Rusty comic does jokes about 2020
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2020
- Mark is back at it baby!! He’s 80+ days out and a rusty mess. He stinks! And since he just put out his special he’s fresh outta material so he has to do a bunch of topical stuff yikes!!!! Comedy!
Video by: @davisfilmsvideo & @thomasbiggars
Music by: Insightful 
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His "rusty" is a million times better than half the comedians with specials on Netflix
Half? Gotta be way more than that
Steven Jacob 90%
Too many Rogan friends getting deals, Rogan himself isn't funny, that tells you everything
Every Mark Normand comment section, without a fail, someone has to compliment Mark by putting down other comedians. So funny!
enter a name here apart from schaub idk who you’re talking about. Most of them have good stand up specials. I personally don’t find rogan that funny though.
He pushes through his material like he's embarrassed to tell his own jokes
Even though his jokes are awesome. He'll find his confidence. The pandemic shook lots of people up.
I like it. Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg love nervous deliveries. I think they make the joke better when they are actually funny. Like the genius is finally finding people who understand.
That's always been his style.
It's a disarming/charming mechanism. A great vehicle for telling edgy jokes... acting as if he's disappointed in himself, so the audience doesn't choke first and you almost feel bad for him which makes him more endearing. Mark's a genius 😬
humblebug I think it’s part of his act. Im sure he really is nervous but it’s part of his stage persona
He sounds like he’s delivering every line with a gun to his back. His anxiety is so real. The honesty, rawness, he is everything comedy should be.
okay relax fan boy , Jesus!! take a break.
@@regularjoe6137 exactly what normand would say lol
Also kind of a disarming trick for the crowd think of his joke subject matter verrry dark, so if he himself sounds like he is infact disappointed in himself for even thinking these jokes as he delivers them, kinda makes it easier for the crowd to laugh at some dark shit lol 😂
Found him about a month ago! If he had a podcast by himself, he’d be huge! No disrespect to Joe or Sam but mark is quicker and naturally more gifted in comedy.
this guy is next level!
Mark Normand has the perfect style to be a “rusty” comedian.
Perfect comment
Cuz it’s truuuuuuuuu
Guy is a 300 year old watch that just needed to rewound... There's not a stage in the world he's uncomfortable on I'd bet
bc he always acts nervous/sus?
He's the rust to Norm Macdonald's old chunk of coal.
I have no idea what that means.
Marks body language is acting like he's bombing hard, when he's actually doing the opposite.
For him he kinda is bombing.. just cause he rose the bar too high tho
Juan Aguirre this isn’t bombing by any standards. Bombing is dead silence, booing, and heckling a comedian off stage.
@@juanaguirre3702this isn't bombing wtf lol this is killing ya kook
Ive always found this to be his style, does it feel stiffer than normal to you?
@@RJHEllis no, he just kept talking about it more as if he was doing horrific.. His adrenaline is what makes him funnier than most comics
Kevin Hart is Back!
Comedy!
“I’m gay!”
It was a little queefy
The back surgery did wonders for his comedy! "Queef!"
Praise Allah!
"He beat Kobe!"
Mark's back.
OMFG I DIED xD
@@rsand2009 no, Kobe died.
@@firstnamelastname7708 xD
Yeah cause that's so fuunnnnnnyyyyy. How desperate for a laugh can one be to be like " oohh he s back " 👎👎👎lame. Lame comment. What a life , where bombing and not ever being satisfied with a set so he. S gotta title it rusty to pass it off. Its always a year in review now . These are not joke s. They are year in reviews.
@@0shitferbrains0 “Desperate” huh? I think you’re projecting...
"I blame institutionalized racism and elaborate handshakes" hot damn son. That is one of the best jokes of 2020.
I nearly fell outta my seat on that one! That's def a keeper @marknormand
Elaborate handshakes had me falling out, so funny
Hey that shit had to catch up eventually
Exactly what I was thinking. Very
clever joke.
5:23
yes he was a bit nervous. glad he's back, I missed his humor!
Downhill Phil M. He’s like the hulk.... he’s always nervous
@@adstanator Exactly. Being nervous is part of his act.
Yes love this guy, he’s hilarious
Yes love this guy, he’s hilarious
Dude, watch his stuff. It's his regular demeanor
Ice breaker: “I got nothin’ but swastikas here”. Smooooooooth! I love Mark! 🤣
Yeah he stole that joke from Eric Andre
@@RyanStorm0 I know what you're referring to but I don't know if "stole" is a good description.
what is the swastika joke ?
@Gap Rame Mlon Eusk so did the jackass guys.
The cringe face he makes reading his own jokes knowing he's gonna have to say it. So good.
I love how he tells jokes like it's just his job that he has to grit his teeth and get through. We thank you for doing your duty, mark.
