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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick!
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    Keanu Reeves had a global hit with his action-packed movie The Matrix, and none of his movies since then really lived up to how amazing it was. That is, until John Wick rolled around in 2014. This action-packed shooter with a simple plot became a surprise hit and introduced the world to some awesome gun-fu action.
    The movie does raise a few questions though! Like how did they manage to get the producers to get off their back about worldbuilding details and love interests? How does anyone feel safe at the Continental Hotel? Why didn’t Viggo stick around to make sure his men took care of John Wick, and why did John make a deal with Viggo just moments later? Also, why didn’t anyone Google Baba Yaga?
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Bareezio
    @Bareezio 4 года назад +20429

    The "pow pow pow, pow" variation of "wow wow wow, wow" is the highlight of my day now.

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 года назад +131

      lol was looking for this comment.

    • @MarijnvdSterre
      @MarijnvdSterre 4 года назад +70

      I laughed and thought, I see what you did there. Lets check the comments ^^ Also, had to check Baba Jaga, and they are right :D

    • @alike03
      @alike03 4 года назад +174

      I think you meant to say "highlight of my day now now now, now."

    • @mellowdramatic33
      @mellowdramatic33 4 года назад +68

      Loved the pow pow pow, pow variant. Mixing things up is TIGHT!

    • @Bareezio
      @Bareezio 4 года назад +38

      Wow I didn't expect this to get 600 like in an hour, and to get hearted and pinned by Screen Rant. Wow wow wow, wow

  • @inariinari750
    @inariinari750 4 года назад +2743

    “And so they kill his dog”
    *silence*
    Some people better die for that.

    • @xavierlobre
      @xavierlobre 4 года назад +72

      Huge acting performance there. Some nomination coming up very soon !

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 года назад +78

      I’ve never seen studio head guy frown, let alone be this sad.

    • @adityat5101
      @adityat5101 4 года назад +13

      Entire plot explained right therw

    • @les907
      @les907 4 года назад +20

      @@MightyDantheman I think you're gonna hafta get all the way off his back about saying sad

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 4 года назад +3

      Someone please make that a meme😂

  • @tipsyt1909
    @tipsyt1909 3 года назад +5852

    “You’re really making it hard for me to ruin this thing.”
    The highest compliment I’ve seen pitch meetings give a movie

    • @davidiadeleke
      @davidiadeleke 2 года назад +32

      Me too.

    • @heyrob-net
      @heyrob-net 2 года назад +50

      The Black Panther review has some veiled compliments too.

    • @verstappen9937
      @verstappen9937 2 года назад +92

      @@heyrob-net true which I was surprised by seeing as I thought it had some huge issues

    • @LEWIS1992
      @LEWIS1992 2 года назад +63

      @@devprakash325 LOL someone is racist just because they didn't like a movie?
      Leftists man, honestly...

    • @neddhu
      @neddhu 2 года назад +5

      @@LEWIS1992 They dont have a sense of humour...

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 года назад +5414

    "what does she die of?"
    "she dies of being the wife of a main character in an action movie"
    lmaooooo

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 года назад +1274

    “And then he finds a dog and we’re done”
    “ _Doggie_ ”
    🐶🥺

  • @captainjacksparrow1518
    @captainjacksparrow1518 4 года назад +4572

    "She dies of being the wife of the main character in an action movie."
    "That can be deadly"
    😂😂😂

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 4 года назад +28

      the impostor captain sparrow?

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 4 года назад +13

      @@ArcadeMarx wow what a meeting! One of u is Penelope

    • @chriskaigi
      @chriskaigi 4 года назад +9

      I also thought that was super tight 😁

    • @Daisy-Ke
      @Daisy-Ke 4 года назад +7

      Every Steven Segal movie start

    • @devongreen7353
      @devongreen7353 3 года назад +2

      He's not wrong

  • @victorhugomacedo4601
    @victorhugomacedo4601 4 года назад +16911

    The face when he hears that the dog was dead is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen today

    • @AnnaAreYouOkay
      @AnnaAreYouOkay 4 года назад +115

      Victor Hugo Macedo yeeeessss😂🤣🤣

    • @georgemetz7277
      @georgemetz7277 4 года назад +145

      Acting!

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 4 года назад +371

      I loved that. It was like, "You wrecked his car and killed his dog. Now, I'm gonna have him written to kill you."

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 4 года назад +25

      Victor Hugo Macedo my thoughts exactly

    • @everburn
      @everburn 4 года назад +20

      Right. That really got me😂

  • @b.d6642
    @b.d6642 3 года назад +877

    Can we just talk about how amazing Ryan's acting is?

    • @michealnelsonauthor
      @michealnelsonauthor 3 года назад +9

      My new favorite movie reviewer. Such a great schtick!

