This comment is extremely under rated Well done my friend. Well done. You must be a married man with kids and a mortgage with a good job and your wife still thinks you might mess around.. while 1. (as men) we know that our wives are the best we could do and 2. Infidelity is financial suicide.
Growing up in Iowa, my best friends and I always wondered where our dads really went on their Saturday errands that took all day. Now I know. Thanks Miles!
What part of iowa friend? Could have been fleet farm could have been bombgaars. Anyways hope you’ve have a good year since this comment. Watch out for deer.
Craig is a mad man, I’m his son and he still hasn’t come back from fleet farm, And the kitchen is still flooded Update: he’s back, but he didn’t get the right stuff, the first time it took him 3 hours
On my birthday one year, my Midwestern father took me to Ace Hardware for TWO hours. We walked through the whole store, talked to every employee, and left with nothing. Turns out my mom was throwing me a surprise party back home, but alarm bells didn't go off at all because we spent hours in Ace every week anyway.
prolly my fav movie line ever - "There's my car! There's my car!" "What car Ruthie?" "My car! MY car!" "Tan Sierra. TAN SIERRA!!!" I guess it's the enthusiasm in the delivery...
He missed the part about Sharon watching him leave then all the gals coming over for 3 hours of wine, cards, online shopping, snacks, food delivery etc.
@@niceguy6837 Do stuff on our phones, tidy up the bathroom, fix our hair, touch up lipstick and maybe mascara/lashes, etc. In public bathrooms, same thing except we also talk to our friends that went with us.
Honestly, might be easier and cheaper to just send Sharon to run errands. This way you get three hours of beer drinking peace and quiet. She might spend $500 but its worth it.
My husband doesn't even bother to call it errands. I know he needs his time away by himself, me too. After 29 years, I would hope we're not joined at the hip for every stupid thing. 🤪🙂
Growing up, “Want to go to Fleet Farm?” was my Dad’s perked up, excited suggestion for something to do whenever a suggestion was needed. If the answer was “no”, he’d be crestfallen. 😁🤣😂❤️💕
Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get something. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭 Edit: in case you’re wondering what assistance we got in this matter from store staff, management, security cameras or corporate, they were of no help whatsoever. Police nor our lawyers could track any of them down for contact. 😁
Everyone's hating on Menards, but it IS great if you're trying to figure out a solution to a weird problem by looking at stuff and don't want to be interrupted by employees asking if they can help you. But if you do have questions, it'll be quicker to find someone who can help you at Ace. Even if you're already at Menards.
I’ve been doing this for about a year now, I know all the yard workers and they all know me. I have my favorite 4 workers that I go to in the checkout lane and they all know me and get excited when I come in. And sometimes I’ll just go in to hang out with them.
To the commenters saying a Menards version is needed: Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get what I need. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years - after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭
Yet another thing I’m sure falls to Sharon! 😁. Without her there’d be no working toaster, no non “sobbing children”, and no spaghettios nor meat to grill on that Traeger grill! Who am I kidding - the possibility of no beer, coffee, bacon, spaghettios, and meat to grill would get Myles” Boomer Dad to the grocery store asap - which could happen when Sharon’s out of town except that she grocery shops before she leaves. 😁
And, anything surrounding morning workouts will be *embedded in your memory until Death or until another parent can manage wrangling up a carpool group.*
Perfect. Driving through the yard is always a great vacation. My Pops did the same thing. Tractors, lumber, metal, concrete and coffee. I’ll drive through even if I’m not buying anything.
0:41 - I love this music. I call it Myles' Call to Freedom music or the Freedom Theme Song. 😁🤣😂. We heard it in his "taking a walk" video and we get it again here. 😂😜
Not a dad, but having to take care of My grandma's cabin 24/7/365. My thing used to be that I "forgot" to but something "important" and to "have trouble" finding it. Kinda got blown out of the water when my grandmother started to notice anytime she was with I had stuff found within minutes of entering the store.
