As a kid I remember seeing these ads and thinking it was the coolest thing ever and really wanting to go. As an adult looking back I do not think my kid self would’ve liked this at all lol. I think I would’ve gotten overwhelmed by all the noise and smells and things going around and I was overall a pretty shy kid so if I didn’t come with a friend or family member of my age I would’ve probs spent the whole thing clinging to my mom lol. I’m sure I would’ve been fine maybe one or two days but the rest of it would be pretty bad lol. I remember going to sleepovers with more than three other people and just masking so hard so imagine a 7 day “sleep over” with hundreds of kids
Legit same here, especially as someone who’s Autistic I would’ve probably want to jump off the ship But as a kid it was so cool! Such a big pool and water area and I get to see SpongeBob?? Like what more could a kid want
Did I write this?? This is so me lmao. I remember when I was a kid I used to cry when my parents left me at the ikea play area because I always got overwhelmed so this would not have been any better lol. I also have always had horrible motion sickness so I just know if I went on a cruise I would have spent the whole time throwing up and would have been miserable.
Idk why but putting Dora next to “explore like a conquistador” sounds odd, but I’m not familiar with Dora’s lore or family history. Maybe I’m just overthinking things.
nah you’re not overthinking, presenting the phrase “explore like a conquistador” in any kind of positive context is crazy even before the questionable inclusion of Dora
Yeah, this is not explored in the series, there are too many holes in this area. I thought the movie would give the answers but they just gave more questions. I really hope that the next season will explore more about the conquistador thing, maybe a prequel.
Fun fact: Disney has quite a few design directives to make sure the character heads don't look ultra creepy, something the nickelodeon character heads don't follow. So it's not just you
There is mascot research (yes, lol) about how the angle of the eyes can make them look terrifying or welcoming. You can look at the progression of Mickey over time to see Disney lock in the angle from creepy to friendly.
lol I went on that cruise best memory was nathan kress had to shoot some ad or smth in the basketball court but kept missing the net like a dozen times the one minute where he stops trying to rest a 9 year old takes the ball and does it in one shot
also what I remember is daniella monet was the loveliest of the cast always stopped for pictures and to say hi Jennette McCurdy too and Tom Kenny too were super nice
The background of this video is amazing, I can see it now. The box behind Pinely bursting open, symbolizing him shedding his former box shell, beautiful.
Oh my god no one understands how bad 11 year old me wanted to go on this stupid cruise- I was a spongebob super fan and saw spongebob and Patrick and my brain just went OH MY GOD I NEED TO BE ON THIS BOAT. now as an adult I’ve still never been on a cruise and am quite petrified and wary of them LOL
@@jynxiejinx I watched a video about a cruise where the generators went kaput, so everyone had to poop in bags, all the food went bad among other bad things. It sounded absolutely miserable.
when i went on this there was a machine after you did the meet and greet that dumped slime on you so its not just a guy dumping slime in an orange pool lol idk why that was the ad
I think the big difference in the characters is that most famous Disney characters are humanoid or are real humans. The ones that aren't are animals. So it's a little easier to make mascot costumes look less scary when they're furry and look like stuffed animals! But a smooth sponge or a huge Dora mascot rather than a person playing Dora in costume, require a little more suspension of disbelief to make them feel "real"
idk it kinda sounds to me like they didn't have a ton of ideas for nickelodeon-specific cruise activities so they were like "we'll just bring a bunch of slime to dump on people, kids like that, right?" I just hope the ship had laundry facilities available to the passengers
So, I can answer questions about the kiddie pool sliming! I was slimed at Nickelodeon Studios when I was 8, and it came at the end of a tour. Basically what happened is they took me to a little backstage area and had me change into a jumpsuit so that my regular clothes wouldn't get stained or anything, and then the kiddie pool was to basically contain it. It was at the last part of the tour in this little mini studio, and I don't remember a WHOLE lot about that part but there was a bit about Nicktoons video games--I think it was specifically the Ren and Stimpy Sega Genesis game. There were three times where I was supposed to be "slimed": two fakeouts, and the real one. The first one they tried to dump it on me but it was "frozen" solid, the second was these sort of large slime-colored flakes to suggest that they messed up thawing the slime and baked it dry, and the third one was the real deal. It was a little bit cold, and felt kind of good? As I remember, cleanup wasn't too bad--it was water based, IIRC. In the last part, they had me sit on a spot that said "please do not sit here" and that made me feel subversive and cool. Oh yeah, this was... must've been '97?
FUCK I REMEMBER GOING ON THE NICKELODEON CRUISE!!! I think i was around 8/9 so i sont remember much but it was from Malaysia to Thailand!! the most i remember was doing a around the cruise treasure hunt with a bunch of kids 💀
From my experience, cruises are a little underwhelming. Really, unless you're old enough to fully enjoy the stops and the routine of being on a floating hotel for days at a time, I don't think cruises can offer much, unless you're going on one of those really unique ones like the artic cruise.