    • @rivalproductions9213
      @rivalproductions9213 3 года назад +12

      He’s gotten really good at it

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 года назад +5

      @@rivalproductions9213 he was always good at it in my opinion

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 года назад +19

      And don’t forget Ryan! He’s also super talented 😁

    • @preciousa.adegoke5280
      @preciousa.adegoke5280 3 года назад +11

      @@stellabelikiewicz1523 like, I’d take Ryan over Ryan dude, but Ryan is still awesome nevertheless.

  • @nurazeerasaadon6871
    @nurazeerasaadon6871 3 года назад +112

    "Pow pow pow pow pow" instead of "wow wow wow wow wow"
    Mixing things up is tight!

  • @Kragnar1
    @Kragnar1 4 года назад +2159

    That reaction to the news the dog dies... “some people better die for that” was my EXACT reaction when watching this movie! Spot on!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +31

      Oh, they will!

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 года назад +13

      Kragnar1 they didn’t kill a dog they killed a puppy

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 года назад +31

      Hector Arredondo then a trilogy of people dying is needed

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 4 года назад +12

      I haven’t even seen the movie but literally thought the same exact thing when he said it

    • @TheServago
      @TheServago 4 года назад +12

      @@laurenc4138 you should go watch all of them

  • @Pointman11111
    @Pointman11111 4 года назад +3997

    And so they killed his dog
    This was the first time the boss guy showed a bit of humanity

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 4 года назад +479

      Hey, he's a soulless corporate hack, but he's not a monster.

    • @shadowgb
      @shadowgb 4 года назад +243

      You're making it difficult for me to ruin this movie!

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 4 года назад +88

      @@TheMaleRei but the monster under my bed and my sleep paralysis demon like dogs too

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 4 года назад +47

      @@j.b.5422
      Sounds like whatever is under your bed isn't a monster at all.
      You should probably make friends with it.
      Even demons like dogs.

  • @wheelcha1rman2
    @wheelcha1rman2 3 года назад +178

    "You're making it really hard for me to ruin this thing."
    What a perfect line.

  • @MariAnKenobi
    @MariAnKenobi 3 года назад +176

    I can’t get enough of this pitch!
    “John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?...I’m honestly okay with that.”
    That’s how I felt watching this movie. 🤣

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 3 года назад +6881

    "Well, as long as the dog is okay."
    "And they kill his dog."
    "… Okay, so people better die for that."

    • @foxxxy1115
      @foxxxy1115 3 года назад +370

      The look on the producer guy's face.... I felt one with him. Yup, kill an innocent puppy, some people better die for that...

    • @gabrieljordan8015
      @gabrieljordan8015 3 года назад +203

      @@foxxxy1115 The older I get - the more I realize why people prefer to be around their pet dogs/cats than other human beings.

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 3 года назад +93

      @@gabrieljordan8015 im 20 and i've come to that realization very early...

    • @gabrieljordan8015
      @gabrieljordan8015 3 года назад +32

      @@lucas-xf7rc I hope your 20s go better than mine. (Almost 40 now)

    • @flyingfox6040
      @flyingfox6040 3 года назад +16

      Don't worry they will

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 4 года назад +546

    "Can we at least throw a love interest in for him"
    "Oh goodness no"
    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"
    I feel like studio executives should watch this series and take notes.

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 4 года назад +20

      yep i like my action movies usually without love interests :)

    • @richd8907
      @richd8907 4 года назад +22

      That was a brilliant line and so directed at the countless movies that have great concepts but throw them away so easily.

    • @DamienDrake
      @DamienDrake 4 года назад +9

      @@pakwarrior1112 This goes for movies of any kind for me. Unless it adds anything, there's no point.

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 4 года назад +7

      @@DamienDrake yeah i'd rather have stuff that gets the plot going or leads to character development. Of course in the end i'll still watch a movie with a love triangle in it because the concept of said movie seems too good, but personally i wouldn't really add romance to a story where it doesn't belong :)

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 4 года назад +5

      I feel like this series is written for studio executives to take notes from.

  • @viwinchester2396
    @viwinchester2396 2 года назад +74

    "a fist fight with a sixty year old" is sending me 😂😂😂 Ryan's delivery is perfect!

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 3 года назад +14

    2:23 LOL I can't breathe

  • @zdragonzxz
    @zdragonzxz 4 года назад +2286

    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing." Spot on.

    • @thomaspereira2069
      @thomaspereira2069 3 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 3 года назад +2

      @@thomaspereira2069 Guys please explain this to me? I did not understand this bit at all?

