Probably The Stupidest Balatro Hand You've Ever Seen

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025
  • im not addicted

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  • @deathmodereal
    @deathmodereal 8 дней назад +1850

    breaking news local ultrakill player tries to p rank balatro

  • @Il_BroAlex
    @Il_BroAlex 8 дней назад +1798

    Bro got more points than atoms in the universe and got 3 dollars

    • @zeemouu
      @zeemouu 2 дня назад +75

      actually he got about 3.3e734 which would be roughly equal to if you turned all the atoms in the universe into their own universes and then did that 8 more times

    • @RefridgeratorPlus
      @RefridgeratorPlus 2 дня назад +36

      3 Dollars is 3 dollars.

    • @Yyngaa
      @Yyngaa День назад +1

      @@RefridgeratorPlus real

    • @MiekuahProductions
      @MiekuahProductions День назад +4

      And used some of those money to buy celestial pack

    • @nightskyflyer2638
      @nightskyflyer2638 17 часов назад

      ​​@@zeemouu FUCKING WHAT

  • @Zerelex
    @Zerelex 6 дней назад +624

    The “oh boy a celestial pack!” SENT me. I’m still laughing

    • @grufy309
      @grufy309 4 дня назад +10

      Same here XD

  • @hzmanyag6761
    @hzmanyag6761 8 дней назад +1017

    "Cash Out: 3$"

    • @SnaksiXD
      @SnaksiXD День назад +10

      GameStop trade ahh Balatro

  • @intr0verts0324
    @intr0verts0324 8 дней назад +733

    No more ultrakill, guys, he's on balatro for the next few years

    • @Hudini727
      @Hudini727 7 дней назад +24

      he's on balatro till we get fraud

    • @intr0verts0324
      @intr0verts0324 7 дней назад +15

      @Hudini727 exactly. Few years lmao

  • @thegeigercounter27
    @thegeigercounter27 6 дней назад +708

    i’d approximate your actual score as around e720. that’s absurdly, insanely incomprehensible. you’d need to multiply 9 observable universes together to have the same number of atoms. jesus christ, happy new year. balatro x ultrakill face cards when

    • @vitasnova
      @vitasnova 6 дней назад +104

      No! It's much worse! If each universe he needed was an atom in another universe, he would still need e120 universes...!

    • @deadtrimmcgee6063
      @deadtrimmcgee6063 День назад

      someone already made custom cards on the r/ultrakill

  • @ryanr27
    @ryanr27 7 дней назад +453

    “I don’t think this is supposed to happen”
    I mean one of the things in the description of the Steam page says “break the game”. With the right setup, this is very much intended

  • @Shadowpaw67
    @Shadowpaw67 3 дня назад +129

    The fact that the game didn't just like
    Implode and have a CPU error is a testament to the dev's programming LOL

    • @theoddpear9700
      @theoddpear9700 День назад +14

      I assume it stops calculating once naninf is hit

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 16 часов назад

      That wouldn't be difficult to program

  • @randomyoutuber4189
    @randomyoutuber4189 День назад +52

    the dealer watching as i burn 127 cryptids, play a laminated, steel-cast king, and summon a black hole:

  • @ATSM_33
    @ATSM_33 7 дней назад +410

    The devs 100% intended for this, you fool. All roguelikes fall to the machinations of pure, unfiltered luck.

    • @alekzos4105
      @alekzos4105 6 дней назад +31

      Lol dev(s)

    • @beefomuffin1049
      @beefomuffin1049 5 дней назад +19

      You mean John dev

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 3 дня назад +3

      The one Dev who doesn't mean for the game to go any further than Ante 8

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ 2 дня назад +9

      The dev, be respectful for the amount of work put into this

    • @aurastrike
      @aurastrike 2 дня назад

      ​@@davidaugustofc2574 I mean it ends at ante 39 because the blind hits the chip cap

  • @elijahwallis956
    @elijahwallis956 8 дней назад +138

    Glad to see that the particle accelerator is coming along well

  • @gfdweeqwr9962
    @gfdweeqwr9962 8 дней назад +298

    Cryptid never fails to make the game unrecognizably broken, good shit

    • @phoenixofzeal663
      @phoenixofzeal663 8 дней назад +10

      ...this is vanilla.