The crocs with traction spikes scene brings back memories from when I'd put some microspikes over my slides and go shovel snow in slides, shorts and a t-shirt.
OF COURSE. Husbands of MILL’S FLEET FARM. HAD to be done. HAD to. Was just a matter of time. Kudos and tres en pointe, YouBetcha, tres en pointe. 😁🤣😂❤️💕
You can tell this is an older FF store since it doesn’t have the huge orange silo (unless it’s out of frame). But I, too, could spend hours in a Fleet Farm. My mom, too, since she’s the handywoman in my parents house, installing tile, woodworking, planting, bird feeding and other stuff like that.
I’ve been working from home for 2 days and I’ve lost my mind. I can’t do this…my family doesn’t know boundaries and it is entirely too much time spent with them.
You could have just said that the electrical wiring in the appliances was acting up and that’s why you had to unplug the toaster trying to keep your life here man ha ha lol😂😂
Covid, of all the things it has been it's been an excellent excuse for errands taking an extra long time. "Babe, I had to go to 4 different stores to find ( insert items here), almost got into a fight with some vagrants trying to get the last of said items but it's all good because I love you that much." In reality, bought said items quickly and been at the bar complaining about getting said items 😂😂.
I just say I'm going grocery shopping. Yeah sure I do everything else first and then finally stop at the grocery store before heading home. No lie just not the whole truth.
I discovered fleet farm when online shopping for a water bath canner. I feel like fleet farm is a is a mid-west secret. They delivered to me on Las Vegas! Score!
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I’ll never understand how Myles can simultaneously look 25 and 40
It’s a hard tightrope to walk, I’m sure. Left to nature, 40 - 50 will dominate that equation sooner that later. 😳😫😭
@Brooks Orlando source?
it’s because he eats like shit and never exercises
@@smokingmyweed123 I thought it was the beard.
@@anneshirley95 lol that too
Girls: "I think he's cheating on me"
Guys:
Women: I know he's not cheating on me, I've got spies everywhere. EVERYWHERE. **insert dramatic music from the movie psycho**
This comment is extremely under rated Well done my friend. Well done. You must be a married man with kids and a mortgage with a good job and your wife still thinks you might mess around.. while
1. (as men) we know that our wives are the best we could do and
2. Infidelity is financial suicide.
Right! Damn just went down to fleet farm woman!! Now go make me a sandwich!!!......... No I said I'ma make a sandwich 😂
Growing up in Iowa, my best friends and I always wondered where our dads really went on their Saturday errands that took all day. Now I know. Thanks Miles!
According to my dad it was usually golf , gun club, or cigar lounge. I’m now 35 and I will say those 3 activities are the most relaxing
What part of iowa friend? Could have been fleet farm could have been bombgaars. Anyways hope you’ve have a good year since this comment. Watch out for deer.
Little does he know that his wife has been "running errands" for years!
Underrated comment
Our fleet farm is target.
We don't try to hide it though 😁
@@hettiesimpson Errands in plain sight, that's Genius!
She gets the “John redcorn” treatment
Dad vids are 5 star Myles.
Facts facts
*Myles
@@coreyk3009 Damn, i dont think I've ever actually had to spell that name lol.
@@siafu-1764 Usually it is Miles but he just spells his with a "Y"
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Craig is a mad man, I’m his son and he still hasn’t come back from fleet farm, And the kitchen is still flooded
Update: he’s back, but he didn’t get the right stuff, the first time it took him 3 hours
Craig
Imposter! I don’t think you’re actually Craig’s son 🧐 that or he’s just been gone that long ... :-P
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Yes! The “ope, I forgot something!” Or “ ope! - got the WRONG stuff!” ALWAYS earns you another trip. Brilliant. 😁🤣😂
3 hours seems pretty short, no wonder your papi had to go back
On my birthday one year, my Midwestern father took me to Ace Hardware for TWO hours. We walked through the whole store, talked to every employee, and left with nothing. Turns out my mom was throwing me a surprise party back home, but alarm bells didn't go off at all because we spent hours in Ace every week anyway.