    • @ooziepro
      @ooziepro 3 года назад +42

      @@valinorean4816 the movie didn't try to shove exposition or love interests that we wouldn't care about that would ruin the action in the movie thus the "youre making it tough for me to ruin this thing"

  • @justintallman3398
    @justintallman3398 3 года назад +5673

    "John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half for killing his dog?"
    "Yes sir"
    "I'm completely ok with that"

    • @malipalane2244
      @malipalane2244 3 года назад +92

      I'd be be motivated to kill people for killing my dog as well😔

    • @madmonk3030
      @madmonk3030 3 года назад +91

      That might be my favorite line of all of these videos ever

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 3 года назад +96

      @@malipalane2244 and what that dog represents - a gift from his wife. If my wife passed away, gave me a dog to look after and love, and it was killed, I’d go on a rage.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 3 года назад +25

      @@malipalane2244 true but about 98% of the people he killed had nothing to do with it

    • @sfreemanoh
      @sfreemanoh 3 года назад +75

      "I'm completely ok with that"
      As were we all.

  • @blindleader42
    @blindleader42 3 года назад +231

    So many of these pitch meetings are just an entertaining way to confirm my choice not to watch a particular movie. Then there are the ones, like this, that remind me what a fun movie it was, and how I should go watch it again.
    Thank you, Ryan. 👍

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 3 года назад +362

    "They kills his dog!"
    *long pause*
    "Some people better die for that" legit everyone's first thought.

    • @boredhi3454
      @boredhi3454 2 года назад +4

      How real are you?

    • @drunkcaptain2478
      @drunkcaptain2478 2 года назад +6

      So... you like drinking water? Is a popular human activity

    • @jakeedgell591
      @jakeedgell591 2 года назад

      @@drunkcaptain2478 I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @tommyvercetti1111
      @tommyvercetti1111 2 года назад

      @@jakeedgell591 ??

  • @jayferguson9968
    @jayferguson9968 4 года назад +571

    "She died of being the wife of the main character in an action movie."
    "Yeah, that can be deadly."
    You got my 'like' right there.

    • @asadhollow6477
      @asadhollow6477 4 года назад +3

      You are unworthy..... unworthy

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад

      LOL I know right

    • @ranger9968
      @ranger9968 4 года назад

      Didn’t she die of stage 4 cancer though

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 года назад

      @@ranger9968 Which they gave her because she's the wife of the main character.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 4 года назад +3164

    Being-the-wife-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie is a serious terminal illness and should not be taken lightly.
    Edit: Well damn; thanks for all the likes, ya'll.

    • @stan5555
      @stan5555 4 года назад +24

      It's not even an Hollywood thing. It's everywhere. *looks at AJ*

    • @christophersanders3252
      @christophersanders3252 4 года назад +29

      Unless they are an unstoppable spy couple. I like the unstoppable spy couple thing. Where is my Get Smart sequel?

    • @johanandersson7141
      @johanandersson7141 4 года назад +40

      What can we as citizens do to raise awareness for Being-the-wife-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie-itis?

    • @Aeradom2000
      @Aeradom2000 4 года назад +38

      How many wives-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie have to die before we start talking this seriously!?

    • @GetOverHer3
      @GetOverHer3 4 года назад +35

      It's only less dangerous than mother-of-the-main-character-in-an-anime

  • @TheLoco102
    @TheLoco102 3 года назад +76

    Legend says the producer left hand is still measuring baba yaga droopy-ness

  • @boomvroomshroom701
    @boomvroomshroom701 3 года назад +61

    “You’re making this really hard for me to ruin.” nearly made me choke on my food 😂.

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 4 года назад +618

    LMAO "You're makin this really tough for me to ruin this." I'm crying

  • @allisworld1isme
    @allisworld1isme 4 года назад +4973

    You know he liked the movie when even the producer guy can’t ruin it.

    • @aquilesvailo4786
      @aquilesvailo4786 4 года назад +84

      seriously one of the best action movies I ever have seen (and my dad owned at a movie theater for 15 years, so there plenty of movies).

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 4 года назад +24

      You can't ruin anything Keanu Reeves because Keanu Reeves is God.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 года назад +15

      The movie is already ruined in the script. The plot fits in half a tweet, and it makes no sense to begin with. Random russian gansters living on American soil, they randomly get mad at him for no reason, somehow they find his house, that has no alarms or defense measures at all, somehow they manage to beat up the best killer in the world, at the nightclub Wick literally has the russian guy running 3 yards in front of him and he somehow miss 10 times lol, then the whole plastic bag assassination and the final showdown.... ugh, you need to turn your brain off and throw it off a cliff to appreciate this movie.

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 4 года назад +36

      @@olisk-jy9rz Oh, I'm so grateful it's not just me. John Wick gets so much love, but it is honestly one of the weakest movies of the century so far. The plot is thinner than a wafer, even the plot details that are there are incongruous. It is _literally_ an excuse to have Keanu Reeves kill just a _whole bunch of people._ Also, Keanu is _still_ not a good actor. I honestly think nostalgia plays a huge part in his popularity.

    • @timmoneilson5687
      @timmoneilson5687 4 года назад +77

      @@Mentocthemindtaker one of the weakest movies of the century, interesting. In your opinion what's one of the best movies you've seen?

