I'm not even a dude but I always had lawn duty growing up so that was so stinking accurate. 😂At one point, I renamed our push mower the Redneck 5000 because it was LITERALLY being held together by tape and twine🤣🤣🤣
@@TheDennys21 Oh gosh. Depended on how good I primed it. Because I was practically the lawn care for my folks, that mower and I learned a lot about each other. I could generally get it to start by the third or fourth pull. The trick was getting the handle to stay on and not slide down into where the blade was😅
I have the best lawn on my block because I’m the only one who uses fertilizer. No one else will spend the extra $30. Right now my lawn is a deep, rich green. However, some guy on the next block is able to get his to an emerald green. It’s glorious.
I'm in a tough spot with getting my husband something for this Father's Day. Just surprised him with tickets to go see Kiss in concert later this year, so I don't think the new grill cover, that I plan to get him is going to top the Kiss tickets. Should have waited until after Father's Day to give him that surprise.
Lol! Don't know why but when you put the meat on the grill and said ahh what a "noise," It bothered me you didn't say sound. Anyway, on point again with this one.
Guys, HERE is Our ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@time.8327 My kids get me the same gift every fathers day. They save for a few weeks before (all of my kids earn their own money) and they buy themselves tickets to the local water park. They leave with their friends at 8 am. My wife takes care of everything for the day, usually gets a bottle of my favorite Irish whiskey and makes a nice meal that evening. My kids know to stay out until midnight, because that's Daddy's day.
I've seen gas drop remarkable amounts in a short period of time..I've never seen my kids or wife by me something for fathers day with their own money or just leave me alone. I disagree with your claims of unrealistic sir.
😂😂😂 I'm not from Texas but I visited earlier this year and gosh darnit. It was April. It was so humid.😂😂😂 And I wasn't even in the dry part. I was a little east of the big D. How do you guys survive July and August?
@@kaydincathey long sleeve and pants and those knock gator things mostly. The heat doesn’t bother me. As a pale skinned person the sun is brutal to me. Aloe Vera is essential as well.
@@patrickrider2039 🥵I would be fried. I was raised in the blue mountains so I am a lot more suited to below freezing than boiling temperatures. Lol! I too am pretty pale so the Idaho desert which is where I live now has been giving me a beating😂
I just bought my first home and put down 30 pallets and behea sod and finally after a month it was ready to cut and i gotta say.. having that fresh cut lawn hits different! Make you feel like a real man
Heath bar was great. Dads know one of the keys to happiness is to like food nobody else in the house would touch. If that doesn’t work just keep adding hot sauce to it until everyone leaves.
Today my electrician let out such a groan I ran out of my kitchen to see if he was okay all he said was ....... yea I’m fine I just bent over to pick up a screw driver
As a guy named Tony who just bought his first house this morning, just know: I’m coming for that best lawn title!
With a name like MajorStoney Tony I’d be afraid to.
@@ulisesr614 LOL
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Dude!! Congrats. You live here in Cali though. If you have money for water, you will definitely be winning😎
Congratulations on the house king
Not a dad, but mower starting on the first pull hit me
I'm not even a dude but I always had lawn duty growing up so that was so stinking accurate. 😂At one point, I renamed our push mower the Redneck 5000 because it was LITERALLY being held together by tape and twine🤣🤣🤣
@@kaydincathey on which pull did it start?
@@TheDennys21 Oh gosh. Depended on how good I primed it. Because I was practically the lawn care for my folks, that mower and I learned a lot about each other. I could generally get it to start by the third or fourth pull. The trick was getting the handle to stay on and not slide down into where the blade was😅
No chores? 'Well mama you looking hot today' yeah thats pretty accurate.
No better feeling than that lawn mower starting on the first pull
The power of god. Now do the lawn without having to fill up.
The gas price line hits harder in mid 2022 😂
I got to say, my dad had jorts and cut-off shirt like that in the 90s when I was a teenager. I even had Jorts back in the day.
Cut my self a pair of jorts two weeks ago.
@@stensoul69 Careful man, you'll have all the ladies chasing you.
Hell i still have jorts lol
Well done - from the back not hurting to missing the kids bothering you and not understanding that
Found this channel totally random and i must say this is some wholesome, funny and 100% relatable stuff!
The editing is so great in this one. Especially the cut at 01:40 ❤
Saw your merch in the old man mall today. Never been so happy.
Because of you, I went out and try tried Busch light last weekend. Can confidently say I'm a convert.
PLEASE continue the lawn vids!! They were absolutely insaneeee!
A live football game on Father's Day? If only...
the gas prices was to much 😂😂😂
Miles: gas prices dropped 2 dollars overnight
Me: immediately moves to the Midwest
: realizes he was dreaming
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
With Biden you can expect them to increase by $2.
Dreaming of having no back pain then waking up with back pain 😂
Whats up with that propane though...? Charcoal for life!
