The Whiterun HOA - Skyrim Guard Tales
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Our favourite thief gets a complaint from the Whiterun HOA.
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I find it oddly sweet that the theif is now calling Jesper by his name instead of just "the guard".
I ship it lol
@@christinawoodgeard5782same 😂
I like that Keith is apparently just a regular Whiterun resident now, thanks to his improvised roofless home. But it might also be a sort of asylum situation, the Dragonborn must have completely filled the Flagon with spoiled cabbages and rotten cheese.
he also does that to jespers house but jesper like to keep his house clean and also the rest of the hold clean (mainly cause he is the lowest man on the totem pole
Nazeem living in the Drunken Huntsman even though he has a successful farm and business.
Apparently, the house he was supposed to have was cut for being too big, so they made him homeless instead.
@@Cyrission Or he is truly a cheap bastard and found it to expensive to build another room and just moved there.
Nazeem's ex wife lives in Nazeem's former home. She got tired of his cloud district bs too.
"Successful"
Gotta get to the Cloud District somehow
When the episode does not need to include the dragonborn, you know the characters are great.
Is this...I think this is the first time we've seen them talk to each other outside of Keith letting Jasper arrest him! It's kind of sweet how casual they are with each other despite that. Keith is even super chill despite being pissed. XD
They talked when watching the Dragonborn use a horse to climb a mountain, but other than that I think you're right.
@alsinakiria Oh! Forgot about that one! Right!
Well, Keith did feed Jesper when DB turned the guard into a chicken with the Wabbajack. Maybe Jesper subconsiously remembers.
I like that they’ve decided to just give up on getting Keith to leave, and are instead fully recognizing his residence as part of the Hold, and him a full citizen
(Nazeem walks into this room and sees all the archer targets)
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Ah, what am I saying? Of course you don't"
I love this series, please keep it up, also can we appreciate the Thief and Jesper’s friendship
I mean, if Nazeem were to have an accident after having soul bind cast on him and be bound into a fork, I don't think many people would complain.
Anyone eating soup with that fork will complain, definitely.
Do you taste the Cloud District very often?
Nazeem being the target is when I stop doing Dawnguard radiant quests. Vampires can keep him.
Well, Vittoria Vici is already on my Dragonborn's wedding clothes so I think Nazeem will fit right in with the aesthetic.
They are 100% bros.
We all can agree, Nazeem earned his fate.
ngl, the thief is just doing what we players have always wanted to do but couldnt.
Either the Thief is so good at his profession that he can slip into a pocket of Oblivion, or he’s really on good terms with Nocturnal since Nazeem’s actual home doesn’t exist on Tamerial.
nah that was from the farm he owns
I thought Nazeem would be on the HOA
He would certainly tell you he IS
Love how as the series progresses. Jesper and Keith slowly build enough that I'd actually like to see them try to handle an adventure together
Thief now calls Jesper his “Buddy”. That’s sweet.
I love Jesper so much 😂😂 And Keith the Thief Chief 😅😅
Hilarious as always! Now I wonder what would happen if the WhiterunHOA went after the dragonborn. (We can only image what he'd do, lol. Probably something along the lines of dragging a dragon into the head of the association's home and scaring the dragon to the point it leaves a gaint dragon turd in the house for the association head to find.)
Considering how the Elder Scrolls series goes the Dragonborn would somehow become the leader of each HOA further increasing his grasp in Skyrim and by combination some small Demiplane.
The HOA would break before he would.
Never join an HOA. Your property is no longer yours
Ngl? Keith really has mastered that "cool theives walk sexy" thing. You dont see the Dragonborn being able to do that in the armor. Juuuust Keith. It a Class thing. SOME of us are CLASSY, Dragonborn.
He has such a good voice! I love this series so much!
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels. So many small details that are just hilarious. I need more Jesper in my life. That may have come out wrong, but I stand by it.
