I have to vent about it somewhere. I just choked a run very badly. I was playing with DNA and i didn't pay attention to the boss. It was the mouth. When you have to repeat only one type of hand. So of course I played my first hand for DNA and couldn't make enough points with my real hand...
for me the psychic is the worst one, each time I face against him blunders happen. Its always when i have a 2 pair build and i always forget to just add an unnecessary 5th card and losing the boss blind
29:34 It can be mathematical. Just round up to the nearest 29,000,000. Why anyone would ever do that in a mathematical context I don’t know, but it is a thing, established by ideas like rounding to the nearest 5 or 10.
Did he really become a billionaire? I don’t think so. I doubt he exceeded the 1,000s. 10,000s at best. Edit: Oh my god didn’t even reach the 1000s that’s it I’m suing you
I kinda struggled hard on black stake plasma deck (am new to the game). After a few hours of failure I was mad that I could not beat it and decided to watch your video, this one in particular and analise it to see if watching a skilled player will make my decisions better. After this video I have beaten black and blue stake 1st try and I am thankfull to you
And just like being a billionaire in real life, once you get there, the benefits quickly wear off and you’re just a baby in the grand scale of the universe, your pitiful money not able to save you now
not skipping blinds usually provides more value as you make money(a lot more in interest centered runs like this one) and get the chance to see more shops which translates into more booster packs, more jokers seen and overall possibilities to improve your run, u also get more value with stuff like golden/lucky cards giving u money or jokers that improve ur run when u do something specific during play, that's not to say skipping is bad but if u don't absolutely need to skip it's better not to
Balatro's gonna be a nice game to swap to for if I want something more relaxed but still wanna play a roguelike. Enjoying Hades II, but Balatro will be nice to keep me from burning out.
He's getting 100+ mult from the bootstraps, in what world does an extra 12-27 benefit him compared to a potential 3x banana (effectively 200 mult) or extra money from egg?
There’s a way to get every tarot card held as a consumable and then you can juggle using Emperor giving Fool and Hermit, using the Fool for another Emperor, using the Hermit, then just repeat ad infinitum So with the right setup: functionally infinite Without any such trick though a couple of people have gotten it well into the thousands
Why not pick up the glyph in the first blind? The 10 dollars could have been made up quickly, and it's not like with bootstraps he would be strapped for high scoring hands. He could probably knock out the blinds in one hit regardless
Because that takes one hand away and t hus one money awya from each round.. Also he wasn't planning on going money build and he may need that cash for something that'd actually help the build in the next shop
Bro became Jeff Balatro
💀
How about Jimbo Balatro?
+2
@Franklin_Johanessan you kinda lose the play on jeff's name here, a better one would be Jimbo bezos
Apparently it's not enough to be addicted to the game, I also have to be addicted to watching it on youtube
This
Like meth, but somehow more addictive.
bro ive been playing balatro since 2pm till 6:30am💀
"420 is the sex number" almost made me choke on my lunch, great video
Wait you're HERE???
I thought he seriously didnt know.
whaaaaaaaaaaaat shayyyyy
@@ihan54gd He was talking a some about balatro in the genocide but everyone is sans stream
69 is the sex number, 420 is the weed number.
4:30 Eternal rental egg might just be the most useless Joker ever, has synergy with Swashbuckler but even then, very limited.
Pretty sure eternal rental +4 mult joker would be worse. Temperance still exists
But compared to gift card that adds value to everything instead of itself lol
I raise you eternal rental soda jonkler
@@monoden7911 I raise you eternal rental invisible joker (same effect but it hurts your soul)
Won a run on yellow deck red chip today with swashbuckler + red card today
the eternal to the moon is actually a metaphor for capitalism
Which is funny since he could not finish endless mode lmao
@@darkdjinniumbrage7798again, methaphor to captalism
Ahh yes Roffle, the noted sex number, 420. Thank you for the belly laugh lmao
I have to vent about it somewhere. I just choked a run very badly. I was playing with DNA and i didn't pay attention to the boss. It was the mouth. When you have to repeat only one type of hand. So of course I played my first hand for DNA and couldn't make enough points with my real hand...
We've all been there and it stings every time. Had a fun run die to the same thing last week because I zoned out during The Mouth.
i did that twice before, one time on my best run ever
I know this comment is old, but it’s always the super fun runs that stuff like that happens.
for me the psychic is the worst one, each time I face against him blunders happen. Its always when i have a 2 pair build and i always forget to just add an unnecessary 5th card and losing the boss blind
I wasn't paying attention and DNA copied on Needle yesterday.
6:15
Square Joker finally Square and beautiful ♥︎
OMG THEY HAVE IT
*SQUARE*
8:20
"Dealer, are you absolutely positive that you shuffled this deck? Didn't have too much to drink?"
sorry roffle, unforgivable
Capitalism winning again
Very
8:17 what i hope i hear when I enter the gym locker room
"I became a Billionaire"
Oh?
Look inside...
$ 721
Oh.
That's almost 50 copies of Balatro!
Glad there was clarification in the title! Was about to do some things I would learn to regret.
8:17 me in the mirror
29:34
It can be mathematical. Just round up to the nearest 29,000,000. Why anyone would ever do that in a mathematical context I don’t know, but it is a thing, established by ideas like rounding to the nearest 5 or 10.
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its always eat the rich until its your favourite internet card man
Did he really become a billionaire? I don’t think so. I doubt he exceeded the 1,000s. 10,000s at best.
Edit: Oh my god didn’t even reach the 1000s that’s it I’m suing you
Idea for one of the challenge modes: All jokers are negative eternal rental. Optionally, -5 regular jokers (not that it would really be relevant).
