The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  2 года назад +968

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    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 2 года назад +28

      I'm not gonna buy that I decided

    • @fatbagofchips
      @fatbagofchips 2 года назад +4

      First of your liked comment

    • @SynoPTL
      @SynoPTL 2 года назад +10

      Do a pitch meeting on Encanto
      (Actually since we're first, you could do a video about people who comment 'first')

    • @TheHeroHaven
      @TheHeroHaven 2 года назад +6

      The adstronaut strikes again

    • @itsnotkidnappingifyouownit
      @itsnotkidnappingifyouownit 2 года назад +2

      Was told my old one was done so how bout first guy to do parkour or first guy to cut their hair

  • @DJHolte
    @DJHolte 2 года назад +10752

    Ryan's writing never ceases to amaze me. The confusing "ring - box - round" bit followed by "my head hurts" and then "it will!" is sheer perfection.

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 2 года назад +86

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @scottbenton1822
      @scottbenton1822 2 года назад +169

      Reminded me of "who's on first?" Loved every second of it.

    • @ShayGalor
      @ShayGalor 2 года назад +81

      that dialogue right there is on a "who's on first" level classic comedy!

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 2 года назад +86

      @@ShayGalor
      Except that "who's on first" crap feels like it's FORCING a misunderstanding, whereas this feels like its exposing misunderstandings waiting to happen.

    • @iTechSavvyOfficial
      @iTechSavvyOfficial 2 года назад +5

      Agreed!

  • @Kevin_2435
    @Kevin_2435 2 года назад +2199

    "You are a not a professional person-hitter, you're an accidental robber-guy." Amazing.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +26

      As a Word-doing Guy, he does make it look super easy.

    • @PhoenixMerlyn69
      @PhoenixMerlyn69 2 года назад +18

      @@brucebaker810 It’s barely an inconvenience for him

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад +14

      @@PhoenixMerlyn69 Oh really?

    • @PhoenixMerlyn69
      @PhoenixMerlyn69 2 года назад +13

      @@FlatOnHisFace Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @bigguy8435
      @bigguy8435 2 года назад +13

      Accidentally robbing people is tight!

  • @MoistyHoots
    @MoistyHoots 2 года назад +2713

    "I don't love how I look in blue."
    Says so while wearing a deep-blue shirt. Perfect.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 года назад +92

      There are no coincidences in the Ryanverse.

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 2 года назад +101

      And the other guy... was also wearing blue

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 года назад +101

      also sponsor is bluelands....

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost 2 года назад +25

      I came here to say the 3 things listed by you and the people relying to you. My work was already done.

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 2 года назад +9

      I think its more black then blue

  • @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli
    @BiffcheeseSpinoccoli 2 года назад +252

    The “Ring” vs “Box” gag was beautifully written. Bravo.

  • @beepusdoopus
    @beepusdoopus 2 года назад +153

    This might be the first time I've seen a Ryan be so supportive of a Ryan introducing a new thing/concept
    Edit: Nevermind, Ryan just completely took over Ryan's thing

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 2 года назад +12

      Ryan unemployed or Ryan boxer?

  • @TheAHuman
    @TheAHuman 2 года назад +3096

    I love the running jokes in this series.
    “They’ll put you in a room for that”
    “We don’t like that we decided”

    • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
      @mrcombustiblelemon2902 2 года назад +90

      That's just how these videos work, he decided

    • @cvImpersonator
      @cvImpersonator 2 года назад +41

      dont forget the " that's not even a possibility "

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 2 года назад +24

      I like them too, I decided.

    • @lethequin
      @lethequin 2 года назад +4

      A Human? I’m not even sure you’re a cell!

    • @JadeyCatgirl99
      @JadeyCatgirl99 2 года назад +1

      Ryan's face making people want to punch him.

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF 2 года назад +2223

    I love how as the second guy gets more and more into the idea of professionally hitting people, the guy whose idea it originally was begins to realize what a horrible mistake he's made

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 2 года назад +80

      Not so into it now that he could be hit back

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 года назад +35

      Its so he gets money from the hitter guy

    • @Sohasorouri
      @Sohasorouri 2 года назад +10

      This comment is so underrated

    • @oeeveemkittygfreak
      @oeeveemkittygfreak 2 года назад +14

      I'm pretty sure he just wants to beat the hitter guy up. For the rest of his life. His own punishment room/box he decided. XD

    • @Dukeflyhawker
      @Dukeflyhawker 2 года назад +3

      I would simply like to think this is your real name and that you're one of Kimbo's sons

  • @iTechSavvyOfficial
    @iTechSavvyOfficial 2 года назад +3003

    “Why not call it ringing?”
    “Because that’s what a bell does”
    A thousand people could say this, and it’d be kinda funny. but Ryan’s pronunciation and the way he says things makes it absolutely hilarious

    • @primex8779
      @primex8779 2 года назад +6

      Very true

    • @bbtbbbbtbb3166
      @bbtbbbbtbb3166 2 года назад +50

      It’s called “delivery”, he has great delivery of his jokes/lines.