  • @sabrinathan
    @sabrinathan Год назад +25

    Love his expression change when he hears that the dog dies.. “some people better die for that” This was amazing Ryan!!

  • @V1N_574
    @V1N_574 2 года назад +20

    1:26 exactly my reaction. Best movie ever!!!

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад +535

    “You’re making it hard for me to ruin this thing” I think this is the first time Ryan has hinted that he liked a movie

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 года назад +14

      It is lol

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 года назад +7

      Hardly, a lot of Pitch Meetings that he did for acclaimed films end with, "well it sounds like a lot of fun" or "it seems like a pretty great movie."

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 года назад +21

      @@windowsVD yes, but it's usually followed by a screenrant article bashing the movie.

    • @TheWickedWizardOfOz1
      @TheWickedWizardOfOz1 4 года назад +12

      I'm suspicious of people who don't like this movie.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 года назад +7

      @@pvshka Half of those articles don't even bash the movies, but ironic twists or a reference to the often crappy sequels.

  • @matt4735
    @matt4735 4 года назад +2789

    "John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half cuz his dog was murdered?"
    "That's right, Sir."
    "I'm absolutely ok with that to be honest. You can't mess with dogs."
    Literally my reaction to realizing the dog murder was the entire point of the movie.

    • @fayetaylor3594
      @fayetaylor3594 4 года назад +52

      Yep. Yep to this.
      And also,
      "Doggie." 😊

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 3 года назад +44

      The fact that that is the general consensus of the audience makes me laugh

    • @bjudah
      @bjudah 3 года назад +7

      Lol sad because people don’t realize it’s not just about the Dog....

    • @bjudah
      @bjudah 3 года назад +1

      Gerstein03 Ditto 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 года назад +9

      @@bjudah mainly about the dog

  • @yanagelfand4337
    @yanagelfand4337 3 года назад +98

    - There are these Russian mafia guys, Josef and Viggo.
    - Oh, Josef and Viggo, huh? Are those Russian names?
    - Not at all, no.
    - Well, okay then.

  • @muzzlevelocity4397
    @muzzlevelocity4397 Год назад +28

    Two years old and this one still cracks me the hell up! Last Christmas I played it on my phone for my brother's family. Not even knowing about Pitch Meetings and not knowning if they had even seen John Wick, they all still laughed like crazy.

  • @aurea.
    @aurea. 4 года назад +3115

    As a Slav, hearing "Baba Jaga" used as a nickname for a menacing figure is low-key hilarious.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 4 года назад +155

      What about a menacing woman who can go through things?

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 4 года назад +165

      @@marquis911 It was a bit more fitting for her. I laughed regardless because of the way one of Ant-Man's buddies kept reacting to her name, like she was the devil or something 😁

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 4 года назад +80

      @@aurea. My impression was that she *was* a menacing figure. But then again, I suppose she's a fairy tale monster so maybe it doesn't sound as threatening to adults.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 4 года назад +30

      Especially considering she's a female figure.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 4 года назад +86

      Anthony Clay The thing is, she falls into the ambiguous category of characters that were popularized as evil due to historical narrative or literary need to establish an antagonistic force but not necessarily so, I.E: Morgana Le Fay, who was not even Arthur’s enemy in oral source material, and Baba Yaga, who was portrayed as a powerful ally Ivan Tsarevich in his quest or indirectly helped Vasillisa the Beautiful in dealing with her family or being so powerful that she could command Day, Night and the Sun.

  • @TenPtJackalope
    @TenPtJackalope 4 года назад +439

    “Some people better die for that” was my exact reaction.

    • @mategov
      @mategov 4 года назад +16

      Only right reaction.

  • @hugosabato7662
    @hugosabato7662 Год назад +15

    “Barely an inconvenience”makes me happy every damn time. Thanks man.

  • @prysthaea7735
    @prysthaea7735 3 года назад +83

    "Keanu Reeves kills people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered"
    Best elevator pitch for John Wick I've ever heard.

  • @warl0rdavenger820
    @warl0rdavenger820 4 года назад +474

    "He finds a dog, and that's it we're done"
    "Doggyyy"

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 4 года назад +9

      Then he teams up with another assassin who has 3 dogs she is very attached to.

    • @danielcox6479
      @danielcox6479 4 года назад +1

      @@wavingdragon that's the third movie

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 4 года назад +3184

    “And we’re gonna keep that going ‘til the high 70’s.”
    “Oh, farenheit?”
    “No, corpses.”

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 4 года назад +54

      Oh my god...

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 года назад +36

      Next movie he kills like 127 people.

    • @tylerdurden788
      @tylerdurden788 4 года назад +8

      @@jacknapier8201 third one every fight has a theme pretty much.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 года назад +2

      That was just great

    • @wikiwiki1093
      @wikiwiki1093 3 года назад +3

      Oh a quote from the video we just watched, easy likes

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 года назад +31

    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"
    Sometimes, the good movies generate the best lines

  • @TheCasaresway
    @TheCasaresway 2 года назад +24

    I'm still amazed how I can laugh at the same jokes from this guy after all these I've watched
    God bless you man.

