Mark explains how he feels guilt when buying things cause he believes he doesn't deserve them. I just want a smoothie!!!! Queef. www.marknormandcomedy.com
It actually only takes guts to be so open AND respect yourself at the same time. Being a sad sack is something a lottttt of weak people do and it's a weak thing. I love Mark Normand and this was an interview of sorts where he just gives you insight and it's good - but the podcast has gotten worse and worse because they talk constantly about how much they hate themselves.
@@Paul-dw2cl Subject: Mark Normand. Premise: (their) podcast. Put 2 and 2 together fella and use google. Just out of principle I'm typing more than it would take to just answer directly. Also I should mention here that they've been getting much better again, mostly because Joe found his groove and is much happier with himself which helps keep the self-loathing blabbering to a minimum.
Mark needs a genuine hug. Dude, you bust your butt to make people laugh so enjoy the money you received. And date women who pick up the tab. Love ya Mark.
@@definitelyhuman661 Yes, I am one of them. I will say that there are men that get insulted if a woman pays for anything and that's speaking from personal experience.
Mark said his parents STILL don't fully recognize him as a professional who has a real job, he's got a bigger audience than most TV networks from 40 years ago, and he's considered the best one liner out there. No wonder he still has confidence problems We love you brother
Thrift stores solve the guilt problem, wearing other peoples garbage means youre warm but didnt pay much for it, and let a kid in Malaysia go home from work early
Oh man, I was wondering what this dudes deal was after hearing some of his hints in his routines. Like no eye contact or anxiety or guilt stuff. This is nuts, thanks for opening up this way Mark youre a champ
exact same him first on a Rogan multi guest pdocast and tought this guy is hyper and i dont like it....i relate so much to Mark on so many levels it is scary even down to the eye contact and guilt from eating a freaking Big Mac and opting for a granola bar.
Wow. The more I hear you speaking so openly about your "problems" and difficulties the more I appreciate you. So refreshing to see someone so comfortable with sharing like this. And of course you're funny as hell. Can't get enough. COMEDY!! A huge fan from Israel. And a I'm A Jew!!
Mark is the guy people need to listen to and observe every time they make decisions as a parent. People do not realize how much their seemingly insignificant decisions can impact their kids. He’s damaged psychologically and it’s because of negligent parents who *thought* they were doing a good job.
I was thinking along the same lines. If he was in a relationship with a woman to where they started sharing the management of finances, would he be OK with her spending his money on things like furniture and a warm coat. Still his money, but through her decision and not his. By this I am not calling girlfriends and wives “helper monkeys“, but I’m not not calling them that.
When I had a lazy job, I was HAPPY! If I have extra money, I HELP ppl! When I’m low on money, my friends help me! 😀 Helping ppl is the best cure for guilt.
OMG Mark I'm 34 and been a fan ... I've never heard anything so relatable with the buying angst. Not that I have shit for money now, but coats, burgers, smoothies ... I so understand.
This was beautiful, man. I like hearing people open up like this. It takes strength, honestly. I resonate with a lot of this - the inability to realize one's own good life and just feeling trapped in that insecurity. Best to you!
I relate to all of it. And I see my therapist weekly as well. Amazing Normand has the ability to talk about it, let alone in such comedic terms. Fuckin A plus.
Guys i was raised by a single mother from india and went through a pretty similar childhood....and now i understand why i am not going to a mc Donald's and buying a drink for myself... even though I'm doing preety good for myself and can definitely afford it. Thanks mark for helping me understand myself..you are thr the therapist i needed i guess😅
I enjoyed the shit out of this video. Thanks for sharing Mark. I think everybody relates to this at some level, so it feels good to hear it externalized by someone else.
Man I relate to Mark's mental/buying issues so much, when you grow up poor as fuck you either think this way or you splurge whenever you have some money, there's really no middle ground...
@@TonyMacroni633 This was also like 1-2 years after he bought a $7M condo in Trump Towers. He was phoning it in making easy money and he ruined it.The guy is a boob.
Literally the first ever episode of Opie and Anthony I've ever watched/listened to, even after having heard people reference it for years. Pretty deep. Much love to you, Mark. You'll find peace one day.
Oh my gosh- I feel like I’m going through this with you guys! I’m enjoying it and laughing along, but also keep having flashbacks!!!! Wow, just wow! And thank you, I will also need a therapist!
eh, not if its just a small thing like a candybar or something under 5 bucks from a multi billion dollar corporation who underpays their employees. It's more of a little "fuck you" kinda thing.
