This so reminds me of my buddy terry.. he was a painter and I was a drywall finisher. Some days we would go surfing all day and then before we drove home he would flick paint on himself and I would rub drywall mud on me, people in the beach parking lot would be like WTF are you guys doing?? We would explain and then continue splattering and spraying each other for more laughs as they were in shock & laughter we'd have the whole parking lot crying laughing, we never got caught either. RIP Terrible Terrence ❤🙇🏽♂️🏄🏽♂️
I would go to the bar with my buddy after work. Then right before going home, I'd spray my hands and clothes with that fish attractant you use on lures. Then when I got home I'd tell my wife the truth, that I went to the bar. She'd smell my clothes and say no you've been fishing again! Works every time!
Bleh then it tastes microwaved!!! You dudes need to learn about crock pots and Pinterest. Every night would be your birthday if you just learned how to utilize those two tools.
My dad actually did this when I was growing up. Exact same brand and everything. His failure was trusting a young boy to be able to lie convincingly to his mom
My family actually really enjoys when I make dinner lol. Anything from homemade pizzas, to home made buttermilk chicken tenders, pot roasts, steak, general tso chicken, ect
Little did this guy know, he’s been prepping for quarantine for years with these videos. Having conversations with no one and believing he solved a problem.
90% of Californians don’t know what supper is. We only heard about it growing up watching “little house on the prairie” or “Anna green gables”. Maybe came across it reading “box car children.”
I’m happy that people like you are getting people like me to watch their content... that’s the only good thing about all this. You’re VERY good. Keep it up.
My dad was the opposite, he'd spend hours in the kitchen prepping some meal he saw on TV or in a cookbook, but he'd never reference any written instructions. He'd work from memory and eyeball all measurements. It'd always turn out delicious if a little spicy sometimes.
Ope, sorey there neighbor heard you loud was making lunch. wondered if you need any help. ??? Sure thing I’ll help out. what you cookin? No don’t thank me I’m jus’ here to help. Yeeh, I know a thing ‘er two ‘round the stove. Here take a beer and watch the game. ‘Ey neighbor I got ‘yer 3 course meal all hot’n ready on the table. I’ll be on my way. No no, no need to thank me-all what‘a good neighbor’s for. Yep, see ya at the bar. Yeah yeah Friday, sames time as always. Tell Cindy I I I’m sorry when youse get there. I’ll be a bit late, and last time she really got on me. I know, every woman is like that can’t change ‘em. Okay thanks. See ya neighbor. Hey, tell the family I says hi.
It's funny because growing up in the south you learn how to cook, my girlfriend would have come home to fried chicken, fried pickles, collard greens, mashed potatoes AND a cream brulee for dessert
As an Italian who has cooked at various events, some with hundreds of people, and who's never had to use a recipe in his life, I can't relate to this at all
Hahaha! If you're a guy who lives alone you eventually have to learn to cook. There are a ton of easy dishes to make. Glad my mom taught me how to cook the basics. Now the only frozen food I cook are Russian dumplings (pelmeni); to make them homemade is way too much work. Cheers from Moscow! 🇷🇺
My dad was able to use every pot and pan my parents owned just to boil water. Drove mom nuts. After a couple times doing this, she didn't bug him to cook anymore. He did a couple things, like fry taco shells and very rarely make Rueben sandwiches, but that was all he was allowed to do.
You can always do a semi home cooked meal where somethings are prepped already like rotisserie chicken and then you can make a casserole with it by adding rice or cheese etc.
My dad made the best bacon. Biscuits, sos. Gravy. Toast. Veggie beef soup. Hot chocolate. I don't feel like typing all night but he never ever pulled this bs.
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"You won't even help me? I am your son." I have felt this line.
My mom would’ve not only helped but come over and cook it for me
swat101able Yep. You’re on your own, sir!
@cm. CG Weird
@Cian MacGana wait a minute
That means you were a bad son unworthy of help
The ever so slight dad touch of clicking the tongs didn’t go unnoticed. As a dad myself, I shed a tear at the tip of the hat to all dads.
hear hear!