    • @Rhodieman
      @Rhodieman 2 года назад +12

      I was expecting him to say, "And then when you successfully do the hand thing to the other guy and knock him out, then we'll call it ringing his bell."

    • @mco3884
      @mco3884 2 года назад +13

      That little 'boxing/ringing' thing was worthy of Abbott & Costello.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 2 года назад +5

      He's got comedy inside.

  • @WeirdCast
    @WeirdCast 2 года назад +1428

    Ryan: "I don't like how I look wearing blue"
    Ryan: *Is literally wearing the exact shade of blue he says he Dislikes 😂🤣*

    • @diiii_mond
      @diiii_mond 2 года назад +21

      His eyes are blue too😭

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 2 года назад +9

      Also the shirt is blue. A very dark shade of blue, but still blue

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug 2 года назад +52

      @@Sheldon1985 Wait, wasn't that what the comment just said?

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 2 года назад +14

      @@depressantdrug rereading it yes it was. I think I misread it as he was wearing sunglasses

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug 2 года назад +5

      @@Sheldon1985 Lmaoo!! 😂

  • @DarkClaw0912
    @DarkClaw0912 2 года назад +236

    Ryan has finally written his “who’s on first” style bit, and I love it. I also like how there’s a shared universe and all these scenarios. Call back to the police start liking things and putting people in a room is great.

    • @matroqueta6825
      @matroqueta6825 2 года назад +14

      My favorite running gag is when someone's name is referred to, it's always the person's sound + their job, in reference of the "first guy to ever have a name"

  • @AprehamLincoln
    @AprehamLincoln 2 года назад +1279

    "I'm not gonna do any foot stuff to this guy's butt"
    And that's how Ryan George narrowly avoided being demonitized

  • @FatherFigure-itout
    @FatherFigure-itout 2 года назад +576

    "You're not a professional person hitter, you're an accidental robber guy"
    Brain successfully yeeted!!

    • @DavidSmith-mt7tb
      @DavidSmith-mt7tb 2 года назад +16

      And that's not good the police decided.

    • @katuni08
      @katuni08 2 года назад +12

      @@DavidSmith-mt7tb “The police are for sure gonna put you in a room.”

    • @DavidSmith-mt7tb
      @DavidSmith-mt7tb 2 года назад +5

      @@katuni08 gotta appreciate the attention to detail here. Guess they still haven't developed the word since they started the putting people in rooms thing many episodes ago.

    • @askani21
      @askani21 2 года назад +1

      I can still your yeeted brain scream

  • @lapislazuli5035
    @lapislazuli5035 2 года назад +997

    "The police don't like that... they decided."
    I love how in the Ryan George universe, they apparently have a fully functional modern society, but the simplest concepts like assault are apparently new things that not everyone is familiar with.

    • @UziMan-Science-Math
      @UziMan-Science-Math 2 года назад +65

      just adding " ____ decided" in everything they say makes it funny.

    • @robotsexplain8166
      @robotsexplain8166 2 года назад +27

      That’s because they’re all Canadian

    • @ZachManSM
      @ZachManSM 2 года назад +16

      @@UziMan-Science-Math he decided.

    • @UziMan-Science-Math
      @UziMan-Science-Math 2 года назад +13

      @@ZachManSM we now have to say decided after everything they decided

    • @ZachManSM
      @ZachManSM 2 года назад +7

      @@UziMan-Science-Math that is correct we decided.

  • @PandaLuluBear
    @PandaLuluBear 2 года назад +54

    0:59 “You’re not a professional person hitter, you’re an accidental robber guy.”🤣🤣

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 2 года назад +345

    I'm only half way through and this is already one of the best you've done.
    The whole "Box vs ring" part was just pure perfection 😂

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 2 года назад +1138

    I like how he said he doesn’t like how he looks in blue, but he’s wearing blue as both characters… 😂

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 2 года назад +39

      Its how he knows he doesn't look good in blue.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 года назад +17

      There are no coincidences in the Ryanverse.

    • @MocaHere
      @MocaHere 2 года назад +9

      Just wait until you hear about his profile picture...

