My Deck is Rock Hard
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create varied synergies and builds. Earn enough chips to beat blinds, including challenging boss blinds, to make it to the next ante and progress your run!
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12:00 Balatro brain rot makes Roffle move the "lowest" card in hand to copy with death.
It actually makes difference if he ever turned those cards into not stone cards...
@@TrimutiusToo I have absolutely zero clue how the mod works, but I bet they're all the same rank anyways
@@TrimutiusToo I take it all back, he somehow hit a straight at 20:32 haha
@@MrTy621 no they are random ranks... If you remove stone status from cards they return back to what they were... If they all were the same rank it could be exploited
And at 2:00
For anyone curious, as of 21:45, a theoretical stone joker would've been adding , ~1400 chips, making it roughly equivalent to a 4x mult, so it'd be an upgrade on cavendish or driver's license
“I don’t know how good this is but it is really funny and you have to consider that.”
Very well said. Always do the funny play, it’s more fun than the objectively best play
This deck was never going to be setting super amazing high scores anyway, so may as well be funny.
20:32 the rare stone straight
finally
stone straight
but wheres my stone flush :(
Imagine if he got it on the mouth
Cave Story pfp on a Balatro video, never thought of a combo like this
@@dima950795 nah im not a unique case
@@errorperson13someone has to have gotten a stone flush
Not enough people are talking about how the description of the stone deck is just "Stone Deck" 🗿🗿🗿
The Stone Deck speaks for itself
@@neverttheguy2670yeah bro
Stone.
Bizarre sight at 20:30 where you managed to play a straight rather than a high card. Did a quick check to see if it happened anywhere else, but didn't see it. Apparently there was a straight under those stones. haha. Fun run!
is that possible? i thought stones didnt have a rank like obviously it happened but, why
@25:08 he gets a two pair planet from blue seal but it didnt show up as a teo pair.
The straight showing up was so weird
And then @25:58 he gets a saturn from blue seal but that time it didnt show up as a straight 🤔
This was pre patch as square man isn't square
@@xRhychuxthis run was done in 1.0, so blue seal wasn’t updated yet.
To be fair eternal egg and sac dag is an incredibly funny combo
does the dagger get mult from the eternal?
@@thelyric2751 no, it has to destroy the joker to get mult
Planula and dagger have almost no synergy.
@@Artoriandaraisinis that a fucking ror2 reference
@@Hummingb1rd yes
The real reason you would buy the discard vouchers is because you have the excess money it just removes them from the pool so you're more likely to see the actually useful vouchers :)
Can you see the same voucher twice if you deny it once? If you can see the same one twice, then buying discard wouldn’t matter cause you’d need to buy the second discard voucher anyways
😅@@gerbh4339
Delayed Gratification
Proud Ceromonial Dagger hater here - don't let the people bully you into keeping it around!
Ceremonial dagger is great, kill one enemy and instant permanent stage wipe
Same here!
@@donnovanash2334 this guy gets it
@@donnovanash2334 YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH
I gotta say, I dont hate ceremonial dagger, but I also consistently ignore it. I just bear it no I'll will is all
Custom decks make me happy, mostly cause they let you do fun or silly stuff.
Re the Dagger: I dont like it. Like it turns cash into mult, but it requires constant attention so it doesn't kill a run and it scales very slowly. Also I like most of the other jokers and it makes me sad when there's a madman with a dagger stabbing em for the redstuff inside.
It is a solid, usable thing and can get you out of scrapes if your lucky enough to get high value jokers you cant use. But also that means you need to have alot of money and buy high value jokers, just to be turned into flat mult.
Edit: I jsut got to the point where you sold an 80 mult dagger, I could not be happier. This sparks joy.
Edit 2: And then you moved into discarding with green joker. Single greatest troll. Makes me think though, it'd be fun to have a run intension with itself with an eternal green joker/banner and mystic summit/mailin rebate/trading card, so you have to carefully manage your discards. Maybe few eternals giving you extra hands/discards to more empower you to move between playing hands and discarding hands. I think there's space for some very sick custom challenges there.
Holly
I just commented this elsewhere but:
Fuck the ceremonial dagger fr its worked like twice for me, its just so slow most of the time, like it cost money, an EXTRA joker space, you have to actively manage its position, the voucher that make it more managable to buy jokers reduce its scaling AND it scales slowley MOST of the time due to it only going up once per turn. And all of that for some flat mult? Like really people say Red Card is the worst joker/flat mult joker, no its the dagger. I will say red card has less potential but also WAY less downsides.
Like genuinely whats the point, like if it had all those downsides and it was xMult, or mult and chips i can see it but its so lackluster and it has the gall to be annoying to manage 😭
Holly
Wdym it requires constant attention. Just move it to the right or the left.
Eternal Madness plus eternal ceremonial dagger plus eternal trading card.
