Mark Normand's Therapy Session - Opie Show

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Mark explains how he feels guilt when buying things cause he believes he doesn't deserve them. I just want a smoothie!!!! Queef.
    www.marknormandcomedy.com

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  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 4 года назад +812

    This is how good Mark Normand is, ill click on an opie radio clip for him.

  • @MHasnain2663
    @MHasnain2663 4 года назад +920

    Amy Schumer has the toughest gig in the world. She has to follow this guy.

    • @massive_d
      @massive_d 4 года назад +57

      But not writing the jokes must decrease her load

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 года назад +18

      Had*
      Plus, they were her fans, so not that tough at all.
      Besides, everyone knows that being a stay at home mom is the toughest gig in the world.

    • @fendajamma
      @fendajamma 4 года назад +9

      She should go first so she can steal his jokes from the night before.

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 года назад +6

      @@seanmatthewking so tough you can even do it in pajamas!

    • @davidfhth6842
      @davidfhth6842 4 года назад +15

      Luckily she doesnt do comedy

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 4 года назад +166

    It takes guts to be so open.

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 3 года назад +8

      It actually only takes guts to be so open AND respect yourself at the same time. Being a sad sack is something a lottttt of weak people do and it's a weak thing.
      I love Mark Normand and this was an interview of sorts where he just gives you insight and it's good - but the podcast has gotten worse and worse because they talk constantly about how much they hate themselves.

    • @Paul-dw2cl
      @Paul-dw2cl 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnnyNatrium Which podcast and who’s ‘they’

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 3 года назад

      @@Paul-dw2cl
      Subject: Mark Normand. Premise: (their) podcast. Put 2 and 2 together fella and use google. Just out of principle I'm typing more than it would take to just answer directly.
      Also I should mention here that they've been getting much better again, mostly because Joe found his groove and is much happier with himself which helps keep the self-loathing blabbering to a minimum.

    • @Operation3Sixty
      @Operation3Sixty 3 года назад +5

      @@JohnnyNatrium You sound like you could benefit from some therapy

  • @YamagataSandwich
    @YamagataSandwich 4 года назад +98

    “Mattress on the floor like an assassin” joke is so good. Comedy!

    • @jp3mcpherson
      @jp3mcpherson 2 года назад +1

      Assassins sleep on the floor? I thought you sleep on the floor when you are being hunted by an assassin.

    • @mikescorpio13
      @mikescorpio13 Год назад

      cant sleep on elevate bed...only need a mattress on the floor or just a towel or sleeping bag

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 4 года назад +267

    Mark needs a genuine hug. Dude, you bust your butt to make people laugh so enjoy the money you received. And date women who pick up the tab. Love ya Mark.

    • @antoniomarghereti6397
      @antoniomarghereti6397 2 года назад +5

      Holy shit. I literaly paused the video thinking that he needed a hug. Scrolled to the comments and there it is.

    • @2023Sweetcherry
      @2023Sweetcherry 2 года назад +6

      Seeing this side of Mark makes me love him so much more🥰he's so sensitive and adorable

    • @definitelyhuman661
      @definitelyhuman661 2 года назад +3

      There's women out there that pay the tab?

    • @2023Sweetcherry
      @2023Sweetcherry 2 года назад +2

      @@definitelyhuman661 Lol😆 Surprised?And yes if the man is worth it and if the woman asked him out I don't see why not

    • @nichole8609
      @nichole8609 2 года назад +2

      @@definitelyhuman661 Yes, I am one of them. I will say that there are men that get insulted if a woman pays for anything and that's speaking from personal experience.

  • @LuIsSaNcHeZ510
    @LuIsSaNcHeZ510 3 года назад +106

    I feel like this is underrated. It’s an awesome journey into Mark’s mind.

  • @DuDe_TAlhA
    @DuDe_TAlhA 2 года назад +71

    Love this how supportive they are and actively listening. That was a great session .

