The Mortuary Assistant: Part 1

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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @chronotempus4444
    @chronotempus4444 Год назад +3549

    I love how Jack poured over every detail, relistened to every part, went everywhere, read everything and still failed. Mark just straight up guessed on like 50% of the game and still won.

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc Год назад +94

      We will probably never know how he does it
      (Its kinda suspicious how he does this in games, and in stuff with bob and wade, he somehow is able to be the loudest [or just normal] and never get caught or having increased health?)

    • @whitefang2312
      @whitefang2312 Год назад +55

      @@myparentsacc I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 Год назад +145

      Jack's game crashed and glitched and the sigils changed halfway through

    • @Lil_Yuri
      @Lil_Yuri Год назад +53

      Actually that's how they both approached Papers Please too iirc except in that one Mark paid for it.

    • @fish5820
      @fish5820 Год назад +20

      wait could you please explain what exactly mark guessed??all this time watching this video i just thought the game was easy but then i opened the comments

  • @valacius
    @valacius Год назад +6219

    The fact that he got so lucky with the letting strip at the very beginning which still brought the symbol into the world, and didn't even find it yet still got the right name AND BODY, all for the good ending, and he didn't even understand what he was missing or explore everything, is kind of a testament to Mark's luck in this game.

    • @TheMusicDruggy
      @TheMusicDruggy Год назад +142

      I thought the same thing, but I think it helped thag his game was a little broken.

    • @ToxicBlur1337
      @ToxicBlur1337 Год назад +622

      Jack: failed to get the good ending several times while actively trying.
      Mark: ADHDs through the whole game and wins the first try no issue by being a golden retriever as a human.

    • @kingsplash7387
      @kingsplash7387 Год назад +84

      This is why he believes in beginner’s luck

    • @stalkeer1514
      @stalkeer1514 Год назад +57

      although there was a semblance of marks logic that also let him get the name

    • @hiimkyle522
      @hiimkyle522 Год назад +70

      Mark is maxed in the lucky savant trait

  • @jacksonbrooks4634
    @jacksonbrooks4634 Год назад +7261

    I love it when the demon asked "are you sure this is the rght body". And mark just calmly replied "i am now". Honestly, that kinda makes sense lmfao

    • @vampire-riley
      @vampire-riley 7 месяцев назад +228

      fun fact: the speech there happens with all the bodies when you're late game/late-stage possession. the haunt cycle overrides the body possession mechanics!

    • @karrggo
      @karrggo 2 месяца назад +4

      @@vampire-riley sorry, ik this is an old comment, but wdym it overrides the body possession mechanics? can it change which body it posses near endgame?

    • @vampire-riley
      @vampire-riley 2 месяца назад +15

      @@karrggo hi! i mean that it this "possession" line, or a similar variation, will happen with any body that you've put the mark on, either late-game (having embalmed all bodies and spent a good amount of time in the shift), or late-stage possession (you're experiencing more and more haunts, and you're further along in being possessed). this can happen to any body, whether or not it's possessed. the body that is possessed is pre-determined when you start a shift.

    • @karrggo
      @karrggo 2 месяца назад +4

      @@vampire-riley oh that makes sense! thank you! 😊

    • @JustinBobby-di9zt
      @JustinBobby-di9zt 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@karrggoyes possessing Rebecca aka you the players body is it's endgame the haunting are the psychological effects of the possession process.

  • @robbiewilson9675
    @robbiewilson9675 Год назад +2245

    i like that mark spent a full half an hour just doing his job before figuring out what he had to do about the demon

    • @BrandonL337
      @BrandonL337 6 месяцев назад +74

      it makes a degree of sense, deal with the menial shit first, then worry about the spooky scary stuff.

  • @Mandaraminu
    @Mandaraminu Год назад +4429

    Grant: **Standing menacingly in the hallway**
    Mark: **Runs at him without a second thought*
    The Demons: “Well that’s not right”

    • @Chaos404
      @Chaos404 Год назад +177

      Horror games have taught us that creepy thing staring at you never does anything, that held true till mark got whammed in the face that one time, even then it still didn't do anything to him (nothing obvious at least). Maybe getting whammed in the face raises his possession meter or smthn idk

    • @vvalkyriequeen..2846
      @vvalkyriequeen..2846 Год назад +23

      Well i don't blame him cuz i do that too everytime i play a horror game

    • @juliarose9423
      @juliarose9423 Год назад +47

      man was asserting his dominance

    • @oolalamamasita6314
      @oolalamamasita6314 Год назад +1

      Sucrose reference?

    • @rjc523
      @rjc523 Год назад +2

      @@oolalamamasita6314 ?

  • @hannahl1477
    @hannahl1477 Год назад +9389

    The fact that Jack had to retry multiple times after paying attention to everything while Mark gets it right on the first try after fucking around is hysterical

    • @saint991
      @saint991 Год назад +464

      Jack tries too hard, Mark just wings in 😂

    • @kalay5651
      @kalay5651 Год назад +374

      Jacks game glitched out and crashed multiple times.

    • @ionutpop7671
      @ionutpop7671 Год назад +399

      Right ?? He didn't even get to do the tutorial and wasn't paying that much attention to the tapes, but when I saw him waking up at the end I was like 'I can't believe he got it right on the first try!'

    • @Tummyachesurvior
      @Tummyachesurvior Год назад +151

      I was like HOW TF DID MARK GET THE GOOD ENDING?! 🤣

    • @damianheacock5516
      @damianheacock5516 Год назад +70

      I was thinkin mark wasn't even gonna put a mark on a body 😂😂

  • @xy_awtkijns6814
    @xy_awtkijns6814 Год назад +5038

    I swear the way he says "No Visitors" is golden and gets me every time...

    • @tobiasnguyen2502
      @tobiasnguyen2502 Год назад +57

      Why stand at the window when you can spook us from inside ? 10/10 stupid demon

    • @joycelyn2216
      @joycelyn2216 8 месяцев назад +6

      😊

    • @diamondlaughter1286
      @diamondlaughter1286 5 месяцев назад +4

      So true it makes me laugh every time 😂

    • @user-sv2oj5um1q
      @user-sv2oj5um1q 3 месяца назад +4

      He’s like
      “Oh, HI! Hey! *BWAHH.* NO VISITORS!”

  • @celina4639
    @celina4639 Год назад +6776

    50 mins in, a couple demon activities later and mark finally decides to listen to the last tape and scribbles on the notepad only to discover that he is almost possessed love this man

    • @noturboi909
      @noturboi909 Год назад +52

      EVERYONE IGNORE THE BOT

    • @Speeplonk
      @Speeplonk Год назад +7

      your comment has 666 likes btw

    • @YtMoBBenny
      @YtMoBBenny Год назад +4

      I made it 667

    • @celina4639
      @celina4639 Год назад +4

      @@YtMoBBenny :,)

    • @StarcatMkV
      @StarcatMkV 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bro has something against punctuation.

  • @DJB3lfry
    @DJB3lfry Год назад +22445

    "Nope, fuck this, time to get a new job."
    Honestly, one of the most realistic character reactions in a horror game.

    • @kade__
      @kade__ Год назад +605

      and she didnt even get like rewarded for it she was still stuck wtf

    • @auronvaccaro7210
      @auronvaccaro7210 Год назад +574

      This character is one of the most realistic characters in ANY horror game i have ever seen

    • @pyramidhead7780s
      @pyramidhead7780s Год назад +62

      or in real life

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 Год назад +328

      @@kade__ Thats what made the game creepy, the demon was in her mind, stopping her from being able to leave whenever she tried. Its also jus an explanation for why you cant leave

    • @jonathananderson2381
      @jonathananderson2381 Год назад +87

      please. back in my day we stayed till 6 am and finished our shifts like good corporate slaves. And we came back every day on time till. Youngins just have no discipline

  • @chilledclarity2302
    @chilledclarity2302 Год назад +26112

    Jack: *pays attention to everything and fails twice*
    Mark: “idk, maybe this body?”