No card or joker is safe.
Not playing optimally and just having fun is a lesson chats everywhere could really use to take to heart.
Also rock and stone.
Literally. Rock and stone to the bone!
Do I hear a rock and stone?!
@@LloydTheZephyrian Rock and stone brother!
ROCK AND STONE! 🍻
ROCK!!! AND!! STOOOOOOOONE!!!
18:15 "I thought it was my friend Scam Likely again" underrated joke
DndDaddies
No way a DnDaddies joke made it
6:28 you skipped a swashbuckler. AND YOU HAVE THE EGG!!! mult problem solved right there
leaving this comment on the part where he is specifically talking about pissing off youtube commenters lol
Real
“I don’t like the way this one’s looking at me”
The card: 🗿
i think we should save money and buy this man a chair
Sitting is overrated, we need to crouch more
He doesn't have legs
My deck is rock hard when I see Roffle
I loved seeing all the things you could do with your rock hard deck.
real
The optimizer in me was crying when he sold dagger, but the memer in me was cackling like a mad man.
Ceremonial dagger is an awesome joker because it's thematically evocative and has mechanics that reflect that. While perhaps not mechanically generally all too powerful, how effective it is misses the point of why it's cool.
True! It’s conceptually cool and I’m glad it’s in the game. Doesn’t me I have or want to use it tho.
Its not like... Fun to play though
@@mobius273 I think that it's fun and well designed, but I could see why someone might not like it.
@@mofire5674 doing a couple of knife runs after this comment i admit sacrificial knife can be fun
@@mobius273 I mean, neither is blueprint. Blueprint by definition has nothing interesting to itself. But nobody's claiming that blueprint is a bad joker
Rock and stone!
THIS DECK'S FOR KARL
STONE!
for a second i thought it was a Diggy Diggy Hole reference
Alternative title: Man With Knife Runs Around Stabbing Clowns To Gain Mult While Stoned.
This better not be TOS lol
Well, it's still here, so I guess you didn't get ToS attacked.
I misread that title..
Then you clicked on it... 🤨
@@abdulazizmohammed8797who wouldn't 🤤
@@arfsztynskin532 Okay bro💀
@@arfsztynskin532so true
Or did you 😏
Saw the lit up roffle hs logo behind you and thought to myself "oh wow roffle plays hearthstone too? I just got back into that game" not remembering that it was in fact you who got me back into hearthstone. Balatro does some funky stuff to my brain.
Vampire with this deck would be insane
I didn’t realize dagger was that loved. I always thought it was bad. The only times I’ve tried was with riffraff to be fair but still.
i ran daggeriffraff and won the run yesterday
Me playing Balatro on the construction site and my entire deck falls into the cement mixer:
1:30 Dude casually skipping Throwback Joker made me double-take, rewind, and watch it again.. yet still, I'm in disbelief.
Throwback is... not a good Joker?
@RoffleLite After a quick Google, I now realize that my inexperience made me think it was a good Joker, and that I'm skipping way too much. Probably why I'm losing at higher stakes. Fair enough sir, lmao.
@@ChrisWooton23throwback is godlike if your skip tags are insanely good. Managed to win a run skipping every single small and big blind because of some investment tags, rare joker tags and negative tags. Outside of that it's not strong
Hey roffle! Thanks for the vid
Glass deck next I hope, will be funny to see how many cards you have left at the end
“Hellen Keller thanks for the sub” 😭🙏
I always crack up when you make a Stone Card into a Stone Card using the Tower.
17:40
The Head: All Heart Cards are debuffed!
Stone Card Only Deck: There ARE no Heart Cards!
when you sold the dagger, my body physically contracted. I will now go touch some grass
they actually buffed this deck even further, giving it it's own kind of combo/planet card for playing 5 rankless suitless cards, which is neat
Bulwark is awesome
I laughed too hard when you sold Ceremonial Dagger out of spite lol
“It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it!”
When the world needed the Stone Joker the most... He vanished.
boss: "all face card are drawn faced down"
hands: "🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿"
2:00 why did bruh move the stone 😭
This deck player be like "more stones, more happy, unga"
i loved the moment you sold that stupid knife
11:24 This for some reason reminds me of a scene from Animaniacs.
Yakko: "You know what time it is?"
Dot: "To play Gold stake Balatro?"
Wakko: "To make the RUclips comments cry?"
You kidding me i was angry when you picked up the dagger
This is just Balatro but Deep Rock Galactic.
"For rock and stone"
Top 10 lines that would get me banned from a school
Loving these custom deck runs and custom challenges! Please keep them up!
frick the ceremonial dagger >:3
The only fun modded run i can think of so fat. Love it
One of my favorite runs was very similar to this except I had polychrome Red seal Stone deck. And it didn't start out that way it was a normal run.
bro was playing with a stack of cobblestone by 15:00
Im stoned and appropriately late to this video.