“That little hockey puck thing, Alicia” lolll
I watched Fargo the other day and burst out laughing when I heard the “Oh you betcha. Yeah!” Line from the end of your videos. Classic!
It sounds like she missed a line and they had her back up fill in the line lmao
@@anthonygutierrez1620 Haha yeah it’s sounds like it was re -recorded
prolly my fav movie line ever - "There's my car! There's my car!"
"What car Ruthie?"
"My car! MY car!"
"Tan Sierra. TAN SIERRA!!!"
I guess it's the enthusiasm in the delivery...
Go bears!
Awesome movie
He missed the part about Sharon watching him leave then all the gals coming over for 3 hours of wine, cards, online shopping, snacks, food delivery etc.
On both sides, it’s the marital equivalent of The Cat In the Hat. 😜
Sharon got it dialed!
my mom does all of this
Or the part where he leaves and his wife calls some 20 something year old she met on Tinder and sucks him off on their couch
“So your whole kitchen is flooded” had me do a spit take.
Hey now this is an ancient male secret, like women in a bathroom.
Not much of a secret anymore then I guess....
@@fabov924 are you referring to women in the bathroom cuz i still have no idea what they do in their
@@niceguy6837 Do stuff on our phones, tidy up the bathroom, fix our hair, touch up lipstick and maybe mascara/lashes, etc. In public bathrooms, same thing except we also talk to our friends that went with us.
Honestly, might be easier and cheaper to just send Sharon to run errands. This way you get three hours of beer drinking peace and quiet. She might spend $500 but its worth it.
Excellent strategizing! A must for the marriage survival repertoire / toolbox!
Hey don't be trying to blow up my spot
Macroeconomics
Wouldn't say cheaper!! But easier, yes..
I like the ol short on material trick
i run errands to get more beer then hide it in the garage so the old lady doesnt accuse me of drinking too much
😂
Damn thought I was the only one lol
Are you... are you my dad???
Man me too!!!!
Good to know I'm not alone in this lol.
My husband doesn't even bother to call it errands. I know he needs his time away by himself, me too. After 29 years, I would hope we're not joined at the hip for every stupid thing. 🤪🙂
It's good to hear you have a healthy relationship ❤️
Growing up, “Want to go to Fleet Farm?” was my Dad’s perked up, excited suggestion for something to do whenever a suggestion was needed. If the answer was “no”, he’d be crestfallen. 😁🤣😂❤️💕
Me as a 16 year old I always like going to the farm stores. I don't have fleet farm but I do got TS and Big R. Lol
@@comandermcgarrett7795 😁
but isnt it farm and fleet?
wait never mind there is only 2 of those in the US
@@gwentigges4858 Blaine farm and fleet?
"Then it's back to reality I guess. . ." lmao, the final words spoken by those who are truly free
Someone needs to do Midwesterns at Menards, lol
Agreed
Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get something. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭
Edit: in case you’re wondering what assistance we got in this matter from store staff, management, security cameras or corporate, they were of no help whatsoever. Police nor our lawyers could track any of them down for contact. 😁
I'll do it 😂
God Menards is just an over priced walmart
Everyone's hating on Menards, but it IS great if you're trying to figure out a solution to a weird problem by looking at stuff and don't want to be interrupted by employees asking if they can help you. But if you do have questions, it'll be quicker to find someone who can help you at Ace. Even if you're already at Menards.
This channel is so underrated. Keep up the entertaining content Miles.
Perfect example of why you bring toaster with you. Just claim you're looking for the right part lol. Love these videos
I’ve been doing this for about a year now, I know all the yard workers and they all know me. I have my favorite 4 workers that I go to in the checkout lane and they all know me and get excited when I come in. And sometimes I’ll just go in to hang out with them.
