Things Dads Love Pt. 3
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Dads love making all kinds of sounds when they sit down.
They’re called “Dad Noises”
You will get there sooner than you think... I started noticing it and I can't control it.
@@wharpig I'm 27 and I can't stand up without grunting
@@bluestallion1182 Agreed. Late thirties and any time I get out of bed in the morning, it sounds like I'm walking on a dense layer of packing peanuts. The sound of my knee's popping has woken my wife.
It’s nothing short of art.
Dads don't order steaks. We each make the best one we have ever tasted
😂😂your damn right!!!
Darn tooting boss
110% truth!
I make a way better steak than (insert restaurant name), we should have just eaten at home
I love steaks but rarely order one at a restaurant.
I normally hate coffee jokes, but getting a small cup of coffee to drink while you fill up a half gallon mug absolutely killed me
“Gas is 2 cents cheaper here than down the road.”
Proceeds to waste a gallon driving there
Just buy 150 gallons and it's worth it
I have a friend who drives 4 miles out of his way to save 12c a gallon. These people really do exist.
@@franksmith8210 it kinda depends on how much gas you're buying. When you start filling up 40 to 50 gallons at a shot, driving a mile down the road makes sense.
You’re looking at around a $5-$6 difference, when you drive 4 miles out of the way and 4 miles back you can say that’s 1/4 to 1/2 a galleon at $4.50 a galleon. So you’re saving what, .50c to $1.5 and easing your time and wear and tear on brakes and tires. No it’s really not worth it.
I do that literally all the time lol. I wouldn't specify that as a dad thing, I think a lot of these just naturally happen as you get older as a guy lol.
Telling the gas station cashier to put it on my tab is as high up the food chain as it gets
This is my dad and the gas station down the street from his house. Man had a $200 tab once, happily paid it on his behalf. Owe that man everything
@@adamharo1083 Should consider using more subject pronouns
@@adamharo1083 who paid it? The gas station? If so im calling bull nobody is just like oh yeah you know that 200$ you owe my business? Yeah forget about that its all good.
@@jamesclouse9947 the next sentence makes it clear, if it wasn't already, he paid it; limited comprehension or life got you down so you're picking fights? online.
The beers are going down easy
Of course, I'm cooking dinner tonight
To easy
Beers are going down easy in Key West. Cheers
The boys are buzzin
You betcha
I’d like to add that dads love getting to the airport four hours before their flight 🤣
I used to make fun of my parents for getting to the airport crazy early. Then I had a flight where it took over 2 hours to get to the gate. Ended up sprinting through the airport with a 5 year old over my shoulder. Guess my dad was right.
I always go to the airport 4 hours before my flight. And I'm not even a dad yet 🤣
Or anywhere really. If you’re on time, you’re late
I'm not a dad, but I will say men say they want to get to the airport extra early to make sure we dont miss the flight, but secretly we just want an excuse to hit up the airport bar while we wait 😉
@@dustinclouse6888 Airport bars are so expensive most dads would rather stay sober.
I almost pissed my pants when he said 'I want my steam so rare it's eating my side salad.' Such a great line!
Silly auto correct doesn't like steak and it says steam. Stupid auto correct but pretty funny.
Meat
*steak. Damnit. Lol
T H I S I S N O S T E A M E D H A M S S O N
I love my steaks STEAMED
I do love my garage, and anytime I'm in it to "work" a beer is in hand. I have the biggest garage in the neighborhood and It's turned into a hangout spot for the other dads to also "work".
Sounds like my type of second job.
Damn it Walt get your shit together
A friend of mine turned his into a "bar-age." It's the neighborhood hang out, their escape.
Dang, are you gonna move into my neighborhood or do I need to relocate my whole family?
The dad that has to air drum the drum solo during "in the air tonight "
Or any AC/DC song.
Irresistible
YOOO!!! I just listened to thta song before coming to this video!!! OH LORD OH LORD
Doesn't everyone air drum that part tho? 😂
“I want my steak so rare it’s eating my side salad” 🤣 That one is 👌🏻 lol
"The day i give up steak is the day i give up living" - Dadalations 12: 16
Correction dadalations pt 3 2:05
@@aaronmackay6123 my bad i obviously gotta get up to date on my scripture lol
@@dicklogan9672
All good being a youtube scribe is hard.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣 omg this is so my dad, and what’s worse is he’s teaching it to my husband who I caught drinking beer in the garage yesterday after insisting on driving across town for cheaper gas!
