Things Dads Love Part Two
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As soon as he slapped that cooler I said "That's not going anywhere.".
Dads of the world unite.
Yup😉🇺🇸
I was thinking that if he did not say that, it would have showed he was an imposter
There was that little pause after slapping the cooler and I legitimately held my breath in fear that he might not say it
Yep it’s a part of owning straps it’s a mandatory saying
Literally say “that ain’t going nowhere” every time I strap something down I can’t help it
The pepper one is too true. My dad gets on me for not "seasoning" my food while he turns his eggs into an edible form of mace
I LOL at this!
Got tired of sharing his food with his wife. Make it inedible and nobody else wants it
Scrambled eggs= black pepper + Tabasco. sauce
Lol, I always douse my food in pepper. I learned this trick from my Grandad. Everyone else in my family likes salty food and I don’t know why.
Jesus this is so funny
"I've been doing this for 40 years" accurate as hell
😂 I get the “I’ve only been around for fifty fuckin years...” line lol
“I’ve been doing this since you were knee high to a grasshopper”
Says 45yr old dad.
@@brendanschriber3242 lol, that's somthin imma prolly say one of these days
@@Rob-- we've all had ours say that
"I'm not paying to cool the whole neighborhood " "You're either in or out". If I had a dime for every time I heard either of those two sentences growing up, I'd be rich! 😂🤣😂🤣
Rich enough to pay the damn A/C bill
While my dads watching the game and I’m tryna talk to him “You make a better door than a window”
obviously didnt learn how to keep the door shut.. hahaha
@@kevin735 Damn it Kevin, you beat me to the punch!
@@Ryan-wu6pc LOL ikr
When using a ratchet strap, it’s part 11th commandment that requires you to say “That ain’t going nowhere”
Its hard not to say😎
@@kj7792 truly it is, but I learned that eating your words isn't as appealing as it might sound, so I stick with "That should Travel!!" it has a little more pep anyways!
The last time my husband didn't say that, the item came off the trailer. It's science.
More like number 5, number 1 thread strap through ratchet device, number 2 strap down load, number 3 tuck the loose end into something or tie it up and make it idiot proof, number 4 put one last click on the ratchet, number 5 "yeah that's not going anywhere"
It's the saying it that makes it truth.
You forgot dads love the weather channel and telling everyone how early they woke up
@Redheaded Stranger then they fall asleep at 5 PM on the couch
@@Kokobonkers then complain they cant sleep at night
This is only part 2 lol im sure there'll be more
And asking how bad the traffic was and/or when you left if you had to drive to visit them.
I have found out my mom is more of a dad than my dad
"That just means your taste buds havent matured yet" lmfao right
Let me guess, you're under 30?
Once you find the taste for jager you can't turn back.
In other words you haven’t done enough shit to kill your tastebuds yet
BEST LINE 😂😂😂
If you smoke for 40+ years, Pepper and Black licorice are the only things you can taste.
I like that when the kid inevitably calls him back stuck on the side of the road that the dad gives him a bit of shit but knows he’s actually in trouble and goes to help him. Best believe that car ride home will be full of ribbing and/lecturing haha.
I try my best to clean up my own accidents. Even if it means camping out in the bushes and getting money until I can fix the issue myself.
And the story will be told periodically for the rest of the dad's life.
Guys, HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH hey guys Moses said YaH so THERE!! And it came to pass that Moses dropped the mic. How’s that for proof? Man y’all going to hell. Yah, fo sho!
@@atomhouse7260
YaH Created the Earth you walk on, water you drink and the air you breathe, you think your funny???
Dads love saying “you haven’t even tried it”
Seems more like a mom thing.
Nah it’s we ain’t making another meal just for you. Figure it out.
Knowing full well it tastes like a dogs taint
@@LongRon6969 reminder never let you near my dog.
My dad would always say, I used to get spanked if I didn't finish my meals.
While mom said, I was in the hospital most of my childhood, between my folks and the doctors/nurses your lucky you don't see the stuff we endured.