    • @TechnetiumPrime
      @TechnetiumPrime 8 дней назад +2

      ​@@phoenixofzeal663 Cryptid is also the name of the spectral cards he uses to copy the cards repeatedly.

    • @viewybark
      @viewybark 8 дней назад +113

      @@phoenixofzeal663 Cryptid is the card duplicating all the kings, not the mod

    • @phoenixofzeal663
      @phoenixofzeal663 8 дней назад +25

      Yep I realized that too soon, sorry

    • @DragonPanda4
      @DragonPanda4 6 дней назад +2

      😂

  • @lamthaiphuc4510
    @lamthaiphuc4510 8 дней назад +205

    Holy shit he has become John Balatro

  • @Literally_a_plant
    @Literally_a_plant 7 дней назад +107

    This is my introduction to balatro btw.

  • @TeletubbieArmado
    @TeletubbieArmado 5 дней назад +137

    Shoutout to that one guy who decided to post this on rule34 for no reason at all

  • @Link_Bird
    @Link_Bird 8 дней назад +141

    The multiplier is going into frequencies man is not supposed to hear.

  • @DarkestDion
    @DarkestDion 4 дня назад +30

    This is what completing Solitaire as a kid felt like.

  • @beesinpyjamas9617
    @beesinpyjamas9617 6 дней назад +108

    imagine showing this to localthunk after he made the first prototype of the game

    • @pe1900
      @pe1900 4 дня назад +31

      i’d imagine he’d just be like “aw hell yeah this is exactly what i wanted”

  • @DaKingKayden
    @DaKingKayden 5 дней назад +63

    0:50 "It's not... it's not-it's not shutting down!"

    • @CalvinWiersum
      @CalvinWiersum 4 дня назад +10

      Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained gambler.

  • @skyloski2242
    @skyloski2242 4 дня назад +28

    “Best I can give you for this is 3 bucks”

  • @RegalBlob
    @RegalBlob 8 дней назад +316

    The epilepsy warning wasn’t for us
    It was for the mult counter
    It’s having a seizure

  • @TheBeaz3
    @TheBeaz3 6 дней назад +109

    Hello guys today we’re back with more P rank Ultrakill. In this video, an early kill streak allowed me to get a lot of points, which carried me into the late game of the level. Enjoy.

  • @BlackPsionic
    @BlackPsionic 5 дней назад +44

    "I'm sure people have gotten higher scores."
    Probably with the Cryptid mod, maybe, but I don't think anyone I've seen has scored higher than this in vanilla. Good lord.

    • @rifk_
      @rifk_ День назад +1

      i mean havent finished the hand atp but its probably gonna be only naneinf higher probably

    • @rifk_
      @rifk_ День назад +1

      nevermind he hit naneinf LMFAO yeah not sure then, it gets down to like oh how many kings can you dupe or smnth to get higher but like it doesnt matter he hit naneinf so

  • @CalvinWiersum
    @CalvinWiersum 4 дня назад +27

    Halfway through…
    I just noticed it’s plasma.

  • @qazasdr7014
    @qazasdr7014 5 дней назад +106

    “I watch RTGame, there’s no way this is dumber than his hands.”
    Little did I know, I was about to see a feature. A creature feature. Featuring a goddamn creature. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @naki051
      @naki051 2 дня назад +3

      RT's Balatro professors burned down the lab after he sold Showman last run

  • @letcreate123
    @letcreate123 6 дней назад +52

    Bro could've beat the killscreen with that

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior 6 дней назад +15

      IIRC if you score naneinf on the killscreen you still lose, there's a video of it happening on youtube