  • @nixthelapin9869
    @nixthelapin9869 4 года назад +453

    “Some people better die for that.”
    I never expected to emotionally agree with the producer

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 года назад +7

      Oh don't worry they will

  • @gameboy17570
    @gameboy17570 4 года назад +421

    "She dies from an illness."
    "What illness?"
    "Being the wife in an action movie."
    "Oh yeah! I hear that can be deadly."

    • @slaya070492
      @slaya070492 4 года назад

      Classic Steven Segalitis

    • @txmastermind841
      @txmastermind841 3 года назад

      1 man must dislike this so it has 420 likes

  • @JeffersonMills
    @JeffersonMills 4 месяца назад +1

    “You’re making it really tough for me to ruin this thing.” LOL! ❤️

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 года назад +31

    “So John manages to kill this guy and then finds a dog and that’s it we’re done!”
    *“doggy”* ☺️

  • @farisabuain6832
    @farisabuain6832 4 года назад +1482

    “You can’t mess with dogs. People like them much better than humans.” So true tho.

    • @abhay4632
      @abhay4632 4 года назад +30

      Yeah but actually
      Kinda sad for humans. Imagine one big race loves another race not their own.

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 4 года назад +31

      Humans can be cruel and evil. Puppies are absolute lovers

    • @acewyrick6920
      @acewyrick6920 4 года назад +28

      dogs don't have political views and thats why everyone likes them

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 года назад +4

      Sad story time! In some places that i dont rhink srill so it, if a dog bites you and causes a really high damage on someone thats less than 18 dog can get puniment up to dying
      Bad part:dog dies
      Good part: people probably dont do it anymore at least in countries like america

    • @ThatReadingGuy28
      @ThatReadingGuy28 4 года назад +12

      Luke McNamara thats because dogs were genetically modified from their Wolf counterparts to be dependent slaves to humans. Funny how so many animal rights activists own a dog. Notice the word “own”.

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 4 года назад +694

    *Three States of Rage*
    1. Grief
    2. Agony
    3. _"Some people better die for that"_

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 года назад +14

      4. Killing everyone

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 3 года назад +9

      5. Do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 3 года назад +4

      7. Wait for a sequel

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 3 года назад +1

      @@_02kaye Repeat! But in cooler more creative ways!

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 2 года назад +3

    I just went back to watch this again. The way the smile drains off of his face about the dog is priceless. I can literally feel Ryan channeling the energy of someone who just got told the dog died.

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 2 года назад +3

    The "killed the dog" face...your acting is criminally underrated.

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 4 года назад +714

    "It's a mix of kung fu and shooting people in the face."
    Yes, yes it is.

  • @zacharyberridge7239
    @zacharyberridge7239 3 года назад +23

    Fun fact: even the original had actors from the Matrix in it. The doctor who patched up John was the Keymaker in Reloaded, and the head thug guy that got the better of John in the club and fought him after the plastic bag was an agent in Reloaded. And, of course, the directors worked on the Matrix sequels.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 2 года назад +1

      Wasnt the film written by the stunt coordinator of the Matrix trilogy as well?

    • @zacharyberridge7239
      @zacharyberridge7239 2 года назад +1

      @@watcherzero5256 I believe so, yes. Apparently, everyone just likes working with Keanu

  • @animationkid4988
    @animationkid4988 3 года назад +12

    He dogge 5:35

  • @brianmcgloughlin7799
    @brianmcgloughlin7799 4 года назад +314

    I think this is the first time we've ever seen the producer without a smile on his face.

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 года назад +35

      That was so funny! XD it just dropped off and he was like ok people better die for that

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 года назад +4

      He killed a killed a widdle pupper.

    • @kinggordoproductions6203
      @kinggordoproductions6203 4 года назад +2

      Wreck-it-Ralph Pitch Meeting, when he wanted King Candy to look and talk like the Mad Hatter

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 года назад +1

      @@kinggordoproductions6203 Really?

    • @kinggordoproductions6203
      @kinggordoproductions6203 4 года назад +5

      *in a completely monotone, yet strangely-threatening voice*: “This is happening. Are you on board or not?”
      “OH my gosh, I guess I’m on board then!”
      *back to the normal cheery voice*: “Great!”

  • @kendallbrown2904
    @kendallbrown2904 2 года назад +1

    When he says “doggy” at the end I nearly lost it 😂 😂

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 2 года назад +3

    Ryan's face when he heard John's dog didn't make it is how I felt when I saw the movie no mercy John

  • @JoeTheDIY
    @JoeTheDIY 4 года назад +137

    I absolutely died at the silence, then; "Somebody better die for that."

    • @praywithpio6028
      @praywithpio6028 4 года назад +3

      Sorry. R.I.P.