    • @yunadelaney
      @yunadelaney Год назад +2328

      I think jack takes the bigger picture and misses little stuff while mark is the other way around.

    • @sirpompom2295
      @sirpompom2295 Год назад +541

      Too fucking right.

    • @giovannihenderson51
      @giovannihenderson51 Год назад +412

      @@igamer-hehe Jack is another name that he doesn’t mind being called

    • @yunadelaney
      @yunadelaney Год назад

      @@igamer-hehe no shit sherlock. Even felix is used to calling him jack and they are best friends

    • @kindakitty
      @kindakitty Год назад +569

      to be fair his game crashed and restarted twice and reset things he'd already figured out

  • @DehydratedRaccoon
    @DehydratedRaccoon Год назад +1471

    I like Mark's strict enforcement of his 'No Visitors' policy

  • @frottlemi5301
    @frottlemi5301 Год назад +796

    the fact that mark opens the window when he sees something outside is what's going to make him lose at some point

    • @Markiplier_..420
      @Markiplier_..420 Год назад

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    • @bbbeans6480
      @bbbeans6480 6 месяцев назад +37

      i think the demons are scared of him

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bbbeans6480 I would be tbh. I'm a diety with the power to possess and kill a human without being seen, and my PREY comes running and screaming at me? Recognises I'm there, does nothing to even try to avoid me, and actively comes to me? Something isn't right with them.

  • @koffinrott
    @koffinrott Год назад +21607

    People saying Mark guessed his way to the good ending are clearly missing the fact that he got the good ending by asserting his dominance over the demons.

    • @Pianoflipper180
      @Pianoflipper180 Год назад +1068

      He had alpha male energy and the demon had to respect it.

    • @MinkSquared
      @MinkSquared Год назад +617

      honestly, he didnt even guess the ending; the body was really twisty (which he mentioned as well)
      also it literally talked i dont think thats very normal

    • @sparrowstar3490
      @sparrowstar3490 Год назад +388

      @@MinkSquared it's eyes turned yellow it kept moving pointing getting up spoke and most importantly it was smiling clearly a demon

    • @VidZarg
      @VidZarg Год назад +93

      @@sparrowstar3490 all the bodies do that, demon host or not. It's part of the jumpscare script

    • @devinspencer1678
      @devinspencer1678 Год назад +196

      @@VidZarg But the possessed body does it far more often. And it's the one used for the more dramatic movements, I believe

  • @sydneypackard9491
    @sydneypackard9491 Год назад +44902

    i love that the main character is sane for once at the beginning, like “this is insanely unprofessional and i quit” is the only reasonable response in this scenario

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад +64

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Год назад +1473

      @@I_quit_trolling_now BEGONE BOT!

    • @sloppywolf5453
      @sloppywolf5453 Год назад +1304

      Personally I like that a reason is given for why she doesn't leave. You get that if you try to leave then try to get in the car once the doors unlock. Better then the usual 'car is just decoration deal with it lmao'
      Edit' rofl of course he does both in the video

    • @MrSockZa1st
      @MrSockZa1st Год назад +70

      5 comments 319 likes 42 minutes ago and a stupid bot

    • @explosiveass_bum5340
      @explosiveass_bum5340 Год назад +73

      @@I_quit_trolling_now give us a reason then bozo

  • @Sakura702.
    @Sakura702. Год назад +1075

    The singing while walking through the spooky hallways and saying no visitors lmfaooooo I’m about to start incorporating that into my daily spooky game plays

    • @F0gGrlDream
      @F0gGrlDream Год назад +8

      Yes those are my fav

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Год назад +8

      Wandering through cold, empty hallways late at night. Alone, with only the dead for company whistling a tune to yourself

  • @notoriousectotherm
    @notoriousectotherm Год назад +446

    Corpse: twitches
    Mark: IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU YOU WILL RUN

  • @therealestunforgivable
    @therealestunforgivable Год назад +21555

    “This is one of those rare cases a demo becomes a game”. One of the most true statements I’ve heard in a while.

  • @emilialindberg3663
    @emilialindberg3663 Год назад +5955

    Mark: *misses so much info and clues*
    Also mark: *gets good ending*

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 Год назад +187

      I know right???😂 what the frick what God tier videogaming

    • @jayvee1387
      @jayvee1387 Год назад +359

      literally this!!!!!! I was so insanely annoyed when mark used the first letting strip BY THE DESK, WHILE HE WAS LISTENING TO THE TAPE TELLING HIM TO LOOK IN AND AROUND EVERYTHING and he NEVER looked in the desk. I'm pretty positive the first sigil was in the top drawer of the desk and he just.......... guessed..... fuckin God tier indeed... 😮😯😳

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад

      I’m Better Than Markiplier

    • @Darin_Tomlinson
      @Darin_Tomlinson Год назад +58

      @@I_quit_trolling_now I'd like to see you do what mark just did in this game.
      (Yes I know it's a bot)

    • @raptros
      @raptros Год назад +20

      @@jayvee1387 yeah, waste of time to get annoyed at someone playing a video game, see he always pulls through xD

  • @erynmiller8410
    @erynmiller8410 8 месяцев назад +330

    I love how Rebeca just groans at the fact that she has to do this extra work like its something that she hates doing already when shes never done this before 😂

  • @lilylaramie2017
    @lilylaramie2017 Год назад +4288

    I just love how mark's coping mechanism is breaking into scat singing

    • @KATSUDONBAN
      @KATSUDONBAN Год назад +68

      then he just skedaddles while scat singing 🤣🤣

    • @jfoxtrot24
      @jfoxtrot24 Год назад +19

      Haha, green mark go brrr

    • @javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759
      @javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 Год назад +8

      @@jfoxtrot24 I can’t stand when people say this

    • @jfoxtrot24
      @jfoxtrot24 Год назад +3

      @@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 🤷‍♂️😆that just makes it funnier….

    • @BlyatifulButter
      @BlyatifulButter Год назад +6

      @@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 yeah, just with any other meme it gets repetitive. Now "amogus sussy baka sussy balls red balls sus venting imposter when the imposter is sus among us reference innersloth sus sussy baka osu discord mod nice balls nice ass sussy among us sus" is not funny anymore

  • @RandoSando.
    @RandoSando. Год назад +4082

    Corpse: *sits up and grabs Mark *
    Mark, calmly: listen you need to sit down

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Год назад +106

      The actions of a man that's been doing this for years.

    • @IsoyaYasuji
      @IsoyaYasuji Год назад +62

      That’s the actions of a man who’ve played horror games for the last decade

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад +2

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @jensslendermanarc
      @jensslendermanarc Год назад +4

      The stamp?

    • @snower7648
      @snower7648 Год назад +14

      @@jensslendermanarc 21:50

  • @huxley8671
    @huxley8671 Год назад +650

    Can we appreciate how Lixian's also green since Mark's filming with night vision. That's such a cool little detail.