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 3 дня назад

      ​@@edcellwarrioryes

    • @Artipup
      @Artipup День назад +1

      @@edcellwarriorIt’s a joke bruv

  • @apiaxerpla
    @apiaxerpla 8 дней назад +60

    the fucking tornado of multipliers

  • @muhammadzhahrul03
    @muhammadzhahrul03 8 дней назад +62

    peak ultrakill content

  • @anaguma90
    @anaguma90 5 дней назад +18

    I've never seen the mult counter just blink out of existence like that before

  • @waffleman368
    @waffleman368 7 дней назад +124

    Balatro Cryptid players: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

    • @DragonPanda4
      @DragonPanda4 6 дней назад +26

      They need cryptid in both scenarios 😂🎉

    • @ImprobableTrace
      @ImprobableTrace 6 дней назад +1

      Even better: Jens almanac players

    • @Mp5Drummer
      @Mp5Drummer 10 часов назад +1

      Doing it in the real game is a lot cooler than a mod, just saying

  • @jogla_the_wizard
    @jogla_the_wizard 8 дней назад +42

    oh boi! celestial pack!

  • @Turkwithknife
    @Turkwithknife 8 дней назад +80

    Let the gambling addiction roll in

  • @frankjohnson123
    @frankjohnson123 День назад +6

    "why is the fire so loud?"
    because it's not a fire anymore, it's a supernova

  • @Ecuber3
    @Ecuber3 8 дней назад +54

    ultragamble

  • @DreadPirateOtts
    @DreadPirateOtts 4 дня назад +8

    my favorite part is when the mult numbers flopped out of the window like flailing fish and slapped my cat

  • @controlcore1
    @controlcore1 6 дней назад +18

    It's not... It-it's not- it's not shutting down, it-!

  • @bytoadynolastname6149
    @bytoadynolastname6149 День назад +4

    When you realize that 95% of the video runtime is the game just trying to figure out the score.

  • @TheCreepyLantern
    @TheCreepyLantern 8 дней назад +21

    this is unhinged in the best possible way

  • @paulhoffman1677
    @paulhoffman1677 День назад +3

    All those King cards flapping away at the end is quite satisfying.

  • @marvinvargas4988
    @marvinvargas4988 День назад +4

    With so many cards in your deck, I bet a Blue Joker would really help your next hand.

  • @unoriginalcopy9844
    @unoriginalcopy9844 5 дней назад +24

    i found this vid on rule34

  • @chriscreeper85
    @chriscreeper85 6 дней назад +12

    Balatro particle accelerator

  • @WhiteParrotYT
    @WhiteParrotYT 8 дней назад +17

    linguini gambling before gta 6

  • @reddodeado301
    @reddodeado301 4 дня назад +6

    Ah yes my favorite number
    Not A Number to the power of Infinity

  • @Ninecircles4
    @Ninecircles4 7 дней назад +7

    Only the finest Balatro gameplay in the Linguini channel.

  • @RaptorMocha
    @RaptorMocha 3 дня назад +3

    i got a midroll ad right in the middle of him saying he’s going to allow midroll ads

  • @JikuAraiguma
    @JikuAraiguma 5 дней назад +7

    “Oh boy a celestial pack 🙂”

  • @syrozzz
    @syrozzz 2 дня назад +2

    It was strangely unnerving lol.
    I was half expecting a black hole to burst out of my screen.

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 6 дней назад +25

    literally RTgame's infinity scoring method

    • @relatal
      @relatal 6 дней назад +14

      It’s like everyone’s infinity scoring methods, it’s one of the only 3-ish very specific infinity scoring methods and is the most common one

    • @brainmaxxing1
      @brainmaxxing1 4 дня назад +1

      @@relatal So there's this, perkoless version of this with more barons/mimes/blueprints, and then stacking with observatory?

  • @MW-cx3sb
    @MW-cx3sb День назад +1

    Bro's odds went so high forget atoms in the universe he had a 1 for 1 chance of odds that a replica of him would be born perfectly.