Because it is?
Finally somebody gets it.
All these morons saying he's embarrassed or he acts nervous. The guy is confident as hell. His style is that of a parent that has to break bad news to their child.
@@JohnDoe-vv3id Over your head.
Go back to your hot pocket and wwe.
@@dangerous8333
Dan Gerous
49 minutes ago
@John Doe Over your head.
Go back to your hot pocket and wwe.
There is one laugh in the audience that is life preserving him the whole way through this set. Gotta love a life preserver on your first day back.
That guy would've been me for most of those too. Mark is one of the few modern comedians that just write a bunch of jokes and don't tell stories and it's refreshing.
@@zanman42 yeah that's so true, I hadn't realized what I liked about him so much.
That's your perspective cuz you're watching a video of it. Not everyone's laugh will be picked up by microphones because different people's voices carry differently.
I think most of the crowd was white old people who honestly can’t take jokes
"Corona is like the tooth fairy, I don't believe in it but ill take the free money!"
OMG that was genius!
Yeah, great line. The crowd didn't appreciate it enough, though.
Qanon
Well apple took his money so he can read his jokes off an ipad
"Police brutality will end, and we will be right back to school shootings". Sadly very prophetic, Mark.
I feel like this guy should voice a character on Family Guy.
dude. yes.
He does have a certain voice that belongs somewhere
Have some god damn respek
Bob's Burgers!
Why ruin his career?
Paused burr on rogan to watch this rusty serial killer.
Lmao me too
Ha! Me too!
Lol me too
I paused this to watch Burr on Rogan in "No butt butter"!
Dude wtf, same!! 😂🤔
This sounds dumb but the fact that he recognized someone in the crowd is so cool
He didnt actually recognize them it was just apart of the joke
Daniel Lovell Frick!
@@Monsterassassin3 he doesn't know that. He might have know the person. This guy wasn't there!!
@@Daniel78104 It wasn't apart of a joke he was buying time so he could read his next joke. He had his act written down due to being rusty and having new material.
Never underestimate the visual prowess of an Asperger
“COVID is like the check engine light. At first it’s terrifying then after a while you’re like shit I’ve got to get to work” 😂😂
Watching a comedian try out new material on a live audience for the first few times, watching them perfect their craft, is super interesting and really makes you appreciate the art form for all the work that goes into it
Best and most knowledgeable comment yet. Absolutely, cheers a year later 👍
Most def!
"He beat Kobe!" - You sir are the definition of, "It's just a joke people.". Thank you for doing what you do, how you do it, and please continue doing it. You are my favorite comedian at this point in time.
That had me dying.
I did not get that one at first 🤣🤣🤣omg I laughed so hard when it it me. I felt bad after low key though
That was awesome.
I didn't get that. Like, is it something more clever than Kobe died before MJ?
Agreed... every respect to Kobe he was a true inspiration. Mark walks a tight line but doesn’t cross it.
“Is it global warming or is it hot in here?” I’m crying😭
How dare you))
Tram Ramt is it raining men or do we got jokes in here?
I was sleepy watching the video, until that line crack me up and wake me up.
This makes me realize how prepared his material usually is, but damn, for being rusty he can still make me laugh
Did anyone else notice the girl drinking with gloves on at 6:00 ?
"I wont touch the glass with my hands but ill touch it with my lips"
lmaoooo
There are a lot of surfaces she’s neither touching nor putting to her lips. Try not typing your first thought.
@@justincoleman3805 so what you're saying is, there's surfaces that she has zero contact with?😂
@@popripple Yeah, like the table she's at. She can shake hands with people without having awkwardly decline. Any door handles that hundreds of people have touched. There's more to it than just drinking from a glass.
@@MartKencuda Yeh. She can touch all those dirty door handles and then the glass with same gloves and then put her lips on it! Definitely makes sense! I'm sure the waiter touched it only with gloves he put on just for that occasion!
More to the point why go to a place with a load of people indoors without masks. She might have eczema and not want to keep washing her hands.
I hate how severely that drink is leaning, makin me very nervous Mark.
Dude I went to his show at this same venue Sunday night and the entire time I was worried about his drink falling every time he put it down 😂
Came here for this :D
the water is level though, look closesly.
The glasses are made to lean
Mark gives us rough gold, where the rest offer polished turds.
That is fantastic hahaha
Perfect ANALogy. Get it? Hehehehehehehe
@@RantTherapist oh shit.
@@SpooksMcGhie I had a moment of genius. Still can't believe it.
This is an awesome statement right here
Damn, he was spot on about the school shootings coming back! Crazy.
Also…
Comedy.
That crowd did you dirty Mark, those jokes were FUNNY SHIT. Wish they were all laughing as hard as you made me laugh here alone in my house
I think it’s just the way the crowd spacing affects how the laughter is picked up on the mics
I think the mics just aren't picking the sound up well.