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 4 года назад

      Welcome back? Or are you a zombie in which case I need to get a torch.

  • @Hellgrinde
    @Hellgrinde 4 года назад +316

    “Oh you’re making it really hard for me to ruin this thing”
    😂

  • @diabeticjesus87
    @diabeticjesus87 3 года назад +12

    "So then they kill his dog."
    "Some people better die for that."
    I approve of the doggo revenge murders.

  • @gabbifufuu5590
    @gabbifufuu5590 2 года назад +1

    That smile slowly escaping his face is something else

  • @willbwhipping3072
    @willbwhipping3072 4 года назад +1346

    “As long as the dog is ok”
    “And they kill his dog”
    “Ok some people better die for that”
    Never agreed on something more 🤣

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 года назад +16

      A man in the days of black and white film got relegated to forever playing a bad guy (if he got cast at all) because he kicked a dog in a film once.

    • @willbwhipping3072
      @willbwhipping3072 3 года назад +4

      Morgana V well if he actually kicked a dog then good. He should’ve told someone he won’t kick a dog

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 года назад +2

      @@willbwhipping3072 I haven't seen the film so I don't know if he literally kicked it, or it was just inferred that he kicked it.

    • @willbwhipping3072
      @willbwhipping3072 3 года назад +3

      Morgana V If he didn’t actually kick the dog then that’s sad he struggled to find work but if he did it he deserved to struggle

    • @Dragonfire1321
      @Dragonfire1321 3 года назад +1

      @@MorrahaDesigns I mean, that is *literally* the trope name for, 'bad guy does something despicable to prove they're bad', so...

  • @reddragun0813
    @reddragun0813 2 года назад +3

    "Then hes gonna find a dog and thats it we're done"
    "doggy"

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 2 года назад +1

    Just rewatching this coz Pitch Meeting of John Wick 2 just dropped like 5mins ago... Heaven 😍

  • @kevinmurry8803
    @kevinmurry8803 4 года назад +449

    Writer: "...and they kill his dog."
    Producer: (the look on his face is priceless.)

    • @ld6782
      @ld6782 4 года назад +1

      The entire sketch *stops* for a few seconds.

  • @shinigami1357
    @shinigami1357 4 года назад +484

    “Well as long as the dog is ok”
    “And they kill the dog”
    😁😃😌🙂😑😟😠😡

    • @Xpzilla
      @Xpzilla 4 года назад +4

      Yeah please edit this comment

    • @aysenur6761
      @aysenur6761 4 года назад

      Please do it aagghh

    • @shinigami1357
      @shinigami1357 4 года назад

      Kian Etemadi lmao

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 года назад

      How are the emojis so perfect

  • @sethgaston845
    @sethgaston845 Год назад +2

    *Long pause* "...Okay, some people better die for that" and "Pow, pow, pow... Pow" are some of Ryan's funniest moments. I've seen dozens of these at this point, but this is my favorite so far. Genius. 🤣👌

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 Год назад +2

    the shift from that cheesy grin to a look of pure despair is pure *gold*

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад +432

    I really hope he does Pitch Meetings for the entire series

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 года назад +4

      Yes!

    • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
      @TheHimbeerjoghurt 4 года назад +13

      The problem is that basically it would be :
      So he kills a very big bunch of people in very creative, brutal and graphic ways
      But isn't that gonna be hard for him?
      Actually no... It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Okay then! What's the plot?
      I don't understand the question
      Alright! Not having a plot is tight!
      I really love the John Wick Movies but the "story" of the third one wasn't even worthy of a trash movie...

    • @JohnCage77
      @JohnCage77 4 года назад +2

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt i think second one is the lowest. Third one gives more backstory of John wick and other characters.

    • @Shadow25720
      @Shadow25720 4 года назад +4

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt The story of the other 2 movies is "killing people is tight" too

    • @The0Kiyubii0Kid
      @The0Kiyubii0Kid 4 года назад +4

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt The story in 3 was def better than 2. But if you need more of a JW fix watch The Raid and The Raid 2

  • @gabrielmasenya5575
    @gabrielmasenya5575 4 года назад +348

    "Pow pow pow pow pow pow"
    "Were those heads being shot?"
    "Yes those were heads being shot..."
    "Pow pow pow pow"
    That part destroyed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @kiddo0142
      @kiddo0142 4 года назад +8

      You're such a liar if you were destroyed how did write this

    • @balthazarina
      @balthazarina 4 года назад +6

      The fourth Wow/ Pow always gets me 😂

    • @gabrielmasenya5575
      @gabrielmasenya5575 4 года назад +8

      @@kiddo0142 "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this one"

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 года назад +4

      Mixing stuff up is tight 😁😁😁

    • @kiddo0142
      @kiddo0142 4 года назад +3

      @@gabrielmasenya5575 Oh ok!

