The Matrix Pitch Meeting: Keanu Reeves And Lots Of Leather

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    The Matrix was one of the most influential movies ever to hit the sci-fi and action genres. Watching Neo, Trinity, Morpheus and the gang do crazy bullet time martial arts just completely changed the game forever. But even though the Keanu Reeves-led Wachowski project was revolutionary, it still raised a lot of questions. Like what’s up with the Agents not using their powers until we know about them? Why didn’t they actually use any of their tracking tactics? Why are the machines using humans as batteries? What’s up with all the LEATHER?
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  • @tatianaleutwiler1867
    @tatianaleutwiler1867 5 лет назад +6535

    "Leather is TIGHT!"
    "Yeah, that's part of the problem…"
    Best use of the catch phrase so far. 😂

    • @purplecrayon7281
      @purplecrayon7281 5 лет назад +171

      Nope. Best use goes to the pitch meeting for The Nun. Nuns are tight.

    • @felix207
      @felix207 5 лет назад +23

      @@purplecrayon7281 lmao

    • @bethdocker5514
      @bethdocker5514 5 лет назад +170

      I also like
      "Money is tight!"
      "Oh are you having money problems?"

    • @Kanic12341
      @Kanic12341 4 года назад +25

      "Oh Pitch meetings are tight!"

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 4 года назад +46

      "Baby junks are tigh..."
      *DON'T*

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 лет назад +3820

    I like that he included the cut concept of people being used as CPU's instead of batteries.
    Including factual behind-the-scenes stuff in these pitch meetings is *TIGHT*

    • @_t03r
      @_t03r 4 года назад +359

      Yeah, I didn't know that and it actually makes a lot more sense than the battery concept.

    • @cjripley32
      @cjripley32 3 года назад +150

      Yeah! That blew my mind. It makes so much more sense.

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 3 года назад +148

      Not as tight as the leather

    • @timestamp2525
      @timestamp2525 3 года назад +66

      @@birdmcturd1626 that's ..... that's part of the problem

    • @KingCuba
      @KingCuba 3 года назад +70

      I didn’t know that fact either...and it really does make SO MUCH MORE sense.

  • @dougyd1
    @dougyd1 4 года назад +5966

    “He used to eat at a restaurant...that’s relatable...” Everyone living in 2020

    • @mikecabral2420
      @mikecabral2420 4 года назад +87

      Wait.... people used to go outside. That's untrue, nobody could ever go outside without a mask and gloves. How can I relate to a character who doesn't wear a mask and gloves and goes outside.

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 4 года назад +52

      Everyone used to go outside........ or did they?

    • @gizellesmith8763
      @gizellesmith8763 4 года назад +4

      Nice

    • @anshumandcjoshi6424
      @anshumandcjoshi6424 4 года назад +23

      Ryan George IS actually a time traveler. That explains everything.
      Which is why breaking things down for him is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DrMoriarty420
      @DrMoriarty420 4 года назад +21

      @@anshumandcjoshi6424 Time travel is tight!

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 5 лет назад +6669

    I would totally watch The Cow Matrix. With Moofius.

    • @LittleHayabusa
      @LittleHayabusa 4 года назад +173

      A... Cowtrix if you will.

    • @icewolf6062
      @icewolf6062 4 года назад +172

      Finding Nemoo

    • @konnerdent4835
      @konnerdent4835 4 года назад +61

      Little Hayabusa mootrix

    • @piobu5357
      @piobu5357 4 года назад +67

      @@LittleHayabusa more like a... Mootrix

    • @samuelh.2118
      @samuelh.2118 4 года назад +79

      Damn I laughed way too hard at Moofius.

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 4 года назад +2242

    "Lets compromise and do my thing"... That is how to negotiate. 🏆

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 4 года назад +21

      I guess I don’t really have a say in this do I?

    • @hasix404
      @hasix404 4 года назад +24

      Ah yes, the negotiator

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 4 года назад +6

      Aah hmmm yes

    • @alexfamie5255
      @alexfamie5255 4 года назад +6

      That sounds like my wife...
      ..nah just kiddin. Could you imagine if I was really like that?

    • @David-se5ph
      @David-se5ph 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drbjr99
    @drbjr99 4 года назад +4746

    "He's the male lead and she's the female lead."
    "That is pretty romantic, actually."
    Thus Disney's approach in Rise of Skywalker.

    • @jhupp8707
      @jhupp8707 4 года назад +154

      Shuffle Them Truffles Babey that’s not what they were going for though.

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 года назад +186

      @@sgl0d10n you actually think rey and kylo were friend kissing? Or even that they're friends?

    • @sgl0d10n
      @sgl0d10n 4 года назад +8

      @@kin-3877 I think that one saved the others life and it was a very tense and intimate moment. I think the people that are upset about this likely haven't kissed many people, hence why they're letting an interesting and intimate moment ruin a movie for them

    • @drbjr99
      @drbjr99 4 года назад +179

      @@sgl0d10n Wow, you have messed up friendships if you open mouth kiss all your friends.