Sounds like a good dude 👍
Damn, my ex was like you, wouldn't let me drink beers, while doing the chores mainly for her benefit!
But was totally okay, for her to have her friends over in the afternoon and sink 5-6 bottles of wine on a week day. But would get annoyed if I cracked a beer, to join in!
As long as he drinks AFTER getting the gas
You "caught" him drinking beer in the garage? My wife KNOWS that's where I drink my beer.
Y'all stop barking at her. What she said was funny. Your failed marriages are not her fault!!Chill!
Myles and crew hit the nail on the head every. single. time.
My dad gets well done basically charcoal
The safety glasses Sun glasses are the best, any dad worth his salt owns a pair of those bad boys
I know I do. I have 4 pairs in different lens color. Smoke, mirror, red, and blue.
#Nemesis
My dad works in a chemical plant and he legit steals boxes of them we have probably 1000 at my house
#Fivefingerdiscount
Dad essentials: Wrangler jean shorts, white New Balance, Advil, AM radio, pocket knife, spare propane tank
Absolute gold! I’m not even 40 yet, but can definitely relate to all of these!!!!
Does your wife frequently point that out? I'm 33 and my wife is 47 . She never misses my canadian accent revived by alcohol (born in the south spent years as a nodak transplant ) or my dad isms
same here
you know you're turning into your dad when you think about putting a fridge in the garage for beers lol
My Pops always had Schlitz malt at near freezing in the garage fridge - and nothing else. He said it couldn’t be enjoyed any other way. He kept Rainier in the main house.
"I want my steak so rare it's eatin my side salad." Epic!
Champion socks with the New Balance shoes are definitely a dad move. My dad goes 20 minutes out of his way to save 7 cents a liter on gas here in Canada too! lol
It kinda makes sense, when you're buying 50 gallons at a clip.
We really do love talking about gas prices and about how high they are. Also, coffee is life.
“Pull it out of the freezer, breathe on it, and throw it on the plate” - 💯🤌
This guy always makes me on the mood for cold beer.
And some futzing around by the workbench...just last week I had to reorganize my tub of used screws that I could possibly use again someday
My husband also complains on a road trip if the price is higher in a different state!! I mention state taxes but it’s a key topic in his monologues.
This is way to accurate. Now I gotta clean the garage this weekend
I'm cleaning my garage right now
Such my dad 😂 Especially the hot coffee listening to AM radio on the way to work and the garage cleaning.
Dont forget saying, "Yep, something is blowing in..." every time a storm is coming.
“The day I give up steak is the day I give up women” . Classic
I think he said “livin”
That is it. And perfect. You really hit the nail on the head with this one!
Holy crap, the gas prices bit is totally my dad. I have to remind him that when he drives across town to save .05 a gallon, he’s only saving $1 on his fill-up. “I can believe people pay that price for gas!” It’s called convenience pop. Nobody wants to drive 10 miles off the freeway to save two bucks.
The more I watch these, the more I'm concerned that I'm the Dad in my house. 🤣
YOU CAN FILL THE GIANT JUG WITH COFFEE?!?!
i had no idea that was an option until this very minute.
The boys are buzzin'! How do you milk an almond?
“The day I give up steak is the day I give up living” 🙌
Oh hey dad, glad to see you finally learned how to youtube!
That 2021 F150 lariat’s lookin real nice
Cleaning week in Fargo was basically free shopping on the curb week, I miss that!
Beers are going down easy tonight. We ran out of work today at work, so thanks for giving me something to enjoy watching while sitting around doing nothing!
Too accurate 😂😂😂 I’m a young dad myself and I fall into these categories mainly the end cleaning the garage just sitting having beers lmao I’ll tell ya wife and kids will do it to ya 😭😂 love them to death tho. And the lattès
Why yes, I do drink hot Navy strength coffee while listening to AM radio on my way to work!
"The day I give up steak is the day I stop living."
Truer words have never been spoken.
"How do you milk an almond?" 😂
Damn, he's moving on up! I see ya with the new truck... Great content as always.
The day I give up steak 🥩 is the day I give up living 😝
Dads also love giving hardware store advice
False.
Maybe giving advice but definitely not receiving it
@@thewanderingalien5653 meant it as giving
Needed this one today, thanks boys.