(evil) pinely i love your shit but youre uploading so often im worried youre gonna burn yourself out, cus all these uploads are ricidulously good. dont forget to take a nap man
If the cruise was anything like their hotels, the person getting slimed was randomly chosen. Also, the slime is fairly thin and pretty easy to wash off. More of a thick liquid.
As a kid they used to have a slime time live show at Disney world as well, but from what I remember you had to do a few games and then they randomly chose audience kids to be slimed. Not sure if it’d be the same on the cruise, but probably similar
Didn’t get to do the Nick cruise, but I don’t think I missed out. That being said, I think after their Nick rights expired, Royal Caribbean would sign with Dreamworks. I did an RC cruise and they had Shrek and all the other characters hanging around the boat. Very fond memories of that.
I used to see ads about the cruise as a kid and I had insane dreams about it. Like there was a room that was like a trampoline park but it was all yellow and puffy and SpongeBobs face was everywhere 💀
there is actually a reason the disney mascot costumes dont look as scary most others do. Disney has perfected the mascot costume over time and its definitely in the eye/face they chose to use. it also helps that the people who also are in those costumes are trained very well to gesture naturally and pose themselves well for pictures and such. one of my bf's has a fear of mascot costumes so i did a little looking into these things at one point, on top of other yt vids about didney :pp
As a kid I remember seeing these ads and thinking it was the coolest thing ever and really wanting to go. As an adult looking back I do not think my kid self would’ve liked this at all lol. I think I would’ve gotten overwhelmed by all the noise and smells and things going around and I was overall a pretty shy kid so if I didn’t come with a friend or family member of my age I would’ve probs spent the whole thing clinging to my mom lol. I’m sure I would’ve been fine maybe one or two days but the rest of it would be pretty bad lol. I remember going to sleepovers with more than three other people and just masking so hard so imagine a 7 day “sleep over” with hundreds of kids
Legit same here, especially as someone who’s Autistic I would’ve probably want to jump off the ship
But as a kid it was so cool! Such a big pool and water area and I get to see SpongeBob?? Like what more could a kid want
Did I write this?? This is so me lmao. I remember when I was a kid I used to cry when my parents left me at the ikea play area because I always got overwhelmed so this would not have been any better lol. I also have always had horrible motion sickness so I just know if I went on a cruise I would have spent the whole time throwing up and would have been miserable.
Idk why but putting Dora next to “explore like a conquistador” sounds odd, but I’m not familiar with Dora’s lore or family history. Maybe I’m just overthinking things.
nah you’re not overthinking, presenting the phrase “explore like a conquistador” in any kind of positive context is crazy even before the questionable inclusion of Dora
Nah that does seem wild for Nick to do
what's a fun family cruise without committing at least a few atrocities
Yeah, this is not explored in the series, there are too many holes in this area. I thought the movie would give the answers but they just gave more questions.
I really hope that the next season will explore more about the conquistador thing, maybe a prequel.
¿Por quéeee? 😭
Fun fact: Disney has quite a few design directives to make sure the character heads don't look ultra creepy, something the nickelodeon character heads don't follow. So it's not just you
There is mascot research (yes, lol) about how the angle of the eyes can make them look terrifying or welcoming. You can look at the progression of Mickey over time to see Disney lock in the angle from creepy to friendly.
plus the Mickey costumes actually do blink now lol!
@@allyw5688 bro that's even worse than not blinking
babe wake up--oh wait i forgot u left me cuz all i do is watch evil pinely videos
Goated mindset: wake up, watch Evil Pinely, never sleep again because you're busy watching Evil Pinely.
only evil pinely? not even regular pinely? too evil for me, id leave you too
Worth it
zoo wee mamas
noooo
hope they had a pool of slime
Purple slime juice
Lean pool 🤤🤤
i would love to swim “underwater” in slime, and accidentally inhale it 🤩
@@bradenntton mmm yummy slimhalation
lol I went on that cruise
best memory was nathan kress had to shoot some ad or smth in the basketball court but kept missing the net like a dozen times
the one minute where he stops trying to rest a 9 year old takes the ball and does it in one shot
also what I remember is daniella monet was the loveliest of the cast
always stopped for pictures and to say hi
Jennette McCurdy too and Tom Kenny too were super nice
and I got slimed but it was on a specific event on the pool deck
the disney cruise I was already too old for and didnt have much fun in
but the dreamworks cruise was great! took a picture with Shrek and Donkey
I love these comments that’s so cool!
Did you know the slime is amniotic fluid from the mother alien that gives birth to all NIckelodeon stars?
Sounds like a papa meat vid idea..