But luckily if I said "I'm full" long as I had enough protein and veggies this was acceptable. Besides the whole fam large and small know my dad as "the human seagull" fir a reason.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I pretty much grew up knowing dad would always be watching whatever I ate and waiting to have the rest of it, if it appeased him that is.
Fleet Farm better start carrying ‘you betcha’ merch.
I feel like he's trying to get them to do it lol
Plenty of room for it since they are always out of shit lol
Love your content! big fan out in Boise, Idaho and I would go crazy if we had a Fleet Farm here.
The big box stores in this region get away with murder and charge out the nose for it, truly criminal.
That would be amazing.
Plenty of empty shelf space! Can even see it in this vid
I'm gonna be a dad in a few months. Can't wait to yell at that baby about touching the thermostat.
You should go ahead and start practicing now - but what do I know, only been doing this 40 years
get the beating with the belt started as well. Babies getting hit with belts, hilarious.
My baby is about 3 weeks ago and I just told him how he is freeloading and needs a job and he had the damn nerve to fall asleep and throw up.
Good job guys, you got this ;)
If you haven't already had plenty of practice telling your wife not to touch the thermostat, then you have a keeper.
Impressive that this guy does all his own stunts, i.e. eating black licorice.
Your taste buds just haven't matured yet
@@cobrak1ngs your taste buds just got ruined from bad beer like buuuusch.
Dude fr. My dad used to eat it like all the time and I still hate it
@@packerpf nah always loved licorice.
Black licorice is awesome. My father was from Denmark and he taught me to love it.
The pepper one made me gasp with awe, when I, a dad realized that I infact do love pepper.
I, not a dad, had pretty much all of these apply to me as well. I think it's just "Midwestern middle aged guy"
@@thelastmanonearth2631 😂
Never understood the thermostat thing til I had to start paying my own. Close. The. Damn. Door
@@runswithraptors Dads, that's who
Guys, HERE is The TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
I'm not even a dad and I feel like one when I strap things down.
you can strap me down daddy
@@Chase499 📸🤨
@@Chase499 you ain’t going anywhere
Mike H, I believe Bill Cosby used to say that
@@redleg2380 🤣hey you ever try a puddin pop
“That’s alright, more for dad” is the most dad thing about this video.
Thermostat and remote control are sacred for us Dads.
Every 72 hours at my house:
"Daddy, can you come down the stereo doesn't work."
"Well, what did they touch?"
"I dont know it doesn't work."
"Ok, ill be down in a min..."
"What did you touch?"
"I Dont know it doesn't work."
"Yeah, here it is you put it in CDR/Tape and it should be on DVD..."
Thermostat
Me: laughs in 3rd world country
Dad's love the ol,
"Now I''m not mad, I'm just disappointed", talk.
I had to leave my folk’s house to head back to Illinois. my 5 yo nephew had packed a bag to try to go with me (he thought I was going to the lake). He cried when he couldn’t go with. When i called to see if he was ok I asked him if he was mad at me. “Not I’m not mad at you. I’m just disappointed.” Omg
Oh man when he sniffed and said "feels kind of warm in here" that was truly excellent
Ha! So true. You can smell that heat kick on and you ain't cold. Someone touched that thermostat!!!!
I felt that in my soul. I literally did this today after my wife kicked on the furnace here in N. Illinois. I spent the next two hours complaining about how hot it was in the house.
It's especially true in the South; that heater only runs a few days outta the year, so you know it's gonna smell funny when it kicks on.
“Who touched the thermostat” what an iconic line!
I almost choked laughing at Dad likes pepper. That is perfection.
so true. all the old heads at the shop I work go through a container of black pepper every 3 days.
Today on "I'm in my 20s but I'm already turning into my father"
More like “I’m in my 20’s and already a father”
The pepper part reminds me of my grandpa. That guy put enough pepper on his food to bring down an elephant.
It's %100 going to fall out it you don't say "that's not going anywhere".
Pretty much😎👍
Only a proper dad will look for reasons to strap things down. Even if completely unnecessary
I’ll tell ya what tho. After I had about 400$ come flying out of my bed. I listened after that😂
I started strapping my straps down.. that way my strapping straps are protected by my strapping, strapping straps
Once used 6 straps on a 5 gallon bucket!...it wasn’t going anywhere!
