The Dark Knight Rises Pitch Meeting
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy was a massive success and definitely had a huge impact on the superhero movie genre. Coming off of the critical acclaim of The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises had a lot to live up to. Did it? Maybe not so much. The movie raises a ton of questions. Like why did Batman spend 70% of the movie unable to move properly? Why did Bane fly all the way to India to deliver some exposition? Why does the C.I.A. suck at investigating? What’s up with sending all those cops into the sewers at once?
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If you are doing superhero pitch meetings now then please do Big Hero 6 and Spider Man into the spider Verse it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience
I only like pitch meetings on screen rant
I love Pitch Meetings! You should do one on Serenity!
This is one of the Best pitch meetings
"The actress forgets she's supposed to die and then suddenly remembers."
LOL
we can arrange that
Louis Lia Thien Hung Exactly what I've been saying for years. While her performance is terrible in that one scene,Nolan should be held equally if not more accountable for putting that in the final product. Then again I always personally felt like Nolan phoned it in a bit with this film because of the way that 'The Dark Knight' got snubbed at the Oscars. But that's just my opinion.
As much effort as they spent in making The Dark Knight, felt like everyone was phoning it in for the 3rd installment...
@joi_is _love333
I saw both films for the first time this week. And yes, she's WAY better in Inception.
I liked the Talia twist in TDKR, but after thinking about it for a while, it sort of weakens the character development the flashbacks gave to Bane, for the Miranda character I completely forgot about in the second act (which I think was what the film tried to do, but still).
@@peartdahurt Oscar snubs had nothing to do with it. There was just no way anyone was topping or surpassing TDK. So he didn't even try
"Also that Blake guy is Robin." "Sure, why not." Pretty much exactly how it happens in the movie.
Ha, that's what I thought.
Yeah and then the Trilogy is over without any real reason to reveal this Twist
What kinda name it Blake? Its pronounced BaLa-ke lol
anyone see BaLa-ke?
@@salerosem1976 Where BaLa-Ke at? No BaLa-Ke here?
i love how the knee brace makes his foot hard enough to withstand a kick through a brick pillar
Oh no, it doesn’t. The brace allows the forceful kick, but his foot is now made of watered-down Jell-O.
@@timopper5488 better get a foot brace!
@@timopper5488 lmao
Bane wore a wrist brace as well, which let him punch through a concrete pillar.
Braces are tight.
Also in the prison he doesn't have his knee brace on
TWO ''super easy, barely an inconvenience'' in ONE video?
This is TIGHT
I think this is the first time "they" did it
Manholes are tight
The Aquaman one has 2 or 3
Double the easy, half the inconvenience.
Well actually it wasn’t hard to put 2 in one video Barely an inconvenience
Damn it, who keeps letting these two guys make movies?
Well, their movies are insanely successful so...
It’s only ONE guy, silly. One guy with a superhuman ability to change outfits real fast 💨
Lol, no. See, one wears glasses, so they can't be the same guy. @@calcramer
@@NiveaCow exactly, its like those idiots thst thibk clark kent and superman are the same person
You would think with how many successful movies they have made that they would be a lot more famous and rich. I suppose they must be pretty rich though if they work for all the major movie studios at the same time.
Now I’m just imagining Bain sitting in first class sipping champagne for 30 hours while Bruce is packed away in the luggage compartment.
Bane*
@@kerryking1666 I prefer Bain..its a pain, but double.
Hahahahahaha me too now thanks
One of those tubes on his face must be a straw.
Ogrematic bro, I can’t stop laughing.
"And then he's going to pretend to be dead, to pull a prank when his butler goes to his European cafe."
And the butler will go from total guilt ridden despair to "You sneaky little bugger you! (wink)" when he sees the lovable prankster Batman alive at the cafe, doing his best Miami Vice Sonny Crockett impersonation.
Both of these comments really cracked me up. Alfred - “I guess Bruce was the real Joker.”
"Bruce, we've been at this cafe 8 hours every day for a month...."
"Yea, but it's gonna be sweet, you'll see!"
@@JellyFinch 😂😂😂
Or maybe that was all a dream. Classic Nolan ending
"As if she forgot she was supposed to die in the scene and then suddenly remembered" 😂
i was searching for this comment, it is hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This part killed me. The video too :D
Yep, that is what he said alright.