  • @alanwolf3178
    @alanwolf3178 Год назад +307

    I enjoy Mark, he would be the bet at demonic encounters because the demon would just...levitate a dead body and Mark would be like "Stop that, sit back down and cooperate or else"

  • @RainbowRandomFilms
    @RainbowRandomFilms Год назад +2348

    watching Jack literally struggle while paying attention to every detail, checking the notes, checking the pc, everything, Vs Mark piss farting around and guessing everything and somehow identifying everything correctly to get the good ending on the first try.......... I don't even know man the gaming god's blessed Mark apparently

    • @JswahSwitch
      @JswahSwitch Год назад +165

      Even worse he picked the right body by accident.

    • @RainbowRandomFilms
      @RainbowRandomFilms Год назад +148

      @@JswahSwitch exactly! no thoughts, head empty, just said "yup it's this one" and he was right !!!! how!!!

    • @aer015
      @aer015 Год назад +71

      @@RainbowRandomFilms Well, Jack's game was also bugged/crashed a couple times, which reset his sigils every time making it impossible to get the correct name besides blind guessing.

    • @RainbowRandomFilms
      @RainbowRandomFilms Год назад +26

      @@aer015 true, the game is a tad buggy and that can butcher the shift you're playing. trying not to hold the bugs too personal since the game is amazing and made by one guy, but those bugs can really knock a play through sometimes

    • @averageracistperson525
      @averageracistperson525 Год назад +5

      that may be because he has lowered his screen brightness a lot to darken his view, as seen in the intro

  • @yourfriend8052
    @yourfriend8052 Год назад +1961

    He has no fight or flight response, only fight. Women love him, demons fear him, hell wants him.

    • @fletch2772
      @fletch2772 Год назад +71

      The true doom slayer

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc Год назад +2

      Thats awesome

    • @MaddLove_98
      @MaddLove_98 Год назад +6

      He must have Winchester blood in him 😩 I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE EVEN GUEST STARS IN THE NEW WINCHESTERS SERIES I WILL DIE

    • @MaddLove_98
      @MaddLove_98 Год назад +1

      @@No_Bitches69420 Indeed I am, although not quite as much as my boo

    • @flamable2596
      @flamable2596 2 месяца назад +3

      The men love him too

  • @muddguppy8656
    @muddguppy8656 Год назад +537

    Mark: shuts door, also Mark thirty seconds after "i dont remeber shutting this"
    🤣

  • @lucyteixeira3300
    @lucyteixeira3300 10 месяцев назад +169

    Mark has, to put it quite simply, balls of fucking steel to play this game at night in pitch darkness

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 4 месяца назад

      Its like you kids forget its a game. Balls of steel? Look at active soldiers, this is just a manchild playing a game

    • @rivergrey5566
      @rivergrey5566 4 месяца назад +9

      @@sacr3give it a rest

    • @darthnihilus2729
      @darthnihilus2729 4 месяца назад +13

      @@sacr3Lol. Ooh tough guy. So stwong.

    • @platypus7
      @platypus7 3 месяца назад +4

      @@sacr3 You're a sigma male aren't you.

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 3 месяца назад

      @@platypus7 offended are we?

  • @mtori3247
    @mtori3247 Год назад +4898

    Raymond: *explains in detail how to get rid of demons*
    Mark: NO VISITORS :(

    • @averageracistperson525
      @averageracistperson525 Год назад +20

      1.3k likes and no replies? Let me come in and ruin your day with an awful joke.

    • @UnoriginalKorsk
      @UnoriginalKorsk Год назад

      @@averageracistperson525 EEEEEEHREEEEEEEEERHHEREEEEEEE

    • @kushagra892
      @kushagra892 Год назад +7

      @@averageracistperson525 bring it on

    • @averageracistperson525
      @averageracistperson525 Год назад +14

      @@kushagra892 Sleep the fuck down Samurai, we got a city to spare.

    • @HelloThere-rv4gm
      @HelloThere-rv4gm Год назад +2

      @@kushagra892 bring it on, old man!

  • @minisqwish
    @minisqwish Год назад +6764

    The way mark just stumbles ass backwards into solutions is really a sight to behold. Can't wait for more of this

    • @laidbackcontent2461
      @laidbackcontent2461 Год назад +118

      Right i was surprised he got the good ending

    • @benjikohoss8069
      @benjikohoss8069 Год назад +208

      I've watched a few playthroughs and he's the only one who actually got the good ending instead of the "you picked the wrong one" ending. And he was at a massive disadvantage too!

    • @BALDURSUPPORTERSSOLOS
      @BALDURSUPPORTERSSOLOS Год назад +2

      I'm FAR way BETTER than Markiplier.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY Год назад +152

      Dude it's fucking hilarious how Mark just seems to have a knack for figuring stuff out in that way too, this game is just one of many times he's managed to pull some craziness out of his hat and make it work so smooth lol.

  • @j-boi109
    @j-boi109 Год назад +450

    He forgot about the original symbol that he never found 😂 gotta love mark some times when he actually manages to forget something important

  • @lincolnnorfor3002
    @lincolnnorfor3002 9 месяцев назад +169

    Bringing this up again for myself
    Jumpscare Timestamps:
    2:49 : Sound at door
    4:43 : Vase falls off table (caused by Mark, tiny spook)
    5:58 : Lightning (small spook)
    6:26 : Mark makes loud sneeze (tiny spook)
    9:18 : Letting Strip combusts instantly
    10:30 : Lights Flicker
    11:37 : Lights go out
    11:46 : Body sits up
    12:03 : Demon tells Mark he can't leave (secret spook)
    12:29 : Rebecca speaks with a demonic effect (secret spook, tiny spook)
    12:45 : Demon at door (secret spook, small spook)
    15:46 : Knocking sound (tiny spook)
    17:45 : Head twitches (small spook)
    18:27 : Doors open on their own
    19:58 : Mark hears something (?)
    21:31 : Rebecca's Dad replaces body (secret spook)
    21:48 : Dad sits up, grabs(?) Rebecca (secret spook)
    25:19 : Mark notices hallway lights are off (no real spook)
    25:31 : Lady at window
    26:10 : RGB Glitch Effect
    30:03 : Mark teleports into a new room
    31:04 : Dad's(?) body comes out of water
    31:13 : Demon Lady lunges at Mark
    33:23 : Man at end of hallway
    33:33 : Man at body (jumpscare incoming!)
    36:30 : Moving Shadow (moves multiple times)
    37:17 : Demon in room corner
    38:05 : Banging sounds
    39:56 : Body snaps, lights go out
    40:16 : Door slams, Mark gets pulled away
    43:44 : Lady grabs Mark by the throat
    46:31 : Lady at window (Welcome back!)
    47:51 : Sounds made, caused by hand preparing to point at dark hallway. (Hand moves at 48:14)
    48:57 : Lady appears at end of hallway
    49:13 : Demon at brick wall
    51:53 : Lady at door
    52:22 : Lady grabs mark (big spook)
    54:37 : Bang sound, objects fly towards door
    55:44 : Banging sound (caused by body cabinets)
    59:00 : Lights flash after looking down hallway
    59:05 : Demon tells Mark to "Let him in" (meaning possession, big spook)
    59:16 : Door cracked open (Lady peeking through, small spook)

    • @ash9041
      @ash9041 9 месяцев назад +13

      I wish you the best

    • @jordanfejes7213
      @jordanfejes7213 8 месяцев назад +12

      thank you so much you just saved me

    • @GrayMask_Studios
      @GrayMask_Studios 2 месяца назад +1

      Bro really time stamped every single noise that isn't people talking. And people say im easily scared

    • @chaitong6264
      @chaitong6264 23 дня назад

      W BRO

  • @StrayCradle
    @StrayCradle Год назад +2519

    I love how he just kinda bumbled through the demonic possesion part, being so focused on doing his job, but still got the demon's name and correct body despite not paying attention to the demon stuff for the first two thirds of the game. 10/10, wanna see more.

