Windhelm Guard really reminds me of an art teacher I had that would talk for hours on the emotional state of someone based on the colors they were wearing and get it wrong every time, but they mean well.
It's been awhile since I played Skyrim & I thought that the dragon plate armor set had a fully enclosed helmet until I googled it and I was surprised to realize that there actually is a mouth hole, for some reason I thought there was a carved dragon fang blocking the mouth.
Hey Jesper I have heard word that Olva the feeble, yes that crazy old lady that can see the future, is apparently a skooma dealer. I was in a... location where there totally legal things being done when I overheard the old lady is actually the head of the Whiterun Skooma ring that you had a big bust of before. Might be worth investigating and maybe delve deeper into the criminal underbelly of Whiterun... I have faith in the most exceptional Whiterun guard on the 9-3 shift.
Please keep doing what you’re doing as I look forward to every day to see the new videos and the new content from you. Not just the quality of the content, but also the twist of your voice with music sometimes in some of the videos is incredible. I see videos of a lot of people and I see them with millions of subscribers who are not even quarter as talented as you are. I know a lot of people will agree with me as well that you deserve a lot more subscribers and likes than you have currently.
One of the riften guards here, any of y'all seen the pile of dead dragons near solitude? It's a literal tower to the point where you can see it across skyrim
He added the mouth breathing. I love that Skyrim Tales reads the comments and takes bits and pieces. We are one big community trying to entertain each other ❤
Gotta give my Jesper a crash course with smithing. I can give him a book too. Remember its essentially ebony armor but with a literal demom heart thrown in.
The fact that the Falkreth Guardsman has a southern accent is just awesome 😂. Very good👌. Does that mean that the Windhelm Guard would have a NorthEastern accent? Or a Winterhold Guard would have a Canadian accent? 😂
@ ahhhhh. I got it. Falkreth, Riften and Windhelm look so similar to me… Unless Falkreth is orange? I almost remember them being orange. Now I’m more confused than the guards! 😭😂.
I actually don't think you can get daedric gear off of dremora. I am pretty sure vanilla dremora don't drop any equipment. I think it starts dropping on NPCs at level 50. I think the lore reason why they don't is the supposed armor is a physical part of them. Honestly, I bet the dragonborn crafted it I think I remember a short where he had crafted a billion daggers.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I vaguely remember that, but I couldn't remember if that was just a modded thing that was done by one of my item packs to distribute weapons to dremora. Thought I knew armor for a fact wasn't supposed to drop from dremora.
I'm starting to wonder if the Dragonborn having his mouth open all of the time is a side effect of shouting. Use Unrelenting Force enough times and his jaw gets messed up.
😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel called out...I've had So Many conversations that were this. Banality is the word that comes to mind. It's probably not the correct word, I didn't google it; but it sounds funny to me.
I want to see one when the dragon born doesnt have thay look and the world is his target of anger becuse his robotic crab was killed by a random child with a stick .
by the Eight(+1), THATS how good Skyrim looks nowadays?! it almost looks like a Movie... ...and im still stuck with the "360-era graphics" on my Switch, or my not-so-powerful laptop...
listen blue guard, you make a good and very valid point there, but let's be honest- you really think the dragonborn put that much thought into... anything?🤣
Fun fact. Deadric armor has no dialogue from guards or other npcs, but it gives a 10% boost to intimidation checks.
Hey, that is a fun fact.
Yes it is
Another fun fact is the dragon more killed alfrick? And the emperor and the legion, that would be a funny story, though@@Skyrim_Tales
I thought there was dialogue tho
@inspectorjavert9868 thinking about it again there might be npc dialogue, but no guard dialogue
"Oh yeah, there is no way he doesn't still have that stupid look on his face." 😑
Jesper knows DB so well 🤣
"Heard you joined the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?"
Daedric armored Dragonborn: "Do I look like I fetch the fucking mead?"
Fr tho 😭
That was last shot of the Dragonborns face was unhinged....probably like his jaw.