ROFLL
I too watched the video
I love that the “Gotham lockdown” literally lasts about 6 months and the rest of the world does NOTHING.
They know that Batman will eventually return.
It's like America just isolate Gotham city from the rest.
@@syasyaishavingfun like No Man's Land
i mean its not completely unbelievable, in 1992 LA abandoned an entire district. so who knows what this world is capable of.
@@syasyaishavingfun LA did the same thing in 1992
"Bane hooked him up with a doctor who fixes his back with some rope and a solid punch to the spine." 😂😂😂
lol! I liked that part.
I like how that prison was supposed to torture his soul. He had tv, food, quality medical care and all the prisoners cheered him on during his escape.
@@MrM-u3h I mean, it tortures Bane's soul, so it should apply to Bruce as well right?
@@L16htW4rr10r Didnt Bane spend most of his life in there though?
@@MrM-u3h I don't remember. I think it is?
"So they send 60,000 police officers into the sewers..." 😂😂😂
a little overkill maybe hahahh
Well, they are beat cops, so 60,000 will equal 1 trained marine.
mrbejam Gordon suggested to send every police to the sewers to a police officer and no one said that it’s a horrible idea Gordon is hospitalized probably high on drugs
This must be a school math question.
The screenwriter failed math.
Whoopsie.
There was only about 3,000 cops in the sewers
Bruce escaping the pit, and getting back to Gotham off-camera was the ultimate, "actually it was super easy, BARELY an inconvenience" moment in all of cinema.
Somehow, Batman returned....
I didn't even realize that the cops were supposedly down in the sewers for 6 months. Good God. How did that ever make it all the way from script to movie without anyone saying "this is idiotic"? Amazing!
It still sold well and people actually liked that Bane...so why would they bother thinking or using logic? Their audience doesn't.
For 6 months no one thought about escaping through a man-hole.
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
In the sewer for 6 fckn months...?? Seems like that would have been story than this one. Whoopsie
Nolan fan: Its Christopher Nolan, so its intelligent, don't question Nolan, movie is masterpiece.
Critics:why??
Nolan Fans:Because.
Critics: Ok then
Bane says scary stuff like “mmnhmgh”
Scary. 😨
Im shaking rn plz stop saying scary things
_"Muppet stuck in a wall"_ -- lost my sh*t there
"Man holes are tight" is BY FAR the best "that's tight" line in this entire series
I agree!
I would say the Mary Poppins one BUT he didn't get to finish the sentence...
Definitely!
The Godzilla King of Monsters Line tops this imo:
Producer: "Secret monster holes are tight!"
Writer: "Oh I don't like the sound of that"
Producer: "I don't like the sound of that either, please don't tell HR."
Writer: "I don't know anyone with the name HR. Is he your son?"
Producer: "Yes."
The only contender is Tuco's "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT is tight!"
Man holes are tight.... I'M DEAD
Yeah yeah yeah
This isn't an adult movie!
@@mr.doctor6774
I'm dead
slang: A phrase used to indicate that one thinks something is extremely funny (so much so that they've died laughing).
It started gaining popularity on social media back around 2013 and has proliferated since.
Everyone in the comments is tight
NOT ALL MANHOLES.
Bane's mask is tight.
Good one!
It really is lol
for you
Like Selena Kyle's costume ;-)
Why do you think he talks like that? Poor guy can't breathe correctly
"As you know, the sewers are filled with enough shaving equipment for 60,000 men to groom themselves for 6 months!"
Can't. Stop. Laughing!
Matthew Northenscold he doesn’t acknowledge that the cops have no food or water for 6 months but are strong enough to fight
@@hectorarredondo6929 they had food and water it was shown
What about gym? They seem to be in awfully fit shape after that much downtime.
But then they’d have the ultimate weapon: body odor!!!
That whole scene was embarassing amateur mistake. All they had to do was write in the script that they were underground 24 hours and not 6 months and we wouldn’t even be talking about it.
and food
That scene with hundreds of cops charging into automatic weapons and maybe 10 dying was peak stupidity.
Realistically, most of them should have already been dead having had no food and water for 6 months! LOL! At least they shouldn't have had enough strength for a full charge like that. Whoops!