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 года назад +149

      @@sgl0d10n yeah no. He tortured, captured and almost killed her multiple times. Not to mention that there was literally zero set up for this nonsensical romantic outburst. People who are trying to murder each other dont just kiss. This is something movies try to make normal

  • @sukhtatla
    @sukhtatla 5 лет назад +1704

    “He used to eat at a restaurant...that’s relatable...”

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 5 лет назад +40

      Really good noodles.

    • @ClarkeSLR
      @ClarkeSLR 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 5 лет назад +22

      Hey, I used to eat at restaurants too!!! Awesome...

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 лет назад +4

      I mean..

    • @jocab4154
      @jocab4154 5 лет назад

      Sukhster Tats dude I read that at the same time that he said that wth that was weird

  • @irisbutterfly4845
    @irisbutterfly4845 2 года назад +173

    I LOVE how Ryan acknowledged that the original pitch had the humans as a neural network and the producer changed it but batteries wouldn't make sense

    • @grocksauce7422
      @grocksauce7422 Месяц назад

      Mainstream IQ baby, gotta love it. Producers do money thing, producer no understand network thing. To be fair, the internet was still pretty new, and by extension networks.

  • @evilsharkey8954
    @evilsharkey8954 4 года назад +1054

    Supposedly, the reason Will Smith turned down the role of Neo was because the Wachowskis’ actual pitch to him sounded even more ridiculous than this.

    • @KristiLEvans1
      @KristiLEvans1 4 года назад +96

      Evil Sharkey thank God.

    • @iankelly7722
      @iankelly7722 4 года назад +206

      He chose WIld WIld West instead lol

    • @renkol123
      @renkol123 4 года назад +253

      @@iankelly7722
      "Whoops."
      "Whoopise."

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 4 года назад +47

      Actually, he said he had no problems with the script. Just the filmmaking process confused him.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +14

      @@iankelly7722 Woopsie. Fair enough. He must have gotten drunk again. Everyone makes mistakes. lol

  • @eitanwass9709
    @eitanwass9709 5 лет назад +636

    The sad thing is that the battery / computing power talk actually went like that. In the original script humans did computational things for the machines

    • @Jimmygarn
      @Jimmygarn 5 лет назад +36

      The comment I was looking for.

    • @Jimmygarn
      @Jimmygarn 5 лет назад +43

      @SuperNoone89 Well, good ol' Neil is a brilliant story teller. Thanks for the enlightenment.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 5 лет назад +51

      @SuperNoone89 it's because it's something you just WANT To be true SO MUCH!
      it would have made sense and resolve the biggest plot hole in the first movie, also it lets smart people feel good about themselves when watching an action movie...and really isn't that what the matrix is all about?

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 лет назад +18

      @@tuseroni6085 Now that you mention it, that genuinely is what the Matrix is all about.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 лет назад +2

      @@tuseroni6085 There is no plot hole though.

  • @heymichaelvsaucehere9944
    @heymichaelvsaucehere9944 4 года назад +509

    He's Keanu Reeves. That's all the personality we need.

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 2 года назад +5

      Totally agree. Keanu is like a real life movie hero. Plus Speed is still my favorite movie and I wouldn't be able to watch a pitch meeting on it because I love it so much.🙂

    • @cernstormrunner7263
      @cernstormrunner7263 2 года назад +1

      Sort of wish they had cast Johnny Lee Miller. Then HACKERS would be a prequel

    • @rezneba101
      @rezneba101 2 года назад +4

      What? His acting is terrible, seems not so smart either. Seth Macfarlane drilled him pretty good in Family Guy once. Pretty spot on from what I've seen. Plus he's like reddit jesus... but that site likes parks and recreation and the office like it's maple syrup fallen off janet garcia's ass. Face it, those shows are average, at best. Have you see Matrix resurrection? About has bland as keanu'S personality imo.

    • @marquizzo
      @marquizzo 2 года назад +3

      @@rezneba101 Did you have a stroke in the middle of that paragraph?

    • @udishomer5852
      @udishomer5852 2 года назад +3

      @@rezneba101 He's maybe bland and lacks expression, but something about him is addictive and charismatic so you can't look away.

  • @TheMattizAlizard
    @TheMattizAlizard 4 года назад +749

    "That is entirely Trinity's fault"
    "Yes it is!"
    It was then that I stopped the video to comment and thumbs up...

    • @nox5660
      @nox5660 4 года назад +7

      And it was then when I read this comment.
      lol 😂

    • @sabrywaheedali
      @sabrywaheedali 3 года назад +4

      Sanne De Ridder And it was then that I read your comment

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 года назад

      @@sabrywaheedali and now yours!

    • @nori7249
      @nori7249 2 года назад +1

      @@cavemanlovesmoke4394 And now yours... interesting

  • @dawncantagallo9477
    @dawncantagallo9477 5 лет назад +551

    I wish I had this much fun talking to myself!

    • @Kompatainment
      @Kompatainment 5 лет назад +58

      How do you not? Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 лет назад +5

      I study for tests by talking to myself

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr. I always end up getting into an argument.

    • @rodramirez5208
      @rodramirez5208 5 лет назад +6

      I used to talk to myself like this all the time until we got into an argument. Now we don’t talk at all. Sniff* sometimes I can still hear him.

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +8

      Talking to yourself is okay but if you do it while you see yourself talking in front of you without a mirror you may want to get some help.