Man I am the exact same way... I've also gone to therapy. Beat myself up constantly even though I've done pretty well for myself. 3 things have helped: 1. Meditation 2. Monthly mushroom trips 3. LSD microdosing But still, I go pretty hard on myself if something doesn't go exactly as I planned. With that said, I've started doing better about micro managing the small details. Like I used to berate myself if I didn't brush my teeth in the most efficient manner or some shit. Daily routines, meal budgets, etc all that stuff used to be watched like a hawk and scrutinized in my mind. Slowly letting it go and focusing my energy on bigger picture things.
When speaking about taking pictures for instagram Mark said "I can't enjoy it so maybe you should" and I feel like that sums up what comics do so well.
Who am I to GET a COAT? I'm NOT a COAT GUY! Come on ya queef...BE a COAT GUY! I knew a COAT GUY once,and the things he told me I'll never forget zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
This is how good Mark Normand is, ill click on an opie radio clip for him.
HOW GENEROUS OF YOU
Cut the shit out
Same
My thumb trembled a tad before clicking for this reason
Took the words outta my mouth
Amy Schumer has the toughest gig in the world. She has to follow this guy.
But not writing the jokes must decrease her load
Had*
Plus, they were her fans, so not that tough at all.
Besides, everyone knows that being a stay at home mom is the toughest gig in the world.
She should go first so she can steal his jokes from the night before.
@@seanmatthewking so tough you can even do it in pajamas!
Luckily she doesnt do comedy
It takes guts to be so open.
It actually only takes guts to be so open AND respect yourself at the same time. Being a sad sack is something a lottttt of weak people do and it's a weak thing.
I love Mark Normand and this was an interview of sorts where he just gives you insight and it's good - but the podcast has gotten worse and worse because they talk constantly about how much they hate themselves.
@@JohnnyNatrium Which podcast and who’s ‘they’
@@Paul-dw2cl
Subject: Mark Normand. Premise: (their) podcast. Put 2 and 2 together fella and use google. Just out of principle I'm typing more than it would take to just answer directly.
Also I should mention here that they've been getting much better again, mostly because Joe found his groove and is much happier with himself which helps keep the self-loathing blabbering to a minimum.
@@JohnnyNatrium You sound like you could benefit from some therapy
“Mattress on the floor like an assassin” joke is so good. Comedy!
Assassins sleep on the floor? I thought you sleep on the floor when you are being hunted by an assassin.
cant sleep on elevate bed...only need a mattress on the floor or just a towel or sleeping bag
Mark needs a genuine hug. Dude, you bust your butt to make people laugh so enjoy the money you received. And date women who pick up the tab. Love ya Mark.
Holy shit. I literaly paused the video thinking that he needed a hug. Scrolled to the comments and there it is.
Seeing this side of Mark makes me love him so much more🥰he's so sensitive and adorable
There's women out there that pay the tab?
@@definitelyhuman661 Lol😆 Surprised?And yes if the man is worth it and if the woman asked him out I don't see why not
@@definitelyhuman661 Yes, I am one of them. I will say that there are men that get insulted if a woman pays for anything and that's speaking from personal experience.
I feel like this is underrated. It’s an awesome journey into Mark’s mind.
Love this how supportive they are and actively listening. That was a great session .
Absolutely
@@FuchiBooBoo shut up
Opie knows good radio and he struck gold there. Of course he wants to keep it going as long as possible
Mark said his parents STILL don't fully recognize him as a professional who has a real job, he's got a bigger audience than most TV networks from 40 years ago, and he's considered the best one liner out there. No wonder he still has confidence problems
We love you brother
This was probably more then like 3 yrs ago
*_'Comedians in Cars getting Smoothies'_* starring Mark Normand and Jerry Seinfeld
'Considering' getting smoothies... Then ultimately not.
i wonder what car he'd be
The dude deserves all the smoothies.
Thrift stores solve the guilt problem, wearing other peoples garbage means youre warm but didnt pay much for it, and let a kid in Malaysia go home from work early
Id love to see him on the show and he has to have a smoothie and buy a coat and he better wear that watch Louis gave him 😂
Mark knows that staying hungry and not getting too comfortable keeps him sharp
Dedication and discipline.
Deep down, yes :)
come on, he is never hungry. he even steals sandwiches
I think he might just be deeply mentally ill, but then again no champion in anything has ever been mentally stable
Hungry in that context usually isn't meant literally... but yeah lol
Oh man, I was wondering what this dudes deal was after hearing some of his hints in his routines. Like no eye contact or anxiety or guilt stuff. This is nuts, thanks for opening up this way Mark youre a champ
exact same him first on a Rogan multi guest pdocast and tought this guy is hyper and i dont like it....i relate so much to Mark on so many levels it is scary even down to the eye contact and guilt from eating a freaking Big Mac and opting for a granola bar.
The shape of Mark’s life keeps him in a place where he can still function as a successful comic.