  • @hunk9429
    @hunk9429 Год назад +5059

    Mark: *is stuck in demonic nightmare void*
    Also Mark: “listen this is cool and all but I need to get back to woooooork”

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Год назад +66

      Isn't that just America?

    • @hoodiye
      @hoodiye Год назад +25

      @@marcusdaloia2974 LMAO ACTUALLY

    • @klanceklancerevolution3339
      @klanceklancerevolution3339 Год назад +41

      Bro, he cant take a brake just because of satan playing april fools jokes, he needs his fucking paycheck

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD Год назад +26

      "Look man, Armageddon or not I got shit i gotta get done"

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell Год назад +3

      Sigma male grindset

  • @Kurfrost
    @Kurfrost Год назад +435

    This game is soooo well made, the hallucinations, the characters certain emotions at certain times, the graphics, everything
    Literally looks like a movie
    Even the demo was made almost perfectly
    One of the best scary games ever made
    Like it even has that FNAF 1 and 2 theme with the phone

  • @bastet31286
    @bastet31286 Год назад +103

    i like how mark missed that smiling corpses are a sign each and every time XD

    • @zxmbii_pup
      @zxmbii_pup Месяц назад +1

      not rly, he chose that one cause it was smiling and moving more than others

  • @laurenlesley6081
    @laurenlesley6081 Год назад +3004

    I fucking love how he didn’t understand a single thing and didn’t even get possessed, survived and didn’t even discover the shit in the storm cellar. Good going Mark !

    • @filispeed_0111
      @filispeed_0111 Год назад +215

      Good thing this is the first video of this game that im watching, and im not understanding a single thing either, but hey, its spoopy!

    • @cameronperry00
      @cameronperry00 Год назад +35

      What's in the storm cellar??!!

    • @emeryholland3861
      @emeryholland3861 Год назад +165

      @@cameronperry00 more info and the last assistants body possessed locked away to be bled for the reagent

    • @jonschafer9239
      @jonschafer9239 Год назад +149

      If you watch jacks videos he’s really trying and gets possessed 2 times b4 figuring it out. Mark just kinda throws himself threw it and gets one of the better outcomes. Now I want to see him try.

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 Год назад +40

      This is so mark

  • @Aria_9653
    @Aria_9653 Год назад +3593

    Mark opening the window and screaming “NO VISITORS!” into the abyss is fucking hilarious hahaha

  • @SillyyGoose
    @SillyyGoose 5 месяцев назад +117

    Mark: Plays horror game in the spooky dark
    Also Mark: *sees demon glide across window and proceeds to OPEN the window* just to yell “NO VISITORS!!”
    Again Mark…: *sees ‘Grant’ at the end of hallway and aggressively runs towards him while battle crying*

  • @lightningblastr
    @lightningblastr Год назад +325

    Jumpscare Timestamps:
    2:49 : Sound at door
    4:43 : Vase falls off table (caused by Mark, tiny spook)
    5:58 : Lightning (small spook)
    6:26 : Mark makes loud sneeze (tiny spook)
    9:18 : Letting Strip combusts instantly
    10:30 : Lights Flicker
    11:37 : Lights go out
    11:46 : Body sits up
    12:03 : Demon tells Mark he can't leave (secret spook)
    12:29 : Rebecca speaks with a demonic effect (secret spook, tiny spook)
    12:45 : Demon at door (secret spook, small spook)
    15:46 : Knocking sound (tiny spook)
    17:45 : Head twitches (small spook)
    18:27 : Doors open on their own
    19:58 : Mark hears something (?)
    21:31 : Rebecca's Dad replaces body (secret spook)
    21:48 : Dad sits up, grabs(?) Rebecca (secret spook)
    25:19 : Mark notices hallway lights are off (no real spook)
    25:31 : Lady at window
    26:10 : RGB Glitch Effect
    30:03 : Mark teleports into a new room
    31:04 : Dad's(?) body comes out of water
    31:13 : Demon Lady lunges at Mark
    33:23 : Man at end of hallway
    33:33 : Man at body (jumpscare incoming!)
    36:30 : Moving Shadow (moves multiple times)
    37:17 : Demon in room corner
    38:05 : Banging sounds
    39:56 : Body snaps, lights go out
    40:16 : Door slams, Mark gets pulled away
    43:44 : Lady grabs Mark by the throat
    46:31 : Lady at window (Welcome back!)
    47:51 : Sounds made, caused by hand preparing to point at dark hallway. (Hand moves at 48:14)
    48:57 : Lady appears at end of hallway
    49:13 : Demon at brick wall
    51:53 : Lady at door
    52:22 : Lady grabs mark (big spook)
    54:37 : Bang sound, objects fly towards door
    55:44 : Banging sound (caused by body cabinets)
    59:00 : Lights flash after looking down hallway
    59:05 : Demon tells Mark to "Let him in" (meaning possession, big spook)
    59:16 : Door cracked open (Lady peeking through, small spook)

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown Год назад +12

      Thank you for literally copying another comment 🫥

    • @paramyrrh9475
      @paramyrrh9475 Год назад

      Thank you!

    • @nataliemurray8451
      @nataliemurray8451 Год назад +2

      You deserve a medal- I can’t believe watch these without hero’s like you

    • @wy2336
      @wy2336 Год назад +9

      +35:21 with an open door
      35:40 lights off in chamber room thing
      37:17 demon in room corner PLUS lights go off
      37:24 “if you scream at ghosts they go away”

    • @ADollOnAMusicBox
      @ADollOnAMusicBox 11 месяцев назад

      Thank you so much!!

  • @Thatoneguy-ju6gq
    @Thatoneguy-ju6gq Год назад +3655

    “Im not a masochist”
    *runs at a demon completely unarmed while in pitch darkness*
    my humor: overused outdated and unfunny
    3600 people for some reason: yes, this is big like time

    • @sillybilly......ouuugh
      @sillybilly......ouuugh Год назад +80

      Fun Fact of the day: If a demon is scaring you. Don't let it know your next move.

    • @fao-quinsal-ayin8136
      @fao-quinsal-ayin8136 Год назад +34

      The Demon : "You're Not Suppose To Do That, That's Not How It Works."

    • @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka
      @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka Год назад +23

      Mark to the demon: i’m not trapped here with you, you’re trapped here with me!

    • @angryliz
      @angryliz Год назад +2

      @Jacob ayaoyaoyoayo?

    • @UnoriginalKorsk
      @UnoriginalKorsk Год назад +4

      @@sillybilly......ouuugh never let them know your next move😈

  • @mr.markofski4267
    @mr.markofski4267 Год назад +9121

    Body: * has a smile *
    Mark: *A clear sign of demonic possession*

    • @mrbonlino
      @mrbonlino Год назад +326

      I'm no mortician, but the lips need muscles being flexed to perform a smile, unless it's a facial disfigurement that allows the muscles to rest on a smile.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Год назад +255

      The funny part is he's not wrong. In this game certain "ticks" have way more correlation to the body being possessed than others.
      For example, pretty much all bodies have at least 1 haunting sequence, so those mean nothing. And suddently appearing scratches are also common.
      However, 3 are very much solid indicators that you got the right one. First is smiling. If a body smiles unless you see another body have another of the strong indicators, to the flamer with it.
      Second is hauntings which involve bodies other than the one you're operating on. Which btw Mark also got, very strong sign that there's where you should look.
      And finally comes the devil's mark... and I mean literally. If you see the seal of a demon house corroborate with the computer or notepad if it is the seal from the house haunting you. If it is not, then 100% that body is innocent. If that is the right seal then so is the body and you shouldn't even think it further, to the fire with it, this is 100% reliable if it appears.
      So yeah, mark was right. For later levels it gets more complicated, but the first night if you see a smiler the correct reaction is to put a rock on its chest and throw it straight into the oven where it belongs.