Woah! Unexpected plot twist! 👌awesomeness
I have the best lawn on my block because I’m the only one who uses fertilizer. No one else will spend the extra $30. Right now my lawn is a deep, rich green. However, some guy on the next block is able to get his to an emerald green. It’s glorious.
Ah yea gotta love the credit score bumps xD
I'm rocking my farmer's tan as well
That gas price joke did not age well.
Hell yea, heath bar!
That tan line!!!🤣
You and dude dad need to collab again
You forgot Sharon letting you go fishing all day🤗
I'm in a tough spot with getting my husband something for this Father's Day. Just surprised him with tickets to go see Kiss in concert later this year, so I don't think the new grill cover, that I plan to get him is going to top the Kiss tickets. Should have waited until after Father's Day to give him that surprise.
Put the tickets on the grill (turned off of course but with full tank). He opens the grill and he has to inspect the tickets with grilling tongs!
@@Matt02341 now I wish I had thought of this! Will have to remember it if I ever get him concert tickets close to Father's Day again.
Two dollars over night? I guess three dollars is better than anything
Gotta do the click test!
haha, yeah man ! midwest is best!
There's no wind. Trees in the background: definitely no wind.
Poor Caleb!
Bison burgers would make for the perfect fathers day
I hate my lawn you guys can have it.. i'll take dirt, less mowing for me.
Damn bro need more sun on the upper arms
Your EGO lawn mower started on the first pull huh?
So GOOD!
Wait, why aren't you grilling on your Trager?
Yup....
It was so confusing to listen to a guy yell my name. I just wanted to say I’m right here.
Let me get you a real grill!
your are hilarious
This video is just omg 😅 how can someone know me so well !! Shit got real when the credit score went up
Lol! Don't know why but when you put the meat on the grill and said ahh what a "noise," It bothered me you didn't say sound. Anyway, on point again with this one.
What football game is he watching in June??
I hope Sharon was feeling lucky for my boy's sake
We both know she wasnt
One can hope.
1. beer
2. Uninterrupted sports ALLDAY
3. No chores.
4. Fresh cut lawn
fathers day without a round of golf isnt a fathers day
Those four things, couldn't ask for a better day
@@chadjackson4786 when he said no wind, I thought he was gonna go golfing
King of the hill
Guys, HERE is Our ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
How is his characters so accurate when he doesn’t even have kids
I think he does actually have a kid. He’s been in one video before I think
@@cutterbalcom3505 isn't he a teenager?
@@cutterbalcom3505 he is only like 28
He definitely has a based dad.
@@Aiden_Geddes lol 26 actually
The first test clicks of a new pair of tongs...nothing like it.
🤣
Wakes up with a ball cap on. The accuracy of this vid is uncanny.
He has WAY too many pillows!
@@R2sAdventures I bet that's Sharon's doing🤣
@@kaydincathey 😅🤣😂
If only Father’s Day was during football season.. I wish 🤦🏻♂️
Like, maybe the first Sunday in February 🤔
BBQ rule 242: must tap tongs 3 times every 2 min.. I only saw a two tapper there chief.
🤣
“There’s no wind!” as the trees shake in the background
You gotta know Fargo.
That's his pure dad energy shaking the earth around him, not the wind itself.
Why is no wind a good thing?
Came looking for this comment, was not disappointed.
Couldn’t have been that good of a dream. He didn’t use his Traeger grill.
Perfect father's day gift: peace and quiet
Is that even possible?
@@time.8327 fishing on a boat is. Which he left out in this clip
My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for Father’s Day, I said to be left alone and not be expected to do any chores.
@@time.8327 My kids get me the same gift every fathers day. They save for a few weeks before (all of my kids earn their own money) and they buy themselves tickets to the local water park. They leave with their friends at 8 am. My wife takes care of everything for the day, usually gets a bottle of my favorite Irish whiskey and makes a nice meal that evening. My kids know to stay out until midnight, because that's Daddy's day.
@@time.8327 nah. Wives couldn’t handle their man being so happy without them.
A dad's perfect father's day
1. A new grill
2. hunting/fishing stuff
3. Beer
Dont forget power tools
@@haydenpenner1528 oh yeah can't forget that 😂
4. Nap
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Nailed it!
As soon as you got a note from your neighbor saying that your yard is better than his, I knew it was a dream
“Hopefully, Sharon’s feeling lucky later.”(Haha….the steak and beer coma will hit him first!)
One can hope.
Every husband knows the struggle is real with all the pillows on the bed 😂
I got through that everyday lol. My wife has like 12 pillows that just have to be on the bed.
Sharon, Tony, Caleb all disliked this video. Especially Sharon, Tony and Caleb.
Gas prices dropping $2 is the most unrealistic thing in this video
Being a dad he probably meant one the whole tank. So instead of 80$ it was like 76-78$ .... fuck Biden btw I liked cheap trump gas
😂😂😂 Right? I traveled a bit earlier this year and I think Wyoming was the worst. 3.89 or something like that. Now my own homestate is close to that😞😂
Well, if they reopened Keystone they'd drop pretty far pretty fast.