@@tarawalker7193 whoopsie
Tara Walker they did have a scene in the movie where they show the cops being dropped food so at least they had food and supplies
I thought Christopher Nolan was conservative, but it seems a SJW wrote this. That's their thought process on the screen
@@Archer13591 Oh okay.
Actully, it states that there were 3,000 cops in the sewer, not 60,000. So there’s that plot hole fixed. Which of course creates a new one. Why the hell does Gotham only have 3,000 cops? No wonder the city crime rate is so high
I'd imagine very few people would want to join the police force of a city already filled with so much crime and corrupt officials, politicians and bureaucrats.
Everyone retired after TDK cause Batman captured all the criminals. That is how crime works, obviously.
@@xakariz Harvey Dent put ALL CRIME in Blackgate prison, and because Bane revealed he's Two-Face, now ALL CRIME is back on the streets. Gotham is wild.
@@Beaver_Monday what do you mean ALL crime didn’t he just put away major groups that were doing whatever they wanted.
I'm pretty sure the joke was that the math was completely off. but what makes it funny is that it doesn't matter if there were 3000 or 60,000 because the biggest flaw is why would you send the entire police force into the sewers in the first place l
A pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting would be tight...
It would be super easy barely an inconvenience
Lol I’ve been asking for that for a year!
The tightest
@@michaelchambliss7031 Oh, really? Ok, then!
Yeah that tighten everything in the channel together very firmly.
"Get outta the wall, Grover!"
It's even funnier because Grover ain't a muppet
@@KJpixel what is he then?
@@FaZaFurhod I legitimately don't remember what my though process was when I made that comment lol
@@KJpixel
Could be the fact that he's primarily a Sesame Street character.
Grover is my profile picture
I guess there was more plotholes in the movie than I originally thought.
Most of them can actually be explained; like Bruce's back was actually dislocated instead of broken, and given his experience traveling the world in Batman Begins plus he's good at sneaking around and knows how to cross the frozen lake it makes sense how he gets back into Gotham City.
There were more plot- than manholes
@akshay satish the problem is that literally every missing story beat can be attributed to the fact that the Joker was a huge part of this script
@@BetheWainaina Was he?
Maybe, maybe not, I still enjoy the movie though.
Wow I didn't realize all the plot holes
What Plot Holes ?
a lot of plot holes for a hired screenwriter
Jesse McKowen they are plausible plotholes tho considered to modern movies
Because you were probably asleep.
Plote Holes are Tight
Manholes are tight 😂😂😂😭 I’m dying
Cool
"this isn't an adult film right?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
best use of it yet. omg. i was dying.
Christopher Christopher I know dats right
The drop off in quality from Dark Knight to Dark knight Rises is insane.
Yeah I put it as 2010 when Nolan went off the deep end.
@@silasbarta3335 Nah Interstellar and Inception were both great. Honestly, Rises is ridiculous but so are its predecessors. The Dark Knight is no less nonsensical, people just love it for Heath Ledger.
Nolan went off the deep end with Tenet. What an absolutely insane clusterfuck of a movie.
@@Beaver_Monday Inception and "purchasing stocks during a stock exchange terrorist attack" are fine, but *Tenet* is jumping the shark for you? SMH
@@silasbarta3335 ... What are you talking about?
@@Beaver_Monday If you haven't heard of the stock exchange scene, or Tenet, or Inception, what are you doing here, and why did you make that comment?
You missed the opportunity to say "Catwoman is tight!"
Oopsie!
Not as tight as man holes
There are at least 2 other movies with catwoman in them. They will get a second chance.
Whoopsie
If I were batman id definitely hope so...woohooo
I'm from India and visiting that prison is Super easy, barely an inconvenience
is it actually as easy to escape as they say it is..?
longinus cyclone lol no... Lot of ass beating inside cell.. not like USA prison..if you ask I need lawyer to speak.. cop stick goes right into your ass🤣🤣
@nan it is in a place called Rajasthan, India. A tourist spot, really
@nan that's not a prison. That was a huge well built in medieval times to store huge amounts of water for the mehrangarh fort in Jodhpur, Rajasthan.
Chand Baori serves as the film location for the interior prison scenes in The Dark Knight Rises. A “baori” is a stepwell, a structure unique to India. In the arid climate of Rajasthan, these wells were imperative for the storage of water in ancient times. Though the city is abandoned, many visitors come here every year. Its popularity has grown since it was featured in The Dark Knight Rises.