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 Год назад +16

      Maybe this is why Billie Eyelash doesn't like to smile

    • @yolandawieler1638
      @yolandawieler1638 Год назад +22

      Mark: * Wired Jaw Shut *

    • @mocha_little_bean_2547
      @mocha_little_bean_2547 Год назад +4

      Actually the demon could be faking it

  • @MistakenlyAwesome
    @MistakenlyAwesome Год назад +54

    The amount of time Mark goes from cautious to tired of the Demon's shit already when that body sat up and grabbed him. 21:50

  • @kassiecole8032
    @kassiecole8032 Год назад +167

    I love the " NO VISITORS " he's just too funny. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Skywarped33
    @Skywarped33 Год назад +9970

    Mark: -runs at demon to Assert dominance
    Demon: - Proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of him

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 Год назад +32858

    As a mortician who does embalm, i can applaud the game devs for doing their homework, but there’s still a lot of inaccuracies. Especially the demons.

    • @Riley_Sanford
      @Riley_Sanford Год назад +4197

      Ah that’s why the bodies aren’t moving like that, should’ve looked it up first. Dang it what a waste.

    • @krossBoxCoachKrose80
      @krossBoxCoachKrose80 Год назад +468

      It’s a game, a horror game lol duh it’s not accurate

    • @ooferdoofer7091
      @ooferdoofer7091 Год назад +3588

      @@krossBoxCoachKrose80 woosh

    • @cookieeatemma8932
      @cookieeatemma8932 Год назад +3144

      @@krossBoxCoachKrose80 yeah the demons aren't the same as the ones irl

    • @user-ow2cs7fb5l
      @user-ow2cs7fb5l Год назад +827

      @@krossBoxCoachKrose80 shocker

  • @naomimaras7017
    @naomimaras7017 Год назад +61

    I must admit the random adlibs and jazz breakdowns made this more pleasant haha

  • @hedofreak
    @hedofreak Год назад +55

    I love how Mark reacts to spooky demons/ghosts with making fun of them and calls highly important anti-demon items stuff like "goopy juice" and "sonic the hedgehog sigil"
    Truly a king of comedy

  • @liamwelsh4665
    @liamwelsh4665 Год назад +3761

    I have never laughed harder at a jumpscare because of fucking "Grant, Guardian of the Hallway"

    • @dovahdog0
      @dovahdog0 Год назад +146

      Grant shouldve tposed to assert his dominance and claim the hallway as *_his_* and noone elses

    • @pam8324
      @pam8324 Год назад +101

      I laughed out loud when he just fucking beat up poor Rebecca 💀

    • @ryleigh.dissociates6028
      @ryleigh.dissociates6028 Год назад +11

      No same 😭😭

    • @MRDAY-to8vy
      @MRDAY-to8vy 6 месяцев назад +7

      Input boss music.
      Well I guess I'll die.

    • @foxetfright9709
      @foxetfright9709 4 месяца назад +2

      I rewound it to find where that was, got the time exactly right and then rolled on the floor laughing, thank you for bringing this hilarious detail to light because I missed it the first time

  • @DemonKingVI
    @DemonKingVI Год назад +8130

    Body speaks, "are you sure this is the right one?
    Mark: "I am now!"
    Most accurate response ever!
    Light 'em up boys, we got 'em!

    • @sipi2009
      @sipi2009 Год назад +206

      Gahhahahha, I know right? You gave yourself away buddy! Time to burn!

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 Год назад +37

      that took me a while to figure out lol

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Год назад +201

      tbf that interaction is not any assurance at all, the demon can make any of the bodies speak like that when you put the clay mark on them and your sanity is low enough, hes just trying to throw you off.
      still, the comedic timing and the fact he got it right regardless made this super funny.

    • @chandlermuehlberg2044
      @chandlermuehlberg2044 Год назад +33

      Dude when I messed up my first run of this game I was constantly second guessing myself but when the time came to putting the right body in the fire the second it said anything to make me doubt myself I was a hundred percent sure

    • @SleepyLilKid.
      @SleepyLilKid. Год назад +2

      hes burning in hell with me right now ✌️

  • @GillianNS
    @GillianNS Год назад +119

    As a forensics major, seeing his reactions are freaking hilarious.

  • @XNudgeDarkAngelX
    @XNudgeDarkAngelX Год назад +84

    Raymond: I'm sorry this had to happen
    Mark: *sneezes*
    Me: Mark must be allergic to bullshit

  • @WaltuhBlack87104
    @WaltuhBlack87104 Год назад +2173

    “GRANT, THE GUARDIAN OF THE HALLWAY”
    You really gotta give Lixian a raise

    • @slushy8449
      @slushy8449 Год назад +38

      that made me laugh so hard i loved it

    • @moontail5818
      @moontail5818 Год назад +19

      Sounds like something from r/bossfight.

    • @ghoulpilot
      @ghoulpilot Год назад +14

      This was edited by both Marcus (Nerdfiction) and Lixian!

    • @floraj9050
      @floraj9050 Год назад +37

      For anyone, like myself, who wanted to go back and see Grant. Guardian of the Hallway in action, go to 33:20. You’re welcome.

    • @Viper-oj1ut
      @Viper-oj1ut Год назад +2

      @@moontail5818 r/beatmetoit

  • @birdboy37
    @birdboy37 Год назад +1850

    someone tell me how mark didn’t listen to a thing and stumbled his way through but got the good ending first time but sean had to play multiple times cause he kept getting the names and bodies wrong 😭

    • @rocky31777
      @rocky31777 Год назад +62

      Not to mention the bugs Sean dealt with

    • @qwq843
      @qwq843 Год назад +51

      @@rocky31777 yeah, but Sean actually played the pre. release version of this game in his first full walkthrough. Very unfortunate for his nerve cells xD

    • @duskripper6650
      @duskripper6650 Год назад

      There will always be someone stumbling dick first into victory :D

    • @livcraftmummy
      @livcraftmummy Год назад +3

      Literally lmaoo

    • @amandadaley4182
      @amandadaley4182 Год назад +54

      Gab smolders also got the bad ending and pretty much listened to what they were telling her. Mind you she went back and did all the endings but apparently there is a sixth ending. Not gonna lie I got irritated at Mark because for the longest time he had all 4 sigils but WOULDN'T look in drawers.

  • @Cantum28
    @Cantum28 9 месяцев назад +11

    25:35 demon: *at the window*
    Mark (casually): NO VISTORRRRS

  • @duatia5315
    @duatia5315 Год назад +66

    You know it’d be really fascinating to have a game like this set during the start of a zombie outbreak, examining it from a medical point of view.

  • @ZeddiLeppi
    @ZeddiLeppi Год назад +8351

    Hey you, you like spoilers? Yeah? Alright, go ahead.
    Going practically the entire game without even remotely understanding how to beat the demon and actually doing it in the end by pure chance is the most Mark thing I've ever seen.