    • @FuchiBooBoo
      @FuchiBooBoo 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely

    • @vrjj100
      @vrjj100 Год назад

      @@FuchiBooBoo shut up

    • @the_Rade
      @the_Rade Год назад

      Opie knows good radio and he struck gold there. Of course he wants to keep it going as long as possible

  • @Francesco-cj3oi
    @Francesco-cj3oi Год назад +12

    Mark said his parents STILL don't fully recognize him as a professional who has a real job, he's got a bigger audience than most TV networks from 40 years ago, and he's considered the best one liner out there. No wonder he still has confidence problems
    We love you brother

  • @sadstormtrooper
    @sadstormtrooper 4 года назад +183

    *_'Comedians in Cars getting Smoothies'_* starring Mark Normand and Jerry Seinfeld

    • @stephen32frazier
      @stephen32frazier 4 года назад +8

      'Considering' getting smoothies... Then ultimately not.

    • @drefloresca95
      @drefloresca95 4 года назад

      i wonder what car he'd be

    • @MrGreenAKAguci00
      @MrGreenAKAguci00 4 года назад

      The dude deserves all the smoothies.

    • @johndoe-hi6yd
      @johndoe-hi6yd 3 года назад +3

      Thrift stores solve the guilt problem, wearing other peoples garbage means youre warm but didnt pay much for it, and let a kid in Malaysia go home from work early

    • @alfiejordan4081
      @alfiejordan4081 3 года назад +1

      Id love to see him on the show and he has to have a smoothie and buy a coat and he better wear that watch Louis gave him 😂

  • @Jamesviolaofficial
    @Jamesviolaofficial 4 года назад +82

    Mark knows that staying hungry and not getting too comfortable keeps him sharp

    • @Los47
      @Los47 3 года назад +3

      Dedication and discipline.

    • @lassorb4752
      @lassorb4752 2 года назад +1

      Deep down, yes :)

    • @bieberbazzejunge
      @bieberbazzejunge 2 года назад +2

      come on, he is never hungry. he even steals sandwiches

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 2 года назад

      I think he might just be deeply mentally ill, but then again no champion in anything has ever been mentally stable

    • @Gabzpiano
      @Gabzpiano Год назад

      Hungry in that context usually isn't meant literally... but yeah lol

  • @Woktavius
    @Woktavius 4 года назад +85

    Oh man, I was wondering what this dudes deal was after hearing some of his hints in his routines. Like no eye contact or anxiety or guilt stuff. This is nuts, thanks for opening up this way Mark youre a champ

    • @mikescorpio13
      @mikescorpio13 Год назад +1

      exact same him first on a Rogan multi guest pdocast and tought this guy is hyper and i dont like it....i relate so much to Mark on so many levels it is scary even down to the eye contact and guilt from eating a freaking Big Mac and opting for a granola bar.

  • @redelfshotthefood8213
    @redelfshotthefood8213 4 года назад +40

    The shape of Mark’s life keeps him in a place where he can still function as a successful comic.

  • @gidonzd
    @gidonzd 4 года назад +62

    Wow. The more I hear you speaking so openly about your "problems" and difficulties the more I appreciate you. So refreshing to see someone so comfortable with sharing like this.
    And of course you're funny as hell.
    Can't get enough.
    COMEDY!!
    A huge fan from Israel.
    And a I'm A Jew!!

  • @GG-yy4yx
    @GG-yy4yx 2 года назад +35

    Mark is the guy people need to listen to and observe every time they make decisions as a parent. People do not realize how much their seemingly insignificant decisions can impact their kids. He’s damaged psychologically and it’s because of negligent parents who *thought* they were doing a good job.

  • @FolstrimHori
    @FolstrimHori 3 года назад +26

    I love how both Mark and gis brother have made it in life despite their fucked up upbringing.
    Somebody give him a hug and a smoothie.

  • @prestonbernstein3460
    @prestonbernstein3460 4 года назад +257

    Damn, Kevin Hart looks good nowadays.

    • @joseantoniocambero
      @joseantoniocambero 4 года назад +11

      Black don’t crack

    • @OhCanaDave
      @OhCanaDave 4 года назад +1

      Did he get shorter too though, or is it just me? 🤣

    • @luknowit475
      @luknowit475 4 года назад

      Racist!