@@digviju001
Yes, because the prison system and police in the USA are SOOO
kind and fair... 😑
Bane wore a mask
He wanted to quarantine people
He cancelled sporting events
And the root of the problem was a bat
Bane was right we should apologise to him
Scruffy Wolf 😟😨🤯
Damn, this is too real
Damn how does this have only 20 likes?
@Notus I don’t know mate, how would I?
😲😲😲😱😱😱😱
Pitch guy: "Get off my back, please and thank you!"
Something I want to tell my boss , everyday. lol
Just smile when you say it
The screenwriter should have answered all the questions with ‘because he’s Batman’
I think we can pretty easily sum it up with Nolan didn't have his heart in it. When you see his other projects, the ones he did have his heart in, and see what he can accomplish, you understand why i think so.
Shaykh MHSSI with his excellent voice, it could have been epic!!!!!
Filip Orvik
Well, Nolan has said he didn't want to make another Batman movie after Dark Knight, and it shows.
@@darkebuddha Yup. It's like he put the interns do it.
It's also like he intentionally made that one silly so that nobody bothers him over Batman films anymore..
dirty harry1881
Well, I can understand him trying to ruin the franchise since Warner Bros tried the Sony technique and tried to force Robin in the movie. "Oh, you want Robin? Okay, he's there... And now it's all over."
"By the way what happens to Bane? You never said."
"Oh they shot him and he died."
"Really? It wasn't hard or anything to kill the main Villain who we spent all this time making super intimidating in every way?"
"Nope, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience."
When I saw that, I was kind of irritated. It's almost like they forgot they made Bane an unstoppable killing machine and then made killing him literally super easy; barely an inconvenience.
@@lonnyyoung4285 well, Batman beat him up himself. So I wasn't irritated that he died like that.
@@lonnyyoung4285 It wasn't a convienence. Bane got shot by bat-pod canons, which blow holes in concrete and debris. Bane also had to be killed since he had Batman at gunpoint.
This is why I love The Punisher.
"He shot him and he died." Yup, pretty much sums it up.
"Bullets! Who knew?"
"Wow wow wow wow!"
Covering Tom Hardy’s face in every movie is TIGHT!
I never thought about that LOL
Wait what, wait, WHAT! Venom is Bane??? I meant, I watch this movie like three times and just now I know Tom Hardy was Bane! LOL
Remember the time when he was a Jean Luc Picard clone?
Oh better still. Do you remember the time when he was covered in sentient black goo?
@@The482075 Actually no, I also didn't recognized him as Shinzon, ok, I gonna take a tour to IMDB to see where else I didn't knew he was on... 🤣🤣🤣
Ruben de León: had different physique
3:03 I think Gary Oldman learned to send EVERYONE in Leon The Professional
Git Man Hahaha good one.
Was really hoping they would make that joke and they didnt 😭
Ah, I was looking for this comment.
EVERYONE!!!
Thank you for this. Someone had to say it.
Now we really need a screen rant of Leon The Professional.
To be honest, as a non-native English speaker, the word "manhole" is pretty hilarious 😂😂
Even to native English speakers, "manhole" and "mandate" can elicit chuckles from many people.
@@nosuchthing8n Russian, mandate is also funny, but for completely different reasons (sounds similar to a synonym for p*ssy, and in plural sounds same as "you're a c*nt").
the ONLY reason I have Notifications on
Same.
Notifications are tight
Exactly!!!!
For me it's this and the Girlfriend review channel, haha.
Same
I remember seeing Talia dying scene when I was a kid and saying that's not how people die.
If you've ever seen pictures of injuries they can look pretty ridiculous. I heard a Hollywood prop master once say that it's not their job to make effects that look realistic but "convincing" Point being: I don't know how many people you've personally seen die as a kid, but just because it looks ridiculous doesn't mean it actually is. Technically speaking.
@@futurestoryteller Right.
Shithouse
That “manhole” interaction was GOLD!
I wish I could get notifications for these videos without subscribing to screen rant.
That'd be so TIGHT
He has his own channel
I added the Pitch Meeting playlist to my library, so the videos typically show up in my feed when a new one is posted.
Whoopsie...
@@JishtheFish oh adding Pitch Meeting Playlist to your library is TIGHT!