  • @sgrafx
    @sgrafx 5 лет назад +774

    "Its kinda like the internet", "Yeah, no one's ever really gonna use that." lmao.

    • @ClarkeSLR
      @ClarkeSLR 5 лет назад +10

      LOL

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +5

      Where do I fax this comment to? Or is it by telegram? 101011100110?

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR 3 года назад +4

      That part was a bit weak, internet usage was already very popular/common by the time the Matrix movie was made, nobody would've suggested it wasn't going to keep getting bigger.
      The website was even a large part of their viral marketing - 'What is the Matrix'.

  • @Mofi25
    @Mofi25 3 года назад +261

    As much as I love the Pitch meetings I can't deny that watching pitch meetings for movies I love is not a good idea!

  • @romantic_hippie
    @romantic_hippie 5 лет назад +334

    I love the face he makes when he says "I dont know!" 🤣

    • @mr.mediocregamer9653
      @mr.mediocregamer9653 5 лет назад +20

      and the cadence of his voice too.

    • @Muppet567
      @Muppet567 5 лет назад +1

      @@donkeyhobo34 whoa there!

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 5 лет назад +1

      @@donkeyhobo34 Making unfunny non-sequiters is tight isn't it?

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 5 лет назад +1

      @@donkeyhobo34 *KIRBYS CALLING THE POLICE*

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 лет назад

      @@legobrik I'll kirby the police if you know what I mean ;)

  • @motojauntx
    @motojauntx 5 лет назад +1718

    “They get betrayed by this little Italian Judas.” 🤣

    • @justdueit6199
      @justdueit6199 5 лет назад +44

      I think that's what his name is in the credits.

    • @Defrap22
      @Defrap22 4 года назад +5

      Racist

    • @giustinoitaliano22
      @giustinoitaliano22 4 года назад +35

      As a 5”8 Italian this offends me lol

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j 4 года назад +50

      Ironically the most talented actor in the whole series, he made everyone look bad so he had to die lol

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 4 года назад +22

      @@user-lj2cb2pj8j I guess. I kinda like the guy that says "mmmisssstuurrrr Anderson"

  • @DadBooom
    @DadBooom 4 года назад +2399

    This ruined The Matrix for me lol
    "Why would you make a dream network for your batteries?"

    • @BMFstudiosNYC
      @BMFstudiosNYC 4 года назад +227

      To keep them under control... but why would you need to keep them under control if they're all asleep anyway? And if Machine City is so advanced, why not come up with another power source? LOL

    • @eXXa1987
      @eXXa1987 4 года назад +331

      Nah mate, they explain that. Basically it's they say "without the mind, the body dies". Which is why people can die in the matrix and also why people need to be in the matrix in the first place. Coma patients barely have any bodily activity. The bodies of people who are in the Matrix are pretty dang active. They show that in that movie too. Sometimes these pitch meetings bend the truth a little bit to create a good laugh, which is definitely fair enough.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 4 года назад +18

      It's complicated, but they have all that free energy from their batteries so they use it and some to feed their batteries.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 года назад +2

      Coz they can.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 года назад +31

      @@eXXa1987
      Ever heard of brain-dead people on life support?

  • @BenMonroe964
    @BenMonroe964 5 лет назад +1518

    I was laughing at the plot holes in the beginning, then I realized, the machines' plan was to let Neo escape the matrix, that's why they didn't interfere.

    • @kpopgrrl
      @kpopgrrl 5 лет назад +327

      Which you only learn in the sequels which means they're not useless

    • @m1sh474
      @m1sh474 5 лет назад +229

      @@kpopgrrl they're not, they're just badly done but the premise is really good.

    • @MsPBJTime
      @MsPBJTime 5 лет назад +310

      You could also argue that the agents, basically pawns, were being intentionally cautious at first so as to not cause people in the Matrix to start questioning what was going on with reality. As Neo became more of a threat, their overlords let them be more reckless.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 лет назад +90

      You could also argue any other undetermined variable like agent response times or counter hacking interference or as they became more familiar with the intruders in the matrix they could find them easier or that some subsystem didn't recognize the significance of the meeting place or you know other hocus

    • @umairusman
      @umairusman 5 лет назад +15

      Mind blown

  • @RohitVinay
    @RohitVinay 5 лет назад +547

    This is one of my Fav RUclips series, Trying to work on an Animated series, learning on how to maintain continuity from this.

    • @c.deegan7613
      @c.deegan7613 5 лет назад +3

      My favorite vids of yours are digital paintings

    • @RohitVinay
      @RohitVinay 5 лет назад +2

      @@c.deegan7613 thank you, appreciate the support

    • @chiderachukwuneta7127
      @chiderachukwuneta7127 5 лет назад +2

      Who else didn't get the plot of this movie until now

    • @Kompatainment
      @Kompatainment 5 лет назад +6

      @@chiderachukwuneta7127 How did you not get the plot? Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience...

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 5 лет назад +2

      RohitVinay Art Channel Begone leech

  • @edwardgagne4810
    @edwardgagne4810 2 года назад +95

    My guy has never failed to ruin every movie I’ve ever seen.