  • @TheRRRoRy
    @TheRRRoRy 2 года назад +2

    Can confirm about Baba (old woman) Yaga and Babaika (the spooky monster that parents use to scare their kids).

  • @stijnvth
    @stijnvth 3 года назад +1

    That reaction to "and they kill his dog" ... gold! His face as well, nice. Exactly how I felt watching the movie.

  • @justinmosher8163
    @justinmosher8163 4 года назад +303

    Screen Rant: Ryan, can you keep Screen Rant a successful RUclips channel?
    Ryan: Actually its gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @that_guy_shawn4585
      @that_guy_shawn4585 4 года назад +12

      @King Lurch Jokes relating to Screen Rant are TIGHT.

  • @LightningFlower5
    @LightningFlower5 4 года назад +1040

    “So John manages to kill this guy then he finds a dog and that’s it we’re done”
    “Doggy”
    😂

    • @THEGOFER615
      @THEGOFER615 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 года назад +14

      Doggy 🐕 🐶

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 3 года назад +13

      Doggy :3

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 3 года назад +5

      That was literally favorite scene

    • @Dumapower1996
      @Dumapower1996 3 года назад +2

      Oh man don't know why I laughed so hard when he said that doggie.

  • @projjwalray-6341
    @projjwalray-6341 3 года назад +2

    I had to rewind twice to see his reaction to "and they kill his dog"... It's priceless!

  • @johnshemenski1632
    @johnshemenski1632 2 года назад +1

    Lmao that "doggy" line at the end literally figuratively killed me

  • @calebmccarthy7298
    @calebmccarthy7298 4 года назад +123

    “Pow Pow Pow” is the next evolution of “Wow Wow Wow”

    • @khuzeimaz
      @khuzeimaz 4 года назад

      Caleb McCarthy coming up with new catchphrases is tight!

  • @splouffy
    @splouffy 4 года назад +643

    Ryan: "Hey guys its ryan here. Hope you liked that pitch meeting..."
    Everyone else: "you know i did, pitch meetings are tight!"

    • @gustbfc3936
      @gustbfc3936 4 года назад +1

      You have to understand I can’t like it now

  • @Reina.Nijinsky
    @Reina.Nijinsky 2 года назад +6

    @1.30 so they kill his dog… “some ppl better die for that!” Yea as an American 🇺🇸 I totally get it
    @2:44 “droopy breasted witch!” = Keanu Reeves! Omfg 😹👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @r3stl3ss
    @r3stl3ss Год назад +4

    1:37 is facts

  • @vis_viva
    @vis_viva 4 года назад +805

    John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half for killing his dog? I'm absolutely okay with that.

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 3 года назад +7

      Proud to be your 69th like. Have a great day. Stay safe.

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 года назад +9

      I mean...who wouldn't be?

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 года назад +3

      But also for killing his sniper friend.

    • @legolad7477
      @legolad7477 3 года назад +1

      I am too

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 4 года назад +430

    “We’ll keep it going into the high seventies!”
    “What, like Fahrenheit?”
    “No, corpses!”
    “Oh, my God!”

  • @matthewcb1970
    @matthewcb1970 Год назад +1

    'As long as his dog is ok' - literally choked my sandwich at the next line. These are genius!

  • @nahimgudfam
    @nahimgudfam 2 года назад +1

    2:10 this little bit of trivia actually came in in a conversation recently. Funny I found in here afterwards again

  • @thealaskannomad6018
    @thealaskannomad6018 4 года назад +1361

    "Can we at least throw in a love interest for him?"
    "No, you cannot."
    "Man, you're making it really hard to ruin this thing."
    Yes I love the dog part, but this was my favorite. 😂😂😂

    • @i.o.8403
      @i.o.8403 3 года назад +21

      I dodged watching this for so long because I really liked the movie and I didnt want to hear whats wrong with it. The bit with "you are making it hard for me to ruin this" really hit home

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 2 года назад +1

      I'm so torn which part was better between those two moments. I lean toward the "You're making it really hard for me to ruin this thing" as well.

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 Год назад

      When was this part

  • @user-zr6jm4ld9l
    @user-zr6jm4ld9l 4 года назад +241

    Writer: Then John finds a dog.
    Producer: _D O G G I E_ 😍

  • @dresdenwarlock7978
    @dresdenwarlock7978 2 года назад +2

    THANK you for this. As someone who's married to a Russian woman, it's impossible to watch John Wick and take it seriously knowing any amount of Slavic folklore. This screen rant bowled her over with laughter.

  • @rickpapineau5939
    @rickpapineau5939 Год назад

    Ryan's slow-motion face falling after hearing the dog was killed was tight.

  • @ghostlyarranger
    @ghostlyarranger 4 года назад +357

    "They kill his dog"
    *Complete Silence*
    "Some people need to die for that."