"Sound like a Muppet who got stuck in a wall"
I usually find these funny but dear god, I couldn't breathe after that one 😂
Literally all of us, dealing with COVID-19 and masks.
Same.
“Get outta there, Grover” 💀💀
These videos are always so much fun lol
They make me realize just how much slack I cut fiction writers. I just keep telling myself while I watch the movie, "don't argue, just let them tell their story"
I didn't hear a, "Whoops".
Whoopsie.
I always hear it as "Whoopsie." Ryan? Care to clarify?
whoops
But there were 2 super easy, barely an inconvenience to make up.
Murphy82nd ultra woopsie!!!!
Murphy82nd: I hear it now!
lol "So they send 60,000 police officers..into the sewers..."
Yep, that is what he said
Whoops
EVERYONE!!!
@@TheSkull5000 Whoopsie
Well, except for the meter maids, they'll still go around ticketing cars.
Screen Rant: "So how are you gonna get two super easy barely an inconvenience in one video?"
Ryan: "It's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience"
Maybe it was a mistake. Whoopsie.
Wowowowowowow
Saying "Super easy barely an inconvenience " twice in one pitch meeting is tight!
@russ alan Well okay then.
This movie was that bad lol.
"Pretty crazy twist, right?"
"I guess"
In the movie, it was actually stated that only 3,000 officers were sent down there (when Gordon ordered everyone down there). So either 57,000 officers disobeyed a direct order from the commissioner or the GCPD is severely understaffed.
"Commissioner Gordon is fine.. he was just in the back of the truck bouncing around with a 2 ton bomb, that's all" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HILARIOUS line! Your funniest pitch meeting yet!
The most underrated joke...
🤣🤣🤣
Commissioner Gordon is tight
I just realized that batman barely has any screentime in this movie...
It's honestly more of a "movie that features Batman" and less of a "Batman movie" if that makes sense.
@@matthewhipps6547 it's like a netlfix show, barley any action or costumes
One of your best episodes, as someone who watches these routinely and repeatedly as, at a minimum, comfort background noise.
"Sounds like a muppet that got stuck in a wall"... that's hilarious.
🤣👌🏼
Not to compare but, I'm gonna compare. These are much better than CinemaSins. CinemaSins are way too long and too nitpicky. These are shorter and more sarcastically funny than nitpicky. 😎
Pitch meetings definitely have the shortness advantage over Cinamasins but sometimes I do want to chill for 15-20 minutes in my bed with my laptop and just listen to Jeremy's awesome observations/nitpicking/total bullshit (combination of the 3)
And I think the bullshit is one of the best parts of cinemasins
Unfortunately millions take Jeremy’s bullshitting seriously as “facts” instead of the satire it’s supposed to be.
Obvious troll is obvious. *ding*
so you're saying cinemasins is nitpicky (let's say an orange kind of humour) and Pitch meetings are not (let's call it an apple kind of humour)
Sometimes I'll feel like an orange, sometimes I'll want an apple, not really fair to compare them...I wish someone would come up with a catchy idiom for this kind of situation.
"super easy, barely an inconvenience"
This gets me everytime.
"What good are machine guns against batons and a couple of pistols"
He would have made a fine general in WWI
Sad but true
There were numerous cops, and rhey didn't have very many guns so they had to charge and try to overwhelm them with combat (since the exchange them for rations underground).
@@h.b.smith_writer The point was that in WW1 they would charge like in ye olden days and get massacred by fully automatic fire.
Did you know that riot shields are bullet proof?
@@davidwuhrer6704 Depends entirely on the bullet ;)
“Also that Blake guy is Robin”
“Sure why not”
😂😂😂😂
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience." Has entered my regularly used reference material. It's kind of big deal. 😊
RaireDidimus mine too. Said it twice today jahaha
"Pretty crazy twist right?"
"I guess?"
Lol
And Officer Drake is Robin.....Whatever
"Bane fixes him up with a Dr who fixes his spine with some rope and a solid punch to the spine" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Had to pause video from laughing so hard! This scene never made any medical sense in the movie.
There is a way for that particular thing to make sense. The movie never actually said his back was broken. If what happened instead was one of his vertebra getting dislocated, then that Dr simply put it back into place.
@@matthewpatrick7263 Dr who did that?
