or Gonzaga. Truth is he fought guys that would probably kill most men and beat 10 people in the UFC.
Let there be cameras rollin 1st time Brock runs into the Shwaub...😊
if I hear the correct pronouncement.... lmao
16:42 "..wogg ....to your trugg" lmao
@15:07 MOOSE KNUCKLE had me weak 😂
"It's 9am in the morning and look, I'm drinking whiskey, now have some sympthay for me please"
You know all the greats are watching this... brilliant work!
I'm drinking a tall glass of Thicc Boy whiskey, thinking to myself; Who TF would call their adult beverage, Thicc Boy?
I think Steven Segal must be his dad.
I would pay big bucks to watch Schaub and Dannis sit face to face and have an argument or just to try and have a normal convo.😂
"The lion, is at my doooooor" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When steve-o is making fun of your stand up.... lmao
"He looks like Paul Dud".😂😂😂
That black lady screaming is worse than Shaub
You're a legend bro this kind of content is my guilty pleasure keep it up dog
Nobody.. Absolutely nobody
Brenda Schob: Pronouncement
😂😂😂
Schaub: you think you can follow Dave chapelle? You think ur stand up is that strong?
Rogan: I think youll be surprised
Schaub: I think YOU will be surprised
Ultimate Cringe: Brandon, Chris, Bert and Tom. WTF would that convo be like 😂
Whoever made this definitely LOVES Brenden Schaub
Being called gay by Tim Dillon is something 😂
That Tim Dillon is mad gay and a queer calling you gsy is being down bad. He got sus in him.
“Ah, we gotta go to dinner…”
“That’s all pachino and that his squad” Ngl that was funny
That craft and cocktails clip is the fucking BEST.
I have never listened to or watched Crafts with Cocktails, but after listening to the short clip of that woman whooping and "laughing"??? I can say that I will never. That is wild that she thinks anyone can stand to listen to that.
😂 this restores my faith in humanity
Dana White and Howie Mandell are so funny in these clips. You can never trust a sink pisser.
That Howie Mandel clip was probably the funniest shit I've ever seen him say. And it wasn't even THAT funny, but I totally did LOL.
😂😂😂 He really said pronouncement while talking about how he's good using words once he's heard them lmao 💀💀💀
This video has some great editing- So clever, so funny.
This made a horrible day a little better for me.
Id rather listen to Shlob than that black lady yelling
I need to see Schaub and Tito have a deep, meaningful conversation 😂
It's a bunch of hacks trying to clown a hack. Nobody on this clip has self awareness. Call me old but I remember when the people in entertainment were entertaining.
Was thinking the exact same thing
I’m just here to call you old. But I agree.
@@RustyBlumpkins With age comes wisdom.....like knowing to pin my shoulders back, be a man, and NOT, wear my mom's panties.
Theo isn’t included in your comment. But yeah, the vast majority of these people are piggybacking off Rogan or piggybacking off of other people who did. Most had moderately successful careers, like they actually paid their bills, but that’s all. Then Rogan boosted them all. Which is fine I guess, but Schaub is pure dog squeeze.
If Brendan tried his standup in the days of Patrice O’Neal and other legends he’d be roasted to the point of quitting, he’s an experimental clone of rich vos, complete with voscabulary
“This nga is awful” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
Brenda is the unintentional gift that keeps on giving !
This was SO much funnier than Gringo Papi. I could watch this seven days a weeeeek.
10:24 I literally died 💀💀🤣🤣
I literally paused the video, said "Jesus christ man ..." and scrolled down knowing at least 1 other person had the same reaction 😆
Getting roasted by Howie Mandell is brutal 😂
Bert needs Shaub to stay in so Bert stays second worst
I found something worse than Schaub's comedy that fucking laugh at 1:30 holy shit