    • @xboydubose7254
      @xboydubose7254 2 года назад +18

      Wdym both characters? Those are 2 different people

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 2 года назад +4

      And he's advertising blue land

  • @graysongrahamcracker8573
    @graysongrahamcracker8573 2 года назад +1230

    I love how mustache Ryan goes from being confused and horrified to literally devoting his entire career to inventing and pioneering the sport of professional hand thinging

    • @nameunknown007
      @nameunknown007 2 года назад +3

      Hand ringing?
      /s

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад +34

      You mean Double-Mustache Ryan. Mustache Ryan is just Ryan.

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 года назад +9

      The closest a universe of Ryans can get to duplicating Don King.

    • @JamalGamer11sGirlfriend
      @JamalGamer11sGirlfriend 2 года назад +1

      My name is Grayson LOL

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 2 года назад +1

      @@FlatOnHisFace i now want a no moustache ryan

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 2 года назад +343

    The whole "box-ring-round" bit feels like something out of Spaceballs and I freaking love it.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +9

      Or Abbot & Costello.
      Spaceballs > Space Jam > Hoops on First? > Rabbit & Costello > Space Jam
      Peanuts, batters + Space Jam. Will they cover the spread?

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar 2 года назад +3

      Reminded me of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +2

      @@DimaJeydar Ryan and OtherRyan are Dead.

    • @kayjacoby290
      @kayjacoby290 2 года назад

      Very Abbot & Costello, "Who's on first?"

  • @NekoRyuukiChan
    @NekoRyuukiChan 2 года назад +25

    Every so often, I come back to this video just for that rapid exchange about the shape of the ring and the bell.
    I can’t ever imitate it, but it’s so damn well written and delivered!

  • @Heavensrun
    @Heavensrun 2 года назад +22

    The delivery on the "thank you" after the "very aggravating face" line is legit the funniest I've ever seen. That was gold.

    • @mog512
      @mog512 Год назад +1

      Was looking for this comment, glad I'm not the only one. I replayed that moment an...excessive amount of times lol

  • @bmvthemoviefanatic7282
    @bmvthemoviefanatic7282 2 года назад +127

    Audience: *Throwing Money At Boxer*
    Boxer: "Why are people paying me for trying to rob this man?"

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 2 года назад +3

      Audience: whoopsie

  • @imacomedian980
    @imacomedian980 2 года назад +294

    The more you watch Ryan George, the more you realize he's a comedic genius. It's gold.
    Eventually his catchphrases win you over.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 года назад +21

      It’s actually super easy. Barely an inconvenience, some might say

    • @stephencaudle1766
      @stephencaudle1766 2 года назад +13

      He's hilarious I decided

    • @dwaynehicks3867
      @dwaynehicks3867 2 года назад +6

      Oh Really!

    • @Szokynyovics
      @Szokynyovics Год назад +1

      EVENTUALLY???
      Dude, the first time I saw one of his pitch meetings videos - and since then I have seen them ALL - I was blown AWAY.
      No, not eventually. This guy is an instant win, and the catchphrases... damn...
      I wish I were gay so I could love him more. As a boringly heterosexual man, I can only love him so much. :(

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 года назад +1645

    it’s the *ultimate fighter* checklist! do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck, and save the day!

    • @itswhoyouthinkitis
      @itswhoyouthinkitis 2 года назад +16

      Have a good day, OT! :D

    • @andrewwashere82
      @andrewwashere82 2 года назад +7

      What video is that phrase from?

    • @chattiercobra6326
      @chattiercobra6326 2 года назад +5

      OMG OT! I was just watching one of your videos when this got posted! I love your content and it’s helped me through a lot of hard times

    • @lurkz4919
      @lurkz4919 2 года назад +4

      I was just watching one of ur vids

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 года назад +13

      But the police may put someone in a room for that. I'm not sure that is a good idea. Unless....they do it in secret. 🤔

  • @reileyy3608
    @reileyy3608 2 года назад +48

    I love how the other guy goes from being clueless to having a fully formed sport in less than 3 seconds 😂

  • @MichaKucharczykNR
    @MichaKucharczykNR 2 года назад +5

    The sad "ok" after "aggravating face" - that's some top level acting.

  • @ijameaofficial9483
    @ijameaofficial9483 2 года назад +221

    I love how Ryan George is creating a whole cinematic universe with these short sketches

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад

      That's a great idea. The hand-thing-doing guys can wear shorts and Sketchers.

    • @Fatzenbolt
      @Fatzenbolt 2 года назад

      get ready people for the RGU

  • @ashervirin9698
    @ashervirin9698 2 года назад +401

    I’m surprised he didn’t make fun of how people call it a “squared circle” because that confused the shit out of me when I first heard it

    • @joshcarlson9352
      @joshcarlson9352 2 года назад +46

      That's a squircle, specific shape for app icons.