Wow. The more I hear you speaking so openly about your "problems" and difficulties the more I appreciate you. So refreshing to see someone so comfortable with sharing like this.
And of course you're funny as hell.
Can't get enough.
COMEDY!!
A huge fan from Israel.
And a I'm A Jew!!
Mark is the guy people need to listen to and observe every time they make decisions as a parent. People do not realize how much their seemingly insignificant decisions can impact their kids. He’s damaged psychologically and it’s because of negligent parents who *thought* they were doing a good job.
Copy that
I love how both Mark and gis brother have made it in life despite their fucked up upbringing.
Somebody give him a hug and a smoothie.
Damn, Kevin Hart looks good nowadays.
Black don’t crack
Did he get shorter too though, or is it just me? 🤣
Racist!
Still don't get it lol
...that he often says ‘thanks, that’s my time. I’m Kevin Hart!’ ?!
First time Opie hasn't made me jump out of a window. Mark Normand is so good he can make Opie palatable.
Then there's gass.
Mark's a sweetheart
Exactly...as I force myself to watch, then Shower. Guess future goats must step over the dead comics on the way up!
‘Trust me I know a lot about all this stuff’ what would compel a person to say that.
You've obviously never watched a Norm MacDonald interview on here lol.
Mark, you just need an assistant/helper monkey that you can "pay" who'll then turn around and "buy you gifts" like furniture, clothing, and food.
This exactly
I was thinking along the same lines. If he was in a relationship with a woman to where they started sharing the management of finances, would he be OK with her spending his money on things like furniture and a warm coat. Still his money, but through her decision and not his. By this I am not calling girlfriends and wives “helper monkeys“, but I’m not not calling them that.
This is one of the better advertisements for seeking therapy I have ever seen online.
This is how podcasts and interviews should be. Keep it real Mark, we love you
Yo Mark if you're reading this, we fans think you deserve that smoothie bro
Love Normand, and it was great how Opie knew this would be gold. This conversation opened my fascination with Mark.
Bro, you deserve everything from what you've accomplished! You're the realest comedian out there! Thanks for telling us this.
Mark Normand is such a smoothie.
When I had a lazy job, I was HAPPY! If I have extra money, I HELP ppl! When I’m low on money, my friends help me! 😀 Helping ppl is the best cure for guilt.
OMG Mark I'm 34 and been a fan ... I've never heard anything so relatable with the buying angst. Not that I have shit for money now, but coats, burgers, smoothies ... I so understand.
This was beautiful, man. I like hearing people open up like this. It takes strength, honestly. I resonate with a lot of this - the inability to realize one's own good life and just feeling trapped in that insecurity. Best to you!
Mattress on the floor like a god damn assassin
I need to be more supportive in conversations like this. This was perfect
I relate to all of it. And I see my therapist weekly as well. Amazing Normand has the ability to talk about it, let alone in such comedic terms. Fuckin A plus.
Wood Duck Same boat. What Mark did there was amazing. To open up like that and be totally honest with an audience takes a huge amount of gutz.
@@daveo2882 Straight up!
Wood Duck - Yep A+
Guys i was raised by a single mother from india and went through a pretty similar childhood....and now i understand why i am not going to a mc Donald's and buying a drink for myself... even though I'm doing preety good for myself and can definitely afford it. Thanks mark for helping me understand myself..you are thr the therapist i needed i guess😅
Suggestion for Mark, his new internal dialogue should be "who the hell are you, to deny yourself a smoothie."
This guy literally never disappoints.
Mark you are just a stoic
I enjoyed the shit out of this video. Thanks for sharing Mark. I think everybody relates to this at some level, so it feels good to hear it externalized by someone else.
a coat is very bourgeois - just stuff newspaper down your shirt like a normal person.
I loved the vulnerability in this! Such good shares
As somebody who is diagnosed with OCD, I really see a lot of myself in the way Mark described his thought processes
Describes me perfectly as well, locked into some seriously neurotic thinking patterns.
I don't even have ocd and can relate
Same. Down to his inability to maintain eye contact.
I cant relate Mark hard on this😂 For me it's more excruciating anxiety when spending any amount of money for any non necessity
A truly profound conversion - loved this. Thank you for sharing, Mark!
The world would be a better place if more people approached life like Mark.
I remember watching this on my birthday since it was uploaded on it and it was super awesome. Love you Mark, Comedy!
Mark Normand just discovered a new privilege: Coat Privilege
Somebody tell the Wokies.
Your savings must be immaculate
Funniest therapy session in history I never knew I’d get to know Kevin Hart on such a deep level
Marks a real one 💓
Man I relate to Mark's mental/buying issues so much, when you grow up poor as fuck you either think this way or you splurge whenever you have some money, there's really no middle ground...
I spend every penny as soon as I get it.