Evan Tykocki honestly I bet he did that instinctively he’s in touch with his inner dad
Gotta click them at least 3 times to make sure they still work every time you pick them up
Always gotta hit em with the safety clicks
Bro I'm 17 and click the tongs lol
I was impressed that he added cheese ...that has to count for something
lies are all about details
If you don’t add cheese then it doesn’t count!
Lol
U know that skill took years to acquire
Still doesn't make that brand tolerable, but it's looks that count.
As a Southerner it’s so great to have a channel where people make fun of a region’s customs and dialect and it ain’t about me... thanks You Betcha
We midwesterners make fun of ourselves a lot lol.
What about it’s a southern thing
This so reminds me of my buddy terry.. he was a painter and I was a drywall finisher. Some days we would go surfing all day and then before we drove home he would flick paint on himself and I would rub drywall mud on me, people in the beach parking lot would be like WTF are you guys doing?? We would explain and then continue splattering and spraying each other for more laughs as they were in shock & laughter we'd have the whole parking lot crying laughing, we never got caught either. RIP Terrible Terrence ❤🙇🏽♂️🏄🏽♂️
This is soo amazing. I hope my husband finds a work buddy that great!
Love this story, i can relate! RIP to your buddy
Fuck man, Rest In Peace. Sounds like a good homie.
Sounds like he was a lot of fun to have around - sorry for your loss.
I would go to the bar with my buddy after work. Then right before going home, I'd spray my hands and clothes with that fish attractant you use on lures. Then when I got home I'd tell my wife the truth, that I went to the bar. She'd smell my clothes and say no you've been fishing again! Works every time!
Rookie mistake. Order delivery right before she leaves, and just microwave it a few minutes before she gets home
Bloodthirstier easy for me I’m a professional chef haha this cracks me up
I've done that shit 😂😂😂
or just make a good supper?
@@payneoverdoseg Well that defeats the point of the sketch!
Bleh then it tastes microwaved!!!
You dudes need to learn about crock pots and Pinterest. Every night would be your birthday if you just learned how to utilize those two tools.
Dude I literally send these videos straight to my dad 😂😂
My dad actually did this when I was growing up. Exact same brand and everything. His failure was trusting a young boy to be able to lie convincingly to his mom
He underestimated the power of a dollar...
Your dad is a pussy.
@@stanknugget hahahahaha
😂😂😂
This is great 😂😂😂😂
My dad only knows how to cook cheesesteaks, so we only had cheesesteaks when there was an argument.
Hey that sounds pretty good. It was spaghetti and meatballs for dinner when my dad cooked.
My dad acutally always used to make pancakes no matter the time 😂 I still eat pancakes also for lunch and dinner
Hamburgers or minute steak sammiches in my house. My kids hate when mom doesn't cook
Wes Sollenberger What kind of kid hates hamburgers?
chicken and mashed potatoes for me
The cheese over the shoulder i lost it 😂
Me toooooooo !! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I dont need to cook dinner, I just need to make it look like I did" 🤣🤣💀👌 lmfao
This hits home more then the target or bush latte..... which I thought couldn’t be beat. My guy for the quarantine win!
You forgot to sip Busch Lite while "cooking" 🤣
Right? I think this is the first video I've seen without a good bruscy👍 needs editing ASAP
Probably the most relatable thing about this his verbal over-emphasis on just how helpful and supportive he’s being by making dinner
My family actually really enjoys when I make dinner lol. Anything from homemade pizzas, to home made buttermilk chicken tenders, pot roasts, steak, general tso chicken, ect
If my dad has to cook theres no " meal" all you'll get is meat😂😂😂
That's me haha you may get baked potatoes with that steak tho
@@jacobneill5711 Thats too funny! Its defiantly a man thing😂😂😂
My dad used to grab an unseasoned rotisserie chicken from Costco when it was his turn to “cook”. I always went to bed hungry with him in the kitchen
I see no problem with this "meal". Bon appetit!