The first 15 seconds was like a greatest hits of the stuff I've said regarding steaks. Best one yet.
This guy is the reason my NB’s are through the roof
I spend a lot of the time cutting grass and then re-cutting it just to make sure it's done right, then you got to clean off the mower, then the garage floor from the mower, time for a rehydration break with a bushhhhhhhhhhh (yes, I make sure I'm hydrated the entire time of this process) then I got to go to the compost, then clean the truck out, you can't put rocks and black dirt mix in with grass clippings, what you think this is.... a portable compost? After I wash the truck out for the final time then I got to wash off the driveway from the dirt and everything. By that time my neighbor stops over to have a beer. Can't be rude. It's hard work being a father and husband.. I just need to kick my feet up and bushhhhh me a beer before bedtime
Oil change day is my favorite day in the garage. Crack open a cold one. Pull the car in. Crack open another one. Jack the car up. Crack open another one. Put a jack stand under it. Crack open another one. Pull the plug and filter. Crack open at least 2 or 3 more, you gotta make sure it all drains out. New oil/filter. Crack another one. Poke your head inside, "Oh yeah honey it's going to be another hour or so".
"A" donut. Sure. Lol
Coming from a seasoned gas station customer, it ain't gonna be just one.
Whoever disliked this is a millennial dad, who sucks at being a dad.
if you arne't a 30 year old boomer i don't want to know you
Probably doctors
Yup
Probably likes their steak well done
@@911WASanINSIDEjob420 what is a 30 year old boomer?
That sigh at 3:02 is what I look forward to everyday.
Gonna be a good one today Bud!
That “bout time I reorganize the garage” hit too close to home. How do you know me?
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I've literally just sat on the steps in my garage as well lol
I like how he is always literally my dad
These are awesome, keep it up!!
He has a tab at a gas station. Ya love to see it.
My dad loves everything WELL DONE
So wholesome love it 😂
"How do you milk an almond" -Genius
Watching this from the safety of my garage.
The boys are buzzin.
One of your best
The garage thing is so accurate for me
The day I give up steak is the day I give up living needs to be on a t-shirt.
I feel like you were looking into my soul when you made this video.
My dad was the one who liked his steaks well-done ironically.
But I agree, bluer the better
You had two Moms? Weird.
Same, my dad likes his steaks dry and grey. If there's any pink, he sends it back
@@thestig007 nah my mom liked them rare
@@Skrimshady tell you mom to cook them right
That beard is coming in strong!!
You are what I watch when I feel blue. 💙 Busch Light heart.
No one has mastered the gas station like your dad.
"Gotta have something to sip on while you're listening to the old AM radio." 😂😂
“In the garage and away from you guys” damn that hit hard
The doctor one is so spot on 🤣🤣
Cole ones in the garage. Classic!!
The gas talk hits home now a days lol
Huge fan I love ur vids
My lawyer will contact you for tracking my every movement.
I love him
Am I the only one noticing the beard growth?? Like damn good job
The garage scene is on point 100%
Good stuff man. Keep it up
Part that was highly inaccurate is there is not enough stuff in that garage. I'm 38 and could rebuild every car I've ever owned with the spare parts I still have. Lose a bolt? It's cool, I've got a cabinet of 100 coffee cans with any bolt, washer, screw, terminal, plumbing adapter...anything. I've got every bike I've ever had since I was 10. Fishing stuff? Dont get me started.
"Gotta have something to sip on while you listen to the AM radio"
That was like having somebody hold a mirror to my face.
Wow, he has a tab at Holiday. Impressive. lol
you've really nailed the body language of a dad adjusting his cap
Nice new truck, Myles!
Yup! That's about right!
love the new truck man
my favorite was the end right after sits down. A soft groan of relief, barely noticeable; I don't think it was staged
Haha, I’m watching while dad’n around in the garage “cleaning up”
I like your style!
Prefer my coffee cold but ya nailed it
the tab at the gas station was epic
The “I’ve been on this earth for 62 years” ahahahah
Not doctors! Hahahaha!! That's me! 😅
"Knock it horns off wipe its ass and give it to me." Is an old fav of mine but tbh midrare is best we all know this chefs around the world have established it.
I'm dyin' here 😝🤣🤣
809th like here! Love this channel, always brings me a smile.
Yay dads!
I feel personally attacked by the coffee/AM radio/cake donut bit 😆
Congrats on the new truck