Windhelm Guard really reminds me of an art teacher I had that would talk for hours on the emotional state of someone based on the colors they were wearing and get it wrong every time, but they mean well.
Now he just needs to upgrade to dragonplate so he can still visibly mouth breathe. Also wearing a suit of bones is psychotic
i mean... the daedric armor is made of the crystalized blood of a god tainted with demon hearts.
It's been awhile since I played Skyrim & I thought that the dragon plate armor set had a fully enclosed helmet until I googled it and I was surprised to realize that there actually is a mouth hole, for some reason I thought there was a carved dragon fang blocking the mouth.
@@freakyskull516 I'm pretty sure it's just normal ebony armor but just enchanted. At least that's what it was in morrowind and the crafting recipe
Honestly, I kinda wanna see Jasper’s reaction to the seige of white run or him maybe fighting the dragon for the first time by the tower.
None of them noticing the thief is so good 😅
Need to do one with the dragon bone armor. Fresh and still bloody. Plus you can still see Dragonborns face in the helmet. 😄
Hey Jesper I have heard word that Olva the feeble, yes that crazy old lady that can see the future, is apparently a skooma dealer. I was in a... location where there totally legal things being done when I overheard the old lady is actually the head of the Whiterun Skooma ring that you had a big bust of before.
Might be worth investigating and maybe delve deeper into the criminal underbelly of Whiterun... I have faith in the most exceptional Whiterun guard on the 9-3 shift.
Please keep doing what you’re doing as I look forward to every day to see the new videos and the new content from you. Not just the quality of the content, but also the twist of your voice with music sometimes in some of the videos is incredible. I see videos of a lot of people and I see them with millions of subscribers who are not even quarter as talented as you are. I know a lot of people will agree with me as well that you deserve a lot more subscribers and likes than you have currently.
One of the riften guards here, any of y'all seen the pile of dead dragons near solitude? It's a literal tower to the point where you can see it across skyrim
I read this in a guards voice LOL
@Mikeydavey lol
He added the mouth breathing. I love that Skyrim Tales reads the comments and takes bits and pieces. We are one big community trying to entertain each other ❤
haha I'm just getting out of VR and this hits me. Skyrim will never die!
im guessing it wont die until we get highly intelligent AI in video games....then it probably will
The Dragonborn is a mouth breather
😂😂😂
Ngl i thought the Dragonborn was really short for like 10 seconds💀
Same here
Lol player.setscale 0.56 😂
I prefer to think he is and the guards are just ignoring it.
@@GrumpyForestHagThe guards gave up fr. They are used to it.
smol
LOL I Like The RvB Reference 😂
0:40 Sounds like he’s been reading Mankar Cameron’s Commentaries recently
I really want a mod to make my dragonborn constantly make that expression lmao
Love that the windhelm guard is a southern accented man
This reminds me of the 2 soldiers in PoTC that were always arguing and Captain Jack used it to sneak by them.
on my opition armor is art, its something that is crafted and things that are crafted can be concidered art
I think smithing is for sure an art form. Takes an incredible amount of talent.
@@Skyrim_Tales and/or so many iron daggers that the number can only be quantified via scientific notation.
Gotta give my Jesper a crash course with smithing. I can give him a book too. Remember its essentially ebony armor but with a literal demom heart thrown in.
The fact that the Falkreth Guardsman has a southern accent is just awesome 😂. Very good👌. Does that mean that the Windhelm Guard would have a NorthEastern accent? Or a Winterhold Guard would have a Canadian accent? 😂
That's the Windhelm guard with the southern actually. Dawnstar had a Canadian
@ ahhhhh. I got it. Falkreth, Riften and Windhelm look so similar to me… Unless Falkreth is orange? I almost remember them being orange.
Now I’m more confused than the guards! 😭😂.
Nah the Dragonborn just killed a dremora and is wearing it's armor
I actually don't think you can get daedric gear off of dremora. I am pretty sure vanilla dremora don't drop any equipment. I think it starts dropping on NPCs at level 50. I think the lore reason why they don't is the supposed armor is a physical part of them. Honestly, I bet the dragonborn crafted it I think I remember a short where he had crafted a billion daggers.
