BRUTAL BOOKSHELF ROASTING🔥📚🔥 ( ft. Greene Daniel )
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- LET'S ROAST SOME BOOKSHELVES!
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Who roasts better? GD or DG?
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Must have been really hard to say you like funko pops. XD
GD is slightly superior.. tho DG could catch up easily with some effort. He could sneakily get a picture of GD's selfs for us to see.
We will do the roasting as DG still isn't providing a decent shelf himself right now... Well thinking about that I might want to keep my cakehole shut, as my shelves look like a manic just went through, pulling out half of them in order to reorganize those shelves. That manic might have gone off on a procrastinating spree himself and I really don't know when I'll be able to get the shelves clean and pretty again
GD 101%
Ganiel Dreen for sure
10:27 smooth criminal
Something tells me Greene Daniel’s shelf is either the most gorgeous majestic gothic library in existence, or a single Terry Goodkind novel mouldering in the corner of his bathroom.
both?
I think it's just a minimalist setup consisting of one board of Kafka novels he pretends he has read next to an expensive-looking (but really quite cheap) bottle of liquor.
Or the Goodkind on a shrine
Greene Daniel so forgiving compared to Daniel Greene. Didn't even acknowledge the person using the top of their bookshelf to collect FCKN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK CANS
I actually did and it was cut in the edit I believe for being too harsh. Lol
@@DanielGreeneReviewsI call BS!
There's no thing like to harsh for a roasting
Fake news
@@DanielGreeneReviews Hey you're not Greene Daniel
@@DanielGreeneReviews Should post the clip of roasting the monster energy drink cans as a short
I hope Green Daniel will at some point roast Daniel Greene for the horrendous pile of books he calls a bookshelf 😂
Boy are you about to be happy.
@@DanielGreeneReviewstouché good sir… touché
Live by the Stache die by the stache
I love when you can tell that a person commented before they finished watching the video lmao
@RobertNeilson: I came here to ask, "DID YOU NOT WATCH THE VIDEO???"
A prime example of channeling one’s inner Ron Swanson.
I was just about to say that. Daniel plays it excellently.
The fact that you said "Parker Parker" so hard, that the air from your "P"s placed your mustache back on perfectly is top tier
The books nailed to the wall killed me but the books with their asses out finished the job.
I thought it was just me😂
"A similar feeling of dread one gets when driving down a cul-de-sac of nothing but matching houses."
Literally the dread I got when visiting my cousin and all the houses were the same....and then the mail came. Everyone came out of their house to check the mail at the same time! It was an actual living nightmare lol.
This sounds like a scene from A Wrinkle in Time, in a place where all the residents are controlled by the Big Bad.
9:37 The fact that he didn't comment on the absurd collection of energy drink and pop cans upsets me greatly
The Book Throne paid off and I made it into one of these. Books For The Book Throne!
Your confidence is incredible!
@@DanielGreeneReviews The back got it got real wobbly on the left side while I was stacking them.
I will now forever refer to the bottom of books as "book asses". Thank you, Greene Daniel.
Watching Greene Daniel's mustache gradually abandon his upper lip is reminiscent of watching an oncoming train wreck. It's kind of a letdown when it magically reattaches...
OK, I love Ganiel Dreene. More of him please.
I haven't watched a video from our Goblin King in a while so seeing that he moved and doesn't have that magnificent bookshelf setup in the background hurt my eyes 😭
In our Goblin Lord's defense I will be back watching videos more consistently. 🙏 Praise to the Goblin King 🤴 Where do we submit our bookshelves for roasting?
All the other roasts have been gold. This has been platinum! Please, dont ever stop!
More Green Daniel. That was beautiful. Setting up your shelves seems like a good live stream.
"i sentence you to please leave me alone" i'm using this, thankyou greene daniel
Oh my god, he reviewed my deep flaws... I mean my shelf 😂😂 the ladder actually really takes up a substantial amount of space in the room 😅
6:50 is the greatest bookshelf i've ever seen and I am full of unadulterated envy.
Where is Daniel? This guy looks different
If you like funko pops, how do you feel about glass doors on shelves, new guy?