    • @cgtow2759
      @cgtow2759 3 года назад +1

      Still don't get it lol

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 года назад +1

      ...that he often says ‘thanks, that’s my time. I’m Kevin Hart!’ ?!

  • @InsideUCLA71
    @InsideUCLA71 4 года назад +115

    First time Opie hasn't made me jump out of a window. Mark Normand is so good he can make Opie palatable.

    • @joescarborough8434
      @joescarborough8434 4 года назад +3

      Then there's gass.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 2 года назад

      Mark's a sweetheart

    • @eddiewalker7252
      @eddiewalker7252 2 года назад

      Exactly...as I force myself to watch, then Shower. Guess future goats must step over the dead comics on the way up!

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 2 года назад

      ‘Trust me I know a lot about all this stuff’ what would compel a person to say that.

    • @joshuawschenk
      @joshuawschenk 2 года назад +1

      You've obviously never watched a Norm MacDonald interview on here lol.

  • @ScarletBrotherhood
    @ScarletBrotherhood 4 года назад +32

    Mark, you just need an assistant/helper monkey that you can "pay" who'll then turn around and "buy you gifts" like furniture, clothing, and food.

    • @LanceDobson
      @LanceDobson 3 года назад +2

      This exactly

    • @PhaedruS007
      @PhaedruS007 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking along the same lines. If he was in a relationship with a woman to where they started sharing the management of finances, would he be OK with her spending his money on things like furniture and a warm coat. Still his money, but through her decision and not his. By this I am not calling girlfriends and wives “helper monkeys“, but I’m not not calling them that.

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 3 года назад +5

    This is one of the better advertisements for seeking therapy I have ever seen online.

  • @Salah-qu4cs
    @Salah-qu4cs 3 года назад +7

    This is how podcasts and interviews should be. Keep it real Mark, we love you

  • @elibenaron
    @elibenaron 4 года назад +15

    Yo Mark if you're reading this, we fans think you deserve that smoothie bro

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick 4 года назад +7

    Love Normand, and it was great how Opie knew this would be gold. This conversation opened my fascination with Mark.

  • @nerfche32
    @nerfche32 4 года назад +10

    Bro, you deserve everything from what you've accomplished! You're the realest comedian out there! Thanks for telling us this.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 года назад +14

    Mark Normand is such a smoothie.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 года назад +3

    When I had a lazy job, I was HAPPY! If I have extra money, I HELP ppl! When I’m low on money, my friends help me! 😀 Helping ppl is the best cure for guilt.

  • @juicins
    @juicins 4 года назад +5

    OMG Mark I'm 34 and been a fan ... I've never heard anything so relatable with the buying angst. Not that I have shit for money now, but coats, burgers, smoothies ... I so understand.

  • @mordaciousfilms
    @mordaciousfilms 2 года назад +3

    This was beautiful, man. I like hearing people open up like this. It takes strength, honestly. I resonate with a lot of this - the inability to realize one's own good life and just feeling trapped in that insecurity. Best to you!

  • @brandondennis5889
    @brandondennis5889 4 года назад +21

    Mattress on the floor like a god damn assassin

  • @sev5348
    @sev5348 2 года назад +5

    I need to be more supportive in conversations like this. This was perfect

  • @Tormentality
    @Tormentality 4 года назад +16

    I relate to all of it. And I see my therapist weekly as well. Amazing Normand has the ability to talk about it, let alone in such comedic terms. Fuckin A plus.

    • @daveo2882
      @daveo2882 4 года назад +2

      Wood Duck Same boat. What Mark did there was amazing. To open up like that and be totally honest with an audience takes a huge amount of gutz.

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality 4 года назад

      @@daveo2882 Straight up!