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 2 года назад +19

      @@joshcarlson9352 well, a squircle can be any amount of "roundness" between a circle and a square, but the squircle apps use is the average (halfway to a square, halfway to a circle).

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 2 года назад +7

      Mathematicians were confused about the “squared circle” for thousands of years, but it was impossible Ferdinand von Lindemann decided.

    • @TrenbologneSandwich
      @TrenbologneSandwich 2 года назад

      Nobody has ever called it that

    • @madamefeast4824
      @madamefeast4824 2 года назад +5

      @@TrenbologneSandwich The "squared circle" is an old term for professional wrestling and MMA. It's been used since the late 90s.

  • @kylecorbinmusic
    @kylecorbinmusic 2 года назад +558

    “I’m not going to do any foot stuff to this guy’s butt” - Ryan George, 2022

    • @PaulDixon25
      @PaulDixon25 2 года назад +37

      That's a whole 'nother "first guy to" video. Maybe not for youtube.

    • @neomamuro
      @neomamuro 2 года назад +22

      Well, I guess the hand thing job would be fine for now.

    • @kylecorbinmusic
      @kylecorbinmusic 2 года назад +10

      @TheGrimmRetails wow wow wow wow… wow!

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 2 года назад +4

      Archer: *"Phrasing!"*

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 2 года назад +15

      He only going to do hand stuff to the other guy's butt he decided

  • @markturner2561
    @markturner2561 2 года назад +34

    I love how he says “do NOT fill it with orange juice” like that’s what we were all about to do

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 2 года назад +1

      Yep along with a 20% discount "That's more than 19%!"

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 2 года назад +10

    The ring-box-round routine was brilliant writing and delivery!

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 2 года назад +137

    If this is a sequel to the “First Guy to Punch someone” video, this implies that people have just been fighting each other for belts unprofessionally and the police didn’t like that, they decided.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 2 года назад +7

      I wonder how many Ryan clones have been put in a room by now.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 2 года назад

      no it means boxing wasn't invented yet

  • @aiden5831
    @aiden5831 2 года назад +628

    As a wrestling fan I can confirm we love watching people do the hand thing. Please do more hand things I want it I decided

    • @jordan1488
      @jordan1488 2 года назад +9

      Maybe watch an actual fight, there’s a lot more of the hand thing goin on there bud.

    • @aiden5831
      @aiden5831 2 года назад +13

      @@jordan1488 I prefer pro wrestling but I understand why people would like actually non-scripted fighting better

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 2 года назад +7

      I think he meant there's not much of the hand thing there, but they prefer to cuddle

    • @jordan1488
      @jordan1488 2 года назад +1

      @@aiden5831 oh yeah man no hate to you or even to wrestling, just tossing some shit your way haha

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +3

      @@Chraan I think they are doing the cuddling thing all wrong. I just saw a guy get cuddled off of a ladder!

  • @righttorecord3538
    @righttorecord3538 2 года назад +197

    My brain went right to "Who's on first?" when you got into the "It's a ring but it's shaped like a box" part. Comedy genius.

    • @1ouncebird
      @1ouncebird 2 года назад +11

      I thought the same thing. That section was well done and hilarious by those two Ryan guys.

    • @brandoncastellano1858
      @brandoncastellano1858 2 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @jennifere.pergola598
      @jennifere.pergola598 2 года назад +6

      Yes! I was totally thinking "Abbott and Costello," only I guess this would be "George and George" :-).

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, it definitely had an Abbott & Costello vibe! (And I consider that a very high compliment!

    • @PrometheanConsulting
      @PrometheanConsulting 2 года назад +2

      @@1ouncebird Where does he find all these guys who look like him?

  • @MrTawnyMan
    @MrTawnyMan 2 года назад +286

    You should do "first people to do jury duty" more Ryan's equals more humor.

    • @Dr.Gillingstein
      @Dr.Gillingstein 2 года назад +8

      Maybe as a big Special with 12+ different Ryans.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 2 года назад +1

      Yes!!!

    • @lzrzmnhff
      @lzrzmnhff 2 года назад

      This would be so good!

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 Год назад +2

      That is how Ryans work I decided!

    • @Deborita777
      @Deborita777 Год назад

      And the judge, defense attorney and prosecutor, the guy on trial - ending w/the jury being polled.😂

  • @heathernicol3026
    @heathernicol3026 2 года назад +1

    A+ for the amazing box-ring-round bit, which delightfully reminded me of “Who’s on First?” 😂

  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns 2 года назад +408

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate how perfect the timing is in the box-ring-bell bit, given that it's all done in editing? Abbott and Costello could hardly have done it better.