  • @Fluid_Chaos
    @Fluid_Chaos 5 лет назад +2648

    You thought of a Cow Matrix and didn't call it a "Mootrix?"
    *For Shame.*

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 5 лет назад +38

      What a missed opportunity 😄😄

    • @danrazART
      @danrazART 5 лет назад +38

      What is the problem with you guys? Forgot your history so soon? Cow Matrix was a viral video that became famous because it parodied the Matrix movie. George is Ok to not say mootrix, this is not a missed opportunity.

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 5 лет назад +9

      whoopse

    • @mou.2
      @mou.2 5 лет назад +27

      Well, "The Meatrix" had Moopheus.

    • @poisonpotato1
      @poisonpotato1 5 лет назад +11

      Silly cow trix are for kids

  • @gendoruwo6322
    @gendoruwo6322 5 лет назад +578

    "Hey Neo, I need to talk to you.
    I need to tell you something.
    There's there's something I need to tell you,
    let's talk, let's talk for a little bit
    I need to tell you something."

  • @lidarman2
    @lidarman2 4 года назад +202

    The matrix is like magic, I was distracted by all the fun that I missed all the flaws.

  • @Orrand_One
    @Orrand_One 5 лет назад +510

    The way he says "Super easy; barely an inconvenience" is Tight!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 лет назад +488

    Better have that pitch meeting before the Y2K bug shuts down the computers.

    • @vontosmagicmurderbag2611
      @vontosmagicmurderbag2611 5 лет назад +4

      What if the Y2K bug shuts down the matrix and we all die?

    • @BarefootPrudencePursuer
      @BarefootPrudencePursuer 5 лет назад +15

      Man, Y2K was pretty fun. I remember being like well in about 10 seconds I might have to fight rogue biker gangs for resources with my family.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +7

      @@BarefootPrudencePursuer Fighting rogue biker gangs is tight!
      Sorry, I had to...

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +2

      @@vontosmagicmurderbag2611 Since it is the matrix wouldn't it be more like Y3K?

  • @SaulGoodman-w2x
    @SaulGoodman-w2x 4 года назад +38

    "He used to eat at a restaurant - that's relatable." That's right. I used to eat at that place next to my work, however it closed down so I don't eat there anymore. Neo is soooo me.

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard 5 лет назад +592

    You haven't done _Sin City_ yet. I feel like you should do _Sin City_ at some point. _Sin City_ would be a great Pitch Meeting. _Sin City_ .
    *_Sin City_* .

  • @calebmccarthy7298
    @calebmccarthy7298 5 лет назад +650

    “Cow matrix!”

    • @FreshWitDiceInMirror
      @FreshWitDiceInMirror 5 лет назад +7

      i think an elephant matrix would be more efficient. or a whale matrix

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 5 лет назад +3

      There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix. There is no cow matrix.

    • @danrazART
      @danrazART 5 лет назад +1

      I think most of the commenters don't know or forgotten about the COW MATRIX. it was a viral video of cow fighting kung-fu and matrix style action. Pretty hilarious. Go search for it.

    • @charlesvan13
      @charlesvan13 5 лет назад +2

      A million times more efficient would be just to build a power plant, fueled by gas, coal, or nuclear power.

    • @danrazART
      @danrazART 5 лет назад +1

      @@charlesvan13 read my comment please. You all are missing the reference and the joke! Go Google "cow Matrix "

  • @copperfoxart
    @copperfoxart 3 года назад +36

    I've seen dozens of this pitch meetings, and "Leather is TIGHT!" is my favorite line! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @gamecargo8115
    @gamecargo8115 5 лет назад +591

    They decide that Neo is the one because his name is an anagram of “One”......

    • @seanfinn1046
      @seanfinn1046 5 лет назад +34

      And the Oracle told him he'd find the one.

    • @aliceduanra7539
      @aliceduanra7539 4 года назад +20

      Wait wait wait what

    • @AP-Design
      @AP-Design 4 года назад +44

      Wow wow wow wow wow....wow

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +21

      Then why not Brian Eno?

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 4 года назад +16

      but his real name is tom which is an anagram of omt oh my tom :D

  • @OrchidAlloy
    @OrchidAlloy 5 лет назад +57

    I love how this one includes the very real battery thing that the writers were told to put in instead of the more sensical neural network

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 2 года назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @conormaloney126
      @conormaloney126 2 года назад +1

      I don't think that ever happened, it does make more sense than the battery idea though

  • @uvraged9854
    @uvraged9854 4 года назад +82

    'What made morpheus think that neo was the one?'
    Because he's the protagonist...

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 года назад +4

      Fair enough!

    • @Magidex
      @Magidex 3 года назад +3

      Didn't the oracle SPECIFICALLY tell Morpheus that Neo was the One????

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад

      Why is he not the chosen one?

    • @NapanTR
      @NapanTR 2 года назад

      @@Magidex The Oracle told Morpheus he would find the one. Didn't tell him it was Neo specifically.

  • @calebmccarthy7298
    @calebmccarthy7298 5 лет назад +284

    I love the number of jokes he makes about the two of them having the same face!

    • @nicemimomisu
      @nicemimomisu 5 лет назад +23

      I don't know what you're talking about. They look nothing alike! The writer has glasses!