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 4 года назад

      Wood Duck - Yep A+

  • @anuraagseenuvasan9608
    @anuraagseenuvasan9608 2 года назад +3

    Guys i was raised by a single mother from india and went through a pretty similar childhood....and now i understand why i am not going to a mc Donald's and buying a drink for myself... even though I'm doing preety good for myself and can definitely afford it. Thanks mark for helping me understand myself..you are thr the therapist i needed i guess😅

  • @johns7530
    @johns7530 3 года назад +10

    Suggestion for Mark, his new internal dialogue should be "who the hell are you, to deny yourself a smoothie."

  • @mitchelll6359
    @mitchelll6359 4 года назад +6

    This guy literally never disappoints.

  • @somethingdifferent8613
    @somethingdifferent8613 4 года назад +2

    Mark you are just a stoic

  • @1H4NDC14PP1N6
    @1H4NDC14PP1N6 4 года назад +23

    I enjoyed the shit out of this video. Thanks for sharing Mark. I think everybody relates to this at some level, so it feels good to hear it externalized by someone else.

  • @joecrablone286
    @joecrablone286 4 года назад +47

    a coat is very bourgeois - just stuff newspaper down your shirt like a normal person.

  • @JulianSloman
    @JulianSloman 2 года назад +4

    I loved the vulnerability in this! Such good shares

  • @gagedeschambeault1795
    @gagedeschambeault1795 4 года назад +31

    As somebody who is diagnosed with OCD, I really see a lot of myself in the way Mark described his thought processes

    • @KeithWhalen11
      @KeithWhalen11 4 года назад +7

      Describes me perfectly as well, locked into some seriously neurotic thinking patterns.

    • @tyler1234321
      @tyler1234321 4 года назад

      I don't even have ocd and can relate

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 4 года назад

      Same. Down to his inability to maintain eye contact.

  • @Isaac-od4rm
    @Isaac-od4rm 4 года назад +5

    I cant relate Mark hard on this😂 For me it's more excruciating anxiety when spending any amount of money for any non necessity

  • @ItsMattHoff
    @ItsMattHoff 4 года назад +4

    A truly profound conversion - loved this. Thank you for sharing, Mark!

  • @MattGerchow
    @MattGerchow 2 года назад +2

    The world would be a better place if more people approached life like Mark.

  • @Thekoolaidchamp
    @Thekoolaidchamp 2 года назад +1

    I remember watching this on my birthday since it was uploaded on it and it was super awesome. Love you Mark, Comedy!

  • @lanceknuth5300
    @lanceknuth5300 4 года назад +7

    Mark Normand just discovered a new privilege: Coat Privilege
    Somebody tell the Wokies.

  • @user-yd7we6ou3n
    @user-yd7we6ou3n 4 года назад +5

    Your savings must be immaculate

  • @medina4600
    @medina4600 2 года назад +4

    Funniest therapy session in history I never knew I’d get to know Kevin Hart on such a deep level

  • @GriffinDuyThespian
    @GriffinDuyThespian 3 года назад +2

    Marks a real one 💓

  • @ryogokusama
    @ryogokusama 4 года назад +5

    Man I relate to Mark's mental/buying issues so much, when you grow up poor as fuck you either think this way or you splurge whenever you have some money, there's really no middle ground...

    • @markupton1417
      @markupton1417 3 года назад +1

      I spend every penny as soon as I get it.

    • @madcat5965
      @madcat5965 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I’m the opposite of Mark, and not sure which is worse.

  • @lanceknuth5300
    @lanceknuth5300 4 года назад +7

    I'm going to Baskin-Robbins tomorrow.
    Of course I did just get a raise.

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 4 года назад +5

    He's time traveling from the 40's.

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe 4 года назад +3

    I've always thought Mark is fucking hilarious, but now I absolutely love the deranged hooligan 💛

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 2 года назад +3

    I don’t even hate opie, but it is nice to see him in like a normal conversational mode

  • @jackalvonstone250
    @jackalvonstone250 3 года назад +2

    6:49 That seems like something Jerry Seinfeld would say.