@@shew239 hey! Those are yummy! But I see the problem i can eat one of those my damn self💪 just tell him to get a bunch next time😂😂
“I cooked, you clean” haha heard that a time or two
Little did this guy know, he’s been prepping for quarantine for years with these videos. Having conversations with no one and believing he solved a problem.
Always give your tongs a couple of test clicks before use.
how else would you know if they worked?
90% of Californians don’t know what supper is.
We only heard about it growing up watching “little house on the prairie” or “Anna green gables”. Maybe came across it reading “box car children.”
ok boomer
@ahri not in mine
This is me. From Wisconsin and keep er moving.
"Anne of* Green Gables"
im 19 and i loved the box car children books tbh
I’m happy that people like you are getting people like me to watch their content... that’s the only good thing about all this. You’re VERY good. Keep it up.
Completely accurate right down to the Food Club brand cheese.
Abbey Mae also note it is supper not dinner. There is no lunch in ND
cali here, how is the food club brand cheese???
@@thenerdsentertainment1601 The best value cheese you will ever have!
@@abbeymae291 have to look it up and try it
Probably one of the most honest videos on the net. All dads and husbands at some point. We got this.
genius! all you guys, thank you for keeping us laughing.
I love how he sits the hot ass pan straight on the counter!
If it's a Granite or Marble Countertop then that's fine.
Watching this as my husband cooks. Sweet AF!
My dad was the opposite, he'd spend hours in the kitchen prepping some meal he saw on TV or in a cookbook, but he'd never reference any written instructions. He'd work from memory and eyeball all measurements. It'd always turn out delicious if a little spicy sometimes.
Lasagna in the oven for a couple of hours!? 🤣 Gave himself away too easy!
Make her a deal - she doesn't tell anyone about the carton, you don't tell anyone about her running errands during a quarantine.
My thought exactly!
Easy.
Go Wings
@@robert48044 hell yeah!
Yes!!!! So we aren’t the only ones
Can't believe I'm JUST finding ur channel.
NEED to laugh.
Thank you!!
“But I’m your son!” 😂
So late to discovering this channel but your videos are legitimately the funniest shit I’ve seen in years.
Everytime I watch this guy videos I just cant help rolling up my sleeves.
lmao that mischievous music that kicks in when he has the idea
I simultaneously love and hate this channel because it’s the epitome of “lol I hate my wife and life” boomer humor... but it’s actually funny.
We finally got to hear Sharon's voice!
The beginning of this video gave me bad flashbacks from my house last week! Wife was on a mission. 😂. 🍻 from Prairie Sunset Ranch !
A few drops on the counter. Priceless!
100% of the time when it’s my turn to cook dinner i go on the grill and well....i GRILL! The kids love it wifey doesn’t cook it’s a win win! 🌭 🍔 🍗
My "Go-to" meals for when I cook are Spaghetti, easy tacos, or steaks. You never get complaints from those.
Just in time for my Busch Latte!
I knew that nap was coming 😴😂
The cheese part 😂 that made it 100% believable
Ope, accidentally liked and subscribed.
Ope, sorry, I accidentally liked this comment.
Insert Name Here ope, I accidentally had higher self esteem.
Ope, 'scuse me sir. I may have clicked da like button.
Ope, sorey there neighbor heard you loud was making lunch. wondered if you need any help. ??? Sure thing I’ll help out. what you cookin? No don’t thank me I’m jus’ here to help. Yeeh, I know a thing ‘er two ‘round the stove. Here take a beer and watch the game. ‘Ey neighbor I got ‘yer 3 course meal all hot’n ready on the table. I’ll be on my way. No no, no need to thank me-all what‘a good neighbor’s for. Yep, see ya at the bar. Yeah yeah Friday, sames time as always. Tell Cindy I I I’m sorry when youse get there. I’ll be a bit late, and last time she really got on me. I know, every woman is like that can’t change ‘em. Okay thanks. See ya neighbor. Hey, tell the family I says hi.
Ope just gonna slide right past ya hear and submit this comment
He said 15 mins she’d be back, the microwave said 4:30, six would be 27 minutes 💀
Oakley Slate you must be fun at parties
Power probably went out.