    • @siler7
      @siler7 2 года назад +12

      So, you're under the impression that being able to edit the timing makes it HARDER to get right than doing it live?

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 2 года назад +6

      Who’s On First?!?

    • @caro1ns
      @caro1ns 2 года назад +11

      @@siler7 Good point, but now that I think about it - yeah, I think so. Certainly way more time-consuming, anyway. Are you a comedian? (Genuine question)

    • @siler7
      @siler7 2 года назад +2

      @@caro1ns No, but I've been told many times that I should be one. I can make people laugh just about whenever I want.

    • @arifridwanabriyanto9286
      @arifridwanabriyanto9286 2 года назад +6

      @@siler7 please make me laugh when you're comeback here

  • @skulliothepumpkin535
    @skulliothepumpkin535 2 года назад +171

    “I punch people in the face for money and people watch me”
    “Wow”
    “And sometimes I use a chair”
    “Wait wha-“

    • @Gemini-Lion
      @Gemini-Lion 2 года назад +22

      “That’ll be something different. It’ll be called ‘wrestling’ we decided.”

    • @AdamYJ
      @AdamYJ 2 года назад +11

      @@Gemini-Lion "There should be a couple different kinds of wrestling I decided. There's the one where they sometimes hit people with chairs and there'll be another one where it'll just be a couple guys grabbing each other and trying to hold each other down on the ground."

    • @silentcaay
      @silentcaay 2 года назад +16

      @@AdamYJ There'll be another one where it'll just be like *really* aggressive Twister.

    • @oaktadopbok665
      @oaktadopbok665 2 года назад +4

      Wrestling because of the rest periods?
      No, because of the wresting (your arm out of its socket).

    • @jimdrake4942
      @jimdrake4942 2 года назад +3

      For sitting down between rounds?

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 2 года назад +261

    *Ryan George is the hero that we all deserve,without knowing we ever needed,I decided*

    • @mywholelifeisaboogerbubble
      @mywholelifeisaboogerbubble 2 года назад +19

      He should be given one of those shiny things, I decided

    • @burny6666
      @burny6666 2 года назад +12

      @@mywholelifeisaboogerbubble And then speak in front of the people who didn't get to win a shiny thing.

    • @findthebox8623
      @findthebox8623 2 года назад +1

      My head hurts

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 2 года назад +4

      @@burny6666 then they might get upset at that and get mad and have to get put in a room

    • @burny6666
      @burny6666 2 года назад +2

      @@SBzKillFrenzy I don't like being put in a room

  • @bospookle8012
    @bospookle8012 2 года назад +12

    The callbacks to previous videos were amazing, and I also loved how Ryan with glasses wasn’t on board at first, then takes a 180 and becomes the one that creates boxing 😂

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад +2

      Oh, because of the platform we'll be on.

  • @googleyoda5231
    @googleyoda5231 2 года назад +15

    The advertisers are really getting a great product from Ryan...all personally scripted and very 'Ryan'. Hope they pay him well cos I want him to keep going! Always a good day when a new RG sketch drops!😄

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 2 года назад +357

    "Foot stuff to the butt."
    "Sounds kinky."

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +21

      And the rope.
      And the whistle.
      ...I'm answering for a friend.

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 2 года назад +20

      "Get you guys close enough you might kiss"

    • @cvImpersonator
      @cvImpersonator 2 года назад +2

      @@wolfmanhcc and this is how you make things funny

    • @alt7521
      @alt7521 2 года назад +1

      @@brucebaker810 and dont forgor the special green footlong lightsaber

    • @anoukdevries8144
      @anoukdevries8144 2 года назад

      Sounds stinky.

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen 2 года назад +41

    That was a significant number of strokes of genius right about the middle of the video. This whole thing was one of the better ones of the things that you make.

  • @mokkuyaya4963
    @mokkuyaya4963 2 года назад +67

    First guy : "you have a very aggravating face"
    Second guy : "oh, (hesitant) thank you"
    I CANT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 2 года назад +8

    This was a magical episode full of rings and boxes and doing hand stuff to people. Amazing.

  • @xZellxKyoux
    @xZellxKyoux 2 года назад +3

    New to the channel, was like wow wow wow, woww, when I realized there's a Ryan George channel. Now I'm just spit balling here rn idk if this one's been done yet, but uh, first guy to laugh? Think it'll be super easy?

  • @TimHaunFishing
    @TimHaunFishing 2 года назад +176

    Yes! New baby boy just came home and it's a bit stressful handling him and his older brother at the same time. This gave me a much needed laugh. Thanks Ryan.