"I'm Glad My Mother Alien Died"
I WENT ON THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 AND MET EVERYONE AND GOT SLIMED IT WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST FUN EVER. sorry im so happy u talked about this
The background of this video is amazing, I can see it now. The box behind Pinely bursting open, symbolizing him shedding his former box shell, beautiful.
Oh my god no one understands how bad 11 year old me wanted to go on this stupid cruise- I was a spongebob super fan and saw spongebob and Patrick and my brain just went OH MY GOD I NEED TO BE ON THIS BOAT. now as an adult I’ve still never been on a cruise and am quite petrified and wary of them LOL
@@jynxiejinx I watched a video about a cruise where the generators went kaput, so everyone had to poop in bags, all the food went bad among other bad things. It sounded absolutely miserable.
6:36 THE FUCKING FOOT CENSOR LMFAOOOOOO
NOW HE IS A REAL RUclipsR
2:45 we love the slime babtism
when i went on this there was a machine after you did the meet and greet that dumped slime on you so its not just a guy dumping slime in an orange pool lol idk why that was the ad
Presumably, they didn't have any footage of someone being slimed at the cruise yet so they used footage from the studio.
I just wanted to say real quick I'm so impressed the cardboard is still here
The Time Machine already activated when you mentioned Fred, holy shit I barely recognise him
I did not recognize him and thought it was another person that happened to be named Fred...
His channel is great, highly recommend if you like videos like this
Nickelodeon "sliming" kids has a lot yuckier of a connotation nowadays with what's come out about the company.
i’ll never forget learning that slime is just vanilla pudding with green food coloring. absolutely disgusting 😂
I think the big difference in the characters is that most famous Disney characters are humanoid or are real humans. The ones that aren't are animals. So it's a little easier to make mascot costumes look less scary when they're furry and look like stuffed animals! But a smooth sponge or a huge Dora mascot rather than a person playing Dora in costume, require a little more suspension of disbelief to make them feel "real"
7:10 i cant believe they put SpongeBob on ozempic smh
Wild to plan a vacation only for kids to enjoy. Like, when I was a kid I thought staying in a hotel with a pool was the coolest thing ever.
idk it kinda sounds to me like they didn't have a ton of ideas for nickelodeon-specific cruise activities so they were like "we'll just bring a bunch of slime to dump on people, kids like that, right?"
I just hope the ship had laundry facilities available to the passengers
EXCUSE ME BUT I WENT AS A 10 YEAR OLD AND IT WSS NO FAILURE IT EAS INCREDIBLE
PLZZ share your experience 😭
i think i would've hated the experience passionately as a child tbh
Yes! Love the Lucas shout-out! Love his chan chan (channel) and yours!! ❤
i thought of him immediately! glad mr evil mentioned him 🥰
So, I can answer questions about the kiddie pool sliming! I was slimed at Nickelodeon Studios when I was 8, and it came at the end of a tour. Basically what happened is they took me to a little backstage area and had me change into a jumpsuit so that my regular clothes wouldn't get stained or anything, and then the kiddie pool was to basically contain it. It was at the last part of the tour in this little mini studio, and I don't remember a WHOLE lot about that part but there was a bit about Nicktoons video games--I think it was specifically the Ren and Stimpy Sega Genesis game.
There were three times where I was supposed to be "slimed": two fakeouts, and the real one. The first one they tried to dump it on me but it was "frozen" solid, the second was these sort of large slime-colored flakes to suggest that they messed up thawing the slime and baked it dry, and the third one was the real deal. It was a little bit cold, and felt kind of good? As I remember, cleanup wasn't too bad--it was water based, IIRC.
In the last part, they had me sit on a spot that said "please do not sit here" and that made me feel subversive and cool.
Oh yeah, this was... must've been '97?
FUCK I REMEMBER GOING ON THE NICKELODEON CRUISE!!! I think i was around 8/9 so i sont remember much but it was from Malaysia to Thailand!! the most i remember was doing a around the cruise treasure hunt with a bunch of kids 💀
The stardew valley music scared me bc I could’ve sworn I was playing without sound
From my experience, cruises are a little underwhelming. Really, unless you're old enough to fully enjoy the stops and the routine of being on a floating hotel for days at a time, I don't think cruises can offer much, unless you're going on one of those really unique ones like the artic cruise.
(evil) pinely i love your shit but youre uploading so often im worried youre gonna burn yourself out, cus all these uploads are ricidulously good. dont forget to take a nap man
check out d'angelo, he's been on a grind
“Get a chance to meet our lovely creators and executives, like SpongeBob and Dan Schneider!”
ah, 2008, the last memory of my childhood until 2013 😂
Speaking of…. How’s that 10 month cruise???
Somehow I'm not surprised Royal Caribbean was involved
4:32 Dan Schneider took over filmmaking
Ira from Alabama got that *nickelodeon baptism*
Why did that kid get baptized in the slime 3:08
this video was a failed SNOOZE trip! haha, get it… because it was a very good video i stayed awake the whole time
If the cruise was anything like their hotels, the person getting slimed was randomly chosen. Also, the slime is fairly thin and pretty easy to wash off. More of a thick liquid.