@@matthewpatrick7263 That's exactly what happens when I go to the doctor. He punches me as hard as he can and that fixes whatever the problem is. The wonders of modern medicine...
@Roa Apparently I'm the only one who has ever been to (or even heard of) a chiropractor. Although they obviously don't do it by punching like that, they sometimes do apply pressure to certain areas of the back to move things to the right position without surgery and the result is that the pain is lessened a lot and you can walk better. I know that doctors who want you to pay for drugs and surgeries are against chiropractors, and there are limits to what one can help you with, but if you have a minor back problem, they can help. What I said in my point is that if the injury were minor enough, specifically a vertebra being dislocated, it could be snapped back into position by a chiropractic procedure, and that a punch to the exact spot using exactly the right amount of force could theoretically do the same thing.
Just had to hit pause too, couldn’t stop laughing the way he said it 😂
"pretty crazy twist right?" "I guess" the way he says that is perfect because that's exactly how it feels when you're watching it
“What are you talking about?”
“What are YOU talking about?”
“Manholes.........”
kegsofvomitspit 😂😂😂😂
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"Manholes are tight."
@@SubduedRadical yeah manholes are very tight
@@evildead6654 this is not that kind of film
It's ironic how typing "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is not super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Writing stuff down is tight!
It's Super easy, barely an inconvenience if you just look through some comments and then copy&paste :3
Whoops...
Whoopsie!
Well, okay then.
"So, what happens to Bane? Is there going to be an epic fight scene with him and Batman?"
"Oh, he gets shot."
"Oh my God. Batman breaks his rule and finally shoots somebody?"
"No, you silly. Catwoman takes the Bat bike and shoots Bane in the chest."
"Whoa. Those bullets are really big. Wouldn't that make him explode?"
"No. He just falls down."
"I think he would explode, though."
"But, he doesn't."
"Seems kind of anti-climactic for a big time bad guy."
I need you to get all the way off my back about that
Eh, I'd like to think Bane survived and just received an ugly scar and some blunt-force trauma. I mean, the way he gets hit and flies back you could almost assume he was hit with a dud. Plus he was wearing some kind of combat vest and was jacked up on drugs.
I don't know why but when he said "So they sent SIXTY thousand police officers into the sewers?" Really cracked me up
It wasn't sixty thousand, it was around 3, 000 to cover the massive sewer network; but otherwise it was funny.
"What good are machine guns against batons and pistols?"
"They'd be very good, I imagine" .. lol
"And then Batman and Bane are gonna fight, but now Batman's really good now, because he did some push-ups in prison."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run, every day!"
But it takes him more than One Punch.....
PompeySomerstown cause he only did it for 4 months...lol
Michael Myers, too bad nobody got your Bane reference so far (that was Bane's workout routine when he grew up in prison).
@@PompeySomerstown He didn't stick to it long enough. He still had hair.
One punch man
1:43 that actually does sum up the whole movie, like literally everything that happens in it.
"You don't know what a manhole is?"
"You realize this isn't an adult film."
"What are you talking about?"
"What are _you_ talking about?"
OMFG I'm dying XD
We all know it manholes are. Manholes are tight.
“And THEN he becomes Batman again... for a few minutes” 😂😂😂
“The look in his eyes that angry orphans get” 💀
Catwomans suit is TIGHT! No really.... its tight.
Especially that halle berry one...tightest of the bunch...
@@thegrammarpolice69 Just like Pfeiffer's, Both were TIGHT!
Was anyone else wondering how can those bat pod wheels spin forwards and sideways ?
@@4Everlast Y E S!!!
@@4Everlast I know this is like 3 months late, but that is actually something you can see in the movie. So, on a bike, the axle of the tire attaches to a fork. The fork attaches to the frame, in the case of the bat pod, via a rotary union. So when the bike moves sideways its tire is actually just rotating about the union that attaches it to the rest of the bike. This might even work, but would be less stable at low speeds and extremely bumpy. (EDIT: I should have started this with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience")
I'd like to see 2001 a Space Odyssey!
Pod bay doors are locked TIGHT, Dave!
It would be funny because of how trippy the film is but I don't think there's big plot holes in it
Nigel Saunders, The Bonsai Zone
"Then we end it on a space baby." "A space baby?" "Yeah, it'd be cool." "Space babies are tight!"