Positively.
I don't want to alarm you, Daniel, but there's a bug eating your face.
Thank you for your fear of my husband! We both appreciate it!
Man I hope these are as enjoyable for you (and Greene Daniel) to film as they are for us to watch.
Green Daniel? Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time...
Dammit! How do I keep missing these posts! I want to submit mine!
is it ok if Daniel Greene is just the side guy from now on? I really like this Greene Daniel person.
I love this new Greene Daniel character. That documentary-parody tone and rythm will never not be funny to me. 10 out of 10.
Ron Swanson-core
yes! i was also getting captain holt from b99
The gaiman book on the book Throne is norse mythology not American gods
Ooh I’m loving Greene Daniel! He brings great flavor to the roast. 10/10 he can get it! 😉
This video is straight… serotonin juice. I laughed tears down my face for the full 18:46. Holy crap. I’m out of breath. Best RUclips video of 2023. Thank you Daniel Greene and Green Daniel for this. When I’m sad, this will be the first thing I pull up. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ So much love!! 🙏🏻
I thought this was just Daniel in disguise with a badly attached fake mustache. Obviously that was incorrect, I apologize. The funky pops have definitively proven me wrong.
Greene Daniel misidentified Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology as Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, -0.003/10
I'm drawing while watching this, and really thought he was doing an impression of Ron Swanson. XD
Ouch that ad audio
This style is legit the best rendition so far! Keep it up!
B out of 10 made me spit out my hazelnut hot chocolate. Thank you, Greene Daniel!
9:07 And he doesn't have a cat 😂
I pledge allegiance to Greene Daniel. May he have all the eggs, bacon, and waffles in the world.
A paper cut from the Game of Books throne could come in a really unfortunate spot.
PP definitely should not visit Game of Books' house.
0:00 The Goblin Mustache Host XD
mustachioed
Wild to see Greene Daniel again, I thought he was in a shallow grave somewhere in Virginia
This may sound weird but you always inspire me to read. I read a decent amount but honestly almost never finish your videos...because i want to just read more
Wow, I am currently building my own bookshelf after moving and thought _Daniel didn't do a Bookshelf Roast in a while_ and here we are 😂
Oh snap you roasted my shelves, I had the tv paused on you with contacts and all that haha, I feel blessed by the goblin
Alright, who invited Mr. Mustacio into the mix 'cause I fucking love him. He's great, like I love Daniel's reaction roasts still, but this guy's stickler, no-nonsense dead-pan character is really working for me. XD
I was expecting a southern accent accompanied with that there fine moustache. But I guess there ain't much tash justice anymore on this God's green earth no more... That's all I could come up with.
Thank you for the roasting Greene Daniel. I will make sure to hide the one white cable under my bookshelf from now on. It will never again see the light of day for as long as I live.
Seriously has to be my favorite video yet. The temp host really knows how to grip an audience.
Neil Gaiman''s America Gods was not at the hand of the throne Daniel, that is Norse Mythology, either way a solid read and the message remains clear.
Green Daniel. Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time. I still remember him as the legendary anchor of fantasy news.
You read minds dude. Was just thinking "when will the next bookshelf roast come". Really needed this
I love the plot progression of his mustache.
Ooh our turn to roast the goblin....he is asking for it with that dangly wire there near his hoard of books....the overly large die might be compensating for other too small round things in life....might just be starting out his journey in book collecting as the shelves are unseen or if over 25 it might just be too late for them like Green Daniel suggested....doesn't like funkos but has their own goblin head, not sure what to make of that...guess in all it would have to be a C out of 10 :)
Book ass has now been added to my lexicon.
The steady decline of the mustache is also perfect lol
GREENE DANIEL IS BACK!!!!
I really hope no one forgets that daniel called norse mythology american gods
Because that’s the name of the book?
The dialogue and editing are comedy gold 😂
This is a great episode of Earthling Cinema.