Wait til you discover chain binders🤣👍🛠️
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Pepper on the macaroni is a must for me! 🍻🎯
and ketchup
@@maxbull282 You're a psychopath
me: "Oh you're cold? Put a sweater on. Do not touch the thermostat!"
Just missed the third leg of the dad trifecta- thermostat, doors and turning off lights lol
The god damn lights man.
My husband sings “everyyy light in the house isss onnnn” as he goes around turning every light off. 👀
With LEDs, half the lights being on is worth 2 incandescent bulbs. That door better be closed and don't slam it!
@@jackielowrey3032 i want to meet your husband. Boyz will probably be BUZZIN!
@@jackielowrey3032 I said that song is my wife’s theme song….. as I shut lights off too.
"I set it at 69 and it stays there"
Ah, I see, a man of culture.
It’s been summer for like 6 minutes and I’ve already had to tell my kids to shut the door 11,000 times.
Good...teach them early 😂
Judging by my love (and I mean LOVE) of black licorice, I'm just gonna usher myself into the dad club to save time. 🤣 And black pepper. ALL the pepper. Really highlights that mac n' cheese ya know.
"I'm not paying to cool the whole neighborhood" is scary accurate.
As a former cashier of an independant hardware store, that part was way too accurate
Yellow, every time they answer the phone is so accurate 😂😂
“Either you’re in or out!”
So, so, so accurate.
80% of it applies to me. Makes me feel like a certified dad. I usually keep my mouth shut in the hardware store but now I know it's a community service.
I'm a dad and I love all of these things.
Little surprised he hasn't done a whole video on "hi hungry! I'm Dad!"
Dude, I hope you are making a million bucks! You are so good at this. I just discovered this channel - so good. I’ll stop now
I go to HD just for the unsolicited dad advice...they know everyone, where the stuff is and gets me out quickly...bada bing bada 💥 😆
The way I douse Mac and cheese, corn on the Cobb and scrambled eggs in black pepper was never meant to be public. Great video anyway
Oh crap--you too? Guess I'm a dad now. 😂 #partoftheclub
What about the "under my roof" laws
Every year when people post videos about dads I start to relate more and more to them and that’s how I know I’m maturing just fine
That whole video was my dad to a "T"!! Thanks for making this, I was laughing through the whole thing. Pepper and Black Licorice was SPOT ON!!
I was today years old when I figured out that the “You betcha, yeah” came from the Fargo movie. 🤣
It doesn’t “come from” the movie. It’s really how people talk up here.
@@lisalarouge6309 It also comes from the movie.
@@lisalarouge6309 the tag line is Marge saying the line from the movie
@@lisalarouge6309 ooooo yeah it does
It really shows how much work he puts into this. It takes someone truly dedicated to eat black licorice for their video.
You nailed me perfectly. I am THAT Dad in every way you mentioned!
Omg. The thermostat thing. Spot on!! Lol
My dad loves pepper....and salt. I love pepper too. So good. But not salt. And my dad hates black liquorice but my mom loves it.
"Ill just be in and out real quick" is mans greatest lie about fleet farm. God I love the man mall.
I got a drawer full of mail in rebates I never sent out.
Just laughed my partner right outta the room! Thank you!
When the guy at FF walks by while he is talking to hisself out loud. Classic!
“I’m not paying to cool the whole neighborhood”
Top 5 legitimate reasons men pee on the seat:
Checking fantasy football scores,
Stretching to look in mirror without breaking stream, the shakes, Farting, misalignment, aiming for the targets way up the side of the bowl near the rim... 👍🏼
All of it!! But I just about died when he brought out the pepper! I remember being little & dad made some bacon... peppered the heck out of it! He does it to anything he cooks... Dad the Man, the myth & the Legend!
Everything in this...spot on!
Dads love saying (in reference to a kid standing in a door way) “in our out”
When my infant daughter gets in front of the tv, I use "you make a better door than a window".