That's really the rock bottoms experience
I too, love being rock hard playing balatro
I am IRRATE, but not at you Roffle. Love the Balatro content and thank you so much for the constant entertainment across your channels!
3:17 sorry huh?
Yeah, i heard it and had to look in the comments
Well met
You should install the JokerDisplay mod. It adds a small box under each joker, which shows it's current effect.
This deck would work wonders with the delayed gratitude joker.
That e is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the title
11:00 man see blueprint man is impressed.
Neuron activation
Monkey sees action
Omgosh that run rocked.
"Omega stoned, and it was a good time" ah so goofy
All thoughts stop when DNA showed up! 😂😂😂
Bro, you high rn?
The bro:
This modded deck just made me think of an interesting rare Joker that could be added, if this deck actually was to become a legit vanilla thing, as it is interesting.
Rare Joker: Master Sculptor
Effect: All stone cards count as having Rank 0 and Stone Suit instead of being rankless and suitless.
(This would allow for stone decks to make pairs, three, four of a kind and five flushes)
Bro the luck in this run was amazing lmao
One misspelled word could change the topic of this video so much
idea for a custom game. how far would Stone deck go if you had the following as negative jokers from the start: Joker, Joker Stencil, Banner, Abstract Joker, Splash, Hiker, Delayed Gratification, DNA, Hologram, Raised Fist, Misprint, Marble Joker, Rocket, Stone Joker, Blueprint, Brainstorm, Driver's License, To the Moon, Hanging Chad, Half Joker, Merry Andy, Bull, Drunkard, Baseball Card, Satellite, Burnt Joker, Swashbuckler, Fortune Teller, Gift Card, Egg, Space Joker, Supernova, Oops! All 6s, Mime, Showman, Astronomer, Satellite, Bootstraps, and Card Sharp
why did he say "how good is cloud 9 here?" so seriously lmao
He didn't thin the deck enough for his best cards
bro turns up to the poker game with a bunch of rocks
Hanged Man honestly doesn't seem like a bad tarot card to use in this run. The only way to make the cards themselves more powerful is sealing them, and your not going to manage sealing all your stone cards, so might as well lighten the deck of unsealed stone cards so that way a red/blue/purple/gold sealed Stone Card can show up.
Ceremonial dagger is quite insane a truly unmatched joker. Perhaps the greatest of all jokers right behind madness and the greatest of all time space joker. Truly he is the strongest because he always ALWAYS upgrades your hand if he doesn’t it’s because you’re a bad person.
Half the bosses in this are just “oh no! Anyway,”
This deck is as stoned as I am right now.
Shocked by the dungeons and daddies reference
the constulation is MASSIVE guys.
Rock solid gameplay
You could say his plan was…
*Rock solid!*
Bro really killed a 17 dollar egg for the ceremonial joker
Rock and Stone! Rock and stone! 🤘🤘🤘
You. Absolute. Monster.
New title: Roffle gets stoned on stream
I love how unserious this run is
20:43, today i learned you can make a straight out of stone cards
you got a straight at the small blind ante 9
Read the title of this video in a Kiwi accent and was thoroughly satisfied 🤭
Love your rocks, mate
next update i wish they made different cards make different sounds when drawn and placed back into your deck. Imagine stone cards making the sound of a stone tile moving when being picked up, or a steel making a metallic sound. good idea? modders?
1:50 picking the tower would’ve been really funny. I haven’t watched the whole video so I hope he uses it
havent watched yet either but dont think itd let him, like other cards whose functionality is blocked if conditions (in thiis case a card that can be turned to stone) arent met
Hoping the trifecta will be complete with a glass deck!
Probably would have gotten past ante 12 if he had that ceremonial dagger instead of the green joker
I think Dagger usefulness depends on how early and what cards you have when you get it. I've had times where i just wasn't gonna work out cus I got it too late or my roster was already too strong. It's kind of my issue with Madness too, and this is coming from the guy whose favorite jokers are those two + Vampire
Frankly, the Blueprint cloning DNA (on a STONE DECK 😭😭😭) was more infuriating
26:34 You know what else is massive?
LOW TAPER FAAADE
This deck is MASSIVE, but unfortunately the scaling is LOW and it TAPERS off in endless mode as it eventually FADES into nothingness
Muscle Man
I cheered when the dagger got sold
This youtube comment is angry!
😅
I’m curious how much a stone card would weigh…and how heavy a deck of them would be.
I do also like the way that he used dna to specifically get to 64 stones. Unintentionally, sure, but still funny.
I’ve done the math, he would’ve beat small blind if he switched the drivers license and banana and put it in front of blueprint and constellation
his deck is rock hard
Tower on Stone Deck is an unbeatable strat ong
Ceremonial dagger is something i almost never take