Yeah, I’m the opposite of Mark, and not sure which is worse.
I'm going to Baskin-Robbins tomorrow.
Of course I did just get a raise.
He's time traveling from the 40's.
I've always thought Mark is fucking hilarious, but now I absolutely love the deranged hooligan 💛
I don’t even hate opie, but it is nice to see him in like a normal conversational mode
6:49 That seems like something Jerry Seinfeld would say.
Fascinating lol
His birthdays were probably non existent growing up just another day
Yeah it seems that would be the case sadly😔
Woooooow, Normand♥️.
Opie got fired for taping his co-worker going to the bathroom.
Epic brotherman move. Joe Rogan still hasn't returned his message
Lmao really?
@@TonyMacroni633 This was also like 1-2 years after he bought a $7M condo in Trump Towers. He was phoning it in making easy money and he ruined it.The guy is a boob.
Cameltry lmao damn terrible
show video
Literally the first ever episode of Opie and Anthony I've ever watched/listened to, even after having heard people reference it for years. Pretty deep. Much love to you, Mark. You'll find peace one day.
Mark is the best. 🥰
I can 100% relate to how Mark feels. I thought i was the only one that feels like this.
Mark Normand opening would be the reason I’d go to a show.
Oh my gosh- I feel like I’m going through this with you guys! I’m enjoying it and laughing along, but also keep having flashbacks!!!! Wow, just wow! And thank you, I will also need a therapist!
I sleep on a matress on the floor like an assasin. GOLD.
Woah..I love this guy
wow im late on this one, good for me, something mark is in what i didnt see yet, awesome
Somebody get this guy a fuckin smoothie
A classic, the clip that made me a fan
This was absolutely amazing!!! So proud of you for opening up
God bless Mark Normand ❤️✌🏼
I have trouble with people paying for me; I get extremely uncomfortable with people paying for my food
I'm so glad your posting this stuff yourself. I always thought it was nuts people could post your shit.
Opie made millions and millions of dollars.. if he's stealing anything, he's waaay dumber than I thought he was.. and that's almost impossible.
eh, not if its just a small thing like a candybar or something under 5 bucks from a multi billion dollar corporation who underpays their employees. It's more of a little "fuck you" kinda thing.
@GRude420 you wouldn't get it buddy. it's not being dumb
Mark is the best. This is a different insight into him and he wasn’t doing his typical queef, jizz, etc.
Cahmedy!
Insightful talk, Mark. Thanks for uploading.
Man I am the exact same way... I've also gone to therapy. Beat myself up constantly even though I've done pretty well for myself. 3 things have helped:
1. Meditation
2. Monthly mushroom trips
3. LSD microdosing
But still, I go pretty hard on myself if something doesn't go exactly as I planned. With that said, I've started doing better about micro managing the small details. Like I used to berate myself if I didn't brush my teeth in the most efficient manner or some shit. Daily routines, meal budgets, etc all that stuff used to be watched like a hawk and scrutinized in my mind. Slowly letting it go and focusing my energy on bigger picture things.
T K - in-vulnerability 😊
The tears behind the jokes
Your so right🤗
They're right, this was awesome and I'm glad they didn't break ❤️
I love Mark
damn!! we need more content like this. I'm literally Rolling in the deep!
My goodness!!!
Forget guilt .You made it Mark
When speaking about taking pictures for instagram Mark said "I can't enjoy it so maybe you should" and I feel like that sums up what comics do so well.
No one said she ain’t generous she just ain’t funny
she has a super funny grandfather. Its almost like he thinks he is being serious; but its all a long nightmarish bit
osamabinsmokin oh my god guys I was so wrong She is so funny
Nikki Glazer is kinda funny. Even educational sometimes lol
@@Tormentality she's funny af
Mark is gonna get so famous that everything will be free
next upload: "Buying Smoothies with Mark Normand"
I fucking LOVE this guy!!
It is the good shit
It's good he's that way. Better than becoming a narcissist . He appreciates
One of my favorite comics
I wish I was like this. I can't stop spending money even when I don't have any..
Mark the mvp
lmao, your parents tricked yah into planning for your retirement. keep up the good work Mark, and get yourself that smoothie.
Goddamn, sitting in on a Norman brothers conversation would be fuckin fascinating
This guy is fucking hilarious
Mark Normand is a national treasure, full stop.
Opie's good radio.
This speaks to me so much so so much
I could watch 4 hours of this.
Who am I to GET a COAT? I'm NOT a COAT GUY! Come on ya queef...BE a COAT GUY! I knew a COAT GUY once,and the things he told me I'll never forget zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Depriving yourself of the thousand little comforts really does give one super powers.
Mark has the same once in a lifetime talent that Norm Macdonald had. So lucky to have had both of them around at the same time. True comic genius.