  • @GRose31399
    @GRose31399 3 года назад +2

    Fascinating lol

  • @Lonelyhans81
    @Lonelyhans81 3 года назад +2

    His birthdays were probably non existent growing up just another day

    • @2023Sweetcherry
      @2023Sweetcherry 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it seems that would be the case sadly😔

  • @lizmariemelo3538
    @lizmariemelo3538 3 года назад +1

    Woooooow, Normand♥️.

  • @onteht00bs
    @onteht00bs 4 года назад +14

    Opie got fired for taping his co-worker going to the bathroom.

    • @ronhitler-barassi2624
      @ronhitler-barassi2624 4 года назад +2

      Epic brotherman move. Joe Rogan still hasn't returned his message

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 4 года назад

      Lmao really?

    • @onteht00bs
      @onteht00bs 4 года назад +4

      @@TonyMacroni633 This was also like 1-2 years after he bought a $7M condo in Trump Towers. He was phoning it in making easy money and he ruined it.The guy is a boob.

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 4 года назад

      Cameltry lmao damn terrible

    • @quattro5413
      @quattro5413 4 года назад

      show video

  • @pro0n
    @pro0n 2 года назад

    Literally the first ever episode of Opie and Anthony I've ever watched/listened to, even after having heard people reference it for years. Pretty deep. Much love to you, Mark. You'll find peace one day.

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 Год назад

    Mark is the best. 🥰

  • @EcksLacks
    @EcksLacks 2 года назад +2

    I can 100% relate to how Mark feels. I thought i was the only one that feels like this.

  • @bsap8828
    @bsap8828 2 года назад +1

    Mark Normand opening would be the reason I’d go to a show.

  • @justinebennett208
    @justinebennett208 2 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh- I feel like I’m going through this with you guys! I’m enjoying it and laughing along, but also keep having flashbacks!!!! Wow, just wow! And thank you, I will also need a therapist!

  • @clevertree
    @clevertree 3 года назад +2

    I sleep on a matress on the floor like an assasin. GOLD.

  • @CoreyMcKinneyJr_CMJR
    @CoreyMcKinneyJr_CMJR Год назад

    Woah..I love this guy

  • @omasfreier
    @omasfreier 3 года назад +1

    wow im late on this one, good for me, something mark is in what i didnt see yet, awesome

  • @thomasalford7678
    @thomasalford7678 2 года назад +1

    Somebody get this guy a fuckin smoothie

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 4 года назад +2

    A classic, the clip that made me a fan

  • @GravelGuerrilla
    @GravelGuerrilla 2 года назад +1

    This was absolutely amazing!!! So proud of you for opening up

  • @shashankrao6202
    @shashankrao6202 4 года назад +7

    God bless Mark Normand ❤️✌🏼

  • @Paul-dw2cl
    @Paul-dw2cl 3 года назад +2

    I have trouble with people paying for me; I get extremely uncomfortable with people paying for my food

  • @tyrel_c
    @tyrel_c 4 года назад +4

    I'm so glad your posting this stuff yourself. I always thought it was nuts people could post your shit.

  • @GRude420
    @GRude420 4 года назад +14

    Opie made millions and millions of dollars.. if he's stealing anything, he's waaay dumber than I thought he was.. and that's almost impossible.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 4 года назад +2

      eh, not if its just a small thing like a candybar or something under 5 bucks from a multi billion dollar corporation who underpays their employees. It's more of a little "fuck you" kinda thing.

    • @mukwati
      @mukwati 3 года назад +1

      @GRude420 you wouldn't get it buddy. it's not being dumb

  • @bachmannate
    @bachmannate 2 года назад

    Mark is the best. This is a different insight into him and he wasn’t doing his typical queef, jizz, etc.

  • @alannavarra7771
    @alannavarra7771 4 года назад +6

    Cahmedy!

  • @bartolol
    @bartolol 4 года назад +2

    Insightful talk, Mark. Thanks for uploading.