So for this sci-fi space movie, I really wanted to start at the beginning. Uh huh. So we’re going focus in on this group pre-human hominids. Whoa, you weren’t kidding about starting at the beginning.
@@MP197742 "So, we start with some apes." "And then?" "They kill each other." "Killing things is tight!"
His Bane impression was very realistic 🤣
Best part 6:04 "And id love it if the actress could play it as if she forget that she was supposed to die in the scene then suddenly remembered"
"That can be aranged" 😂😂😂
Many of these Pitch Meetings come across like "I didn't think about it like that, but when you describe it in that angle the plot really is kind of ridiculous".
But not this film. Most people realized how ludicrous it was at the time when they were watching it for the first time.
"Art therapy is great before getting prepared for battle!"
To every question regarding Batman doing something, the answer is simple: Because he's Batman!!
"Well okay then! :D"
HISHE reference!
Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?
@@artembentsionov BCOZAYEMBAATMANNN
Grab the octopus repellant.
Its crazy to think that someone decided to name them "manholes" and then other people must've agreed that it was a good name
For a hole a man goes into? Many things are named in a similarly descriptive way... keyboard, basketball, apple pie, etc.
Oh, you think pitches are your ally. But you merely adopted the pitches; I was born pitching, molded by pitching. I didn't see the green light until I was already a man, by then the green light was nothing to me but Matt Damon! The Studios betray you, because they belong to me!
- Ben Affleck
RIP Leto
I read this with a Bane voice.
That's a lovely lovely voice
Somebody give this man a mask!
Grover in the wall is tight!
I still think this is one of the best pitch meetings. Hilarious from start to finish! 👏
"And bane breaks his back"
"Oh my god"
Yeah so then he can’t physically be Batman anymore his body’s broken
I know replicating the scene from the comics is impossible but you gotta have some difference with the actors size, plus it looked like bad wire kungfu
A muppet that got stuck in a wall...I'm DEAD.
So's the Muppet. By now. I'd think.
I hope it was Mademoiselle Cochon
This made me pmsl
"When the police really wanna capture someone, they just send everybody!"
"Oh, I didn't know that, where'd you learn that?"
"Payday 2"
I always have a little smile inside, when in everday conversation I can say "super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Me:" I'm assuming putting all these pitch meetings together must be difficult for you"
Also Me: " Actually their super easy barely an inconvenience"
Me: "Yeah Super easy is tight"
The Professional: SEND EVERYBODY!!!
Mom: what are you doing with your life?
Me: "Get off my back, please and thank you"
do a pitch meeting on the pirate of the caribean movies
"Get outta the wall, Grover!" made me laugh waaaaaaaaaaaay too hard
I actually believed this movie was perfect but now im rethinking myself
Filthy frank This movie has tons of logical inconsistencies but that doesn’t make it any less perfect as a movie
The first two Dark Knight films were f*cking awesome. This one f*cking wasn't.
@@feldon27 people want to pretend this is a perfect trilogy but TDKR is not a good movie. Bane is hilariously quotable though.
arch devil Bane! That’s my name! If you say the name again you’ll sound inane!
When I say no, you say survivors. No!
. . .
No!
. . .
When I say no, you say survivors. No!
. . .
Gotham, you suck!
This trilogy would have been almost perfect if Heath was in TDKR.
I almost forgot how silly the movies plot was
I realised watching it...I've never bothered watching it again since the cinema.
Yeah its a silly character with silly movies
@@606danco clearly u dont know these characters if u think they're silly
Honestly Ryan, I love the way you say "Well Ok then!" It reminds me of so many incompetent bosses I've had over the years. Thank you!
Just watched these all in one sitting... Also I wait for the “barely an inconvenience...” line every time.
I was genuinely not expecting the man hole thing to go that route. Love it all, so creative.
0:46 Exactly how Banes sounds like in TDKR
"You sound like a muppet that got stuck in a wall" 😂
Every time you say "bye bye" I wave to the screen and smile like a teenager fool.
Hey Ryan, luv ur videos, great channel...this one definitely summed up my thoughts on the utter confusion of this movie..so gud!!!..The Happening is still my favourite video though...u are too talented man...mad props from Ireland👍🤣
We got hit with the double “Barely an inconvenience” in this episode.
Saying “barely an inconvenience” is TIGHT