To the commenters saying a Menards version is needed: Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get what I need. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years - after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭
The funny thing is- Sharon is ALSO breaking things to get him outta the house! 😂
I could watch these videos all day
I work at a fleetfarm and we get guys coming in to do this all the time
I honestly think you're the most funny and relatable character on RUclips. I love all your videos and you deserve a million subs
Not the spaghettios, that’s where I draw the line.
I’ve just about had it NOT THE SPAGHETTIOS GOD DANG IT
Bwahhh.....damnit Bobby !!
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Nobody leaves leftover Spagettios, especially this guy. He probably pounded two cans. I call BS on this one.
@@mdbizzl good call! 🤣 Wait...it must’ve been the leftover half of the third can. Mystery solved!
THIS is what I needed to push me through Friday thank you
“Just like book club...but for tools.” 😂
Shoulda called it Tool Time.
@@successfulusername - “Tim the Toolman Taylor” 😃...lived that show! Tim Allen
As other commenters here are noting: The “ope, I forgot something!” Or “ ope! - got the WRONG stuff!” ALWAYS earns you another trip. Brilliant. 😁🤣😂
"I just get her one of those sugary drinks and she forgets all about me being gone for 3 hours." Dunkin fixes everything for my girl too.
"Bye Alecia!" 💯🥃
Whenever I run errands I litterally sit at the parking lot of the store wasting time before and after going in
Big time underrated channel! This is gold!
I love the flashback to his "walks" Lmfao
If you have anything to do with family finances you damn sure know if they’re in hockey 🏒
Lol
Yet another thing I’m sure falls to Sharon! 😁. Without her there’d be no working toaster, no non “sobbing children”, and no spaghettios nor meat to grill on that Traeger grill! Who am I kidding - the possibility of no beer, coffee, bacon, spaghettios, and meat to grill would get Myles” Boomer Dad to the grocery store asap - which could happen when Sharon’s out of town except that she grocery shops before she leaves. 😁
And, anything surrounding morning workouts will be *embedded in your memory until Death or until another parent can manage wrangling up a carpool group.*
Perfect. Driving through the yard is always a great vacation. My Pops did the same thing. Tractors, lumber, metal, concrete and coffee. I’ll drive through even if I’m not buying anything.
Moms run “errands” too. We’re just clever enough to come up with excuses that can’t be troubleshooted in less than 30 sec!
0:41 - I love this music. I call it Myles' Call to Freedom music or the Freedom Theme Song. 😁🤣😂. We heard it in his "taking a walk" video and we get it again here. 😂😜
Not a dad, but having to take care of My grandma's cabin 24/7/365. My thing used to be that I "forgot" to but something "important" and to "have trouble" finding it.
Kinda got blown out of the water when my grandmother started to notice anytime she was with I had stuff found within minutes of entering the store.
YOU ARE AWESOME, NEM!
They do love their starbux 😆👍
These vids of miles being himself are the best
Now I know why when I come home from work all the appliances are unplugged 😂
This channel should be mandatory viewing for any male in a relationship or married.
That hockey looking thing, Alicia! Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't lived in MN in 3 decades, I would make an excuse to go to Fleet Farm too as we don't have these awesome stores in my state.
Ah, the joy of knowing how to both break _and_ fix things in order to get some free time.
Nothin like bumps and beers 🍻
Somehow every morning I end up going out to breakfast somewhere and eating it on a tray in my car. I feel ya and empathize with this video
Weird because I don't need to fuck with anything in order to have to make 30 goddamn trips to Home Depot ... plenty of shit breaks on it's own 😂😂😂
The real looking worried reaction at the end got me lol
The crocs with traction spikes scene brings back memories from when I'd put some microspikes over my slides and go shovel snow in slides, shorts and a t-shirt.
Fleet Farm for the win. I just finished a drive around the country, and I would stop here for entertainment. Best freakin “hardware” store in the USA.
OF COURSE. Husbands of MILL’S FLEET FARM. HAD to be done. HAD to. Was just a matter of time. Kudos and tres en pointe, YouBetcha, tres en pointe. 😁🤣😂❤️💕
Watching from California, never lived in the Midwest but damn! Fleet farm looks like an amazing place.