They seem pretty into it
As an audio engineer (not really just a stage hand) but I think the audio didn’t translate As well
The true test of comedy: cackling alone on the couch
“Comedy were really doing it!” Hit really different this time
That magic johnson kobe joke is gold jerry, GOLD!
What about the R Kelly one?
Kenny banya would’ve loved it!
The R Kelly one was liquid gold
That joke hit perfectly. He definitely thought twice about that one when he wrote it but it wasn’t offensive nor was it weak, found the exact middle ground.
Cool Guy fucking liquid gold is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha that mid-set “I hate myself” made me chuckle. Love your stand up Mark!!
I started watching him about a year ago...and found him soo funny. He's got those one liners that kill!
you might also like anthony jeselnik, or you may hate him.
@@nightboiii Jeselnik is awesome but Normand reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.
Same. His delivery is one of a kind.
@@insanity4462 somewhat similar preparation techniques as well. I highly suggest watching docs on Dangerfield, totally fascinating and deeply emotional.
The elaborate handshake joke had me rolling.
I’m black and I’ve never been able to do one lol. Whenever they try, I just look confused and they give me a disapproving look. I wish that I knew one though. It’s cool.
I was cringing a bit on the Kobe joke (too soon for me at least), but the handshake one completely made me lose it. That's the best coronavirus joke I've heard.
Don’t worry about that Target gig, it’s a real hot crowd you’ll love it.
It's sure to be a laugh...riot.
Nicholas Iocono you didn’t have to say laugh. Riot would have a double meaning in your sentence. “It’s sure to be a riot.”
@@LegendaryManSlayer93 you're fun
Kevin Densmore 😜
"I blame institutional racism and elaborate hand shakes."🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠
Sometimes his jokes aren't actually funny I just think his delivery and expression is hilarious
He has tight and loose sets. Not many comics pull off the loose sets as good as him and his demeanor helps that.
That's pretty much true of all comedy. Lots of things that make you die laughing could fall flat if said the wrong way.
And both have expired
That's completely illogical.
From beginning to end there are different aspects that make a joke or anecdote funny. It could be the premise, it could be the punchline or it can be the delivery.
Just because only one of three actually made it funny doesn't mean the other parts failed. It could have been written that way.
@@dangerous8333 Or not.
New Chappelle, Burr on Rogan and fatty over here on the same day. Not being a fan of comedy must suck.
Exactly what i thought xD
It is a good time to be alive.
Watched em all same day pretty epic
minus Burr :)
New Chappelle??
Kevin Hart grows so much when he doesn’t do stand up! He’s so tall now
Blm
@@z_ed gayyy
I see these Kevin hart in all Mark's comments section, can someone please explain the inside joke? 🤔
I dont get how he looks like he'd purposely be the last guy awake and sober at a party but also looks 100% trustworthy at the same time.
This is exactly the kind of dude that makes you think, "That's a laid back style. It's like I could do that." yet of course you can't.
Love your energy man, keep up the good work Kevin !
@@rhelferstay he used to end a lot of sets with " thanks I'm Kevin hart "
This Kevin hart is a funny fella
"So what are you watching?"
Im watching my life go by this is brutal
Damn man seriously
Mark’s “Rusty” is WORLDS better than most of the Netflix specials I’ve seen. He’s truly something special!
"I'm getting sappy and queefy, but it's good to be back" lmao. It's awesome to see how genuinely excited he is at the end to be back
The "elaborate handshake" line is brilliant!
Very risky! So "offensive" yet so hilarious
New special and this??? Dude hasn’t skipped a queef
He's a real fatty
Gross. Nice.
Live. Laugh. Queef.
He's the gayest Kevin Hart I've never met. Love him. Hate him. Eat a panini. Life.
“I don’t know which women need to be smiling” was the most slept on joke.
im an insta fan
That was the standout to me. Felt the tension on that one 😄
It got me twice!!! One of my favs cause it’s also one of my biggest pet peeves 😂
Can someone explain me this joke?
Explain plz
That “how dare you line” is such a great punchline to an already awesome joke 😂
Hey- this guy was on the cover of this month's Queef Aficionado.
“You’ve seen him on Netflix....”
gotta speak it into existence
Comedy!
Everybody welcome to the stage..
Kevin Hart!
"Mmm no he's not" my first thought. It was actually upsetting to hear, because he does deserve to be there. Dudes need to do their research
@@rams812 Knowing Mark, he did it on purpose. Even that is a joke.
That was cool, seeing closer to the beginning working through new stuff! The process is so neat.
What I like about this guy is that he’s not afraid to continue his dark humor and poke fun at basically anything. He is now one of my favorite comedians.