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 5 лет назад +2

      What do you mean

    • @jonathanwat8567
      @jonathanwat8567 5 лет назад +5

      Having the same face is TIGHT!

    • @krazylokos
      @krazylokos 5 лет назад

      It's a simulation. There were no jokes...

    • @mattmurray6104
      @mattmurray6104 5 лет назад

      They do? Neat!

  • @sondrestrmsheim4508
    @sondrestrmsheim4508 5 лет назад +387

    Make a LOTR pitch meeting!! :D

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 5 лет назад +29

      The Hobbit, pitching why a slim kids book needs to be 3 three-hour movies.

    • @bustosadrian
      @bustosadrian 5 лет назад +8

      Yeap! No plot holes there!

    • @alexl5883
      @alexl5883 5 лет назад +1

      Please do

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 5 лет назад

      @@mikes5637
      "Don't you think taking our original idea of turning this book into a two-parter by further turning it into a three-parter will damage its integrity?"
      "Probably!"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

  • @nolantinsley7794
    @nolantinsley7794 4 года назад +211

    Watching this during CoVid 19 “He used to eat at a restaurant. That’s relatable.” 😭😭😭

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +2

      I mean, the "used to" part is relatable...
      Also that goo they have him after waking up? That's everyone in quarantine trying to make sour dough :D

  • @lukabell4607
    @lukabell4607 5 лет назад +296

    One time I saw three dudes beating up an old man so I jumped in, there was no way he could take the four of us.

  • @princematlakala7429
    @princematlakala7429 5 лет назад +257

    "In such a way that movies are gonna try to imitate for a full decade "!💯😂😂😂

  • @Kanic12341
    @Kanic12341 4 года назад +23

    0:10 probably the most accurate in world explanation so far

  • @SetShot42
    @SetShot42 5 лет назад +281

    Pitch meeting: "Face-off" with John Travolta and Nick Cage!
    Before I found your show, I always thought it would be funny to hear that pitch meeting.

    • @jspazds1
      @jspazds1 5 лет назад +5

      I agree

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 5 лет назад +2

      You need a writer and a producer using LSD. Since Ryan is both of them, that pitch meeting could be lethal.

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 5 лет назад +12

      I'll be extremely disappointing if that pitch meeting doesn't involve this exchange:
      Screenwriter: Yeah, so then we're gonna have a plastic surgeon cut his face off.
      Producer: His face... *hand motion around face*.... off?
      Screenwriter: Yeah, his face *hand motion around face* - OFF.
      Producer: His face *hand motion around face* off.

    • @Rollin8.0
      @Rollin8.0 4 года назад +1

      @@Razzy1312 10000000% this needs to be a thing.

    • @Klovaneer
      @Klovaneer 4 года назад +2

      Jon Woo pitch meetings would be like michael bay but with "GUNFIGHT" instead of "EXPLOSION".

  • @GreysDen
    @GreysDen 5 лет назад +89

    "Leather is tight"
    "That's...part of the problem"
    Lmao.

  • @angrytom1923
    @angrytom1923 4 года назад +73

    "Well how would they benefit from making a dream world for their batteries?"
    Mind blown.

  • @upgrade4599
    @upgrade4599 5 лет назад +184

    Please make a Pitch Meeting for Supernatural TV Series!

    • @dannybeads3672
      @dannybeads3672 5 лет назад +16

      “Oh no, a main character dies? How are we gonna bring him back?”
      “Super easy, barely an inconvenience. In fact we’re gonna have all the main characters die and come back super easy all the time.”

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 5 лет назад +2

      Yesss

  • @Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor
    @Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor 5 лет назад +18

    "Leather is tight!"
    "Yeah that's kinda the problem"
    That line was magnificent. Great job!

  • @waterandafter
    @waterandafter 4 года назад +49

    "he _used_ to eat at a restaurant, that's relatable".
    I remember when we all used to eat at restaurants too.

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 5 лет назад +120

    I think if I request enough times it'll probably eventually come. Please do a PM for the Back to the Future movies. Pretty please with a "super easy, barely an inconvenience" on top.

    • @JNLJProductions
      @JNLJProductions 5 лет назад +9

      Producer: So you have a time travel trilogy for me?
      Screenwriter: Yes sir, I do...
      Yadda yadda yadda
      Producer: Isn't it gonna be hard to stretch that plot over 3 films?
      Screenwriter: Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience. I was thinking we'd remake the same movie 3 times and just add in little differences to keep it fresh, you know?
      Producer: I've got to be honest, I can't see that working
      -cuts to an article about how badly people want a Part 4-, lol

    • @mujariwa3696
      @mujariwa3696 5 лет назад

      @@JNLJProductions 😂😂😂

    • @breezza_time
      @breezza_time 5 лет назад +1

      yessss!!!

    • @kiellanders2880
      @kiellanders2880 5 лет назад +1

      John Mulaney basically did one already

  • @nikoleigraham8747
    @nikoleigraham8747 4 года назад +20

    3:03 They actually explain that in the movie. Without keeping the mind active, the bodies just withers and dies. That is why the Matrix was created.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 года назад

      I guess. But even if a "human battery" works, doesn't the matrix need like a ridiculous amount of energy?

