As a professional dad I can say that we stand when we watch TV so if the wife comes around the corner it looks like we just stopped for a quick second to see the score, because there’s something else we are supposed to be doing. Haha
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Dad's love: going to the auto parts store, even if they don't need anything, walking through the tool isle at home depot, taking the trash out and embarrassing their children.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
You also forgot dads everywhere ratchet strapping anything down on a trailer, followed with a couple pats, and the trusty saying, "that baby's not goin' anywhere"!!
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Huh...how? "Girlfriend tax" and dad tax aren't the same thing. When your parents steal your food it's funny because the say you kind of owe us in a joking way even though they paid for it. When I hear the joke of women stealing their boyfriend meals when she says she on a diet/ she's not hungry or doesnt want to intrude on his finances and then ate all his food when she could've just had a whole separate meal in the first place I don't think that's funny. I see that as a boundary issue. Parents don't have to ask that's a courtesy even hiding behind a lame joke. Which my mom's does all the time. However, with boyfriend who isn't blood I wouldn't do that doesn't matter how long I've known him for. I don't know what your dynamic that just my thoughts.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH Darrell it's me Jesus, this is the only way I found to contact you, you need to make sure you stay indoors on June 16th 2021, this is very important
@@Vher_ Chill dude. I am not trying to start a fight and I get that people sharing their faith can be annoying but please don't mock HIM. It takes guts to go die for people who don't care about you and who will never thank you.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
The common core comment is actually accurate. I have a friend who teaches an advanced calculus course at a university and he said that the students that he is beginning to see that learned common core principles are a nightmare. In his words "I have to teach my students to be able to recall basic calculation by memory. A skill that they should have learned in secondary school. Analyzing it on a deeper level is great in theory, but in practice, no one will hire you as an engineer if you take an entire day to work out a center line."
My husband has this too ever since we moved...like almost 2 years ago...i wonder if it continues...anyway, he announces the mail and gets me confused because I think it's in the mailbox but no "it's on its way" lol.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
The watching Tv standing up was the most accurate thing I’ve seen on RUclips My dad used to stand by the fireplace by the entrance to the living room for ten minutes watching tv while telling everyone he was cutting wood or cleaning the garage
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Oh my!!! 🤣🤣 Just wanna say that I notice all the “dad shirts” and really caught the “Fareway Meat Market” reference there. Much appreciated... worked for Fareway through high school and college and as side income through first years teaching!!! Love the love for them and I love these videos!!
Real dad here. I definitely do 3 of these things.. dad tax (although i don’t do it when it’s real food, but when it’s things my kids ask for me to open like chips and fruit snacks, I call it openers fee and if they complain I tell them to open it themselves.) I do stand while watching TV but only when it’s my team playing and my wife has to constantly tell me to sit down. And I recently replaced my 10 year old belt that my job gave me (free) after it finally busted 😂
My dad does that when I'm watching TV like a football game but he sits right behind me while I'm on the couch and it drives me nuts. I finally told him he's welcome to watch it with me but only if he SITS DOWN on the couch. If I bribe him with potato chips, it usually works.
My belt is 27 years old, and I'm damn sure not changing it. Wife went shopping for a belt for me. I'll never let her do that again. Men don't match, we coordinate.
Dads also love to rip open the tin foil around fully cooked leftover meats in the fridge (especially pot roast), slice off a large chunk, and eat it with their bare hands in front of the TV then toss a little piece to the dog and say "there ya go".
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
100% man! Going through the mail, leaving the bills and snagging that Nifty Nickel. When you really need to pay attention to the tv you gotta stand up!
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
That "Same belt for 40 years" hit pretty close. I've had the same one since I was a teenager and I'm sure as heck ain't replacing it when it's perfectly fine.