Dude your Quake 2 tattoo is EPIC! I shudder to think how much time I spent rocket jumping round maps 😀
I really need to follow your Twitter so that I don't miss the next one of these
I remember just a few days ago I was watching one of these and I cleaned my bookshelf and took pictures in case you did one of these soon
Gaaaaawd
11:01
Greene Daniel’s bookshelf cameo
2:45 I’m deep in my Hannibal TV show hyper fixation right now, and the way you just effortlessly channeled Will right there was hilarious. Still need to send in my own shelves, but I need to get one more so my books aren’t on the floor.
10:53 missed opportunity to use pull out
Bravo, Greene Daniel. Your charisma, charm and humor far surpass those of your alter ego, which would normally cheer me but sadly it only reminds me of my similar shortcomings in comparison to my own Color-Last-Name-First alter ego Brown Luke. He is a constant thorn in my side and my arch nemesis. 10/10.
7:17 “The Elements of Style”
I don’t believe you.
Absolutely no mercy from Green Daniel!!!
You joke, but @12:26 I am legit jealous of that Nausicaä edition.
I love these. I literally giggled and stumped my feet in glee
Damn, I thought Daniel was ruthless but this guy takes the cake
Don't bring daniel back. This retired cop is far better
What are your thoughts about custom funkos? Made to look like book characters? I love them because they have so much more detail and I can decorate around my books with the characters from the series. Buttttt still funkos hahaha
No offense, but what was going on with the person who attached books to the wall? I don't think I've ever seen a shelf display that bad before...😬
Your delivery makes it sound like I'm listening to solemn news broadcast. 11/10
I have to admit I'm curious if liking comments is an ego thing or a requirement of the relationship
(engagement ^^)
"Parker. PARKER!" Moustache decides to pop back on. hahahaha
Great as always, just wanna say: the audio was pretty overdriven in the intro, but I would guess that changes when Daniel is back. But love this Ganiel guy, that is some true chaotic neutral stuff.
Total Ron Swason vibes with the mustache and the roasting XD love it
I laughed and loved this way more than normal. Thank you
Yay! Greene Daniel liked my pupper's ear! 😂😂😂
12:13 um actually, that’s not Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, that’s Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology
(15:49)
052617 also maps out to "afcgbh" if we set "a" as zero. If we look at how many shelves this person has, we may see seven, but there are eight, as the top of the case on the left can count as it's own shelf. Thus, we look at shelf A's book F, or the first shelf's sixth book, which (with scrolling) is blue. The next sequence results in a indigo book. The next sequence is primarily green. Thus, blue, indigo, and green, which (in ROYGBIV order, with red set as one) results in the numerical set "5-6-4". We can safely assume that this supervillian has hidden behind the door-shelf, a safe, the code to which being 5-6-4. The contents of this safe reveal the date of the supervillian's attack and the detailed plan for said offensive.
Thank you.
How much does Green Daniel get paid to say he likes Funko Pops lmao
Cool he hired Ron Swanson for this video 😅
I need more Greene Daniel. MUCH MORE GREENE DANIEL
Oh, no, I missed it again. My shelves were all ready to be critiqued, and I missed it. Next time, maybe.
You scripted your speech or everything came from the heart? 😅 Very funny!
It’s all off the dome.
@@DanielGreeneReviews well done! BTW, your more recent book will be available on retailers? Keep on the good work!
This was a good one. I hope Greene Daniel comes for a substitution again in the future.
12:04 Is that KrimsonRogue's throne of books I'm in hysterics if so
Genuinely one of the funniest vids I've seen in a long while. Ty Daniel :)
Best Bookshelf Roast yet... 10/10
I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!
The two things I'm gaining through this series are alot of book recommendations and a hatred of funko pops
The best episode yet. The format never gets old.
second shelf: double stacking accepted due to i believe choice of categorisation ? by author in those cases ?
One day ill be brave enough to snap a picture of my book displays for this... One day
Daniel, I think this this was the funniest yet 😂
You missed it on one. The owner of the bookshelf was not Parker Parker. This was the last word of a mute man trying to identify his killer, repeated larger when no one responded to his first silent cry. As sad and fruitless as Verin's letter to Mat, this man shared Caemlyn's fate.
For the record I believe the ladder in the picture before the book throne was meant to assist smaller children as the books seem to be for a younger audience :)