  • @Liskonder
    @Liskonder 5 дней назад +8

    Wait till he knows about isaac

  • @oskardja9752
    @oskardja9752 8 дней назад +10

    Just a bit of numbers, just a tiny bit

  • @dbkaus
    @dbkaus 5 дней назад +9

    you gotta check out balatro university's recent world record score run, like this but on steroids

  • @original_pandus
    @original_pandus 6 дней назад +8

    Naneinf = (not a number)^infinity

  • @PonFromRussia
    @PonFromRussia 3 дня назад +5

    There was 262 cards retriggering, each king in hand was gaving 9x mult or 9 × 262 per hand and then 2 mimes so it makes it go 3 total times which is (9 × 262) × 3, count it yourself now lol, also its exponential so the score gets even higher btw

    • @nicolaszanon3337
      @nicolaszanon3337 3 дня назад +1

      Ngl i think he got more than 10, idk for sure tho i cant count higher than that

  • @bowenjudd1028
    @bowenjudd1028 4 дня назад +8

    So, what happens on the big blind

  • @rokaslokusevicius3810
    @rokaslokusevicius3810 8 дней назад +13

    Read all of the comments and still less than halfway through the video

  • @whackareal
    @whackareal 2 дня назад +2

    I watch balatro university, this is somehow tame

  • @ireallydontknowifiamhonest
    @ireallydontknowifiamhonest 6 дней назад +4

    gives cookie clicker a run for it's money

  • @snowythompson2349
    @snowythompson2349 6 дней назад +5

    You can get mods that remove the scoring animations, and it'll instantly calculate the score.
    I think some mods also alter the numerical value cap in score so that NANINF isn't as easy to reach.

  • @notvanini
    @notvanini 3 дня назад +1

    Just daily dose of 9 minutes of earrape with a hint of epilepsy points multiplier from balatro

  • @sonminh7262
    @sonminh7262 День назад +1

    Least broken hand in balatro:

  • @JustKasaly
    @JustKasaly 6 дней назад +8

    I have literally no idea what Baltro is/how it works, but this looks quite fun, happy new year also

    • @cosmiclass3622
      @cosmiclass3622 4 дня назад +5

      So the score of a hand in Balatro is determining by multiplying the chip total of a given hand by the score multiplier. Different card effects and power-ups can add to or change the score multiplier. In this case, Linguini has a joker (a kind of power-up) which multiplies the score multiplier (yes multiplication on multiplication) by 1.5x per king held in hand. Each king is also a steel card, which applies another 1.5x mult when held in hand. He then also has a joker which copies the ability of the king mult card, another joker copying that card, and two jokers which re-trigger all abilities of cards held in hand. I don't have the math know-how to convey this properly but essentially each of those cards held in hand is increasing the score mult EXPONENTIALLY.
      Around halfway through the number processor the game uses loses the ability to process higher number calculations and so the score displayed is essentially infinity to the power of NAN (Not A Number) meaning it cannot actually do any further calculations

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 8 дней назад +19

    YES, BATLARO, MORE PLEASE
    btw, this was a seeded run, right?... right?

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 5 дней назад +4

    This needs Dark Souls type epic boos music background.

  • @Thefueevev
    @Thefueevev 7 дней назад +8

    I found this video on a rule 34 site.

  • @nucleus_star
    @nucleus_star 8 дней назад +20

    ninetyfivepercentofgamblersquitbeforetheyhitbig

  • @noriyakigumble3011
    @noriyakigumble3011 42 минуты назад

    Local Balatro Player tries to fuel gambling addiction; accidentally mimics the Death rattle of God on a small bind

  • @lotarion
    @lotarion 5 дней назад +4

    So if my math is correct, this hand increased the mult by a factor of 1.49 * 10^738

  • @nullanma5134
    @nullanma5134 День назад

    I’m surprised your computer didn’t explode into several new universes at that point

  • @That_One_Sunshine_Knight
    @That_One_Sunshine_Knight 13 часов назад

    "Eventually, Balatro stopped thinking"

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 2 дня назад +1

    Jesus, Goku didn't even power up for this long.

  • @v-c-m
    @v-c-m 6 дней назад +4

    An admirable effort. I've seen bigger, but definitely an admirable effort.