@@daemoncarroll8347 they drop weapons scaled to your level sometimes
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I vaguely remember that, but I couldn't remember if that was just a modded thing that was done by one of my item packs to distribute weapons to dremora. Thought I knew armor for a fact wasn't supposed to drop from dremora.
@@daemoncarroll8347 yeah, armor doesn’t, weapons, do, granted they always had junk or ebony when loot-able from personal experience
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus yeah in my experience the best way has always been using the atronach forge in the midden or crafting it at a forge.
I love how the stormcloak is just stereotypical american southerner
Missed a Golden Opportunity to have the Dragonborn’s breathing be like Darth Vader’s 😆😂
Blue guard is the definition of today's society, how did I come to that conclusion? Let's just call it a hunch.
Fun deep lore fact daedric armor is the suffering of a daedric spirit (the equivalent to a soul) in a physical form
I'm starting to wonder if the Dragonborn having his mouth open all of the time is a side effect of shouting. Use Unrelenting Force enough times and his jaw gets messed up.
Jasper theorized it's DB's equivalent to always having an arrow notched.
i love mouth breather dragon born
Frick’n Artistic people.
Huh, so the Dragonborn took a trip to Azeroth. I didn't know he could do that, but not surprised if it messes with Jesper.
i need jesper to go to another time line and meet a good dragonborn. only once. I NEED
My dragonborn walk around in legendary daedric armor he crafted himself.
Too funny!! Could his mouth open any Wider!? YES! >.
still want a dragon born open mouth mod
Deadric armor is Art 😂
Nice video
I keep saying the look makes him look more dragon
Is it really weird that I thought, "How funny it is you can tell that he had so has that stupid look on his face."
Now I'm wondering if Darth Vader has the same mouth opening as Dragonborn under his mask?
Ah man this reminded me - I meant to change the Dragonborn's breathing to a pitched down version but forgot 😂
😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel called out...I've had So Many conversations that were this. Banality is the word that comes to mind. It's probably not the correct word, I didn't google it; but it sounds funny to me.
They have southern accents 😂😊
The Civil War in a nutshell
Do one with the thief gets Nightingale armor
Damn you're graphics mods are always so good, what's your secret? 😂
NGVO is the mod list I use!
@Skyrim_Tales Wait! It IS a mod?! I assumed you just made it yourself as the animator so I was nervous to ask! Ty!
Can it be that the other guard is kinda the Jesper from where he is from and they just gave him to whiterun to get rid of him?
I want to see one when the dragon born doesnt have thay look and the world is his target of anger becuse his robotic crab was killed by a random child with a stick .
Oh, there's an episode where he doesn't. Because he learned magic. Was levitating poor Jasper.
@Geeky_Riley im talking anger not joy
@Texas.T Fair. Lol.
Oh wow
Oh how would they feel bout glass armor?
by the Eight(+1), THATS how good Skyrim looks nowadays?! it almost looks like a Movie...
...and im still stuck with the "360-era graphics" on my Switch, or my not-so-powerful laptop...
I feel like you are openning his mouth more and more every video
How do you do the slightly shaky cam feature
It's not a look it's just his face 😅
I was expecting the dragonborn to pickpocket their clothes while they talk. Also by Shor what is Dave on? Moonsugar? Is this where Jesper got it?
Question..... how does the thief
and other guards get around. Do they pay the cart everytime or sprint it? A horse?
That guard has some strong opinions on art.. so does Molag Bal what are you trying to say here?
Can giants be vampires and werewolves?
Creepy breathing part 2.
Why does Jesper have a full wooden sword?
Disciplinary action.
Why is he small? Is there a reason his armor shrunk him or something else.
listen blue guard, you make a good and very valid point there, but let's be honest- you really think the dragonborn put that much thought into... anything?🤣
Do different voices for the two characters to make it more intuitive to make out who is talking at which point.
They are different voices.
Tsk Tsk you shouldn't discredit art Jesper