I love the thief 😂
i was expecting Thief to use Nazeem as target practice then remembered he isn't Dragonborn.
I just recently came across this little series! I gotta say, I really enjoy all the characters and how they interact!
Long form idea.
The Dragonborn somehow causes a dimensional rift pulling Charlie, Frank, and Peaches into Skyrim for a few episodes and Charlie and Jesper spend some time bonding over the ridiculous things that happen to them.
Keith is so petty, and I'm here for it. Malicious compliance: master level.
Love their sibling/friends relationship!
HOAs the one force makes the thalmor look good
I think HOA's in Skyrun were set up by the Thalmor.
@@Spark_Chaser i think the thalmor are just an HOA.
Love that the thief has daedric levels of petty
1:09 This lady's and gentlemen is why Nazeem is hated, even by his own town
His pettiness is legendary 😂😂
LOL🤣🤣🤣😂 you are my dalily sorce of humor I swear lol love there relationship.
Someone fucking applaud this thief. Best response to an HOA EVER!
Keith is an absolutely loveable menace
Awesome vid ! 💗🖤🖤💗🤣🤣 honestly if the guard life won’t get him far it’s his singing that will
Woooooo, seems like were past the world building phase bois( loved it as much as the fall out series), can't wait to see where he takes the story now
Omg! Aunt Gertrude the Thief! I'm dying 😂😂😂
Horker Observation Association xD
We need a reaction to the dragonborn riding the last unicorn.
No wonder DB is shooting arrows into Jasper. He got the same letter.
nah, he would not be that barbaric or waste arrows, he just shouts at him.
dang Jesper got them pipes
Was kinda hoping Thief would sick Dragon born on Nazeem. 😈
You got to make a video where they both accidentally hanging out with each other
That'll learn him
I love these videos
Anyone else knew right away it was Nazeem who complained?
Jesper could've arrested the thief 😭
...I mean the "he's so cute vibes" at Jesper in the hall are not helping the romance vibe...
Now I think our thief is a true Nightengale because those heists are epic yet the motivations sondeliciously petty...if Nocturnals not Sponsoring him surely Sheogorath is by now
Its always nazeem😅
Excellent
lol i ment Project AHO mod lol, but good vid
If the joke isn't QUITE perfect, do not care please, because I Shor-ass hit will not care. If it feels like 'naah, nobody will get this, this one is too stupid' DO NOT CARE, because I probably will and regardless WILL NOT CARE if I don't! Please, please keep making these! ANY STUPID GODS-DAMNED THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD, I WILL APPRECIATE! ...was that too dramatic, again? Well, I don't... I don't ... care... So I'm a loud, brash, dramatic sorta feller so what? Like, okay, I *care* but I don't *care* gnawmeen?
Gotta ask... we ever getting a Thief follower mod? Jesper is great but I want both.
Last I saw he's working on the voice lines for it right now. I'm super eager for him to meet my Argonian Thief! And maybe marry her.
@@Geeky_Riley Yes!!!
I'm still surprised he hasn't simply shanked Nazeem by now.. or is that another Nazeem from THAT incident?
Just downloaded the jesper mod, wasn't expecting him to be so small. And the size difference is even more obvious because i have a racial morph mod, that makes the size differences between races even bigger
Wait with Nazzem’s stalking of the Jarl how is he an HOA member in good standing and thus able to make a complaint?
Is this the first time some uses Jesper’s name besides himself?
what song was Jesper humming?
It's a part of "Dancing Through Life", a song from the musical Wicked. If you are looking for specific, it's a small part sung by the character Nessarose, starting at around the 4th minute in the Original Broadway track, 5th minute in the movie version. I feel I need to point this out because the track is pretty long.😂
wheres the dragon bornes hoa rule break?/ hes fines
Are you going to do more fallout?
By the Nine! Jesper was singing Nessa's song 🤣I didn't know Wicked made it to Skyrim.🤣