    • @davidshea6272
      @davidshea6272 2 года назад +5

      It would still make more sense to create a matrix for cows and put them into a paradise like virtual world where they won't care.

    • @ThePwebb
      @ThePwebb Год назад

      They did explain that, but you know movie reasoning
      Now, after 6 years as a care-taker for my mother, house bound pre pandemic, pandemic, and post pandemic, my vitamin deficiencies are so ridiculously out of hand, I actually laughed at the Vitamin D numbers they were so unreal.
      Didn't make me think of the Matrix tho, I was more questioning the possibility of extended space travel for humans
      Until this pitch meeting

    • @theworm7156
      @theworm7156 Год назад

      @@leonpaelinck yeah probably

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 года назад +258

    Why are they all wearing leather?
    Because they’re secretly in the cow matrix.

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 3 года назад +8

      This is not the Cow Matrix we were looking for 😨

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 3 года назад +3

      Cleverrrrrrrrrr

    • @melvinthendra2254
      @melvinthendra2254 2 года назад

      Hahahahahaha

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад

      Cows actually live in a matrix, first they produce milk, but later they produce meat and leather.

  • @nichardrixon3427
    @nichardrixon3427 4 года назад +33

    "he used to eat at a restaurant, that's relatable."
    Then, it was a joke. Now it is relatable

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 5 лет назад +84

    Oh God, another thing that seems like yesterday but is actually a really long time ago.

    • @MedievalFantasyTV
      @MedievalFantasyTV 5 лет назад +6

      That comment made me feel old.

    • @faisalmemon285
      @faisalmemon285 4 года назад +5

      It’s weird. When I was little and there was a minor celebration of Star Wars turning 20, I thought “Man! 20 years is old!”

    • @CH-bt1hd
      @CH-bt1hd 4 года назад +4

      Had VHS gold box set of star wars, think there was also a silver box set.
      Right around the beginning of DVDs.

  • @bittercup410
    @bittercup410 5 лет назад +23

    So many holes. You're opening my mind. I'm beginning to believe. That suspension of disbelief makes life more enjoyable.

  • @DRMadeIt
    @DRMadeIt 5 лет назад +163

    Princess bride pitch meeting

    • @jordanherkowski5052
      @jordanherkowski5052 5 лет назад +20

      They haven't done one of those already? Inconceivable!

    • @DRMadeIt
      @DRMadeIt 5 лет назад

      Jordan Herkowski ikr

    • @robertbaur3145
      @robertbaur3145 5 лет назад +5

      if he does one he better respond as you wish

    • @aarkmish8087
      @aarkmish8087 5 лет назад +4

      Princess bride pitch meeting would be TIGHT

    • @robertbaur3145
      @robertbaur3145 5 лет назад +1

      @@aarkmish8087 you keep using that word...I don't think it means what you think it means

  • @ryandavidson2502
    @ryandavidson2502 5 лет назад +6

    Thumbs up for 2:35 that's actually a true story that happened when the writers presented their movie for those that didn't know. WB told them to change it into batteries cause they didn't think people would understand the concept.

    • @liteoner
      @liteoner 5 лет назад +3

      To be honest, nobody except for a few people (like Jeff Bezos) saw the internet blowing up back in 1998.

  • @Toxic_chicken
    @Toxic_chicken 2 года назад +63

    I like how the article at the end that said “ The matrix sequels ruined the franchise “ but it’s not a franchise unless it has sequels.

    • @rooty
      @rooty 2 года назад +5

      My thoughts exactly. Doesn't make any sense.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 Год назад +2

      @@rooty That's also why I don't think a sequel could ever ruin the first one same with remakes, the remake can't ruin the original because it still exists.

    • @ThePwebb
      @ThePwebb Год назад +1

      This is why I came to the comments, a real life paradox

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Месяц назад

      Between the first film, books, comics and videogames, there's enough material to call it a franchise without the sequel movies 🤷🏻‍♂️
      And apparently all that other stuff didn't suck

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 5 лет назад +334

    Producer: "And how do they feed the humans?"
    Writer: "Oh they have this weird synthetic stuff they eat outside the Matrix."
    Producer: "So how do they get the electricity to make that stuff?"
    Writer: "From the human batteries."
    Producer "Wouldn't that take more power than it makes?"
    Writer: "I don't know! I'm a screen-writer not a scientist."
    Producer: "That sounds good to me!"

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 лет назад +7

      Its (also) an ironic punishment for the atrocities mankind committed against the machine

    • @klaus-peeter2116
      @klaus-peeter2116 5 лет назад +7

      It should be the other way around. Producer was the one that wanted the battery thing.

    • @Muninnfeathers
      @Muninnfeathers 4 года назад +18

      Actually they liquefy the dead to feed the living. It's explained by Morpheus when he's talking to Neo about the Matrix.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад

      @@Muninnfeathers ugh like dead animals or dead people??? 😳

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, i liked the movie but their explanations were horrible. They could have Just said i don't know why they're doing it. They are genocidal computers, maybe they're insane. Maybe they have some plan.