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As a kid they used to have a slime time live show at Disney world as well, but from what I remember you had to do a few games and then they randomly chose audience kids to be slimed. Not sure if it’d be the same on the cruise, but probably similar
Yes! I was one of those randomly selected kids! I got slimed at Disney!
Didn’t get to do the Nick cruise, but I don’t think I missed out.
That being said, I think after their Nick rights expired, Royal Caribbean would sign with Dreamworks. I did an RC cruise and they had Shrek and all the other characters hanging around the boat. Very fond memories of that.
Good on you for reading Jennette McCurdy's book!
@editor just wanted to say you fucking killed it with the time machine sorta thing that he was talking about just now
The foot shot haunts this commercial like Dan Schneider haunts Nickelodeon's history
It was obviously too expensive to make the SpongeBob character costumes not-creepy
i mean to be fair it was bound to fail miserably 🤷🏻♀️
Im surprised it went on for so long!
If it's Evil, I'm watching.
I used to see ads about the cruise as a kid and I had insane dreams about it. Like there was a room that was like a trampoline park but it was all yellow and puffy and SpongeBobs face was everywhere 💀
i would love to see the alcohol bundle deals for the adults
i feel so special being here yipppeee
I never went on this cruise due to obvious reasons, but I do remember the commercials.
God I’m so here for this
u make good videos, thx for assisting with passing time
i like watching lucas too woo woo
Oh, I remember the nick cruise. Never went, but I remember it existing.
evil pinely: you dont remember this
me remembering it
I have to assume the slime was like a powder that they brought on board and mixed with seawater or something. Would take up way less space.
Is that a statement or a question, pinley? Guess it gives a meaning to his evil prefix- he never uses punctuation!/pos
i am the Nickelodeon cruise ship
same
@@D1VINEDIAMONDS no there can only be ONE Nickelodeon cruise ship >:(
I'd imagine the slime time event would be similar to the one they had at the Universal Park which I only vaguely recall
In 2004 I went on a Disney cruise. It was a lot better than whatever mess happened here lol
As a norwegian it's freaking me out how many times norwegian is being said in this video lol
I was horrified and terrified of the Nickelodeon slim as a kid and I still am to this day. I never understood how it seemed fun to so many kids.
It makes me feel so very old that Pinely isn't familiar with Slime Time Live
i have worked in the cruise industry for a bit, lemme know if you ever need a specialist on to talk about these lol
The fact that you really called KeKe Palmer KAY KAY PALMER makes me angry and you should be cancelled just for that.
WHY PINLEY,?! WHY?!?!
there is actually a reason the disney mascot costumes dont look as scary most others do. Disney has perfected the mascot costume over time and its definitely in the eye/face they chose to use. it also helps that the people who also are in those costumes are trained very well to gesture naturally and pose themselves well for pictures and such. one of my bf's has a fear of mascot costumes so i did a little looking into these things at one point, on top of other yt vids about didney :pp
"Subscribe for less slime content" damn Pinely now I'm gonna have to unsubscribe to get more slime content from you.
Why was this the video that informed me that the guy who played Fred is still making content...
Motha fka, fk a Big 3, it's just big me
-Diego
You could not get me to go on a cruise in any circumstance, even if it were the most luxurious cruise in the world for free.
The spongebob characters look weird because they never face the front in the cartoon, they always to the side
The cruise in 2011 was on my birthday 😭
BAPTISM OF S L I M E
4:25 Why so sad? Does that not look fun to you? No. No it doesn’t.
never heard about this
You don't remember the cruise nor recognize the bodies in the water
i loved nickelodeon but i couldnt have dealed with all the texture and noise
R.I.P. Nick!
eagerly subscribing! i can't wait for less slime content
I love Kay-kay palmer
can you do a video of the danimals sweepstakes
I can't place pinely. 80% of the time he sounds American and then there's 20% where he just goes northern
Great video as always!
I know why i didn’t remember- i was 2
I asked my mom to take us on one as a kid and she said no bc she hated Nickelodeon
My guy how do you know Jeannette and not Nathan? They’re literally from the same show.
But why slime? Was it something big back then?
Yup it was
It was part of the brand in the late 90’s- early 2000s.
i think it was still part of it in the early 2010s
um yes i do wtf. you wanna fight?
oh yeaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:50 google chrome - Evil Pinely cringe confirmed
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MOOOORE SLIIIIIME
12th like......................... #crazy
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You saying kk palmer and not keke palmer should be illegal
@@LOLO-mn6qw KK Slider
one time i got slimed
My neurodivergent ass would’ve hated that as a child lmao Way too overstimulating