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 года назад +19

      So...It's not super easy, a bit of an inconvenience? Wow wow wow.....wow.
      Also, congratulations.

    • @polyscient
      @polyscient 2 года назад +13

      Congratulations on doing the life aliving thing.

    • @KaRmaTheSchemer
      @KaRmaTheSchemer 2 года назад +8

      Stay strong dad 💪

    • @pumpkinpie169
      @pumpkinpie169 2 года назад +15

      That took a turn for the better I thought you were gonna say that you punched your child

    • @_____alyptic
      @_____alyptic 2 года назад +3

      We need a Pt 2 for the big fight 💰👀

  • @RP-mp4ow
    @RP-mp4ow 2 года назад +50

    Ryan deserves a valuable award thingy for how he said "Thank You" in this sketch

    • @erinerin9497
      @erinerin9497 2 года назад +6

      You mean a shiny thing?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +1

      Doing a Thank You speech, after winning Best Supporting Thanker in a Dramedy or Short Subject. And when he goes long, they nudge him offstage by saing "Thank you, Steve..."
      Too much thankie pankie. Why back in my day, they opened up the envelope. Well, re-opened. It was the Depression. They used the same envelope for 3 years. So the read the name. And they chuck the shiny thing at the winner.
      Done in half an hour. Watched it on the newsreel. And we LIKED it...

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад +1

      That's from the other comedian!

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 2 года назад +30

    "And we also need to get a bell."
    "Why?"
    "To ring it."
    "When?"
    "Between rounds."
    "I thought it was a square."
    And THAT is how Abbott & Costello managed to temporarily project their consciousnesses into Ryan George at the year 2022! (Whilst doing their "Who's on First?" routine.)

  • @stutiarya
    @stutiarya 2 года назад +21

    3:30 i was expecting "the lips thing" after the "what?"

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 2 года назад +2

    I really like the ring bit. I think it deserves a square of applause

  • @sammykillip5231
    @sammykillip5231 2 года назад +24

    "You could be a policeman"
    "Nah I don't like how i look in in blue"
    He says while wearing a blue t-shirt

  • @IzNebula
    @IzNebula 2 года назад +26

    I love how he says "Thank you" after being told he has a very aggravating face. He says "Thank you" while sounding unsure if it's a compliment or an insult lmao. Great stuff!

  • @CoolHand032
    @CoolHand032 2 года назад +30

    I look forward to the press event where Ryan faces Ryan while Ryan is standing next to a number of other Ryans asking questions.

  • @imihlb
    @imihlb 2 года назад +48

    Going through a breakup with my gf of 3 years. Ryan is literally getting me through this. Thank you Ryan.

    • @456puff
      @456puff 2 года назад +6

      Sorry about that. Hope things get better for you soon. 💖

    • @imihlb
      @imihlb 2 года назад +9

      @@456puff thank you. Ryan has literally been such a big help, falling asleep to his videos and giving me a laugh throughout the day. If anyone else is ever going through some heartbreak and it feels like the end, come back to this comment and talk to me. I’ll pull you back and we can watch some Ryan George together :)

    • @Jasnah.Kholin
      @Jasnah.Kholin 2 года назад +3

      hope things get better for you, and maybe consider online therapy or talking to friends as well to help cope

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 2 года назад +3

      Breakup of 2 years here! She ghosted me, and I'm still not 100 % on why she did that. Still worrying about whether she was as truthful as she appeared, when she could just leave after one meeting.

  • @Nillawafersaregood
    @Nillawafersaregood 2 года назад +48

    “I’m going around, I’m doing the hand thing to people”
    “Oh…which one?”
    “The hand thing the you know the this?”
    **punches the other dude**
    “Oh ok AAuuuwww…what was that about?!”
    This part literally made me laugh out loud, the way Ryan just punched the other Ryan out of nowhere was just hilarious.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад

      It's my new job!

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 2 года назад

      There's also the head thing. Ya know.... In Soccer 🙃

    • @factorfitness3713
      @factorfitness3713 2 года назад

      How did Ryan punch the other Ryan who is also Ryan?!?!111

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 2 года назад +1

      @@factorfitness3713
      Ryan 1: "what are you doing?"
      Ryan 2:"I'm kicking my ass! Dya mind?!"
      Ryan 1:"It looks like you're doing the hand thing to yourself"

  • @TheMansCouncil
    @TheMansCouncil 2 года назад +91

    When ryan posts we all have to admit it makes our day better, we jump out of our chair and watch it

  • @hyperpsych6483
    @hyperpsych6483 2 года назад +15

    0:08 "Im going around Im doing the hand thing to people"
    *with concern* "... which one...?"
    Oh Ryan T - T

  • @stefanpochmann5205
    @stefanpochmann5205 2 года назад +7

    0:14 First time I ever noticed the blurry seen-from-behind guy move. I guess this proves there are at least two Ryans after all.