  • @artman2oo3
    @artman2oo3 4 года назад +14

    “Leather is tight.” “That’s part of the problem!” LOL 😂

  • @cameronstewart6636
    @cameronstewart6636 4 года назад +51

    "Let's just compromise and do my thing."

  • @vivyremo4626
    @vivyremo4626 5 лет назад +45

    You know what would be tight ...
    Making a Pitch Meeting for X-men Days of Future Past

    • @abemoriancumer
      @abemoriancumer 5 лет назад +1

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience! (it's done)

  • @ridingwithjon3048
    @ridingwithjon3048 5 лет назад +81

    Carrie Moss is going to wear pants.
    Ooo, I like that. Carrie Moss' pants are TIGHT.

  • @barnacleboi2595
    @barnacleboi2595 4 года назад +6

    You know, sometimes these pitch meetings ruin some of my favorite movies but i also love them. Frickin double edged sword man

  • @yaerius
    @yaerius 5 лет назад +10

    I love the whole Matrix trilogy, but those pitch meetings are so good that I can't be mad at you :D

  • @iStreaky
    @iStreaky 5 лет назад +78

    *Please change the titles back*

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 5 лет назад +12

      iStreaky yes. It will be super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @iStreaky
      @iStreaky 5 лет назад +11

      @@thestevens580 the old titles were TIGHT

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 5 лет назад +1

      It's not really that big of a deal

    • @iStreaky
      @iStreaky 5 лет назад +1

      @@BBoy4040 me and 56 others clearly disagree

    • @mv28
      @mv28 5 лет назад +6

      As a newcomer, what did the titles used to say?

  • @chupenkov
    @chupenkov 4 года назад +9

    "Very strange priorities"
    I was mad at that part too.

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 5 лет назад +11

    "Wow, people are doing a lot of useless stuff."Perfect summary of The Matrix!

  • @philsonslament9955
    @philsonslament9955 5 лет назад +17

    "he used to eat in a restaraunt, thats relatable " 😂

  • @naika7
    @naika7 2 года назад +11

    Man! The first matrix was a cultural experience

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 2 года назад +2

      The marketing was honestly brilliant. 'What Is The Matrix' kept it wrapped in mystery... unless one was already familiar with the comics (which most were not).

  • @qs2668
    @qs2668 5 лет назад +36

    I knew from the title that "Leather is tight" was coming, but I was not prepared for the response 😂

  • @blairchristieson9196
    @blairchristieson9196 5 лет назад +7

    Sometimes I think that it's really clever how they are having a conversation with themselves and editing it together then I remember that this is how almost all movie conversations are filmed.

  • @stuff4ever
    @stuff4ever 4 года назад +4

    I just freaking love the details you put on the type of clothes you were and itens on the background to match the time period of the movies, this little thing, man they are so tight!

  • @trappinchtex8565
    @trappinchtex8565 5 лет назад +109

    Do a Spider-Man into the spiderverse pitch meeting

  • @bigstackD
    @bigstackD 5 лет назад +347

    The Goonies The Goonies The Goonies
    The Goonies The Goonies The Goonies
    The Goonies The Goonies The Goonies
    The Goonies The Goonies The Goonies
    Please 🤘🏻😆🤘🏻

    • @RileyKTT
      @RileyKTT 5 лет назад +3

      Omg yes!

    • @chaddoran9607
      @chaddoran9607 5 лет назад +1

      Yes please

    • @almostlifesize.
      @almostlifesize. 5 лет назад +3

      “Slick shoes?!!..are you crazy?!!”

    • @rev1595
      @rev1595 5 лет назад +1

      This bad scriptwriter actually has an amazing resume of good and successful films.

    • @avalanche579squishy3
      @avalanche579squishy3 5 лет назад

      bigstackD Casting yeah

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 3 года назад +8

    "Leather is TIGHT!"
    "YEA that's part of the problem."
    God the sarcasm is AMAZING!

  • @jackwest6348
    @jackwest6348 5 лет назад +32

    You should to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."

  • @JamesDangerKedian
    @JamesDangerKedian 5 лет назад +155

    Please do a 'John Wick' pitch, thank you.

    • @maskedduelist1380
      @maskedduelist1380 5 лет назад +15

      "That's a lot of men to kill in 2 hours."
      "Super easy actually. Barely an inconvenience."

    • @WeldinMike27
      @WeldinMike27 4 года назад +5

      @@maskedduelist1380 I was going to say " won't it be difficult to kill all the people ever?" nope, super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 4 года назад +2

      Not easy, we already know the plot is a joke

  • @davidwuhrer6704
    @davidwuhrer6704 3 года назад +13

    "I used to eat there" is not for character development, it's to remind the audience that the matrix is the real world.

  • @dRoscoAZ
    @dRoscoAZ 5 лет назад +21

    "Little Italian Judas"... I needed this haha

  • @MysteriousMiddleEast
    @MysteriousMiddleEast 5 лет назад +15

    I need a Matrix Reloaded and a Matrix Revolutions pitch meeting.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад

      The first is her, hopefully the other is on the way.

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 4 года назад

      They both exist now :)

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад

      "A suuuper long shot of sweaty ppl grinding on each other, while Neo and Trinity go at it, it's gonna go on for a while.