You can drive a truck through that plot hole.
Goes to show women are never on time.
@@realShadowKat zinger
The editing on your videos is spot on
The fart when he gets off the couch 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dillweed!!!!! I literally said the same shit trying to cook once
LMAO, that’ll most likely be me in the future. 🤣
Only the first 5 seconds are enough reason why this is the only channel where I've got this notification thing of RUclips activated
Gorgeous wedding invite on the fridge 😎
This needs to be an ad for stouffers😄😆😂😂
I’m worried he is just talking with himself, and there is no wife at all.
“Dill weed i..hhhw..what the fuck is dill weed”😂
I believe I heard a little "turbo boost" from your backdoor around 50 secs in! Nothing better to get that kitchen up and running! Stay Strong YB!
I heard that as well, lol
“What the f*** is dillweed?” My experience living with food science majors for 2 years
Am I weird that I love frickin cooking?
Bacon cheese steaks coming right up honey
I love the fact that he says supper. I miss hearing that term
The singing is me every time 😂
the greatest heist video ever.
The word supper makes me think of an Amish family eating at the table
the chicks voice at the end sounds like the "let me take a selfie" girl in the song
This guy is a genius
Hell yeah he is.
Goodness ever so Canadian meets Midwest 🥰😅🤣
When the bongos came on…you knew that Opeceans Eleven was on
When my dad cooks life is great!
He calls his mom first thing 😂 full grown adult I do the same thing
It's funny because growing up in the south you learn how to cook, my girlfriend would have come home to fried chicken, fried pickles, collard greens, mashed potatoes AND a cream brulee for dessert
I did all the cooking but this was me with cleaning/laundry.
My mom would literally fly to my house on a jet pack, cook dinner, and leave before anyone gets home.
1:19 is the way my dog looks at me when I open the fridge.
Pretty sure she would still notice the 6 boxes of Stouffer's gone... Lol
I smiled the whole way threw this event!
The office on TV 🤣
All that effort is just perfect.
I’m a good cook when I actually decide to cook something other than leftovers.
As an Italian who has cooked at various events, some with hundreds of people, and who's never had to use a recipe in his life, I can't relate to this at all
I cooked, you clean🤣
Hahaha! If you're a guy who lives alone you eventually have to learn to cook. There are a ton of easy dishes to make. Glad my mom taught me how to cook the basics. Now the only frozen food I cook are Russian dumplings (pelmeni); to make them homemade is way too much work. Cheers from Moscow! 🇷🇺
My dad was able to use every pot and pan my parents owned just to boil water. Drove mom nuts. After a couple times doing this, she didn't bug him to cook anymore. He did a couple things, like fry taco shells and very rarely make Rueben sandwiches, but that was all he was allowed to do.
Major Skinner steamed hams energy.
I was in the middle of watching this and realized I forgot about breakfast
Thanks for the great idea!
Who enters the time on the microwave BEFORE they close the door???😂
Me watching this while my Beef Wellington cooks: "I guess?"
Lmfaoo as someone who enjoys cooking this is hilarious
He whipped that up in 10 mins
That actually looks good at the end ngl 🤣
This is hilarious but the total opposite of my house growing up because my dad actually did all of the cooking
You can always do a semi home cooked meal where somethings are prepped already like rotisserie chicken and then you can make a casserole with it by adding rice or cheese etc.
I hate that question..😐 this is great!!😂
1:45 breaking bad camera angle! Nicely done Vincent Gilligan would be proud!
When you procrastinate on that very important paper or assignment even sometimes in college XD
"I cooked, the rest of you can clean"
As the main cook in my family I am appaled and at the same time ....I might steal this idea. Lol
I got very anxious as soon as that label fell behind the paper towels
LOL I always say "I cooked you clean"
The best part about this was I literally had a lasagna in the oven while I watched it
My dad made the best bacon. Biscuits, sos. Gravy. Toast. Veggie beef soup. Hot chocolate. I don't feel like typing all night but he never ever pulled this bs.
Nice minimalist home!