    • @Young-mind.TheMillion
      @Young-mind.TheMillion 3 месяца назад

      You know, you might just be the first guy to notice that.
      And the first guy to come to that conclusion using that information.
      You deserve a congratulations I decided.

  • @BrandoCLI
    @BrandoCLI 2 года назад +12

    this is definitely one of those sketches that needs a part 2😂

  • @datboief
    @datboief 2 года назад +7

    *punch*
    *gets knocked out*
    Nobody:
    Me: well if he’s out….
    I’m in….

  • @scosuvian3272
    @scosuvian3272 2 года назад +13

    2:32 "No, I am not getting it and my head hurts"
    "It will"
    Lmao

  • @vector6587
    @vector6587 2 года назад +357

    ryan never fails to make us laugh

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 2 года назад +8

      You're not wrong. But, seriously, who gave you permission to speak for us?

    • @loganjt7915
      @loganjt7915 2 года назад +3

      @@LordVulcan93 bro what did he do to you

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 года назад +1

      yes he does.

    • @totallynotbot8686
      @totallynotbot8686 2 года назад +4

      and the bot never fails to show up

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 2 года назад +2

      @@loganjt7915 He spoke for us without permission.

  • @gordonlipford2516
    @gordonlipford2516 11 месяцев назад

    The back and forth here gives me very strong Llamas with Hats vibes. In other words, it's fantastic writing and great comedy timing. Love it!

  • @Craulback
    @Craulback 2 года назад

    It's a rare delight when the ad at the end just as entertaining as the rest of the video. Wonderful. You're a comedic genius!

  • @RedIceberg
    @RedIceberg 2 года назад +22

    1:20 irony is *tight*

  • @alanjukic6743
    @alanjukic6743 2 года назад +10

    2:22 the comical chaos... love it

  • @scoobydoo23320
    @scoobydoo23320 2 года назад +33

    "I'm doing the hand thing to people"
    "Which one?"
    Very clever one Ryan.

  • @SurgeryIsWoke
    @SurgeryIsWoke 2 года назад +4

    He just constructed a symphony on "the squared circle". Ring? Box? Square? Round? Ringing is what a bell does. We can't call it that. Also there's a bell🤣

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea Год назад

    I'll have to tell my mother about Blueland, we might just try it out! I agree with even eco friendly cleaners because in news bottles with every purchase that get thrown away before the new purchase.

  • @tombocai
    @tombocai 2 года назад +48

    That box square ring round joke is comedy gold and perfectly delivered ❤️ Ryan aced it as always

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite 2 года назад +13

    "My head hurts."
    "It will"
    And everyone will cheer when it happens.

    • @backtrakk2121
      @backtrakk2121 2 года назад

      "when your head stops ringing the bell stops ringing ive decided"

  • @AmmaraSHAH773377
    @AmmaraSHAH773377 2 года назад +15

    Thevfirst guy series is by far my favourite especially the shoreditch to breaking things down so that the smallest accepted details are put into question by the entire audience.
    I wish i could find more content that is exactly this type of humour where i laugh aloud instead of just scoff sometimes whilst being wholesome too.
    Also the production that is invloved is overlooked sometimes with the overriding of the camera fir each character and their background begging different and evrything seeming so casual but underneath everything is intentional. I don't think we can find this level of content elsewhere. I think this is it.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад

      Dude punching another dude in the face, hand job pun, insults dude's appearance, butt-stuff innuendo, police brutality joke, y'know ... wholesome stuff like that.

  • @Malachum93
    @Malachum93 2 года назад +10

    First Guy: Hey you wanna fight me with the hand stuff for money?
    Other Guy: Yeah why not? I am also very good with the foot stuff.
    First Guy: Well i am not and that is the reason it is not allowed i decided.

  • @wallaroo1295
    @wallaroo1295 2 года назад

    *WOWX5!!!* *That round-box-ring bit... that is genuinely right up there with, "Who's on First?"*
    That was amazing.

  • @Dream0Asylum
    @Dream0Asylum 2 года назад +42

    You know, at first. I wasn't entirely sure which hand-thing he was going to be doing to people in front of cameras - but the "getting so close to each other it looks like you're going to kiss" part sure cleared that up. I wish the guy a very long career of doing all the hand-things in front of cameras to everybody that wishes to get within kissing distance of him.