  • @willdavey6570
    @willdavey6570 4 года назад +12

    I’m so glad I’m not the only
    One who was confused when Neo was just murdering civilian guards

    • @DAyangBRICK333
      @DAyangBRICK333 3 года назад +3

      What other options did he have?

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 года назад +1

      @@DAyangBRICK333
      "A clip board and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world."
      -- Henry Hackett, "The Paper"

  • @fbomb7184
    @fbomb7184 3 года назад +7

    This meeting was missing some much needed “yeah-yeah-yeah”s.

  • @flea214
    @flea214 5 лет назад +27

    TITANIC PITCH MEETING!! PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

    • @anyviolet
      @anyviolet 5 лет назад

      the "super easy, barely an inconvenience" phrases needed for that one would be LEGION

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews Год назад +4

    "Leather is tight". That made me laugh harder than ever, while watching a pitch meeting. 😂

  • @idelivertofu9709
    @idelivertofu9709 5 лет назад +25

    Please do a pitch meeting for John Wick

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +133

    "Very bad agents!" - KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK esse cara é bom demais kk

    • @krispycom5341
      @krispycom5341 3 года назад

      Hi

    • @knightofsvea604
      @knightofsvea604 3 года назад +4

      KKKKKKKKKK?... 🤔

    • @leef8433
      @leef8433 2 года назад +1

      They are so happy to have a good time but a lot better than I thought I would have to do it for you to be in a row lol I can do it for a few hours of the house sent from Yahoo mail on Android on the head of the house sent me a video of it was not like it is a funny name of the Confederate States of America and I have a few more years of America and I have to get a new one cares about it was not like it was not like it was not like it was not like it was not like it was not like it was a lot better but I think it's not a revolver or a lot q lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      .

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 года назад

      @@knightofsvea604 just another (not English) way of saying hahahaha

  • @katiehelms8903
    @katiehelms8903 Год назад +3

    Also when neo’s alarm goes off and he’s like “oh no I’m late for work” like why did he set an alarm for the wrong time to wake up?

  • @sudarshchaturvedi7011
    @sudarshchaturvedi7011 5 лет назад +36

    Pls do back to the future

  • @simplesoul6143
    @simplesoul6143 3 года назад +3

    3:25 is the best response to this level of a shocking storyline!!

  • @irishchancer2687
    @irishchancer2687 2 года назад +4

    I'm watching movies then coming here and searching for the pitch lol 😂

  • @blaster5800
    @blaster5800 5 лет назад +345

    You basically ruined my favourite film, so I hate you now.
    Nah, I still like you.

    • @naughtydog201
      @naughtydog201 5 лет назад +32

      Blaster Having your favourite movie ruined is TIGHT

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 5 лет назад +9

      *sees spiderverse pitch meeting* first time?

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 4 года назад +10

      I keep seeing people say this. If he's ruining films for you, you're probably too impressionable. It's satirical fluff, not really genuine problems with any of the movies.

    • @lonesquiff6551
      @lonesquiff6551 4 года назад +11

      Ruining films is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ZiyadHBakr-tl2ib
      @ZiyadHBakr-tl2ib 4 года назад +3

      Wowwowow...wow..

  • @bruno1700
    @bruno1700 3 года назад +4

    "oh so i guess i dont have say in the matter then"
    "YOU DONT !!"

  • @godsmacked1000
    @godsmacked1000 2 года назад +2

    Oh my gosh! You tear apart all my favorite movies and I can’t stop watching this! 😂

  • @job3rg
    @job3rg 5 лет назад +20

    Going back to 1999. Fight club next?

    • @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
      @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar Месяц назад +1

      that would be too on the nose. There would be a moment where they would have to break the fourth wall. "So he spends the movie talking to himself?"

  • @stephanieoni7804
    @stephanieoni7804 3 года назад +3

    3:12 So, then let's just compromise and do my thing 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Siegfriedneo
    @Siegfriedneo 5 лет назад +24

    I was waiting for the “We should cast Will Smith “ part

  • @user-qv2mx4yo1m
    @user-qv2mx4yo1m 5 лет назад +25

    "Leather is tight"
    "Well, that's the problems"

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso 5 лет назад +16

    Sharknado pitch meeting pleeeease

    • @Jinniekim7
      @Jinniekim7 5 лет назад +1

      That would be awesomee!!

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 4 года назад +7

    5:25 -- But how could the sequels ruin the franchise... when, without the sequels (good or bad), there would be no franchise at all.. o.O

  • @Autotrope
    @Autotrope 5 лет назад +23

    "The power of love is going to bring him back to life"
    Ever seen Disney's Frozen?

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +2

      I feel like that's not the only movie where that happens.

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 3 года назад

      Yeah kissing dead bodies does show up in way too many movies. Yuck.

  • @shakeel30
    @shakeel30 5 лет назад +7

    "nope they don't show up"
    "why not?"
    "I don't knoww!" 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @joshuagarcia2218
    @joshuagarcia2218 4 года назад +1

    Hey I used to eat a restaurant too before this virus, now I can connect with Neo!

  • @AaronRichardsMusic
    @AaronRichardsMusic 5 лет назад +10

    Please do a pitch meeting for Lost, thanks ❤