    • @dac518
      @dac518 4 года назад +3

      Thanks for spoiling the video

    • @SniP3rHavOk
      @SniP3rHavOk 4 года назад +18

      dac518 don’t read comments before watching lol

    • @lordsuvrowwwyall7425
      @lordsuvrowwwyall7425 4 года назад

      Yes sir, they do need to die

    • @kinggeee9570
      @kinggeee9570 4 года назад

      dac518 stfu

    • @scarypineapple8608
      @scarypineapple8608 4 года назад

      Except for the talking in the background during this “complete silence”.

  • @Akritoi
    @Akritoi 4 года назад +162

    "Okay, some people better die for that..." said every person in unison as soon as they saw this scene.

  • @sangitarana8888
    @sangitarana8888 3 года назад +1

    1:19 that was priceless

  • @ghostlyarranger
    @ghostlyarranger 4 года назад +382

    Then John Wick did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

  • @JalizScanlanProductions
    @JalizScanlanProductions 4 года назад +994

    “And then John does a backflip, snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day.”
    What about if he just shoots people point blank in the face?
    “Pow pow pow pow?”
    Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +23

      I was really hoping that Producer Guy would have asked if John Wick could do a backflip and land behind that bad guy first but I guess it's in Ryan's best interest to keep his personal works separate from his Screen Rant works.

    • @AnimeZone247
      @AnimeZone247 4 года назад +1

      @@Dargonhuman damn i was really hoping he said that, bc doing backflips, snapping back guys necks while saving the day is tight!!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      @@AnimeZone247 Yea yea yea!

  • @JW-ks3in
    @JW-ks3in Год назад

    "Just say when so I know." I love you so much, Producer Guy. 😂

  • @JohnWelsh-oz3jz
    @JohnWelsh-oz3jz 4 месяца назад +1

    1:24 “OK, some people better die for that.” YES!!! That is EXACTLY how we ALL reacted!

  • @guidethelight3707
    @guidethelight3707 4 года назад +661

    "unclear" is an underrated line in these that gets me every time.

    • @yap9877
      @yap9877 3 года назад +8

      It's 'barely an inconvenience' that does it for me

    • @ssjxcloudstrife8652
      @ssjxcloudstrife8652 3 года назад +8

      "Unclear" is very underrated. "Bare an inconvenience" is a catchphrase at this point. Love the delivery of both though.

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 года назад +4

      I love “Unclear,” and also the way that Producer Guy says “Huh!”

    • @nadavabudi
      @nadavabudi 3 года назад +2

      I always wait for him to say to the producer he need him to get way off his back about this.

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 3 года назад

      "Why?"..."because".

  • @tagonistknightspublishing8972
    @tagonistknightspublishing8972 3 года назад +1010

    "They kill his dog." (long pause) "Some people better die for that..." Yeah, exactly how I felt.

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 года назад +3

      Nah i felt like they shouldnt have made a 2 hour killing cutscene three times because of the sence pf vengeace for a goddamn puppy

    • @themythicwaffle
      @themythicwaffle 2 года назад +11

      @@adamlion3495 they should have. It was worth it

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 года назад

      @@themythicwaffle no offence but the john wick movies were forgettable , the other time i watched something forgettable was my hero academia

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 2 года назад +11

      @@adamlion3495 yet... you're here.

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 года назад +1

      @@cagedcoco1681 autoplay

  • @beastyyypie
    @beastyyypie 3 года назад +6

    "Oh! You're making it really tough for me to ruin this" This is to let you know how much he loved the movie

  • @viridityone3106
    @viridityone3106 Год назад +2

    1:18 still the funniest part of this video

  • @thesalvadorian
    @thesalvadorian 4 года назад +641

    "So what does the droopy breasted witch do next?" 😆🤣⚰️

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 года назад +14

      If I ever met Keanu by some fortuitious happenstance, now I'm not going to be able to stop myself from going "how are ya, you droopy breasted witch?"
      Then I imagine I'll be given a few moments to say goodbye to my family before Keanu puts an ice pick through my eye.

    • @certifieddumbass7110
      @certifieddumbass7110 3 года назад +1

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 3 года назад +2

      @@lemonmino6014 - Your use of your use of made my cringe

    • @ramsoomair
      @ramsoomair 3 года назад

      @@2Scribble Your use made me cringe.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад

      @@lemonmino6014 you make me cringe

  • @lizzyburt585
    @lizzyburt585 4 года назад +179

    I don't think I've ever seen Ryan so sad before he heard the dog was killed

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 года назад +6

      He was sadder in the Endgame trailer pitch. In this one he's borderline Sheldon Cooper levels of manic.

    • @IAmHumongous
      @IAmHumongous 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, it was Ryan whom killed the dog..

  • @Tfaonc
    @Tfaonc 2 года назад +1

    Possibly my favorite pitch meeting, for possibly my favorite movie. You pick apart John Wick's issues very accurately, while still acknowledging how genuinely awesome the movie is overall.