    • @Ash-cd7ky
      @Ash-cd7ky Год назад +153

      XD ikr I was like "HOW"

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад +2

      I’m Better Than Markiplier

    • @raptros
      @raptros Год назад +12

      @@Ash-cd7ky he always knew

    • @briannamh6712
      @briannamh6712 Год назад +198

      I was thinking the same thing because I watched Jack and Gab both play it and they could not get the right endings even though they found more stuff and were paying attention more LMAOOO

    • @raptros
      @raptros Год назад +83

      @@briannamh6712 the more you try to take a game seriously the worse you will do, you gotta play a game to enjoy it and yourself not to make a chore out of it, that's the lesson you get from Mark's playthroughs

  • @Kay-df5wl
    @Kay-df5wl Год назад +55

    I downloaded this game and played it before seeing this video. It is honestly one of the scariest games out there. Had to pause multiple times due to freaking out - heart pounding and palms sweating - this game definitely puts you through the fight or flight mode.

  • @kinggav1n24
    @kinggav1n24 Год назад +78

    33:25 the way mark attempts to assert dominance had me dying😂😂😂

  • @Andras0
    @Andras0 Год назад +2033

    Funnily enough, morticians actually listen to a lot of music while on the job, as do coroners. It keeps the job enjoyable even when it's not.

  • @Eeveelien
    @Eeveelien Год назад +2077

    I love how Mark immediately nails this game while having no idea what he's doing, and Jack tried multiple times to get the good ending, like speedrunning at some point 😂

  • @loafofocean2289
    @loafofocean2289 Год назад +41

    rewatching this because the game is absolutely phenomenal and mark's humor elevates everything happening to an eleven. absolutely love "Noooooo VISITORS!!"

  • @deadmaster2781
    @deadmaster2781 Год назад +13

    37:29
    Mother: what did you learn today?
    Me: I learned that demons love to be dominated!

  • @madisonszabo3121
    @madisonszabo3121 Год назад +3907

    Mark: *closes door*
    Also Mark 2 seconds later: “I don’t remember closing that door 🤔😳”

    • @samesjunderland
      @samesjunderland Год назад +79

      “That wasn’t closed before” yes it was Mark , you closed it

    • @Sergeant26
      @Sergeant26 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @casholle8
      @casholle8 Год назад +28

      ADHD is a hell of a disorder lol

    • @shantibunny7711
      @shantibunny7711 Год назад +5

      didnt it happen twice 💀💀 on both the hallway doors 🤣

    • @shantibunny7711
      @shantibunny7711 Год назад +11

      not to mention him saying ppl’s names multiple times as he pulled them out of the drawers and immediately forgetting when he started working on them😂😂

  • @amshazow
    @amshazow Год назад +11829

    mark is like the kid who didn’t study but still guessed the right answers on the tests, absolute chad

    • @anica7438
      @anica7438 Год назад +69

      he a gigachad for that-😎

    • @HelpPls_...
      @HelpPls_... Год назад +46

      That's me tho I don't study but somehow get an A

    • @amshazow
      @amshazow Год назад +27

      @@HelpPls_... best feeling ever broooo

    • @toybox2917
      @toybox2917 Год назад +10

      Until you found out there's an essay

    • @alexquan1744
      @alexquan1744 Год назад +29

      ​@@toybox2917 That part is easy, you can sorta "guess" your way through that too. As long as you follow the essay format and stay on topic, most teachers (in high school, anyway) don't care enough to read your entire essay, probably because it's one essay out of a cool 200ish other essays they also have to read/grade. As long as it _looks_ like a proper essay for the amount of time it takes to skim through it, you'll probably get a decent grade on it anyway.
      Let's find out who's seen this before:
      🔽



      🔼

  • @gravitron12
    @gravitron12 Год назад +24

    That was awesome: “are you sure this is the right one?” Mark: “well I am NOW!”

  • @grit1
    @grit1 8 месяцев назад +8

    As an exorcist, I can definitely say that one of the best ways to stop demons from getting into your house and body is to scream "no visitors." Demons follow certain rules.

    • @NonSimonary
      @NonSimonary 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, they're like vampires. To really keep the demons away be sure you yell "no visitors" every time you walk into a new room.

  • @gingaillust_
    @gingaillust_ Год назад +3659

    Mark's luck on playing games is just unparalleled

    • @DerangedDoodler
      @DerangedDoodler Год назад +89

      Other than in Security Breach lol, Freddy hated Mark.

    • @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka
      @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka Год назад +122

      Jack suffered getting the good ending while mark in the other hand just guess and got it. He didn't even do it right.

    • @Mortario
      @Mortario Год назад +10

      @@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka nah he did do it right

    • @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka
      @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka Год назад +17

      @@Mortario when he tried to identify the possessed corpse, he thought who moves a lot is the bad one. Didn’t even checked for symbols in the body

    • @honeyeggs9145
      @honeyeggs9145 Год назад +38

      @@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka There is no 'right', really. In a way he was right, also give him props, his entire game was bugged from the beginning.

  • @clottedscream
    @clottedscream Год назад +3653

    Lixian animating himself in night vision colors is such a nice touch

    • @jaderebirth23
      @jaderebirth23 Год назад +86

      Lixian is the best editor! They're friendship is everything :)

    • @TsunamiKitten56
      @TsunamiKitten56 Год назад +8

      Lixian IS the best!!

    • @KatastrophicNoodle
      @KatastrophicNoodle Год назад +2

      All he did was add a filter lmao.

    • @yura6087
      @yura6087 Год назад +26

      @@KatastrophicNoodle ok. he didnt need to. but he still did

    • @jamiesmith5353
      @jamiesmith5353 Год назад

      @@KatastrophicNoodle got some beef with the man that's making 3x as much as you?.?.?

  • @RammetDiath
    @RammetDiath 10 месяцев назад +12

    23:49 "No Visitors. I said 'No Visitors!'"
    25:33 "NO VISITORS!"
    46:34 "Hey! NO VISITORS!!"

  • @heatherleigh8569
    @heatherleigh8569 7 месяцев назад +6

    “I’ll be right with you.” when the banging on the door. 😂

  • @-thisma-1248
    @-thisma-1248 Год назад +1392

    Imagine being a soul looking at Mark embalming your body and he's just going "E E E E E E E U E R E U U U U U U U U U U E E E E -"

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад

      I’m Better Than Markiplier

    • @Psych0Kinetic
      @Psych0Kinetic Год назад +21

      That’s how you know that both your soul and your body are screwed

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active Год назад +5

      Me: 👁 👄 👁
      Um, R U D E. Totally get it, but still, rude.

    • @Rosawuzhere
      @Rosawuzhere Год назад

      These bodies are dead, they don't have a soul in them

  • @BlueJeiVA
    @BlueJeiVA Год назад +804

    Jack - Kinda gets it; struggles; fails.
    Insym - Digs deep to find the core of how the game works; 10% success rate
    Mark - "La dee doop da duuu. This one's being a silly boy; time to go to the bakey wakey" - *SPOILERS*Nails it first try.
    If that's not the most Mark bs I've ever seen...

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett Год назад +39

      😆 Right? Mark has an unbelievable success rate in accidentally stumbling the right way in a looooot of games he plays. I know he's smart but either he is also incredibly lucky or he's actually insanely good at games and plays the dumb dumb quite well. Lmao

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 Год назад +49

      Mark is the purest definition of “I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m doing it really really well”

    • @captain-insano
      @captain-insano Год назад +5

      Poor Insym lol

    • @dethfan06
      @dethfan06 Год назад +7

      @@AshleyGossett He talks about it in a podcast episode. He knows that its bull that he can do what he does first try but is a firm believer its all beginners luck. He talks about trying to repeat that success and fails to reach attempt one even after multiple attempts after.