  • @yossarian00
    @yossarian00 3 дня назад +2

    I sometimes feel like Balatro desperately needs a "skip animation" button or something in the vanilla game that you can choose to enable

    • @tumultuousv
      @tumultuousv День назад +1

      Nothing ever takes even a fraction of this length so it's really not needed

  • @helge5565
    @helge5565 5 дней назад +2

    Now imagine if he the modded Joker that makes you draw all of your cards

  • @colbyboucher6391
    @colbyboucher6391 5 дней назад +1

    The game should have a counter that checks for a broken score value, ticks up by 1 and resets the score value to 0.

  • @shoehornjim
    @shoehornjim День назад +1

    the plant is coming 😂😂😂

  • @Strawberry_Cubes
    @Strawberry_Cubes 3 дня назад +2

    Hand 263 damn bro you got a bigass hand

    • @dylancross1039
      @dylancross1039 2 дня назад

      It's all the multipliers. Gives him more fingers

  • @justcallmeleonardo
    @justcallmeleonardo 2 дня назад +1

    Maxwell mains meet up

  • @kafedr
    @kafedr 2 дня назад +2

    btw this was re-uploaded to rule 34

  • @LucaBarzola
    @LucaBarzola День назад +1

    "small blind" "1m+"

  • @ArtucoDev
    @ArtucoDev 6 дней назад +5

    imagine of they were polychromes or holographics

    • @somenoobdying3101
      @somenoobdying3101 4 дня назад

      Those only trigger when you play the card sadly

    • @beefyboy1574
      @beefyboy1574 День назад

      ​@@somenoobdying3101 The jokers will actually trigger again at the end of the hand if they're poly or holo, actually.

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 День назад

    That's two... No, THREE WHOLE ATOMS

  • @AVeryNervousWreck
    @AVeryNervousWreck 8 дней назад +4

    Card accelerator

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere День назад

    Bro could pay RUclips's Russian fine with that score

  • @rotomnation7662
    @rotomnation7662 5 дней назад +2

    The particle accelerator

    • @ludwigvangaming1822
      @ludwigvangaming1822 3 дня назад

      Particular😂😂😂

    • @rotomnation7662
      @rotomnation7662 3 дня назад +1

      Ok listen, I can explain, I watched this video at 1 in the morning and didn't notice auto correct happened.

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 4 дня назад +1

    So I spent my NY alone at home cause I couldn't travel to my family. Had some earl grey tea, cake, and of course played Balatro.

  • @combatpixels16
    @combatpixels16 5 дней назад +1

    The nefarious acrobat:

  • @moonlightning8269
    @moonlightning8269 3 дня назад

    the screen is shaking like you’re in a rocket ship taking off

  • @ohtovia8516
    @ohtovia8516 4 дня назад +1

    The mult reminds me of mad dummy and I just can’t stop laughing

  • @Red-bs3fp
    @Red-bs3fp 3 дня назад +1

    The numbers, Mason.. the numbers!

  • @mrmr_theoriginal
    @mrmr_theoriginal 5 дней назад +1

    caught tryna parry big blind with knuckleduster

  • @memevondank1197
    @memevondank1197 14 часов назад

    The funny thing is you could have scored even more by having blue print and brainstorm copy a mime

  • @bomblii
    @bomblii 4 дня назад +1

    particle accelerator

  • @booloo3616
    @booloo3616 4 дня назад +1

    The plant:

  • @maeabum
    @maeabum День назад

    I think this is taking as to how 2025 will feel

  • @togglinho
    @togglinho 5 дней назад +1

    okay now find a way of doing it every round

  • @lokearias1672
    @lokearias1672 5 дней назад +8

    Feel like an SOAD song would enhance the experience of this

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms 5 дней назад +1

      i don't think you trust... in... my... jonkers and multiplies...

  • @LetDungeon
    @LetDungeon 2 дня назад +1

    Jugando al juego como el creador nunca hubiera imaginado

  • @vicentun69
    @vicentun69 2 дня назад

    Average balatro university run