In addition to getting the mail, you forgot going to the dump. 😂 my dad will go to the dump either multiple times on the weekend or disappear there for over an hour 😂
My dad loves using the same alarm clock for 40 years 😂 when it recently broke, my mom had to find the exact same make and model on ebay or else my dad would throw a hissy fit (he thinks everything else is too complicated)
I love that Dad was shocked it was dark after he had stood watching the footy but not where his son Caleb was who was out in the dark 'making a start on the garage'.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Dad's don't want to watch the game standing. It's a sub conscious thing. Dad's know if they sit down they'll either get told to do something or bitched at for not helping so the standing allows you to watch the game but also appear to be either in the middle of something or about to do something. 👍
Things I do from this video: mom tax, get the mail Things my husband does: watch TV standing up, still wear clothes from high school/college which was 40 years ago and brag about how much he paid for it; blame things that aren't related.
My husband had his first dad moment last night. He cut grass til dark then said he realizes why dads don't do that..he couldn't look out the window and see his hard work 😅
My favorite was definitely, “I’m just watching til the end of this…. game.” Was fully expecting inning/drive/period. I’m definitely using that one this football season 😃🍕😃
Oh man! The"Dad tax" and the standing and watching TV is definitely true! I suppose anyone who works at an office or sits down all day for work feels like they need to stand. However, he will NOT feel comfortable relaxing before he gets some project accomplished while it's daylight. As for the tax, it's not just Dad, but if I'm sharing something like fries, I'll grab one for "tax.", and let my Mom or Brother have the rest. Also, when my Dad finds good quality clothes and accessories, he likes to wear things that last. He also helped us appreciate good quality products and to take care of them well. Because of this, I am grateful that our VHS's for example, still have their covers undamaged and unstressed.
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As a professional dad I can say that we stand when we watch TV so if the wife comes around the corner it looks like we just stopped for a quick second to see the score, because there’s something else we are supposed to be doing. Haha
The cleaning the garage line here was also so spot on, like on the way to do something.
💯
Haha. 100%
Standing implies action. Helps if you’re holding something, like a tape measure.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Dads also love to insist they're not tired then fall asleep on the couch
Mine does that too 😂
Five minutes into a movie they insisted on watching
All the time 👏🤣
"You can't play videogames I'm watching that movie"
Minutes later .... zzzzzz
then tell you they weren't sleeping
Gazing over a freshly cut lawn with a beer thinking "Man those lines are straight."
Yes😄👍
Heck yeah!
I just got chills, going to cut the grass
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
This guy NEVER misses it’s insanely impressive
great comment.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
Oh my dad told me he loved me, I was a total daddy's girl
He missed the temp changes on the thermostat. All dads know when someone touched the thermostat.
Dad's love: going to the auto parts store, even if they don't need anything, walking through the tool isle at home depot, taking the trash out and embarrassing their children.
And fixing on all there bikes, skateboards, then cars🤗
@@kj7792 tryouts fix your car at the dealer lol
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH spammity spam spam spam, take it elsewhere.
@@Praise___YaH seriously dude leave people alone. We came here to have a good laugh at the dad stuff we do not to get a Bible study.
You forgot about having 1,000 receipts in a 40 year old wallet
Hahahaha so true
Your dad certification is complete your certified
😆😆😆😆
Seen.
My wife made me replace my last wallet -.-
She said the duct tape was tacky but it's not like I wear my wallet outside my pants.
You also forgot dads everywhere ratchet strapping anything down on a trailer, followed with a couple pats, and the trusty saying, "that baby's not goin' anywhere"!!
Because if you don’t announce to the universe that you checked it. It will inevitably go somewhere
good one
Just realized this made it into the things dads love part two video. Congrats
See part 2
It'll ride 😁👍
I swear every time my parents stole food from me they would say “what? I’m making sure it’s not poisonous.”
My dad had to “test everything first just to make sure it’s all right”
He would’ve loved the Dad Tax excuse!