  • @azizcammioneur7311
    @azizcammioneur7311 2 года назад +20

    The way Ryan's brain functions is just amazing! And the acting skills... Someone in Canada, please give him a tv show! And please, keep the videos coming!

  • @marcclay9125
    @marcclay9125 2 года назад +11

    Every time I hear "they decided" 0:28 in these videos it cracks me up.

  • @skylerd5397
    @skylerd5397 2 года назад

    I have thoroughly enjoyed the add/promotion at the end. It was so creative 🙂 Saw one for Grammarly and I was like let's hang around until the end. And I watched another of your videos until the end.

  • @starcitizen6983
    @starcitizen6983 2 года назад

    That exchange at 2:11 is some of the best crafted dialog i have heard in a while.

  • @Wemdiculous
    @Wemdiculous 2 года назад +6

    Ryan George… The only person for whom I say
    “An ad, I have time to watch this.”

  • @Tonymike99
    @Tonymike99 2 года назад +12

    I think my favorite part of this is that he referenced the "hand thing" from First Guy to Ever Punch Someone and the police putting him in the room from First Guy to Commit a Crime. Really making like a Ryan Cinematic Universe (RCU).

    • @Hossein7r
      @Hossein7r 2 года назад

      I think it's a dirty joke too :)

  • @jimmoore2838
    @jimmoore2838 2 года назад +2

    You can make me laugh no matter how bad my day is. You're amazing!!

  • @heath3325
    @heath3325 2 года назад +1

    Dude you deserve way mire subscribers, you actually just made my day with *your ad.*

  • @pawsonalpetcare
    @pawsonalpetcare 2 года назад +10

    I love his reaction to "I'm going around doing the hand thing to people" 🤣

  • @jamessawyer8565
    @jamessawyer8565 2 года назад +22

    "- I'm going around, I'm doing the hand thing to people.
    - Oh... which one?" Already lost it here 🤣

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 2 года назад +15

    I love how moustache guy immediately goes from "ouch, you hit me" to "I'll get you some sponsors"

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 года назад

      He knew he wasn't up to doing the hand thing back, so he finds a way to get ANOTHER guy to do the hand thing to the accidental robber guy.

  • @ultimateman55
    @ultimateman55 2 года назад +2

    2:10 to 2:30 is the best 20 seconds in this channel's history

  • @DrakeMagnum
    @DrakeMagnum 2 года назад

    Ring the bell. We have a winner! I don't want to box you in Ryan, but this has to be the best video of this series ever. Nice little jab at the police in there. Pat yourself on the back K? O and I even enjoy your advertisement segments. They are legitimately entertaining and I appreciate what you choose to promote. This was so good I bout to watch it again.

  • @comik300
    @comik300 2 года назад +6

    "I don't love how I look in blue" said the man in blue

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf 2 года назад +16

    I was hoping there would be a joke about how when they fought they were only allowed to wear shorts

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 2 года назад +3

      And really tall shoes that look a bit like boots BUT AREN’T BOOTS.

  • @emuliusv
    @emuliusv 2 года назад +19

    I don't know why but adstronaut's pronunciation of ocean was just too funny 3:40

  • @izzyjones662
    @izzyjones662 7 месяцев назад +1

    "And we’ll have a photo op where it looks like you might kiss."
    "What?"
    "What?"
    😂

  • @Mister_Skar
    @Mister_Skar 2 года назад +2

    Woah this was really clever and well written. Good stuff Ryan!

  • @clemensprod.5756
    @clemensprod.5756 2 года назад +21

    I’ve seen pretty much all of these “First guy to do” videos and this one is by far the best. Continuity from previous videos, and clever jokes. Love these vids Ryan

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 года назад +1

      You may be the first guy to...watch all those.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 2 года назад +1

      My new job is watching all the "First Guy To Do" videos, I decided.

  • @hoskinsfilms6227
    @hoskinsfilms6227 2 года назад +5

    "In fact, I'm not gonna do ANY foot stuff to this guy's butt!"
    I AM DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kylekashi
    @Kylekashi 2 года назад +11

    That "ring box round" dialogue was one of the best things I have heard in a long time, maybe ever

  • @mkaleborn
    @mkaleborn Год назад

    2:12 The tour de force starts there. Some of his best work yet. As other's have pointed out, the spirits of Abbott and Costello would approve.

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings 2 года назад

    Those package-saving detergents are actually cool. I get my laundry detergent in a frickin paper envelope in the mail now - Little soluble sheets of dry soap, stacked like paper.

  • @jedroberts10
    @jedroberts10 2 года назад +23

    “You’re not a professional person hitter, you’re an accidental robber guy”