8:16 Roffle knows my dad???
The whole time I was crossing my fingers for a drivers license
too bad you didn't found the bull, that would've been crazy.
22:02 " Also, 420 is the sex number, nice!" Never change Roffle lololololool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I kinda struggled hard on black stake plasma deck (am new to the game). After a few hours of failure I was mad that I could not beat it and decided to watch your video, this one in particular and analise it to see if watching a skilled player will make my decisions better. After this video I have beaten black and blue stake 1st try and I am thankfull to you
12:03 that actually wasnt bad at all 😂
Thats a tough nanner
Now actually become a billionare in balatro
Hmm wonder which one is the square joker hmm
An Eternal Rental Egg is the most Ironic thing I could think of in Balatro...
Balatro be ballin, and so do you
Finally simulating the cashflow of all those sweet sweet free superchats
can't believe we're pashing AND passing on the blueprint
Eternal banana
And just like being a billionaire in real life, once you get there, the benefits quickly wear off and you’re just a baby in the grand scale of the universe, your pitiful money not able to save you now
how did the banana survive that long lmao
on that first hand, why play the Qs full of 3s instead of quad queens?
How did you make the club card blue? Asking because i think it looks pretty
settings -> high contrast cards
@@RavingDragoon thanks :D
13:44 "69k"
roffle: nice.
I think you should show what deck you’re using at the beginning for those who are kinda new and don’t fully know all the decks
I already go out of the way to do that with the zoom and freeze frame at the start of the video to highlight the deck/stake and their descriptions.
There is a Balatro wiki you can just look up whatever you want to know
In my experience if eternal stake is active, Egg is always eternal never see it NOT eternal
10:17 out of nowhere 👍
can someone explain why the gros michel doesnt go extinct at all
Watched a few of your vids now, why do you never seem to skip blinds? I will always skip a negative joker blind, just curious why you dont seem to.
not skipping blinds usually provides more value as you make money(a lot more in interest centered runs like this one) and get the chance to see more shops which translates into more booster packs, more jokers seen and overall possibilities to improve your run, u also get more value with stuff like golden/lucky cards giving u money or jokers that improve ur run when u do something specific during play, that's not to say skipping is bad but if u don't absolutely need to skip it's better not to
@ makes sense! Thanks for the insight
22:02 ah yes that’s what 420 means
This reminds me of that TV show Who Wants to Be a Several Hundredaire?
You are left-handed and you drink black coffee? You're like my long-lost brother!
Love the vid. New to the game though, would be very helpful if you hovered over the cards your buying to give us a chance to read them.
I was happy for you ! ( but then I read the rest of the title!)
Balatro's gonna be a nice game to swap to for if I want something more relaxed but still wanna play a roguelike. Enjoying Hades II, but Balatro will be nice to keep me from burning out.
And we just sharpened the guillotine (in Balatro)
24:20 yeah it could possibly be
2:24 not unfortunately bro
imagine a run where you can only play a single 2 per hand
8:23 Straight (+3)
I did really need the clarification
this a good run tho? had money yeah, but no multiplicative increases on mult, no rerolls at all...
clickbait title aswell, had to watch half an hour of this to notice, unsub
It's fair to pay $3 for a Ramen every day 😂
How did that Gros Michel live for so damn long
No, Midas mask, paradoilla and golden ticket is the way to do it
16:30 in case what bro, eternal fortune teller was better
He's getting 100+ mult from the bootstraps, in what world does an extra 12-27 benefit him compared to a potential 3x banana (effectively 200 mult) or extra money from egg?
wonder what the highest money you can get is
There’s a way to get every tarot card held as a consumable and then you can juggle using Emperor giving Fool and Hermit, using the Fool for another Emperor, using the Hermit, then just repeat ad infinitum
So with the right setup: functionally infinite
Without any such trick though a couple of people have gotten it well into the thousands
22:04 no it’s the drug number.
It numbs drugs.
I really wish the egg couldn't get eternal on it, defeats the purpose of it entirely...
Temperance disagrees
And swashbuckler
hmm I was actually expecting that he could get 1 billion money
Roffle? More like Kaiba because screw the rules, you had money.
Bro is lucky consistently to be honest. Im not saying anything but ttttt
itd be nice if you could hover over the joker you buy or use for just a little while longer so us new players could see what it does
Money money money
Why not pick up the glyph in the first blind? The 10 dollars could have been made up quickly, and it's not like with bootstraps he would be strapped for high scoring hands. He could probably knock out the blinds in one hit regardless
Because that takes one hand away and t hus one money awya from each round.. Also he wasn't planning on going money build and he may need that cash for something that'd actually help the build in the next shop
特定のカードをディスカードした際に５コインもらえるやつを中心にブループリントとか使っていけば１ラウンド２００コインとか行けるぞ、ディスカード対象のカードは山札からランダムに選ばれるっぽいから偏りがあるとその分そのカードが対象になるっぽいので一枚のナンバーに絞っていって稼いでくれ
TIL 700 is a billion
why so serious
nice
Not in real life skill issue
I woulda kept invis and sold Square
Square Joker doesn't scale, everything else did.
Sell the eternal square joker
Clickbait title, barely even a thousandaire
Calling it the "walkie talkie" instead of 10-4 hurt me so bad I had to turn off the video.
Don't make us laugh. Be real and not a shonk. How about telling us the number of failed runs (and at which ante) before you got your winners.
2 views in 1 minute?
Bro fell off
the meme continues
Clickbait title! I'm unsubscribing
seed: 172513U7
Anybody wants to play the seed 172513U7