    • @Parker_and_Dj
      @Parker_and_Dj Год назад +5

      I think he's focusing on everything all at once that he couldn't properly take all the information in and so he had to replay the tapes, he's an extremely smart guy, just clearly easily distracted lol

  • @sigalius
    @sigalius 8 месяцев назад +6

    Demon: "are you sure this is the right one?"
    * proceeds to wipe face with moisturizer
    LMAO

  • @sydneymerryman8804
    @sydneymerryman8804 Год назад +21

    I love that, out of at least four or five people, Mark is the only one I’ve watched play this game who didn’t get the ‘bad’ ending first. I was so confused by seeing a different ending because I thought he would have ‘failed’ since he sort of guessed.

  • @saraldwivedi
    @saraldwivedi Год назад +2908

    Mark is just seeing how much his new eyes can endure. He’s not a masochist guys.

  • @ivemissedyou.8900
    @ivemissedyou.8900 Год назад +5897

    I work as a mortician and this game is so inaccurate. The demons aren't even the same as the ones in my mortuary.

    • @_MOX_.
      @_MOX_. Год назад +175

      Wait.. WHAT?

    • @leedaniel365
      @leedaniel365 Год назад +673

      And it isn’t even the demons that you have to look out for at my place. angels are the real problem tbh. Always saying stuff like “He wasn’t supposed to die like this”
      Like, what am *I* supposed to do? I didn’t kill him, I’m just the mortuary assistant lol

    • @xemenamoreno9053
      @xemenamoreno9053 Год назад +35

      what😀😀😀 is this real

    • @SweetyWaffles
      @SweetyWaffles Год назад +77

      @@xemenamoreno9053 Very real

    • @oddbaii6322
      @oddbaii6322 Год назад +53

      @@xemenamoreno9053 oh definitely.

  • @o45727
    @o45727 Год назад +32

    The uncomfortable long 'EEeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr' cracked me up so hard

  • @user-xe9xc5lp2d
    @user-xe9xc5lp2d Год назад +62

    Mark be goofin around and going "Nah, no demons, just doin my job"
    And still got the body and sigils correct
    "Won by default"

  • @daeodon7257
    @daeodon7257 Год назад +794

    I love how Mark’s first response to seeing an emaciated body standing at the very end of a dark hallway is to charge directly at it, screaming, armed only with a piece of paper.

    • @nelaf.3255
      @nelaf.3255 Год назад +7

      i love this comment

    • @vacui_dev
      @vacui_dev Год назад +6

      > emancipated body standing at the very end of a dark hallway
      did you mean emaciated?

    • @daeodon7257
      @daeodon7257 Год назад +6

      @@vacui_dev yes, thanks for catching that

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy Год назад +4

      Well, creepy as it is, this is still just a game. It will either allow him to move forward or cause him to restart from a checkpoint. Either way, he's ripping off that jumpscare bandage.

    • @Kingtron5464
      @Kingtron5464 Год назад +4

      @@vacui_dev he didn’t, that body is the president of the game

  • @KDCrane_
    @KDCrane_ Год назад +1675

    “If you scream at ghosts they go away.” “It’s how you assert your dominance over the demons. Demons love to be dominated.” - Markiplier 2022
    Also I love how this is just Mark talking to dead people and vibing for an hour

    • @specialoperatorlolbit8671
      @specialoperatorlolbit8671 Год назад +6

      Funny how there's an entire class of demon based on that -

    • @eclipsesnarl4079
      @eclipsesnarl4079 Год назад +5

      This is funny because i know that there is a culture that believes this is the way to ward off ghosts and demons LOL

    • @libsyates2426
      @libsyates2426 Год назад +2

      666th like :D

    • @Averageyoutubenjoyer
      @Averageyoutubenjoyer Год назад +1

      Is so funny how that is an actually believing in my country, you have to cursed at them

    • @Averageyoutubenjoyer
      @Averageyoutubenjoyer Год назад +1

      @@eclipsesnarl4079 oh xd

  • @thewanderer1598
    @thewanderer1598 Год назад +45

    mark flinging about corpses while scatting is entirely too funny😂

  • @yeetuspeetus6598
    @yeetuspeetus6598 10 месяцев назад +28

    Imagine if they made a vr version of this game, that would be incredible

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 Год назад +815

    Wow. Mark was completely blind, made a ton of mistakes, didn't know about the demon houses database until the very last second...And he STILL managed to get the "good" ending, the think that took Jack like 3 tries to get. Wow, I don't know if this is beginner's luck or if Mark is just THAT good.

    • @nikolokulusgame
      @nikolokulusgame Год назад +24

      Big brain after all

    • @DavidTK
      @DavidTK Год назад +13

      Mark is that good bruh

    • @viktoriastabb2716
      @viktoriastabb2716 Год назад +9

      Lol I think lady luck is on his side to be honest lol

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 Год назад +6

      Big brain...biiiiiiig braaaaaain!

    • @Crim_Zen
      @Crim_Zen Год назад +6

      It's his big brain, I guess. He put the puzzle together with next to no info.

  • @kertikapikabeckyboo
    @kertikapikabeckyboo Год назад +2535

    After watching other videos of people playing this, watching Mark’s is literally like “I don’t know how, but you got the right answer”

    • @Endeavr_
      @Endeavr_ Год назад +79

      Jacksepticeye didn't get the good ending right off the bat like Mark LOL I'm sitting here like "uh... Mark... no... but I guess yes?"

    • @ashv9565
      @ashv9565 Год назад +54

      It reminds me of this old computer game I used to have where you had to do math problems to uncover letters. I was terrible at math so would just click until I found them and it would get pissed.
      "No operation could get you to that number! ... Nevertheless, you've discovered a letter."

    • @lianre1376
      @lianre1376 Год назад +8

      @@ashv9565 Clue Finders 3rd grade? The one with the rings of fire?

    • @foethefox793
      @foethefox793 Год назад +22

      @@lianre1376 wtf kind of math games yall playing

    • @samo9619
      @samo9619 Год назад +12

      istg it happens to mark every time LOL

  • @TweexMC
    @TweexMC Год назад +34

    Mark: I don't remember closing that...
    Also Mark a few seconds ago: lemme just close this door real quick.

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 Год назад +82

    "Be let! Let there be- somethin!"
    probably one of my favorite points in the video that nobody has been talking about

  • @JAMlover55
    @JAMlover55 Год назад +5667

    Rebecca's boss: "here's things to NOT do tonight"
    Mark: *forgets and does them anyway and somehow still gets it right*

    • @ChaolaoFueChi
      @ChaolaoFueChi Год назад +57

      He's on eof the horror kings; the genius.

    • @LifetimeThiccness
      @LifetimeThiccness Год назад +110

      Task failed successfully

    • @Manderinz
      @Manderinz Год назад +2

      What did he do that he wasn’t supposed to do?

    • @ChaolaoFueChi
      @ChaolaoFueChi Год назад +1

      @@Manderinz Doing the wrong thing in-game yet still getting things done, basically.

    • @lots_ofbobux896
      @lots_ofbobux896 Год назад +2

      Big brain time but taken to a whole fucking new level

  • @benjaminborhart3321
    @benjaminborhart3321 Год назад +2180

    Tape: “if the paper burns it means the mark is somewhere in-“
    Mark, after paper burns in his face: “whaddayamean. WHADDAYAMEAN. Whaddayamean.”