@@jamespfitz Oh but the pipelines are EVIL!
🙄🤣🤣
I've seen gas drop remarkable amounts in a short period of time..I've never seen my kids or wife by me something for fathers day with their own money or just leave me alone. I disagree with your claims of unrealistic sir.
I’f you live in west Texas just having a lawn makes you the winner sometimes
lol
Fax
😂😂😂 I'm not from Texas but I visited earlier this year and gosh darnit. It was April. It was so humid.😂😂😂 And I wasn't even in the dry part. I was a little east of the big D. How do you guys survive July and August?
@@kaydincathey long sleeve and pants and those knock gator things mostly. The heat doesn’t bother me. As a pale skinned person the sun is brutal to me. Aloe Vera is essential as well.
@@patrickrider2039 🥵I would be fried. I was raised in the blue mountains so I am a lot more suited to below freezing than boiling temperatures. Lol! I too am pretty pale so the Idaho desert which is where I live now has been giving me a beating😂
I just bought my first home and put down 30 pallets and behea sod and finally after a month it was ready to cut and i gotta say.. having that fresh cut lawn hits different! Make you feel like a real man
We need a collar with you betcha as the dad and Trey Kennedy as Caleb
I second this! Trey Kennedy's Maddox character is hilarious, so he could easily play the role of Caleb too!
Yes!!
Oh my gosh! Yes!!!!😂
Lmao 😂 my perfect Father’s Day is a ribeye and a Busch latte and to be left the heck alone.
🙏
then you woke up and realized Biden is president D:
Happy upcoming fathers day to all the amazing dads out there!💯👍🏻
The only in accuracy, is football on Father’s Day. Never happens. It sucks, but it never happens.
He said sports not football
@@mynameismarcusT if you listen to what he was saying, he was talking football…
Take that Tony! We all knew the equipment DOES matter
How much did he have to pay to fund his kid’s lemonade stand?
that farmers tan tho, i have one 2 dont worry lol
So if nothing happened with Sharon, it wasn’t that good of a Father’s Day.
she was probably at Target and IKEA...
To all the dads out there, have a great and peaceful Happy Father's Day! It only comes once a year so milk it for all you can. 😁😉👍🍺
Heath bar was great. Dads know one of the keys to happiness is to like food nobody else in the house would touch. If that doesn’t work just keep adding hot sauce to it until everyone leaves.
Me: "Hi Dad, happy Father's Day, thanks for being such a great dad." Him: "You're welcome. Here's your mother." Hands off phone. Every year.
There's no football on fathers day bro. Funny video though
Likely why it was just a blooper that got taken out
But there should be.
UFC though bro
You wake up note on wife pillow. Took the kids up north for the weekend, Enjoy!!
2021: “Gas prices went down like 2 dollars over night”
2022: “Gas prices went up like 2 dollars over night”
Why do people get married and have kids and take credits when they know this is what's gonna happen to them :/ ?
Because if they didnt, you wouldn't exist, nobody would exist, there would be no people.
@@codycharles7147 I believe in a world when we can procreate without being miserable :D
The getting out of bed *without a backache* hit me hard 😂👴🔙
Today my electrician let out such a groan I ran out of my kitchen to see if he was okay all he said was ....... yea I’m fine I just bent over to pick up a screw driver
You even beat Charlie Berens' post by one minute, your on a roll! MY BAD... 2 minutes!!
What?! I’m right here!!
The best part was the lawnmower started on first try. Now that’s a good day!
I’m 35 and Heath has been my fav candy bar for 25 years 😆
Heath is my dads fav too...guess I know what I’m getting him now. This will be extra special since he’s a diabetic 🤪
Haha! Yeah that weirded me out. It's my dad's favorite too🤣
44. And same. And my mower ALWAYS starts on the first pull
Love how you tested for wind but the trees were swaying in the breeze 🔥😂🤟
Gas prices went down $2 over night!? What was Trump reinstated as President!??
Everyone be gone. That’s my perfect Father’s Day. No requests that day so you must leave the house. Give dad a real day off.
A Heath bar!!!! Hahahahaha I was laughing so hard. Such a dad thing
New ranch tangler vid_
- Texas roadhouse
No wind *trees visibly shaking in the background*
I wish gas could drop $2.
They say it's hard to define what pornography is. "You'll know it when you see it", they say. Well, I just saw it.
I don’t know, I feel bad for this dad somehow, can only be happy in dream….
Sliding those bison burgers around at the end. Lol bro, you're killing me. Come down to NW Indiana some weekend, we'll grill.
My wife gave me the best father's day present ever. She's letting me go play an all day 150 buy in poker tournament lol
Is everyone’s dads favorite candy bar a Heath bar!!?💀😂 that’s my dads favorite
Yes! My diabetic dad is getting one from me this year 🤪 thx for the reminder, miles!
Same😂
Good mornin’ Sharon
If my Father’s Day turns out like this I would cry lbs
Yea I wish the gas prices went down 2 dollars that would be the best
They're like 3.89 where I live😫