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
I do this all the time with my boyfriend haha
Huh...how? "Girlfriend tax" and dad tax aren't the same thing. When your parents steal your food it's funny because the say you kind of owe us in a joking way even though they paid for it. When I hear the joke of women stealing their boyfriend meals when she says she on a diet/ she's not hungry or doesnt want to intrude on his finances and then ate all his food when she could've just had a whole separate meal in the first place I don't think that's funny. I see that as a boundary issue. Parents don't have to ask that's a courtesy even hiding behind a lame joke. Which my mom's does all the time. However, with boyfriend who isn't blood I wouldn't do that doesn't matter how long I've known him for. I don't know what your dynamic that just my thoughts.
Stealing Food: “I paid for it”
That’s too true😂🥲
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
@@Praise___YaH Darrell it's me Jesus, this is the only way I found to contact you, you need to make sure you stay indoors on June 16th 2021, this is very important
@@Vher_ Chill dude. I am not trying to start a fight and I get that people sharing their faith can be annoying but please don't mock HIM. It takes guts to go die for people who don't care about you and who will never thank you.
I'm 35 years old and when we hang out, I still pay dad tax.
Haha you and me both 🤣🤣
The reason why us dads stand up watching TV is bc the wife will without fail tell us to do something as soon as she sees we are relaxing
so true 😂😂
Most underrated comment here.
This is painfully true
Good Lord... I just realized that's exactly why I do this
Females just can’t stand seeing Men relax haha!
"Love you dad"....."Thanks"
Hammering home the real facts
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH so you real gay, huh?
@@Praise___YaH I LOVE IT I WANT JESUS I NEED JESUS I AM SORRY JESUS I AM A SINNER
@@Praise___YaH shut up
@@Praise___YaH nobody asked
You forgot the mid afternoon dad nap in the old rinky dink recliner 🤦🏽♀️ lol
I absolutely have said "finally a tax I can get behind" after saying the dad tax.
This whole video is painfully accurate.
The common core comment is actually accurate. I have a friend who teaches an advanced calculus course at a university and he said that the students that he is beginning to see that learned common core principles are a nightmare. In his words "I have to teach my students to be able to recall basic calculation by memory. A skill that they should have learned in secondary school. Analyzing it on a deeper level is great in theory, but in practice, no one will hire you as an engineer if you take an entire day to work out a center line."
Standing up while watching tv, having the same belt for a million years and complaining about too many pillows is sooo my dad 😂
My husband is so into mail, he subscribed to have the post office email him what mail is coming each day. Then he has to report to me. 🙄 😂
Lol I had to subscribe as well. I’m only 22 with a 7 month old baby and I’m already becoming this 😂
Love this feature the post office has. Can get the mail twice now!
My husband has this too ever since we moved...like almost 2 years ago...i wonder if it continues...anyway, he announces the mail and gets me confused because I think it's in the mailbox but no "it's on its way" lol.
🤣🤣🤣
My wife told me to stop spoiling the mail for her.
"i can clean the garage tommorow" -every dad in the history of dading
“Im making sure its not poisonous” im dead 🤣
Ope, I guess it was poisonous.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
@@Praise___YaH godam Man U good?
*Dad gets power bill in the mail* “this is the highest it’s ever been!”
“Is it dark out? I can clean the garage tomorrow.” 😂😂😂
Not a dad, but damn does it excite me to get mail.
"Finally a tax I can get behind." I agree with that sentence so much.
Ending was so Minnesota dead-on. From shouting distance....”Love you”. Nothing but clearing throat and a week...”Thanks”.
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH seriously stop.
@@calebsherman9255
You don’t like what I shared, DON’T READ IT
@@Praise___YaH stop spamming!!!
The watching Tv standing up was the most accurate thing I’ve seen on RUclips
My dad used to stand by the fireplace by the entrance to the living room for ten minutes watching tv while telling everyone he was cutting wood or cleaning the garage
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
Oh my!!! 🤣🤣
Just wanna say that I notice all the “dad shirts” and really caught the “Fareway Meat Market” reference there. Much appreciated... worked for Fareway through high school and college and as side income through first years teaching!!! Love the love for them and I love these videos!!