    • @upncoming6111
      @upncoming6111 Год назад +83

      Also Mark: “I didn’t take in any of that information…”

    • @daethalion1725
      @daethalion1725 Год назад +41

      I got so annoyed just watching him completely disregard that entire element of the game.

    • @mzwandilemalambe9999
      @mzwandilemalambe9999 Год назад +20

      @@daethalion1725 and still got the good ending, I was entertained 😂🤣

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад +4

      @@daethalion1725 aaand he still won

    • @septarria
      @septarria Год назад

      @@daethalion1725 same

  • @yourfavouritemess
    @yourfavouritemess 7 месяцев назад +3

    spooky unrelated fact: it is theorised that humans recognise faces in things that don't have faces because at some point *we needed to quickly determine if something was human or not*
    well colour me unnerved

  • @hatsuneloren
    @hatsuneloren 11 месяцев назад +15

    i do kinda wonder what they tell the person who gets possessed/burned’s family. do they just straight up tell them or try to like make an excuse? like “hey ik you wanted an open casket funeral for ur grandma but she kinda got possessed in the mortuary so we got u the ashes but they might be a little goofy”

  • @teodoirvanstaden
    @teodoirvanstaden Год назад +8355

    Mark: Sees a dead person standing in the hallway, lights flickering
    Also Mark: CHAAARRRGGEEEE

    • @brandonrendon8163
      @brandonrendon8163 Год назад +172

      Especially the second time where he charged and got blasted by Grant, Guardian of the Hallway

    • @AncientSavant7572
      @AncientSavant7572 Год назад +52

      The fearlessness of Mark is impressive

    • @kexard
      @kexard Год назад +60

      His fight or flight response kicks in…
      But he doesn’t know how to fly.

    • @rhinogamer1076
      @rhinogamer1076 Год назад +18

      I sometimes do that during my nightmares. It helps make things way less scary!

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Год назад +1

      I'd do the same

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Год назад +1437

    Hearing the three knocks is terrifying since that IS a demon trying to get in and if you answer the door after that you are letting the demon in. It's nice seeing the protagonist react to things how people would normally react as opposed to saying nothing and moving along like the demo. Nice breath of fresh air when horror game protagonists are like that.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @ForgettiSpaghetti973
      @ForgettiSpaghetti973 Год назад

      I agree 😌

    • @ChloeStarz_
      @ChloeStarz_ Год назад +3

      @@I_quit_trolling_now Congrats…?

    • @fushiguromai8050
      @fushiguromai8050 Год назад +17

      Bots are getting out of hand

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi Год назад +8

      I'm just going to go back to my night job for minimum wage, you know normal stuff like animatronics trying to kill me. But its fine I got those big ol' metal doors that require power, what it costs power to open doors not close them? Nah that is fake news, but hey they said I can any free pizza I can find in the trash.
      Jokes aside I'm still a fan of fnaf, even if its over saturated af.

  • @Jackal_gamez
    @Jackal_gamez 10 месяцев назад +13

    Playing with the night vision is such a genius move! It has the immersion in the dark but we can still see his reactions.

  • @chaytsai4890
    @chaytsai4890 Год назад +46

    I love how mark isn’t scared and wins trying to assert dominance over the demons XD

  • @BraveClementine
    @BraveClementine Год назад +786

    After watching both of Jack's episodes, seeing all the clues he found, and then screaming at Mark through my screen "YOU MISSED EVERYTHING!!!" "FLIP THE CARD OVER" "YOU NEED TO GET IN THE DATABASE!" I just sat in silence and shock that Mark got the right body.

    • @escapedgarbage
      @escapedgarbage Год назад +42

      Legiterally ME
      I sat there reaccessing my screaming at the screen for the previous hour 💀

    • @knightbro578
      @knightbro578 Год назад +29

      That how Mark big brain work

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 Год назад +33

      When will you guys learn to trust Mark's genius? The "clues" that Jack found didn't do him much good did they? No matter how hapless Mark may look, he (almost) always gets there in the end.

    • @shisurvives2635
      @shisurvives2635 Год назад +22

      @@knaughta.masso-kist5944 not really about doing much good, people want him to go through every aspect of the game. I know damn well I'd miss every clue if I played though😭

    • @panikhalafi
      @panikhalafi Год назад +6

      Marks just more superior

  • @Sp00ky_gal
    @Sp00ky_gal Год назад +846

    Legitimately the first person I've seen get a good ending on the first try, that's top tier Markiplier luck right there

    • @Friedphesh
      @Friedphesh Год назад +13

      yeah, so far Ive only seen this happen with Mark and Jazzyguns

    • @miguelcostabrito118
      @miguelcostabrito118 Год назад +8

      so far I've only seen this happen with Nyanners

    • @balzaqi
      @balzaqi Год назад +1

      maddvladd

    • @dawnconner2160
      @dawnconner2160 Год назад +3

      Lixian got it right first try as well.

    • @slamjam_4393
      @slamjam_4393 Год назад +12

      not to mention that he was running all over the place, not knowing wtf to do. man's just built without the instructions.

  • @fragilecaprisun6572
    @fragilecaprisun6572 Год назад +36

    mark rlly just asserted his domance thru this game. much respect to this man.

  • @CompoundZ3D
    @CompoundZ3D Год назад +67

    "if you scream at ghosts they go away" He is kinda right, as someone who deals with spirits a lot, this is true, you pretty much just yell at them to go away if they bother you, but not all of them go away, some stay even after you yell at them to go away.

    • @Splunkster
      @Splunkster Год назад +16

      Sure bro lmao

    • @maxxzornx6532
      @maxxzornx6532 Год назад +9

      Bro thinks hes a ghostbuster

    • @CompoundZ3D
      @CompoundZ3D Год назад +3

      @@maxxzornx6532 ghost hunter* she* :)

    • @CompoundZ3D
      @CompoundZ3D Год назад +2

      @@Splunkster I mean it is true, but I know people don't get to see or deal with spirits, so they don't believe.

  • @AllanSHudson
    @AllanSHudson Год назад +1911

    Me, watching other youtubers fail at their first playthrough : "I'm sure Mark will nail it first try"
    Mark: does not disappoint

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 Год назад +15

      man got lucky

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Год назад +1

      I’m Better Than Markiplier

    • @FBI-td7bo
      @FBI-td7bo Год назад +17

      @@virgilmcmath6363 lol fr mark didn't open the first drawer

    • @bryanbrack8087
      @bryanbrack8087 Год назад

      @@FBI-td7bo what does opening the first drawer do

    • @riakun
      @riakun Год назад +16

      @Bryan Brack the first symbol to the demon's name appears in random spots in that area (see the part where his paper combusted the first time), but since it wasn't in their usual random spots, then it was more than likely in one of the drawers that he didn't open.

  • @gothictrashqueen9109
    @gothictrashqueen9109 Год назад +797

    My favorite about Mark playing horror games is how instead of doing the sane thing to run away, he barrels towards danger at every chance he gets. He is not a masochist. He just wants to see if he can handle it.

    • @RebelAngelForever
      @RebelAngelForever Год назад +25

      Who said anything about masochism? He’s just seeing if he can handle it.

    • @tiannahood7102
      @tiannahood7102 Год назад +39

      actually found one of his older vids (first outlast 2 vid i think?) where he literally says “all you other masochists out there”. man outed himself years ago and is just trying to convince everyone (and himself) otherwise

    • @d_denragon
      @d_denragon Год назад +2

      Well he did tried to run away by entering the car at the beginning

    • @Mouse-Step
      @Mouse-Step Год назад

      He just needs to place it on the pain scale