He sounds like a Rick And Morty caracter lol
Hey your name.. are you Mark's transvestite nanny ? I thought you were shot dead tho
Like birdperson lmaoo
its all words, we're all gonna die one day wooooooeeee
This would be a great high school yearbook quote
Thank you Mark! After all this I'm happy to see new stand up comedy. That was awesome.
Mark Normand reads the comments and we all know it. Good Job Mark!
Magic beat Kobe... that's a killer Mark! I laughed hard on that one! So bummed I missed the show.
Oohh f*$k ya! Lolllll
Don't feel bad Kobe missed it too🙃
Hes actually funniest here in between jokes lol
Thanks for posting. We all needed this. Comedy is slowly coming back. Can’t wait till the improv in DC opens up.
"feels weird to do in Dallas" 😂☠️
This made me euphoric for a bit, it's nice to remember what not being depressed feels like.
It's going to be great. Or awful, who knows.
It’s crazy how this lock down brought Mark to light. I’m absolutely a huge fan now. His comedy is definitely a fix we need to get through this
You are the best comic today even rusty hilarious. Gusty as well flying, and going in a crowd. Keep it coming!
I heard you say you were doing shows again on a podcast and I’m sooooooo glad you put this out! Thank you! Hilarious!
thanks for the short bursts of involuntary laughter.
comedy!
...and the duck fell out of his bag
mark normand and joe list aaaaahhh
Surf's up!
and she didn't even flush..
This is supposed to be cheesy
I don’t get it 🏳️🌈
Amazing and needed. Much love from La!
Loved the special, glad you're at it again.
I love this rusty queef, thanks Mark !
That was an awesome set, Mark. Thank you for the laughs.
You did well man! This was great. Thank you for the much needed laugh.
thanks for being fearless with your practice dude, much respect
there's no way anyone else is going to have funnier corona jokes than this.
Idk man Dave chappelle probably mumbles funny ass material in his sleep that no one will ever get to hear
Andres Ponce the only time Chappelle has made me laugh is on the Chappelle show.
@@wheresallthezombies you clearly didn't watch Killin Em Softly
Yes way
It's only gotten started.
Good start. But my money is on Norm, Gilbert Godfried, Jezelnik
Dave Attell to name a few
The best part of this video is how you know he hasn't got to work these jokes out yet, and they are still hilarious. Future legend
This was great to watch. Very interesting. Been hearing Big Jay Oakerson, Dan Soder, Bill Burr, and a few other stand up comedians talk about being nervous to get back, so this was a great watch. Well done Mark. You were awesome as always man. Thanks for sharing the video.
I enjoy how much you can tell Mark LOVES comedy and is very passionate about his craft. And I’m loving the new material
I love how you can see his confidence building with each laugh.
“Elaborate handshakes..” LOL
I love the way Mark's mind works, definitely one of the best.
Most certainly
You’re the shit! 👏🤣👏
Favorite new comic in a really long time.
Everything you put out is 🔥🔥🔥
The transition between jokes killed me!! "Alright.... here we go..... we're all gonna die soon" Absolute GOLD fatty
Praise Allah! 😂
Good job Mark, it had to be weird going up there. It's cool seeing how much you care about the craft of comedy, hope everything works out for you, come to Portland or Seattle and I'll be there!
Love the set! It’s a fine line to walk. It wasn’t too soon. This was a beautiful moment! This will be a big year for you. Best of luck!! Thanks for the laughs 🤭🤣
For the first time I have opportunity to see you struggleing. I just yesterday watched alone ur special 1h and it was the best 1h i know laughing. Corona is shit, glad to have u back. I love ur content. Keep rocking!
Its like the entire act is a perfect art piece, that just keeps on giving.
This is how Mark takes off finally? Godspeed dude.
"its all very kooky" hahahaha , Mark is a great Comic ! thanks
It's encouraging to watch one of the greatest to ever do it work out new material that doesn't necessarily kill. As an aspiring comic, I think it would give you hope.
“How dare you” LMAO
@7:28 "And then we'll be right back to school shootings.." SUCH a prophet that M. Normand.
The last 15 seconds of this are the best ! We all need to appreciate the little things in life.
We love Mark out here in Utah. Love this!!
Give this guy a netflix special he's so underrated
I want to see more of his performances.
Mark's jokes are present and relevant to the real world.
Only recently watched you perform. Easily one of the best active comedians now imo. Perfect humor for me
I've just discovered you and I just love your comedy!
these jokes are so good they can burn memories. Well done, Mark!
LOL "Oh It's gonna get a lot worse. Buckle up folks." LOL
They interviewed R Kelly, he said " Covid 19, hmmm, too old for me." 😂 Thats one of the funniest and most witty jokes I've ever heard😂
Brilliant. This is going to be a classic