I relate so hard on the mail. I get so bummed when I head out to get it and my wife tells me she already grabbed it 🤣
I'm 40 and remember my dad doing the same thing. "Testing" the frys or a can of RC cola for "poison". 😂
"Russian spy machine... Messing with my American football!"
When he almost sat on the couch but realized standing is the move 😂😂
The last one is so true!! Your videos are awesome. Thanks for putting in the time to make them
"I'm making sure it's not poisoned." Lol. I use this one all the time with my daughter.
I love watching documentaries about history and documentaries about his life.
I literally tell my kids every damn time that I’m “checking the food to make sure it’s not poisonous”. Lol so spot on
Real dad here. I definitely do 3 of these things.. dad tax (although i don’t do it when it’s real food, but when it’s things my kids ask for me to open like chips and fruit snacks, I call it openers fee and if they complain I tell them to open it themselves.) I do stand while watching TV but only when it’s my team playing and my wife has to constantly tell me to sit down. And I recently replaced my 10 year old belt that my job gave me (free) after it finally busted 😂
My dad does that when I'm watching TV like a football game but he sits right behind me while I'm on the couch and it drives me nuts. I finally told him he's welcome to watch it with me but only if he SITS DOWN on the couch. If I bribe him with potato chips, it usually works.
blaming things that aren’t related!! spot on!!
That walk to the mail box is important! It gives you time to check out the neighborhood and your lawn
Getting the mail really spoke to me. That's become my new hobby
Getting the mail is a serious thing in our household, LOL! Nailed it!
I lost 50 lbs and I just cut the excess leather off my belt, then drilled new holes for the buckle... We do love our belts.
The mail. Lol. Oh yes - that's my thing and I definitely have the different levels of looking through it for the important things. So funny.
Ahhh this I gold, man. You gotta up ya belt game, though. You need at least one brown and one black. Lol
Omg this is hilarious!!! I was nodding and laughing the whole way through
2:03 "when was the last time u saw my pants fall down. exactly never" 😂
You've got the start of a 5 part series here
My belt is 27 years old, my kids keep asking when I'm getting a new one. It's still got another 13 years to go
My grandfather keeps a hole-punch for leather so he can add holes in either direction as necessary.
My belt is 27 years old, and I'm damn sure not changing it. Wife went shopping for a belt for me. I'll never let her do that again. Men don't match, we coordinate.
Telling the waiter "oh they'll (their kid) take the bill" when they're out eating at a restaurant. Every dad does it, every single one
the “dad tax” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dads also love to rip open the tin foil around fully cooked leftover meats in the fridge (especially pot roast), slice off a large chunk, and eat it with their bare hands in front of the TV then toss a little piece to the dog and say "there ya go".
"I need to lose weight"... next minute "I'm so sick of eating healthy".... bahahaha
The dad stealing food is the most accurate thing 😂😂😂😂
Not stealing if he bought it! It’s a lesson on taxes lol
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH shut up
I swear y your the spitting image of my dad. Especially the stand up to watcher and belt. Thanks for more info!
0:15 - "What? I paid for it!"
Spot on my parents everytime I complained about them nibbling on my food. Lol
I love getting the mail! 5 seconds of peace and silence ❤😂
100% man! Going through the mail, leaving the bills and snagging that Nifty Nickel. When you really need to pay attention to the tv you gotta stand up!
4th and 2 you run the ball there lol. Most dad grandpa things I've ever heard
LOVE these videos!
It was the ‘thanks’ for me ☺️
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The ONLY Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
This is spot on!
I love the "I bought it for you" line. Like yes you bought it... for ME
I don't know why , but when I'm with my dad Im always super hungry and feel really happy .makes me cry .
Watching TV standing up 🤣🤣 lmao I do that all the time...
My dad's number is fifty. "I TOLD YOU THIS *FIFTY* TIMES!" "I'VE SHUT THAT DOOR *FIFTY* TIMES!" *FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY* 🤣🤣🤣
That "Same belt for 40 years" hit pretty close. I've had the same one since I was a teenager and I'm sure as heck ain't replacing it when it's perfectly fine.