YOU BETCHAAA YEAHH sup man love the vids
cool
that’s probably the reason we all tap into these videos
I was today years old when I discovered this channel instant sub love it!!!
Just found this channel yesterday and lol i freaking love it
9 people (probably not dads) don’t understand how accurate this is
I was looking forward to that reaction of eating the pepper-bomb
I do love strapping everything down. Spot on
Love the thermostat part😂😂😂👍👍👍
Lost me at black licorice but I've only been a dad for 2 years. My taste buds need to mature
Right? I was like maybe he would get in trouble about what he really means to say to the kids.....bushhhhhh ya taste buds haven't matured😁
Have you even tried it yet?
@@kurtjohansson1265 not since becoming a dad. So I guess maybe I'd love it now. Thanks for opening my eyes lol
I get so sick of saying "SHUT THE DOOR" ALL summer long
Female in the family here and I feel your pain. That and shut off the damn light, flush the friggin toilet, put the cap back on the toothpaste/soap/RAZOR (FFS we have a small child here)/etc, and close the GD cupboards! All day long, every time I get up it's to turn off every light in their paths and close every thing they've touched. Don't get me started on the shoe situation - if we ever have a fire I'll head for a window before I attempt the door. Feels like I have five teenagers in here instead of one preschooler and one adult.
That felt good. Rant over.
I am surprised you didn't toss in there: "what were you raised in a barn?"
@@burnyizland 😂😂 let it all out
@@grantsdad177 Lol, I'm not falling apart in quarantine, you're falling apart in quarantine. You know I never wrote anything on public forums anywhere until about a month or two ago I finally snapped and it has been so therapeutic. I think it's why we're all still alive.
Yeah all I get is “where you born in a barn “ on top of the usually is outside to hit you tryin to cool it down
Still watching the commercial and I'm dropping a like. I'm just happy part 2 came out so quick!
The pepper!!!! love it
“Shut the door! You’re either in or out..” At least 100 times every summer growing up.
And the windows were always fucking open anyway.
@@mezmerizer0266 😂 dude every time
“Dad, the cooler is empty.... we’re only going across the street...”
~grabs another strap~
Hmm, I'm not sure if the black licorice is as universal as the rest, but everything else was spot on. haha
"In or out. Don't stand in the door," is my warcry. Every. Damn. Day.
Have we covered the “there’s more than 1 way to skin a cat” motto yet?
When you wonder if he's even a dad or just a good actor 🤔🤯
Right? I want answers. I bet 100$ a big fat no.
dude these are hilarious😂 keep up the good work!
You had me right up to the black licorice lol.
Anyone else happy he recommended Milwaukee over Dewalt? 🤣
Naw
if you have at least one child it is illegal to not say “that’s not going anywhere” after strapping something into the bed of a truck.
Yup😎🇺🇸
This is so accurate, it’s scary! Ha ha ha made my Friday!
The thermostat one is so accurate. Especially the close the door part
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Almost at half a million subs...be there in no time. Congrats you deserve it
The strapping things down & the PEPPER! Totally my husband, hands down!
Big hell yeah on the pepper!👍🏼👍🏼
🤣🤣🤣😍
It's like he's pretending to be MY dad. Especially the pepper and black licorice!
Crazy talented comedian, I predict he will be on Netflix sometime soon!
I feel this in my soul.
You hit the nail on the head with pepper.
You certainly have me pegged!!!! I’m guilty of every single one of those things. Haha
I love when he says you cant stand in the doorway, it's happened so many times to me
The thermostat and black licorice thing. Totally true!
Spot on that’s me. I even bought a lock box to go over my thermostat 🤣
I say “that’s not going anywhere” at least once a week! Spot on!
Bro omg I died 😂😂!!!! When he did the “dads love pepper” I put pepper on everything!!!
Oh my gosh the pepper part is dang um right😂😂😂😂
I lost it for the pepper! Lol
Oh my god that’s funny! So true on everything!
I both love and hate how accurate this is
💯 on the pepper. Yep, this Dad goes big on the pepper too lol