  • @TK-kz3gx
    @TK-kz3gx 4 года назад +3

    Man I am the exact same way... I've also gone to therapy. Beat myself up constantly even though I've done pretty well for myself. 3 things have helped:
    1. Meditation
    2. Monthly mushroom trips
    3. LSD microdosing
    But still, I go pretty hard on myself if something doesn't go exactly as I planned. With that said, I've started doing better about micro managing the small details. Like I used to berate myself if I didn't brush my teeth in the most efficient manner or some shit. Daily routines, meal budgets, etc all that stuff used to be watched like a hawk and scrutinized in my mind. Slowly letting it go and focusing my energy on bigger picture things.

  • @Los47
    @Los47 3 года назад +1

    The tears behind the jokes

  • @JCJW101
    @JCJW101 Год назад

    They're right, this was awesome and I'm glad they didn't break ❤️

  • @scabu3
    @scabu3 2 года назад

    I love Mark

  • @mukwati
    @mukwati 3 года назад +1

    damn!! we need more content like this. I'm literally Rolling in the deep!
    My goodness!!!

  • @dylanlathrop9837
    @dylanlathrop9837 2 года назад +1

    Forget guilt .You made it Mark

  • @CabronMonoxide
    @CabronMonoxide 2 года назад

    When speaking about taking pictures for instagram Mark said "I can't enjoy it so maybe you should" and I feel like that sums up what comics do so well.

  • @poopee3132
    @poopee3132 4 года назад +55

    No one said she ain’t generous she just ain’t funny

    • @gial8862
      @gial8862 4 года назад

      she has a super funny grandfather. Its almost like he thinks he is being serious; but its all a long nightmarish bit

    • @poopee3132
      @poopee3132 4 года назад +1

      osamabinsmokin oh my god guys I was so wrong She is so funny

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality 4 года назад +2

      Nikki Glazer is kinda funny. Even educational sometimes lol

    • @jeffwilson2840
      @jeffwilson2840 4 года назад

      @@Tormentality she's funny af

  • @JM-df5oi
    @JM-df5oi 2 года назад +1

    Mark is gonna get so famous that everything will be free

  • @rhettbh
    @rhettbh 4 года назад +15

    next upload: "Buying Smoothies with Mark Normand"

  • @mikulasknazovicky8523
    @mikulasknazovicky8523 4 года назад +2

    I fucking LOVE this guy!!

  • @liampariso2143
    @liampariso2143 3 года назад +2

    It is the good shit

  • @gretashapiro4118
    @gretashapiro4118 3 года назад +2

    It's good he's that way. Better than becoming a narcissist . He appreciates

  • @dooski01
    @dooski01 2 года назад

    One of my favorite comics

  • @bradsully6620
    @bradsully6620 4 года назад +3

    I wish I was like this. I can't stop spending money even when I don't have any..

  • @satyamdashora2489
    @satyamdashora2489 4 года назад +2

    Mark the mvp

  • @kevinh.2244
    @kevinh.2244 Год назад

    lmao, your parents tricked yah into planning for your retirement. keep up the good work Mark, and get yourself that smoothie.

  • @MrAvidLearner
    @MrAvidLearner 3 года назад +1

    Goddamn, sitting in on a Norman brothers conversation would be fuckin fascinating

  • @rich0471
    @rich0471 2 года назад +1

    This guy is fucking hilarious

  • @harbosonius
    @harbosonius Год назад

    Mark Normand is a national treasure, full stop.

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty 2 года назад

    Opie's good radio.

  • @stevenvance5266
    @stevenvance5266 4 года назад +1

    This speaks to me so much so so much

  • @matthewmaguire5710
    @matthewmaguire5710 4 года назад +1

    I could watch 4 hours of this.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 года назад +1

    Who am I to GET a COAT? I'm NOT a COAT GUY! Come on ya queef...BE a COAT GUY! I knew a COAT GUY once,and the things he told me I'll never forget zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 2 года назад

    Depriving yourself of the thousand little comforts really does give one super powers.

  • @cannorworkus4546
    @cannorworkus4546 2 года назад +3

    Mark has the same once in a lifetime talent that Norm Macdonald had. So lucky to have had both of them around at the same time. True comic genius.