He covered his bases with the tripped breakers in the basement. No need to get wide eyed when the old lady starts going ripshit.
I lived in Manitowoc for a short time and my favorite place was Fleetfarm. There's no place like it. At least near me anyways.
First time ice fishing this season! You gotta make a part 2 of those ice fishing videos
Now I know why my Grandfather used to spend the whole afternoon at Home Depot! Real life yo. Funny!
“That hokey puck looking thing, Alesha” 😂😂
“I just unplug the toaster” outlet comes half way out of the wall 😂
Tootsie Rolls at “the booth”. This is no accident. I’m pretty sure it’s in the Fleet Farm employee training program /manual. 🤣
Gotta remember this for when I'm older and a father 🤣
Just a quick trip to the store they said...
You can tell this is an older FF store since it doesn’t have the huge orange silo (unless it’s out of frame). But I, too, could spend hours in a Fleet Farm. My mom, too, since she’s the handywoman in my parents house, installing tile, woodworking, planting, bird feeding and other stuff like that.
“That hockey puck thing, aleecia or whatever” legend 😂
Don’t touch his spaghettios
This makes me want to get married just so I can ignore my wife.
Then she divorces you for ignoring her, and not being the man she fell in love with and u lose half ur shit
Easy now....
@Le Homard I want to like this comment, but it has 69 likes. Sorry, I can’t do it.
This man is my prophet.
He starts ducking and flinching when she starts yelling 😂😂
I’ve been working from home for 2 days and I’ve lost my mind. I can’t do this…my family doesn’t know boundaries and it is entirely too much time spent with them.
He says YEA I'm just unplugging everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm in Illinois. We have Blain's Farm & Fleet. Best store ever for hanging out!
I went to town to run “errands” yesterday. A new reciprocating saw followed me home 👍
I found you at a great time in my life. thank you for your comedy sir :)
Trust me...she enjoys the break lol.
The boys are buzzin’!
“The hockey puck looking thing... Aleisha?”
Fleet farm is the husband's version of target
For my dad it’s menards not fleet farm but the nearest fleet farm is like an hour away😬
His face at the end 😂 he's about to get these hands 🤣
I love the exhalation on “kiddin’ me!?”
He called it "Alesha"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....my man!!
You could have just said that the electrical wiring in the appliances was acting up and that’s why you had to unplug the toaster trying to keep your life here man ha ha lol😂😂
This is the best ad I ever watched
Covid, of all the things it has been it's been an excellent excuse for errands taking an extra long time. "Babe, I had to go to 4 different stores to find ( insert items here), almost got into a fight with some vagrants trying to get the last of said items but it's all good because I love you that much." In reality, bought said items quickly and been at the bar complaining about getting said items 😂😂.
I spent 3 hours in fleet farm yesterday. Came home with 4 lures and a box of ammo. The old lady wasnt happy.
This video reminded me of how much I miss fleet farm after moving. :(
Why is this exactly right🤣
You need to fix that outlet @0:43 😂
Dude it’s like Michael Scott from The Office gone country. 🤣🤣
The best part about fleetfarm is the section with the old military gear.
Midwest brilliance here. 🧐💯🥇☃️
I just say I'm going grocery shopping. Yeah sure I do everything else first and then finally stop at the grocery store before heading home. No lie just not the whole truth.
I discovered fleet farm when online shopping for a water bath canner. I feel like fleet farm is a is a mid-west secret. They delivered to me on Las Vegas! Score!
“Never knew ya parlayed hockey” until they start screaming at the hockey bills 😭
Buddy that one outlet cover was pretty loose!
You must do one about the new robotic lawnmowers and how they should never be a thing haha
That’s ending was Hilarious. I totally forgot about the toaster
Wife: you only hear what you wanna hear!
Me from the next room: Sure I'll have another beer!
Beer and a bump baby!
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