Try buying a belt now that will last for 40+ years...or anything else for that matter.
Hmm, still using the same one from 1991.
What? It’s good quality.
If it fits, why not? He's saving alot of money. Plus he's comfortable.
Dude. The standing while watching TV is brilliant. Made me lose it.
The best! Love you!
“You can buy quite a bit of wine with $100 so you’re welcome”
Blizzards are awesome. Snickers, heath, and butterfinger is the way to go:)
In addition to getting the mail, you forgot going to the dump. 😂 my dad will go to the dump either multiple times on the weekend or disappear there for over an hour 😂
"Why are they messing with math." 😂
This guy's funny, been watching for awhile now.
My dad loves using the same alarm clock for 40 years 😂 when it recently broke, my mom had to find the exact same make and model on ebay or else my dad would throw a hissy fit (he thinks everything else is too complicated)
My Grandpa's microwave broke so he took the whole thing apart, replaced the capacitor and put it back together. Still runs to this day decades later.
I love that Dad was shocked it was dark after he had stood watching the footy but not where his son Caleb was who was out in the dark 'making a start on the garage'.
The mail! I'm guilty as charged 🤣
IT’S CALLED DAD TAX HILARIOUS 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Prob one of the most spot on videos I’ve ever seen lol
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The REAL Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Thanks for these tips, I’m practicing for when my dad comes home with the milk.
Dad's don't want to watch the game standing. It's a sub conscious thing. Dad's know if they sit down they'll either get told to do something or bitched at for not helping so the standing allows you to watch the game but also appear to be either in the middle of something or about to do something. 👍
Things I do from this video: mom tax, get the mail Things my husband does: watch TV standing up, still wear clothes from high school/college which was 40 years ago and brag about how much he paid for it; blame things that aren't related.
The belt thing hit home for me 😂😂 Been wearing the same one for 10yrs now....
Lol substitute the 40 yr old belt for 40 year old bowling shoes and that’s my dad. They literally look like colonial era shoes
You got the mail?!
That's my thing😂😂😂😂😂
Last one is for real. I hear I love you from my mom in a day more than I have heard it from my dad my whole life
Where's the one where they make a lap around the house turning off lights and TV's and complaining about it? 😂
This hit's home, I was just bitching this morning about how I couldn't find my belt 😂
By the time my kids were 4, they were saying "Aww, I hate taxes" Teaching life lessons is the real reason we do it.
My husband had his first dad moment last night. He cut grass til dark then said he realizes why dads don't do that..he couldn't look out the window and see his hard work 😅
My favorite was definitely, “I’m just watching til the end of this…. game.” Was fully expecting inning/drive/period. I’m definitely using that one this football season 😃🍕😃
This entire video is the truest thing I have ever seen
Oh man! The"Dad tax" and the standing and watching TV is definitely true!
I suppose anyone who works at an office or sits down all day for work feels like they need to stand. However, he will NOT feel comfortable relaxing before he gets some project accomplished while it's daylight.
As for the tax, it's not just Dad, but if I'm sharing something like fries, I'll grab one for "tax.", and let my Mom or Brother have the rest.
Also, when my Dad finds good quality clothes and accessories, he likes to wear things that last. He also helped us appreciate good quality products and to take care of them well. Because of this, I am grateful that our VHS's for example, still have their covers undamaged and unstressed.
The “Dad tax” and “checking for poison” are totally in my everyday usage. My wife is rolling cuz she’s heard those two so many times.
“I paid for it” is exactly right!
That last point lol.
Also, “I don’t snore.”
“What am I gonna do the rest of the evening??” 😂😂
This is by far, coming from a person that watches 40 hours of RUclips a week, the best shit I’ve seen in a while.....
I do all of this 🤣 can't steal food you paid for!
0:41 “that’s how you play football”
As he’s watching First Take
"What am I gonna do the rest of the evening then?" 🤣
"Russian spy machine messin with my American football" lmfaooooooo